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♪ TA DUM,
LOCKING UP ♪

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( chittering )

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SHOO, POSSUM, SHOO:

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GIT, McGUCKET: GIT!

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♪ TA DUM, TA DUM
GOOD NIGHT, DINER:

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GOOD NIGHT, TREES:

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GOOD NIGHT: TINY MEN
STEALING MY PIE:

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WAIT: WHAT?

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LIFT WITH YOUR KNEES:
NO, YOUR KNEES:

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IF I GO ONE MORE
HOUR WITHOUT EATING:

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I'M GONNA RESORT
TO CANNIBALISM:

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MA'AM.

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( shrieks )
LITTLE MAGIC MEN:

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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
WHAT DO I DO?

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YES, HI.
I'D LIKE TO REPORT SOMETHING.

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I'M AT GREASEY'S DINER.

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YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHAT I'VE WITNESSED.

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IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
IT'S INDESCRIBABLE.

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IT'S...
( screaming )

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IT IS UNSEEN:

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WELL, BACK TO PIE:

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I WAS THIS CLOSE
TO EATING YOU, STEVE:

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♪

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ALL RIGHT, AUTHOR:
WHO ARE YOU?

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WHO ARE:

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BLECCCH!
( coughs )

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NOT AGAIN:

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HEY, BRO-BRO:
LOOK WHAT I GOT:

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YAY, A FILTHY
GREEN BOTTLE:

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IT'S A BOTTLE MESSAGE
FROM MERMANDO: REMEMBER?

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HE WAS PART FISH:
PART SHIRTLESS GUY:

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( gasps ) WHAT IF HE WANTS
TO GET BACK TOGETHER?

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I WOULDN'T GET
YOUR HOPES UP, MABEL:

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TOO LATE:
HOPES ARE WAY: WAY UP!

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( squeals excitedly )

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"DEAR MABEL..."
SO FAR SO GOOD:

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"IT IS WITH
A HEAVY HEART:."

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SO FAR, SO GOOD:

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"THAT I MUST INFORM YOU,
I'M GETTING MARRIED"?

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AND THERE IT IS:

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"IN ORDER TO PREVENT
AN UNDERSEA CIVIL WAR:

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ARRANGED WEDDING:
QUEEN OF THE MANATEES:."

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AND SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

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OH, MABEL: YOU'LL
GET OVER HIM EVENTUALLY:

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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
DIPPER:

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ON MY FIRST DAY HERE:
I MADE THIS PAGE FOR
SUMMER ROMANCES:

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LOOK AT MY LUCK:

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TURNED OUT TO BE GNOMES:
CHILD PSYCHO:

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MADE OUT WITH
HIS OWN HANDS:

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AND NOW:

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I WISH I COULD JUST
FORGET ABOUT THEM FOREVER:

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HEY, IF IT'S
ANY CONSOLATION:

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MY SUMMER MISSION
ISN'T A HUGE
SUCCESS EITHER:

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I'M STILL TRYING TO FIND
THE AUTHOR OF THIS JOURNAL:

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WITH HIS LAPTOP SMASHED:

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I'VE LOST ANY LEAD
IN FINDING HIM:

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WAIT A MINUTE:
DIPPER: LOOK!

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- THROUGH YOUR BOTTLE?
- JUST DO IT:

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"McGUCKET LABS."

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WAIT: OLD MAN McGUCKET?

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DIPPER: YOU DON'T THINK...

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COULDN'T BE.

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DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE,
UNLESS:

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THIS MATCHES
WITH THIS:

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THIS GOES OVER HERE:

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AND THEN THE NAME:
SO THAT WOULD MEAN

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OLD MAN McGUCKET
WROTE THE JOURNAL?

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<i>♪ AM I BLANCHIN: GIRL,</i>
<i>WE BLANCHIN' ♪</i>

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♪
<i>A MANSION ♪</i>

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♪ AM I BLANCHIN: GIRL,
WE BLANCHIN' ♪

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♪ I LIVE UP IN
A MANSION ♪

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UGH! I CAN'T GET
THAT TERRIBLE SONG
OUT OF MY HEAD:

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YOU MEAN "STRAIGHT BLANCHIN'"
BY LI'L BIG DAWG?

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IT'S THE CATCHIEST
SONG OF THE SUMMER:

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WHAT IS BLANCHIN'?

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RAPPERS CAN'T JUST
MAKE UP WORDS:

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RAPPERS ARE VISIONARIES:
WENDY:

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IF THEY TOLD ME
TO EAT MY OWN PANTS:

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I WOULD DO IT:

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<i>♪ EAT YOUR OWN PANTS:</i>
<i>EAT YOUR OWN PANTS ♪</i>

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I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE:

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WENDY, SOOS: WE NEED TO
GO SEE OLD MAN McGUCKET:

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- WE'LL EXPLAIN
ON THE WAY:
- GAH!

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HEY, WHAT ABOUT WORK?

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KIDS!

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WHY IS SOOS
EATING HIS OWN PANTS?

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OLD MAN McGUCKET:
ARE YOU HERE?

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HERE, HILLBILLY:
BILLY, BILLY, BILLY:

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( laughing )

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TOOK AN HOUR
TO THINK OF THIS:
BUT IT WAS WORTH IT:

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Both: HA!

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GET OUTTA HERE:
YOU SALT LICKIN:

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HORNSWAGGLIN:

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McSUCKIT:
THEY GOT ME GOOD:

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VISITORS!

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COME, COME:
PULL UP SOME RUSTY METAL:

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YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
FOR MY HOURLY TURF WAR
WITH THE HILLBILLY

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WHAT LIVES IN
MY MIRROR:

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QUIT STARIN' AT ME
WHEN I BATHE!

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YOU CAN DROP
THE ACT, McGUCKET:

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I KNOW YOU'RE
THE AUTHOR:

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YOU STUDIED THE
MYSTERIES OF THIS
TOWN AND WROTE THIS BOOK:

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DUDE: YOU'RE THE GENIUS
DIPPER'S BEEN SEARCHING
FOR ALL SUMMER:

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UH, GENIUS?

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I'M NO GENIUS.

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I NEVER DONE NOTHIN'
WORTHWHILE IN MY LIFE:

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EVERYONE KNOWS
I'M NO GOOD TO NOBODY.

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I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHAT I USED TO BE:

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BUT I MUST'VE BEEN A BIG
FAILURE TO END UP LIKE THIS:

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BUT THE LAPTOP HAS
YOUR NAME ON IT:

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WHAT ABOUT THIS BOOK?
ARE YOU SURE YOU
DIDN'T WRITE IT?

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HERE, LOOK CLOSELY:

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I TOLD YOU:
I DON'T RECALL.

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EVERYTHING BEFORE
1982 IS JUST A BLUR:

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JUST A HAZY:

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( shrieks )
THE BLIND EYE!

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ROBES. THE MEN:
MY MIND:

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- THEY DID SOMETHING:
- WHO DID?

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I... OH,
I DON'T RECALL.

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OH, YOU POOR OLD MAN:

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NO WONDER YOUR MIND'S ALL
( blows raspberry).

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YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH
SOMETHING INTENSE:

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WHAT IF McGUCKET
LEARNED SOMETHING

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HE WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO KNOW:

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AND SOMEONE, OR SOMETHING:
MESSED WITH HIS MIND?

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WE'VE GOT TO GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS:

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THINK, DUDE:
WHAT IS THE EARLIEST
THING YOU CAN REMEMBER?

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UH, THIS IS:
I THINK:

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Wendy:
THE HISTORY MUSEUM:

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THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING.

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<i>♪ AM I BLANCHIN: GIRL,</i>
<i>WE BLANCHIN' ♪</i>

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UGH, SOOS!

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UGH!

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I'LL BUY YOU
A NEW ONE:

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HELLO? ANYONE HERE?

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ALL RIGHT:
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED

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FOR ANYTHING
SUSPICIOUS:

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( sighs )

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MABEL: ARE YOU OKAY?

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YOU JUST WALKED BY
A CAT WITHOUT PETTING IT:

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OH, WENDY: EVERYTHING
I LOOK AT

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REMINDS ME OF
MY FAILED ROMANCES:

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THAT FORMALDEHYDE HEART:

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THAT ROMANTIC DIORAMA:

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EVEN THIS POSTER OF
MY MOST RECENT EX-CRUSH:

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AW, COME ON!

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SO YOUR LAST
MEMORY WAS HERE:

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- ANYTHING COMING BACK?
- GUYS: LOOK!

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Dipper:
HEY, WHO'S THERE?

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WELL, KETTLE MY CORN:
HE VANISH-IFIED:

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IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

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WHERE DID HE GO?

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I FEEL LIKE
ALL THESE EYEBALLS

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ARE A-WATCHIN' ME.

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WAIT:

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THEY ARE:

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MOVE ASIDE:

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JACKPOT!

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A SECRET PASSAGEWAY:

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WE'LL HAVE TO BE
STEALTHY:

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I'LL HAMBONE A MESSAGE
IF THERE'S TROUBLE.

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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THAT MEANS:

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( voices chanting )

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( chanting continues )

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WHO IS THE SUBJECT
OF OUR MEETING?

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( gasping )

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THIS WOMAN:

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LAZY SUSAN?

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WHAT IS IT
THAT YOU HAVE SEEN?

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All: SPEAK!

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UH, WELL: UH,
I WAS LEAVING THE DINER:

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AND I SAW THESE LITTLE
BEARDED DOODADS:

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AND I WAS, LIKE:
"WHAAAA?"

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THERE, THERE:

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YOU WON'T BE
"LIKE WHAAAA"

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FOR MUCH LONGER:

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WHAT IS THAT GIZMO?

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IT LOOKS LIKE
A HAIR DRYER:

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ARE YOU GUYS BARBERS?

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( screaming )

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LAZY SUSAN: WHAT DO YOU
KNOW OF LITTLE BEARDED MEN?

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MY MIND IS CLEAR:

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THANKS TO THE SOCIETY
OF THE BLIND EYE:

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All: IT IS UNSEEN:

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OH, MY GOSH:

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THEY ERASED
LAZY SUSAN'S MEMORY.

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GUYS: ARE YOU
SEEING THIS?

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THEY JUST WIPED
LAZY SUSAN'S MEMORY.

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THEY SHOULD'VE WIPED OFF
THAT AWFUL MASCARA:

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I THINK SHE
LOOKS BEAUTIFUL:

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SHE'S DOING THE BEST
SHE CAN, SOOS:

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WHOA: TOUCHED
A NERVE THERE:

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LAZY SUSAN:
HOW DO YOU FEEL?

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I FEEL GREAT!

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I CAN'T EVEN
REMEMBER WHAT WAS WRONG:

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OR WHAT I'M DOING HERE,

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OR IF I'M
A MAN OR A WOMAN:

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YOUR MEMORIES
WILL BE SAFE WITH US:

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BURIED IN THE HALL
OF THE FORGOTTEN:

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Robed Men: INTO THE HALL
OF THE FORGOTTEN:

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INTO THE HALL
OF THE FORGOTTEN:

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GOOD CHANTING, BOYS:
HAVE YOU BEEN PRACTICING?

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( all gasping )

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MEETING ADJOURNED:

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- UNSEE YOU LATER:
- UNSEE YOU LATER:

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UNSEE YOU LATER:

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UNSEE YOU LATER:

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AMAZING:

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A SECRET SOCIETY
OF EVIL MIND ERASERS:

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I'LL BET THEY ERASED
YOUR MEMORY A LONG TIME AGO:

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IF WE COULD FIND
WHERE YOUR MEMORIES
HAVE BEEN HIDDEN:

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IT COULD BE THE KEY
TO UNLOCKING

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ALL THE MYSTERIES
OF GRAVITY FALLS:

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ALL RIGHT:
MABEL, WENDY:
YOU TWO STAY HERE

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AND MAKE SURE THOSE
ROBE GUYS DON'T COME BACK.

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WHOOO! GIRLS CLUB:

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SOOS: YOU, ME,
AND McGUCKET

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ARE GONNA GO FIND
THE HALL OF THE FORGOTTEN:

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- ( sucking sound )
- WHOA!

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FOLLOW THAT HAT!

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Robed Man: HALT!
IS SOMEONE THERE?

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AAH! WHAT DO WE DO?
WHERE DO WE GO?

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MAN, THESE ARE
REALLY POORLY MADE:

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I COULD'VE SWORN
I HEARD SOMEONE:

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PROBABLY JUST
THE JANITOR

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KISSING THAT WAX
SETTLER WOMAN AGAIN:

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WOOF! REMIND ME TO
ERASE THAT FROM MY MEMORY:

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WHEW! THERE IT IS:

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HURRY!

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HONEY FOGELIN:
SALT LICKIN' SKULLDUGGERY.

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MAN, YOU HAVE GOT TO
TEACH ME SOME OF THOSE
OLD-MAN SWEAR WORDS:

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( sighs )

234
00:11:01,172 --> 00:11:02,604
I JUST DON'T
GET IT, WENDY:

235
00:11:02,606 --> 00:11:05,371
I HUG A LOT: I CAN
BURP THE ALPHABET:

236
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,304
I HAVE SCRATCH
AND SNIFF CLOTHING:

237
00:11:07,306 --> 00:11:08,504
WHY DOES EVERY BOY
LEAVE ME?

238
00:11:08,506 --> 00:11:11,104
PFFT: WHO CARES?
BOYS ARE THE WORST:

239
00:11:11,106 --> 00:11:12,304
YOU SHOULDN'T GET
HUNG UP: MAN.

240
00:11:12,306 --> 00:11:14,604
MAYBE I COME ON
TOO STRONG: YOU KNOW?

241
00:11:14,606 --> 00:11:16,304
WELL: WHAT'S
YOUR OPENER?

242
00:11:16,306 --> 00:11:17,504
PRETEND I'M A BOY.

243
00:11:17,506 --> 00:11:20,337
MMM, TESTOSTERONE:
( spits )

244
00:11:20,339 --> 00:11:23,070
( loudly ) HI. I'M MABEL!
I'M 12 AND OWN A PIG!

245
00:11:23,072 --> 00:11:24,704
WANNA GET MARRIED?

246
00:11:24,706 --> 00:11:28,271
( laughs )
HONESTLY? THAT WAS PERFECT:

247
00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:30,304
YOU SHOULD JUST
FORGET ABOUT GUYS: MAN.

248
00:11:30,306 --> 00:11:34,404
WENDY: THAT'S IT.
FORGET ABOUT GUYS:

249
00:11:34,406 --> 00:11:37,137
I JUST NEED TO TYPE
"SUMMER ROMANCES"
INTO THIS THING:

250
00:11:37,139 --> 00:11:39,638
AND I WON'T FEEL
BAD ABOUT THEM ANYMORE:

251
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,538
WHOA, HOLD UP, MABEL:
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT THING DOES:

252
00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:44,204
YOU COULD ACCIDENTALLY
ERASE, LIKE:

253
00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:46,437
LEARNING TO READ
OR BREATHE OR:

254
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,404
OR ONE OF THOSE
TERRIBLE SUMMER SONGS

255
00:11:48,406 --> 00:11:51,237
YOU CAN'T GET
OUT OF YOUR HEAD?

256
00:11:51,239 --> 00:11:53,237
LOOK AT ALL THESE TUBES:

257
00:11:53,239 --> 00:11:55,638
PEOPLE MUST'VE BEEN
GETTING THEIR MEMORIES
ERASED ALL OVER TOWN:

258
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:59,371
WHOA, LOOK AT THIS:

259
00:12:02,739 --> 00:12:05,738
YES, ROBBIE: WHAT IS IT
THAT YOU HAVE SEEN?

260
00:12:12,239 --> 00:12:13,738
ROBBIE:
SPEAK HONESTLY:

261
00:12:15,273 --> 00:12:16,671
WHY ARE THEY ERASING
PEOPLE'S MEMORIES?

262
00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:18,170
I STILL DON'T GET IT.

263
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,037
LOOKY, FELLERS:

264
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:21,571
IT'S THOSE WORDS
WHAT PEOPLE CALL ME:

265
00:12:21,573 --> 00:12:24,404
OH, DUDE, YOUR MEMORIES:
WE DID IT:

266
00:12:24,406 --> 00:12:26,137
GRABBY GRABBY:

267
00:12:26,139 --> 00:12:28,104
( beeping )

268
00:12:28,106 --> 00:12:30,104
I GOT IT!

269
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:37,170
I DON'T KNOW, MABEL.
ARE YOU REALLY SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

270
00:12:37,172 --> 00:12:39,104
ALL IDEAS ARE GOOD IDEAS:

271
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,371
- ( loud beeping )
- DO YOU HEAR THAT?

272
00:12:43,105 --> 00:12:46,237
THE ALARM IN MY BRAIN
IS A-RINGIN' AGAIN. AH!

273
00:12:47,438 --> 00:12:49,237
HALT! WHO'S THERE?

274
00:12:49,239 --> 00:12:51,437
- OH, NO!
- RUN.

275
00:12:51,439 --> 00:12:53,271
GET BACK HERE!

276
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,304
OH, YOU'VE REALLY
TARRED IT UP NOW, FIDDLEFORD:

277
00:12:56,306 --> 00:12:58,271
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT:

278
00:12:58,273 --> 00:13:00,803
WHY DOES MY BEARD
HAVE A BANDAGE?

279
00:13:00,805 --> 00:13:02,271
DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE?

280
00:13:02,273 --> 00:13:03,738
WHY HAS NO ONE
POINTED THAT OUT?

281
00:13:06,771 --> 00:13:09,504
OKAY: I THINK
WE'RE SAFE.

282
00:13:09,506 --> 00:13:11,471
WE PLAYING
"GUESS WHO"?

283
00:13:11,473 --> 00:13:13,304
DUDE: I KNOW
IT'S YOU, DIPPER.

284
00:13:13,306 --> 00:13:15,237
SUCH BIG, STRONG HANDS:

285
00:13:19,138 --> 00:13:22,437
( chanting )

286
00:13:22,439 --> 00:13:24,803
YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE COME HERE:

287
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,471
WE DO NOT GIVE UP
OUR SECRETS LIGHTLY:

288
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,437
WHO ARE YOU
BATHROBE-WEARING FREAKS?

289
00:13:29,439 --> 00:13:31,404
WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?

290
00:13:31,406 --> 00:13:33,237
WHAT'S WITH YOUR CREEPY
BRITISH ACCENT?

291
00:13:33,239 --> 00:13:37,770
WELL: I SUPPOSE WE ARE GOING
TO ERASE YOUR MINDS ANYWAY:

292
00:13:37,772 --> 00:13:39,671
Mabel:
TOBY DETERMINED?

293
00:13:39,673 --> 00:13:41,237
Dipper:
BUD GLEEFUL?

294
00:13:41,239 --> 00:13:42,803
Wendy:
THAT FARMER GUY?

295
00:13:42,805 --> 00:13:45,037
CREEPY DUDE WHO
MARRIED A WOODPECKER?

296
00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:46,737
YOU, TOO?
HOW'S THAT MARRIAGE
GOIN: BY THE WAY?

297
00:13:46,739 --> 00:13:48,737
OH, GREAT, GREAT:

298
00:13:48,739 --> 00:13:50,671
( whispering )
NOT GREAT:

299
00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:53,104
AND YOU'VE NEVER
MET ME BEFORE:

300
00:13:53,106 --> 00:13:56,037
AND IF YOU HAD:
YOU WOULDN'T REMEMBER.

301
00:13:56,039 --> 00:13:57,604
I AM BLIND IVAN:

302
00:13:57,606 --> 00:14:02,404
AND WE ARE THE SOCIETY
OF THE BLIND EYE:

303
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:05,170
FORMED MANY YEARS AGO
BY OUR FOUNDER:

304
00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:08,204
OUR FOUNDER: DOES
ANYONE REMEMBER WHO HE WAS?

305
00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:12,037
WE'VE BEEN USIN'
THAT RAY ON OUR OWN
BRAINS AN AWFUL LOT:

306
00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:14,604
WHY WOULD YOU DO ALL THIS?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GAIN?

307
00:14:14,606 --> 00:14:16,538
AS YOU HAVE
NO DOUBT DISCOVERED:

308
00:14:23,439 --> 00:14:27,137
SO OUR FOUNDER INVENTED
THE NEXT BEST THING—

309
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:36,104
BY ERASING THE MEMORIES OF THE
<i>STRANGE THINGS THEY'VE SEEN.</i>

310
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,770
AND AS A PERK:
WE HELP OURSELVES

311
00:14:43,772 --> 00:14:45,770
FORGET THINGS THAT
TROUBLE US:

312
00:14:45,772 --> 00:14:48,170
EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING
THEY'D RATHER FORGET.

313
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:49,770
IN FACT: YOUR OWN SISTER

314
00:14:49,772 --> 00:14:52,204
WAS ABOUT TO USE
THAT RAY ON HERSELF:

315
00:14:52,206 --> 00:14:53,170
ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

316
00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:55,170
MABEL? SERIOUSLY?

317
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:57,571
HA-HA. MAYBE:

318
00:14:57,573 --> 00:14:59,204
DON'T YOU SEE?
THIS IS RUINING LIVES:

319
00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:01,204
WHAT ABOUT
OLD MAN McGUCKET?

320
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:03,104
HE LIVES IN A HUT
AND TALKS TO ANIMALS:

321
00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:04,237
THANKS TO YOU:

322
00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:05,337
DON'T YOU FEEL
BAD ABOUT THAT?

323
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,471
MMM, MAYBE A LITTLE:

324
00:15:08,505 --> 00:15:10,471
BUT NOT ANYMORE:

325
00:15:10,473 --> 00:15:13,304
YOU WON'T BE TELLING ANYONE
ELSE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED HERE.

326
00:15:13,306 --> 00:15:16,371
SAY GOOD-BYE
TO YOUR SUMMER:

327
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,571
GUYS: IF WE'RE GONNA
FORGET EVERYTHING:

328
00:15:18,573 --> 00:15:20,670
I GOT SOME STUFF I WANNA
GET OFF MY CHEST:

329
00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:23,137
MABEL, FOR HALF THE SUMMER:
I THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS MAPLE:

330
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,371
LIKE THE SYRUP:
NO ONE CORRECTED ME:

331
00:15:25,373 --> 00:15:27,770
I ONLY LOVE
SOME OF MY STUFFED ANIMALS:

332
00:15:27,772 --> 00:15:30,170
AND THE GUILT
IS KILLING ME!

333
00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:33,271
SOMETIMES I USE BIG WORDS
AND I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW
WHAT THEY MEAN:

334
00:15:33,273 --> 00:15:35,337
I MEAN: I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE THE SMART GUY:

335
00:15:35,339 --> 00:15:37,137
IF I'M NOT THE SMART GUY,
WHO AM I?

336
00:15:37,139 --> 00:15:38,770
OKAY: I'M NOT
ACTUALLY LAID BACK:

337
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,603
I'M STRESSED,
LIKE: 24/7.

338
00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,137
HAVE YOU MET MY FAMILY?

339
00:15:42,139 --> 00:15:44,404
( all talking at once )

340
00:15:45,804 --> 00:15:48,571
OH, STOP BEING
A BUNCH OF BABIES:

341
00:15:49,539 --> 00:15:51,204
- OWIE!
- ( all gasping )

342
00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:53,371
All: McGUCKET?

343
00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:55,803
I RAIDED THE MINING
DISPLAY FOR WEAPONS:

344
00:15:55,805 --> 00:15:58,104
NOW FIGHT LIKE
A HILLBILLY, FELLERS:

345
00:16:00,704 --> 00:16:02,538
NOBODY BETTER MESS:

346
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:06,037
THEY KNOW TOO MUCH:
DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!

347
00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:08,538
GET THIS SONG
OUTTA YOUR HEAD:

348
00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:11,304
DYSENTERY'S GONNA
GET YOU, DAWG:

349
00:16:11,306 --> 00:16:14,070
I GOTTA GET
THE MEMORY TUBE:

350
00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:15,037
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

351
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:16,670
( shrieks )

352
00:16:16,672 --> 00:16:18,237
MABEL, CATCH:

353
00:16:20,305 --> 00:16:22,803
I'LL TAKE THAT,
THANK YOU:

354
00:16:22,805 --> 00:16:24,504
GIVE IT UP: BOY.

355
00:16:24,506 --> 00:16:26,237
YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR
THE UNSTOPPABLE POWER OF:

356
00:16:28,338 --> 00:16:30,703
THAT'S RIGHT, I DON'T WEAR
NOTHIN' UNDER MY ROBE.

357
00:16:30,705 --> 00:16:32,703
NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE
FOR THAT:

358
00:16:32,705 --> 00:16:35,104
MAYBE Y'ALL SHOULD APOLOGIZE
FOR BEIN' A BUNCH OF PRUDES.

359
00:16:35,106 --> 00:16:36,237
All: EWW!

360
00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:38,404
TIME TO ERASE
THAT FOREVER:

361
00:16:38,406 --> 00:16:40,770
- GIVE ME THAT TUBE:
- NEVER!

362
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,637
THAT MEMORY BELONGS
TO McGUCKET:

363
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,037
THE SOCIETY'S SECRETS
BELONG TO US:

364
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,204
END OF THE LINE:

365
00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:58,837
BY TOMORROW: THIS WILL
ALL SEEM LIKE A BAD DREAM:

366
00:16:58,839 --> 00:17:02,803
SAY GOOD-BYE TO
YOUR PRECIOUS MEMORIES:

367
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,037
NO!

368
00:17:08,105 --> 00:17:11,703
McGUCKET: YOU TOOK
A BULLET FOR ME:

369
00:17:11,705 --> 00:17:14,204
OH, MY GOSH!
ARE YOU OKAY?

370
00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:16,070
OKAY AS I'LL EVER BE.
( laughs )

371
00:17:16,072 --> 00:17:17,271
WHAT?

372
00:17:17,273 --> 00:17:21,737
WHY... ISN'T...
THIS: WORKING?

373
00:17:21,739 --> 00:17:24,337
HIT ME WITH
YOUR BEST SHOT, BALDY:

374
00:17:24,339 --> 00:17:27,037
MY MIND'S BEEN GONE
FOR 30-ODD YEARS:

375
00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:29,770
YOU CAN'T BREAK
WHAT'S ALREADY BROKEN.

376
00:17:33,472 --> 00:17:35,471
SAY GOOD NIGHT:
SALLY:

377
00:17:43,205 --> 00:17:44,637
UNHAND US!

378
00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:47,137
IT ISN'T SO FUN
BEING TIED UP: IS IT?

379
00:17:47,139 --> 00:17:49,304
- HEY, WANNA DRAW
ON THEIR FACES?
- WHAT?

380
00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:52,037
- TRA-LA-LA:
- HEY, STOP THAT!

381
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,304
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

382
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:55,770
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY.

383
00:17:55,772 --> 00:17:57,470
IT'S, LIKE,
OBJECTIVELY FUNNY:

384
00:17:57,472 --> 00:17:59,703
WE'LL HAVE OUR REVENGE.

385
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:02,104
WE'LL NEVER FORGET
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

386
00:18:02,106 --> 00:18:04,037
OH, I THINK
YOU JUST MIGHT:

387
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,437
SAY CHEESE:

388
00:18:05,439 --> 00:18:07,104
( all protesting )

389
00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:13,037
THANKS FOR VISITING
THE MUSEUM FOR GOLD MINER
APPRECIATION NIGHT:

390
00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:15,537
BE SURE TO TIP
THE GOLD MINER
ON YOUR WAY OUT:

391
00:18:15,539 --> 00:18:17,803
I'M SORRY,
BUT WHAT'S MY NAME?

392
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,603
WHERE AM I?

393
00:18:19,605 --> 00:18:22,104
OH, MIGHT HAVE
OVERDONE THAT ONE:

394
00:18:22,106 --> 00:18:24,737
YOUR NAME IS
TOOT-TOOT McBUMBERSNAZZLE:

395
00:18:24,739 --> 00:18:26,803
YOU'RE A TRAVELING
BANJO MINSTREL:

396
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,770
WITH A SONG
IN YOUR HEART

397
00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:30,570
AND FUNNY TATTOOS
ON YOUR HEAD:

398
00:18:30,572 --> 00:18:34,770
YES, I AM TOOT-TOOT
McBUMBERSNAZZLE: CHEERS!

399
00:18:34,772 --> 00:18:36,703
♪ TOOT-TOOT
IS MY NAME ♪

400
00:18:36,705 --> 00:18:38,803
ALL RIGHT:
McGUCKET:

401
00:18:38,805 --> 00:18:41,204
ARE YOU READY
TO SEE YOUR MEMORIES?

402
00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:42,436
FIND OUT WHO
YOU REALLY ARE?

403
00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:44,737
I'M NOT SO SURE.

404
00:18:44,739 --> 00:18:46,404
WHAT IF I DON'T
LIKE WHAT I SEE?

405
00:18:46,406 --> 00:18:48,803
WE'VE COME
ALL THIS WAY:
GO ON.

406
00:18:54,638 --> 00:18:57,337
<i>FIDDLEFORD HADRON McGUCKET:</i>

407
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,304
( all gasping )

408
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,870
SWEET SARSAPARILLA:

409
00:19:19,772 --> 00:19:21,803
<i>OF WHAT I'VE DONE.</i>

410
00:19:29,705 --> 00:19:32,370
<i>I CAN'T RECALL A THING.</i>

411
00:19:48,705 --> 00:19:51,104
<i>I'VE BEEN FORGETTING</i>

412
00:19:56,505 --> 00:19:58,403
<i>MY HAIR'S BEEN</i>
<i>A-FALLIN' OUT,</i>

413
00:20:02,206 --> 00:20:06,637
<i>( maniacal giggling</i>
<i>and speaking gibberish )</i>

414
00:20:12,205 --> 00:20:15,170
OH, McGUCKET:
I'M SO SORRY.

415
00:20:16,571 --> 00:20:18,737
AW, HUSH:

416
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,637
YOU KIDS HELPED ME
GET MY MEMORIES BACK:
JUST LIKE YOU SAID:

417
00:20:20,639 --> 00:20:23,637
BUT DID YOU WANT
THOSE MEMORIES BACK?

418
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,770
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS:
I FINALLY KNOW WHO I AM:

419
00:20:26,772 --> 00:20:29,037
MAYBE I MESSED UP
IN THE PAST:

420
00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:30,637
BUT NOW THAT I SEEN
WHAT HAPPENED:

421
00:20:30,639 --> 00:20:32,703
I CAN BEGIN TO PUT
MYSELF TOGETHER AGAIN:

422
00:20:34,671 --> 00:20:37,503
STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS:

423
00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:39,603
SO, WAIT: YOU WEREN'T
THE AUTHOR: BUT YOU
WORKED WITH HIM:

424
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,137
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHO HE WAS?

425
00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:42,637
IT'S BEGINNING
TO COME BACK:

426
00:20:42,639 --> 00:20:44,470
BUT I NEED MORE TIME:

427
00:20:44,472 --> 00:20:47,603
AND READING GLASSES:
HECK!

428
00:20:47,605 --> 00:20:49,803
( spits ) I GOT SOME
REMEMBERIN' TO DO.

429
00:20:49,805 --> 00:20:52,070
SO, MABEL:
YOU STILL WANNA ERASE

430
00:20:52,072 --> 00:20:54,737
THOSE FAILED
SUMMER ROMANCES?

431
00:20:58,638 --> 00:21:02,537
YOU KNOW: NO ONE LIKES
HAVING BAD MEMORIES:

432
00:21:02,539 --> 00:21:05,070
BUT MAYBE IT'S BETTER
TO REMEMBER THE BAD THINGS

433
00:21:05,072 --> 00:21:06,537
AND LEARN FROM THEM

434
00:21:06,539 --> 00:21:09,403
THAN TO GO ALL
DENIAL CRAZY TRYING TO FORGET:

435
00:21:09,405 --> 00:21:11,603
THAT'S SOME MATURE
JUNK RIGHT THERE, MABEL:

436
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,670
YEP. MISS MATURE:
THAT'S ME.

437
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,537
HEY, YOU WANNA HELP ME
VANDALIZE THIS PICTURE

438
00:21:15,539 --> 00:21:16,637
OF MY JERKY EX-CRUSH?

439
00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:18,336
OOH, YEAH!

440
00:21:18,338 --> 00:21:20,436
WAIT: LET'S GIVE HIM
BUCK TEETH:

441
00:21:23,372 --> 00:21:26,803
GOING ON THIS BIG ADVENTURE
ACTUALLY MADE ME GET

442
00:21:26,805 --> 00:21:29,537
- THAT STUPID SONG
OUT OF MY HEAD:
- Soos: NICE:

443
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:32,336
<i>♪ AM I BLANCHIN: GIRL,</i>
<i>WE BLANCHIN' ♪</i>

444
00:21:32,338 --> 00:21:33,503
OH, COME ON!

445
00:21:33,505 --> 00:21:36,037
IT'S ALL SO FAMILIAR.

446
00:21:36,039 --> 00:21:38,737
IT'S ALMOST LIKE
I CAN REMEMBER:

447
00:21:40,371 --> 00:21:42,436
ALL RIGHT:
YOU'RE GETTING CLOSER.

448
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,104
EVERY DAY:
IT'S GETTING STRONGER.

449
00:21:49,604 --> 00:21:51,436
HA! YES! AH!

450
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,603
I DON'T CARE
IF IT'S DANGEROUS.

451
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,137
I DON'T CARE
HOW LONG IT TAKES:

452
00:21:56,139 --> 00:21:57,570
I'M GONNA PULL THIS OFF,

453
00:21:57,572 --> 00:22:00,303
AND NO ONE'S GONNA
GET IN MY WAY: