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<i>DIPPER: Ah! Summer break!</i>

2
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- So do you want cheese on that, hon?
- WOMAN: Sure, Hank!

3
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<i>A time for leisure,
recreation and taking her easy.</i>

4
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<i>Unless you're me.</i>

5
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(YELLING)

6
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(SCREAMING)

7
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(CREATURE GROWLING)

8
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It's getting closer!

9
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(GROWLING)

10
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<i>My name is Dipper.</i>

11
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<i>The girl about to puke
is my sister Mabel.</i>

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<i>You may be wondering
what we're doing in a golf cart,</i>

13
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<i>fleeing from a creature
of unimaginable horror.</i>

14
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- Look out!
- Ah!

15
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(BOTH YELLING)

16
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<i>Rest assured,
there's a perfectly logical explanation.</i>

17
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

18
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<i>DIPPER: Let's rewind.</i>

19
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<i>It all began when our parents decided
we could use some fresh air.</i>

20
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<i>They shipped us up North to a sleepy
town called Gravity Falls, Oregon,</i>

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<i>to stay at our great uncle's place
in the woods.</i>

22
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This attic is amazing!
Check out all my splinters!

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(BLEATING)

24
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And there's a goat on my bed.

25
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Hey, friend.

26
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Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing
on my sweater!

27
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(LAUGHING)

28
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<i>My sister tended
to look on the bright side of things.</i>

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Yay!

30
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Grass!

31
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<i>But I was having a hard time
getting used to our new surroundings.</i>

32
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- Boo!
- (SCREAMS)

33
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(GUFFAWING)

34
00:02:05,652 --> 00:02:09,072
<i>And then there was
our Great Uncle Stan. That guy.</i>

35
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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

36
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(COUGHING)

37
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It was worth it!

38
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<i>Our uncle had transformed his house
into a tourist trap</i>

39
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<i>he called the Mystery Shack.</i>

40
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<i>The real mystery
was why anyone came.</i>

41
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Ladies and gentlemen,
behold the Sascrotch!

42
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(ALL EXCLAIM EXCITEDLY)

43
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<i>And guess who had to work there.</i>

44
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- (DIPPER SIGHS)
- Oh!

45
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No touching the merchandise!

46
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<i>It looked like it was gonna be the same,
boring routine all summer.</i>

47
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<i>Until one fateful day...</i>

48
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He's looking at it. He's looking at it!

49
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Uh...

50
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(READING)

51
00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:54,909
- I rigged it!
- DIPPER: Mabel?

52
00:02:55,118 --> 00:02:57,203
I know you're going through
your whole boy-crazy phase,

53
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but I think you're kind of overdoing it
with the crazy part.

54
00:03:00,373 --> 00:03:02,000
What? (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

55
00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:03,626
Come on, Dipper!

56
00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:06,046
This is our first summer
away from home.

57
00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:09,549
It's my big chance
to have an epic summer romance!

58
00:03:09,758 --> 00:03:12,302
Yeah, but do you need to flirt
with every guy you meet?

59
00:03:12,510 --> 00:03:17,015
My name is Mabel. But you can call me
the girl of your dreams!

60
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I'm joking!

61
00:03:19,392 --> 00:03:20,351
(LAUGHING)

62
00:03:20,810 --> 00:03:23,980
Oh, my gosh, you like turtles?
I like turtles, too!

63
00:03:24,189 --> 00:03:26,357
What is happening here?

64
00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:31,404
Come one, come all, to the Mattress
Prince's Kingdom of savings!

65
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- (WHISPERS) Take me with you!
- (SCREAMS)

66
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Mock all you want, brother,

67
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but I got a good feeling
about this summer.

68
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I wouldn't be surprised
if the man of my dreams

69
00:03:40,371 --> 00:03:42,207
walked through that door right now!

70
00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,168
(BELCHING)

71
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Oh! Oh! Not good! Ow.

72
00:03:47,462 --> 00:03:49,380
- Oh, why?
- (LAUGHING)

73
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All right, all right. Look alive, people!

74
00:03:51,257 --> 00:03:52,967
I need someone to go
hammer up these signs

75
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in the spooky part of the forest.

76
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- Not it!
- Not it!

77
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Also not it.

78
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Nobody asked you, Soos.

79
00:03:57,764 --> 00:03:59,265
I know. And I'm comfortable with that.

80
00:04:00,934 --> 00:04:03,103
Wendy, I need you to put up this sign.

81
00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:07,148
I would, but I, uh, can't, uh, reach it.

82
00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,484
I'd fire all of you if I could.

83
00:04:09,692 --> 00:04:13,154
All right, let's make it,
eeny-meeny-miny... You!

84
00:04:13,363 --> 00:04:14,280
Oh, what?

85
00:04:14,489 --> 00:04:17,617
Grunkle Stan, whenever I'm in those
woods I feel like I'm being watched.

86
00:04:17,826 --> 00:04:18,952
Ah, this again.

87
00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,162
I'm telling you, something weird
is going on in this town.

88
00:04:21,371 --> 00:04:23,832
Just today, my mosquito bite
spelled out "beware."

89
00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:26,334
That says "bewarb."

90
00:04:28,419 --> 00:04:31,381
Look, kid, the whole "monsters
in the forest" thing is just local legend,

91
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drummed up by guys like me,
to sell merch to guys like that.

92
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(LAUGHING)

93
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So quit being so paranoid!

94
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(SIGHS)

95
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(WIND WHISTLING)

96
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Ugh. Grunkle Stan...
Nobody ever believes anything I say.

97
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- (METALLIC CLANK)
- Huh?

98
00:04:54,571 --> 00:04:55,738
(CLANKING CONTINUES)

99
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(HINGES CREAK)

100
00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:08,960
- (MACHINERY WHIRRING)
- (BLEATING)

101
00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:11,337
What the...

102
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"It's hard to believe
it's been six years since I began

103
00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:33,318
"studying the strange and wondrous
secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon."

104
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What is all this?

105
00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:43,745
"Unfortunately, my suspicions have
been confirmed. I'm being watched.

106
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"I must hide this book before he finds it.

107
00:05:46,039 --> 00:05:49,375
"Remember, in Gravity Falls,
there is no one you can trust."

108
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No one you can trust.

109
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- Hello!
- (YELLS)

110
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What you reading, some nerd thing?

111
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Uh, uh... It's nothing!

112
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(MOCKING) "Uh, uh. It's nothing!"

113
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(LAUGHING) What, are you
actually not gonna show me?

114
00:06:02,764 --> 00:06:03,890
Uh...

115
00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:05,600
Let's go somewhere private.

116
00:06:08,519 --> 00:06:11,689
It's amazing!
Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid,

117
00:06:11,898 --> 00:06:15,401
but according to this book,
Gravity Falls has this secret dark side.

118
00:06:15,610 --> 00:06:16,527
Whoa!

119
00:06:16,736 --> 00:06:17,904
Shut up!

120
00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:21,824
And get this. After a certain point,
the pages just stop.

121
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Like the guy who was writing it
mysteriously disappeared.

122
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(DOORBELL RINGS)

123
00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:28,081
- Who's that?
- Well, time to spill the beans!

124
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Beans. This girl's got a date.

125
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(HOOTS)

126
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Let me get this straight.

127
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In the half hour I was gone,
you already found a boyfriend?

128
00:06:38,633 --> 00:06:43,179
What can I say?
I guess I'm just irresistible!

129
00:06:43,429 --> 00:06:45,515
- (DOORBELL RINGING)
- Oh! Coming!

130
00:06:48,184 --> 00:06:49,143
What you reading there, slick?

131
00:06:49,352 --> 00:06:54,565
<i>Oh'. 1 was just catching up on...
Gold Chains for Old Men Magazine?</i>

132
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That's a good issue.

133
00:06:55,858 --> 00:07:00,321
Hey, family!
Say hello to my new boyfriend!

134
00:07:02,407 --> 00:07:03,324
'SUP-

135
00:07:03,533 --> 00:07:04,867
- Hey.
- How's it hanging?

136
00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:08,162
We met at the cemetery.
He's really deep.

137
00:07:08,371 --> 00:07:12,375
Oh! Little muscle there. That's...
What a surprise.

138
00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:14,002
So, what's your name?

139
00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:15,169
Uh...

140
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Normal... Man!

141
00:07:17,922 --> 00:07:19,007
He means Norman.

142
00:07:19,215 --> 00:07:20,925
Are you bleeding, Norman?

143
00:07:21,175 --> 00:07:22,176
(DRIPPING)

144
00:07:22,593 --> 00:07:23,720
It's jam.

145
00:07:24,387 --> 00:07:28,016
I love jam! Look at this!

146
00:07:28,391 --> 00:07:32,353
So, you wanna go,
hold hands or whatever?

147
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Oh, my goodness.
(GIGGLES) Don't wait up!

148
00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:40,528
(CRASHING)

149
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DIPPER: <i>There was something
about Norman that wasn't right.</i>

150
00:07:43,323 --> 00:07:45,408
<i>I decided to consult the journal.</i>

151
00:07:45,616 --> 00:07:47,410
"Known for their pale skin
and bad attitudes,

152
00:07:47,618 --> 00:07:50,830
"these creatures
are often mistaken for teenagers!

153
00:07:51,039 --> 00:07:52,957
"Beware Gravity Falls' nefarious..."

154
00:07:53,583 --> 00:07:55,209
- (GASPS)
- (THUNDER CRASHES)

155
00:07:55,418 --> 00:07:56,377
'SUP-

156
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Zombie!

157
00:07:58,254 --> 00:07:59,297
(ECHOING)

158
00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:03,718
Did someone say, "Crombie"?
What is that? Crombie.

159
00:08:03,926 --> 00:08:06,095
It's not even a word.
You're losing your mind.

160
00:08:06,763 --> 00:08:07,805
(GRUNTING)

161
00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,809
I like you.

162
00:08:12,018 --> 00:08:13,353
Oh, no! Mabel!

163
00:08:14,312 --> 00:08:16,064
No, no! Mabel, watch out!

164
00:08:22,195 --> 00:08:25,740
Daisies? You scallywag!

165
00:08:26,282 --> 00:08:29,243
Is my sister really dating a zombie?
Or am I just going nuts?

166
00:08:29,452 --> 00:08:31,162
It's a dilemma to be sure.

167
00:08:31,371 --> 00:08:34,749
I couldn't help but overhear you talking
aloud to yourself in this empty room.

168
00:08:34,957 --> 00:08:38,419
Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend.
He's gotta be a zombie right?

169
00:08:38,795 --> 00:08:41,089
Hmm. How many brains
did you see the guy eat?

170
00:08:41,631 --> 00:08:42,673
Zero.

171
00:08:42,882 --> 00:08:45,676
Look, dude, I believe you. I'm always
noticing weird stuff in this town.

172
00:08:45,885 --> 00:08:48,429
Like the mailman?
Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf.

173
00:08:54,018 --> 00:08:55,603
But you gotta have evidence.

174
00:08:55,812 --> 00:08:58,272
Otherwise people are gonna think
you're a major league cuckoo-clock.

175
00:08:58,564 --> 00:09:00,775
As always, Soos, you're right.

176
00:09:00,983 --> 00:09:03,611
My wisdom is both a blessing,
and a curse.

177
00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:06,239
STAN: Soos! The portable toilets
are clogged again!

178
00:09:07,448 --> 00:09:08,533
I am needed elsewhere.

179
00:09:11,494 --> 00:09:14,664
<i>DIPPER: My sister could be in trouble.
It was time to get some evidence.</i>

180
00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:18,626
(GRUNTS)

181
00:09:20,586 --> 00:09:21,963
(GRUNTING)

182
00:09:29,971 --> 00:09:31,013
- (CRASH)
- (WOMAN SCREAMS)

183
00:09:31,431 --> 00:09:32,557
(BOTH LAUGHING)

184
00:09:33,933 --> 00:09:34,934
(EXCLAIMS)

185
00:09:38,354 --> 00:09:39,522
(BOTH LAUGHING)

186
00:09:40,857 --> 00:09:42,233
<i>I'd seen enough.</i>

187
00:09:44,444 --> 00:09:46,404
Mabel! We've got to talk about Norman!

188
00:09:46,612 --> 00:09:50,158
Isn't he the best? Check out this
giant smooch mark he gave me!

189
00:09:51,492 --> 00:09:52,994
- (EXCLAIMS)
- (LAUGHS)

190
00:09:53,494 --> 00:09:56,789
Gullible. It was just an accident
with the leaf blower.

191
00:09:59,876 --> 00:10:01,335
Kissing practice!

192
00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:03,212
Mmm.

193
00:10:03,713 --> 00:10:04,630
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

194
00:10:04,839 --> 00:10:07,341
Turn it off! Turn it off!

195
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,759
That was fun.

196
00:10:08,968 --> 00:10:13,556
No, Mabel, listen! I'm trying to tell you
that Norman is not what he seems!

197
00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:18,352
(GASPS) You think
he might be a vampire?

198
00:10:18,561 --> 00:10:20,062
That would be so awesome!

199
00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:21,230
Guess again, sister.

200
00:10:21,439 --> 00:10:22,523
- Sha-bam!
- Ah!

201
00:10:22,982 --> 00:10:24,692
Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Sha-bam!

202
00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:27,653
A zombie? That is not funny, Dipper.

203
00:10:27,862 --> 00:10:31,991
I'm not joking.
It all adds up, the bleeding, the limp.

204
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,452
He never blinks! Have you noticed that?

205
00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:37,121
Maybe he's blinking
when you're blinking.

206
00:10:37,330 --> 00:10:39,874
Mabel, remember what the book said
about Gravity Falls?

207
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,501
Trust no one!

208
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,545
Well, what about me, huh?
Why can't you trust me?

209
00:10:44,754 --> 00:10:45,671
Beep-BOP!

210
00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,673
Mabel! He's gonna eat your brain!

211
00:10:47,882 --> 00:10:49,091
Dipper, listen to me.

212
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:52,011
Norman and I are going on a date
at 5:00,

213
00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:56,057
and I'm gonna be adorable,
and he's gonna be dreamy.

214
00:10:56,265 --> 00:11:00,436
And I'm not gonna let you ruin it
with one of your crazy conspiracies!

215
00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,232
(SIGHS) What am I gonna do?

216
00:11:04,607 --> 00:11:06,359
- (CLOCK owl. HOOTS)
- (DOORBELL RINGS)

217
00:11:06,943 --> 00:11:07,985
Coming!

218
00:11:08,778 --> 00:11:10,321
Hey, Norman. How do I look?

219
00:11:12,532 --> 00:11:13,741
Shiny!

220
00:11:14,367 --> 00:11:16,285
You always know what to say.

221
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,917
Soos is right.
I don't have any real evidence.

222
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:27,922
I guess I can be kind of paranoid
sometimes and... Wait, what?

223
00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,218
(SCREAMS)

224
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,220
I was right! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

225
00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:36,597
Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!
Grunkle Stan!

226
00:11:36,806 --> 00:11:39,141
And here we have
rock-that-looks-like-a-face rock.

227
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,310
The rock that looks like a face.

228
00:11:41,519 --> 00:11:42,687
Does it look like a rock?

229
00:11:42,895 --> 00:11:44,939
- No, it looks like a face.
- Is it a face?

230
00:11:45,147 --> 00:11:46,524
It's a rock that looks like a face!

231
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:48,651
Over here! Grunkle Stan!

232
00:11:48,859 --> 00:11:51,112
For the fifth time, it's not an actual face!

233
00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:52,738
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)

234
00:11:54,490 --> 00:11:56,826
Finally, we're alone.

235
00:11:57,034 --> 00:11:59,662
Yes. Alone!

236
00:12:00,204 --> 00:12:01,956
Stan! Stan!

237
00:12:02,707 --> 00:12:04,500
Wendy! Wendy, Wendy!

238
00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:08,004
I need to borrow the golf cart
so I can save my sister from a zombie!

239
00:12:09,505 --> 00:12:11,340
Try not to hit any pedestrians.

240
00:12:15,094 --> 00:12:18,139
Dude, it's me. Soos.
This is for the zombies.

241
00:12:18,347 --> 00:12:19,223
Thanks.

242
00:12:19,432 --> 00:12:21,601
And this is in case you see a pifiata.

243
00:12:22,059 --> 00:12:23,728
Uh, thanks?

244
00:12:24,312 --> 00:12:26,147
Better safe than sorry!

245
00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:31,652
Mabel, now that we've gotten to know
each other,

246
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,196
there's something I should tell you.

247
00:12:35,615 --> 00:12:38,492
Oh, Norman. You can tell me anything.

248
00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:40,620
<i>(THINKING) Please be a vampire!
Please be a vampire!</i>

249
00:12:41,078 --> 00:12:43,831
All right, just don't freak out, okay?

250
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,750
Just keep an open mind. Be cool.

251
00:12:52,381 --> 00:12:55,051
Is this weird? Is this too weird?
You need to sit down?

252
00:12:56,177 --> 00:13:02,099
All right. I'll explain. So, we're gnomes.
First off, get that one out of the way.

253
00:13:02,308 --> 00:13:03,225
Uh...

254
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:08,105
I'm Jeff. And here we have Carson,
Steve, Jason and...

255
00:13:08,314 --> 00:13:10,024
I'm sorry, I always forget your name.

256
00:13:10,232 --> 00:13:11,525
Shmebulock.

257
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,820
Shmebulock, yes! Anyways.

258
00:13:15,029 --> 00:13:18,658
Long story short, us gnomes
have been looking for a new queen.

259
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:19,742
Right, guys?

260
00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:22,536
(TOGETHER) Queen, queen!

261
00:13:23,037 --> 00:13:24,997
Ha. So what do you say?

262
00:13:28,376 --> 00:13:30,670
Will you join us, in holy matrinomy.

263
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:34,548
Matri... Matrimony! Blah!
Can't talk today.

264
00:13:35,925 --> 00:13:41,430
Look, I'm sorry, guys.
You're really sweet, but I'm a girl.

265
00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:45,726
And you're gnomes. And it's like, what?

266
00:13:46,519 --> 00:13:47,520
Yikes!

267
00:13:48,145 --> 00:13:50,523
We understand.
We'll never forget you, Mabel.

268
00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:53,192
Because we're gonna kidnap you.

269
00:13:53,401 --> 00:13:54,527
- Huh?
- (YELLING)

270
00:13:55,027 --> 00:13:56,070
(SCREAMING)

271
00:13:56,737 --> 00:14:00,032
Don't worry, Mabel!
I'll save you from that zombie!

272
00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:02,451
MABEL: Help!

273
00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:04,328
Hold on!

274
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:08,416
The more you struggle,

275
00:14:08,624 --> 00:14:10,793
the more awkward
this is gonna be for everybody!

276
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:13,546
Just... Okay!
Just get her arm there, Steve.

277
00:14:14,171 --> 00:14:15,923
Hey, let go of me!

278
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:19,635
(GROANS)

279
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,806
What the heck is going on here?

280
00:14:24,348 --> 00:14:25,391
(HISSES)

281
00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:28,018
Dipper! Norman turned out to be
a bunch of gnomes!

282
00:14:28,227 --> 00:14:31,021
And they're total jerks! Hair! Hair! Hair!

283
00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:33,357
Gnomes? I was way off.

284
00:14:34,859 --> 00:14:37,445
"Gnomes.
Little men of the Gravity Falls forest.

285
00:14:37,653 --> 00:14:39,071
"Weaknesses, Unknown."

286
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,906
Oh, come on!

287
00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:43,117
Hey, hey! Let go of my sister!

288
00:14:43,325 --> 00:14:44,243
Oh. (LAUGHS)

289
00:14:44,452 --> 00:14:48,414
Hey, there! Um, you know, this is all
really just a big misunderstanding.

290
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:50,332
You see, your sister's not in danger.

291
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,042
She's just marrying
all one thousand of us

292
00:14:52,251 --> 00:14:54,670
and becoming our gnome queen
for all eternity.

293
00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:55,796
Isn't that right, honey?

294
00:14:56,005 --> 00:14:58,257
You guys are butt-faces!

295
00:14:58,799 --> 00:15:00,926
Give her back right now, or else!

296
00:15:01,218 --> 00:15:06,182
You think you can stop us, boy?
You have no idea what we're capable of.

297
00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:08,642
The gnomes are a powerful race!

298
00:15:08,851 --> 00:15:10,561
Do not trifle with the...

299
00:15:13,022 --> 00:15:13,981
(YELLS)

300
00:15:15,399 --> 00:15:18,402
He's getting away with our queen!
No, no, no!

301
00:15:18,611 --> 00:15:19,862
Seatbelt.

302
00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:25,034
You've messed
with the wrong creatures, boy.

303
00:15:25,242 --> 00:15:29,038
Gnomes of the forest, assemble!

304
00:15:40,716 --> 00:15:42,635
Hurry before they come after us!

305
00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:45,262
I wouldn't worry about it.
Did you see their little legs?

306
00:15:45,471 --> 00:15:46,388
The suckers are tiny!

307
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,556
- (LOUD STOMPING)
- (BRAKES SCREECHING)

308
00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:53,312
Dang.

309
00:15:55,397 --> 00:15:57,733
All right, teamwork, guys.
Like we practiced!

310
00:15:58,359 --> 00:15:59,485
(ROARING)

311
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,237
Move, move!

312
00:16:05,825 --> 00:16:07,409
Come back with our queen!

313
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:08,786
It's getting closer!

314
00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:21,340
- (HORN HONKS)
- Shmebulock...

315
00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:26,220
I'll save you, Dipper!

316
00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:34,186
- Thanks, Mabel!
- Don't mention it.

317
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:40,568
Look out!

318
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,403
(BOTH SCREAMING)

319
00:16:47,783 --> 00:16:48,951
(BOTH GROANING)

320
00:16:50,953 --> 00:16:52,746
Stay back, man!

321
00:16:53,789 --> 00:16:54,790
(ROARING)

322
00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:56,208
(BOTH SCREAMING)

323
00:16:57,042 --> 00:16:58,335
Where's Grunkle Stan?

324
00:16:59,044 --> 00:17:01,964
Behold...
The world's most distracting object!

325
00:17:02,172 --> 00:17:03,173
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

326
00:17:03,382 --> 00:17:05,467
Just try to look away, you can't!

327
00:17:06,927 --> 00:17:08,846
I can't even remember
what I was talking about.

328
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,307
JEFF: It's the end of the line, kids!

329
00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:14,143
Mabel, marry us
before we do something crazy!

330
00:17:14,351 --> 00:17:15,728
There's gotta be a way out of this.

331
00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:18,272
I gotta do it.

332
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,233
What? Mabel!
Don't do this! Are you crazy?

333
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:22,985
- Trust me.
- What?

334
00:17:23,193 --> 00:17:26,238
Dipper, just this once, trust me.

335
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:32,870
All right, Jeff. I'll marry you.

336
00:17:33,078 --> 00:17:35,414
Hot dog! Help me down there, Jason.
Thanks, Andy.

337
00:17:35,623 --> 00:17:38,751
All right, left foot, there we go.
Watch those fingers, Mike.

338
00:17:41,921 --> 00:17:43,047
Eh? Eh?

339
00:17:45,424 --> 00:17:46,550
Bada-bing, bada-bam!

340
00:17:46,759 --> 00:17:48,552
Now let's get
you back into the forest honey.

341
00:17:48,761 --> 00:17:50,846
You may now kiss the bride.

342
00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:54,224
Well! Don't mind if I do.

343
00:17:59,772 --> 00:18:01,398
Hey, hey, wait a minute.

344
00:18:03,901 --> 00:18:05,194
What's going on?

345
00:18:05,778 --> 00:18:06,695
(SCREAMING)

346
00:18:06,904 --> 00:18:08,280
That's for lying to me!

347
00:18:10,199 --> 00:18:11,742
That's for breaking my heart!

348
00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:13,202
Ow! My face!

349
00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:16,080
And this is for messing with my brother!

350
00:18:16,288 --> 00:18:17,206
(GROANS)

351
00:18:17,414 --> 00:18:19,291
- Wanna do the honors?
- On three!

352
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,001
- One! Two! Three!
- One! Two! Three!

353
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:26,590
(SCREAMING) I'll get you back for this!

354
00:18:27,216 --> 00:18:28,133
(ALL SCREAMING)

355
00:18:28,342 --> 00:18:30,010
Who's giving orders? I need orders!

356
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,012
My arms are tired.

357
00:18:32,888 --> 00:18:34,306
Anyone else wants some?

358
00:18:38,143 --> 00:18:39,311
(WHIMPERING)

359
00:18:40,562 --> 00:18:41,522
(BLEATING)

360
00:18:41,939 --> 00:18:42,940
(GNOME SCREAMING)

361
00:18:44,274 --> 00:18:48,404
Hey, Dipper,
I'm sorry for ignoring your advice.

362
00:18:48,612 --> 00:18:50,364
You really were just looking out for me.

363
00:18:50,823 --> 00:18:53,867
Oh, don't be like that.
You saved our butts back there!

364
00:18:54,076 --> 00:18:55,077
I guess I'm just sad

365
00:18:55,285 --> 00:18:58,247
that my first boyfriend turned out
to be a bunch of gnomes.

366
00:18:58,455 --> 00:19:01,458
Look on the bright side.
Maybe the next one will be a vampire.

367
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:04,044
Oh! You're just saying that!

368
00:19:04,253 --> 00:19:05,838
Awkward sibling hug?

369
00:19:06,588 --> 00:19:07,715
Awkward sibling hug.

370
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:09,800
- Pat. Pat.
- Pat. Pat.

371
00:19:10,175 --> 00:19:11,343
(ENTRY BELL RINGS)

372
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,556
Sheesh! You two get hit
by a bus or something? Ha!

373
00:19:18,475 --> 00:19:21,812
Hey! Wouldn't you know it?

374
00:19:22,021 --> 00:19:24,023
I accidentally overstocked
some inventory,

375
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:27,026
so, how's about you each take one item
from the gift shop,

376
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,235
on the house, you know?

377
00:19:28,444 --> 00:19:29,987
- Really?
- What's the catch?

378
00:19:30,195 --> 00:19:33,323
That catch is do it before I change
my mind. Now take something.

379
00:19:33,991 --> 00:19:35,534
- Hmm...
- Ooh! (CHUCKLES)

380
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:39,580
Hmm.

381
00:19:39,788 --> 00:19:40,831
That ought to do the trick!

382
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:45,335
And I will have a grappling hook!

383
00:19:46,378 --> 00:19:47,463
Yes!

384
00:19:47,671 --> 00:19:49,757
Wouldn't you rather have,
like, a doll or something?

385
00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:53,969
Grappling hook!

386
00:19:54,178 --> 00:19:55,137
Fair enough!

387
00:19:58,515 --> 00:20:02,227
DIPPER: <i>This journal told me there
was no one in Gravity Falls I could trust.</i>

388
00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:05,397
<i>But when you battle a hundred
gnomes side by side with someone,</i>

389
00:20:05,606 --> 00:20:09,109
<i>you realize that they've probably
always got your back.</i>

390
00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:11,111
Hey, Mabel, could you get the light?

391
00:20:11,528 --> 00:20:12,988
I'm on it.

392
00:20:14,573 --> 00:20:15,616
It worked!

393
00:20:15,991 --> 00:20:17,117
(BOTH LAUGHING)

394
00:20:17,493 --> 00:20:18,410
Grappling hook.

395
00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:21,371
<i>DIPPER: Our uncle told us there was
nothing strange about this town.</i>

396
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:25,793
<i>But who knows what other secrets
are waiting to be unlocked?</i>

397
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:39,973
(GROANS)