1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:01,990 - Tonight, a cool guy 2 00:00:01,990 --> 00:00:03,530 walking away from an explosion, 3 00:00:03,530 --> 00:00:05,480 but when it goes off, he flinches a little bit. 4 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:07,283 It's Brennan Lee Mulligan! 5 00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:10,790 A ghost, adjusting things around the house 6 00:00:10,790 --> 00:00:11,960 just to freak you out. 7 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,243 It's Jess McKenna! 8 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:19,520 And someone confused where their entrance 9 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,609 is supposed to be. 10 00:00:20,609 --> 00:00:22,276 It's Andy Bustillos! 11 00:00:24,830 --> 00:00:27,014 They're all here to... 12 00:00:27,014 --> 00:00:30,340 - Make some noise! 13 00:00:41,450 --> 00:00:43,190 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise!" 14 00:00:43,190 --> 00:00:46,580 The game so good we spun it off unchanged. 15 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:47,900 I am your host, Sam Reich, 16 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:49,100 and here's how the show works. 17 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:51,200 I have a series of improvisational prompts 18 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,650 our players have never seen before. 19 00:00:54,650 --> 00:00:56,060 Isn't that right, players? 20 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:57,029 - Never seen it. 21 00:00:57,029 --> 00:00:57,862 - I know I've said it a lot, 22 00:00:57,862 --> 00:01:00,350 but I won't know if I haven't seen them before, 23 00:01:00,350 --> 00:01:01,400 until I see them 24 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,308 the first time. - That's true. 25 00:01:02,308 --> 00:01:03,141 - That's a great point. 26 00:01:03,141 --> 00:01:03,980 - They will to the best of their ability 27 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:04,820 fulfill those prompts. 28 00:01:04,820 --> 00:01:06,350 I will award them corresponding points 29 00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:07,460 and the winner will go home with 30 00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:09,200 the coveted Golden Ear, 31 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:14,120 which is only slightly less prestigious than a Golden Globe 32 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:18,350 and slightly more prestigious than a Webby award. 33 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:20,360 Players, are you ready to rumble? 34 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,345 - Yeah! 35 00:01:21,345 --> 00:01:22,490 - Woo! - Yeah! 36 00:01:22,490 --> 00:01:23,540 - Brennan. 37 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:24,373 - Yeah? 38 00:01:24,373 --> 00:01:27,740 - How every yo-yo-er fantasizes the world 39 00:01:27,740 --> 00:01:31,673 will one day depend on their skillset. 40 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,900 - Gentlemen, I assume you're wondering 41 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:37,433 why I've called you all here. 42 00:01:38,540 --> 00:01:42,557 The casino is the Andalusian. 43 00:01:42,557 --> 00:01:46,550 The vault underneath it has more than $40 million dollars 44 00:01:46,550 --> 00:01:48,410 on hand at any given night. 45 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:50,343 On this Fight Night in particular, 46 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:54,500 a score of $120 million dollars. 47 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,820 I've invited you here because 48 00:01:55,820 --> 00:01:58,010 you're all the best in your field. 49 00:01:58,010 --> 00:02:02,843 Demolitions, sleight of hand, a face man, driver, 50 00:02:03,950 --> 00:02:05,273 and my nephew TJ. 51 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:12,040 Now Carmine Berrata, the CEO of this casino 52 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:16,490 and a man who cannot resist going around the world 53 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:18,150 or seeing a dog walked. 54 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,020 TJ, this is where you come in. 55 00:02:21,020 --> 00:02:22,952 - All right, I'm gonna cut you off there. 56 00:02:22,952 --> 00:02:23,785 - Oh my gosh. 57 00:02:23,785 --> 00:02:24,830 - Jesus, that boy. 58 00:02:24,830 --> 00:02:26,570 - An "Ocean's Eleven" amount of points for, no, 59 00:02:26,570 --> 00:02:27,403 you know what? 60 00:02:27,403 --> 00:02:28,940 Make that "Ocean's Twelve." 61 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,220 - Wow, the Night Fox. 62 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:32,053 - Jess. 63 00:02:32,053 --> 00:02:32,886 - We got a bunch of these? 64 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:33,719 - Yeah, we got a bunch of these. 65 00:02:33,719 --> 00:02:34,552 - Oh, okay, cool. 66 00:02:34,552 --> 00:02:36,410 - A pre-show theater announcement 67 00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:39,500 where they might be taking the audience hostage. 68 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,490 - Good evening, everyone. 69 00:02:40,490 --> 00:02:41,323 And thank you so much 70 00:02:41,323 --> 00:02:43,070 for joining us tonight at the Pantages. 71 00:02:43,070 --> 00:02:45,470 This is a reminder to turn off all cell phones. 72 00:02:45,470 --> 00:02:48,470 Go ahead and turn off that location services. 73 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:49,303 You know what? 74 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:50,690 Aside from just putting it on mute, 75 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:51,830 go ahead and turn it right off, 76 00:02:51,830 --> 00:02:53,211 pass it down to your neighbor. 77 00:02:53,211 --> 00:02:55,700 Pass it down, pass it down, pass it down, 78 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:59,270 and put them in the small lockboxes at the end of every row. 79 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:00,770 This is a great time to sneeze 80 00:03:00,770 --> 00:03:02,510 and unwrap any cellophane candy. 81 00:03:02,510 --> 00:03:05,450 Now, if there are any zip ties at your feet, 82 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:07,700 go ahead and put them around your own wrists. 83 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,010 - 76 trombones' worth of points for Jess. 84 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:13,850 - Hey! 85 00:03:13,850 --> 00:03:14,683 - Andy. 86 00:03:14,683 --> 00:03:15,516 - Yes. 87 00:03:15,516 --> 00:03:16,349 - Welcome to the show my friend. 88 00:03:16,349 --> 00:03:17,182 - Thank you. 89 00:03:17,182 --> 00:03:18,470 - The "Down With the Sickness" 90 00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:21,590 "ooh wa ah ah ah" guy's alts. 91 00:03:21,590 --> 00:03:23,543 - You guys happy with ooh wa ah ah ah? 92 00:03:23,543 --> 00:03:24,376 Yep, okay? 93 00:03:24,376 --> 00:03:26,000 I'll throw out a couple other ones. 94 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,150 Let me fix my piercing. 95 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:33,080 Okay, what about a "wow-wow-WOW!"? 96 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:33,965 Could be good. 97 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:35,150 Could be fun at the end of a song. 98 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:38,060 You know, you think the song's done and wowow! 99 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:38,893 How about a little... 100 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,953 It's just a thick inhale. 101 00:03:41,953 --> 00:03:43,250 Get the crowd pumped! 102 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:44,300 A little. 103 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:47,168 How about a hooketta, hooketta, hooketta, hooketta? 104 00:03:47,168 --> 00:03:48,350 My wife! 105 00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:51,469 - I'll cut you off with a Borat impression, Andy. 106 00:03:51,469 --> 00:03:52,302 - Could be fun. 107 00:03:52,302 --> 00:03:53,493 - Could be fun. Could be fun. Could be fun. 108 00:03:53,493 --> 00:03:56,117 - A amount of points for you Andy 109 00:03:56,117 --> 00:03:57,230 Brennan. - Yeah huh? 110 00:03:57,230 --> 00:04:00,830 - The last will and testament 111 00:04:00,830 --> 00:04:04,550 of the founder of Spencer's Gifts. 112 00:04:04,550 --> 00:04:09,350 - Gathered herein are the final wishes of the departed, 113 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:12,985 Sir Reginald Thornwallow Spencer. 114 00:04:13,856 --> 00:04:18,740 To his beloved widow Martha does he bequeath 115 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:20,760 a big old red heart pillow 116 00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:25,940 with a weird looking puppy on the outside. 117 00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:27,230 And it's got a little zipper 118 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:28,550 with a compartment for chocolate, 119 00:04:28,550 --> 00:04:31,010 and if you open that, it's that weird crinkly plastic, 120 00:04:31,010 --> 00:04:33,200 and it's only got two chocolates in there. 121 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,650 To his former wife 122 00:04:36,650 --> 00:04:40,880 Bethesda Maryland Thornwallow Spencer 123 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:45,350 does he bequeath one of those little skateboards 124 00:04:45,350 --> 00:04:46,500 with a key chain on it. 125 00:04:48,110 --> 00:04:50,330 To his eldest son, 126 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:55,040 Mathias Quimsby Thornwallow Spencer 127 00:04:55,040 --> 00:05:00,040 does he bequeath a drum of kettle corn with 128 00:05:00,110 --> 00:05:03,413 a badly stenciled picture of Santa Claus on the outside. 129 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,620 - I will cut you off there, Brennan. 130 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:09,740 Exactly $2.99 worth of points for you. 131 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:10,887 - Wow, that's a deal. 132 00:05:10,887 --> 00:05:12,060 - That's a deal. - That's a good deal. 133 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:13,520 - Jess. - Sam. 134 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:18,260 - If the Harry Potter sorting hat were a mean girl. 135 00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:19,640 - Is your head... 136 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,200 No, no, no, I don't wanna say this. 137 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,250 Big? 138 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,110 No, no, no, it's just that normally for first year 139 00:05:24,110 --> 00:05:26,450 I like slop all the way down past the ears 140 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:29,591 and you're like wearing me. 141 00:05:29,591 --> 00:05:30,424 You know? 142 00:05:30,424 --> 00:05:31,257 Like you're wearing me like a proper, 143 00:05:31,257 --> 00:05:32,690 full adult would wear me, 144 00:05:32,690 --> 00:05:34,580 not like a small 11 year old. 145 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:35,780 So like, growth spurt? 146 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:37,190 Is that why your pants are high? 147 00:05:37,190 --> 00:05:38,960 No, no, no, sorry, I'm just asking. 148 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,150 Like I just wanna get to know you 'cause that's my job. 149 00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:43,040 I just wanna get to know you. 150 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,899 Obviously you're a Hufflepuff 151 00:05:44,899 --> 00:05:46,506 and I'm a bitch. 152 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:51,027 - I would like to see the intersection of 153 00:05:51,027 --> 00:05:54,770 "Harry Potter" and "Euphoria" in the worst way. 154 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:55,603 Andy. 155 00:05:55,603 --> 00:05:56,436 - Yes. 156 00:05:56,436 --> 00:05:59,840 - An ad for Taco Bell's new Laxative Supreme. 157 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,060 - Is your butt too hard? 158 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:03,080 You want soft butt? 159 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,280 You come down to Taco Bell 160 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,067 at the corner of any fucking street that you see, 161 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:10,490 and you go in there, you get a Laxative Supreme! 162 00:06:10,490 --> 00:06:11,570 You know what it does? 163 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:13,130 It loosens your insides, all right? 164 00:06:13,130 --> 00:06:15,020 You've never gone to the bathroom like this. 165 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:15,950 You want a fountain drink? 166 00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:16,820 There's already a fountain drink. 167 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:17,900 It's in your ass. 168 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:20,387 Taco Bell, eat nasty. 169 00:06:21,478 --> 00:06:22,311 - Damn! 170 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,830 - Eat Nasty! 171 00:06:24,830 --> 00:06:26,210 - Brennan. - Uh huh? 172 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:30,353 - A genie's other stipulations. 173 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:37,340 - You've rubbed my lamp, and now wishes three 174 00:06:37,340 --> 00:06:39,530 are yours, and yours alone to make. 175 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:41,570 Perhaps if you were clever enough 176 00:06:41,570 --> 00:06:44,090 to find me in the Cave of Wonders, you know already, 177 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:45,590 I cannot make anyone fall in love, 178 00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:47,330 nor can I bring any back for the dead, 179 00:06:47,330 --> 00:06:49,550 nor may you wish for more wishes. 180 00:06:49,550 --> 00:06:51,200 Those are the main three. 181 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,520 Every genie also has some that 182 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,320 they sort of throw on the end there. 183 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:55,993 I wanna be clear. 184 00:06:55,993 --> 00:06:58,400 Those first three, those are hard rules. 185 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,170 And then these ones are sort of, 186 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,810 I guess taste, it's preference, right? 187 00:07:02,810 --> 00:07:04,460 So I would say number one, 188 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:07,820 if you are thinking about becoming royalty, 189 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:09,440 you can wish to become royalty, 190 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,630 but then it's just one more royal 191 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:12,770 and everyone else is still poor. 192 00:07:12,770 --> 00:07:13,880 You could absolutely wish for like 193 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,670 a different economic system, ground up, right? 194 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:17,870 I would say number two, 195 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:20,450 if you're going to wish for a magical ring 196 00:07:20,450 --> 00:07:22,700 that gives you the powers of a great sorcerer, 197 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:24,293 just wish for the powers. 198 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:26,898 Some guy was like, "Give me a ring that gives me-" 199 00:07:26,898 --> 00:07:28,820 And I was like, "Okay, you've just made this 200 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:31,130 unnecessarily worse and harder for you." 201 00:07:31,130 --> 00:07:32,540 To track this ring down. 202 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:34,823 Number three, I don't like animals. 203 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:36,643 - That'll do it. 204 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:39,353 Comedy comes in threes. 205 00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:43,190 Yes a heaping amount of gold for you, Brennan. 206 00:07:43,190 --> 00:07:44,110 - Wow! 207 00:07:44,110 --> 00:07:44,943 - Wow. 208 00:07:44,943 --> 00:07:46,160 - Jess. 209 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:50,550 The cut "Plunger's Song" from "Beauty and the Beast." 210 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:22,707 - Wow Jess, what a magic trick 211 00:08:22,707 --> 00:08:23,998 - What the fuck are we doing here? 212 00:08:23,998 --> 00:08:25,078 - How the hell did you do that? 213 00:08:25,078 --> 00:08:25,911 - What the fuck are we doing here? 214 00:08:25,911 --> 00:08:27,857 - I'm screaming about shitting myself. 215 00:08:27,857 --> 00:08:29,473 - Well I was just rhyming about shitting yourself. 216 00:08:29,473 --> 00:08:30,770 - I know, but still. 217 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:31,977 Beautiful, elevate shit. 218 00:08:31,977 --> 00:08:32,810 It was great. - Thank you. 219 00:08:32,810 --> 00:08:34,897 - A Magic Kingdom amount of points for you. 220 00:08:34,897 --> 00:08:36,020 Andy. - Oh no. 221 00:08:36,020 --> 00:08:39,260 - The more tools a surgeon asks for, 222 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:42,560 the clearer it is they're winging it. 223 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:43,520 - A scalpel, please. 224 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,780 Thank you. 225 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:45,860 All right, and a smaller scalpel. 226 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:46,960 This one's a little... 227 00:08:47,930 --> 00:08:50,120 Thank you, I got small hands. 228 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,280 All right, we're just gonna, we're gonna cut down here. 229 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,400 Okay, and we're gonna, okay, and can I get a sponge? 230 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,690 A blood sponge? 231 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:58,640 Whatever, a paper towel. 232 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,380 Thank you! 233 00:09:00,380 --> 00:09:01,670 All right, we're gonna soak it up. 234 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:03,080 It's important to soak it up, okay. 235 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,910 And then now, everyone look in here, okay, 236 00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:07,420 this is the stomach, all right, see? 237 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:10,324 So it's like, right, ever seen one of these? 238 00:09:10,324 --> 00:09:11,900 Hello? 239 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:13,940 Don't tell anyone I did that. 240 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:17,132 Yeah, okay, so this person has passed. 241 00:09:17,132 --> 00:09:18,633 - I'll cut you off. 242 00:09:18,633 --> 00:09:19,542 - Could be fun. - Could be fun. 243 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:20,480 - Think about it, could be fun. 244 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,040 - A malpractice amount of points for you. 245 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:22,873 - Yes! 246 00:09:25,070 --> 00:09:27,170 - That brings us to the mini game. 247 00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:29,630 Players, this is a mini game we like to call 248 00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:31,070 Name That Cat. 249 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,180 It's pretty straightforward. 250 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,920 I'm gonna show you a picture of a cat. 251 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:37,130 You tell me what you think that cat's name could be. 252 00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:41,450 I will be awarding points for the name I like the most. 253 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,814 Cat number one. 254 00:09:42,814 --> 00:09:43,850 Brennan. 255 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:46,403 - Alistair Wallace, Lord of the Isle. 256 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:50,000 - Oh my God. 257 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,040 - He is a redhead. 258 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:52,999 I'm buying it. 259 00:09:52,999 --> 00:09:53,832 Jess. 260 00:09:53,832 --> 00:09:57,001 - Rutherford P. Haynes. 261 00:09:57,001 --> 00:09:59,612 - Just the tiniest little bit. 262 00:09:59,612 --> 00:10:00,550 - Andy. 263 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:02,193 - Mega Beard. 264 00:10:02,193 --> 00:10:04,070 - Mega Beard is good. 265 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:08,120 In this case I think I'm gonna go for Rutherford B. Haynes. 266 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,013 Way to go, Jess. 267 00:10:11,728 --> 00:10:13,130 - Uniqlo. 268 00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:15,620 - Uniqlo, yes, very good! 269 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:16,652 I like that lot. 270 00:10:16,652 --> 00:10:17,510 Jess. 271 00:10:17,510 --> 00:10:18,863 - Charles, Actually. 272 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,158 - That is such a good name for like 273 00:10:21,158 --> 00:10:23,997 a kid's show about a cat professor. 274 00:10:23,997 --> 00:10:26,157 "Hi, I'm Dr. Charles Actually!" 275 00:10:26,157 --> 00:10:28,697 - "Actually Charles, my dog ate my homework." 276 00:10:30,148 --> 00:10:30,981 - Brennan. 277 00:10:30,981 --> 00:10:31,814 - Viper. 278 00:10:31,814 --> 00:10:33,620 - That's pretty funny. 279 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:35,300 Going for irony, Brennan. 280 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,410 I'm gonna give it to you. 281 00:10:36,410 --> 00:10:37,521 Viper gets the points. 282 00:10:37,521 --> 00:10:38,354 - Viper is good. 283 00:10:38,354 --> 00:10:39,187 - Viper is good. 284 00:10:39,187 --> 00:10:40,020 - Yeah, didn't see it coming. 285 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:40,853 - Next cat. 286 00:10:40,853 --> 00:10:42,140 Andy. 287 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,880 - Soft and Blue. 288 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:44,903 - Was that a- - I panicked! 289 00:10:44,903 --> 00:10:46,852 - Was that a French accent you were giving me there? 290 00:10:46,852 --> 00:10:47,772 - Softan Bleu. 291 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,007 - Soft and Blue. - Soft Anbleu. 292 00:10:49,007 --> 00:10:49,840 - Soft. 293 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:50,960 - Just to soft on blue. 294 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,291 - Soft and Blue. 295 00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:53,226 - Jess. 296 00:10:53,226 --> 00:10:54,143 - Raindrop. 297 00:10:55,578 --> 00:10:56,598 Raindrop. 298 00:10:56,598 --> 00:10:58,118 - Raindrop. 299 00:10:58,118 --> 00:10:58,951 Brennan. 300 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:03,470 - This is Mystericat, but that's not the cat's name. 301 00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:05,570 The cat's actual name is Dave. 302 00:11:05,570 --> 00:11:06,912 - Raindrop. - Meyers. 303 00:11:09,397 --> 00:11:10,827 - Got 'im. 304 00:11:10,827 --> 00:11:11,660 Got 'im. 305 00:11:14,226 --> 00:11:15,999 - I'm outta here, I'm taking my buzzer. 306 00:11:15,999 --> 00:11:17,330 Good night, folks. 307 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:20,030 - No, I just feel like we're both right, you know? 308 00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:22,550 I was giving the Bruce Wayne answer 309 00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:23,750 and you were giving the Batman answer. 310 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,130 - Sure, sure, sure, sure. 311 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:27,590 - That point's gonna go to Brennan I believe. 312 00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:31,310 Although maybe half a point for Jess for that interruption. 313 00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:32,340 Next cat. 314 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,173 Brennan. 315 00:11:33,173 --> 00:11:34,043 - Jeff Bezos. 316 00:11:36,191 --> 00:11:37,160 - Andy. 317 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,210 - Men's Wearhouse for Cats. 318 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:40,010 - That's a long name for a cat. 319 00:11:40,010 --> 00:11:40,843 - But I'll take it. - You're gonna like 320 00:11:40,843 --> 00:11:41,676 the way you look. 321 00:11:41,676 --> 00:11:42,509 - Yeah. 322 00:11:42,509 --> 00:11:43,342 - Jess. 323 00:11:43,342 --> 00:11:45,720 - Danny DeMeowito. 324 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:48,710 - Jesus Christ. 325 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:51,643 - Yeah, I hadn't put a single mew in a name yet, 326 00:11:51,643 --> 00:11:54,140 It was bothering me, personally. 327 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:56,317 - You're like, "This next one's Danny DeMeowito. 328 00:11:56,317 --> 00:11:58,790 I don't care what shows up on that screen." 329 00:11:58,790 --> 00:12:00,590 This one goes to Brennan. 330 00:12:00,590 --> 00:12:02,123 And last cat. 331 00:12:03,716 --> 00:12:05,090 Brennan. 332 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:06,323 - Meownardo DiCaprio. 333 00:12:08,577 --> 00:12:09,680 - Jess. 334 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,153 - Stockard Channing. 335 00:12:12,385 --> 00:12:14,697 - Just a full on human being. 336 00:12:14,697 --> 00:12:15,530 Andy. 337 00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:17,510 - Night at the Museum Salon. 338 00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:18,343 - Huh. 339 00:12:18,343 --> 00:12:19,371 - Could be good. 340 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:20,204 - Could be good. - Could be good. 341 00:12:20,204 --> 00:12:21,530 - Night at the Meowseum. 342 00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:23,060 - That's better! 343 00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:24,760 - That one goes to Brennan, sorry. 344 00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:28,490 That brings us to round two, 345 00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:31,340 where our players must now test their talents 346 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:34,430 in teams of two. 347 00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,980 Brennan and Jess. 348 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:39,350 The activities team for a cruise 349 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:43,310 that's just sailed into the River Styx. 350 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,830 - Kyle and I have, honestly, such a fun list 351 00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:47,690 of activities and you're welcome to sign up, 352 00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:49,880 with any of the clipboards you're gonna find in the lobby. 353 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:53,028 - Remember, the commemorative Hookah Hookah Ice Sculpture 354 00:12:53,028 --> 00:12:55,986 Contest Luau on deck five has been canceled, 355 00:12:55,986 --> 00:12:57,284 because deck five is 356 00:12:57,284 --> 00:12:58,910 gone! - Gone, okay. 357 00:12:58,910 --> 00:13:01,370 If you want, you can sign up for napkin folding, 358 00:13:01,370 --> 00:13:04,373 I think right now we're gonna do a three-headed dog. 359 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,040 That's cute, we're leaning into it. 360 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,830 We're all dying and dead, but why not party? 361 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,697 - Now we got a lot of suggestions saying, 362 00:13:11,697 --> 00:13:13,220 "I don't know who I am. 363 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:16,252 I fell into the water and all of my memories are gone." 364 00:13:16,252 --> 00:13:18,269 - That's right, and we've got a long wait list for 365 00:13:18,269 --> 00:13:21,410 "Do I put these coins on my eyes or in my pockets?" 366 00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:23,240 - Charon the boat man doesn't care! 367 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,830 He will grimly gaze at you 368 00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:27,200 as you get on that last ferry ride to the underworld. 369 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,030 - But here's what Kyle and I want you to remember. 370 00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:31,460 No matter what we say up here, 371 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:34,073 ultimately, this is your death! 372 00:13:36,006 --> 00:13:37,540 - And cut. 373 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:40,790 Oh my God, so many River Styx references 374 00:13:40,790 --> 00:13:43,250 packed into such a short period of time. 375 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,390 Let's say three points, 376 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,250 one for each head of Cerberus. 377 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:48,620 - Ooh. - I caught that, Jess. 378 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,477 Jess and Andy. 379 00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:54,410 "The Exorcist," but they hired a magician 380 00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:57,627 instead of a priest. 381 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:03,283 - Thank you so much, you've called the right person. 382 00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:08,810 I understand that this can seem terrifying, 383 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:13,805 but what you might find is ultimately an illusion. 384 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:21,240 Now I want you to think of a number, one to 666. 385 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,880 Okay, go for it. 386 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,750 I have the number. 387 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:26,547 Is it 666? 388 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,330 All right, now how did I do that? 389 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:33,436 Was it magic, or was it an illusion? 390 00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:37,523 Now my face might be burning, 391 00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:41,390 but is it really on fire 392 00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:44,420 if I can still produce two doves? 393 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,011 - And cut. 394 00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:52,760 I wanna hire these two for my six-year-old's birthday party. 395 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:56,451 666 points for the two of you. 396 00:14:56,451 --> 00:14:57,284 - That's what I wanted. 397 00:14:57,284 --> 00:14:58,433 - Andy and Brennan. 398 00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:04,310 Two sperm trying to stay casual about 399 00:15:04,310 --> 00:15:06,650 competing for the egg. 400 00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:08,240 - Oh no, look who's here. 401 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,015 - Oh man, oh this is crazy. 402 00:15:10,015 --> 00:15:14,655 You've dreamed about, you know, being the guy. 403 00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:15,773 - Gettin' in the egg? 404 00:15:15,773 --> 00:15:17,660 Yeah I have dreams about it every day and night. 405 00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:19,460 - Yeah, for sure, for sure. 406 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,500 - But you know what, it's not even a big deal. 407 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,210 - Yeah, oh, you know what's interesting? 408 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:24,043 I actually was thinking, 409 00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:26,180 I actually checked out some of my chromosomes. 410 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:29,030 You know the body we came from had this short side- 411 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:30,800 Oh well, hey, one second. 412 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,633 - I'm just checking. 413 00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:32,754 I thought I saw a little dust. 414 00:15:32,754 --> 00:15:34,948 I wanted to clean it. 415 00:15:34,948 --> 00:15:36,060 - No absolutely. 416 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,840 Like, I don't have that gene, so like, 417 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,000 the kid won't actually have to worry 418 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,170 about being nearsighted. 419 00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:44,140 - Adversity makes a child strong. 420 00:15:46,401 --> 00:15:47,557 So what if I just do a leg? 421 00:15:47,557 --> 00:15:49,132 He takes a little. What if I do the bottom? 422 00:15:49,132 --> 00:15:50,420 - First of all, it has to be the head that goes in first, 423 00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:51,253 'cause that's how we work. 424 00:15:51,253 --> 00:15:52,220 Oh my God, wait a minute! 425 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:53,090 There's another egg over there! 426 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,269 Twins! 427 00:15:54,269 --> 00:15:55,385 - Nah! 428 00:15:55,385 --> 00:15:56,630 - Cut. 429 00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:59,990 That's where competition comes from. 430 00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:02,510 Let's say 206 points, 431 00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:05,150 which is the amount of bones in the human body. 432 00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:05,983 - That's true. 433 00:16:05,983 --> 00:16:07,160 - Brennan and Jess. 434 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,560 Feel free to digest this one. 435 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,393 - Okay, wow. 436 00:16:10,393 --> 00:16:12,110 - I'm gonna understand it fully and completely 437 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:13,429 the moment it's on the board. 438 00:16:13,429 --> 00:16:14,262 - Yeah, same. 439 00:16:14,262 --> 00:16:17,517 - A scene from David Mamet's workplace drama 440 00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:20,390 "Build a Bear-y Glenn Ross." 441 00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:21,620 - There's not anything more we can do. 442 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:22,760 We're out of unicorns. 443 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,310 We're outta, every single kid wants a fucking unicorn, 444 00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:26,810 and I can't make more unicorns. 445 00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:27,950 I tried to put out a narwhal 446 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,570 and I said it's a fuckin' real unicorn 447 00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:30,680 and they don't even care! 448 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,790 What am I supposed to do, boss? 449 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,020 I can't close on that. 450 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:35,240 I can't close on narwhals if corporate's not 451 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,252 giving us any unicorns! 452 00:16:37,252 --> 00:16:38,528 - You can't close? 453 00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:40,732 - I can't close on the narwhal! 454 00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:41,565 - You can't close on the- 455 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,670 - I can't close on the narwhal. 456 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,080 - These kids have been dreaming about a bear 457 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,300 for days, weeks, months, and you can't close? 458 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,133 That's on you! 459 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,430 - Boss, you think these kids wanna 460 00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:51,230 build fuckin' bears at this point? 461 00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:52,220 They haven't wanted to build a fuckin' 462 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,110 traditional bear since 2008. 463 00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,910 If you don't give me more unicorns from corporate, 464 00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:57,893 I can't move a single goddamn thing. 465 00:16:58,743 --> 00:16:59,860 - You like this watch? 466 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,179 - Ah, come on, boss. 467 00:17:01,179 --> 00:17:03,320 Yeah, I like that watch, boss. 468 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,517 - Kid comes into this place and says, 469 00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:06,860 "Hey, I'm not walkin' outta here 470 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,200 with anything other than a Pegasus." 471 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,320 If you can't talk that kid into walkin' outta here 472 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,710 with a goddamned bear that that fuckin' kid built 473 00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:18,140 with his own hands, then you are no salesman. 474 00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:19,700 - You're telling me I gotta sell this 475 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:22,700 traditional goddamn bear to get that watch? 476 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:26,450 A standard little brown-haired auburn bear 477 00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:29,630 with a sweet little button face and that tiny heart 478 00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:31,550 we make 'em put in with the stuffing? 479 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,650 You want me to sell that bear to get that watch, 480 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:36,470 then goddamn it, I'm gonna bring back the Teddy 481 00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:38,990 like I'm fuckin' Roosevelt. 482 00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:40,310 - That's what I'm talking about! 483 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,320 - That's what I'm talking about! 484 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,443 Jesus Christ, the two of you. 485 00:17:44,443 --> 00:17:45,967 - We both got it, Sam, we both got it. 486 00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:48,290 - You both got it fuckin' immediately. 487 00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:49,123 - I got chills. 488 00:17:49,123 --> 00:17:51,320 - A "coffee is for closers" amount of points 489 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,537 for the two of you. 490 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,496 Jess and Andy, 491 00:17:56,605 --> 00:17:59,420 Good Cop/Rad Cop. 492 00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:00,800 - Hey, you know what? 493 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,090 Let me get you a glass of water. 494 00:18:02,090 --> 00:18:03,380 Let me get you a granola bar. 495 00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:04,580 We're gonna make sure you get a phone call 496 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:05,860 with your lawyer, all right? 497 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:06,693 - Yeah, don't even worry, all right? 498 00:18:06,693 --> 00:18:09,812 Here, I rolled a fat J. All right? 499 00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:11,030 I want you to pop that right in that little mouth hole. 500 00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:12,362 Okay, I want you to light it up, right? 501 00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:13,195 Here's the lighter. - Hey, Curtis. 502 00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:14,180 - When you turn it around. - Curtis. 503 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,421 - The bikini top comes off. 504 00:18:15,421 --> 00:18:17,300 It's fun! It's fun - Curtis! Curtis. 505 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:20,120 - Curtis, we talked about not lighting the J. 506 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,260 - Not even a fat J? 507 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:23,690 - No, the commish is right on the other side. 508 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:26,270 - Yeah, but you can't smell fuckin' Js through a glass. 509 00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:27,103 - You know what? 510 00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:28,438 I'm sorry, forgive my partner. 511 00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:31,010 He's a bit of a rad one. 512 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,450 - I wear a leather jacket normally. 513 00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:33,350 They tell me I'm not supposed to, 514 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:34,706 but I wear one when I go cop. 515 00:18:34,706 --> 00:18:36,800 - I'm not like that, you know, I'm reasonable. 516 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,170 I'm here to just get your side of the story 517 00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:40,640 one piece at a time. 518 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,510 Isn't that right, Curtis? 519 00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:42,810 That's what we're here to do. 520 00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,945 - Yeah, one piece. 521 00:18:44,945 --> 00:18:46,112 - Okay. 522 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:48,803 - Hold it, hold it. 523 00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,070 Come on, now tell us what you did, come on. 524 00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:55,647 - You know what? 525 00:18:55,647 --> 00:18:57,560 He's such a wild card. 526 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,880 He's such a loose cannon. 527 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,014 - I got wheels on the bottom of my shoes. 528 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,540 - And cut. 529 00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:05,930 The two things that say weed and Wheelies. 530 00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:06,830 - Yes. 531 00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:07,850 - I'm so sorry, Sam. 532 00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:09,110 They are called Heelies. 533 00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:10,847 - Heelies, weed and Heelies. 534 00:19:10,847 --> 00:19:13,790 - Oh, I am so terribly sorry. - I am so sorry. 535 00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:16,580 - I am so sorry. - Showing your age there, man. 536 00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:19,130 - Andy and Brennan. 537 00:19:19,130 --> 00:19:21,604 A billionaire CEO 538 00:19:21,604 --> 00:19:25,490 and his little pissboy translator. 539 00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:27,353 - Look, shareholders. 540 00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:31,316 - You open your eyes. 541 00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:32,870 - Okay. 542 00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:35,480 In the past at these shareholder meetings, 543 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,430 it's been necessary for us to translate 544 00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:39,650 because we have international partners 545 00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:41,930 from all over the world that have seen fit 546 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,770 to come and join us. 547 00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:43,603 And I know what you're thinking, 548 00:19:43,603 --> 00:19:44,540 the quarter's been rocky. 549 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:47,240 Now Crange, who is my- 550 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,620 - Crange, here's my card, take my card 551 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,240 Crange, Crange, if you need a translator. 552 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,740 - It was my understanding that Crange 553 00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:54,650 spoke over 40 languages fluently. 554 00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:55,483 - Say a language. 555 00:19:55,483 --> 00:19:56,316 I'll tell you if I speak it. 556 00:19:56,316 --> 00:19:58,670 - It's been a rocky quarter across the sector. 557 00:19:58,670 --> 00:20:00,219 - Everyone's poor now! 558 00:20:00,219 --> 00:20:01,052 You're all poor! 559 00:20:01,052 --> 00:20:01,895 - Nope, that's not true. 560 00:20:01,895 --> 00:20:03,695 Don't tell that to the shareholders. 561 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,340 Now, if you'll all take the jars of piss 562 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,270 you have in front of you. 563 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:11,027 - Hey, now's my time to shine. 564 00:20:15,470 --> 00:20:17,210 And everyone just pour it in my mouth. 565 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:18,981 There, here we go. 566 00:20:18,981 --> 00:20:20,972 - I promise this is going to help. 567 00:20:20,972 --> 00:20:23,000 - And cut. 568 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,610 What sort of Twin Peaks nightmare 569 00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:27,890 did we stumble into with that one? 570 00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:30,583 Yeah, a billion points for the two of you. 571 00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:32,024 - Yes! - Yes! 572 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,990 - That brings us to round three 573 00:20:35,990 --> 00:20:38,210 where our players will now hold hands 574 00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:41,540 and jump into the abyss together. 575 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,680 Brennan. - Huh? 576 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:43,850 - Jess. - Yes. 577 00:20:43,850 --> 00:20:44,683 - Andy. - Wa ah-ah-ah. 578 00:20:44,683 --> 00:20:49,460 - The Evolution of Man diagram. 579 00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:52,577 - Okay, okay. 580 00:20:52,577 --> 00:20:54,650 No, no, no, just. 581 00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:56,421 - I'm happy to be the front or the back. 582 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,709 - No, no, it's just, I feel like you both 583 00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:02,720 knew exactly that you were like the beginning and end, 584 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,471 and like the middle's obviously the hardest part. 585 00:21:06,471 --> 00:21:07,304 You know the middle's like- 586 00:21:07,304 --> 00:21:09,560 - Sorry, wait, why is the middle the hardest? 587 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,764 - It's kinda like, you just. 588 00:21:11,764 --> 00:21:12,824 - Are you serious? 589 00:21:12,824 --> 00:21:13,850 - 'Cause he's gotta stretch himself out. 590 00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:15,590 - Are you serious right now? 591 00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:17,420 You don't think the middle's the hardest? 592 00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:18,530 You're fully evolved. 593 00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:20,750 You have tools and full grasp of your hands. 594 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,160 You've come down from the trees. 595 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,900 Your hair has receded slightly. 596 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,707 And you are totally primal. 597 00:21:25,707 --> 00:21:29,270 I am caught in the morphous goo 598 00:21:29,270 --> 00:21:30,860 of not knowing what I'm becoming 599 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:32,870 but knowing what I left behind. 600 00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:35,630 Like there's no position more existential than the middle. 601 00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:36,463 - I'll take the middle. 602 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,296 - No, I like it now. 603 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,583 Now I like it. 604 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:42,094 - Well now we feel like shit 'cause you're- 605 00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:44,090 Yeah it worked, big ol' guilt trip. 606 00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:45,680 Now I feel like absolute shit. 607 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,530 - No, 'cause now I see how complicated and nuanced it is. 608 00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:51,590 - Why do we constantly have to work with you? 609 00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:53,330 - I just wanted there to be a heated discussion, 610 00:21:53,330 --> 00:21:55,183 but I now I see that it's actually really good. 611 00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:56,016 - Oh my God. 612 00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:56,870 - Why are we diagramming evolution? 613 00:21:56,870 --> 00:22:00,320 Why can't we be a trilobite, a caveman, 614 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,820 and middle? 615 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,110 Why can't we be- 616 00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:03,943 - You heard it. 617 00:22:03,943 --> 00:22:06,489 - No, that did make it seem like middle is hard. 618 00:22:06,489 --> 00:22:08,576 - I'll cut you off there. 619 00:22:08,576 --> 00:22:10,377 This was incredible. 620 00:22:10,377 --> 00:22:13,370 Thousands of years of evolutions' worth of points 621 00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:15,046 for the three of you. 622 00:22:15,046 --> 00:22:17,103 Next up, Brennan. 623 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:17,936 - Mm-hmm. - Jess. 624 00:22:17,936 --> 00:22:18,890 - Mm-hmm. - Andy. 625 00:22:18,890 --> 00:22:19,940 - I saw that coming. 626 00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:23,270 - Christmas elves strike chants. 627 00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:28,270 - Hey hey, ho, ho, we will not be paid in snow 628 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:32,660 - Hey hey, ho, ho, we will not be paid in snow. 629 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:35,150 - All right guys, I've come here from the union reps. 630 00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:37,157 We got some good news. - Aw, great. 631 00:22:37,157 --> 00:22:39,200 - And what we're hearing right now is that 632 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,160 we will be able to get either Saturday 633 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,256 or Sunday off. - That'll be huge. 634 00:22:46,256 --> 00:22:47,120 - Okay, that'll be great. 635 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:50,900 - Provided we work the entire day making toys. 636 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:52,465 - Okay, well that's what we do. 637 00:22:52,465 --> 00:22:53,298 - More importantly though- 638 00:22:53,298 --> 00:22:54,131 - But Crisper. 639 00:22:54,131 --> 00:22:54,964 - Uh-huh? 640 00:22:54,964 --> 00:22:57,260 - Where are we on the snow payment? 641 00:22:57,260 --> 00:22:59,000 - Okay, because I tried to deposit snow in the bank 642 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,950 and they laughed at me. 643 00:23:00,950 --> 00:23:02,720 - I tried to put it away for a rainy day 644 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,920 and it turned into rain! 645 00:23:05,330 --> 00:23:07,640 - Hold up, what the fuck? 646 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,290 A bus full of gnomes? 647 00:23:09,290 --> 00:23:12,713 - No scabs, no scabs, no scabs! 648 00:23:13,910 --> 00:23:17,600 - Oh man, I wanna see this workplace comedy now. 649 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,060 December 25th amount of points for the three of you. 650 00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:21,590 - That's actually our day off. 651 00:23:21,590 --> 00:23:25,010 - That brings us to the end of our game. 652 00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:27,936 Our winner tonight... 653 00:23:27,936 --> 00:23:29,319 Jess McKenna! 654 00:23:29,319 --> 00:23:32,150 - No way. - Jess, you are the 655 00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:35,093 recipient of the Golden Ear. 656 00:23:36,650 --> 00:23:38,960 That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 657 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,450 Tune in next time for more of the game samer. 658 00:23:41,450 --> 00:23:44,060 I am Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me. 659 00:23:44,060 --> 00:23:45,107 Good night.