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I have sent for you,
dodgers,

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Because we are facing
a crisis.

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The world's supply
of illudium fosdex,
the shaving cream atom,

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Is alarmingly low.

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Now, we have reason
to believe

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That the only remaining source
is on planet x.

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Somewhere in this area.

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And you want me
to find planet x,
is that it?

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Can you do it, dodgers?

10
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Oh, indubitably, sir.

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Because there's no one knows
his way around outer space

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Like duck dodgers

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In the 24th-And-A-Half
century!

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Are you ready,
eager young space cadet?

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I'm ready, all set,
your heroship, sir.

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Then make way
for duck dodgers

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In the 24th-And-A-Half
century!

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Oops,

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Had the silly thing
in reverse.

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Now then,
eager young space cadet,

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Here is the course we shall
pursue to find planet x.

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Starting from
where we are,

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We go 33,600 turbo miles
due up.

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Then west, in an
astro arc deviation to here.

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Then, following
the great circle,

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7 radial lubes
south by downeast,

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By astro astrobal,
to here, here and here.

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Then by space-Navigal compass,

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To here, here,
and then to here, and here.

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By 13-Point strato cumulus,
bearing 4 million light years

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And thus to our destination.

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Now do you know
how to reach planet x?

33
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Oh, sure.

34
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Well, i wish you'd explain it
to me sometime, buster!

35
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Why, it's very simple, sir.

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If we follow
those planets,

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We can't very well
miss planet x.

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Oh, that's ridiculous.
Of all the stupid suggestions.

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Hey.

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Wait a minute.
I think i've got it.

41
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I'll just bet that
if we follow those planets,

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We'll find planet x.

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Gad! How do i do it?

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I, uh, d-Don't know.

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I claim this planet
in the name of the earth!

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I claim this planet
in the name of mars.

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Ha, isn't that lovely, hmm?

48
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Look, bud,
i've got news for you.

49
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I have already claimed
this bit of dirt
for the earth.

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And there just
ain't room enough

51
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On this planet
for the 2 of us.

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I do believe
you are right.

53
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Little does he realize

54
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That i have on
my disintegration-Proof vest.

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You may fire
when ready, grizzly.

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What, where, when, how,
who, who, what...

57
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Oh, you, huh?

58
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Just when i had him going
you had to butt in!

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Well, get back
in that spaceship!

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Y-Y-Yes, sir,
your heroship, sir.

61
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Ha-Ha!

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Got the drop on you
with my disintegrating pistol!

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And, brother,
when it disintegrates,
it disintegrates.

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Huh?

65
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Well, what do you know?
It disintegrated.

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Happy, uh, bi-Bi-Birthday,
you, uh—uh, thing from
another world, you.

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Oh, thank you.

68
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Well, i guess he's had enough.
I'll send him an ultimatum.

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I'll see what
the little stinker is up to

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On my super video-Detecto set.

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That's the last straw!

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Now i use my secret weapon!

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As i was saying, buster,

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This planet ain't big enough
for the 2 of us.

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So, off you go.

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And now, this planet is hereby
claimed for the earth

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In the name of duck dodgers

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In the 24th-And-A-Half
century!

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Uh,
big deal.