1 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:14,322 Halt! 2 00:00:14,357 --> 00:00:16,107 I've got to hand it to this perp. 3 00:00:16,159 --> 00:00:18,276 No one's broken out of the infinetentiary before. 4 00:00:18,328 --> 00:00:21,412 He's either the bravest time-convict I've ever seen or the dumbest. 5 00:00:22,448 --> 00:00:24,465 Ow! Ohh! 6 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:27,568 My time-knee! Oh, time-dang it! 7 00:00:27,604 --> 00:00:31,094 - Definitely the dumbest. - Freeze! You're surrounded by 8 00:00:31,129 --> 00:00:34,342 the time paradox avoidance enforcement squadron. 9 00:00:34,377 --> 00:00:38,512 Anything you say can and already has been used against you in future court. 10 00:00:38,548 --> 00:00:41,215 This is it, Blendin. End of the timeline. 11 00:00:41,267 --> 00:00:43,217 Any last words? 12 00:00:43,269 --> 00:00:45,553 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh... I-I-I-I... 13 00:00:45,605 --> 00:00:49,457 I invoke Globnar! 14 00:00:49,492 --> 00:00:52,143 Globnar! 15 00:00:52,195 --> 00:00:55,363 Very well, speak the name and century of those accused. 16 00:00:55,398 --> 00:00:57,365 The two kids that ruined my life, 17 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,468 Dipper and Mabel Pines, 21st century. 18 00:01:06,326 --> 00:01:07,508 So be it. 19 00:01:07,543 --> 00:01:12,413 May time baby have mercy on their souls. 20 00:01:45,636 --> 00:01:48,511 sync & correction by f1nc0 - Addic7ed.com ~ 21 00:01:49,112 --> 00:01:52,112 2x08 - "Blendin's Game" 22 00:01:57,069 --> 00:01:59,269 Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy. 23 00:02:00,356 --> 00:02:04,258 - No! It's trapped! - Everything is terrible forever! 24 00:02:04,293 --> 00:02:06,327 Psst. Hey, dudes. You want to know a trick? 25 00:02:06,362 --> 00:02:08,262 Boppity-boop-womp! 26 00:02:08,297 --> 00:02:09,663 A genius taught me that once. 27 00:02:09,699 --> 00:02:13,667 This just in. Weather stations are calling for a candy blizzard! 28 00:02:13,703 --> 00:02:18,305 Forget taking off the wrappers. I'm eating these now! 29 00:02:18,357 --> 00:02:20,674 Soos, you are the greatest human ever to live. 30 00:02:22,378 --> 00:02:24,345 That was a mistake! 31 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:27,281 Hey, no sweat, dude. I'd do anything for the Pines family. 32 00:02:27,316 --> 00:02:31,352 Soos! I need to scratch myself in two places at once. 33 00:02:31,387 --> 00:02:32,520 And I mean anything. 34 00:02:32,555 --> 00:02:33,754 Coming, Mr. Pines! 35 00:02:35,758 --> 00:02:37,725 Whoa, better make sure he gets his wallet back. 36 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,395 Wait, I've never seen Soos's wallet before. 37 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:44,298 Don't you want to learn some Soos secrets? 38 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:45,766 I don't know if we should be... Whoa! 39 00:02:45,801 --> 00:02:48,435 Soos has a membership to Laser Tag? 40 00:02:48,471 --> 00:02:50,404 I didn't know they let grown-ups in there. 41 00:02:50,439 --> 00:02:53,307 And look, emergency salami. 42 00:02:53,342 --> 00:02:55,576 Soos, my respect for you has grown. 43 00:02:55,611 --> 00:02:58,479 Jesus Alzamirano Ramirez, 44 00:02:58,514 --> 00:03:00,714 organ donor, birthday: July 13th. 45 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:02,716 Wait a minute. That's today. 46 00:03:02,752 --> 00:03:05,319 - Whoa. - That's weird. 47 00:03:05,354 --> 00:03:06,387 I wonder why he didn't tell anyone. 48 00:03:06,422 --> 00:03:09,290 Uh, duh. It's probably because he wants someone 49 00:03:09,325 --> 00:03:12,426 to throw him a surprise party. I can relate. 50 00:03:12,461 --> 00:03:14,428 I've been waiting for a surprise party my whole life. 51 00:03:14,463 --> 00:03:16,280 Surprise! 52 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,467 - Too little, too late, Chiu. - Ohh. 53 00:03:22,772 --> 00:03:26,540 More exclamation points! More, I say! 54 00:03:26,576 --> 00:03:28,542 Wow, you guys thought of everything. 55 00:03:28,578 --> 00:03:31,429 - Grenda, twins are born birthday experts. - We've shared 56 00:03:31,430 --> 00:03:35,148 every birthday together so we know how to make them perfect. 57 00:03:36,686 --> 00:03:39,320 Hey, places, everyone. I hear footsteps. 58 00:03:39,355 --> 00:03:41,488 Everyone, be quiet! 59 00:03:41,557 --> 00:03:43,557 All right, you promised a giant hummingbird, 60 00:03:43,559 --> 00:03:45,643 so I'm expecting to see a giant hummingbird. 61 00:03:45,695 --> 00:03:48,529 Three, two, one... 62 00:03:48,564 --> 00:03:49,763 Huh? 63 00:03:49,799 --> 00:03:51,532 Surprise! 64 00:03:51,567 --> 00:03:55,402 Happy birthday, you king on Earth. We got everything you love. 65 00:03:55,438 --> 00:03:57,738 Cake-flavored pizza. Pizza-flavored cake. 66 00:03:57,773 --> 00:03:59,406 And one more treat. 67 00:04:00,676 --> 00:04:05,579 Razzle dazzle, friends. It's me, the Razz Dazzler. 68 00:04:05,615 --> 00:04:08,315 This is what my life has become. 69 00:04:08,351 --> 00:04:10,417 I... I... 70 00:04:10,453 --> 00:04:13,671 Quick, everyone pose for the birthday smiles memory album. 71 00:04:13,723 --> 00:04:16,590 ♪ razzly-dazzly-doo ♪ 72 00:04:19,562 --> 00:04:20,728 Soos, what's wrong? 73 00:04:20,763 --> 00:04:24,331 It's, uh, it's nothing. I, uh... 74 00:04:24,367 --> 00:04:26,733 I gotta go fix a pipe or something. 75 00:04:28,504 --> 00:04:30,270 Whoa, did you guys see Soos? 76 00:04:30,306 --> 00:04:33,340 What happened to... Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 77 00:04:33,376 --> 00:04:35,609 Okay, you guys didn't know, so it's not your fault, 78 00:04:35,645 --> 00:04:37,544 but Soos hates his birthday. 79 00:04:37,580 --> 00:04:39,613 - What? - It's a total mystery. 80 00:04:39,649 --> 00:04:41,582 I guess he's been like this since he was a kid. 81 00:04:41,617 --> 00:04:43,584 Some weird personal biz. 82 00:04:43,619 --> 00:04:45,686 There's gotta be something we can do. 83 00:04:45,721 --> 00:04:48,656 - We've tried everything. - I even petitioned the government 84 00:04:48,691 --> 00:04:50,524 to have this day removed from calendars. 85 00:04:50,559 --> 00:04:52,393 Now I'm not allowed on airplanes. 86 00:04:57,466 --> 00:04:58,599 I don't know, guys, 87 00:04:58,634 --> 00:05:00,567 maybe we should just leave him alone, you know? 88 00:05:00,603 --> 00:05:02,403 No one should be alone on their birthday. 89 00:05:02,438 --> 00:05:05,406 There's got to be a way to cheer him up. We just need to try harder. 90 00:05:05,441 --> 00:05:06,607 You're right, Dipper! 91 00:05:06,642 --> 00:05:09,510 It's time for us to bring out the big guns. 92 00:05:11,514 --> 00:05:14,448 All right, guys, blindfold me once, shame on you, 93 00:05:14,483 --> 00:05:16,316 blindfold me twice... Wait a minute. 94 00:05:16,369 --> 00:05:17,618 Hot dog smell? 95 00:05:17,653 --> 00:05:19,720 Sticky floors? Future sounds? 96 00:05:22,324 --> 00:05:24,625 Laser Tag? I love Laser Tag. 97 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:26,326 How did you guys know? 98 00:05:26,362 --> 00:05:28,595 Um. We definitely didn't rifle through your wallet. 99 00:05:30,666 --> 00:05:32,599 Welcome to the year 8,000. 100 00:05:32,635 --> 00:05:34,635 Society? Collapsed. 101 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:37,304 Fog machines? Everywhere. 102 00:05:37,339 --> 00:05:39,640 Are these walls just mattresses spray-painted purple? 103 00:05:39,675 --> 00:05:41,608 I think this place used to be a mattress store. 104 00:05:41,644 --> 00:05:44,545 I don't know, guys, I'm not sure I'm up for this today. 105 00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:46,714 Don't worry, Soos. As soon as you start playing with us, 106 00:05:46,732 --> 00:05:48,449 you're gonna have a great time. 107 00:05:48,484 --> 00:05:51,485 We promise, no matter what happens we won't leave your side. 108 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:54,321 Well, I guess, I could give it a shot. 109 00:05:54,356 --> 00:05:55,456 Prepare for laser battle 110 00:05:55,491 --> 00:05:56,657 in three, two... 111 00:05:59,528 --> 00:06:03,664 Uh-oh. Better tie down these cowboys. 112 00:06:07,369 --> 00:06:10,404 Whoa! This is even cooler than I imagined. 113 00:06:10,439 --> 00:06:13,373 Look how real these laser guys are. 114 00:06:14,477 --> 00:06:15,676 Kick deflected. 115 00:06:15,711 --> 00:06:18,378 Thank you for buying Digicod, the smart codpiece. 116 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:21,381 - Wait, what? - Oh, no. 117 00:06:21,417 --> 00:06:23,383 Soos! 118 00:06:23,385 --> 00:06:25,552 Mabel? Dipper? Dudes? 119 00:06:25,588 --> 00:06:26,720 Soos! 120 00:06:26,756 --> 00:06:30,324 Nice try, but that's solid timetanium, kid. 121 00:06:30,359 --> 00:06:32,459 There's only one way out of here. 122 00:06:32,495 --> 00:06:34,328 Through me! 123 00:06:35,698 --> 00:06:39,650 Oh, uh, sorry. Come on. 124 00:06:39,702 --> 00:06:43,303 Through me! And that's what it would have been like 125 00:06:43,339 --> 00:06:45,706 if I'd just gotten it right the very first chance, 126 00:06:45,741 --> 00:06:47,441 but it still is effective. 127 00:06:50,958 --> 00:06:53,249 The time traveler guy! 128 00:06:53,285 --> 00:06:55,418 What did you say your name was again? 129 00:06:55,454 --> 00:06:58,121 Blendo? Blondin? 130 00:06:58,156 --> 00:07:00,156 - Blarblar. - There it is. 131 00:07:00,192 --> 00:07:03,159 It's Blendin! Blendin Blenjamin Blendin. 132 00:07:03,195 --> 00:07:06,012 How could you not know my name after you ruined my life? 133 00:07:07,098 --> 00:07:08,998 Initiate flashback! 134 00:07:09,034 --> 00:07:11,134 It was after you stole my time device 135 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:12,986 to win your stupid pig. 136 00:07:13,021 --> 00:07:15,371 I was cast out of the time anomaly removal crew... 137 00:07:15,407 --> 00:07:17,240 my whole life's purpose. 138 00:07:17,275 --> 00:07:18,374 And then I was given 139 00:07:18,410 --> 00:07:21,211 ten squared life sentences in time prison. 140 00:07:21,246 --> 00:07:24,180 I've spent every day since then planning my vengeance. 141 00:07:26,284 --> 00:07:30,186 And now finally, it has come! 142 00:07:30,222 --> 00:07:32,206 Look, we're sorry about all that, but we're in 143 00:07:32,207 --> 00:07:34,190 the middle of something really important right now. 144 00:07:34,226 --> 00:07:35,358 It's our friend's birthday today, 145 00:07:35,393 --> 00:07:37,327 and we promised we wouldn't leave his side. 146 00:07:37,362 --> 00:07:40,997 What? You think some dumb birthday matters right now? 147 00:07:41,032 --> 00:07:45,201 - Do you know where you are? - Welcome to Globnar! 148 00:07:54,229 --> 00:07:58,081 - Is this a reality show? - Are we in Japan? 149 00:07:58,116 --> 00:08:01,951 It's gladiatorial time combat! 150 00:08:04,990 --> 00:08:08,157 The winner gets a precious time wish 151 00:08:08,159 --> 00:08:10,326 and then decides the loser's fate. 152 00:08:10,362 --> 00:08:12,161 N-N-No! Please! 153 00:08:17,035 --> 00:08:19,903 And the two of you are officially challenged. 154 00:08:19,938 --> 00:08:22,171 Dundgren! Get me my war paint. 155 00:08:22,224 --> 00:08:23,373 Dipper, we need a way out of here. 156 00:08:23,408 --> 00:08:28,378 - But how? - I have an idea. 157 00:08:28,413 --> 00:08:31,014 Hang in there, Soos, we're coming for you. 158 00:08:31,049 --> 00:08:34,050 Dipper? Mabel? Requesting back-up. 159 00:08:34,085 --> 00:08:35,118 Ah! Ah! 160 00:08:35,153 --> 00:08:36,953 Oh! Ah! Oh, no. 161 00:08:36,988 --> 00:08:40,390 - Laser Robbie. - Dudes? 162 00:08:43,995 --> 00:08:47,964 Oh, my stars. Could it be my little, um... 163 00:08:47,999 --> 00:08:51,167 Lolphy! It's me. 164 00:08:51,202 --> 00:08:56,358 Your great-great-great-great- great-great-great 165 00:08:56,399 --> 00:08:59,775 grandmother from the past times. 166 00:09:01,179 --> 00:09:02,178 Gam-gam? 167 00:09:03,982 --> 00:09:06,149 Yeah, neon green is good. This is a good color for me. 168 00:09:06,184 --> 00:09:08,184 It's fierce... Huh? What? No! 169 00:09:08,219 --> 00:09:11,054 You can't let them escape! Stop there! 170 00:09:11,056 --> 00:09:12,956 Gam-gam, how could you? 171 00:09:12,991 --> 00:09:15,191 I ain't no one's Gam-gam, sucka! 172 00:09:15,226 --> 00:09:17,110 You just got time tricked! 173 00:09:17,145 --> 00:09:19,362 - No! - No! 174 00:09:19,397 --> 00:09:21,965 Hurry! Back to Soos' birthday. 175 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,100 Okay. I think I've got it. 176 00:09:29,975 --> 00:09:34,410 - Uhh. Are we back? - Oh, no! Look! 177 00:09:34,446 --> 00:09:36,980 Mable, the laser place is a mattress store. 178 00:09:37,015 --> 00:09:39,349 - We went too far in the past. - Time travel. 179 00:09:39,384 --> 00:09:44,287 Man, why you gotta be so complicated? Huh? 180 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:47,256 Looks like they overshot their destination by 10 years. 181 00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:50,059 I don't see them. You better find those kids! 182 00:09:50,095 --> 00:09:51,961 You'll get your justice, Blendin. 183 00:09:51,997 --> 00:09:54,130 I'm gonna keep stammering until you find them. 184 00:09:57,435 --> 00:09:59,402 - I hate that guy. - Let's move. 185 00:10:02,273 --> 00:10:05,074 Yeah! 186 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:07,110 Okay, we just got to go forward 10 years. 187 00:10:07,145 --> 00:10:10,079 We can be back before Soos even realizes we were gone. 188 00:10:10,115 --> 00:10:13,282 Oh, no! The timey thing. It's busted. 189 00:10:13,318 --> 00:10:16,419 - Can you fix it? - Maybe. I'll need some tools. 190 00:10:16,454 --> 00:10:20,256 And I think I know where to get some. 191 00:10:22,293 --> 00:10:25,178 Let's try to lay low. We don't want to change the future. 192 00:10:25,213 --> 00:10:28,348 Or cause the future. I forget how this works exactly. 193 00:10:28,383 --> 00:10:30,967 Wow, 10 years in the past. 194 00:10:30,969 --> 00:10:33,386 Everything is samey but also differenty. 195 00:10:33,838 --> 00:10:37,140 ♪ Doppity-doppity-doo ♪ Yeah! 196 00:10:37,175 --> 00:10:41,277 Look out Broadway, here I come. 197 00:10:41,312 --> 00:10:46,215 - This dream goes nowhere, Toby! - Aww, marbles. 198 00:10:47,452 --> 00:10:49,318 Whoa. Oops. Sorry. 199 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,988 My friend thinks you're cute. 200 00:10:52,023 --> 00:10:55,124 - Oh, my gosh. Tambry, shut up. - Ow! Hey! 201 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,359 Thank you. 202 00:10:56,394 --> 00:11:00,063 I mean you're super young, so this is weird. 203 00:11:00,098 --> 00:11:01,998 Now you know how she feels, creep. 204 00:11:02,033 --> 00:11:05,268 Yeah, I... Huh. Wow. 205 00:11:05,303 --> 00:11:07,203 Wow. 206 00:11:07,238 --> 00:11:10,106 Schlep right up, ladies and gentlemen, 207 00:11:10,141 --> 00:11:11,274 to see my latest attraction. 208 00:11:11,309 --> 00:11:15,111 - All right, the coast is clear. - Now is our chance. 209 00:11:20,085 --> 00:11:22,118 Ha! Bingo! 210 00:11:22,153 --> 00:11:23,386 All right, let's see. 211 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:27,190 Aw, come on, candy. Fall. Fall. 212 00:11:27,225 --> 00:11:28,357 Allow me. 213 00:11:28,393 --> 00:11:30,393 You just need to know a guy on the inside. 214 00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:33,062 Bippity-boop-womp! 215 00:11:33,098 --> 00:11:34,063 Jackpot! 216 00:11:36,101 --> 00:11:39,335 Thanks, dawg. You must be some kind of genius. 217 00:11:39,370 --> 00:11:41,404 All right, I think I've got this thing working. 218 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,973 Dipper, Dipper, look. 219 00:11:44,008 --> 00:11:45,308 No way. 220 00:11:47,178 --> 00:11:50,113 Mi precioso, you keep wandering off. 221 00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:52,014 You don't want to be late for your big day. 222 00:11:52,050 --> 00:11:54,083 Sorry, abuelita. 223 00:11:54,119 --> 00:11:56,319 Big day? This could be the birthday 224 00:11:56,354 --> 00:11:58,321 where that personal biz went down. 225 00:11:58,356 --> 00:12:01,257 We could finally find out why Soos hates his birthday. 226 00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:03,259 All right, but let's be quick. 227 00:12:03,294 --> 00:12:05,962 I want a piece of birthday cake! 228 00:12:08,066 --> 00:12:10,299 Who's a handsome birthday boy? 229 00:12:10,335 --> 00:12:12,135 It's you! 230 00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:14,370 Soos, you are such a ladies' man. 231 00:12:14,405 --> 00:12:16,405 They're my cousins, grandma. Gross. 232 00:12:16,441 --> 00:12:18,975 I got you a race car cake. 233 00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:20,409 Man, I don't know why Soos hates his birthdays. 234 00:12:20,445 --> 00:12:21,410 This looks great. 235 00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:25,348 Sorry, dude, but could you move seats? 236 00:12:25,383 --> 00:12:28,217 - That's the seat of honor. - Uh, who's it for? 237 00:12:28,253 --> 00:12:31,154 Oh. Heh. It's for my dad, actually. 238 00:12:31,189 --> 00:12:34,257 I haven't seen him in, like, 8 years, but he's coming today. 239 00:12:34,292 --> 00:12:36,292 That must be him! 240 00:12:44,018 --> 00:12:46,435 All right, Soos, today's the big day. 241 00:12:46,471 --> 00:12:48,437 Be cool. Be cool. 242 00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:55,111 Postcard for... Soos. 243 00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:04,086 "See you next year for sure. Dad." 244 00:13:04,122 --> 00:13:07,256 Hey, don't sweat it, cuz. You'll see him next year. 245 00:13:07,292 --> 00:13:10,993 Ha. Yeah, next year. 246 00:13:14,065 --> 00:13:17,200 I'm gonna go lay down. You party without me, dudes. 247 00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,334 Wait, what about your presents? 248 00:13:18,369 --> 00:13:19,368 Yay-uh. 249 00:13:22,407 --> 00:13:25,241 So that's why Soos hates his birthday. 250 00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:28,110 It's the day he realized his dad wasn't coming back. 251 00:13:28,146 --> 00:13:31,147 So how much partying can fix that? 252 00:13:31,182 --> 00:13:33,708 Dorks. Young Robbie. 253 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,382 Ay, Soos' father is a dead-beat. 254 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:48,225 Soos, I made you cookies shaped like dinosaurs. 255 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,360 I don't want cookies. I want to see dad again. 256 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:53,564 And he wants to see you. He's just... busy. 257 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,533 - Busy in New Orleans? - Ay. Yes. 258 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,570 Trust me, you will feel better one day. 259 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,409 - Ohh, this is awful. - We promised Soos a happy birthday, 260 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:07,344 but how can we give him that now? 261 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,413 This goes beyond anything we know how to fix. 262 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,481 - This way! - Mabel, hide! 263 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:18,188 They've got to be around here somewhere. I think I heard them! 264 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,490 Freeze! 265 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,361 Trace their chrono-signatures. 266 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:27,497 Man, the sooner I defeat those kids in Globnar, 267 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,533 the sooner I can win my time wish. 268 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,535 Tell you what I'd do if I had a time wish. 269 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,238 Retire early, spend more time with the kids. 270 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,306 Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah with the kids? 271 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,609 Don't you know a time wish can literally do anything? 272 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:41,595 Any impossible problem solved, just like that. 273 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,447 I mean, imagine the possibilities. 274 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,549 Wait, Mabel, that's it, the time wish. 275 00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:47,484 If we defeat Blendin in that space battle... 276 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:48,585 Then we can wish 277 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,255 that Soos' dad came to his 12th birthday. 278 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,156 And Soos' birthdays would be fixed forever... 279 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,258 all of them! 280 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,526 But do you really think we can win Globnar? 281 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,395 It's the only chance we have. 282 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:03,299 Besides, it's for Soos. He would do the same for us. 283 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:08,205 Here we are, Blendin. We surrender. 284 00:15:08,257 --> 00:15:09,573 - It's them! - Freeze! 285 00:15:09,591 --> 00:15:11,208 Careful, they're from the past. 286 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,377 They might have powder muskets or slap bracelets. 287 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,212 Look, guys, no tricks this time. 288 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,513 We're ready to challenge you, okay? 289 00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:19,216 Yes! Let the Globnar begin. 290 00:15:19,268 --> 00:15:22,486 Prepare for Globnar! 291 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,356 Hey, turns out I can mute him. 292 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:30,193 - Man, I wish we'd known that earlier. - Initializing. 293 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:41,405 Globnar! Globnar! Globnar! Globnar! 294 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:53,216 Silence! 295 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,418 Whoo! Oh, yeah! 296 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,455 That is one big baby. 297 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,390 Welcome, Globnar tributes. 298 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:04,094 I have a very important nap to get to, so let's make this quick. 299 00:16:04,146 --> 00:16:06,263 You each have a chance to settle your time-feud 300 00:16:06,315 --> 00:16:08,465 through gladiatorial combat. 301 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,434 You will have until time baby finishes 302 00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:13,303 drinking the cosmic sand in this hourglass. 303 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:14,438 No! 304 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,106 Come on. It's good for you. 305 00:16:16,158 --> 00:16:17,190 Waah! 306 00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:19,794 Get ready, kids. When I get that time wish, 307 00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:21,111 you'll wish you were never born. 308 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,579 Or rather, you'll wish you were born, 309 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:24,498 because I'm gonna wish you were never born! 310 00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:28,318 - Dream on! There's two of us. - And we have hair! 311 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:31,421 Oh... oh, yeah? Well, I have training! 312 00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:35,459 What do you think I did in prison all that time? 313 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,460 Uh-oh. 314 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,346 Let the Globnar begin! 315 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,421 Yeah! 316 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,502 Globnar! 317 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:24,441 Very good. You have escaped the Cyclocks. 318 00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:27,244 Yes! Blendin for the almost-win! 319 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:32,099 There is only one final challenge for Globnar. 320 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,185 An ancient game, thousands of years old, 321 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,388 chosen for its exemplification of pure strategy. 322 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:42,192 The ancient art of Laser Tag! 323 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:48,165 The one who touches the victory orb first will win. 324 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,600 Laser Tag? Seriously? 325 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,270 Oh, I know it doesn't seem that challenging now, 326 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,539 but just wait until they turn on that fog machine. 327 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,207 You'll be done for. 328 00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,276 - You just wait until you... - Hit. 329 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,261 Hit, hit, hit, hit. 330 00:18:01,296 --> 00:18:03,480 - Oh, man. - Mabel, grab the orb! 331 00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:05,115 Got it. 332 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,137 It is finished! 333 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,427 No! 334 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,429 - No! No! - Yes! Yes! 335 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,365 You have made victory in Globnar. 336 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,317 Before I give you your time wish, 337 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:28,238 tell us what fate do you decide for the loser? 338 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:32,108 - Oh, jeez. - Death! 339 00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,544 - Mabel. - Sorry. Got carried away. 340 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:38,331 So Blendin did try to wish us out of existence, 341 00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:41,117 but it was kind of our fault for ruining his life. 342 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:44,354 Yeah, and he's kind of too sad to be a real bad guy. 343 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,356 Maybe if we treat him right in the present, 344 00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,258 he'll turn out better in the future. 345 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,360 Okay, as long as you keep an eye on him, 346 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:53,396 we'd like to set Blendin free and restore his position 347 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,298 at the time anomaly correction unit. 348 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:59,135 - And give him pretty hair. - So be it. 349 00:19:00,355 --> 00:19:03,173 What? You'd do that for me? 350 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:06,376 I got my job back! I feel like hugging somebody. 351 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:09,179 - I can kill you in eight different ways. - Yes, sir. 352 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:14,201 Now, children, what is it that you want for your time wish? 353 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,487 Thank you, but the wish isn't for us. 354 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,557 Not you? But then who? 355 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:24,227 Who is worthy to receive such power? 356 00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:27,230 Dipper? Mabel? 357 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,533 Ah, who am I kidding? I'm not up for this. 358 00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,469 Heads, I stay. 359 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,238 Tails, I go make myself some dinosaur shaped cookies. 360 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:45,115 Huh. That's unconventional. 361 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,486 - Soos! - Guys! 362 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,122 We're so sorry we left you hanging, dude. 363 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,224 We got caught up in this time travel junk. 364 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:55,525 And there was a time cyclops. 365 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:56,526 And don't forget about the 366 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,161 - time race. - Time race. 367 00:19:58,196 --> 00:19:59,529 But the point is, Soos, 368 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:02,132 we think we know how to fix your birthday. 369 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,366 Whoa. Really? 370 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:06,436 Wait, you guys did all of that for me? 371 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:10,423 And that's not all. Behold your time wish, 372 00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:14,611 the power to alter time, paradox-free, in any way you choose. 373 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:16,964 We think the only thing that can make you happy 374 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,282 - is meeting your dad. - But the choice is yours. 375 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:22,152 You mean, I can finally see my dad by touching this thing? 376 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,187 And you guys battled through time and space 377 00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:25,355 just to get this for me? 378 00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:29,526 What are you waiting for, Soos? 379 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:33,229 All right. Here goes nothing. 380 00:20:38,287 --> 00:20:39,252 - Wait, what? - What the... 381 00:20:39,288 --> 00:20:41,504 Bam! Fixed you up. Enjoy, dudes. 382 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,540 But, Soos, what about meeting your dad? 383 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,642 Well, birthdays are supposed to be spent 384 00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,444 with the people who care about you. 385 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,645 But you know what? 386 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,214 That dude didn't care about me enough to visit me once, 387 00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:53,617 let alone fight monsters through time and space like you dudes. 388 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,553 I mean, you had a gladiator fight just to make me happy. 389 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,555 I've been being ridiculous this whole time. 390 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,590 Whoever my dad was, he could take a hike. 391 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:04,227 I know who my family is now, and it's you dudes. 392 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,429 Thanks for giving me the best birthday ever. 393 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,331 Are you kidding me? 394 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,433 Do you have any idea what you've just wasted? 395 00:21:10,452 --> 00:21:13,136 Do you know how many have died to get a time wish? 396 00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:14,604 The wars that were started? 397 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,172 Oh, that's not all, dudes. 398 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,540 I also wished for the slice of infinite pizza. 399 00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:18,575 Watch. 400 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,579 And it can do that for, like, infinity. 401 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:25,582 Phew! That's a good time wish. 402 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,151 There's still 10 minutes before Laser Tag closes. 403 00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:30,220 - You dudes want to play? - Yeah. 404 00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:33,523 Happy birthday, Soos. 405 00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:35,625 Whoa. Thought I heard an explosion. 406 00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,160 Whoa, what's this? 407 00:21:38,051 --> 00:21:40,069 Mystery Shack? 408 00:21:40,314 --> 00:21:43,149 That is it! You are single-handedly 409 00:21:43,151 --> 00:21:45,484 the worst handyman I've ever seen. 410 00:21:45,535 --> 00:21:47,369 Uh, hey, excuse me, sir. 411 00:21:47,404 --> 00:21:50,289 Hey you, gumdrop, think you can fix a golf cart? 412 00:21:50,323 --> 00:21:53,159 - Well, I don't know if I... - Boom, you're hired. 413 00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:54,627 One size fits all. 414 00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,545 Step right up to the Mystery Shack, folks. 415 00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:58,146 Step right up. 416 00:21:58,495 --> 00:22:01,288 sync & correction by f1nc0 - Addic7ed.com ~