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Who wants Stan-cakes?
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They're like pancakes, but they
probably have some of my hair in 'em.
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Pass.
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It's here! Oh, it's here! It's here!
It's here! It's here!
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I've been waiting all morning
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and it's finally here!
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The Gravity Falls Gossiper
accepted my article
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about summer fashion tips
for squirrels.
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My picture is gonna be
in the newspaper!
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"Pacifica Northwest declares
V-necks the look of the season."
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What am I looking at here?
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Wha-wha-what?
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Looks like someone bought
their way to the front page.
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Is it legal for a child
to wear that much make-up?
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Ugh. Pacifica.
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She always ruins everything.
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Aww, cheer up, Mabel.
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I mean, no one even reads
newspapers anymore.
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Dudes!
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V-neck season is upon us!
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Who wants to help me get
ahead of the fashion curve?
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I'm taking it one step further
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with the W-neck!
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Must. Follow.
Newspaper.
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I need something to get
my mind off this.
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MAN: ( on TV )
Looking for a distraction
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from your horrible life?
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Why, yes!
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Victory.
Honor.
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Destiny.
Mutton.
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These old timey sounding words
are alive and well
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at the Gravity Falls
Royal Discount Putt Hutt!
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No mutton available
at snack shop.
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Hey, Mabel,
you love mini-golf!
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She's been amazing at it
since we were kids.
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What do you say, Mabel?
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We've had a stressful
couple of days.
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How about
we take a break, huh?
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Would kicking all our butts
at mini-golf cheer you up?
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Maybe a little.
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Come on, Mabel!
Victory!
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Honor!
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Destiny!
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Mutton!
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ALL: Victory! Honor!
Destiny! Mutton!
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Victory! Honor!
Destiny! Mutton!
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MAN: And the pig can look
after the house.
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ALL: Ooh!
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Ah, Mini-Golf.
The sport of mini-champions.
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The grass is fake
but the fun is real.
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There's something here
for everyone.
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( Snickers )
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Hey, you, stop!
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Come back here!
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Hey, those are
lewd hand gestures!
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Focus, focus, and...
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Don't worry, bro, you're still
"ext-roar-dinary"!
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I'll take what I can get.
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To the hip we go, and...
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Wha—
How'd I get here?
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Yes!
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Holy smokes!
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Someone in our family
actually has talent.
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Grunkle Stan,
you ain't seen nothin' yet!
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♪ She's so good, yeah ♪
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♪ Lookin' to hit that ball ♪
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♪ She's got the skills ♪
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♪ Takin' it to the hole ♪
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Guys, this is amazing.
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If Mabel gets
a hole-in-one here,
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she'll beat her
all time high score!
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MABEL: You can do it, Mabel. Pretend
the ball is Pacifica's face.
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( clanking )
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Aw, nuts!
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( Crowd exclaims )
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( crowd murmuring )
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Ah, don't worry about it, kid.
The thing's random.
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Yeah, besides
the Bermuda's Triangle,
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how mini golf works
is the world's greatest mystery.
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As far as I'm concerned,
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you're still better than
anyone else is Gravity—
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( all gasp )
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Oh, would you look at that?
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I didn't know it was
"hobos golf free" day.
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Pacifica!
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Well, if it isn't
the Pines family.
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Fat, old, lame, braces.
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Soos, would it be wrong
to punch a child?
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I've got this.
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Hey, Pacifica, how's that whole
your-family-being-frauds thing
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working out for you?
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Great, actually.
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That's the thing about money.
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It makes problems go away.
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Well, can't buy you skill.
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You walked into the game
of the mini golf champion.
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Sergei!
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This is Sergei, my trainer.
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The Sportlympics had
mini golf once.
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I took gold!
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So if you don't mind moving out of
the way of the professionals...
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( bell ringing )
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Enjoy second place.
Give her a hand, folks!
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( Crowd chattering )
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I want a rematch,
you— you—
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walking one dimensional bleached
blonde valley girl stereotype!
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( Crowd gasps )
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Like, let's do this.
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Hear ye! Hear ye!
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Honk! Honk! Ow!
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Stop at once!
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The park is now closed
due to weather.
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The King of Mini Golf
has spoken.
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Oh, the King is down!
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This isn't over.
You. Me. Midnight.
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We'll see who's best.
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I'll be here.
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( Thunder crashing )
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I'll be here.
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Peh, peh!
Hair in my mouth. Peh!
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( Sighs )
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Time to scratch mini golf off
my talents list.
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Aww, don't give up, Mabel.
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Yeah, if you beat her at this, she
could never rag on you again.
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Imagine it.
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Um, the section for ugly
grandma clothes is over there.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, the section for people who
lost at mini golf is over there!
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We came as fast as we could.
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We heard a little girl
got seriously burned!
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TOGETHER: Oh!
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I'm ruined!
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Up top!
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TOGETHER: Yay!
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You're right, guys.
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I just need to practice
a little more before midnight.
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Go to the golf course
after dark, you say?
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I don't know.
We'd have to break in and—
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Just kidding!
Let's break in!
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( Tires screeching )
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Oh, and, hey, Mabel!
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Knock her dead, kid.
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( Windmill squeaking )
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Darn!
Poo-peck-darn!
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Ugh!
I don't get it!
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What is wrong with this hole?
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( Squeaking )
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( thudding )
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Did you hear that?
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What?
What is it?
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( Whispers )
Grab your club.
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( Creatures humming )
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( gasp )
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( all screaming )
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( all screaming )
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( panting )
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We good?
We good?
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Hi! Hello! I'm Franz.
And welcome to our home.
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What is this?
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Yeah.
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Are you guys tiny humans?
Or enormous mini-humans?
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Neither.
We're lilli-putt-tians!
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Lilli— Lilli-putt...
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The name makes more sense
written out than spoken.
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And we control the balls!
Behold!
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BOTH: Wow!
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( Yodeling )
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That's incredible!
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And so needlessly complicated.
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Aw, shucks.
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It's only our
life-long passion!
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Would you like us
to elaborate through song?
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( Begins singing )
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Nah, we're good.
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( Sigh )
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00:09:00,026 --> 00:09:02,593
So what are you hugelings
doing here anyway?
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We kind of have to play
this golf tournament
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against my rival, Pacifica.
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00:09:06,599 --> 00:09:08,132
Oh, rivals.
Rivals, rivals.
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00:09:08,134 --> 00:09:10,935
Oh, we know all about rivals.
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Put a clog in it,
ya windmill lubbers!
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00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:19,910
These really bottom popinjays are
terrible at controlling the balls!
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00:09:19,912 --> 00:09:22,847
We are the ball masters, says I!
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00:09:22,849 --> 00:09:24,815
( Pirates laughing
and cheering )
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Shut your mouths,
you showboating pirates!
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Everyone knows the Eiffel
Tower hole is the best!
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Stay thee your comments,
ye scurrilous Frenchmen!
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None controllable is better
than the knights of...
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Wiener castle.
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Who wrote this?
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We'll settle
which hole is best!
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Attack!
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Charge!
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00:09:47,039 --> 00:09:49,306
Ooh, I'm shiverin'
in me timbers.
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Get ready to die!
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Long live the mini king!
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Die, you evil scum!
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Ow!
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Yarr!
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( Yells )
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00:10:01,754 --> 00:10:03,220
( quacking )
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00:10:03,222 --> 00:10:05,789
( screaming )
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00:10:05,791 --> 00:10:06,857
(laughs )
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00:10:06,859 --> 00:10:08,225
These guys are a riot.
206
00:10:08,227 --> 00:10:11,028
Guys, guys, calm down.
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00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:13,964
Your fighting is
inadvertently adorable.
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00:10:13,966 --> 00:10:17,134
Adorable we are, hugeling,
but our tale, less so.
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00:10:17,136 --> 00:10:19,770
Every hole in the park thinks
that it's superior.
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00:10:19,772 --> 00:10:23,374
From the cowboys in the east to
the grimy minors of the south.
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00:10:23,376 --> 00:10:26,911
If only there was some way
to decide which side is best
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with maybe an award or,
like a trophy.
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00:10:28,948 --> 00:10:29,947
I don't know.
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00:10:29,949 --> 00:10:32,016
But, Franz, look!
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00:10:34,086 --> 00:10:37,922
The sticker.
The sticker could decide!
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00:10:37,924 --> 00:10:39,990
It does say "the best" on it.
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00:10:39,992 --> 00:10:41,358
Decide for us, hugeling.
218
00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:45,896
Choose which mini kingdom to give
the sticker to and end our war!
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00:10:45,898 --> 00:10:46,964
( Mini people cheering )
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00:10:46,966 --> 00:10:47,965
Uh,
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00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:49,233
I don't know, guys.
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00:10:49,235 --> 00:10:53,704
I'm not sure I want to get involved
in your weird mini blood feud.
223
00:10:53,706 --> 00:10:54,772
Psst!
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00:10:54,774 --> 00:10:55,973
Mabel, this is perfect.
225
00:10:55,975 --> 00:10:57,175
These guys control the course.
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00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,009
Just tell them
you'll give the sticker
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to whichever group does
a better job of helping us win.
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00:11:01,714 --> 00:11:03,080
I'm not sure, Dipper.
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00:11:03,082 --> 00:11:07,051
I want to beat Pacifica, but
doesn't this seem like cheating?
230
00:11:07,053 --> 00:11:11,088
Pacifica's rich, Mabel.
She's cheating at life.
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00:11:11,090 --> 00:11:13,157
Hmm.
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00:11:13,159 --> 00:11:14,258
( Blows horn )
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00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:15,359
Thanks, man.
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00:11:15,361 --> 00:11:17,061
People of the 18 holes!
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00:11:17,063 --> 00:11:19,263
We're going to have
a game of mini-golf!
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00:11:19,265 --> 00:11:23,367
And whoever does the best job
helping me win gets the sticker!
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00:11:23,369 --> 00:11:26,303
It'll be us, lass,
not these tulip munchers.
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00:11:26,305 --> 00:11:28,072
I will not be insulted
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00:11:28,074 --> 00:11:31,008
by a man with no depth
perception wearing earrings.
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00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:34,511
Just remember, as long as
you're helping me, no fighting.
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00:11:38,350 --> 00:11:41,018
Dude, I'm cutting
"W" s into all my shirts.
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00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:42,500
Got to give the public
what they want.
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00:11:42,525 --> 00:11:44,221
Well, the kids
are taking their time.
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00:11:44,223 --> 00:11:46,023
Looks like
it's gonna be a while.
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00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,095
( Romantic ballad
playing on radio )
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00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:57,935
Sure are a lot of stars
out tonight.
247
00:11:57,937 --> 00:11:59,603
Well, this is gettin' weird.
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00:12:02,173 --> 00:12:05,309
Now remember, Pacifica,
winning is everything.
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00:12:05,311 --> 00:12:08,012
Oh, oh, and also looks.
Winning and looks.
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00:12:08,014 --> 00:12:10,381
Dad, I've been practicing for,
like, a millions hours, okay?
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00:12:10,383 --> 00:12:11,849
I've got this.
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00:12:11,851 --> 00:12:15,252
Pacifica, darling.
We have a party to go to.
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00:12:15,254 --> 00:12:17,221
We'll just read about
your victory in the paper.
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00:12:18,223 --> 00:12:19,423
Sergei!
( snaps fingers )
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00:12:21,459 --> 00:12:24,795
Oh, and whatever happens,
just remember one thing.
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You're a Northwest.
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00:12:25,965 --> 00:12:27,431
Don't lose.
258
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:32,403
How much do you want to bet
they're no shows?
259
00:12:34,572 --> 00:12:36,073
Looking for someone?
260
00:12:36,075 --> 00:12:38,309
Waiting in the dark
and not creepy at all.
261
00:12:38,311 --> 00:12:39,576
Seriously, though?
262
00:12:39,578 --> 00:12:41,078
I don't know
why you bothered to come.
263
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:45,983
Oh, I guess you could say
we've got a little something.
264
00:12:45,985 --> 00:12:47,484
Right? Right?
265
00:12:47,486 --> 00:12:49,219
( laughs )
266
00:12:49,221 --> 00:12:50,454
( giggle nervously )
267
00:12:51,956 --> 00:12:53,457
Eighteen holes.
Standard rules.
268
00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:56,860
Winner lives in glory.
Loser wallows in eternal shame.
269
00:12:56,862 --> 00:13:00,597
On your mark,
get set, Mini golf!
270
00:13:14,245 --> 00:13:15,346
What?
271
00:13:16,581 --> 00:13:17,848
ALL: Yeehaw!
272
00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:27,991
Out of my way!
273
00:13:27,993 --> 00:13:29,159
( Grunts )
274
00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:33,864
Are you serious?
275
00:13:33,866 --> 00:13:35,232
( Cheering )
276
00:13:36,935 --> 00:13:38,335
Yarr, I say!
277
00:13:43,108 --> 00:13:45,042
( laughs )
Miner hole.
278
00:13:45,044 --> 00:13:47,478
I wonder what cute silly things
are going on down there.
279
00:13:50,649 --> 00:13:54,151
You can't go in there!
There's been a gas leak.
280
00:13:54,153 --> 00:13:56,987
Anyone who goes in there
will die!
281
00:13:56,989 --> 00:13:59,656
( Chattering )
282
00:13:59,658 --> 00:14:00,724
I will take it.
283
00:14:00,726 --> 00:14:02,025
No!
284
00:14:02,027 --> 00:14:04,595
Don't go, Big Henry!
We need you!
285
00:14:04,597 --> 00:14:06,363
Go home, Polly.
286
00:14:13,371 --> 00:14:15,072
Ahem.
287
00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:20,344
Come on, Big Henry.
You can do this.
288
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,414
( Groaning )
289
00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:40,164
Aah! No!
290
00:14:40,999 --> 00:14:43,033
Sergei! Soda! Now!
291
00:14:44,335 --> 00:14:48,005
Okay, guys,
that was badonkulous!
292
00:14:48,007 --> 00:14:49,487
Hey, hey.
Little high fives, everyone.
293
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,755
Little high fives all around.
294
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,010
Nice one. You did it.
You're the man!
295
00:14:53,012 --> 00:14:54,332
I don't want to
call it out early,
296
00:14:54,357 --> 00:14:58,615
but I think the Miners might have
one of these in their future.
297
00:14:58,617 --> 00:15:00,451
( Miners cheering )
298
00:15:03,121 --> 00:15:04,254
Are you kidding me?
299
00:15:04,256 --> 00:15:06,123
After everything
we've worked for?
300
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:07,624
Calm yourself, Franz.
301
00:15:07,626 --> 00:15:10,294
There may be another way
to win the hugelings' favor.
302
00:15:10,296 --> 00:15:11,361
Knock on wood.
303
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,000
There's something going on,
Sergei.
304
00:15:17,002 --> 00:15:21,138
Maybe they has little people
who control where balls go.
305
00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:23,507
We got to get you
English lessons.
306
00:15:23,509 --> 00:15:25,229
I mean, think about it.
I'm globally ranked.
307
00:15:25,254 --> 00:15:26,821
It's ridiculous that
she's beating me.
308
00:15:28,546 --> 00:15:31,982
Ugh, Pitt Cola.
I always forget about the pit.
309
00:15:31,984 --> 00:15:34,685
Get me a different one,
Sergei.
310
00:15:34,687 --> 00:15:35,719
Huh?
311
00:15:35,721 --> 00:15:36,987
( Screams )
312
00:15:41,092 --> 00:15:44,127
I can't wait to see the look on
Pacifica's face when we win.
313
00:15:44,129 --> 00:15:45,369
I'm thinking it will be like...
314
00:15:46,264 --> 00:15:48,031
You know how she does that?
315
00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:51,335
Dipper, is it bad that I feel
good about her feeling bad?
316
00:15:51,337 --> 00:15:53,470
Just enjoy your victory,
Mabel.
317
00:15:53,472 --> 00:15:55,739
Trust me,
Pacifica will be fine.
318
00:15:55,741 --> 00:15:58,141
( Pacifica screams )
319
00:15:58,143 --> 00:16:00,777
What's going on here?
Let me go!
320
00:16:00,779 --> 00:16:03,647
( Screaming )
321
00:16:03,649 --> 00:16:04,748
What did I miss?
322
00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:08,151
Let me go, you creeps!
323
00:16:08,153 --> 00:16:10,020
Welcome, twins!
Welcome!
324
00:16:10,022 --> 00:16:11,462
I can tell
you're loving this, right?
325
00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:13,090
Right? No?
326
00:16:13,092 --> 00:16:14,324
What are you guys doing?
327
00:16:14,326 --> 00:16:16,360
This wasn't part of the deal,
tiny Dutchman!
328
00:16:16,362 --> 00:16:20,330
Okay, so we saw you were favoring
the Miners and we figured,
329
00:16:20,332 --> 00:16:22,299
what's better than
beating Pacifica?
330
00:16:22,301 --> 00:16:23,600
Pfft!
331
00:16:23,602 --> 00:16:25,068
Killing her, right?
332
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:27,571
As if.
I'm calling my parents.
333
00:16:27,573 --> 00:16:28,705
Where is my phone?
334
00:16:28,707 --> 00:16:30,140
( Giggling )
335
00:16:30,142 --> 00:16:30,774
Send.
336
00:16:30,776 --> 00:16:32,309
Hey, hey!
337
00:16:32,311 --> 00:16:34,811
So how about it, hugeling?
Who's the best now?
338
00:16:34,813 --> 00:16:38,382
PIRATE:
Not so fast, landlubbers!
339
00:16:38,384 --> 00:16:40,817
If you're going to
play dirty, so are we.
340
00:16:40,819 --> 00:16:44,154
Now give us the sticker
or he walks the plank.
341
00:16:44,156 --> 00:16:45,355
No, give us the sticker!
342
00:16:45,357 --> 00:16:46,957
The Miners!
The sticker's for the Miners!
343
00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:49,660
Give it to us!
Give it to us!
344
00:16:49,662 --> 00:16:51,295
Remember Big Henry!
345
00:16:51,297 --> 00:16:52,362
Enough!
346
00:16:54,198 --> 00:16:55,465
( Gasps )
347
00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:57,534
You know what?
No one gets the sticker!
348
00:16:57,536 --> 00:16:59,870
( Booing )
349
00:16:59,872 --> 00:17:01,605
No. No. Nuh-uh.
350
00:17:01,607 --> 00:17:03,707
No booing.
Stop. No.
351
00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:06,677
No one gets the sticker
'cause you're all being jerks.
352
00:17:06,679 --> 00:17:08,779
I mean,
why can't you just get along?
353
00:17:08,781 --> 00:17:11,181
Because we hate each other.
354
00:17:11,183 --> 00:17:13,817
That's kinda
how rivalries work, lass.
355
00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:15,185
Well then maybe...
356
00:17:16,187 --> 00:17:17,754
Maybe rivalries are dumb.
357
00:17:17,756 --> 00:17:20,691
Maybe you don't settle them
with petty competitions.
358
00:17:20,693 --> 00:17:25,128
Maybe the only way to be "the
best" is by ending the fighting
359
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:26,296
and working together!
360
00:17:27,665 --> 00:17:29,666
( Gulps )
361
00:17:29,668 --> 00:17:32,336
( mini people gasp
and murmur )
362
00:17:32,338 --> 00:17:33,470
It's all so clear.
363
00:17:33,472 --> 00:17:35,739
If we work together...
364
00:17:35,741 --> 00:17:39,176
Then we can cut open her belly
and get the sticker.
365
00:17:39,178 --> 00:17:41,812
Get the girl!
Slice her open!
366
00:17:43,548 --> 00:17:46,149
You guys aren't appreciating
the lesson here!
367
00:17:46,151 --> 00:17:48,452
ALL: Sticker!
Sticker! Sticker!
368
00:17:51,189 --> 00:17:54,291
( Screaming )
Help!
369
00:17:55,293 --> 00:17:56,593
We've got to get out of here!
370
00:17:56,595 --> 00:17:58,929
I have to save Pacifica first!
371
00:18:10,742 --> 00:18:12,242
After her!
372
00:18:12,244 --> 00:18:14,211
Ah, Mr. Dipper!
Nyet! Nyet!
373
00:18:14,213 --> 00:18:16,513
Don't freak out, man!
The water's shallow!
374
00:18:16,515 --> 00:18:18,482
There is literally
no way to drown.
375
00:18:21,452 --> 00:18:22,586
Seriously?
376
00:18:23,855 --> 00:18:26,256
Ugh, took you long enough.
And watch the earrings!
377
00:18:26,258 --> 00:18:27,724
They're worth
more than your house!
378
00:18:27,726 --> 00:18:30,527
You know, on second thought,
maybe I won't untie you.
379
00:18:30,529 --> 00:18:32,162
Untie me!
Untie me!
380
00:18:32,164 --> 00:18:33,597
That's what I thought.
381
00:18:33,599 --> 00:18:34,865
( Gasp )
382
00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:37,234
We have you
on miniature pencilpoint.
383
00:18:37,236 --> 00:18:38,835
There's no way around us.
384
00:18:38,837 --> 00:18:40,337
You ready to putt?
385
00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:41,672
Way ahead of you.
386
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:44,408
ALL: Huh?
387
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,378
Hey, you're actually
not that terrible.
388
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,379
A little rusty, but...
389
00:18:49,381 --> 00:18:50,914
Just shut up and putt!
390
00:18:54,352 --> 00:18:55,686
Get on! Get on!
391
00:18:55,688 --> 00:18:56,787
Gun it!
392
00:18:57,889 --> 00:19:00,390
Don't let them escape!
393
00:19:03,261 --> 00:19:04,761
( Screaming )
394
00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:06,229
( tires screeching )
395
00:19:13,371 --> 00:19:15,338
Sergei overboard!
396
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:16,573
I'll get a new one.
397
00:19:18,476 --> 00:19:19,476
They're shutting us in!
398
00:19:19,478 --> 00:19:20,210
( Exclaims )
399
00:19:23,748 --> 00:19:25,382
Don't even think about it.
400
00:19:25,384 --> 00:19:26,817
You call yourself a golfer?
401
00:19:26,819 --> 00:19:29,953
Without us, that club
is useless in your hands.
402
00:19:29,955 --> 00:19:32,989
Oh yeah?
What's ten minus six?
403
00:19:32,991 --> 00:19:34,324
Ten— Hang on.
404
00:19:34,326 --> 00:19:35,559
Fore!
405
00:19:37,462 --> 00:19:38,895
( Bell ringing )
406
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,900
( tires squealing )
407
00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:52,676
Stay out, you dumb hugelings!
408
00:19:52,678 --> 00:19:55,312
( Shouting )
We're done with you.
409
00:19:55,314 --> 00:19:56,913
What did you say,
you little trolls?
410
00:19:56,915 --> 00:19:58,281
I will sue you.
411
00:19:58,283 --> 00:20:00,517
I will sue you
and I will own you.
412
00:20:00,519 --> 00:20:02,385
( Gasping )
413
00:20:02,387 --> 00:20:03,854
You two.
414
00:20:03,856 --> 00:20:05,756
I don't know what you did
or what's going on,
415
00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:08,258
but if you think just
because you saved my life, I—
416
00:20:10,928 --> 00:20:12,763
I'm sorry, Pacifica.
417
00:20:12,765 --> 00:20:16,900
You totally would've
beat me fair and square.
418
00:20:18,402 --> 00:20:20,637
You're just lucky this sticker
looks fantastic on me.
419
00:20:20,639 --> 00:20:21,772
( Car approaching )
420
00:20:26,844 --> 00:20:28,779
Hey!
You're parents aren't here.
421
00:20:28,781 --> 00:20:30,313
You want a ride home?
422
00:20:30,315 --> 00:20:32,749
Puh-leaze,
as if I'd ride in your—
423
00:20:32,751 --> 00:20:34,885
( thunder rumbling )
424
00:20:34,887 --> 00:20:36,586
♪ Singin' the drivin' song ♪
425
00:20:36,588 --> 00:20:37,988
♪ Headlights are out ♪
426
00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:39,689
♪ Can't really see
where I'm goin' ♪
427
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:42,526
Ugh!
428
00:20:42,528 --> 00:20:43,960
Hey, I found two tacos!
429
00:20:45,997 --> 00:20:48,331
You're allowed
to eat in the car?
430
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,601
Yeah, the car is where
secret surprise snacks happen.
431
00:20:51,603 --> 00:20:52,869
Want one?
432
00:20:52,871 --> 00:20:54,871
Oh, I'm not supposed
to take handouts.
433
00:20:54,873 --> 00:20:57,741
Handouts?
It's called sharing!
434
00:20:57,743 --> 00:21:00,710
You do know
what sharing is, right?
435
00:21:00,712 --> 00:21:02,612
Shar— Shaar-ing?
436
00:21:02,614 --> 00:21:03,914
Just take it.
437
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:07,951
Thanks for the ride,
or whatever.
438
00:21:07,953 --> 00:21:09,920
Oh, and Mabel...
439
00:21:09,922 --> 00:21:13,957
I can't believe I'm saying this
but I had fun.
440
00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,992
And tell your servant
I like his W neck!
441
00:21:16,894 --> 00:21:18,795
Yes!
442
00:21:18,797 --> 00:21:20,931
So are you guys, like,
cool now?
443
00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:22,833
I think we made some progress.
444
00:21:22,835 --> 00:21:24,367
The important thing
to remember is that
445
00:21:24,369 --> 00:21:25,569
at the end of the day,
446
00:21:25,571 --> 00:21:27,971
she's just an ordinary kid
like us.
447
00:21:32,743 --> 00:21:34,444
Should've charged her
for that taco.
448
00:21:34,446 --> 00:21:36,079
Agreed.
449
00:21:36,081 --> 00:21:38,348
SOOS: Hey, you got any more
of those surprise tacos?
450
00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:39,883
( Family laughing )
451
00:21:39,885 --> 00:21:43,353
Laugh now, hugelings.
But Franz will have his day.
452
00:21:43,355 --> 00:21:44,988
Franz will—
453
00:21:46,858 --> 00:21:48,892
Sand trap!
Ow! Ow!
454
00:21:48,894 --> 00:21:52,829
♪ We control the balls,
we control the balls! ♪
455
00:21:52,831 --> 00:21:55,098
♪ From Birmingham
to Montreal ♪
456
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:57,734
♪ We control the balls ♪
457
00:21:57,736 --> 00:22:01,071
Guys I figured it out!
We control the balls!
458
00:22:01,073 --> 00:22:02,405
Now he gets it!
459
00:22:02,407 --> 00:22:03,640
Oh, you guys!
460
00:22:03,642 --> 00:22:05,909
( laughing )
461
00:22:05,911 --> 00:22:10,480
♪ Our lives are filled
with nonstop fun ♪
462
00:22:10,482 --> 00:22:14,618
♪ But there's nothing
like a hole in one ♪
463
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:15,952
Can I go now?
464
00:22:15,954 --> 00:22:17,020
Never!