1 00:00:00,150 --> 00:00:03,730 - Tonight, awkwardly dismounting a ski lift, 2 00:00:03,730 --> 00:00:06,630 it's Ross Bryant. 3 00:00:06,630 --> 00:00:10,000 Getting locked out of his hotel room naked without a keycard 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,874 it's Jacquis Neal. 5 00:00:15,470 --> 00:00:19,090 And a time lapse of a plant growing toward the sun, 6 00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:23,518 it's Anna Garcia. 7 00:00:25,570 --> 00:00:27,737 They're all here to- 8 00:00:27,737 --> 00:00:29,737 - Make some noise! 9 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:44,510 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise," the game so good 10 00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:46,230 we spun it off unchanged. 11 00:00:46,230 --> 00:00:49,340 I am your host Sam Reich, and here's how the show works. 12 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,390 I have a series of improvisational prompts 13 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:54,960 our players have never seen before. 14 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,460 Isn't that right, players? 15 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,330 - I can't see. - He can't see. 16 00:00:58,330 --> 00:00:59,860 - He can't see. - Obviously not. 17 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,290 - They will, to the best of their ability, 18 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:02,440 fulfill those prompts. 19 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,460 I will award them corresponding points, 20 00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:08,000 and the winner will take home the coveted Golden Ear. 21 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:08,960 - Ooh. 22 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:10,990 - Sorry second and third place players. 23 00:01:10,990 --> 00:01:14,500 The silver and bronze ears got lost in transit. 24 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,563 Ross. - It has come to this. 25 00:01:17,910 --> 00:01:20,340 - A lounge singer's patter 26 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:22,850 before a royalty-free song. 27 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:25,580 - Hey everybody, thanks for coming in tonight. 28 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:26,820 You know, it's beautiful 29 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:29,660 to see so many lovely people out here. 30 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:31,820 Maybe you're gonna make a little love connection 31 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:34,520 just like I might in a tight, confined space 32 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,050 of a tiny, little rowboat 33 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:38,420 taking you all the way up the river. 34 00:01:38,420 --> 00:01:39,893 And it goes a little something like. 35 00:01:41,832 --> 00:01:43,530 - You know what I'm talking about. 36 00:01:43,530 --> 00:01:44,363 How gently? 37 00:01:47,511 --> 00:01:48,344 Did I say? 38 00:01:50,050 --> 00:01:51,790 Ooh, what a beautiful dream. 39 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:54,240 - Ooh! - That's right, Ross. 40 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,880 Hot damn! - Wow, wow. 41 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,880 - Kicking us off well. 42 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,470 Yeah, I'm gonna say an initial three points for Ross. 43 00:02:00,470 --> 00:02:01,480 - Ooh, wow. 44 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,170 - Jacquis. - Sam. 45 00:02:03,170 --> 00:02:06,740 - A best man speech in which the subtext 46 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:10,620 is that he and the groom were abducted by aliens. 47 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:11,830 - What a beautiful ceremony. 48 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:12,820 Never thought my man Jeremy 49 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:14,870 would be getting married. 50 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:16,170 You know, we've been through a lot together. 51 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,003 We've been through a lot together. 52 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:19,330 We used to play "Dragon Ball Z" video games, 53 00:02:19,330 --> 00:02:20,750 you know what I'm saying? 54 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,940 We have felt some things, you know, 55 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:26,120 probed into us at certain points of our lives. 56 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,260 And never did I think, you know, 57 00:02:28,260 --> 00:02:31,920 when we were staring at a cold, you know, empty void 58 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:33,660 that this is where we would be. 59 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:35,880 Now, some of y'all may be asking what the empty void is, 60 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,740 and Jeremy, you know. 61 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:38,878 Lela, welcome to the family. 62 00:02:38,878 --> 00:02:41,290 And speaking of welcome to, remember, Jeremy, 63 00:02:41,290 --> 00:02:43,030 when we was like, "Welcome to Earth." 64 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,452 Like welcome to the family. 65 00:02:44,452 --> 00:02:47,810 - I will cut you off there, Jacquis. Oh, man. 66 00:02:47,810 --> 00:02:49,264 Intergalactic amount of points for you, Jacquis. 67 00:02:49,264 --> 00:02:50,097 - Oh! 68 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:52,490 - Anna. - Yes. 69 00:02:52,490 --> 00:02:55,400 - Someone who is slowly but surely 70 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:59,170 turning into an "Animal Crossing" character. 71 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:00,070 - Yeah, so I was just, 72 00:03:00,070 --> 00:03:01,850 I was at the supermarket the other day. 73 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:02,760 I saw my friend in there. 74 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,490 I completely forgot and I was... 75 00:03:04,490 --> 00:03:08,530 I forgot his name completely, and he was... 76 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:10,921 And then I was like, okay sorry, I need to... 77 00:03:19,572 --> 00:03:21,470 - I will cut you off there, Anna. 78 00:03:21,470 --> 00:03:25,880 I heard gasps of recognition among the crew. 79 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,020 Let's say three and 2/3 points for you. 80 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:28,853 - Ooh. 81 00:03:28,853 --> 00:03:29,863 - Ross. - Yes, sir. 82 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:33,400 - A Confederate soldier's letter home 83 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:37,807 in which he's subtly trying to start a sexting thing. 84 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:43,683 - Dearest Ophelia. 85 00:03:43,683 --> 00:03:47,420 The Sun is setting over the Chattanooga River, 86 00:03:47,420 --> 00:03:49,620 and I know that tomorrow may be the day 87 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:54,370 I draw my last breath as I face the Yankee horde 88 00:03:54,370 --> 00:03:57,610 that seeks to come and wrest our freedom 89 00:03:57,610 --> 00:04:02,465 and our, quote, "property" unquote, from us. 90 00:04:03,298 --> 00:04:07,489 I do not know when I shall once again feel your presence, 91 00:04:07,489 --> 00:04:11,500 wrap my hand around your bodiced charms 92 00:04:12,370 --> 00:04:15,920 and once again whisper your name. 93 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:19,240 But if a Minié ball is to find purchase in my bosom 94 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,900 upon the morning, I hope that you shall tell me 95 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:26,693 what you are wearing, girl. 96 00:04:30,030 --> 00:04:32,180 First question, Ophelia. 97 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:35,040 You up? 98 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,910 Has the cock crowing 99 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:39,600 brought you forth from blissful slumber? 100 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:43,260 I repeat, you up? 101 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:46,183 For rest assured, I am up, Ophelia. 102 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,810 In particular, part of me is up as the sturdy oak tree 103 00:04:50,810 --> 00:04:54,214 in front of the plantation that bears your family's name. 104 00:04:55,502 --> 00:04:58,840 And if I die tomorrow, which as a Confederate soldier 105 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:03,598 I richly deserve to do, 106 00:05:03,598 --> 00:05:06,650 I hope that when I die the last thoughts 107 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:10,230 that go through my mind is a thought of them titties, girl. 108 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:13,900 - My God, Ross! Holy shit! 109 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:14,734 - Oh. 110 00:05:14,734 --> 00:05:16,820 - Frankly, the only reason I could dock you points 111 00:05:16,820 --> 00:05:21,410 is the word "subtly." 112 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:23,320 - Subtlety is not my brand. 113 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,510 - And I would never do that. 114 00:05:24,510 --> 00:05:27,516 - Honestly, my favorite Confederate soldier of all time. 115 00:05:29,070 --> 00:05:30,249 - 25 points for you, Ross. 116 00:05:30,249 --> 00:05:31,778 - Oh! - Oof! 117 00:05:31,778 --> 00:05:34,280 - Jacquis! - Ah, okay. 118 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:38,630 - A referee calling party fouls. 119 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,179 - Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. 120 00:05:40,179 --> 00:05:41,860 All right, we're gonna keep it clean here, folks. 121 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:44,200 Now, I want you to keep your hands above the table. 122 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,460 Keep your hands above the table 123 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:48,260 as you throw the balls into the water cups. 124 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,500 And water is beer 125 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,987 in case you don't know what I mean, all right? 126 00:05:51,987 --> 00:05:53,844 Are you ready? Set, go. 127 00:05:53,844 --> 00:05:56,290 All right, motherfucker, all right, technical foul! 128 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:57,610 Technical foul! 129 00:05:57,610 --> 00:05:59,517 You dropped the ball on the ground. 130 00:05:59,517 --> 00:06:00,460 You dropped the ball on the ground. 131 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,197 You know what happens when you drop the ball on the ground. 132 00:06:02,197 --> 00:06:05,290 COVID is on the ground! COVID is on the ground! 133 00:06:05,290 --> 00:06:06,870 Oh, you wanna talk some shit? 134 00:06:06,870 --> 00:06:07,703 You wanna talk some? 135 00:06:07,703 --> 00:06:11,870 All right, get out! 136 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:14,321 Get out, ejection, ejection! 137 00:06:14,321 --> 00:06:16,472 - Beautiful, Jacquis. 138 00:06:16,472 --> 00:06:19,310 I saw our COVID officer nodding along with you. 139 00:06:19,310 --> 00:06:21,900 I'm gonna say 50 points for the dialogue 140 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,000 and another 51 points for the dance. 141 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,833 - Ooh. 142 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:26,870 - Anna. - Yes. 143 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:31,870 - Your annoyingly complicated Starbucks secret menu order. 144 00:06:32,970 --> 00:06:34,600 - Hi. 145 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,240 Hi, yeah, I'd like to place an order. 146 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,260 Okay, are you ready? 147 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:39,915 You have your note? You need a notepad? 148 00:06:39,915 --> 00:06:40,748 Notepad? Notepad? 149 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:43,130 So we're gonna start with a venti, right? 150 00:06:43,130 --> 00:06:45,100 It's gonna be a double frap cappuccino, 151 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:48,430 and I do want you to have nutmeg cream. 152 00:06:48,430 --> 00:06:50,020 Nutmeg cream, you guys have that? 153 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:51,590 Well, if you would need to mix the regular cream 154 00:06:51,590 --> 00:06:53,210 with nutmeg I would get it. 155 00:06:53,210 --> 00:06:55,980 Okay, and then I know that you guys use cinnamon sticks. 156 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:57,332 Three of those, could you blend them? 157 00:06:57,332 --> 00:06:59,860 And when you do that, just put a cup in the blender, too. 158 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,530 I don't mind that flavor. 159 00:07:01,530 --> 00:07:02,940 I know it gives it more of an earthy taste. 160 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:03,773 What you're gonna do 161 00:07:03,773 --> 00:07:04,950 is throw out the first I thing I gave you. 162 00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:06,040 I don't want that. 163 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,820 And then what you're gonna do is make me a hot chocolate 164 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:09,370 with a little bit of candy cane in it. 165 00:07:09,370 --> 00:07:11,113 I don't care that it's May. 166 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:13,830 I will hand you my credit card. 167 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:15,981 It's gonna get rejected. - Anna! 168 00:07:15,981 --> 00:07:17,267 - Get to it! 169 00:07:17,267 --> 00:07:20,163 - What an absolute Gen Z nightmare. 170 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:24,268 Let's say a venti amount of points for you. 171 00:07:24,268 --> 00:07:25,680 - Oh. 172 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,040 - Ross. - Yes, sir. 173 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:32,040 - An ad for a new McDonald's sandwich, The Macbeth. 174 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,485 - Did ye work up an appetite 175 00:07:35,485 --> 00:07:38,500 unseaming the foes of your liege lord 176 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,280 from the nave to the chaps? 177 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:46,070 When the dawn breaks, how shall ye break your fast? 178 00:07:46,070 --> 00:07:46,903 - Oh, shit! 179 00:07:46,903 --> 00:07:49,660 - The new McDonald's Macbeth, 180 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:53,840 the only sandwich with meat taken from a cow 181 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,792 that trusted the butcher with its very life. 182 00:08:00,835 --> 00:08:05,163 That beef is placed upon a bun along with pills 183 00:08:06,279 --> 00:08:09,020 and a super special sauce. 184 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:10,940 The new McDonald's Macbeth, 185 00:08:10,940 --> 00:08:15,940 it is a meal you shall wish to enjoy tomorrow and tomorrow. 186 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:19,070 And tomorrow. 187 00:08:22,777 --> 00:08:24,085 I'm loving it! 188 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:30,557 - First of all, that was a long commercial. 189 00:08:30,557 --> 00:08:33,097 - That was the part that probably strained credulity. 190 00:08:34,450 --> 00:08:36,801 - These hands about to give you points. 191 00:08:38,621 --> 00:08:40,420 Jacquis. - Here I am. 192 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:44,210 - The TV premiere of an R-rated movie 193 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:48,260 in which the curses have been replaced by, 194 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:51,240 you know, words that aren't curses. 195 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,040 - You ninjas are gonna be spending time 196 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:58,043 at mother-flipping Pelican Bay when I'm done with you. 197 00:08:58,043 --> 00:08:59,713 Shoe program, ninja! 198 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,040 Everything else, ninjas! 199 00:09:03,130 --> 00:09:05,618 Now listen here! 200 00:09:05,618 --> 00:09:07,623 You can't do this to me! 201 00:09:07,623 --> 00:09:10,790 I'm mother-flipping King Kong around here. 202 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:13,700 I put ninjas in choke holds. 203 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:17,111 Oh damn, the Russians. 204 00:09:17,111 --> 00:09:21,060 - The ultimate button is getting shot to death 205 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,440 by a firing squad. 206 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:27,408 Let's say, a point per ninja. 207 00:09:29,681 --> 00:09:30,514 - Oh. 208 00:09:30,514 --> 00:09:34,160 - Anna, last prompt of round one. 209 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:37,230 One of those, like, beekeeper TikTok narrations, 210 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:40,630 but they got stung a lot of times. 211 00:09:40,630 --> 00:09:42,230 - Everyone, thanks so much for joining me 212 00:09:42,230 --> 00:09:44,620 on another day of rescuing bees in Southern Texas. 213 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,120 I am so, so excited. 214 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,210 This family called me up, 215 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:48,960 and they had a huge, huge infestation 216 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,690 on their side of the wall in the living room, 217 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,710 and I knew it was going to be an amazing day. 218 00:09:52,710 --> 00:09:55,360 I couldn't find the queen bee, but as I was looking 219 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,980 I noticed that there was a small swarm in the corner. 220 00:09:57,980 --> 00:10:00,650 I stuck my head in and, ouchie, one of them stung me. 221 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:03,400 That's not typical. Anyway, I kept looking. 222 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,233 I reach for the queen. 223 00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:05,910 She's in the upper left-hand corner. 224 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:09,790 Ouchie, ooh, ow, ow, ow, more stings. 225 00:10:09,790 --> 00:10:12,750 I have a suit on. They're not supposed to do that. 226 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,770 I grab the queen and I put her safely 227 00:10:14,770 --> 00:10:16,170 in the back of my pickup truck, 228 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:17,990 and the rest of the bees start to follow. 229 00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:20,310 However, instead of going straight to the queen, 230 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:22,850 they go through me, ow, ow, ow, ow! 231 00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:24,130 They are penetrating my skin 232 00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:25,580 and I am bleeding on the ground. 233 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:27,950 I'm allergic to bees and I go into shock immediately, 234 00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:31,021 and I am making this voiceover from the hospital. 235 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:34,930 - Anna, the accuracy. 236 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:35,790 - Yeah. - Very accurate. 237 00:10:35,790 --> 00:10:37,480 - I watched a lot of that bee lady's videos. 238 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,950 - I have also watched a lot of that bee lady, 239 00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:42,350 but we didn't know that ahead of time. 240 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,183 Queen bee amount of points for you. 241 00:10:43,183 --> 00:10:45,391 - Sweet, sweet, thank you. - Wow. 242 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:47,970 - It's time for the mini game. 243 00:10:47,970 --> 00:10:51,500 Players, I'm going to give you a category. 244 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:56,130 The category in this case being, regional insults. 245 00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:58,520 I am going to give you a region 246 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:03,520 and you give me the famous local insult from that region. 247 00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:07,918 Chicago, Illinois. 248 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,200 Anna. 249 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,108 - Oh, you're drunk and do improv. 250 00:11:12,108 --> 00:11:15,361 - That's probably right. 251 00:11:15,361 --> 00:11:16,779 - Mm-hmm. 252 00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:17,900 - Ross. 253 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:21,657 - Eh, take it back to Milwaukee you Wisconsin snack jacket. 254 00:11:21,657 --> 00:11:23,230 - There you go. - There it is. 255 00:11:23,230 --> 00:11:24,904 - Snack jacket, absolutely, Ross. 256 00:11:24,904 --> 00:11:28,413 - Nice. - Next up, Paris, France. 257 00:11:28,413 --> 00:11:30,150 Jacquis! 258 00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:32,007 - You smell like fries. 259 00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:35,003 Dirty American fries. 260 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,070 - How dare he. 261 00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:39,903 Ross. 262 00:11:39,903 --> 00:11:43,793 - You are um, you are uh, um, how you say? 263 00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:47,700 In my language, la douche. 264 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,772 A douchebag, no? 265 00:11:50,772 --> 00:11:51,774 - Anna. 266 00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:07,595 - Shamefully, I'll have to take your word for it, Anna. 267 00:12:07,595 --> 00:12:09,435 - It was all kinda gibberish. 268 00:12:09,435 --> 00:12:11,550 - That was bad. - Yeah. 269 00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:12,680 - I don't think you can air that. 270 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,313 - Next up, Savannah, Georgia. 271 00:12:15,313 --> 00:12:17,230 Ross. 272 00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:19,137 - Let's just say, he's not the type 273 00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:22,124 that I would invite to a Friday fish fry. 274 00:12:22,124 --> 00:12:26,600 - It's so passive aggressive! 275 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,870 Dublin, Ireland. 276 00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:29,780 Ross. 277 00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:30,880 - Why don't you get out of my face, 278 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,340 you coal-carrying prick 279 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:35,500 before I paint a new face for you with these, 280 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,410 St. Patrick and St. Michael. 281 00:12:37,410 --> 00:12:40,563 Read your catechism, you fucking bastard! 282 00:12:40,563 --> 00:12:41,396 - Jacquis. 283 00:12:41,396 --> 00:12:43,925 - So I don't do an Ireland accent, 284 00:12:43,925 --> 00:12:48,100 but I will say to you that if you keep making me angry, 285 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,720 I'm gonna show you what's on the other side of the rainbow. 286 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,670 - Ooh. - And it's not a pot of gold. 287 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,350 - There you go. 288 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:55,192 Ottawa, Canada. 289 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,700 Jacquis. 290 00:12:56,700 --> 00:13:01,700 - If you would kindly stick a maple tree up your ass, eh? 291 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:05,710 I'm from the New York side of Canada. 292 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:07,080 - Jacquis, British Columbia over here. 293 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:10,183 Back in my neighborhood, we eat poutine, okay? 294 00:13:10,183 --> 00:13:12,138 - Hey! 295 00:13:12,138 --> 00:13:13,350 - Ross. 296 00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:14,970 - Gosh, that wasn't very nice there, bud. 297 00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:17,178 - That's all they wrote. 298 00:13:17,178 --> 00:13:18,330 Yep. 299 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:21,250 - I really don't appreciate when you talk to me that way. 300 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,350 It really hurts my feelings, 301 00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:23,830 and I just want there to be an open line of communication 302 00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:25,360 between the two of us. 303 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,540 - Basically we're just saying Canadians 304 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,683 are emotionally mature. 305 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,785 - Right. 306 00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:34,000 - That brings us to round two where our players 307 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,020 will now test their talents in teams of two. 308 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:40,733 Ross and Jacquis. - Okay. 309 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:46,510 - Shakespeare's "Dude, Where's My Car?" 310 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:49,390 - Such intoxication as we have had yesternight 311 00:13:50,237 --> 00:13:52,700 hath but clouded my brainpan such 312 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:56,560 that I know not where is our cart, my guy. 313 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:59,770 - Dost thou mean our cart isn't parked 314 00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:03,860 on the road of our abode, outside? 315 00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:06,890 - Nay, there where it is wont to haunt, 316 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:09,690 its native resting place outside our domicile 317 00:14:09,690 --> 00:14:12,560 it hath absented itself therefrom, dude. 318 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,400 - Lastest nighteth, when we were partaking 319 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,540 in the juana of Mari. 320 00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:19,780 - We did smoke in great quantities. 321 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:24,450 - I parkedth the cart right here, but now it is gone! 322 00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:26,660 - Aye. - So I ask thee, 323 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:30,250 Dude, whereth is our car-eth? 324 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,760 - Query me not this, good sir. 325 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,960 I am bereft of knowledge as thou art. 326 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,600 When thou didst turn thy back at me, 327 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,020 I did espy some tattooings of thy back region. 328 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,850 - A tattooeth on my back region? 329 00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:42,940 - Twixt thy very sharpened shoulder blades 330 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:45,810 was some word placed which my eyes did espy. 331 00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:47,393 May have tis some clue? 332 00:14:47,393 --> 00:14:49,090 - Turneth around. 333 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:50,587 No, nothing. - And cut. 334 00:14:51,955 --> 00:14:53,968 - We shall not play out this tableau. 335 00:14:53,968 --> 00:14:58,968 - I love how that was like, 30 seconds of movie 336 00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:02,571 in like three full minutes of Shakespeare. 337 00:15:02,571 --> 00:15:04,110 - That's about right. 338 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:06,530 - Jacquis and Anna. - Mm-hmm. 339 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:11,530 - A kernel of popcorn gives its unpopped child... 340 00:15:11,797 --> 00:15:13,390 the talk. 341 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,470 - Orville. 342 00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:16,820 Come to the left side of the bowl. 343 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:19,450 I would like to have a speak with you. 344 00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:22,470 - I don't wanna really do this. 345 00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:25,590 - Now, there comes a time in every young kernel's life 346 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:28,960 where you get a little hot. 347 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,680 And when you get a little hot, you get a little bigger. 348 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,870 And when you get a little bigger, 349 00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:36,690 sometimes people want to pour butter on you. 350 00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:39,980 And I want you to know that if that's ever not something 351 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:43,620 that you want to do, you can speak up and say that, okay? 352 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,265 - I got a question. - Yes. 353 00:15:45,265 --> 00:15:47,685 - What do I do when I get so, so horny? 354 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,220 - Well, when you get horny, 355 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:53,670 you find someone to have sex with. 356 00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:55,803 - I can't just pop myself? 357 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,750 - We can't do that. Which is why, 358 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,870 if you want somebody to pop you. 359 00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:03,260 - Uh-huh. - You have to give them 360 00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:06,990 consent to pop you. - Oh, that's awesome. 361 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:08,383 I have a, I have a... 362 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,560 I have a crush on a girl kernel. 363 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,770 - That's so good. - You're awesome. 364 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:16,260 - And cut. 365 00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:17,770 Just so we're all keeping track, 366 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:21,220 Orville Redenbacher, pro-gay. 367 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:23,542 Pro-consent, anti-masturbation. 368 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,320 Ross and Anna, one of these two 369 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:32,250 is definitely wearing a wire. 370 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,100 - Oh good, I didn't think you'd come. 371 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,710 - I did. 372 00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:41,579 - All right, I've got the crack cocaine. 373 00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:45,170 If you've got the money, then we can do this thing, 374 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,640 by which I mean exchange the money for drugs. 375 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,337 - Hey Greg, why are you talking like that? 376 00:16:52,337 --> 00:16:53,720 - Talking like what? 377 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,450 Come on, let's get this over with 378 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:57,640 and conduct this transaction. 379 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,350 Money is exchanged for goods and services. 380 00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:02,024 In this case, the services are drugs. 381 00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:06,020 - I'm gonna be honest, Greg. You're freaking me out. 382 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,900 - You're freaking me out, dude. 383 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,720 - I guess I'll give you the product. 384 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:14,280 - And just to be clear, because you know I don't like it 385 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:17,570 when things are vague, 386 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:21,740 the product in this case being crack cocaine, 387 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:26,350 a refinement of cocaina in rock form to be smokified. 388 00:17:26,350 --> 00:17:28,153 - I've got a big gun. 389 00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:30,670 - And you definitely have a license 390 00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:33,108 for possession of said firearm, do you not? 391 00:17:33,108 --> 00:17:36,010 - I will cut you off there. 392 00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:38,900 Here's the wild thing, she was wearing the wire. 393 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:39,940 - I have the wire. - She was wearing a wire 394 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:40,773 the whole time. - I have a wire. 395 00:17:40,773 --> 00:17:42,583 - Ross and Jacquis. 396 00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:47,780 Two kraken trainers at Sea World 397 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:50,320 show off their work with the krakens. 398 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,980 - Brian and I are super excited today to share with you 399 00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:54,170 some of the wonders of the deep. 400 00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:55,945 Are you guys ready? - Yeah! 401 00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:01,010 - Fantastic. Give a big hello to our krakens. 402 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:02,580 They are currently swimming around in the pool 403 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:03,900 right in front of you. 404 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,930 Now, these are elemental beings 405 00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:09,570 formed in the non-Euclidean realm of Poseidon, 406 00:18:09,570 --> 00:18:12,370 a sort of pocket dimension in between our world 407 00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:14,450 and the world of myth and dreams. 408 00:18:14,450 --> 00:18:16,350 - Ooh. - They've entered our universe 409 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:18,650 through a perversion of the laws of nature, 410 00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:20,530 and we'll be jumping 'em through some hoops. 411 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:21,660 - Yeah! 412 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:23,390 Now, I just want to let you all know 413 00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:25,770 that if these kraken look familiar to you, 414 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:27,030 you may have seen 'em 415 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:30,010 in the movie "Pirates of the At World's End." 416 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,587 And they were trained... 417 00:18:31,587 --> 00:18:33,540 - By us! 418 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:35,790 - You're looking at some movie stars here, guys. 419 00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:37,650 - Some stars. - Yeah, if they look familiar 420 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,660 it's 'cause you saw 'em standing 421 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,270 right next to Mr. Jonathan Depp. 422 00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:44,870 - Oh yes, now, if you want to hear a very, 423 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:47,290 very fun little secret. - I do. 424 00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:48,920 - Guess what? - What? 425 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,977 - These kraken are brother and sister. 426 00:18:51,977 --> 00:18:55,520 - Uh-oh, uh-oh. That's right, they are related. 427 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,600 And they do fight for dominance. 428 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,600 Is there human collateral damage? 429 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,237 - Yes, yes. - Every time. 430 00:19:01,237 --> 00:19:02,630 - And cut. - Yes. 431 00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:05,720 - Damn Ross, that amount of kraken trivia 432 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,970 was nothing I expected anyone to bring to the table. 433 00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:09,803 - Oh boy. 434 00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:13,020 - Jacquis and Anna. - Yes, yes. 435 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:16,170 - Two athletes in a decathlon 436 00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:19,263 having just finished the marathon portion 437 00:19:19,263 --> 00:19:21,940 and beginning the hot dog eating portion. 438 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:23,273 - Okay. 439 00:19:23,273 --> 00:19:26,398 - Oh, fuck you. 440 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,337 - I'm gonna fucking win. I'm gonna win. 441 00:19:28,337 --> 00:19:29,763 I'm gonna fucking do this. 442 00:19:29,763 --> 00:19:31,930 - This is gonna be my fifth consecutive year. 443 00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:33,270 - Oh no. - With the gold! 444 00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:35,363 - I'm gonna fucking beat you this time. 445 00:19:35,363 --> 00:19:38,640 How many of these do we gotta eat, 14? 446 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,690 - Oh, I thought it was 74. 447 00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:44,346 - What? Oh, that is a seven. 448 00:19:44,346 --> 00:19:48,024 - Oh my. - Okay. 449 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:52,850 - I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna- 450 00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:53,747 - I'll tap out if you tap out. 451 00:19:53,747 --> 00:19:55,750 - But the prize is $50.000! 452 00:19:56,663 --> 00:20:00,436 - $50.000? Shit! 453 00:20:00,436 --> 00:20:01,846 - What? 454 00:20:01,846 --> 00:20:04,965 - And cut. - I got that! 455 00:20:04,965 --> 00:20:08,670 - Jacquis's character thought he was doing this for free. 456 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:12,250 Anna and Ross, two of those people 457 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:15,791 who always make conversation on planes. 458 00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:17,990 - Oh God, eight hours. 459 00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:19,580 - Uh-huh. - We're in for a journey. 460 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:23,040 - Yeah, New York to Hawaii nonstop. 461 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,950 - Have you been? - Only in my imagination. 462 00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:26,470 - I hear it's amazing. 463 00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:29,920 My mom just went there for a wedding. 464 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,470 It was her friend from her bowling league growing up 465 00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:34,390 and she's- - No way, what is her name? 466 00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:36,580 - Her name's Dianna Reed. - I know a Dianna Reed! 467 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:37,840 - You do not know a Dianna Reed! 468 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,217 - Yes, I do! - That's my mom! 469 00:20:40,217 --> 00:20:42,440 Riddle me this, riddle me this. 470 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,220 Did your mom grow up in Pentacowa County? 471 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,020 - Pentacowa County, Virginia? Uh, yeah. 472 00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:49,990 - That's where my mom grew up! 473 00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:53,728 - Okay, now this is starting to literally freak me out. 474 00:20:53,728 --> 00:20:55,660 - My mind is blowing! 475 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,880 - Is this some kind of practical joke? 476 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,752 I'm sorry, are these air conditioners or cameras? 477 00:21:00,752 --> 00:21:02,320 - That's crazy. The air is on- 478 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,880 - Oh boy, this is gonna be a fun eight hours. 479 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,000 - I'll cut you off there. 480 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,070 My literal nightmare, 481 00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:12,381 and the reason why I have noise-canceling headphones. 482 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 That brings us to round three 483 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,430 where our players will now hold hands 484 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:22,310 and jump into the abyss together. 485 00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:23,520 Ross. - Yes, sir. 486 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:24,556 - Jacquis. - Yes. 487 00:21:24,556 --> 00:21:26,540 - Anna. - Hello. 488 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:29,400 - A rendition of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" 489 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,890 in which the third singer 490 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:34,650 is clearly trying to amp things up a bit. 491 00:21:34,650 --> 00:21:35,483 - Okay. - Okay. 492 00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:38,753 - And a one, and a two and a skiddily-diddily-doo. 493 00:22:06,154 --> 00:22:09,800 Row your boat, row your boat, row, row, row, yeah! 494 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,009 - Anna, my God! 495 00:22:12,009 --> 00:22:14,020 Whitney Houston in the house. 496 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:15,210 - Runs for days. 497 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:18,780 - Is this an improv show or a talent show, am I right? 498 00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:20,280 - Did I win? 499 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,070 - Ross, Jacquis, Anna, ready. 500 00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:24,600 Throuple's therapy. 501 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,580 - Okay, I have a rose and a thorn. 502 00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:31,580 My rose is, I really loved that you made breakfast for us 503 00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:34,436 after our night together. 504 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:38,000 - Thank you. - And I guess my thorn is 505 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,130 that that breakfast did contain gluten. 506 00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:43,300 We've been over that. - Okay. 507 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,440 - The only cereal grains that I can deal with 508 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:50,440 are like millet and like artisanal grains and sorghums. 509 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:54,423 - Okay, I have a little bit of a gift and a curse as well. 510 00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:58,800 The gift is, I'm so happy that you guys 511 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,790 finally caught up on the latest season of "Jessica Jones" 512 00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:03,660 so we can watch it together. 513 00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:06,470 But the curse is, I'm very upset at you two 514 00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:09,160 for skipping ahead on "General Hospital" 515 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,680 where you know that I wanna know 516 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,380 what's going on with Sonny Corinthos and the clan. 517 00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:15,620 Like, if we can't do the little things together, 518 00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:18,230 how can I trust we can do the big things together? 519 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,180 - I hear you, I hear you. 520 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,650 - Okay? 521 00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:23,600 Anna, you don't have to raise your hand. You can talk, yes. 522 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,488 - Neither of them have ever made me cum. 523 00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:30,990 - Then you deserve an Oscar for last night. 524 00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:35,171 - I thought you came. 525 00:23:35,171 --> 00:23:36,004 - I did not. 526 00:23:36,004 --> 00:23:37,790 - You fingered yourself. 527 00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:40,880 - Yeah, we were hands-off. - Hands-off, you- 528 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,140 - You told us to go to the other side of the room. 529 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:45,090 - And watch. - "I'm gonna get this done." 530 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,960 - And whose fault is that? - It feels like yours. 531 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:49,793 - We were following your instructions. 532 00:23:49,793 --> 00:23:51,799 - And whose fault is that? Following your instructions? 533 00:23:51,799 --> 00:23:53,587 - And cut. 534 00:23:53,587 --> 00:23:56,970 This throuple clearly has a lot of work to do. 535 00:23:56,970 --> 00:23:58,780 Last but not least, players. 536 00:23:58,780 --> 00:24:02,530 Ross, Jacquis, Anna. - All right. 537 00:24:02,530 --> 00:24:05,470 - An improv group has a bunch of stipulations 538 00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:07,630 for the one-word suggestion. 539 00:24:07,630 --> 00:24:11,256 - Hey, everybody, thank you so much for coming out! 540 00:24:11,256 --> 00:24:14,718 - Thanks, guys. - We are Fist Pump. 541 00:24:14,718 --> 00:24:18,340 Yeah, we are going to need just one thing from you guys, 542 00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:20,410 and that is a one-word suggestion, 543 00:24:20,410 --> 00:24:24,410 but the word cannot start with the letter K. 544 00:24:24,410 --> 00:24:25,243 - No. 545 00:24:25,243 --> 00:24:26,076 - It's personal, it's personal. 546 00:24:26,076 --> 00:24:28,816 - Also the word cannot be food. No food, no food. 547 00:24:28,816 --> 00:24:31,467 - No food! Ugh, how many times have we heard pineapple? 548 00:24:31,467 --> 00:24:32,560 - No way. - None. 549 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,060 - No K's, we're talking no food. 550 00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:36,890 If it's a location, and I do say if 551 00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:39,220 'cause it does not have to be, but it could be, 552 00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:40,930 I'd love for that location to be big enough 553 00:24:40,930 --> 00:24:42,740 to fit in a five-by-five square. 554 00:24:42,740 --> 00:24:43,852 - Yeah. - Let me get a fist pump! 555 00:24:43,852 --> 00:24:44,717 Fist Pump, Fist Pump. 556 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:49,100 - And if you have a word and you think that word is funny, 557 00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:52,574 take that word and shove it up your fucking ass. 558 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,579 - No fucking comedians in the crowd! 559 00:24:55,579 --> 00:24:57,463 - Take that shit home! 560 00:24:57,463 --> 00:24:59,907 - Take that shit outta here. We are doing the comedy. 561 00:24:59,907 --> 00:25:02,640 - If you know me personally, don't speak! 562 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,230 - Any personal friends of Anna, 563 00:25:04,230 --> 00:25:05,980 shut the fuck up! - Shut the fuck up! 564 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:08,510 - Tell me what you guys cooking, cooking, cooking 565 00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,010 on not food, no K's. - Chopping, chop, chop. 566 00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,890 - Five-by-five maybe. 567 00:25:11,890 --> 00:25:14,810 If you're Anna's friend, fucking keep it down. 568 00:25:14,810 --> 00:25:18,020 - And cut. 569 00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:21,670 It's funny because it's true. 570 00:25:21,670 --> 00:25:24,800 That brings us to the end of our show. 571 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,737 Our winner tonight, Anna Garcia! 572 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,268 - And here I come! 573 00:25:31,101 --> 00:25:32,363 - Oh, I asked for this. 574 00:25:33,470 --> 00:25:35,760 - Anna, you win the coveted Golden Ear. 575 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,721 - Thank you, Sam. - You are so welcome. 576 00:25:38,679 --> 00:25:40,020 - I got a call. It's Hollywood. 577 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:42,190 - That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 578 00:25:42,190 --> 00:25:43,600 Be sure to tune in next time 579 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,370 for more of the game samer. 580 00:25:45,370 --> 00:25:48,009 I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me. 581 00:25:48,009 --> 00:25:50,701 Good night. 582 00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:58,537 - Yeah, Anna!