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All right, Mabel,
today is the big day.

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Big day!

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Soos finally
fixed up the laptop.

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If this thing works,

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we could learn the identity
of the author

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and unravel the greatest
mysteries of Gravity Falls.

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You ready?

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Oh, I'm ready, baby.

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Ma-ma.

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This is it.
This is it.

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Ha, ha! It worked!

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Blip, blap,
bloobity bloop, twins.

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Ugh!
Of course, a password.

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Don't you worry, bro bro.

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With your brains
and my laser focus,

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there is literally nothing
that can distract us from...

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Did you hear that?

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♪ All my life
I've been dreaming ♪

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♪ Of a love
that's right for me ♪

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♪ And now I finally
know her name ♪

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♪ And it's... ♪
Sing it with me kids...

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♪ Literacy ♪

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I finally understand
what all the buzz is about.

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Reading.

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Give me some of that honey.

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Ba bump.
Ba bump.

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Oh, boy.

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Corrections by XhmikosR
www.addic7ed.com

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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Just when I was getting
over Mermando,

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of course, you show up
at my doorstep.

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Oh, yeah, I forgot
about Mermando.

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Did not care for Mermando.

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Okay, this cryptology book says
there's 7.2 million 8-letter words.

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I'll type, you read.
Okay, Mabel?

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Mabel?

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♪ And that's why we don't
stick our hands in... ♪

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♪ Other people's mouths ♪

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Hey, I'm Gabe Benson, y'all.
Goodnight.

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Hey, good job today, you guys.

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You were late on your cue.

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What?

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Hey, hey.
Be good to each other.

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We're all stars.

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Hey!
Guess who's Mabel?

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I am!
Care to learn more?

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I bet you do.
You like to learn.

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And I'm up.

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Oh, hey, I'm Gabe,
master of puppets.

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Nice to meet you.

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You're amazing
with those puppets.

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Really? A lot of people
think puppets are dumb

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or just for kids or something.

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Are you kidding me?
I'm puppet crazy.

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People call me
"puppet crazy Mabel".

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Really? People used to call me
"puppet crazy Gabe".

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So when's your
next puppet show?

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I mean, you can't
really love puppets,

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if you're not throwing
puppet shows, right.

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Yeah, I mean I'm totally
working on a puppet show.

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Oh, what are the details?

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There are so many details.

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So, how did it go?

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Dipper, how hard do
you think it would be

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to write and compose
a sock puppet rock opera

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and live pyrotechnics
by Friday?

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What?
Mabel, are you serious?

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I don't know what happened.

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I got lost in his eyes
and his ponytail

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and I'm going to be
so embarrassed on Friday

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if I don't have anything.

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But what about cracking
this password?

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You know, mystery twins?

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If you help me with this
for just a couple of days,

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I promise I'll help you
with the password.

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Please.
Pretty please.

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It's for love, Dipper.

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All right, okay.

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Yes!
Thank you.

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This guy, he's number one!

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Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.

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Man, I can't wait to get to
the bottom of this laptop.

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We're close
to something big here.

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I can feel it.

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Ugh!

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Come on.

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All right, the play
is going to be called

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"Glove Story: A Sock Opera".

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Just a warning,
people's eyes will get wet,

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'cause they'll be crying
from laughing,

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from how tragic it is.

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Yeah, that...
that sounds great.

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Come on, Dipper. You just got
to roll with Mabel's craziness.

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It's what makes
life worth living.

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♪ Puppet boy, puppet boy ♪

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♪ You're the boy I... ♪

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♪ Love ♪

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Not even gonna ask.

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Goodnight, my babies.

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Wack, wack, wack, muaah.

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Soon, Gabe Benson.

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Ugh, wrong password.

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Wrong. Wrong! Ugh!

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Don't stay up
all night, Dipper.

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Last time you got
this sleep deprived

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you tried to eat
your own shirt.

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Bleh.

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Just a few more tries.

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Ugh!
I can't take that sound anymore.

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I hate you sound.

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There has to be
some shortcut or clue.

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Who would know
about secret codes?

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I think I know a guy.

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Well, well, well, you're
awfully persistent, Pine Tree.

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Hats off to you.

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You again!

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Did you miss me?
Admit it, you missed me.

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Hardly.
You worked with Gideon.

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You tried to destroy
my uncle's mind.

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It was just a job, kid.
No hard feelings.

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I've been keeping
an eye on you

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since then and I must say,
I'm impressed.

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Really?

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You deserve a prize.

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Here, have a head
that's always screaming.

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The point is, I like you.

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How's about you let me
give you a hint, huh?

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I only ask
for a small favor in return.

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I'd never do a favor for you.

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Don't forget who defeated
you last time.

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Right, you defeated me.

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Well, if you ever
change your mind,

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I'll be here for you
ready to make a deal.

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Hey, want to hear my impression
of you in about 3 seconds.

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Hey, I'm puppet Stan.

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Still ignoring this.

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Hey, Mabel.

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Whoa, bag check
for Dipper's eyes.

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Ha, ha!
Nobody?

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Dipper, I told you to get
some sleep last night.

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Here, wake up
with some Mabel juice.

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It has plastic dinosaurs in it.

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It's like if coffee
and nightmares had a baby.

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Last night I had
a dream with Bill in it.

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Wait, hold up.
The triangle guy?

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He said he'd give me
the code of the laptop

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if I gave him something.

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Like I'd actually
trust Bill, right?

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Don't worry, bro.

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Today is the day that the mystery
twins are back in action.

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I'll help you crack that code.

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I just got to hand off my puppet
stuff to my production crew.

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Production crew?

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We read the script.
Very emotional.

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I cried, like, eight times.

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Hey, ladies.

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Gabe!

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Helps me dry out my ponytail
after a shower.

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Aah. Aah.

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Hoppity boppity.

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It's so great to see you!

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I was just working on the
world's greatest puppet show.

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It has puppets.

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Your passion
is so refreshing, Mabel,

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unlike the girl from
last night's puppet show.

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Single-stitch on one puppet
and cross-stitch on the other?

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I was like, uh-huh.

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Cross... huh?

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Naturally I deleted her off
my cell phone contacts list.

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Naturally.

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I know you won't
let me down though.

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Based on what you
said the other day,

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you must be a puppet expert.

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You know, Gabe,
you look pretty sweaty.

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You should really
take your shirt off.

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Right?

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Aren't we all thinking that?

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Later, ladies.

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Bah!

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We got to up our game, girls.

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Did you hear that thing
he said about the stitches?

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Don't worry, Mabel,
your crew can handle it.

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00:09:04,749 --> 00:09:07,847
How many eyes does
a face have again?

185
00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:11,347
I got it. I got it. Oh!

186
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I'm not okay.

187
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Ah!
Okay, I'm back on fabrication.

188
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Get me my lint roller.

189
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Hey! You just said you
were going to help me!

190
00:09:20,963 --> 00:09:24,714
Dipper, this sock crisis just
bumped up to a code argyle.

191
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The laptop can wait.

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Mabel, do you seriously think that
your random crush of the week

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is more important than uncovering
the mysteries of this town?

194
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- You're obsessed.
- I'm obsessed?

195
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Look at you. You look like a vampire.
And not the hot kind.

196
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But you said you were
gonna help me today.

197
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Well, I can help
you with tickles.

198
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Okay, fine.
You know what?

199
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I'll do it on my own.

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00:09:50,582 --> 00:09:52,880
Passwords, passwords.

201
00:09:52,882 --> 00:09:56,047
Mabel is useless.

202
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Oh, man.

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<i>- Too many failed entries.</i>
- Huh?

204
00:10:00,682 --> 00:10:03,481
<i>Initiate data erase
in 5 minutes.</i>

205
00:10:04,483 --> 00:10:05,911
No! No, no, no.

206
00:10:05,937 --> 00:10:08,972
I'm gonna lose everything?
I only have one more try?

207
00:10:10,647 --> 00:10:12,747
Well, well, well.

208
00:10:12,849 --> 00:10:14,581
Someone's looking desperate.

209
00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:16,547
I thought I told you
to leave me alone.

210
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,713
I can help you, kid.

211
00:10:17,715 --> 00:10:19,514
You just need to hear
out my demands.

212
00:10:19,516 --> 00:10:21,381
Ugh!

213
00:10:21,383 --> 00:10:22,947
What crazy thing do
you want, anyway?

214
00:10:22,949 --> 00:10:24,913
To eat my soul?
To rip out my teeth?

215
00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:28,414
Are you gonna replace my eyes
with baby heads or something?

216
00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:31,514
Yeesh, kid, relax.
All I want is a puppet.

217
00:10:31,516 --> 00:10:34,280
A puppet?
What are you playing at?

218
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Everyone loves puppets.

219
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And it looks to me like
you've got a surplus.

220
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I don't know, man.

221
00:10:39,649 --> 00:10:41,913
Mabel worked
really hard on these.

222
00:10:41,915 --> 00:10:44,547
Seems to me one little puppet
is a small price to pay

223
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to learn all the secrets
of the universe.

224
00:10:46,682 --> 00:10:49,880
Besides, what's your sister
done for you lately?

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How many times have you
sacrificed for her, huh?

226
00:10:52,715 --> 00:10:55,613
And when has she ever
returned the favor?

227
00:11:00,415 --> 00:11:02,214
Tick tock, kid.

228
00:11:03,148 --> 00:11:05,481
Just one puppet?
Fine.

229
00:11:08,215 --> 00:11:09,880
So what puppet are
you gonna pick anyway?

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00:11:09,882 --> 00:11:14,147
Hmm, let's see.
Eenie meenie mynee...

231
00:11:14,149 --> 00:11:15,147
You.

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00:11:15,149 --> 00:11:16,747
What?

233
00:11:17,848 --> 00:11:20,147
What?
This can't be happening.

234
00:11:20,149 --> 00:11:21,747
What did you do to my body?

235
00:11:25,248 --> 00:11:27,613
Sorry, kid, but
you're my puppet now.

236
00:11:30,848 --> 00:11:32,713
Oh, my gosh.
This can't be happening.

237
00:11:32,715 --> 00:11:34,247
This can't be happening.

238
00:11:34,249 --> 00:11:35,414
Wh-whoa.

239
00:11:37,648 --> 00:11:41,580
Man, it's been so long
since I've inhabited a body.

240
00:11:41,582 --> 00:11:42,747
Ooh! Ooh!

241
00:11:43,815 --> 00:11:45,580
Pain is hilarious.

242
00:11:45,582 --> 00:11:49,347
And two eyes?
This thing's deluxe.

243
00:11:49,349 --> 00:11:52,647
Why are you doing this?
I thought we had a deal.

244
00:11:52,649 --> 00:11:55,481
Look, kid, you've been getting
way too close to figuring out

245
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some major answers.

246
00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:59,813
I've got big plans coming and I
don't need you getting in my way.

247
00:11:59,815 --> 00:12:01,713
Destroying that laptop
was a cinch.

248
00:12:01,715 --> 00:12:03,913
Now I just need to
destroy your journal.

249
00:12:03,915 --> 00:12:05,514
Race you to the bottom
of the stairs.

250
00:12:13,714 --> 00:12:16,613
Hey.
Human soda.

251
00:12:16,615 --> 00:12:18,546
I'm gonna drink
it like a person.

252
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,347
So where do you keep
that journal anyway?

253
00:12:23,349 --> 00:12:25,713
It's got to be around
here somewhere.

254
00:12:25,715 --> 00:12:27,381
Boy, these arms are durable.

255
00:12:27,383 --> 00:12:30,546
I've hidden it! Somewhere you'll
never find it in a million years.

256
00:12:30,548 --> 00:12:33,214
Hey, Dipper! I borrowed your journal
to use as a prop in the show.

257
00:12:33,216 --> 00:12:33,906
I hope you don't mind.

258
00:12:33,932 --> 00:12:35,414
I'm gonna go before you
process this sentence.

259
00:12:35,416 --> 00:12:36,780
Okay, bye!

260
00:12:38,315 --> 00:12:41,414
Sure, sounds great, sister.
I'll see you at the show.

261
00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:42,913
Wait.
No, Mabel, don't listen to him.

262
00:12:42,915 --> 00:12:44,180
That's not me.

263
00:12:45,215 --> 00:12:46,214
You've got to hear me.

264
00:12:46,216 --> 00:12:47,480
No, no. Wait. Stop!

265
00:12:49,448 --> 00:12:51,580
Ha, welcome
to the mindscape, kid.

266
00:12:51,582 --> 00:12:54,147
Without a vessel to possess,
you're basically a ghost.

267
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,513
Oh, hi, Dipper.
There you are.

268
00:12:55,515 --> 00:12:56,747
What up, dude?

269
00:12:56,749 --> 00:12:57,847
Soos. Wendy.
Help me.

270
00:12:57,849 --> 00:13:00,813
- We're headed to the theater.
- Need a ride, Dipper?

271
00:13:00,815 --> 00:13:02,913
Anything for you, Red.

272
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,414
I'm gonna stop you, Bill.

273
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,480
I'm gonna find that
journal before you do

274
00:13:06,482 --> 00:13:07,913
and I'm gonna stop you!

275
00:13:07,915 --> 00:13:13,147
But how can you stop
me if you don't exist?

276
00:13:21,382 --> 00:13:22,880
Bill?
Bill!

277
00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:25,613
Got to get my body back before
he does something crazy with it.

278
00:13:29,382 --> 00:13:31,314
Ah, nothing like
the theater, huh, toots?

279
00:13:31,316 --> 00:13:34,147
Hey, Soos, want to hear the exact
time and date of your death?

280
00:13:34,149 --> 00:13:36,247
Okay.

281
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,747
Hey, guys, you all made it.

282
00:13:37,749 --> 00:13:41,713
Are you kidding me? I would
never miss whatever this is.

283
00:13:41,715 --> 00:13:44,381
By the by, Mabel, where'd
you put my journal again?

284
00:13:44,383 --> 00:13:46,647
I used it as a prop
for the big wedding scene.

285
00:13:46,649 --> 00:13:48,381
I still need a reverend though.

286
00:13:48,383 --> 00:13:50,280
Hey, what if I play
the reverend?

287
00:13:50,282 --> 00:13:52,446
I mean, someone's got to
hold that journal, right?

288
00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:53,747
Great. Let's go.

289
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,780
Oh, no, wait.
Mabel!

290
00:14:05,382 --> 00:14:07,147
<i>The show is about to begin.</i>

291
00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:11,247
<i>Please turn off your cell phones,
unless you're texting me, cuties.</i>

292
00:14:16,215 --> 00:14:18,347
Gather around and let us sing

293
00:14:18,349 --> 00:14:22,314
about a girl who had
almost everything.

294
00:14:23,748 --> 00:14:25,347
Look, it's Mabel.

295
00:14:25,349 --> 00:14:27,613
- Hey there.
- Did you say stable?

296
00:14:27,615 --> 00:14:29,247
No, he said Mabel.

297
00:14:29,249 --> 00:14:31,247
Okay, hit it, boys!

298
00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:34,780
♪ Who's that girl
with the pig and the braces? ♪

299
00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:38,380
♪ She put smiles
on everyone's faces ♪

300
00:14:38,382 --> 00:14:41,647
♪ When she's around,
no, you're never bored ♪

301
00:14:41,649 --> 00:14:45,314
♪ I'm a mayor
I'm here for an award ♪

302
00:14:45,316 --> 00:14:46,880
♪ Thank you, mayor ♪

303
00:14:46,882 --> 00:14:49,147
♪ It's true, I'm great ♪

304
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:54,280
♪ But the perfect girl
needs the perfect mate ♪

305
00:14:54,282 --> 00:14:55,380
Hey, what's up?
I'm Gabe.

306
00:14:58,215 --> 00:14:59,980
So, hey, Grendo,

307
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,280
where's that book prop I'm
using for the wedding scene?

308
00:15:02,282 --> 00:15:03,713
It's up in the wedding cake.

309
00:15:03,715 --> 00:15:05,513
But that doesn't come
down until Act 3.

310
00:15:05,515 --> 00:15:07,380
So hold your horses.

311
00:15:07,382 --> 00:15:11,314
Oh, I'll hold my horses.
I'll hold them.

312
00:15:11,316 --> 00:15:12,613
You monster.

313
00:15:14,215 --> 00:15:15,647
Hey, listen.
Have you seen Mabel?

314
00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:17,314
Hmm.

315
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,480
What did Bill say?

316
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,513
I can't be heard
without a vessel?

317
00:15:20,515 --> 00:15:22,214
Where would I find a...

318
00:15:25,181 --> 00:15:26,680
Finally we're together.

319
00:15:26,682 --> 00:15:31,346
I'm sorry, Mabel, but I have
to go fight in the war.

320
00:15:38,282 --> 00:15:40,747
I'll wait for you, Gabe.

321
00:15:40,749 --> 00:15:42,247
I'll wait for you.

322
00:15:42,848 --> 00:15:46,413
<i>Our intermission has begun.
Mill about.</i>

323
00:15:47,749 --> 00:15:50,480
Ooh!
Okay, you can do this, Mabel.

324
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,813
Only 36 more musical numbers.

325
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:57,680
Psst.
Mabel.

326
00:15:59,949 --> 00:16:03,180
It's come to life! The puppet
books didn't warn me about this.

327
00:16:03,182 --> 00:16:07,214
Mabel, it's me, Dipper.
You need to help me.

328
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,279
Wait, what?
Dipper?

329
00:16:09,281 --> 00:16:13,180
But you're so much more
of a sock than usual.

330
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:14,913
Mabel, you have to listen.
Bill tricked me.

331
00:16:14,915 --> 00:16:17,380
He stole my body and now
he's after the journal.

332
00:16:17,382 --> 00:16:19,680
You have to find the journal
before Bill destroys it.

333
00:16:19,682 --> 00:16:22,147
It's the only hope
to get me back in my body.

334
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,913
But my cue's
coming up any minute.

335
00:16:23,915 --> 00:16:26,313
Hey, Mabel,
do you have a moment?

336
00:16:26,315 --> 00:16:27,313
Gabe!

337
00:16:28,315 --> 00:16:30,346
Ow!
Mabel.

338
00:16:30,348 --> 00:16:33,180
Mabel, it's clear to me now
that you really love puppets.

339
00:16:33,182 --> 00:16:34,613
I mean you went whole hog.

340
00:16:34,615 --> 00:16:36,513
And if you stick
the ending, well,

341
00:16:36,515 --> 00:16:38,647
maybe later you could
join me for a biscotti?

342
00:16:39,682 --> 00:16:42,480
You drive a biscotti?

343
00:16:42,482 --> 00:16:43,747
I'll be waiting.

344
00:16:44,914 --> 00:16:47,246
Did you hear that?
He loves it!

345
00:16:47,248 --> 00:16:49,147
This play has to be flawless.

346
00:16:49,149 --> 00:16:50,913
Can't we wait
until after the show?

347
00:16:50,915 --> 00:16:53,913
Mabel, you want me to be
a sock puppet forever?

348
00:16:54,915 --> 00:16:55,913
I'm sorry.

349
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,214
It looks funny
when you're mad.

350
00:17:00,649 --> 00:17:04,847
Just take over for me until
I get back with the book.

351
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:07,214
Little puppet face.

352
00:17:07,216 --> 00:17:10,147
Gabe, you're back
from the war.

353
00:17:10,149 --> 00:17:13,214
Yea, I am. Want to kiss and
sing at the same time?

354
00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:14,580
Okay.

355
00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:18,446
Seriously?

356
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,446
Come on.
Come on.

357
00:17:33,881 --> 00:17:35,513
I hope this kiss never ends.

358
00:17:36,715 --> 00:17:37,888
Come on, come on!

359
00:17:37,914 --> 00:17:39,913
There must be a way to
get Dipper's body back.

360
00:17:39,915 --> 00:17:42,947
Oh-oh, but why would
you want to do that?

361
00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:47,880
Bill-Dipper!
Bipper.

362
00:17:47,882 --> 00:17:49,147
Shh.

363
00:17:49,149 --> 00:17:51,279
You wouldn't
want to ruin the show.

364
00:17:51,281 --> 00:17:52,446
Whoops.

365
00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:54,647
It's slipping.

366
00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:56,346
How's about you
hand that book over?

367
00:17:56,348 --> 00:17:58,913
No way. This is Dipper's.
I'd never give it away.

368
00:17:58,915 --> 00:17:59,947
Hmm.

369
00:17:59,949 --> 00:18:02,647
You didn't seem to have a problem
taking it for your own play.

370
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,246
Or ditching him
when he needed you.

371
00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:06,179
So come to your senses.

372
00:18:06,181 --> 00:18:07,813
Give me the book
or your play is ruined.

373
00:18:09,682 --> 00:18:11,413
There it is.

374
00:18:11,415 --> 00:18:13,179
I mean, who would
sacrifice everything

375
00:18:13,181 --> 00:18:15,313
they've worked for just
for their dumb sibling?

376
00:18:15,815 --> 00:18:17,546
Dipper would.

377
00:18:17,548 --> 00:18:18,546
Eh?

378
00:18:18,548 --> 00:18:19,813
Oh!
Hey! Hey! Hey!

379
00:18:19,815 --> 00:18:21,213
I'm giving you away.

380
00:18:21,215 --> 00:18:23,146
You are a woman now.

381
00:18:23,148 --> 00:18:25,313
Waddles, the rings.

382
00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:26,413
Wait, what?

383
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,713
Oh, no.

384
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:34,413
Get out of my brother's body,
you evil triangle!

385
00:18:34,415 --> 00:18:36,413
Whoa!
Children fighting.

386
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:37,747
I can sell this.

387
00:18:38,714 --> 00:18:41,179
Aah!
You can't stop me.

388
00:18:41,181 --> 00:18:44,179
I am a being of pure energy
with no weakness.

389
00:18:44,181 --> 00:18:47,847
True, but you're
in Dipper's body.

390
00:18:47,849 --> 00:18:50,313
And I know all his weaknesses.

391
00:18:50,315 --> 00:18:51,480
What do you mean his—?

392
00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:52,480
Tickle, tickle.

393
00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:56,546
Aah!
Body spasms.

394
00:18:56,548 --> 00:18:57,713
What are these?

395
00:18:57,715 --> 00:18:59,446
A little note
about the human body.

396
00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:01,980
You haven't slept
in over 24 hours.

397
00:19:01,982 --> 00:19:03,446
Also, I got a full night's sleep

398
00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:05,613
and I'm on four
mega shots of Mabel juice.

399
00:19:06,682 --> 00:19:08,446
What is this feeling?

400
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,747
My body is burning.

401
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:13,246
I can't move
these stupid noodle legs.

402
00:19:13,248 --> 00:19:15,546
Curse you,
useless flesh sticks.

403
00:19:15,548 --> 00:19:17,880
Body shutting down,

404
00:19:17,882 --> 00:19:21,513
must scratch,
mosquito bites.

405
00:19:26,814 --> 00:19:29,146
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Hey!

406
00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:33,146
What?

407
00:19:33,148 --> 00:19:34,146
Yes!

408
00:19:34,148 --> 00:19:39,246
I'm in my own body and it's just
as underwhelming as I remember.

409
00:19:40,315 --> 00:19:41,346
Everything hurts.

410
00:19:45,147 --> 00:19:47,847
This isn't the last
you'll hear of me.

411
00:19:47,849 --> 00:19:49,346
Big things are coming.

412
00:19:49,348 --> 00:19:50,813
You can't stop me.

413
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,446
I'm sorry, Gabe.

414
00:20:21,914 --> 00:20:23,513
Don't worry.

415
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,847
I've seen enough movies
to know this is the part

416
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:29,613
where the audience thinks it was
all part of the show and loves it.

417
00:20:29,615 --> 00:20:31,446
Cue applause!

418
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:40,613
Gabe!

419
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,546
Stick around
for the wrap party?

420
00:20:42,548 --> 00:20:44,546
We got mini quiches.

421
00:20:44,548 --> 00:20:46,480
Don't speak to me, Mabel.

422
00:20:46,482 --> 00:20:48,747
You've made a mockery
of my art form.

423
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:50,213
Let's go, my loves.

424
00:20:52,649 --> 00:20:54,880
Did he just make out
with his puppets?

425
00:20:54,882 --> 00:20:57,580
I might have dodged
a bullet there.

426
00:21:00,481 --> 00:21:01,546
Oof!

427
00:21:01,548 --> 00:21:03,480
Mabel,
I'm sorry about all this.

428
00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:05,413
It's my fault
your puppets got ruined.

429
00:21:05,415 --> 00:21:07,179
Well, one of them survived.

430
00:21:07,181 --> 00:21:09,146
And she has something
to say to you.

431
00:21:09,148 --> 00:21:11,246
I'm sorry, Dipper.

432
00:21:11,248 --> 00:21:14,647
I spent all week
obsessing over a dumb guy.

433
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:18,346
But the dumb guy I should
have cared about was you.

434
00:21:18,348 --> 00:21:19,346
Bah!

435
00:21:19,348 --> 00:21:21,179
Mystery twins.

436
00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:22,647
Mystery twins.

437
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,146
Ow!

438
00:21:24,148 --> 00:21:25,813
What did Bill do to my hand?

439
00:21:25,815 --> 00:21:26,847
Aah!

440
00:21:26,849 --> 00:21:28,680
Nothing
a little sleep can't fix.

441
00:21:28,682 --> 00:21:31,813
Come on, bro bro,
let's go home.

442
00:21:31,815 --> 00:21:33,613
Seriously, I need to
go to the hospital.

443
00:21:33,615 --> 00:21:35,279
Hey, Dipper.

444
00:21:35,281 --> 00:21:38,647
What did one sock puppet say
to the other sock puppet?

445
00:21:38,649 --> 00:21:39,680
I don't know, Mabel.

446
00:21:39,682 --> 00:21:40,747
What?

447
00:21:40,749 --> 00:21:43,613
You look like
you could use a hand.

448
00:21:47,214 --> 00:21:49,647
That joke
was really something.

449
00:21:49,649 --> 00:21:51,847
Yeah, something terrible.

450
00:21:57,570 --> 00:22:03,564
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