1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:03,490 - Tonight, making his way to his seat 2 00:00:03,490 --> 00:00:06,752 in a full movie theater, it's Zac Oyama. 3 00:00:07,770 --> 00:00:09,070 - Excuse me. 4 00:00:09,070 --> 00:00:09,903 Oh, sorry. 5 00:00:09,903 --> 00:00:13,659 - Fleeing from a swarm of wasps, it's Jacob Wysocki. 6 00:00:13,659 --> 00:00:15,220 - Stop, stop it! 7 00:00:15,220 --> 00:00:16,359 Stop, bad wasps! 8 00:00:16,359 --> 00:00:19,450 - And opening up the door to a surprise party, 9 00:00:19,450 --> 00:00:20,283 it's Kimia Behpoornia. 10 00:00:20,283 --> 00:00:22,724 - Yeah, so I'm just waiting for the doctor to call, Mom. 11 00:00:22,724 --> 00:00:24,312 - Surprise! - Surprise! 12 00:00:24,312 --> 00:00:26,750 - This is a lot to take in for today. 13 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:29,000 - They're all here to... 14 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:33,448 - Make some noise! 15 00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:46,280 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise," 16 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,050 the game so good we spun it off unchanged. 17 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:52,490 I am your host Sam Reich, and here's how the show works. 18 00:00:52,490 --> 00:00:55,920 I have a series of improvisational prompts 19 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,420 our players have never seen before, 20 00:00:58,420 --> 00:00:59,610 isn't that right, players? 21 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:00,810 - I mean, I've never seen it. 22 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:01,677 - I got no eyes. 23 00:01:01,677 --> 00:01:03,060 - I have eyes, but I haven't seen them. 24 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:04,330 - They will, to the best of their ability, 25 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:05,380 fulfill those prompts. 26 00:01:05,380 --> 00:01:07,080 I will award them corresponding points 27 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,460 and the winner will take home the coveted Golden Ear. 28 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:11,940 - Fuck! - Which, when it turns 16 29 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:16,100 can get a piercing if Mom says it's okay to. 30 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:17,980 Players, are you ready to rumble? 31 00:01:17,980 --> 00:01:20,008 - I'm ready to kick ass, dude. - Let's go! 32 00:01:20,008 --> 00:01:22,150 - Zac! 33 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:22,983 - Hi. 34 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:26,393 - A clown-phobic clown puts on clown makeup. 35 00:01:27,410 --> 00:01:30,870 - Oh, fuck, oh fuck! 36 00:01:30,870 --> 00:01:33,417 Put it on. Just put it on for the gig, you know? 37 00:01:34,670 --> 00:01:36,373 Let's do the white base. 38 00:01:37,833 --> 00:01:40,239 It's chalky, it's chalky. 39 00:01:48,850 --> 00:01:50,391 You sick fuck! 40 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:53,683 Anything for $40! 41 00:01:58,610 --> 00:01:59,890 The nose on. 42 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,000 - I'll cut you off there, Zac. 43 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,730 Just so I'm clear, $40? 44 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:12,610 - Yeah. - Yeah, Zac. 45 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:15,820 Let's say two and 1/2 points for you. 46 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:16,950 - Okay. 47 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:18,650 - Jake. - Thank for having me. 48 00:02:18,650 --> 00:02:23,330 - A pencil sharpener that gets off on being fed pencils. 49 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:30,657 - Oh, he's coming. 50 00:02:30,657 --> 00:02:33,380 Oh, he's coming. Oh yeah. 51 00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:35,049 Go slow, babe. 52 00:02:39,484 --> 00:02:43,220 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 53 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:46,010 Hope that was as good for you as it was for me. 54 00:02:47,226 --> 00:02:48,730 You wanna stick it in the back? 55 00:02:48,730 --> 00:02:51,369 Yeah, I'll eat your eraser. 56 00:02:51,369 --> 00:02:54,480 - Very well done. I love it. 57 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,730 We'll say a point for you. 58 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:58,130 Kimia. - What's up? 59 00:02:58,130 --> 00:03:00,850 - Someone called upon to say grace 60 00:03:00,850 --> 00:03:04,010 who doesn't know how to say grace. 61 00:03:04,010 --> 00:03:05,330 - Um, oh... 62 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:10,060 Of course I'll do it. 63 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:15,026 Thank you to our Lord for.. 64 00:03:15,026 --> 00:03:16,452 the food. 65 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,970 And bless... 66 00:03:20,540 --> 00:03:21,770 Everyone's still holding hands. 67 00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:24,110 Um... 68 00:03:24,110 --> 00:03:27,477 Our, uh, Lord who lives above and bless. 69 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,541 This one won't let go. Okay. 70 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:36,340 I pray my soul the Lord to keep for I am just but a sheep 71 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:40,493 and now we go and now it rhymes and so I think food is time. 72 00:03:40,493 --> 00:03:42,690 Oh, thank God. 73 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:45,350 - Yes, the universal rule of saying grace, 74 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:48,290 until you are rhyme you are unable to eat. 75 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:49,430 - There's a way to make it fun. 76 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:51,147 If you give me five minutes, I can make that fun. 77 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,072 - I'm just imagining I opened my door to you 78 00:03:53,072 --> 00:03:54,970 and that's the first thing you told me. 79 00:03:54,970 --> 00:03:58,996 Yes, Kimia, we'll say one point for you as well. 80 00:03:58,996 --> 00:03:59,829 - Nice. 81 00:03:59,829 --> 00:04:03,150 - The scores early on in the game are neck and neck. 82 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:04,610 Zac Oyama. - Mm-hmm. 83 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:07,368 - The sign-off credits of a podcast 84 00:04:07,368 --> 00:04:10,760 with too much staff. 85 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,900 - And this has been another episode 86 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:17,910 of "The Pencils in Derringer's File." 87 00:04:17,910 --> 00:04:21,080 Support for this podcast was made possible 88 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:25,180 by our amazing staff: our head editor David Chumlee, 89 00:04:25,180 --> 00:04:27,760 assistant editor Tina Chumlee, 90 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,700 second second assistant editor Peter Chumlee, 91 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,850 first AD David Chumlee. 92 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:37,170 Craft services provided by the Chumlee Farms. 93 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:38,463 Our amazing makeup team, 94 00:04:38,463 --> 00:04:41,070 not usually necessary for podcasts, 95 00:04:41,070 --> 00:04:43,290 but we just wanna feel good about ourselves, 96 00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:45,260 and that would be the Chumlee twins. 97 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:47,020 Looks like we are almost out of time, 98 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,303 but I'm gonna go off and say, 99 00:04:48,303 --> 00:04:51,170 just a special thanks to Rebecca, 100 00:04:51,170 --> 00:04:56,020 David, Peter, Gina, Stacy, Stacy's mom. 101 00:04:56,020 --> 00:04:57,917 These of course, are all the Chumlees. 102 00:04:57,917 --> 00:05:00,610 - I'll cut you off there, Zac. 103 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:03,100 Wow, what a family business. - Mm-hmm. 104 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:05,400 - We'll say three points for Zac. 105 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,233 - Yes! 106 00:05:06,233 --> 00:05:07,680 - Jacob. - Again, thanks for having me. 107 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,910 - A surfer, using a bunch of surfing lingo, 108 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:12,200 recollects his gnarliest ride. 109 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,860 - Honestly, it was the most harrowing day 110 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:14,920 of my life, all right? 111 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,570 I got up, I smacked down two El BJ 112 00:05:17,570 --> 00:05:19,810 special C bean and cheese burritos 113 00:05:19,810 --> 00:05:22,030 'cause you wanna get those carbos in, all right? 114 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,550 And then I was floating out to the gully. 115 00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:26,950 Everything was looking flat, smacked, and glossy. 116 00:05:26,950 --> 00:05:29,550 Then outta nowhere a big set starts to ramp up 117 00:05:29,550 --> 00:05:31,560 and I'm like, "Is that gonna be a 30-minute set? 118 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,050 Is it gonna be a 40-minute set?" 119 00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:36,180 Then all of a sudden a pod of porpoises, they come through, 120 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:39,500 and they're saying, "What's good, my dude?" 121 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,170 And I'm like, "Absolutely nothing. 122 00:05:41,170 --> 00:05:45,340 I'm trying to crank, rustle and trying to flip stacks." 123 00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:48,530 Then all of a sudden this big bongo baby 124 00:05:48,530 --> 00:05:51,950 comes crashing in and I'm sinking in 125 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:55,090 and it's barrelling and it's crushing and it's foaming 126 00:05:55,090 --> 00:05:58,190 and I'm stuck in the beam! 127 00:05:58,190 --> 00:06:00,830 Then all of a sudden the porpoises they're like, "Come on!" 128 00:06:00,830 --> 00:06:02,740 They give me a little extra push through the tube. 129 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:05,330 The tube squashes, I'm out. 130 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:07,850 I go back to the shore, finish my second bean and chee 131 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:12,202 from El BJ's, and I'm cruising life feeling like a gremlin. 132 00:06:16,130 --> 00:06:20,286 - Nothing says surfing like a big bongo baby. 133 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:23,780 Wow, Jake. Way to bring it. 134 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:26,210 We're gonna say two whole points for you 135 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:28,800 bringing you into the lead at this particular moment. 136 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,633 - Fuck! 137 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:31,199 - You know who I'm playing for. 138 00:06:33,766 --> 00:06:35,500 - Kimia. - Yeah. 139 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:39,933 - A gym coach substitute teaches 140 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,641 art class. 141 00:06:41,641 --> 00:06:43,970 - Uh, how's it going, everybody? Uh, 142 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,700 Ms. Pataki couldn't be here today, 143 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:47,460 and I guess no one was else was available 144 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:49,660 so I'm here, Coach P. 145 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:54,333 All right everyone, so take out your art books, I guess. 146 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:57,083 What the fuck do you guys do here? 147 00:06:58,110 --> 00:07:01,951 All right, so everyone take out a piece a paper and doodle. 148 00:07:06,503 --> 00:07:08,190 I'm sorry. All right, yeah. 149 00:07:08,190 --> 00:07:10,270 I'm sure you guys are creative and stuff 150 00:07:10,270 --> 00:07:12,072 and your parents are proud. 151 00:07:14,830 --> 00:07:16,600 All right, oh man. 152 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,770 Um, don't cry. I'm sorry. 153 00:07:18,770 --> 00:07:21,070 One of you's crying. You guys are a bunch of weenies, okay. 154 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:24,060 Just watch this movie and I'm gonna sit over there. 155 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,860 - Also doing a convincing portrayal 156 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:27,500 of my dad discussing my career. 157 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:28,860 - Okay, yeah. - Oh, oh. 158 00:07:28,860 --> 00:07:31,350 - So well done. Very well done to you. 159 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:35,534 I will say one and 9/10 points for that. 160 00:07:35,534 --> 00:07:38,810 - Hm, watch out. - The scores are pretty tight. 161 00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:40,810 Zac. - Yes. 162 00:07:40,810 --> 00:07:42,840 - A dying person's last words, 163 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:47,610 but they realize they have a little bit more life in them 164 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:49,590 so they have to vamp. 165 00:07:49,590 --> 00:07:51,157 - I just want you to know... 166 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:57,220 that whatever you make of your life is worth it. 167 00:08:06,263 --> 00:08:10,490 And also... 168 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:14,679 For me, I never really got into jazz? 169 00:08:22,557 --> 00:08:27,413 And what, I don't, I'm not a hard shell taco guy. 170 00:08:27,413 --> 00:08:30,350 - And I'll cut you off there, Zac. 171 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:32,000 Words to live by. 172 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,760 A skip-boppity-boop amount of points for you. 173 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,170 Jake, you still happy to be here? 174 00:08:36,170 --> 00:08:39,550 - So far my opinion on being here hasn't changed. 175 00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:44,550 - A monster truck voiceover for a peaceful Sunday. 176 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,020 - Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! 177 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:52,160 You wanna relax? Well guess what, it's possible! 178 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,810 Strap in, tighten down, and chill out. 179 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:57,010 We've got a Xanax-level vibe 180 00:08:57,010 --> 00:08:59,000 for you today, ladies and gentlemen. 181 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,410 We're gonna go to the park, but before you go to the park, 182 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:05,510 you're gonna grill, chill, and bill your therapist 183 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:07,440 'cause we're talking about our heart, 184 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,040 we're talking about our past relationships. 185 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,010 We're learning a little bit ourselves. 186 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:15,440 Hey, and we're not gonna give in to capitalism this Sunday. 187 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:19,560 You don't need to work. You need to chill! 188 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,358 Sunday, it's the Lord's day. 189 00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:29,820 - Oh man, bringing you firmly into the lead. Holy shit. 190 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:31,700 Kimia. - Mm-hmm. 191 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:34,962 - A clickbait newsie. 192 00:09:34,962 --> 00:09:36,572 - All right, all right, what do we got? 193 00:09:36,572 --> 00:09:38,600 Let's look at what we got going on here. 194 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:42,343 A-ha-ha-ha the 10 hottest bikinis you've seen. 195 00:09:42,343 --> 00:09:44,581 All right, okay. 196 00:09:44,581 --> 00:09:46,140 That's pretty good. That's pretty good. 197 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:47,690 Okay, let's see, let's see. What do we got? 198 00:09:47,690 --> 00:09:51,581 You won't believe what George Lopez looks like now! 199 00:09:51,581 --> 00:09:53,048 Okay! 200 00:09:53,048 --> 00:09:55,354 And what do we got in the opinion section? 201 00:09:55,354 --> 00:09:58,783 We got three places to eat with your parents. 202 00:09:58,783 --> 00:10:00,640 Wow, we love that! 203 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,305 We can green light all of this. 204 00:10:02,305 --> 00:10:04,505 Make it! Poof, poof. 205 00:10:04,505 --> 00:10:05,532 - Poof, poof! 206 00:10:05,532 --> 00:10:09,010 - That's right! Yes, excellent, Kimia. 207 00:10:09,010 --> 00:10:11,760 All sorts of points for you. 208 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:15,060 It's time for the mini game. 209 00:10:15,060 --> 00:10:17,100 The mini game is a tossup. 210 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,920 You will notice the buzzers now in front of our players. 211 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,850 The game we're playing today is Name That Dog. 212 00:10:23,850 --> 00:10:25,838 I am going to present you with an imagine of a dog. 213 00:10:25,838 --> 00:10:30,030 You go ahead and name that dog for me, make sense? 214 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,893 - Mm-hmm. - Your first dog. 215 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,170 Zac. 216 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,160 - Ricky. 217 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,210 - Ricky's a pretty good name for that dog. 218 00:10:38,210 --> 00:10:39,408 I'm not gonna lie. - Thank you. 219 00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:42,640 - Is the name of that dog? - No, that's my buzzer sound. 220 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:43,602 - Got it. - Yeah. 221 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,410 - What's the name of that dog? 222 00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:46,263 - Zac Oyama. 223 00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:50,870 - I really like Zac Oyama for this. 224 00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:51,969 - There's so much character in his eyes. 225 00:10:51,969 --> 00:10:53,210 - You know, it's just, you know, 226 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:55,050 I think there's a complement inherent in it, 227 00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:57,265 but I'm also like, I think it's uh, 228 00:10:57,265 --> 00:11:01,010 I wanna be right, so... 229 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,637 - I'm gonna say that point goes to Jake. 230 00:11:02,637 --> 00:11:03,470 - Yeah. - Shit! 231 00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:04,303 - Next dog. 232 00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:06,806 Kimia. 233 00:11:06,806 --> 00:11:08,085 - Biscuit? 234 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:12,245 - Biscuit's pretty funny for that particular dog. 235 00:11:12,245 --> 00:11:13,470 Jake. 236 00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:16,350 - A police officer. 237 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:19,279 - That is really good, Jake. 238 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,280 Zac. 239 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,530 - Chuck Liddell. 240 00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:23,363 - One more time. 241 00:11:23,363 --> 00:11:25,090 - Chuck Liddell, an MMA fighter. 242 00:11:25,090 --> 00:11:26,500 This dog is all.. 243 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,620 - Yeah, that's pretty good too, Zac. 244 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,963 I'm gonna say that this one, once again, goes to Jake. 245 00:11:30,963 --> 00:11:31,796 Next dog. 246 00:11:32,742 --> 00:11:33,761 Zac. 247 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,130 - Shart. - Shart? 248 00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:36,540 - A bit of a oopsie nature to him. 249 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,249 - Yeah, pretty good name for that dog. 250 00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:39,310 Kimia. 251 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:40,143 - I don't mean to do this, 252 00:11:40,143 --> 00:11:42,500 but I do think that dog's name is Shart. 253 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,636 - Listen, when you're right, you're right, right? 254 00:11:45,636 --> 00:11:46,540 Jake. 255 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,812 - I gotta back my boy up. That's Shart as hell. 256 00:11:48,812 --> 00:11:50,060 That's Shart there, truly. 257 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:51,250 That dog is Shart. 258 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:54,940 - Shart and so this point goes to Zac. Congratulations, Zac. 259 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:56,800 - Thank you and thank you. - For sure, for sure. 260 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,051 - Next dog. 261 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,120 Jake. 262 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,897 - I'll be devastated in seven years. 263 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,125 - That's dark as hell! 264 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:09,168 - That dog's not living long. It's a small dog. 265 00:12:09,168 --> 00:12:10,460 - Small dogs live long. 266 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,380 - But that's one of those dogs that's like, been GMO'd. 267 00:12:12,380 --> 00:12:13,360 - Yeah, I don't know about that breed. 268 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,520 - That dude can't breathe. 269 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:15,430 - Yeah. 270 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,558 Zac. - Grimbly. 271 00:12:16,558 --> 00:12:19,260 - Grimbly. 272 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,502 - Hey, little Grimbly. It's Christmas. 273 00:12:20,502 --> 00:12:22,437 - Yes, pretty darn good. 274 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,104 - Christmas for my little Grimbly. 275 00:12:24,104 --> 00:12:25,209 - Go for it. 276 00:12:25,209 --> 00:12:26,938 - Scrooge McDog. - Aw. 277 00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:29,200 - Scrooge McDog! 278 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,440 Come on now, everyone! 279 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,840 This point goes to Kimia, right? 280 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,842 - Wow! - Absolutely it does. 281 00:12:34,842 --> 00:12:35,920 - Snuck it in there. 282 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:36,753 - Next dog. 283 00:12:38,953 --> 00:12:40,050 Zac. 284 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:43,163 - Cyrano. - Oh, yes! 285 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,250 Jake. 286 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:46,520 - Don't know his name, but I know he's swanging. 287 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,000 That dog's swanging. - That's a swanging dog. 288 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,610 - So you're saying that dog has a big dick? 289 00:12:50,610 --> 00:12:52,510 - He's hogged out. 290 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,210 That's one of those dogs you see 'em walking you're like, 291 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:55,542 that's a human-sized cock. 292 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,740 - Yeah. 293 00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:59,440 - See, I tried to leave it with just swanging- 294 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,590 - I felt like there was some confusion 295 00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:02,423 and I wanted to clarify. 296 00:13:02,423 --> 00:13:03,756 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, are we clear? 297 00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:06,818 - If anything, too clear. - Do you feel clear on it? 298 00:13:06,818 --> 00:13:07,651 - I feel clear on it. 299 00:13:07,651 --> 00:13:09,210 - I can see it, you know? - No question, I think that dog's got a big cock. 300 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:11,960 - 'Cause it's a small dog, but most of its body is its wang. 301 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:12,793 I get it. - Mm-hmm. 302 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,030 - You know what Jake's talking about, right? 303 00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:16,200 - Tweet me, send me pics of your dog's hog. 304 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,176 - What's your Twitter handle? 305 00:13:17,176 --> 00:13:19,269 - @jacobwysocki. - @jacobwysocki. 306 00:13:19,269 --> 00:13:20,530 Kimia. - Oh, sure. 307 00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:22,744 - Anything? - Um, rose. 308 00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:30,090 - This point goes to Zac. - Oh, wow. 309 00:13:30,090 --> 00:13:30,923 - Last dog. 310 00:13:30,923 --> 00:13:32,984 - Oh... 311 00:13:32,984 --> 00:13:33,817 - Jake. 312 00:13:33,817 --> 00:13:37,550 - Gorf. - Yes, absolutely. 313 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,680 G-O-R-F? - Could be a double G. 314 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,058 - I like that even more. 315 00:13:41,058 --> 00:13:42,240 Zac. 316 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,910 - Conspiracy Dearest. - Conspiracy Dearest. 317 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,968 - He's my little Conspiracy Dearest. 318 00:13:47,968 --> 00:13:48,880 Bunker. 319 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,457 - Bunker! - Bunker's good. 320 00:13:51,457 --> 00:13:52,932 - Aw. - That point goes to Kimia. 321 00:13:57,357 --> 00:13:59,148 - No! 322 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,500 - That brings us to round two where our players 323 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,860 will now test their talents in teams of two. 324 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:08,295 Zac, Jacob. 325 00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:09,800 - What's up? - What's up, dude? 326 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:14,800 - A boxing coach gives bad advice in between rounds. 327 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:16,730 - All right, Buds. 328 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,220 All right, Buds, I need you to go out there. 329 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:20,350 Okay, I need you to piss your pants, okay? 330 00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:21,493 It's gonna knock off his kilt. - Got it. 331 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:23,300 - He's not gonna understand what it is. 332 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,330 Who you fighting for? - I'm fighting for you. 333 00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:26,480 - That's right, you're fighting for me. 334 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,880 You gonna let me down? - He's killing me. 335 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,608 - You gonna let me, an old, sick man down? 336 00:14:29,608 --> 00:14:30,441 - I'm not gonna let you down. 337 00:14:30,441 --> 00:14:32,190 - My heart's on the line. Get out there! 338 00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:33,930 - Okay, any other advice? 339 00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:35,490 - Okay, listen, listen, listen. 340 00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:37,587 After you're done pissing yourself, kiss him on the cheek. 341 00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:39,400 - Okay, okay. - Who you playing for? 342 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,233 - I'm playing for you. 343 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:44,029 - I'm getting, they told me it's not good. It's not. 344 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,120 - I'm gonna piss my pants and I'm gonna kiss him 345 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,030 on the cheek and then you'll live forever. 346 00:14:50,030 --> 00:14:51,530 - Yeah, I'll live forever if you do that, all right? 347 00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:53,320 - Okay. - I'll cut you off there. 348 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:57,260 Oh, what an emotionally manipulative boxing coach. 349 00:14:57,260 --> 00:15:01,040 Piss your pants for me, I'm dying. 350 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,392 Quite a few points for both of you. 351 00:15:02,392 --> 00:15:03,510 - Good, that works out. 352 00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:06,080 - Jake, no rest for the weary. 353 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,490 - Don't need it. You know why? 354 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,780 - Why? - Somebody's got my back. 355 00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:10,373 - That's right, and Kimia. 356 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,130 Tennis match grunts 357 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,403 get out of hand. 358 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,789 - Sick, sick! 359 00:15:26,789 --> 00:15:28,160 - Nice one! 360 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,308 - You're playing great! - Wanna come over later? 361 00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:32,843 - I'll bring tapas! - Yes! 362 00:15:32,843 --> 00:15:34,403 - Are you a red? - Yeah! 363 00:15:34,403 --> 00:15:35,607 - Or a white? - What? 364 00:15:35,607 --> 00:15:37,182 - Wine! - Oh! 365 00:15:37,182 --> 00:15:38,920 - Person! - Red! 366 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:39,988 - Great! - Cool. 367 00:15:39,988 --> 00:15:41,738 - Kiss? - Kiss! 368 00:15:41,738 --> 00:15:43,224 - Kiss! - Kiss. 369 00:15:43,224 --> 00:15:44,352 Kiss! 370 00:15:48,886 --> 00:15:49,719 - Yeah! - Yeah! 371 00:15:49,719 --> 00:15:50,552 - Yeah! 372 00:15:50,552 --> 00:15:51,650 - Yeah, see you later then, yeah? 373 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:52,786 - Okay, cool. Good game. - Great, great. 374 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:57,240 - If only tennis could be that civilized. 375 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,073 - I'm tired. 376 00:15:58,073 --> 00:16:00,460 - Points as far as the eye can see. 377 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,661 Kimia. - Yes. 378 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,773 - And Zachary. - Yes? 379 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,720 - Tourists in Hawaii enjoying the novelty 380 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,759 of being melted by lava. 381 00:16:10,759 --> 00:16:12,309 - Hmm, wow. - Oh gosh. 382 00:16:12,309 --> 00:16:13,142 - Look at this. 383 00:16:13,142 --> 00:16:14,563 - Okay, so we're in the right area. 384 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,970 Take a picture because when are we gonna be back here? 385 00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:19,803 - Never, right? - I know, right? 386 00:16:19,803 --> 00:16:21,340 - I mean, we can't afford that. Nope. 387 00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:22,880 - Yeah, look at this, wow. 388 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,380 Oh, we are... 389 00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:26,460 - It's getting warm. - We're hot. 390 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:27,450 - It's getting real warm in here. 391 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:29,440 - And is that flowing that way and this way? 392 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,273 - Yeah, it's coming on both sides of us. 393 00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:31,399 - It's completely encircling us. 394 00:16:31,399 --> 00:16:33,037 - Look, 395 00:16:33,037 --> 00:16:34,913 - it's behind us, too. - This is rare. Oh my God. 396 00:16:34,913 --> 00:16:36,610 - Shit, oh my goodness. - Oh my God. 397 00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:37,443 Planet Earth, 398 00:16:37,443 --> 00:16:39,026 - here we come, you know? - Yeah, they said we wouldn't 399 00:16:39,026 --> 00:16:40,307 see something amazing and yet- 400 00:16:40,307 --> 00:16:41,175 - No, and here we are. 401 00:16:41,175 --> 00:16:43,397 - Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. 402 00:16:43,397 --> 00:16:45,369 - Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi. - Ah, I love it, I love it. 403 00:16:45,369 --> 00:16:46,202 I love it. - Oh, look at this. 404 00:16:46,202 --> 00:16:47,035 Look at this. - Wow, wow! 405 00:16:47,035 --> 00:16:48,790 - Oh my Gosh, when we get back to the hotel, 406 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:49,867 if we get back to the hotel, I guess. 407 00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:50,783 - Right, I don't know at this point. 408 00:16:50,783 --> 00:16:53,440 - It's gonna be like, everybody's gonna be really jealous. 409 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,795 - Yeah. - Yeow! 410 00:16:54,795 --> 00:16:56,160 - I lost the camera, but that's okay. 411 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,794 I've got it all in here, huh? - You got it in here? 412 00:16:57,794 --> 00:16:58,917 Well, that's good. - Uh-huh, that's good. 413 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,900 - Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. - Ah, ah, ah, ah. 414 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,321 - Cool though. It's cool and hot. 415 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,587 - Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight. 416 00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,180 Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight... 417 00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,743 - Terminator thumbs! 418 00:17:06,743 --> 00:17:08,915 - Yes! 419 00:17:08,915 --> 00:17:12,490 Beautiful, the two of you! That's excellent. 420 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,600 Quite a few points. - Great. 421 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,270 - For the two of you as well. 422 00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:16,400 Zac. - Yes. 423 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,233 - And Jake. 424 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,733 Olympic swimmers talk trash between strokes. 425 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,790 - Fucker. - You're a little bitch. 426 00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:29,092 - Little bitch says what? 427 00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:29,925 - What? 428 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:30,758 - Oh! 429 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,430 - Oh, damn it, damn it, damn it! 430 00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:37,220 Hey, did you call Mom yesterday? 431 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,180 - Did I call my mom? 432 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:39,030 - Yeah, did you call your mom yesterday? 433 00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:40,539 - No. - She called me. 434 00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:44,572 - She didn't... she didn't... 435 00:17:44,572 --> 00:17:46,562 Get back in the pool, dude. 436 00:17:46,562 --> 00:17:48,330 - I'll cut you off there 437 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:50,320 just to make sure nobody passes out. 438 00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:54,640 You know, I think as far as trash talk goes, 439 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,610 Jake did hand it to Zac a little bit more 440 00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:57,951 than Zac handed it to Jake. 441 00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:58,784 - Fuck. 442 00:17:58,784 --> 00:18:00,380 - We're gonna say lopsided points for that round. 443 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,483 Jacob and Kimia. 444 00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:11,180 Two NYC-ers who were born in NYC, raised in NYC, 445 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,900 and have never left NYC 446 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:18,374 bump into each other on the sidewalks of NYC. 447 00:18:20,957 --> 00:18:22,371 - Hey. - Ooh! 448 00:18:22,371 --> 00:18:24,098 - You gavone? - What? 449 00:18:24,098 --> 00:18:26,240 - You acting like a gavone, bumping into me. 450 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,890 - Hey, shut it, you big bambino, 451 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:28,970 I didn't mean to bump into you. 452 00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:30,050 Don't call me a gavone. 453 00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:32,050 I was walking backwards for some reason so leave me alone! 454 00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:34,650 - Hey, stop acting like a little cugine, okay? 455 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:35,550 - Okay, get outta here! 456 00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:37,210 I'm gonna down to the bodega, okay? 457 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:39,096 If you don't mind, you're in the way of the bodega to me. 458 00:18:39,096 --> 00:18:40,160 - Are you going to Adam's Bodega? 459 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:40,993 - Yeah, I'm going to Adam's Bodega. 460 00:18:40,993 --> 00:18:42,291 - You gonna get a BEC with some S and P? 461 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:45,140 - I don't do the P, just the S, you know? 462 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:46,450 - Oh, you're not a big pepper gal? 463 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:49,070 - Makes me sneeze. - Achoo-choo-choo. 464 00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:50,540 - Yeah, choo all the way home, you know? 465 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:52,493 I live on 4th and Main. 466 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:55,440 - I live on 4th and Main. - No way! 467 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:56,800 - Are you the West side, the East side, 468 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,020 South side, North side of the tracks? 469 00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:01,451 - Yeah, south-northwest of 4th and Main. 470 00:19:01,451 --> 00:19:03,597 - Did you go to Hunderry Elementary? 471 00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:05,170 - Hunderry, absolutely. 472 00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:07,713 - With Mrs. Bronx? - Gosey. 473 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,293 - Mrs. Gose Bronxy? - Gose, yeah. 474 00:19:09,293 --> 00:19:11,290 - Yeah. - We called her a ghost 475 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:13,440 'cause she never there. - What year did you graduate? 476 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,940 - Oh my God. On the count of three. 477 00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:15,994 - One, two, three. 478 00:19:15,994 --> 00:19:18,340 - 1970. - 1969. 479 00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:19,173 - Okay, we don't know each other. 480 00:19:19,173 --> 00:19:20,006 - Close, close. We coulda been right there. 481 00:19:20,006 --> 00:19:20,839 - We don't know each other. 482 00:19:20,839 --> 00:19:22,440 - Yeah, but you probably missed it. - Kinda thought we knew each other 483 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,273 - All right, buddy. 484 00:19:23,273 --> 00:19:24,426 - Okay. - Okay. 485 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,440 - Just, we are two people who have grown up 486 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,635 in Southern California. 487 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:30,562 - I know, it's a bad fit. 488 00:19:30,562 --> 00:19:31,813 - We are... 489 00:19:31,813 --> 00:19:35,050 - That is absolutely why I gave you this prompt. 490 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:39,060 Of all of the streets that you could possibly have named 491 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:43,060 I am almost positive there is no Main Street 492 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,040 in New York City. 493 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,503 - I can't wait to just send that clip to Brennan. 494 00:19:48,457 --> 00:19:52,356 - Last but not least of this round, 495 00:19:52,356 --> 00:19:54,431 Kimia and Zac. 496 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:59,130 A werewolf who only turns into a wolf 497 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:01,643 when their account is overdrawn. 498 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:08,820 - Oh God, that was a great meal. We really went for it. 499 00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:09,730 - It's only fair if we split it. 500 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,280 - Okay, cool, yeah. - Okay, sure. 501 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,310 Pop it down. - Pop down. 502 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:13,143 - I'll just go and run that. 503 00:20:13,143 --> 00:20:14,540 - Thank you. - Great. 504 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:15,470 - So what are you doing after this? 505 00:20:15,470 --> 00:20:16,600 What's the rest of your day? 506 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,849 - I have it open in case you wanna go do a- 507 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:19,366 - Oh, okay. - Do you have another card? 508 00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:20,749 - Sorry? - Do you have another card? 509 00:20:20,749 --> 00:20:21,582 - Do I have another card? 510 00:20:21,582 --> 00:20:22,780 - Do you have another card? It didn't go through. 511 00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:26,363 - Well, uh, let me look. 512 00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:31,853 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 513 00:20:31,853 --> 00:20:33,050 - You can just put it all on mine. 514 00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:34,283 - We started the transaction. 515 00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:38,401 - And you can't stop the- 516 00:20:39,394 --> 00:20:40,227 Just put the whole, 517 00:20:40,227 --> 00:20:41,338 please just put the whole thing on my card! 518 00:20:41,338 --> 00:20:42,421 - We started it. 519 00:20:42,421 --> 00:20:43,254 - You're seeing this though, right? 520 00:20:43,254 --> 00:20:44,453 - Yeah, I'm seeing it. - Yeah, and you can't- 521 00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:47,244 - This is so embarrassing! 522 00:20:47,244 --> 00:20:51,980 - I'll cut you off there. 523 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:53,323 Absolutely brilliant. 524 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,790 That brings us to our final mini game. 525 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,070 This mini game is called Make it Sing. 526 00:21:00,070 --> 00:21:01,840 I present our players with an object. 527 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:06,480 They must make that object make the corresponding noise. 528 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,842 Players, your sound is: 529 00:21:11,976 --> 00:21:14,130 Kimia. - Okay, great, well... 530 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,133 - Interesting. 531 00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:22,163 Jacob. 532 00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:36,580 - Thank you. 533 00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:38,500 - My stapler. You took one of my staplers! 534 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,710 - Yeah dude, that's mine. 535 00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:41,253 - Zac. - Okay. 536 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,570 Trying to make that noise? - Uh-huh. 537 00:21:54,736 --> 00:21:55,710 - The one we heard earlier? 538 00:21:55,710 --> 00:21:57,328 - Yep. - Okay. 539 00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:01,033 - Holy shit, Zac! 540 00:22:01,033 --> 00:22:02,883 - I don't give a fuck what the noise was! 541 00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:04,900 - That shit ripped, Zac. 542 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:07,548 - Wow! - That was impressive. 543 00:22:07,548 --> 00:22:08,381 - Ooh. - Thank you. 544 00:22:08,381 --> 00:22:11,120 - All the credit in the world to Kimia and Jake 545 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,840 for their clever responses, 546 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,440 but I think for sheer force of will alone 547 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,410 that has to go to Zac Oyama. 548 00:22:17,410 --> 00:22:18,243 - There's no other option. - Wow. 549 00:22:18,243 --> 00:22:20,910 It was that or go over to the computer and press play. 550 00:22:27,390 --> 00:22:29,740 - That brings us to round three 551 00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:32,280 where our players will now hold hands 552 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,661 and jump into the abyss all together. 553 00:22:35,661 --> 00:22:37,230 - Tight. - It's been nice knowing you. 554 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:38,063 - Nice, see you on the other side. 555 00:22:38,063 --> 00:22:38,896 - Before you jump, 556 00:22:38,896 --> 00:22:40,095 there's somebody that you should probably meet. 557 00:22:40,095 --> 00:22:43,083 - Zac, Jake, and Kimia. 558 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,403 Those trick-or-treaters who are way too old 559 00:22:47,403 --> 00:22:49,233 to be trick-or-treating. 560 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,928 - Hey 561 00:22:54,928 --> 00:22:55,901 - Trick or treat. 562 00:22:55,901 --> 00:22:58,000 - Trick or treat. 563 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,720 - We gotta get some candy from you, please. 564 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,380 - I'm dressed as a Gundam. 565 00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:07,360 - I'm, I'm dressed as a Gundam. 566 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,240 - Oh, I'm also a condom. 567 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,330 - Not a condom, a Gundam. 568 00:23:12,330 --> 00:23:13,450 - Oh no. 569 00:23:13,450 --> 00:23:15,930 - Two condoms and a Gundam here. 570 00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:17,290 - Only fun-sized? 571 00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:19,220 - You don't got any of the good stuff? 572 00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:21,720 - Don't worry, we've got three sets of teeth 573 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,612 so we're covered. 574 00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:26,070 - I'll cut you off there. 575 00:23:26,070 --> 00:23:29,760 I absolutely expected for you to be teenagers 576 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,400 and what a delightful surprise. 577 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,850 Points for sure. 578 00:23:33,850 --> 00:23:37,343 Next up, three sports announcers 579 00:23:37,343 --> 00:23:41,870 doing a play-by-play of each other. 580 00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:43,950 - Chuck, Jake, and Tim here again. 581 00:23:43,950 --> 00:23:47,110 Here we are. Looks like Chuck wore his dad's suit. 582 00:23:47,110 --> 00:23:50,040 It barely fits on- - Strong start from Chuck 583 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,110 naming all of us here in the booth today 584 00:23:53,110 --> 00:23:55,060 as we get our mics set up, 585 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,550 real good tightening of the microphone. 586 00:23:57,550 --> 00:24:00,280 - Looks like we got a little bit of a delay of game. 587 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,850 The other two hosts are still plugging in their cords, 588 00:24:03,850 --> 00:24:04,860 and they're still setting their levels, 589 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,110 but I'm hot, I'm live, and I'm ready to roll. 590 00:24:07,110 --> 00:24:08,690 - Tim is ready to roll! 591 00:24:08,690 --> 00:24:11,530 - That was a great defensive move by Jake, 592 00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:14,880 supporting what Tim said to save his own feelings. 593 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,440 - Chuck's sounding exceptionally dry 594 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,490 in the mouth this evening. 595 00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,440 Probably hasn't had any water in a couple days or- 596 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,110 - Chuck parched as hell! - Chuck's dehydrated. 597 00:24:21,110 --> 00:24:23,600 - Out there on the field, taking a big sip. 598 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,487 - I'd say Chuck did a slam dunk there. 599 00:24:25,487 --> 00:24:28,246 - And Chuck is announcing himself in this. 600 00:24:28,246 --> 00:24:29,720 He is announcing what he is doing. 601 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,830 That's a bit of a meta commentary. 602 00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:33,340 Really exciting stuff for the match. 603 00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:38,330 - I gotta be honest, this game is all tied up in the booth. 604 00:24:38,330 --> 00:24:40,050 - Well Tim says, what's that? 605 00:24:40,050 --> 00:24:41,491 The tiniest glasses in the world. 606 00:24:41,491 --> 00:24:42,838 Just cleaning them off there. 607 00:24:42,838 --> 00:24:44,962 Yikes, can you even see anything out of those? - Putting on a smaller pair of glasses. 608 00:24:44,962 --> 00:24:47,220 - Look how small those glasses are, yikes. 609 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:48,810 - Looking at a miniature piece of paper. 610 00:24:48,810 --> 00:24:50,320 - Oh, I see. Small glasses, small piece of paper. 611 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,157 Makes a lot of sense, huh? 612 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,540 - Sorry folks, I forgot to announce everybody's numbers. 613 00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:56,760 Tim is number six and Chuck is number 12, all right. 614 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,693 - Tim is six. 615 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,970 - Tim's number six. 616 00:25:00,970 --> 00:25:02,900 - Folks at home who might be wondering 617 00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:05,313 what my name is, I also forgot. 618 00:25:05,313 --> 00:25:07,240 - Jake, it's Jake. Your name is Jake. 619 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,073 - My name is Jake. - Why doesn't everybody 620 00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:08,906 just take a quick second 621 00:25:08,906 --> 00:25:09,790 and say what they think their name is. 622 00:25:09,790 --> 00:25:12,800 - Okay, here we go. My name is definitely Chuck. 623 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,070 - I think my name's probably Jake. 624 00:25:14,070 --> 00:25:16,636 - And I'm pretty sure that your name was Tim. 625 00:25:18,509 --> 00:25:21,880 - I desperately want to keep this going forever, 626 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,160 but I'll cut you off there, incredible. 627 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,510 What were those numbers again, Zac? 628 00:25:25,510 --> 00:25:26,520 - Six. - Six. 629 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,902 - Seven and nine. 630 00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:30,850 - We'll 679 points for the three of you. 631 00:25:30,850 --> 00:25:33,630 - Whoa, 679 points. - Nice, nice. 632 00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:35,899 - Wow, should we just take a breath, recover from that? 633 00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:41,630 - Are you gonna convert all of us? 634 00:25:41,630 --> 00:25:42,463 - That's up to you. 635 00:25:42,463 --> 00:25:44,180 That's up to you and what you want with your souls. 636 00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:45,013 - Okay. 637 00:25:45,013 --> 00:25:49,180 - Last but certainly not least, the final prompt. 638 00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:50,013 - I've had so much fun. 639 00:25:50,013 --> 00:25:51,810 - I'm so glad you had a good time. 640 00:25:51,810 --> 00:25:53,720 Can you give me one last, "I'm so excited to be here." 641 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,179 - I'm just so excited to be here. 642 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:58,117 - Zac, Jake, Kimia. 643 00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:01,830 A quirky educational theater troupe 644 00:26:01,830 --> 00:26:06,440 teaches you a bittersweet life lesson. 645 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,040 - What's up, Abbot Elementary? 646 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,227 How's everybody doing today? 647 00:26:12,973 --> 00:26:14,595 - Whoa! - Whoa! 648 00:26:14,595 --> 00:26:15,670 - Whoa! 649 00:26:15,670 --> 00:26:17,550 - Can we all get a big group dab going? 650 00:26:17,550 --> 00:26:18,383 Let's dab on 'em! 651 00:26:18,383 --> 00:26:19,387 - One, two, three! - Three! 652 00:26:19,387 --> 00:26:20,733 - Dab! 653 00:26:20,733 --> 00:26:23,070 - All right, nobody did it. That's okay. 654 00:26:23,070 --> 00:26:24,600 - We're here to teach you a lesson. 655 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,680 - We wanna let you think about something 656 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,230 that you're not normally thinking about. 657 00:26:28,230 --> 00:26:30,520 - That's right, it's something that we experience a lot, 658 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,970 and we now need you to also experience. 659 00:26:32,970 --> 00:26:35,330 - It takes a little bit of growth as a human being. 660 00:26:35,330 --> 00:26:36,984 - It's called grief! 661 00:26:36,984 --> 00:26:38,560 - I know what you're thinking. 662 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,330 Isn't grief just a big thing? 663 00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:42,210 When somebody dies you feel grief? No. 664 00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:43,650 - It's a little more complicated than that, 665 00:26:43,650 --> 00:26:44,660 and it really sucks. 666 00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:46,040 - It's honestly probably the hardest thing 667 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,040 you'll ever have to deal with, 668 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,318 especially when it's somebody close to your heart. 669 00:26:49,318 --> 00:26:51,460 - That's right, there is the big death of grief, 670 00:26:51,460 --> 00:26:52,540 but there's smaller griefs 671 00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:54,410 just when something doesn't go the way you want. 672 00:26:54,410 --> 00:26:55,520 We work on it in therapy. 673 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,768 - And sometimes when someone dies, 674 00:26:56,768 --> 00:26:58,757 they were the person you wanted to talk to about it. 675 00:26:58,757 --> 00:27:00,860 - The thing I grieve the most is the idea 676 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:03,360 that us as humans could just be chilling at waterfalls 677 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,260 acting like mermaids, but we don't get that. 678 00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:07,060 We have to work. 679 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,650 - Everybody, we're still doing okay, right? 680 00:27:08,650 --> 00:27:10,221 Let's get another group dab. 681 00:27:10,221 --> 00:27:12,762 One, two, three. - Group dab! 682 00:27:12,762 --> 00:27:14,363 - Okay, no one did it. 683 00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:17,240 - I'm still grieving capitalism, yeah, yeah! 684 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,560 - I'm grieving the relationship that I thought I would have 685 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,830 with a bunch of different people. 686 00:27:20,830 --> 00:27:22,990 That's a lot of small griefs. 687 00:27:22,990 --> 00:27:25,210 - The last conversation I had with my grandfather, 688 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:26,290 I called him a coward. 689 00:27:26,290 --> 00:27:27,640 - And if you like how this sounds, 690 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,770 what you're gonna like even more 691 00:27:28,770 --> 00:27:30,758 are all the yo-yos we've got to sell. 692 00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:36,440 - And cut! Holy shit! 693 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,050 For the record, Kimia, I dabbed both times. 694 00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:39,883 - Oh, nice. 695 00:27:39,883 --> 00:27:41,540 - Fuck those kids. - That's right. 696 00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:43,040 - So many points. 697 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,860 So many goddamn points. - Oh, look at all the points! 698 00:27:44,860 --> 00:27:46,500 - He's gonna run outta paper! 699 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:47,502 - Oh shoot, and points. 700 00:27:47,502 --> 00:27:49,980 - That brings us to the end of our game. 701 00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:54,087 Our winner tonight, Jacob Wysocki! 702 00:27:54,087 --> 00:27:54,920 - All right! 703 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,670 - Jacob, you are the recipient of the Golden Ear. 704 00:27:58,670 --> 00:28:00,650 - Wow, thank you. I've had so much fun being here tonight. 705 00:28:00,650 --> 00:28:01,890 Thank you. Praise Him. 706 00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:04,850 - That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 707 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,950 Tune in next time for more of the game samer. 708 00:28:06,950 --> 00:28:09,850 I am Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me. 709 00:28:09,850 --> 00:28:12,619 Good night.