1 00:00:00,170 --> 00:00:04,010 - Tonight, someone who's disgusted by game shows. 2 00:00:04,010 --> 00:00:05,903 It's SungWon Cho. 3 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:11,690 An overwhelmed actress accepting an Oscar, 4 00:00:11,690 --> 00:00:14,123 it's Caitlin Reilly. 5 00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:19,940 And professional pose model, 6 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:21,743 Brian David Gilbert. 7 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,872 They're all here to- 8 00:00:28,872 --> 00:00:32,752 - "Make Some Noise!" 9 00:00:43,820 --> 00:00:46,340 - This is "Make Some Noise," 10 00:00:46,340 --> 00:00:49,700 the game so good we spun it off unchanged. 11 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:52,070 I am your host, Sam Reich, and here's how the show works. 12 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:54,890 I have a series of improvisational prompts 13 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:58,430 our players have never seen before. 14 00:00:58,430 --> 00:01:00,607 Isn't that right, players? - If you say so. 15 00:01:00,607 --> 00:01:01,640 - Yeah. - I haven't seen a thing. 16 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:02,900 - They will, to the best of their ability, 17 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:03,800 fulfill those prompts, 18 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,600 I will award them corresponding points, 19 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,990 and the winner will take home the coveted Golden Ear, 20 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:11,360 or the equivalent value in Ear Bucks, 21 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,850 which can be spent at any Ear Mart location. 22 00:01:13,850 --> 00:01:16,610 Players, are you ready to rumble? 23 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:17,840 - Absolutely. - Yes. 24 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,360 - Hell yeah. - SungWon. 25 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,720 Mario walking on hot coals. 26 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,100 - Okay, here we go. 27 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:26,923 Ooh, hot, hot! (mimics "Super Mario" sound effects) 28 00:01:26,923 --> 00:01:28,291 Hot, hot, hot, hot! 29 00:01:30,047 --> 00:01:32,005 Oh no! 30 00:01:33,650 --> 00:01:35,010 SungWon, thanks for playing along. 31 00:01:35,010 --> 00:01:37,250 - Yeah, yeah. That's all I'm here for, right? 32 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:38,503 I can go, now? - Yeah, that's it. 33 00:01:38,503 --> 00:01:41,060 You can punch out and go home. Call it a day. 34 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:42,920 Yeah, an extra life worth of points for you. 35 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,510 - Thank you. Thank you. 36 00:01:44,510 --> 00:01:46,220 - Caitlin. - Hi. 37 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:49,700 - A woman in hell wants to speak to the manager. 38 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,020 - Sure. 39 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:54,290 Hi, so yes, it is hot. 40 00:01:54,290 --> 00:01:55,190 I just got here. 41 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:57,680 I'm new. I thought I was going upstairs, 42 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,120 so I'm lost. 43 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,580 Okay, I thought I was going upstairs where it is cool. 44 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,500 We are outside. There are drinks. 45 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:06,320 Jimi Hendrix is up there and I am down here 46 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,090 with a man named Jeffrey Dahmer, 47 00:02:08,090 --> 00:02:10,190 and he's not a good conversationalist. 48 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:12,500 I am very unhappy, okay? 49 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,840 And I was just wondering if I could speak 50 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,750 to a manager about this because it is hot 51 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:19,550 and I am pre-menopausal. 52 00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:21,320 Thank you so much. Thank you. 53 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,153 I'll wait right here. 54 00:02:22,153 --> 00:02:24,746 I'm not leaving until I speak to someone else. Thank you. 55 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,560 - Ah, it's no wonder this person ended up here 56 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:32,090 instead of the good place. 57 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:34,610 An eternity amount of points for you. 58 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:36,170 Brian. - Mm hmm. 59 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:38,943 - Explaining the rules 60 00:02:38,943 --> 00:02:42,440 to the board game Sisyphus' Boulder. 61 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,820 - Guys, no, seriously, like it's just, 62 00:02:43,820 --> 00:02:47,720 it's a quick 40 minute to eight hour explanation. 63 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,770 All right, so first off, 64 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:50,210 the thing you need to know, victory points. 65 00:02:50,210 --> 00:02:51,410 Obviously, every game has that. 66 00:02:51,410 --> 00:02:53,900 But the more important thing is the boulder. 67 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,550 The basic rules of this is 68 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,800 that what we wanna do is we wanna go ahead, roll dice, 69 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,530 obviously, we just get that started. 70 00:03:00,530 --> 00:03:02,480 If you get a chance card, you can cash that in, 71 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,040 and it helps you push a little harder. 72 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:07,280 But usually the main mechanic of the game 73 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,140 is pushing the boulder. 74 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:11,840 And so, but that's the thing is that everyone thinks 75 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,870 that that's the whole part of it, but they forget. 76 00:03:14,870 --> 00:03:17,600 Second phase comes up, you roll the hot roll, 77 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,010 and then the boulder rolls back down. 78 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:20,990 And then, because we get into the third phase, 79 00:03:20,990 --> 00:03:22,250 it's similar to the first phase. 80 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:24,200 It's a little different than the first phase though. 81 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,147 Actually, no, it's the exact same as the first phase. 82 00:03:26,147 --> 00:03:29,480 You just roll dice and then you push the boulder 83 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,960 a little more and then, okay, 84 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:33,920 well then the boulder rolls back down. 85 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:36,650 - Yeah. Absolutely, Brian. 86 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,930 You know what, we'll say another eternity amount 87 00:03:38,930 --> 00:03:39,890 of points for you. 88 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:42,170 - Ooh. - Thematically, it tracks. 89 00:03:42,170 --> 00:03:43,560 - So I'm fucked then. 90 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:46,160 Got it. 91 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,540 - You just gotta angle for that eternity. 92 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:48,860 - Yeah. 93 00:03:48,860 --> 00:03:49,940 - SungWon, we're back at you. 94 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:51,470 - All right. 95 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:55,880 - Marvel's newest villain, The Gaslighter. 96 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,740 - Cinematic universe or the comics? 97 00:03:57,740 --> 00:04:00,020 What are we talking here? - I think let's say MCU. 98 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:01,285 - So less interesting. 99 00:04:01,285 --> 00:04:04,072 - The shade, 100 00:04:04,072 --> 00:04:05,780 the shade on this stage. 101 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:08,960 - I will give you bonus points if you do both versions. 102 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:13,467 - So, robbing a bank, I mean, 103 00:04:13,467 --> 00:04:15,920 let's debate what exactly that means. 104 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:19,356 I mean, I came into the bank, sure. 105 00:04:19,356 --> 00:04:23,420 And maybe I raised my voice a little bit, 106 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:26,720 but otherwise, I think I was a pretty, 107 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,330 you know, good employee. 108 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:31,730 I mean, don't you remember that? Hmm? 109 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,680 I don't know. Ooh. 110 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,400 And then The Gaslighting Ray goes in- 111 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,233 But then the cinematic version. 112 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:41,813 I came in here, 113 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,880 a respectable employee. 114 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,130 And I don't know. 115 00:04:49,130 --> 00:04:51,410 I just don't know what you're talking about. 116 00:04:51,410 --> 00:04:52,790 I don't recall. 117 00:04:52,790 --> 00:04:54,650 And there's no gaslighting beam because 118 00:04:54,650 --> 00:04:57,770 that's too silly for the Marvel Cinematic Universe. 119 00:04:57,770 --> 00:04:59,930 - Wow, SungWon. Sure. - That was fantastic. 120 00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:01,280 - You really shouldn't be pitching this. 121 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,580 You should be just going straight to the execs. 122 00:05:02,580 --> 00:05:03,620 - Yeah. - Yeah. 123 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:05,420 - They would eat this up immediately. 124 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:07,880 - Let's say a movie theater tub of popcorn's worth 125 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,650 of points for you. - Mm. 126 00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:10,880 - Caitlin. - Hi. 127 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:15,880 - Britney Spears's newest single, "This Is 40." 128 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,038 - Oh my God. - I think I was actually 129 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,250 possessed by Britney Spears. - Caitlin, 130 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:43,550 it's like someone fed Britney Spears into an AI machine. 131 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:46,480 And it's what that spit out. 132 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:49,550 It's great that she's free. 133 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:51,283 - Yeah. 134 00:05:51,283 --> 00:05:53,600 - A 9:00 PM bedtime amount of points for you. 135 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,820 Brian, last prompt of round one. 136 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:58,160 - Okay. - In an alternate universe, 137 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,850 Mark Zuckerberg produces a local advertisement 138 00:06:01,850 --> 00:06:05,753 for his waterpark, The Wet-A-Verse. 139 00:06:09,350 --> 00:06:13,820 - Thank you for joining our talk today about 140 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:15,323 what the Wet-A-Verse means. 141 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,740 There are lots of things that you can do 142 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:22,283 in the Wet-A-Verse, like water slide. 143 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,880 But you can choose any clothes you want. 144 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:29,750 And that's why I chose this pair of trunks. 145 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:32,543 I think it's really fun, don't you? 146 00:06:33,740 --> 00:06:36,980 Moving on to how this is going to change the future 147 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,330 of corporate communication. 148 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,860 Here, you can have up to 18 different people, 149 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:45,590 all in a hot tub at the same time, 150 00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:48,233 to discuss your plans for your business. 151 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:50,990 Thank you so much. 152 00:06:50,990 --> 00:06:53,502 We can't wait to ruin the next democracy. 153 00:06:53,502 --> 00:06:58,502 - Brian! My God, man. 154 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,373 80-foot drop amount of points for you. 155 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:06,260 That brings us to our first mini game. 156 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,660 Players, this is a little game we like 157 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:10,790 to call Wrong Answers Only. 158 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:12,318 This one's pretty specific. 159 00:07:12,318 --> 00:07:15,980 Even more alternate universe Spider-Mans. 160 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:19,790 And what that means is I'm gonna set you up at first 161 00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:22,580 with some Spider-Mans to do your interpretation 162 00:07:22,580 --> 00:07:23,870 of those Spider-Mans. - Sure. 163 00:07:23,870 --> 00:07:26,060 - But very quickly after a warmup round, 164 00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:29,270 I'm gonna leave it open to you pitching me Spider-Mans. 165 00:07:29,270 --> 00:07:30,530 SungWon. - Yeah. 166 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:31,832 - Goofy Spider-Man. 167 00:07:31,832 --> 00:07:33,174 - Okay, here I go. 168 00:07:33,174 --> 00:07:34,924 Oh, ho, ho, wee! 169 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,740 Woo hoo wee! 170 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:40,095 Whoa! 171 00:07:40,095 --> 00:07:41,540 Gorsh! 172 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:44,690 Splat, dies, I guess. - That is a very 173 00:07:44,690 --> 00:07:46,590 refined impression. 174 00:07:46,590 --> 00:07:47,423 - Caitlin! 175 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:48,256 - Yes. 176 00:07:48,256 --> 00:07:50,360 - Mean girl Spider-Man. 177 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,160 - I don't know what your mom said, 178 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,833 but those jeans are way too small for you. 179 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:00,770 Did you know that your eyes are the same color as dog shit? 180 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:02,900 LOL. 181 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:06,438 Jason me that he liked girls that were taller. 182 00:08:07,910 --> 00:08:09,712 - What was that last noise? 183 00:08:13,010 --> 00:08:14,360 Brian. 184 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,824 Afraid of spiders Spider-Man. 185 00:08:16,824 --> 00:08:18,620 - Ha ha, sorry, Green Goblin, 186 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:20,480 that's gonna, oh my Jesus Christ. 187 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,100 When did you start keeping tarantulas? 188 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,960 I know you're like a villain, but like, why do you. 189 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,730 Ah! Please, just like, 190 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:28,100 you have the flyer anyway, Norman, let's go. 191 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:31,010 Come on. - Excellent, Brian. 192 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,806 And now I will leave it to you, players. 193 00:08:33,806 --> 00:08:34,850 - Caitlin. 194 00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:36,110 - This Keira Knightley Spider-Man. 195 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:37,070 - Incredible. 196 00:08:37,070 --> 00:08:37,903 - Excuse me. 197 00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:39,950 Don't mean to be a bother, 198 00:08:39,950 --> 00:08:42,105 but you cannot blow up New York City. 199 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,330 I have to entrap you in a web. 200 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:46,760 I know it sounds preposterous, but I do. 201 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,463 And it's going to be coming out of my wrists. 202 00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:52,786 Peter ran away. I'm Spider-Man. 203 00:08:52,786 --> 00:08:55,523 I'm Spider-Man. Please, stop. 204 00:08:55,523 --> 00:08:57,149 - I love Spider-Man. 205 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:01,430 - SungWon. - Werner Herzog Spider-Man. 206 00:09:01,430 --> 00:09:05,210 - Love it. - Hello you nefarious villain, 207 00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:09,050 I am the hero that is here 208 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:12,440 to stop your antics. 209 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,833 Although, really, what is crime? 210 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:21,140 If you are taking away from corporations, 211 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:25,880 then truly there is no shame in that. 212 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,860 So I will let you escape. 213 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:30,969 - Brilliant, SungWon! Absolutely! 214 00:09:31,802 --> 00:09:33,860 - Spider-Man but he's in the movie "Waterworld." 215 00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:34,763 - Fantastic. 216 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:39,633 - This fucking sucks. 217 00:09:40,850 --> 00:09:43,518 - Yeah, that about does it, Brian, yeah! 218 00:09:43,518 --> 00:09:44,510 SungWon. 219 00:09:44,510 --> 00:09:46,400 - Disgusted by his own web Spider-Man. 220 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,233 - There you go. 221 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,120 - Caitlin. 222 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,830 - This is Katherine Hepburn Spider-Man. 223 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:02,120 - Oh wow. 224 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,380 - You see the difference between you 225 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:04,790 and me is that I'm Spider-Man. 226 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:07,154 - What! 227 00:10:07,154 --> 00:10:08,030 - And I'm gonna save that city 228 00:10:08,030 --> 00:10:10,563 and there's nothing that you can do about it. 229 00:10:10,563 --> 00:10:13,940 - I straight up wanna see that Spider-Man. 230 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:15,290 - Spider-Man but he's obsessed 231 00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:17,531 with the Christopher Nolan "Batman" movies. 232 00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:26,333 Hey, you guys burgling something? 233 00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:30,473 I'm not a 16 year old boy, that's for sure. 234 00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:35,227 Does anyone have a lozenge? 235 00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:37,670 - That brings us to round two, 236 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:40,940 where our players must now test their talents 237 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:43,414 in teams of two. 238 00:10:43,414 --> 00:10:44,247 SungWon. - Yeah. 239 00:10:44,247 --> 00:10:45,320 - And Caitlyn. - Okay. 240 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:49,250 - Two Saturday morning cartoon VO artists 241 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:51,740 who, looking at their faces, 242 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:54,050 you can tell are completely over it, 243 00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:57,620 but listening to their voices, you would never know. 244 00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:59,938 - Do you want Reggie to start or do you want me to start? 245 00:10:59,938 --> 00:11:01,910 - I mean, I can start. 246 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:06,120 Oh boy, Jenny, I can't wait to go to the picnic. 247 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,123 - Picnics are my favorite! 248 00:11:08,123 --> 00:11:10,009 Remember that last time we went to the picnic 249 00:11:10,009 --> 00:11:12,887 and we almost got stung by a bunch of bees. 250 00:11:12,887 --> 00:11:17,147 - Golly, gee willikers, that sure was a fright! 251 00:11:17,147 --> 00:11:19,761 - I don't know if I ever told you this, but, 252 00:11:19,761 --> 00:11:21,511 I'm so excited. 253 00:11:23,002 --> 00:11:24,530 - Excited for what? 254 00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:26,846 Your birthday tomorrow? 255 00:11:26,846 --> 00:11:28,460 - It's my birthday tomorrow? 256 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:30,983 - Oh no. I ruined the surprise. 257 00:11:31,923 --> 00:11:33,414 - That's okay. 258 00:11:33,414 --> 00:11:38,125 I've never loved anyone more than I've ever loved you. 259 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:42,306 I could skip for hours and hours and hours- 260 00:11:42,306 --> 00:11:43,786 Hey, can I take a break? 261 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,590 Because I feel like I'm gonna actually throw up. 262 00:11:45,590 --> 00:11:48,950 - This material is just fucking beneath me. 263 00:11:48,950 --> 00:11:51,178 - I wanna put a bullet between my eyes. 264 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,940 - I went to Juilliard for this shit. 265 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:54,740 - I will cut you off there. 266 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:56,000 Both of you. 267 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,393 An after minimum amount of points for the two of you. 268 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:01,373 Caitlin and Brian. 269 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:06,260 An industrial training video in which it's fundamentally 270 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:09,860 unclear what the company does. 271 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:14,060 - Welcome to the Family of Advanced Technology Corp. 272 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:16,700 - Here at the Family of Advanced Technology Corp, 273 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,740 we take care of you and your families, 274 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,240 as well as other families, 275 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,790 and families surrounding those families as well 276 00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:27,770 with our high end technology of today, the 2000 Viper. 277 00:12:27,770 --> 00:12:28,700 - And of course, 278 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:32,870 the 2000 Viper is what you've joined our family to do. 279 00:12:32,870 --> 00:12:35,804 - Yes. - And you will do it. 280 00:12:35,804 --> 00:12:38,660 - To install the 2000 Viper 281 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:42,020 inside of your home, you simply call this phone number 282 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:43,518 at the bottom of the screen. 283 00:12:43,518 --> 00:12:45,890 And then a large van 284 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,720 or two, depending on the day, 285 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,110 will show up to your house and install the 2000 Viper 286 00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:53,300 at the far end of your house. 287 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:56,060 That night, go to sleep at 11:00 PM. 288 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:59,300 After that, wake up and the Viper will be installed 289 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,010 and your family will be working. 290 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:02,273 - And what does it do? 291 00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:11,060 Correct. - I'll cut you off there. 292 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:14,450 What does it do, waiting for them to fill in the blanks. 293 00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:17,810 Yeah, a two month trial period worth of points 294 00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:19,280 for the both of you. 295 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,770 Brian and SungWon. 296 00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:23,750 Wizards trying to one up each other 297 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,330 with cryptic last words. 298 00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:29,540 - And that's the last you'll see of me, perhaps. 299 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:32,060 - As the prophecy foretold. 300 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,103 - I'm sorry, which prophecy are you speaking 301 00:13:34,103 --> 00:13:35,090 about right now? - You know, 302 00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:36,320 the one that are all wizards know, 303 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,090 you don't know that one? - No, 304 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:40,160 I know the wizard prophecy. 305 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:43,340 I went to wizard school, and you know what? 306 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:46,253 I'll see you some Tuesday. 307 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:50,090 - All of this went according to plan. 308 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:53,270 - But is that, the plan, when you discussed the plan, 309 00:13:53,270 --> 00:13:54,885 did you mean the prophecy or was- 310 00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:56,145 - The prophecy and the plan are two separate things. 311 00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:57,209 - Oh okay. - You seem like 312 00:13:57,209 --> 00:13:58,190 a very insecure wizard, now. 313 00:13:58,190 --> 00:14:01,853 - We'll see who's insecure soon. 314 00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:05,875 - Time will tell. 315 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:08,030 - Oh, when you say time, do you mean the- 316 00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:09,860 - Jesus Christ! 317 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:11,060 - Brilliant, the two of you. 318 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:12,740 Parts that each of you were born 319 00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:14,960 to play in your own way. 320 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:18,190 A dragon's hoard amount of points for the both of you. 321 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,023 SungWon. - Yeah. 322 00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:19,856 - And Caitlin. 323 00:14:19,856 --> 00:14:22,790 A villain and their real estate agent 324 00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:26,960 tour volcano lairs. 325 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,070 - Now, as you can see, 326 00:14:28,070 --> 00:14:30,500 this one has a lot of old lava rock, 327 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,210 and it is about to erupt. 328 00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:36,261 Why don't you let me know if I'm getting hot or cold. 329 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,470 - What is the temperature of this lava? 330 00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:45,380 - It would be about 9.000 degrees Fahrenheit. 331 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,430 I'm a Fahrenheit girl. 332 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:48,050 So I don't know. Don't ask me. 333 00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:49,910 I don't get science, but it's hot. 334 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:51,950 It is hot. I mean, the square footage. 335 00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:53,180 You could put a bed there. 336 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:55,640 You could have an open kitchen situation here. 337 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,340 I mean, the space speaks for itself. 338 00:14:58,340 --> 00:15:00,800 - Soundproofing. How easy? 339 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,170 If you hear scream, neighbors 340 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,207 are bothered? - Oh, not at all. 341 00:15:05,207 --> 00:15:08,570 No, the closest volcano to this volcano is like 35 miles 342 00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,190 that way. - Ah, okay, okay. 343 00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:12,040 - There are occupants there, though. 344 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,342 - Mm, okay. - McGorg lives there. 345 00:15:14,342 --> 00:15:16,250 - McGorg. 346 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,450 - Is that gonna be a problem? 347 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,909 Because I'd really like you to get this down payment in. 348 00:15:19,909 --> 00:15:23,060 - Sure, why don't we take a closer look at lava, shall we? 349 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:23,960 Maybe inspect it 350 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,274 a little more. - Okay. 351 00:15:25,274 --> 00:15:27,167 - Cool. 352 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:29,000 - And I'll cut you off there. 353 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,930 Let's say an eruptive amount of points for the both of you. 354 00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:35,810 - Thank you. - Caitlin and Brian. 355 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:40,040 An audition scene between an experienced performer 356 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,120 and a terrible casting assistant. 357 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,280 - Hi, thank you so much for coming in. 358 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,150 - Yeah. 359 00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:50,900 - We can start with your height, 360 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,243 no, your name. - Yeah. 361 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,676 Do you want me to slate? 362 00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:56,033 - Yeah, yeah. Yes, that's what I want you to do. 363 00:15:56,033 --> 00:15:57,680 Yes. - Okay. Amazing. 364 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,780 My name is Annabel Lee, I'm five six, 365 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:02,870 and I'm based out of Los Angeles, California. 366 00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:04,250 Whenever you're ready. 367 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:08,603 - Oh, no, I just watched my own mother die getting impaled. 368 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,463 - Jessica, I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 369 00:16:14,499 --> 00:16:16,523 I'm supposed to be crying in the- 370 00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:21,043 - Just read them. 371 00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:22,057 - Oh, oh! - And then I'll, 'cause I. 372 00:16:22,057 --> 00:16:24,590 - 'Cause I'm not the acting, I'm not actor. 373 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:26,960 I'm not the actor, but okay. - Yeah. 374 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,350 - Oh no. I just saw that my mom died by getting impaled. 375 00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:33,963 - Jessica, I'm so sorry. 376 00:16:33,963 --> 00:16:36,031 - It's okay. I hated her. 377 00:16:36,031 --> 00:16:39,053 And so I'm not as sad as maybe I could be. 378 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,350 - As your friend, 379 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:44,453 I think it's important for me to say, 380 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,740 I've always had a thing for you. 381 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:54,620 - So the stage directions, I'm supposed to embrace you? 382 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:55,752 - You don't have to. - Okay, I just was- 383 00:16:55,752 --> 00:16:57,573 - I just thought- I just thought. 384 00:16:57,573 --> 00:16:59,581 - I will cut you off there. 385 00:16:59,581 --> 00:17:03,079 as we realized the pantomime was not a pantomime. 386 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:07,040 Yes, a don't call us, we'll call you amount of points 387 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,780 for the both of you. 388 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:11,330 Last prompt of round two, 389 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,730 Brian and SungWon. 390 00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:18,730 Dueling anime characters over-explaining their every move. 391 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,721 - The vibrations of that sound. 392 00:17:22,721 --> 00:17:26,510 It instills fear into my heart to intimidate me. 393 00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:27,660 But little does he know... 394 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,500 - There's no way! 395 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,293 No one's seen that pog for generations. 396 00:17:34,168 --> 00:17:38,000 I thought it was a lie or a myth, perhaps both. 397 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,040 - You fool. - Huh? 398 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,581 - It's a slammer! 399 00:17:43,977 --> 00:17:44,810 - But wait! 400 00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:46,940 If I can reach out just in time, 401 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,973 I can potentially throw out my secret weapon. 402 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,200 - Draw four UNO? - I've confused him. 403 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,590 - I draw four pogs from my pocket. 404 00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:03,110 I play them in an array. - Oh! 405 00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:04,730 - You know what that means, right? 406 00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:06,876 - He's doing the array! 407 00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:08,360 - The array. - The array! 408 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,850 - Of the four. - There's no way he could do 409 00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:13,040 the four array! 410 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,971 So you're gonna have to explain that one to me. 411 00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:16,096 - Okay, yeah. - 'Cause I haven't seen this in years. 412 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,207 - So the four array- - Yeah, I'll cut you 413 00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:18,352 off there. - If you watch the guide. 414 00:18:18,352 --> 00:18:21,334 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. 415 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,893 - Yeah, a critical damage amount of points for the two of you. 416 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:29,420 That brings us to round three of our game, where our players 417 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:34,420 will now hold hands and jump into the abyss as one. 418 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:37,493 SungWon, Caitlin, Brian. 419 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:42,560 Three mafiosos, Mr. Nice, Mr. Mean, 420 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,960 and Mr. In-Between. 421 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,000 - So we heard someone squealed. 422 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,480 Look, I don't wanna be the bad guy here, 423 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,490 but I'll tell you something. 424 00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:56,750 I got a bat out back and it's hit dozens of kneecaps. 425 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,640 I'm handing it over to my friend over here. 426 00:18:58,640 --> 00:18:59,633 - Listen, listen. 427 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,390 You come into our place of business 428 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:09,353 with questions and offerings of help and support. 429 00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:14,120 And I just gotta say that I'm more than happy to help 430 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,017 and support you, free of charge. 431 00:19:15,017 --> 00:19:16,894 You are my- - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 432 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,520 So, dozens is a lot. 433 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,263 That's an exaggeration. 434 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,990 Two times, three times, you know? 435 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:26,120 And they were light, you know, just like a little boop. 436 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,740 You know, it's like going to the doctor, 437 00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:28,970 getting your reflexes checked. 438 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:30,080 - Look, I get it, 439 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,150 I just don't like when you undermine the things 440 00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:33,830 that I've been putting out first. 441 00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:35,270 - Yeah. - We've talked about this 442 00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:37,160 in our meetings. - I'm so rude, 443 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,197 do you need a glass of water or something? 444 00:19:39,197 --> 00:19:42,230 - No, 'cause he hasn't had a glass of water in six days. 445 00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:43,373 He's not gonna get one now. 446 00:19:43,373 --> 00:19:45,623 You don't have to. - It's a warm glass of water. 447 00:19:45,623 --> 00:19:48,980 It's not particularly refreshing, but, you know. 448 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,300 - I don't know what's come over me, 449 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,340 but let's give you money. 450 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,890 - No, that is the absolute opposite 451 00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:55,723 of what we've- 452 00:19:55,723 --> 00:19:59,030 - Monopoly money- - I will cut you off there. 453 00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,830 - I don't know what accent that was. 454 00:20:02,264 --> 00:20:04,130 It went five different places. 455 00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:06,493 - A gabagool amount of points for all three of you. 456 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:09,260 SungWon, Caitlin, Brian. 457 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:13,760 Internet comments that people think are nice, but aren't. 458 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,750 - Surprisingly funny for how you look. 459 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,100 - Low budget as shit, 460 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,530 but pretty manageably well worth watching. 461 00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:23,210 - I liked his old stuff better, 462 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:24,800 but I think it's pretty interesting 463 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,100 he went in this direction. 464 00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:29,630 - You seem to do the same stuff over and over again, 465 00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:31,433 but entertaining nonetheless. 466 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:33,965 These are just comments I've received. 467 00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:35,757 - I know! Yes, I know! 468 00:20:35,757 --> 00:20:38,780 Brilliant and deeply personal. 469 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,730 A passive aggressive amount of points for all three of you. 470 00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:47,491 A scene between two actors where they clearly ADR'd 471 00:20:47,491 --> 00:20:48,491 one of them. 472 00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:51,980 - Listen, if we don't find grandmother's chest, 473 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:53,750 then the moon is gonna burn so bright 474 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,910 that everyone's skin is gonna fall off. 475 00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:59,450 - Well, maybe that's what, that is supposed to happen. 476 00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:03,170 You know? Maybe we deserve this fate. 477 00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:05,090 - You really want grandma's curse 478 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:07,250 to take over the entire city? 479 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:10,557 - Listen, it's not my fault that grandma decided, 480 00:21:10,557 --> 00:21:14,030 "Hey, let's just turn everyone into spiders all the time." 481 00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:15,890 That's not my fault. 482 00:21:15,890 --> 00:21:17,240 - Since you're my older brother, 483 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,440 you know that the oldest 484 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,650 of the Clafkin family can only recite the spell 485 00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:24,770 and then the spell will be broken for the blood moon. 486 00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:27,170 - Okay. I'll start doing the chant. 487 00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:29,640 But we gotta do it together, in unison. 488 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:30,593 - Okay. Okay. - Ready? 489 00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:32,678 One, two, three, go! 490 00:21:32,678 --> 00:21:37,678 Spiders, spiders, go away. - Spiders, spiders, go away. 491 00:21:37,749 --> 00:21:39,800 - Spiders, spiders. - Spider spiders. 492 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,060 - Get the hell out - Get the 493 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:42,620 - Of here, man. - Hell out of here, man. 494 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:43,580 - I'll cut you off there. 495 00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:46,730 That was absolutely brilliant. 496 00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:51,440 A take 127 amount of points for the three of you. 497 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,990 A third grader got a hold of the script 498 00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:57,320 for this medical drama and changed some of the words, 499 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,207 à la Mad Libs. 500 00:21:58,207 --> 00:22:00,800 - I hope the ER's ready because we got someone coming 501 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,560 in here with a butt disease. 502 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,240 - Cowabunga, dude. 503 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,920 - That is so, so penis. 504 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,300 - We- He's going into AFib! 505 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:11,300 We definitely need the sponges. 506 00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:13,760 - Okay. - Not the red sponges. 507 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,730 Get the chunky sponges. 508 00:22:16,730 --> 00:22:17,750 - Live, goddamn it! 509 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:20,723 I hope you live until you're 157. 510 00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:24,770 - What's gonna happen to his wife, Poopy Butt? 511 00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:28,455 - I'm sorry. He's farted. 512 00:22:28,455 --> 00:22:32,000 - And I'll cut you off there. 513 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,110 Look at the three of you, 514 00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:35,180 just a regular old improv troop up here. 515 00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:36,380 Who would've thought. - We were also working 516 00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:37,430 in a line. 517 00:22:37,430 --> 00:22:38,810 - Yes, absolutely. - That's how it's done 518 00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:40,640 at the ER. - Yes, exactly, yeah. 519 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,370 - A malpractice amount of points for all three of you. 520 00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:48,170 Players, that brings us to the final prompt of the game. 521 00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:50,900 - Oh my God. - I'm as sad as you are. 522 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:53,660 Questions and comments your relatives have 523 00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:55,580 about your career. 524 00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:58,400 - Now, have you ever thought about doing Shakespeare, 525 00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,630 sort of on the street? 526 00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:01,700 Like, you know, those street performers? 527 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:05,630 You could make some extra cash that way. Put out a hat. 528 00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:07,070 - Do you know Steven Yeun? 529 00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:08,573 He's Korean, too, you know. 530 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,830 - I thought what you made was so creative. 531 00:23:12,830 --> 00:23:15,246 Have you considered maybe getting an MBA? 532 00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:19,310 - You ever met Amy Schumer? 533 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:21,560 She's like the only other funny woman I know, so. 534 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,890 - Shit, that is so real. - Oh, you do voice acting? 535 00:23:24,890 --> 00:23:26,300 Like what? 536 00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:27,550 Can you list all of them? 537 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,510 Just all of them. 538 00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:32,780 - And are you the kind of YouTuber that pranks old people 539 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,820 or is that a different kind of YouTuber? 540 00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:36,590 - Wait, okay, okay. No, do something funny. 541 00:23:36,590 --> 00:23:37,423 Do something funny! 542 00:23:37,423 --> 00:23:40,190 - You know, what would make a super funny sketch for you? 543 00:23:40,190 --> 00:23:44,330 Okay, so if, I had the dream once and oh my God, 544 00:23:44,330 --> 00:23:46,940 it was so wild, 'cause I was there and like, 545 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:49,940 but like imagine if your third grade teacher was also there. 546 00:23:51,170 --> 00:23:52,880 No, that's it, that's the whole, yeah, that's it. 547 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,610 - I have this amazing idea for a video. 548 00:23:55,610 --> 00:23:57,770 You come into my store, right? 549 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:02,030 And you're like using, hold on, you're using my products. 550 00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:05,150 And then so like it could be like, "Mom in store" 551 00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:07,640 or like "Person in store", right? 552 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,620 I just think that would be like an amazing thing 553 00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:10,453 that you could do. 554 00:24:10,453 --> 00:24:12,770 - You would be so good 555 00:24:12,770 --> 00:24:14,900 if they ever bring "The Big Bang Theory" back. 556 00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:21,950 - That hurts. - I'll cut you off there. 557 00:24:21,950 --> 00:24:25,160 Man, did I feel all of those to my core, 558 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,220 perhaps especially that "Big Bang Theory" one, Brian. 559 00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,830 That brings us to the end of our show. 560 00:24:30,830 --> 00:24:35,540 Our winner this episode is... 561 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,640 Caitlin Reilly. 562 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,157 - Oh my God! - Caitlin, 563 00:24:40,037 --> 00:24:44,390 you are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ear. 564 00:24:44,390 --> 00:24:47,720 And we have come full circle. 565 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,150 That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 566 00:24:50,150 --> 00:24:52,670 Tune in next time for more of the game samer. 567 00:24:52,670 --> 00:24:55,190 I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me. 568 00:24:55,190 --> 00:24:56,734 Good night.