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This is it, dudes:
my favourite place in Gravity Falls

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Everything I know I learned right here

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A frog told me how to cross a street

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When my house was haunted,

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I learned how to eat ghosts

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And this thing taught me how to dance

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I've been jigging for 7 days straight!

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Soos?..

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Let him have this

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Congratulations!

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You win!

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Oh! Watch out!

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Ooh, cutscene

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Dr. Karate, you killed my father

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Dr. Karate, you killed my father again!

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You take that baaack!

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Fight!

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Yeah yeah yeah! Go go!

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Our winner Rumble McSkirmish

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Winners don't lose!

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What? You cheated

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You'll take that baaack!

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Round 2

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I'm gonna punch them rough

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Fight!

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Let's gang up on them

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Wendy! What's up babe?

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Just putting up some flyers for my band

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I'm leading guitar. No biggie

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Are you wearing mascara?

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Um, it's eye-paint for men

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Robbie, Dipper was just showing me this great game

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Ah, yeah, sweet, sweet

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How's about you sit this one out, kid champ?

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But... We just started this round

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Hey, relax, man

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I'm just trying to spend a little time
with my girlfriend, all right?

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It'll just be one round

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Round 3. Fight!

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I'm going camping tomorrow with my dad,
so I won't be around

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Ah, cool, cool. Watch out!

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King me!

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It's not fair!

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She doesn't even know what we're playing!

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Go fish?

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Dude. I think I'm picking up
a radio station inside my head

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Try blinking to see if you can change the channel

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We-endy-y!..

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Sounds like Robbie

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Robbie?

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Is he that jerky twerp I see making
goo-goo eyes at Wendy all the time?

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He called me big dude once. I mean,

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I am a big dude, but it kinda hurt

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Should I sick Waddles on him again?

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Easy, tiger!

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I'll handle it

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O-o-oh!

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Ha-ha, conflict

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Wendy, Wendy-Wendy, Wendy!

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Come on out, girl! Come on down!

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You realize she's not here, right?

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Pssh. Yes.

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What?

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She's out camping with her family today

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Maybe if you listened to her for once, you'd know that

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What was that?

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I just said she's not here

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No-no-no. You wanna get into it, huh?

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Who wants get into it, kid?

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You think I don't know what's been going on, huh?

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It's obvious, you've gotta thing for my girlfriend,

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Don't you? Don't you?

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What? No! Come on, man!

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Yeah. I'm sure she's just dying to ask out 12 year old kid

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who wears the exact same shorts every day

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Hey, here's an idea.

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Why don't I call her right now and see
if she wants to go out on a date with you

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Hey! Look! Don't... You don't have to!

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Don't, please, man!..

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What are you gonna do, huh?

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What? What? (Hello?)

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My phone!

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I'll buy you a new one

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Oh no. You're not getting off that easy!

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Hey, I know a fight when I see one

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Stay right there!

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You, me, Circle Park, 3 o'clock

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We finish this!

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Oh, he's gone

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I was just gonna call the boys over to place a few bets

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The smart money's on skinny jeans

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What was I thinking? I can't fight!

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I've never been in a fight before

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Look at these noodle arms!

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Just bonk him over the head

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It's nature's snooze button

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Boys!

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Why can't you learn to hate each other in secret?

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Like girls do

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Sure, listen to your sister

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Maybe you can share dresses too

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Ha-ha-ha Boom!

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Maybe he'll just forget about it?

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Maybe it'll all blow over

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I don't know Dipper. Teenagers are dangerous

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Those hormones turn them into killing machines

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Really?

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Oh yeah dude. My cousin Reggie got in a fight with teen once

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The guy broke like...

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All his arms... All his legs...

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I think he killed him or something, I don't know

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Me and Reggie were just talking about it

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I can't stay here. What if Robbie comes back?

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I gotta hide!

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Look kid. You've got yourself a choice here

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You could either go face him like a man

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or you can hide indoors, like a wimp

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What will it be?

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Wimp it is

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Come on, Soos. Robbie is twice my size!

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I mean, what would getting myself killed accomplish?

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I just need to hide here until 3 o'clock passes

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This day will never end

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Relax, Dipper. Just try not to think about Robbie

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Girl, why you ackin' so cray-cray?

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"Why you ackin' so cray-cray" will be back in a moment

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Poor Dipper

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Hiding from Robbie, unable to face his fears

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Fears are for chumps. That's why I don't have any

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You want me to go get a ladder?

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— We don't have one
— What?

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You know, study shows that keeping a ladder inside the house

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is more dangerous than a loaded gun

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That's why I own ten guns:

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in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder

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Grunkle Stan! Why you ackin' so cray-cray?

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You're the one who's ackin' cray-cray!

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I gotta go now

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Why would Grunkle Stan be so weirded out by ladders?

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Of course!

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I think he has a secret fear of heights!

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We'll have to test him to be sure

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Or we could leave well enough alone

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Na-a-ah!

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I wonder what it's gonna be like
to go inside a video game for real

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I should have thought of this years ago!

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Stupid Robbie, such a jerk

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Round 4. Fight!

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K.O.

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Continue?

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A winner never runs away from a fight!

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That's easy for you to say

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You have more than one life!

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I wish one of these guys could fight Robbie for me

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"To unleash ultimate power?"

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I do like things that are ultimate

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Back, back, hold, forward, back, forward,
down, hold, quarter, circle forward, triple punch!

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I guess it didn't work

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Uh... Soos?

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Select your character!

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Uh... Rumble McSkirmish?

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You're real?

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High five!

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Ow! Your pixels are really sharp!

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Greetings child boy!

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I'm Rumble McSkirmish from a USA!

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Punch Kick Punch Kick!

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Ow! Cool!

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Change machine! Change me into a powerful wolf!

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With Rumble around Robbie will be so scared
I won't even need to fight him

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I've got the world's greatest fighter to be my bodyguard!

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I need power-ups!

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This is so amazing! I've got to show Soos!

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Soos?

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Help! I'm trapped in a game!

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It was cool in theory but in practice it was really boring

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It's not just a game anymore

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Alright Waddles. It's time to begin

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Operation Get Stan Over His Fear Of Heights!

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I came up with that name

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Happy Great Uncle's Day!

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There's a Great Uncle's Day?

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Of course it's not a day I've made up

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High heels! You shouldn't have

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Seriously. What... What is this?

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What's wrong?

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Are you saying these heels are too high?

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Do they make you uncomfortable?

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— Maybe
— Admit it! Admit you have a fear of heights!

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What? That's why you bought me these?

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You should be ashamed of youself!

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And on Great Uncle's Day no less!

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But no, I don't have a fear of heights

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We now return to world's most terrifying skydiving!

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Turn if off!

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So I have a fear of heights

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Is that really so cray-cray?

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We don't have any traditional power-ups

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Turkey legs, pizza boxes or golden rings

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How about half a taco?

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Place it on the floor

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I wish I could do that!

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Now I must defeat the world's greatest fight fighters!

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Take me to the Soviet Union!

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00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,220
That's gonna be tough. For a number of reasons

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But I do know a fighter here in Gravity Falls

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Maximum power?

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His name is Robbie V. and he's kinda my archenemy

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Did he kill your father?

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Well, he's dating the girl I like

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and he posts a really annoying amount of status updates

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And then he killed your father!

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Uh, sure

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Anyway, I was hoping you could scare him off for me,

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so I don't have to fight the guy?

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Ha-ha-ha! Your question makes my shoulders bounce!

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Fireball! Uppercut! Downercut! Bowl of punch!

220
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So you'll protect me from Robbie?

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Challenge accepted! Press Start!

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Oh-oh. I think I hear my uncle

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Stay perfectly still

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I said stay still

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This is as still as I can stay

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How I'm gonna get Grunkle Stan over his fear of heights?

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Hey Mable. Have you met Rumble yet?

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He's my new bodyguard

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The child gave me a taco!

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Wow! He's got a crazy voice!

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Here, say these words

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Effervescent!

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Applefritter!

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Riboflavin!

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Mabel, he's not a toy, he's a fighting machine

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I'm gonna get him to defend me from Robbie

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Isn't that kinda like cheating?

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I guess so

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Well, I'll see you after the fight

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Poop! Poppenbuts!

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Tell me my opponent's special moves

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Don't worry. As soon as he sees you,
he's gonna wet his pants

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His wet pants will be no match for this!

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Woah! Where did that come from?

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I punched an oil drum!

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Trust me, you won't need that. Just give him a good scare

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Yes!

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With this!

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This street has really dangerous litter

250
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Hey Grunkle Stan!

251
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How would you like to go take a walk

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nowhere in particular while wearing a blindfold?

253
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,500
Huh! Beats just sitting around being old

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Wait a minute!

255
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You're not planning on taking me
somewhere super high up, are you?

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Grunkle Stan! I would never!

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Scout's honour!

258
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All right. Let's go

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Hee-hee-hee

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Well-well-well, look who decided to show up

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I thought you chickened out

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You ready to settle this like men?

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Look dude, I don't think you wanna fight me

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Let's just call this thing off before someone gets hurt

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You're scared, huh? Is that it?

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Ok dude. You asked for it

267
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Who's your friend? And why is he blurry?

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This happens to be the greatest warrior that ever lived

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Yeah, right. Hey eyepatch, what have the kid promised you

270
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more tate for your forearms?

271
00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:06,460
How can you laugh when you killed this boy's father?!

272
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,210
Wait, what?

273
00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:09,480
I'm giving you one last chance: back down,

274
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,060
or this guy is gonna go nuts

275
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,860
How about you back down, kid!

276
00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:16,050
You asked for it. Rumble, go!

277
00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:18,310
What the?..

278
00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:21,560
Wha... What is happening?

279
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,510
I didn't want to do this, man, but you gave me no choice

280
00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,220
Maybe now you won't mess with me

281
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,930
Woah! Rumble, you can stop! I think Robbie's had enough!

282
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,560
Rumble Throw!

283
00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:34,800
Stop! I said stop!

284
00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:38,660
What the? That guy is crazy!

285
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:40,520
Fireball!

286
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,080
What the heck was that?

287
00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,870
You're only supposed to scare him, you almost killed him!

288
00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:49,350
I will not rest until the man who dishonoured you

289
00:13:49,470 --> 00:13:51,250
is DESTROYED!

290
00:13:54,470 --> 00:13:55,230
Punch!

291
00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:57,050
This isn't good

292
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,050
Something told me this would be his first stop

293
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:08,830
Chill out man!

294
00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:12,290
Please, Rumble, you gotta stop!

295
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,200
Rumble, wait!

296
00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:24,270
Punch-punch-punch!

297
00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:29,330
You don't have to do this

298
00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:31,670
At least pace yourself

299
00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:33,840
You might get a cramp

300
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:36,990
I love you dad!

301
00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:46,210
Oh! My car!

302
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,690
We'll just buy another one

303
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,520
I love being rich

304
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,820
All you can hit!

305
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,560
Hi dude!

306
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,220
Soos! Where have you been?

307
00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:03,700
Long story, man.

308
00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:06,430
Dude, did you see that video game guy
destroying everything in sight?

309
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,010
That's crazy!

310
00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:12,060
Yeah, I kinda sorta brought him to life to be my bodyguard

311
00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,740
But now I have to stop him before he kills Robbie!

312
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,450
You need an amiable sidekick with a pickup truck?

313
00:15:18,170 --> 00:15:19,110
You know I do!

314
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,800
Take off your blindfold NOW!

315
00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:32,990
Yeah, that's pretty much what I was expecting

316
00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:35,050
You're doing better than I thought!

317
00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:36,830
Now look over the handrail

318
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:38,460
Nope

319
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:41,490
Hey, do you smell anger and hormones?

320
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,540
Finally, I'm safe

321
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,410
Hey, Robbie, get your own water tower!

322
00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:49,670
Shh, keep it down, he'll find us!

323
00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:51,100
Challenger sighted!

324
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:55,730
On to save the day, dude

325
00:15:57,530 --> 00:15:59,910
You can hide, but you cannot hide!

326
00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:03,060
Rumble, this has to stop, please, listen to me!

327
00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:04,650
Kick!

328
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:07,000
What was that?

329
00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:07,880
Oh boy

330
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:10,500
We're safe, right?

331
00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:13,430
Of course not! This thing is on stills!

332
00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:14,550
High, high up!

333
00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:15,430
Punch!

334
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:21,270
Finish him!

335
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,580
No no no! Don't! Don't finish me!

336
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,230
Rumble!

337
00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:33,220
Rumble, I have something to tell you

338
00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:34,330
Robbie...

339
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:36,710
Robbie didn't kill my father

340
00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:38,530
Then who did?

341
00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:39,170
What?

342
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,410
No one did, I lied to you

343
00:16:41,570 --> 00:16:43,540
Then you're actually a...

344
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,390
bad guy!

345
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,400
I guess I kinda am...

346
00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:52,490
My entire journey —

347
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,830
A lie. My honour has been insulted

348
00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:59,350
Sensei warned me not to join the path of evil

349
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,790
The boy has led me astray from my teachings

350
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,330
If Robbie V. is not the last stage,

351
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,660
then it must be...

352
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,960
YOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

353
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:11,660
Dude!

354
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:13,450
Don't fight him, man

355
00:17:13,590 --> 00:17:16,180
That guy's got like the black belt
wrapped around his black belt

356
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,170
You could get killed

357
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,000
I have to

358
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,180
I started all this, and I've got to at least try to stop it

359
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:23,230
You're sure you wouldn't rather hide like a wimp?

360
00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:27,000
Fight like a man it is

361
00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:30,980
Ready!

362
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:39,760
Fight!

363
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,910
Fireball and lightning ball through

364
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:46,670
Fire!

365
00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:53,100
Ha ha ha! You fight like a girl!

366
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,490
Who was also a baby!

367
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:08,840
Oh no

368
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:14,060
That was worth a shot

369
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,720
No. I have no looking up

370
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:23,680
...animation!

371
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,310
What should I do? Roll him up and put him on my wall?

372
00:18:33,510 --> 00:18:35,270
Dude! We should rock paper scissors for him

373
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,740
FIST

374
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:37,800
FIST PUNCH

375
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,500
FIST PUNCH RAIN!!!

376
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:49,460
Never underestimate that I have punches!

377
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:00,810
SUPER

378
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:01,290
SUPER POWER

379
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:01,720
SUPER POWER NINJA

380
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,170
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO

381
00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:02,550
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO

382
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:02,960
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA

383
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:03,330
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER

384
00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:03,690
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA

385
00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:04,080
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI

386
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:04,480
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA

387
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:04,790
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META

388
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:05,220
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA

389
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:05,530
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER

390
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:06,500
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX

391
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,850
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX
COMBO!!!

392
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:17,730
You sir truly are the champion of champions

393
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,570
Rumble wins!

394
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:24,040
Winners don't lose!

395
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,390
I wouldn't be too sure about that, man

396
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,070
Game Over!

397
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,310
What? No! No!

398
00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:33,320
Noooooooo!

399
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,790
Game over, old friend

400
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,290
Ha-ha, nice one, dude

401
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:46,950
I'm sorry, Grunkle Stan

402
00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:49,040
I thought this would help but I was wrong

403
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,590
So wrong!

404
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,540
I... I survived!

405
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:54,890
I survived and I feel great!

406
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:57,720
Wait. Let me do a cocky dance just to be sure

407
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,360
Ha-ha! Deal with it, world!

408
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,060
Stan Pines is cured of his fear of heights!

409
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,230
— You're coming kid?
— Uh-huh

410
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:09,750
What's the matter? You've got a fear of heights now?

411
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,090
Oh-oh

412
00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:17,590
What? Who was that guy?

413
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,440
Why is it that whenever you're around,

414
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,670
there's always ghosts and monsters and whatever?!

415
00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:22,890
I don't know, man

416
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,780
That guy almost broke my neck.
You know how mad I am right now?

417
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,640
So I guess you and I have to fight now, huh

418
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,190
Go ahead, man. Do your worst.

419
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,730
I just wanna get this over with

420
00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:35,910
Oh man, I'm so gonna enjoy this

421
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,710
— Aren't you gonna run?
— Nope

422
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:42,580
Are you sure?

423
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,240
Pfft. It's not ever worth it

424
00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:50,720
Playing lead guitar, so I'm gonna save my hands

425
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,380
Hey guys, I heard some crazy screaming out here

426
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,820
— Wendy?!
— Wendy?! You're back!

427
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:57,670
Yeah, man. Oh. What the heck happened here?

428
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,250
Freak tornado or something?

429
00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:02,100
Uhh... Well...

430
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,910
And why are your faces all jacked up?

431
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,810
You guys weren't fighting each other, were you?

432
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,360
I hate it when guys fight

433
00:21:08,090 --> 00:21:10,710
No, fighting? No, why would we? Never!

434
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:15,060
We actually fell down trying to stop
two other guys from fighting each other

435
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:19,980
Cool. Really makes me happy to see my two boys hanging out

436
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,560
I've got some unpacking to do

437
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:22,630
I'll text you guys later

438
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,730
Did you hear that? She called my one of her two boys!

439
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:31,450
She was looking at me though

440
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:34,630
Look, Robbie. If we stay at each other's
throats, we'll both lose Wendy

441
00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:36,710
We need to make a cold war pact

442
00:21:37,050 --> 00:21:38,710
Ok. What's that?

443
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,290
We need to learn to just hate each other in silence

444
00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:42,490
You mean, like...

445
00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:44,140
What girls do?

446
00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:46,680
Yeah, exactly. What girls do

447
00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:49,570
So then I told Thompson:

448
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,690
"Hey! Save some for the rest of us!"

449
00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:53,950
Good one, Wendy!

450
00:21:54,890 --> 00:21:56,630
Oh, man. Just a second

451
00:22:01,510 --> 00:22:02,540
So as I was saying

452
00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:04,850
Yeah, I know, you're the best!

453
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:10,690
[Subtitles by Ilya Zverev, for addic7ed.com]

454
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,430
I'm Dipper. I have shorts and determination!

455
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,000
It's-a me, a-Mabel!

456
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:19,740
I'm slower, but I jump higher!

457
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,630
Pick me or whatever

458
00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:25,170
Yum-yum-yum-nom-nom-yum-yum

459
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:29,490
Alas, 'twas not but a dream

460
00:22:31,390 --> 00:22:34,080
Om-nom-nom-nom

461
00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:35,140
Eating my friends

462
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,040
Om-nom