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Here we are. The Summerween Superstore.

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Wait— summer what?

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Summerween!

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The people of this town love Halloween so much,

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They celebrate it twice a year.

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And wouldn't you know it? It's today!

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Do you always carry that calendar in your pocket?

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Yes.

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Summerween? Something about this feels unnatural.

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There's free candy!

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To the costume aisle!

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I'd lend you a hand— but I don't seem to have any!

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This guy tells it like it is.

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Sir.

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Could please stop pushing that.

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Ma'am, make these heads less hilarious

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And you got yourself a deal.

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well!

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When the children come to my door tonight,

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They're gonna run away screaming

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from Stan Pines, master of fright!

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Boo!

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Uh-oh. Think this one's leaking!

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Have the police come and eject the Pines family from the store.

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Not today! My eyes!

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You paid for this stuff, right?

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Of course!

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I hate Summerween.

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Let's move!

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I am so excited!

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We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...

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And have the biggest stomachaches ever!

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- Yeah! Ha ha! - Yeah!

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Dude, I've never seen you guys so pumped.

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Well, back at home, me and Dipper were

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kind of the kings of trick-or-treating.

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Twins in costumes— the people eat it up.

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Well, you dudes better be careful out there.

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It's a night of ghouls and goblins,

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Not to mention...

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The Summerween trickster.

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So the legend goes, eating children

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who lack the Summerween spirit.

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Well, you don't have to worry about us.

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We've got spirit to go around.

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Oh, what is this stuff?

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I've never even heard of these brands.

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Sand pop?

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Gummy chairs?

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Mr. Adequate bar?

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This is all cheapo loser candy!

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Quiet your discontent, children,

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Lest the trickster overhear.

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Your cape is caught in your fly, soos.

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Touch¨¦.

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Goodbye, loser candy!

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Trick-or-treaters!

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Quick, give 'em that terrible candy!

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Happy summer—

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- Wha—? - 'Sup, squirt?

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Hey, Dipper.

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Wendy! Ha ha ha!

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Ow! Wh— what's up, guys?

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Ugh! I left my jacket here, again.

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Hey, what's with the candy?

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You goin' trick- or-treating or something?

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Well, actually, I, uh...

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Shut up, Robbie. Of course he's not going trick-or-treating.

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No, yeah, uh...

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Trick-or-treating is for babies...

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I guess.

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You should come to this party with us.

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Tambry's parents are out of town,

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And it's gonna be off the chain!

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Not surprised you didn't hear about it.

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Hey, guys, wait!

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Maybe I'll see you at the party.

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If you're not too busy playing dress-up.

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It's at nine! Don't forget!

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What am I gonna tell Mabel?

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Gruncle Stan, these are my best friends...

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- Candy and Grenda! - I am so sweet, I could eat myself.

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Hello, Mr. Pines.

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You got a cold, honey?

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Something wrong with your voice there?

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What do you mean? Why would you say that?

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Is Waddles coming with us?

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I wish he could, but...

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He's got some very important meetings to attend!

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File these documents under "I,"

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For "I have a curly tail!"

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What about your brother?

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Oh, man, guys, just wait until you see Dipper's costume.

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It's amazing!

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Here he comes now.

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That is a very good Dipper costume.

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What the hey-hey, bro-bro? Where's your costume?

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Look, I can't go trick-or-treating.

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I'm, uh, really sick.

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Must have been that bad candy. You go on without me.

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Fight through it, man! Where's your Summerween spirit?

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Trick or treat.

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Dude, really?

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You're a little old for this, man. Sorry.

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But wait. I'm...!

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Why'd you close the door? I told you, Mabel...

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I'm just not feeling it tonight.

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I think a little trick-or-treating will make you feel better.

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I'm not trick-or-treating.

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Look, man, just go to another house!

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Dipper, where's your summerween hospitality?

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I'm not getting that.

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Well, I am.

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I apologize for my brother.

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He came down with a case of the grumpy grumps.

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Silence!

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You have insulted me, and for this you must pay...

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With your lives!

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Ohh! What a cute little mask.

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You're a funny guy, aren't you?

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Funny am I?

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"Twick-or-tweat"!

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My name is Gorney!

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Aah! Remember me!

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Gorney!

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There's only one way for you to avoid his fate—

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I need treat.

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If you can collect 500 pieces of candy

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And bring it to me before the last

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Jack-o'-melon goes out...

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I will let you live.

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Five hundred treats in one night? That's impossible!

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The choice is yours, children.

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You must trick-or-treat...

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Or die!

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Oh, my gosh, Mabel, do you know what this means?

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I do.

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It means you have to come trick-or-treating!

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Yay!

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Who was that guy?

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It's the legend Soos told us about.

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It's true!

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What do we do, what do we do?

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What's going on out here, dudes?

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I heard a ruckus.

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That's a funny word— "Ruckus."

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Soos, a monster is making us trick-or-treat,

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or else he's gonna eat us.

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I got a picture.

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The Summerween trickster!

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Oh, man, dude, you guys are in crazy bonkers trouble.

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How are we gonna get that much candy in one night?

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There's no way!

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Listen up, people!

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Now, some might say that being cursed

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by a bloodthirsty holiday monster is a bad thing...

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I wet myself!

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But that monster messed with the wrong crew.

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With Candy's spirit, Grenda's strength,

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Dipper's brains, and...

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Soos, here...

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We'll get 500 pieces of candy and have fun doing it, too,

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Even if it takes all night!

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To the streets!

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All night?

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But— but I'm sick, remember?

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Dipper, what's worse—

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Getting eaten by a horrifying monster,

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Or going trick-or-treating with us?

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Well...

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Come on! Aah!

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Ah, Summerween!

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Those kids aren't gonna know what hit 'em!

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Trick-or-treat!

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what can I do for—!

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Oh! Oh, no! No!

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Huh?

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Can we have candy now?

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What's the matter with you kids?

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That was the scariest thing you've ever seen, right?

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Well, have you seen... This?

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Guts! Very real guts!

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Uh... We've been watching horror movies

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since we were, like, two years old.

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Yeah, we're not scared.

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Oh, you will be.

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You will be.

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For glory, my children! Charge!

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You make a great me.

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No, you make a great me!

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No, you do! Heh heh!

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I don't understand why we

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can't just buy our candy and be done with it.

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That sort of takes the fun out of "Trick-or-treat or die."

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I'm trying to take the "Die" Out of "Trick-or-treat or die."

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Trick-or-treat!

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Well, aren't you just the cutest!

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And is everyone in costume?

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Oh, good!

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- Wonderful! - Happy Summerween!

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Trick-or-treat!

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And is everybody in costume?

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Chimney sweep, elephant man,

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Squeegee, ant farm.

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Oh, and what are you supposed to be?

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Uh, actually, I'm not dressed up as anything.

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We— we're kind of in a hurry here.

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Oh. I see.

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Enjoy!

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One piece of black licorice?

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Circus peanut! This is loser candy!

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Four pieces of candy?

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This is gonna take forever.

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We've gotta up our game, Dipper.

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You gotta put on your costume.

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I told you, I'm not up to it, Mabel.

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Oh, really?

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Hmm.

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I've seen better.

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Tick tock.

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So, what was that about being too sick to wear a costume?

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We want candy! We want candy!

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All right, you got me, kids.

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You guys win.

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I guess I'm not that scary, you know?

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You've— you— oh, no!

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Why? Why is there a pig jumping out of my chest?

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- Candy. - Can-dee!

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What scares you two freaks?

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Here, watch this.

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What? What is this, some kind of—

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Some kind of kitten or...?

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Aah, aah, aah!

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What happened to you, Stan Pines?

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What happened?

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Introducing, for the first time in public...

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Tah-dah! Peanut butter and jelly!

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Awww!

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I will make you internet-famous!

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Hey, erase that.

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Let's just get this over with, okay?

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Over with! Over with!

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Do you really think this will make a difference?

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Tah tah tah, tah-tah-tah-tah

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Twins!

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Let's get that candy, guys!

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Thirty-four... Thirty-five...

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Thirty-six.

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You see? Because... Yeah, I get it.

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Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four...

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A hundred and twenty-four!

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Come on, come on!

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Hello!

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what a horrible mask!

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That's just my face.

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This is a mask!

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Ohhh!

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Oh, yeah yeah...

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It's actually better.

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Urr...!

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Four ninety-eight, four ninety-nine!

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We did it!

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All we need is one more piece of candy.

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And it's only 8:30. Perfect timing!

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Yeah, and your cough went away, too!

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Dude, I'm gonna go around and grab the truck.

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Soos away!

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Last one to the final house is a pair of wax lips!

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Not me! No!

270
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:50,969
Ah!

271
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,905
The perfect time to go to Wendy's party,

272
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,841
And no one needs to know I was trick-or-treating.

273
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:03,882
Hey, Dipper!

274
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,784
Oh, hey, Wendy.

275
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,786
What's up?

276
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:08,954
Are you coming to the party?

277
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,622
What are you doin' out here?

278
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:11,890
Oh, I'm— I'm on my way.

279
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,059
I like watching the trick-or-treaters.

280
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,695
Reminds me of when I was a kid.

281
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:17,996
Okay, then. You're coming, right?

282
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,765
Definitely, definitely.

283
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,934
Cool. See ya there.

284
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,602
Later, guys.

285
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,804
You're going to a party.

286
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,840
Well— well, hey, I— aah!

287
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,641
That's why you were acting so weird

288
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:30,909
And trying to hurry us.

289
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,010
You're not sick at all,

290
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,012
So if it wasn't for this crazy monster,

291
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,914
You were gonna ditch me...

292
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:39,718
On our favorite holiday!

293
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:42,921
What happened to the Dipper who used love Halloween?

294
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,691
And where's all the candy?

295
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:46,825
Relax, relax.

296
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,994
I left it right here, behind this bush.

297
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,763
Oh, no!

298
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,068
- What did you do? - Well, I— I—!

299
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,036
Uh... Guys?

300
00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,073
Oh, no!

301
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,609
All the jack-o'-melons are out!

302
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,643
Look!

303
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,878
Heh heh heh!

304
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:08,614
Good night!

305
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,749
- Stop! - What?

306
00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:12,584
No, no, no, no, no! Don't, don't, don't!

307
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:13,685
Huh? What's happening?

308
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,953
Just don't blow out that candle.

309
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,054
What?

310
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,891
Don't blow out that candle!

311
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,926
I'm old man McGucket!

312
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,928
Wait!

313
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:23,996
Sorry!

314
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,936
Whoo, that was close.

315
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,574
Uh-oh.

316
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,915
Knock-knock.

317
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:50,580
So children. Where's my candy?

318
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:52,648
I swear, we had all 500 pieces!

319
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,950
Look, it's down there somewhere.

320
00:14:53,984 --> 00:14:55,651
We can still get it.

321
00:14:57,654 --> 00:14:59,889
I'm afraid it's too late!

322
00:14:59,923 --> 00:15:01,857
That was your last chance.

323
00:15:09,499 --> 00:15:10,720
Go! Go, go, go!

324
00:15:15,872 --> 00:15:18,507
- Aah! Dipper! - Mabel!

325
00:15:23,513 --> 00:15:25,715
We're alive! Yeah!

326
00:15:27,651 --> 00:15:29,596
- Whoa! - Soos!

327
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,887
That wasn't, like, a regular pedestrian, was it?

328
00:15:31,922 --> 00:15:33,622
It was the monster.

329
00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:34,757
Thanks, Soos.

330
00:15:34,791 --> 00:15:36,592
I'm just glad it's over.

331
00:15:36,626 --> 00:15:37,660
Right?

332
00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:41,731
Did everyone remember to put on their seatbelts?

333
00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:42,832
Yes. Yes. Yes.

334
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,569
Let's go.

335
00:15:49,773 --> 00:15:51,574
Hey, are you okay?

336
00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:53,776
There are probably some bandages back at the shack.

337
00:15:58,749 --> 00:15:59,849
Uh...

338
00:15:59,883 --> 00:16:01,650
Guys?

339
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:06,489
Raaahhh!

340
00:16:15,565 --> 00:16:17,400
Brakes, brakes, brakes!

341
00:16:26,576 --> 00:16:27,710
We have to hide!

342
00:16:32,816 --> 00:16:34,817
It's blocking the only exit.

343
00:16:41,725 --> 00:16:43,692
Everyone stay quiet.

344
00:16:43,727 --> 00:16:46,395
Oh, now you're worried about the monster!

345
00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:48,764
I thought all you cared about was Wendy.

346
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,401
Mabel, you know that's not true.

347
00:16:52,436 --> 00:16:54,570
I just— I felt like I was getting a little too old

348
00:16:54,604 --> 00:16:55,738
to go trick-or-treating.

349
00:16:55,772 --> 00:16:58,874
That's exactly why we need to go trick-or-treating, Dipper.

350
00:16:58,909 --> 00:17:00,476
We're getting older.

351
00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:02,545
There's not that many Halloweens left.

352
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:08,317
I guess I didn't realize it was already our last one.

353
00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:14,557
We have to escape. What if it sees us?

354
00:17:14,591 --> 00:17:15,791
If only there was something we could use to cover

355
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,426
Our bodies and faces with—

356
00:17:17,461 --> 00:17:20,629
You know, like a disguise of some kind.

357
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,511
This way!

358
00:17:36,746 --> 00:17:38,481
Almost there!

359
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,515
Soos!

360
00:17:41,585 --> 00:17:43,486
Stop!

361
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,753
Soos, don't you dare!

362
00:17:44,788 --> 00:17:46,589
Sorry, dude, today's been way stressful.

363
00:17:46,623 --> 00:17:48,524
I need some levity.

364
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,797
Oh, thank goodness. It was out of batteries.

365
00:17:54,831 --> 00:17:56,565
Soos! No!

366
00:18:00,437 --> 00:18:03,706
No matter the score, I'm always "A head"!

367
00:18:05,575 --> 00:18:08,677
this cackling head's the voice of a generation.

368
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:09,745
Wha—?

369
00:18:15,519 --> 00:18:17,353
Hey, monster!

370
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:18,454
Hiyah!

371
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,523
Aaahhhh!

372
00:18:27,531 --> 00:18:29,732
Salt water taffy? Gross!

373
00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:32,801
What are you—? Wait, it is!

374
00:18:32,836 --> 00:18:35,638
You really haven't figured it out yet?

375
00:18:35,672 --> 00:18:37,406
Aah!

376
00:18:39,442 --> 00:18:42,444
Don't you recognize me? Look at my face.

377
00:18:42,479 --> 00:18:45,814
Look closely.

378
00:18:45,849 --> 00:18:48,617
Loser candy!

379
00:18:48,652 --> 00:18:50,586
That's right. Did you ever stop and think

380
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,755
About the candy at the bottom of the bag

381
00:18:52,789 --> 00:18:55,491
That no one likes?

382
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,760
Every year, the children of Gravity Falls

383
00:18:57,794 --> 00:19:02,364
throw away all of the rejected candy into the dump.

384
00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:06,502
So I seek revenge—

385
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:10,673
Revenge on the picky children who cast me aside.

386
00:19:10,707 --> 00:19:13,642
I'm made of every tossed piece of black licorice,

387
00:19:13,677 --> 00:19:16,478
every discarded bar of old chocolate

388
00:19:16,513 --> 00:19:18,781
with, like, that white powder stuff on it.

389
00:19:18,815 --> 00:19:20,449
You know that stuff?

390
00:19:20,483 --> 00:19:21,650
I hate that stuff!

391
00:19:21,685 --> 00:19:23,452
No one would eat me!

392
00:19:23,486 --> 00:19:26,655
But now, I'm going to eat you!

393
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:27,790
Aaahhh!

394
00:19:27,824 --> 00:19:29,758
I'm gonna eat... Ohh!

395
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,328
What is that?

396
00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:37,466
'sup, bro?

397
00:19:43,076 --> 00:19:44,977
Mm. Dudes, you want some of this?

398
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:51,950
Wait. You actually think I taste good?

399
00:19:51,985 --> 00:19:53,752
Uh, sure. You know.

400
00:19:53,786 --> 00:19:58,857
All I've ever wanted is for someone to say that I was good.

401
00:20:01,728 --> 00:20:04,696
I'm so happy!

402
00:20:04,731 --> 00:20:06,865
The crying makes it a little weird, but...

403
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,768
I guess I'm still eating.

404
00:20:09,802 --> 00:20:11,670
'Sup, Gorney?

405
00:20:11,704 --> 00:20:14,072
I've been "Twaumatized"!

406
00:20:16,776 --> 00:20:18,944
Now what? Let's get our candy already.

407
00:20:21,748 --> 00:20:24,950
Old dude! Old dude!

408
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,787
Ahh.

409
00:20:28,821 --> 00:20:32,925
Wash off the shame, Stan, wash off the shame.

410
00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:35,093
Ha! He thought he could scare us!

411
00:20:37,730 --> 00:20:38,764
Heh? What's that?

412
00:20:45,838 --> 00:20:46,939
Still got it.

413
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:49,841
- Hey, Stan. - Hi, Gruncle Stan.

414
00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:51,743
Hello, Mr. Pines.

415
00:20:51,778 --> 00:20:53,745
How's it hangin'? Hey, Dipper.

416
00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:56,014
Wendy! I didn't see you at the party. Where where you?

417
00:20:56,049 --> 00:20:57,950
Uh, I, uh...

418
00:20:58,985 --> 00:21:01,653
I was trick-or-treating...

419
00:21:01,688 --> 00:21:02,821
With my sister.

420
00:21:02,855 --> 00:21:04,656
Yeah.

421
00:21:04,691 --> 00:21:05,991
Mm. Party was lame, anyway.

422
00:21:06,025 --> 00:21:08,794
Robbie ate a lollipop stick first and had to go home sick.

423
00:21:09,317 --> 00:21:10,729
Aw, man.

424
00:21:10,763 --> 00:21:12,631
We went to every single house,

425
00:21:12,665 --> 00:21:14,800
And we didn't even get to eat any candy!

426
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:15,867
Candy?

427
00:21:15,902 --> 00:21:18,971
How's that for candy!

428
00:21:19,005 --> 00:21:22,708
And now back to the fear guy from terror town street!

429
00:21:38,057 --> 00:21:40,025
You know, kids, I been thinking—

430
00:21:40,059 --> 00:21:42,694
At the end of the day, Summerween isn't about candy,

431
00:21:42,729 --> 00:21:45,063
or costumes, or even scary people.

432
00:21:45,098 --> 00:21:48,312
It's a day when the whole family can get together at one place

433
00:21:48,312 --> 00:21:50,299
and celebrate what really matters—

434
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,564
Pure evil.

435
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,676
I ate a man alive tonight.

436
00:22:10,076 --> 00:22:14,703
Working nine to five what a way to make a living

437
00:22:14,703 --> 00:22:19,411
Barely getting by it's all taking and no giving

438
00:22:19,411 --> 00:22:23,797
They just use your mind and they never give you credit

439
00:22:23,797 --> 00:22:28,818
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it

440
00:22:28,818 --> 00:22:32,949
Nine to five for service and devotion