1 00:00:03,325 --> 00:00:05,290 Tonight's guests... 2 00:00:05,290 --> 00:00:08,665 1.000 haircuts, all of them cool, 3 00:00:08,665 --> 00:00:10,673 it's Ally Beardsley. 4 00:00:10,673 --> 00:00:11,568 - Thank you. 5 00:00:11,568 --> 00:00:15,425 - Noted toilet water drinker, Grant O'Brien. 6 00:00:15,425 --> 00:00:16,268 - Hi. 7 00:00:16,268 --> 00:00:21,021 - And someone new to bid against, it's Lily Du. 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,182 - Hello. Money means nothing to me now. 9 00:00:25,327 --> 00:00:27,192 And your host, me. 10 00:00:27,192 --> 00:00:30,325 I've been here the whole time. 11 00:00:30,325 --> 00:00:33,038 This is 12 00:00:33,038 --> 00:00:33,871 Game Changer, 13 00:00:33,871 --> 00:00:34,796 the only game show 14 00:00:34,796 --> 00:00:36,376 where the game changes every show. 15 00:00:36,376 --> 00:00:38,929 I am your host, Sam Reich. 16 00:00:38,929 --> 00:00:42,267 I'm joined today by these three lovely contestants. 17 00:00:42,267 --> 00:00:44,800 Now, you all understand how the game works? 18 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:45,745 - I do actually, yeah. - Yes, actually. 19 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:46,578 - Yeah, yeah. 20 00:00:46,578 --> 00:00:48,586 - That's right, it's a Game Samer so without further ado 21 00:00:48,586 --> 00:00:51,241 let's begin by bringing out the safe. 22 00:00:53,625 --> 00:00:54,585 - That's a stool. 23 00:00:54,585 --> 00:00:57,769 - The safe is heavy. It takes at least two people. 24 00:00:57,769 --> 00:00:58,713 - Do you think if you had a stronger crew 25 00:00:58,713 --> 00:01:00,901 it would get out here faster? 26 00:01:00,901 --> 00:01:01,734 - Oh boy. 27 00:01:02,731 --> 00:01:04,237 - Thank you so much both. 28 00:01:04,237 --> 00:01:05,401 Ally. - Yeah? 29 00:01:05,401 --> 00:01:06,351 - Would you- 30 00:01:06,351 --> 00:01:09,121 - Oh, we're starting that quick. I have whiplash. 31 00:01:09,121 --> 00:01:10,769 - Do an earnest breakdance. 32 00:01:12,324 --> 00:01:13,956 - Somehow this is more embarrassing 33 00:01:13,956 --> 00:01:15,774 than the worst stuff I thought. 34 00:01:17,099 --> 00:01:18,890 - And you somehow did bullseye me 35 00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:20,386 because there is a breakdance. 36 00:01:20,386 --> 00:01:24,380 It's arms only that me and my cousin took hours to learn, 37 00:01:24,380 --> 00:01:26,374 and I still remember it. 38 00:01:26,374 --> 00:01:27,317 - How much? 39 00:01:27,317 --> 00:01:28,486 - I do need to preface this. 40 00:01:28,486 --> 00:01:31,495 It doesn't look impressive, but it's really hard. 41 00:01:31,495 --> 00:01:32,719 I want to do it and have someone 42 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:34,545 try their hardest to also do it. 43 00:01:34,545 --> 00:01:35,378 - No guarantees, Ally. 44 00:01:35,378 --> 00:01:37,711 - Okay, anyway, $500. - $500? 45 00:01:39,886 --> 00:01:42,748 - I'll give you a little peek. Okay, that's all you get. 46 00:01:42,748 --> 00:01:44,162 - I'd like to see more. 47 00:01:44,162 --> 00:01:46,957 I don't think that's worth $500. Grant. 48 00:01:46,957 --> 00:01:49,313 - I mean, I actually want to see it 49 00:01:49,313 --> 00:01:52,680 so I'm reluctant to bid against that, 50 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,999 but I also would do it for less. 51 00:01:54,999 --> 00:01:56,832 I'd do it for $250. 52 00:01:56,832 --> 00:01:58,046 - What would you do, though? 53 00:01:58,046 --> 00:01:59,782 - I'd try to do that thing where the leg, 54 00:01:59,782 --> 00:02:02,070 where you circle the leg. - Try to do! 55 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:04,394 - That I desperately want to see. 56 00:02:04,394 --> 00:02:06,277 - No, same. - Lily. 57 00:02:06,277 --> 00:02:09,302 - For 200... 58 00:02:09,302 --> 00:02:12,475 I will try to do a kickup. 59 00:02:12,475 --> 00:02:13,604 - Off the floor? - Yeah. 60 00:02:13,604 --> 00:02:14,437 - Oh, whoa. 61 00:02:14,437 --> 00:02:15,969 - And then I'll try to do the leg spinny thing. 62 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,615 - Do I hear any better than 200? 63 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:21,913 - I'll do 150 for the cool arm thing that I know I can nail. 64 00:02:21,913 --> 00:02:23,111 - That's 150 from Ally. 65 00:02:23,111 --> 00:02:24,356 - I'm out. - I'm out. 66 00:02:24,356 --> 00:02:25,495 - Oh, great. 67 00:02:25,495 --> 00:02:28,388 - I want to see it. - Out so soon? 68 00:02:28,388 --> 00:02:29,756 - Can someone please- - I'd like to see it. 69 00:02:29,756 --> 00:02:31,644 - Can you guys agree to try after me? 70 00:02:31,644 --> 00:02:32,477 - Yeah. - 'Cause it does look easy. 71 00:02:32,477 --> 00:02:33,354 - All right, sure. - Absolutely. 72 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:35,556 - But it's not easy, once again. 73 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:40,004 - I'll try it for $40. - How dare you? 74 00:02:40,004 --> 00:02:40,837 - Don't do that. 75 00:02:40,837 --> 00:02:42,111 - Wait, are you making a deal with me? 76 00:02:42,111 --> 00:02:42,944 - Sam, you're out of this. 77 00:02:42,944 --> 00:02:43,777 I'm making a deal with the person- 78 00:02:43,777 --> 00:02:44,794 - Wait, I'm getting $150 79 00:02:44,794 --> 00:02:46,331 and I have to give 40 of them to you? 80 00:02:46,331 --> 00:02:48,271 - I don't want to do it. - This is the first one. 81 00:02:48,271 --> 00:02:51,907 - This is the first one, yes. - Pay me $20. Pay me $20. 82 00:02:51,907 --> 00:02:53,457 - All right, 40, 20, here we go. 83 00:02:53,457 --> 00:02:56,043 - Yep, let's do it. - Oh my God. 84 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:56,944 - Oh no. 85 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,747 - It's literally like the music video. 86 00:02:58,747 --> 00:02:59,774 - Oh boy. - Oh my God. 87 00:02:59,774 --> 00:03:02,279 It's a Fatboy Slim music video. 88 00:03:02,279 --> 00:03:04,675 - Are you ready? I'm ready. - As ready as I'll ever be. 89 00:03:06,712 --> 00:03:10,666 - It's only this and then you can kind of like, move around. 90 00:03:10,666 --> 00:03:14,092 - I paid $90 for this. 91 00:03:14,092 --> 00:03:15,585 - Now please try it. - Try that? 92 00:03:15,585 --> 00:03:18,209 - Your arms are gonna, pow, right into your sides. 93 00:03:18,209 --> 00:03:21,283 It's not gonna look as fluid. - I paid $90! 94 00:03:22,422 --> 00:03:25,065 - If you nail it, I swear to God I'm gonna take an Uber home 95 00:03:25,065 --> 00:03:27,056 and leave my car here. - No way Grant nails this. 96 00:03:27,056 --> 00:03:29,045 - Go for it, Grant. 97 00:03:31,509 --> 00:03:32,342 - I almost fell. - Grant, Grant. 98 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:33,175 - I almost fell. - See? 99 00:03:33,175 --> 00:03:34,141 - Are you faking that? 100 00:03:34,141 --> 00:03:35,877 - What was that? Isn't that what I was doing? 101 00:03:35,877 --> 00:03:37,091 - Do it at the same time as me 102 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:38,875 and you'll see the difference. - All right, sure. 103 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:40,390 - One, two, three. 104 00:03:43,829 --> 00:03:46,573 - You know something? You know something, Ally? 105 00:03:46,573 --> 00:03:51,073 That's not worth $90, but this together is worth $130. 106 00:03:54,230 --> 00:03:56,031 Capitalism is strange that way. 107 00:03:56,031 --> 00:03:57,587 - Okay. 108 00:03:57,587 --> 00:03:59,288 - Ally's thing looked wrong. 109 00:03:59,288 --> 00:04:00,955 - It's a great move. 110 00:04:01,999 --> 00:04:03,445 - It was what, this? 111 00:04:03,445 --> 00:04:05,525 - Wow, yeah, exactly. 112 00:04:05,525 --> 00:04:08,248 - Is it this? 113 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,081 - You know what? 114 00:04:09,081 --> 00:04:12,078 Ultimately small price to pay to embarrass you all. 115 00:04:12,078 --> 00:04:12,939 - How dare you? 116 00:04:12,939 --> 00:04:15,815 - 90, 40, 20. 117 00:04:15,815 --> 00:04:17,838 Creative dealmaking to start this game. 118 00:04:17,838 --> 00:04:18,989 Grant O'Brien. - Hi. 119 00:04:18,989 --> 00:04:22,045 - Would you take a bite of an onion? 120 00:04:22,878 --> 00:04:24,067 - That's not peeled? 121 00:04:24,067 --> 00:04:25,718 - Oh, where would be the fun of that? 122 00:04:25,718 --> 00:04:28,293 - Can I peel it with my hands before I take the bite? 123 00:04:28,293 --> 00:04:30,451 - Well, that's a negotiation that we'll leave open 124 00:04:30,451 --> 00:04:31,664 depending on the other offers I get. 125 00:04:31,664 --> 00:04:32,552 - All right. - Oh. 126 00:04:32,552 --> 00:04:35,302 - Yeah, $100. - $100, not so bad. Lily. 127 00:04:35,302 --> 00:04:37,406 - For 200 I eat it with the skin. 128 00:04:38,449 --> 00:04:40,319 - $90 I eat it with the skin. 129 00:04:40,319 --> 00:04:43,507 - Wow! 130 00:04:43,507 --> 00:04:45,184 - $80, I'll take a bite with the skin. 131 00:04:45,184 --> 00:04:47,414 - God damn it. - $80 from Grant. 132 00:04:47,414 --> 00:04:48,786 - For 75 I'll do it. 133 00:04:48,786 --> 00:04:50,139 - 75 from Lily. 134 00:04:50,139 --> 00:04:51,485 - 70. - 70 from Grant. 135 00:04:51,485 --> 00:04:54,245 - It's a race to the bottom here again! 136 00:04:54,245 --> 00:04:56,241 - $70 goes to Grant. 137 00:04:56,241 --> 00:04:57,854 - The worst part is gonna be the skin. 138 00:04:57,854 --> 00:04:59,155 - How big of a bite? 139 00:04:59,155 --> 00:05:00,899 - You know. - Like an apple bite? 140 00:05:00,899 --> 00:05:02,565 - Yes, an apple bite would be a great example. 141 00:05:02,565 --> 00:05:03,606 - Grant takes big bites. 142 00:05:03,606 --> 00:05:05,813 - Well, I'm a big boy. - Oh, boy. 143 00:05:05,813 --> 00:05:06,991 - Ew, why is he gonna stand like that 144 00:05:06,991 --> 00:05:08,324 behind the safe? 145 00:05:09,408 --> 00:05:10,241 - This one's for you. 146 00:05:10,241 --> 00:05:12,326 - Why did I get put on the horny money episode? 147 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:14,903 - Ew! - Ew! 148 00:05:16,134 --> 00:05:19,466 - That'll be $70 for Grant, bringing him to 110. 149 00:05:19,466 --> 00:05:22,966 Lily, would you let a dog lick your mouth? 150 00:05:25,054 --> 00:05:25,887 - Absolutely. - Now, I'm talking 151 00:05:25,887 --> 00:05:28,300 about open mouth french kiss. 152 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:29,394 - How smelly is this dog? 153 00:05:29,394 --> 00:05:31,120 I will say, my dog has some 154 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,903 of the cleanest teeth at the vet. 155 00:05:32,903 --> 00:05:36,406 - This is my dog, so you have a sense of size. 156 00:05:38,647 --> 00:05:39,506 - It would be a pleasure! 157 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,968 - Okay, can I pay to just kiss her on the head? 158 00:05:41,968 --> 00:05:43,284 - He really is beautiful. 159 00:05:43,284 --> 00:05:45,313 - We will need the coconut oil. 160 00:05:45,313 --> 00:05:47,658 - What's his sign? 161 00:05:47,658 --> 00:05:48,491 Wait, what? What's going on everyone? 162 00:05:48,491 --> 00:05:51,258 - Finn, I can't wait for you to make out with me. 163 00:05:51,258 --> 00:05:53,192 - What are you gonna make us do to the dog next? 164 00:05:53,192 --> 00:05:55,590 - He finds coconut oil irresistible. 165 00:05:55,590 --> 00:05:56,423 - Oh. - Don't we all? 166 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:58,120 - So if we put coconut oil on your lips, 167 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,724 he will make out with you until we say stop. 168 00:06:00,724 --> 00:06:01,557 - No. 169 00:06:01,557 --> 00:06:02,945 - So sorry, it's on my lips or inside my mouth? 170 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:05,172 'Cause I'm okay with either. - This is too horny! 171 00:06:05,172 --> 00:06:06,295 - I'm okay with either. 172 00:06:06,295 --> 00:06:07,817 It's my lips or inside my mouth. 173 00:06:07,817 --> 00:06:08,650 - Your lips. 174 00:06:08,650 --> 00:06:09,483 - Oh, that's not bad at all. 175 00:06:09,483 --> 00:06:11,316 - We are expecting an open-mouth kiss 176 00:06:11,316 --> 00:06:13,424 so let the bidding begin. - $10. 177 00:06:13,424 --> 00:06:17,027 - $10 from Lily. We're going down, folks. 178 00:06:17,027 --> 00:06:18,503 We began with 90- - This is insane. 179 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:19,336 - I want to- 180 00:06:19,336 --> 00:06:20,906 - Can we have a meeting actually? 181 00:06:20,906 --> 00:06:23,604 I need to talk to both of you. - Okay. 182 00:06:23,604 --> 00:06:25,607 - Fucking get it together. 183 00:06:25,607 --> 00:06:27,207 Pretend you don't want to kiss the dog. 184 00:06:27,207 --> 00:06:29,236 Know inside that you want to kiss the dog. 185 00:06:29,236 --> 00:06:30,393 - Okay. - Say $200. 186 00:06:30,393 --> 00:06:33,133 - Okay, okay, 200. - $200? 187 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:35,415 - 200. I changed my mind. - I'll do it for $10. 188 00:06:35,415 --> 00:06:37,471 - Oh my God! 189 00:06:37,471 --> 00:06:40,850 - I like that dog. - $9! Finn, come to me! 190 00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:41,683 - $7. 191 00:06:41,683 --> 00:06:42,932 - The dog's cute, I get it. 192 00:06:42,932 --> 00:06:44,329 - Six. - $6? 193 00:06:44,329 --> 00:06:45,267 - $5. - $5! 194 00:06:45,267 --> 00:06:46,150 - Four. - Four! 195 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:47,341 - $3. - $3! 196 00:06:47,341 --> 00:06:48,174 - Two. - Two! 197 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:49,537 - $1. - $1. 198 00:06:49,537 --> 00:06:50,370 - Free. - Free? 199 00:06:50,370 --> 00:06:52,213 - I'll give you $1. - Give me $1. 200 00:06:52,213 --> 00:06:54,621 - I'll give you $2. - Give me $2. 201 00:06:54,621 --> 00:06:57,609 - I'll give you $10. - Give me $10! 202 00:06:57,609 --> 00:06:58,924 - Look at that little sweetheart. 203 00:06:58,924 --> 00:07:01,015 - Going once. - Oh my God. 204 00:07:01,015 --> 00:07:02,020 - Going twice. 205 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:03,376 - Look at that little sweetheart! 206 00:07:03,376 --> 00:07:05,353 - A cutie! - Wait, here's the thing. 207 00:07:05,353 --> 00:07:09,237 If Grant does that, is Finn not allowed to kiss my face? 208 00:07:09,237 --> 00:07:12,223 - I suppose we could throw in a free kiss. 209 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,533 Sold to Grant. 210 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:16,299 Let's go ahead and bring out the coconut oil, please. 211 00:07:16,299 --> 00:07:19,426 - Oh my God, this is insane! 212 00:07:19,426 --> 00:07:22,513 - Now, Grant has just consumed an onion, 213 00:07:22,513 --> 00:07:24,599 and I'm a little concerned- - Might be repulsive to Finn. 214 00:07:24,599 --> 00:07:26,023 - That this will backfire. 215 00:07:26,023 --> 00:07:29,883 - A little onion coconut dog melange. 216 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:33,336 - Now, if we're looking at the rest of the challenges, okay, 217 00:07:33,336 --> 00:07:35,656 how many more of them have a sexual undertone? 218 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,187 Because I'm looking at my teammates here. 219 00:07:38,187 --> 00:07:39,020 - What are you talking about? 220 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:40,993 - And I'm trying to figure out, can we bargain? 221 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:42,178 Can we figure it out? 222 00:07:42,178 --> 00:07:44,281 But if you keep throwing us shit like this, 223 00:07:44,281 --> 00:07:46,218 it's just gonna be an episode of people doing things 224 00:07:46,218 --> 00:07:49,498 for free, and I'm gonna be here pulling my hair out. 225 00:07:49,498 --> 00:07:52,147 - No, no, no. I'm ready to unionize after Grant. 226 00:07:52,147 --> 00:07:53,661 - Oh my God! - I'm ready to unionize. 227 00:07:53,661 --> 00:07:56,996 - Hi, honey, oh. - Hey, this is Grant. 228 00:07:56,996 --> 00:07:57,829 - Hi. 229 00:07:57,829 --> 00:07:59,553 - Finn doesn't want it. - It's really oniony, huh? 230 00:07:59,553 --> 00:08:00,973 - Finn doesn't want it! 231 00:08:00,973 --> 00:08:02,506 - Yeah, no one likes that. 232 00:08:02,506 --> 00:08:04,271 - Finn doesn't want it. 233 00:08:05,104 --> 00:08:06,994 - Literally pushed me away. 234 00:08:06,994 --> 00:08:09,973 - Come to me. - Literally would not do it. 235 00:08:09,973 --> 00:08:11,315 - What about Lily? Do you like Lily? 236 00:08:11,315 --> 00:08:13,374 - How his favorite thing is coconut oil, 237 00:08:13,374 --> 00:08:14,946 and he still wouldn't kiss you. 238 00:08:14,946 --> 00:08:16,899 - I'm used to that. 239 00:08:16,899 --> 00:08:18,123 - Oh. - Ooh. 240 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:21,023 - Okay. - I'm so offended. 241 00:08:21,023 --> 00:08:22,691 - Finn, thank you very much for participating. 242 00:08:22,691 --> 00:08:24,091 - Finn, thank you for all you do. 243 00:08:24,091 --> 00:08:25,960 - Gorgeous animal. That was great. 244 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,074 - You have a very clean dog mouth. 245 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,580 - As far as dog mouths go. 246 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:33,203 We're going to take this up a small notch. 247 00:08:33,203 --> 00:08:34,209 Ally. - Mm-hmm. 248 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:35,861 - Tweet your own name in quotes 249 00:08:35,861 --> 00:08:37,818 as if you were searching for it. 250 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:41,757 - That is smart. 251 00:08:41,757 --> 00:08:43,962 - Why, thank you. It means a lot. 252 00:08:43,962 --> 00:08:44,795 How much? 253 00:08:44,795 --> 00:08:46,790 - We should just set a number and stick to it. 254 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:48,070 - Broker a deal. - Yeah. 255 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,611 - We won't go under $250 for anything here on out. 256 00:08:50,611 --> 00:08:51,755 - Yeah. 257 00:08:51,755 --> 00:08:53,828 - Excuse me. - That is good. 258 00:08:53,828 --> 00:08:55,645 - You just got a full freebie. 259 00:08:55,645 --> 00:08:57,485 - Let's take Sam for all he's worth. 260 00:08:57,485 --> 00:08:58,318 - Yeah. 261 00:08:58,318 --> 00:09:00,567 - Let's make CollegeHumor go out of business again. 262 00:09:02,082 --> 00:09:03,473 - I say 275. 263 00:09:03,473 --> 00:09:04,985 - 275. Do not go lower. 264 00:09:04,985 --> 00:09:07,224 - You're setting a floor, that's what's happening? 265 00:09:07,224 --> 00:09:08,450 - We've had it up to here, okay? 266 00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:11,365 - I won't even do it for 275. I won't do that. 267 00:09:11,365 --> 00:09:13,805 - So is your bid 275, Ally? 268 00:09:13,805 --> 00:09:15,381 Or are you just saying that's the floor? 269 00:09:15,381 --> 00:09:17,610 - No, I'm saying mine is 275. 270 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:19,952 - And I'm not going to bid. - And I'm not going to bid. 271 00:09:19,952 --> 00:09:21,057 - Given the amount of money in the safe, 272 00:09:21,057 --> 00:09:23,436 I am a little worried about running out fast. 273 00:09:23,436 --> 00:09:27,055 You've given me no choice but to bring out a scab. 274 00:09:27,055 --> 00:09:27,888 - What? 275 00:09:27,888 --> 00:09:30,187 - Who would be disgusting, a filthy rat enough to be- 276 00:09:30,187 --> 00:09:33,113 - Oh no. - Oh my God, Katie! 277 00:09:33,113 --> 00:09:34,444 - That's stupid. 278 00:09:34,444 --> 00:09:35,277 - Katie, if you could take a position- 279 00:09:35,277 --> 00:09:36,110 - Katie's hair looks incredible. 280 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,743 - Among the players, please. - Wait, what is this? 281 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:38,964 - Katie and I made an agreement before this. 282 00:09:38,964 --> 00:09:41,445 - Yes. - That if costs got too high, 283 00:09:41,445 --> 00:09:44,186 she would come out here in order to drive them down. 284 00:09:44,186 --> 00:09:47,885 And so Katie, I'll ask you, would you tweet your own name 285 00:09:47,885 --> 00:09:51,073 in quotes for any less than $275? 286 00:09:51,073 --> 00:09:51,906 - Yeah. 287 00:09:51,906 --> 00:09:54,128 - What's your best offer, Katie? 288 00:09:54,128 --> 00:09:55,826 - I'll do it for $20. 289 00:09:55,826 --> 00:09:58,457 - No, no! - Jesus Christ! 290 00:09:58,457 --> 00:09:59,906 - I'd do it for $20. 291 00:09:59,906 --> 00:10:02,528 - No, would you really? - Wait, that's very funny. 292 00:10:02,528 --> 00:10:03,361 - Will you really? 293 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:04,496 - No, no, no, don't outbid her. 294 00:10:04,496 --> 00:10:05,499 - Yep. - Don't outbid her. 295 00:10:05,499 --> 00:10:06,990 Let her do it. - I'd do it for $20. 296 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:07,823 - Let her do it! 297 00:10:07,823 --> 00:10:10,977 - This goes to Katie Marovitch for $20. 298 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:13,776 Katie, go ahead and tweet your name in quotes. 299 00:10:13,776 --> 00:10:15,707 - I can't believe it. 300 00:10:15,707 --> 00:10:18,009 - And tweeted. - Oh my God! 301 00:10:18,009 --> 00:10:19,313 - I can't believe it. 302 00:10:19,313 --> 00:10:20,232 - Katie, you can go ahead 303 00:10:20,232 --> 00:10:22,842 and write $20 on your scoreboard. 304 00:10:22,842 --> 00:10:24,220 - I'm excited. - This is so stupid. 305 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:25,877 - We barely got off the ground. 306 00:10:25,877 --> 00:10:29,206 - Now, since the rest of you have chosen to unionize, 307 00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:32,458 I think it's fair that you all pay union dues 308 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:35,572 so I am going to subtract $5 from each of your scores. 309 00:10:35,572 --> 00:10:36,894 - That's okay. Happy to. 310 00:10:36,894 --> 00:10:38,906 - Great, but what benefits do we receive as the union 311 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,167 to pay these dues for? - Yeah. 312 00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:41,721 - The benefits of being in the union. 313 00:10:41,721 --> 00:10:43,259 - Hey Katie, you want to unionize with us? 314 00:10:43,259 --> 00:10:44,092 - No. 315 00:10:44,092 --> 00:10:46,624 - I'll Venmo you $200 real dollars right now 316 00:10:46,624 --> 00:10:48,023 to unionize with us. - Yeah. 317 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,631 - We're moving on. 318 00:10:49,631 --> 00:10:50,983 Grant. - What? 319 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:55,189 - Would you get a temporary tattoo sleeve? 320 00:10:55,189 --> 00:10:58,237 - I love that, and I would love to have that. 321 00:10:58,237 --> 00:11:00,160 - Grant. - All right, $50. 322 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,160 - $50, Lily. 323 00:11:02,097 --> 00:11:03,558 - $50. 324 00:11:03,558 --> 00:11:05,021 - Sounds about right. Ally. 325 00:11:05,021 --> 00:11:07,623 - I'm gonna have to go with $250. 326 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,456 - Okay, $250. - Oh, fuck. 327 00:11:08,456 --> 00:11:11,406 Yeah, 250, wait, shit, oh yeah, that's, fuck, fuck, fuck. 328 00:11:11,406 --> 00:11:13,865 - How quickly we forget ourselves. 329 00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:15,040 - I hate this. - Interesting. 330 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,935 - Katie, can you do any better than $250? 331 00:11:17,935 --> 00:11:19,019 - Oh, jeez, Sam. 332 00:11:19,019 --> 00:11:20,527 - Can you do better than 50? Grant's was 50. 333 00:11:20,527 --> 00:11:21,790 - 50 is actually the lowest. 334 00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:25,534 - I'll do it for $45. - Well, that's not bad. 335 00:11:25,534 --> 00:11:26,716 - $45. 336 00:11:26,716 --> 00:11:28,072 - Can I go lower? - Yeah, yeah. 337 00:11:28,072 --> 00:11:29,227 - Yeah, yeah, let's see how this shakes out. 338 00:11:29,227 --> 00:11:30,505 - $40. 339 00:11:30,505 --> 00:11:34,277 - Do I hear any lower from anyone than $40? 340 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,382 - I'll do it for 35. - Do I hear lower than 35? 341 00:11:36,382 --> 00:11:38,831 - It's Friday, and that's gonna look stupid by tonight. 342 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:39,664 No, I'm out, I'm out. 343 00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:41,323 - Go to church and it'll still look good. 344 00:11:41,323 --> 00:11:42,345 - You're out? - I'm out. 345 00:11:42,345 --> 00:11:44,707 - It's going once, going twice. 346 00:11:44,707 --> 00:11:47,734 Sold to Katie for $35. 347 00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:49,791 Time to suit up. 348 00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:51,032 - Put my hand here? 349 00:11:51,032 --> 00:11:53,558 - $35? - 35 sweet dollars. 350 00:11:53,558 --> 00:11:56,377 - This is a temp tattoo, that's fine. 351 00:11:56,377 --> 00:11:58,927 - But how can we do it while Katie's always there? 352 00:11:58,927 --> 00:11:59,873 We take her out. 353 00:11:59,873 --> 00:12:01,446 - Come on baby, make it look good. 354 00:12:02,945 --> 00:12:05,091 - Okay- - Don't call my crew, "Baby." 355 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,134 - You can call this crew whatever you want. 356 00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:07,963 - Make it look slidey and weird. 357 00:12:07,963 --> 00:12:08,796 - Oh my God! 358 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:09,629 - The crew's gonna get it. 359 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:10,462 - What do we think so far? 360 00:12:10,462 --> 00:12:11,295 - It looks incredible. - Does it really? 361 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:14,032 - What do people do in real life with scabs? 362 00:12:14,032 --> 00:12:14,865 - That's what I'm trying to figure out. 363 00:12:14,865 --> 00:12:16,410 - You get them to join the union 364 00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:17,900 or you threaten their family. 365 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:20,060 - Let's get a look at that tattoo. 366 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:21,993 Pretty badass, Katie. 367 00:12:21,993 --> 00:12:23,004 - That looks real. 368 00:12:23,004 --> 00:12:24,529 - Guys, we have to beat up Katie. 369 00:12:24,529 --> 00:12:25,989 - You can return to your position 370 00:12:25,989 --> 00:12:29,072 and turn that $20, I believe, to $55. 371 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:33,773 Ally with $85, Grant with $105, Lily with $15, 372 00:12:35,312 --> 00:12:38,458 and Katie, our scab, with $55. 373 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,108 Ash, would you go ahead and open the safe, please. 374 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,388 - Oh no. 375 00:12:42,388 --> 00:12:44,054 - Already we're finding out? 376 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,132 - Yeah, that's how he does this. 377 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,174 - There are once again $10.000 inside of this safe. 378 00:12:47,174 --> 00:12:48,924 - I fucking told you! 379 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,733 - Lily, would you let a tarantula crawl on your face? 380 00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:55,286 - No, no! 381 00:12:55,286 --> 00:12:56,304 - Oh my God! - I would now like 382 00:12:56,304 --> 00:12:59,173 to introduce you to Molly and Paul. 383 00:12:59,173 --> 00:13:00,024 - I feel sick. 384 00:13:00,024 --> 00:13:02,891 - Everybody, this is Molly, our tarantula handler. 385 00:13:02,891 --> 00:13:04,290 - Hi. - Hi, Molly. 386 00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:05,551 - This is Paul. 387 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,170 - How long does it have to be on our face? 388 00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:09,529 - Just, you know, a few seconds. A good crawl. 389 00:13:09,529 --> 00:13:11,144 - You said "across your face." - A good crawl. 390 00:13:11,144 --> 00:13:12,254 - That takes a while. 391 00:13:12,254 --> 00:13:14,282 - Now, Lily, I will throw it to you 392 00:13:14,282 --> 00:13:15,385 with all that information. - Lily... 393 00:13:15,385 --> 00:13:17,770 - I would do it for 1.000. 394 00:13:17,770 --> 00:13:22,170 - $1.000 from Lily. Katie, would you do it for any less? 395 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:24,539 - Yeah, I'll do it for 999. 396 00:13:24,539 --> 00:13:26,283 - Okay, I'm out. It's her. 397 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,568 - Well, now I have two offers. 398 00:13:28,401 --> 00:13:29,735 I mean, the difference is only $1 399 00:13:29,735 --> 00:13:31,377 so it's really up to me when you think about it. 400 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,587 - Yeah, that's very true. 401 00:13:33,587 --> 00:13:35,451 - Going with Lily for $1.000. 402 00:13:35,451 --> 00:13:37,485 Let's go ahead and get the armchair in here. 403 00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:38,818 - This is crazy. - Wow. 404 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,818 - How's our little guy doing? - Good. 405 00:13:43,317 --> 00:13:47,173 - Lily, you can come over and take a seat, please. 406 00:13:47,173 --> 00:13:50,173 - Uh, Grant hates this for real. 407 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,756 - Oh, there we go. 408 00:14:07,756 --> 00:14:09,168 - Hey, I bet we got it. - Good. 409 00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:12,856 - Yeah, hey, I bet we got the shot, eh? 410 00:14:12,856 --> 00:14:15,890 - Lily with 1.015, Grant with 105, 411 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:18,557 Katie with 55, and Ally with 85. 412 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,157 - Should have asked for more. 413 00:14:21,157 --> 00:14:22,557 - Ally. - Yeah. 414 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,384 - Would you post an Instagram of yourself 415 00:14:25,384 --> 00:14:26,803 at a maskless rave? 416 00:14:26,803 --> 00:14:28,405 And now you're asking, 417 00:14:28,405 --> 00:14:31,862 how on Earth would I find that photo? 418 00:14:31,862 --> 00:14:33,119 And I would like to remind you 419 00:14:33,119 --> 00:14:36,786 that I went to Photoshop Camp as a teenager. 420 00:14:37,995 --> 00:14:40,241 - Oh. - Oh, they look Photoshopped! 421 00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:42,702 - Wait, Lily, you look the best out of all of these. 422 00:14:42,702 --> 00:14:44,009 I think you should do it. - No, I don't! 423 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,259 - Let's make clear an expectation here. 424 00:14:46,259 --> 00:14:47,092 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 425 00:14:47,092 --> 00:14:49,580 - When you post this it will be 426 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:53,915 with the caption, Miami, exclamation point. 427 00:14:53,915 --> 00:14:57,044 That's all. 428 00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:59,079 - I think Grant should do this one 'cause it seems 429 00:14:59,079 --> 00:15:01,062 like he would be the one most likely to do it. 430 00:15:01,062 --> 00:15:02,540 - Oh fuck, it does. 431 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:04,163 - Yeah. - What about Katie? 432 00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:05,452 What's the photo of Katie look like? 433 00:15:05,452 --> 00:15:07,523 - Oh, the photo of Katie looks just about the same. 434 00:15:07,523 --> 00:15:10,057 - Yes! 435 00:15:10,057 --> 00:15:11,850 - Okay, I would like to remind the group 436 00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:15,017 that there's still $8.740 on the line. 437 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,836 - I'd do it for $1.000. 438 00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:21,269 - $1.000 is a reasonable offer, Grant. I respect that. 439 00:15:21,269 --> 00:15:22,438 - Well, I'm a reasonable man. 440 00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:24,089 - It was Ally's turn, however. 441 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,103 - Yeah. $1.200. 442 00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:28,211 - That's $1.200 from Ally. 443 00:15:28,211 --> 00:15:31,177 - But you also have to Photoshop in Megan Fox 444 00:15:31,177 --> 00:15:32,514 and Machine Gun Kelly next to me. 445 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,161 - Yes! 446 00:15:34,161 --> 00:15:34,994 - Grant. 447 00:15:34,994 --> 00:15:36,256 - I would do it for $1.000. 448 00:15:36,256 --> 00:15:39,388 - $1.000 from Grant. Do I hear any lower than 1.000? 449 00:15:39,388 --> 00:15:41,221 - I'll do it for $999. 450 00:15:42,504 --> 00:15:44,131 - $999. 451 00:15:44,131 --> 00:15:45,511 - 998. - 998. 452 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,240 - 997! - 997. 453 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,407 - $900. - $900. 454 00:15:49,836 --> 00:15:51,669 - I'll do $400. - $400! 455 00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:55,301 - Katie. 456 00:15:55,301 --> 00:15:56,798 - 350. - What? 457 00:15:56,798 --> 00:15:57,631 - Going once. 458 00:15:57,631 --> 00:16:01,175 - I'll do it for $75. - Oh my God! 459 00:16:01,175 --> 00:16:03,969 - $75? - Oh my God. 460 00:16:03,969 --> 00:16:05,671 - There are people that I'm trying to sleep with 461 00:16:05,671 --> 00:16:06,850 that follow me on Instagram, 462 00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:08,296 and I want them to think I'm a good man. 463 00:16:08,296 --> 00:16:10,463 - Going once. Going twice. 464 00:16:11,385 --> 00:16:12,218 Sold to Katie. 465 00:16:12,218 --> 00:16:13,051 - I can't believe it. 466 00:16:13,051 --> 00:16:14,740 - Katie, I'm gonna go ahead and text this to you. 467 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,061 - Text it to me. I will post it right away. 468 00:16:17,061 --> 00:16:19,799 - I don't know if I feel bad from the onion, 469 00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:22,318 from the stress hormones from that tarantula, 470 00:16:22,318 --> 00:16:23,618 or from the fact that I don't know 471 00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:25,282 how I'm gonna make any money in this game. 472 00:16:25,282 --> 00:16:26,440 - I did it. - I can't believe it. 473 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,273 - Already people are liking it. 474 00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:28,965 - People are liking it already! 475 00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:31,161 - Katie, you'll never make the big bucks this way. 476 00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:32,050 - Yeah, it's true. 477 00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:35,761 - A good prompt is elegantly simple 478 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,019 and so the difficulty is coming up with prompts 479 00:16:38,019 --> 00:16:39,759 that are creative and devious 480 00:16:39,759 --> 00:16:41,779 despite the fact that they're simple, 481 00:16:41,779 --> 00:16:44,848 and I can't tell you how proud I am of this next one. 482 00:16:44,848 --> 00:16:48,083 Would you put a notch in your eyebrow? 483 00:16:53,328 --> 00:16:57,114 - Oh! - Oh my God, this is so good. 484 00:16:57,114 --> 00:16:58,743 - I am bisexual. 485 00:16:58,743 --> 00:16:59,877 - Yeah, I was gonna say. 486 00:16:59,877 --> 00:17:02,015 - And that's the only way to let people know 487 00:17:02,015 --> 00:17:03,285 that you're bisexual. 488 00:17:03,285 --> 00:17:04,118 - It's gotta be Grant. 489 00:17:04,118 --> 00:17:05,278 - You get to go to Equinox for free. 490 00:17:06,886 --> 00:17:07,732 - I'm not doing it. - Here's the thing, 491 00:17:07,732 --> 00:17:09,584 you won't know until it's too late 492 00:17:09,584 --> 00:17:11,159 whether you can pull it off. 493 00:17:11,159 --> 00:17:12,788 - Yeah, true. - I know- 494 00:17:12,788 --> 00:17:14,424 - Katie said she won't scab for this 495 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:15,351 so name as high a price as you want. 496 00:17:15,351 --> 00:17:16,220 - Yes, yes! 497 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:17,996 - I won't scab. You have my word. 498 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,251 - Excuse me, Katie. That's what you're here for! 499 00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:22,826 - I'm not making as much money as I wanted to be! 500 00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:24,492 I have to join the group! 501 00:17:24,492 --> 00:17:26,100 - Thank God, we did it. 502 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:28,175 - I believe, Grant, I'm starting with you. 503 00:17:28,175 --> 00:17:30,662 - There's not, I won't do that for money. 504 00:17:30,662 --> 00:17:32,426 - I think it would look kinda hot on you, though. 505 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,485 - There's not an amount of money left 506 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:35,071 that I would do that for. 507 00:17:35,071 --> 00:17:36,279 - Lily. - Here's the thing. 508 00:17:36,279 --> 00:17:39,512 I do need my face to look the same for auditions 509 00:17:39,512 --> 00:17:41,735 so for that reason I'm out. 510 00:17:41,735 --> 00:17:43,757 - Wow, this is like "Shark Tank" all of a sudden. 511 00:17:43,757 --> 00:17:46,801 Here I am, the lone pitcher with a product 512 00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:48,383 I think America can really get behind 513 00:17:48,383 --> 00:17:50,701 and all of you are telling me you're out! 514 00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:52,004 - How thin is the notch? 515 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,385 - Oh, I was planning on giving you the razor. 516 00:17:53,385 --> 00:17:55,124 - Oh, the notch could be so thin. 517 00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:56,461 - Look at my eyebrows. They're so- 518 00:17:56,461 --> 00:17:57,828 - They're bushy. You could pencil them in. 519 00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,514 - I can't. - You do the notch at the end. 520 00:17:59,514 --> 00:18:00,347 - Ally. - I don't know. 521 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,216 - Ally, your eyebrows are sparse. You could pencil them in. 522 00:18:02,216 --> 00:18:03,533 - How dare you! I've been working on these eyebrows. 523 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:08,313 - Everything that you have done to your physical appearance 524 00:18:08,313 --> 00:18:09,308 on CollegeHumor over the years. 525 00:18:09,308 --> 00:18:12,199 - Yeah, mm-hmm. - Has turned out to look cool. 526 00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:14,934 - Definitely. - $5.000 for Ally to do it. 527 00:18:14,934 --> 00:18:16,442 - Yeah, 5.000. Do it! 528 00:18:16,442 --> 00:18:18,048 - Nobody has to. 529 00:18:18,048 --> 00:18:21,514 I will move on to the next prompt if I have no takers. 530 00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:24,791 - God, it's so good though. This is such a good prompt. 531 00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,164 - This girl looks hot. 532 00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:28,257 - You're all Googling the look? 533 00:18:28,257 --> 00:18:30,534 - In the front is kinda cool. 534 00:18:30,534 --> 00:18:33,191 - Do it at an angle. Don't do it straight. Do it at a- 535 00:18:33,191 --> 00:18:36,429 - Oh my God, Bow Wow has it. 536 00:18:36,429 --> 00:18:38,873 - Momoa's looks cool. - Momoa's does look cool. 537 00:18:38,873 --> 00:18:39,706 - Yeah, all these people we're the same type as. 538 00:18:39,706 --> 00:18:40,934 - God damn it, I'll do it! 539 00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:42,250 I'll do the Jason Momoa for $5.000. 540 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:45,397 - $5.000! 541 00:18:45,397 --> 00:18:47,233 - I'll do it. I will. - This is the tattoo. 542 00:18:47,233 --> 00:18:49,654 I said, "Don't do it. We don't have to do it." 543 00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:51,201 Then the money's still on the table. 544 00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:53,562 This is literally "Total Forgiveness." 545 00:18:54,395 --> 00:18:55,624 - Jeez. 546 00:18:55,624 --> 00:18:57,630 - Ally, you're gonna look hot. 547 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:01,746 - Ah! Okay. 548 00:19:01,746 --> 00:19:02,579 Oh my God! 549 00:19:02,579 --> 00:19:03,843 - Did you do it? - Yeah, yeah, definitely. 550 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,267 - Come brush it off. Make it look good. 551 00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:07,662 It looks fine. - Oh my God. 552 00:19:07,662 --> 00:19:11,381 - It looks totally fine. - Okay, great. 553 00:19:11,381 --> 00:19:12,333 - I love it. It looks great. 554 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:14,276 - You look like you're the president of the GSA 555 00:19:14,276 --> 00:19:16,355 of a public high school. 556 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:17,188 - Yeah. 557 00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:19,592 - Ally, brav-fucking-o. - Thank you. 558 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,435 Thank you very much. - Yeah! 559 00:19:21,435 --> 00:19:24,258 - That is $5.000. 560 00:19:24,258 --> 00:19:27,796 Bringing you to $5.085. 561 00:19:27,796 --> 00:19:28,634 - Hell yeah. 562 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,240 - Last time around, some of these prompts 563 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,790 got a little bit more interpretable. 564 00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:36,118 Now it's not just a matter of much you'll do something for. 565 00:19:36,118 --> 00:19:40,732 It's also a matter of what specifically you'll offer to do. 566 00:19:40,732 --> 00:19:43,649 The next prompt is, share a secret. 567 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,383 - Oh no. 568 00:19:45,383 --> 00:19:48,526 - You must be willing to share this secret with me. 569 00:19:48,526 --> 00:19:49,856 That doesn't mean you'll necessarily share it 570 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,761 with the world, however, the secret I like most 571 00:19:53,761 --> 00:19:57,179 I'll try to make a deal for, and once we strike a deal 572 00:19:57,179 --> 00:19:59,217 you must share that secret with everyone. 573 00:19:59,217 --> 00:20:00,050 - Oh God. 574 00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:02,405 - I'm gay. 575 00:20:02,405 --> 00:20:03,564 - I have no secrets. 576 00:20:03,564 --> 00:20:05,472 I've told the worst things about me 577 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,339 in public and on podcasts already. 578 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:11,185 - I have some wild secrets. 579 00:20:11,185 --> 00:20:12,250 - I have one. - Okay. 580 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,664 - I think I haven't said this on camera before. 581 00:20:14,664 --> 00:20:15,747 I might have. 582 00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:22,210 - Oh, I think I know this secret. 583 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:24,576 And it's crazy. - Wow! 584 00:20:24,576 --> 00:20:26,547 - You shouldn't say that out loud. 585 00:20:26,547 --> 00:20:29,590 - That's intense, I'm not gonna lie. 586 00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:31,262 How much do you want for that? 587 00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:32,509 - Give me the rest of the money. 588 00:20:32,509 --> 00:20:33,342 - The rest of it? 589 00:20:33,342 --> 00:20:35,250 - Well, maybe you'll bid me down. 590 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,673 - Lily, do you have something for me? 591 00:20:36,673 --> 00:20:38,404 - This one isn't that juicy yet. 592 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,064 - There's $3.600 left. 593 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,981 - Okay... - Oh, yeah. 594 00:20:43,889 --> 00:20:46,067 - It's not that good. I can think of worse. 595 00:20:46,067 --> 00:20:48,542 - No, that's pretty good, Lily. I like that. 596 00:20:48,542 --> 00:20:50,199 How much do you want for that? 597 00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:51,157 - Same as Grant. 598 00:20:51,157 --> 00:20:53,540 - Hm, Grant's secret might be worth more than yours, 599 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:54,373 I would say. - I believe that. 600 00:20:54,373 --> 00:20:55,870 - Katie, do you have anything for me? 601 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:57,560 - I definitely don't have anything 602 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,336 as good as these two Grant stories. 603 00:21:00,336 --> 00:21:01,801 - Oh no. - Wait, what's Grant's? 604 00:21:01,801 --> 00:21:03,072 - I thought of another one I can tell. 605 00:21:03,072 --> 00:21:04,479 - Grant, tell him. - Tell him. 606 00:21:04,479 --> 00:21:05,430 - Honestly, Grant might- 607 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,263 - Wait, did Grant just tell you? 608 00:21:06,263 --> 00:21:07,285 - This is the worst thing I've ever done. 609 00:21:08,118 --> 00:21:09,390 - No, I already knew them. 610 00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:11,723 - I'm excited. - What was it? 611 00:21:13,102 --> 00:21:13,935 That's good though, that's good. 612 00:21:13,935 --> 00:21:15,744 - Yeah, that's good. 613 00:21:15,744 --> 00:21:17,647 - Okay, I have another one. It's not as juicy. 614 00:21:17,647 --> 00:21:19,685 It is bad for me. - Oh my gosh! 615 00:21:19,685 --> 00:21:20,518 - I'm quietly judging you, Grant. 616 00:21:20,518 --> 00:21:21,935 - That's really bad. That's really bad. 617 00:21:21,935 --> 00:21:23,475 - Can I tell Katie's mom's secret? 618 00:21:23,475 --> 00:21:28,003 - You better not! 619 00:21:28,003 --> 00:21:28,836 - Wow! 620 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,720 - I've apologized. It's all fine, I'm better now. 621 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,695 - Oh my gosh, that ending is crazy. 622 00:21:32,695 --> 00:21:35,637 - Lily, some juicy stuff over here. 623 00:21:35,637 --> 00:21:37,590 Can I convince you to come down at all? 624 00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:40,561 - I don't know. Those are both a lot. 625 00:21:40,561 --> 00:21:41,394 - Yeah, that's saying- 626 00:21:41,394 --> 00:21:43,077 - Those are both gonna make the audience hate me. 627 00:21:43,077 --> 00:21:44,287 - Grant, you told me two stories. 628 00:21:44,287 --> 00:21:45,300 - Mm-hmm. 629 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,741 - I think one of them is slightly worse than the other. 630 00:21:46,741 --> 00:21:47,574 - Uh-oh. 631 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:48,407 - Whoa, which one? First or second? 632 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:49,240 - Neither one's good. 633 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,733 - Lily, second one is definitely worse than the first. 634 00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:52,702 - Sorry. 635 00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:54,949 - I would put your second story in the middle 636 00:21:54,949 --> 00:21:56,817 between two Grant stories. 637 00:21:56,817 --> 00:22:01,650 So Lily, would you be willing to come down to, say, 2.000? 638 00:22:03,183 --> 00:22:05,785 - Will you go lower than $2.000? 639 00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:08,042 3.000. - Grant, what about you? 640 00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:09,996 Could I bring you down to 2.000? 641 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,962 - I don't know. Those are not good stories. 642 00:22:12,962 --> 00:22:13,973 - Grant... 643 00:22:13,973 --> 00:22:15,558 - I look bad in those stories. 644 00:22:15,558 --> 00:22:17,771 - I'll throw in a bribe. 645 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:21,271 What about $2.000 and all of these donuts? 646 00:22:24,759 --> 00:22:26,606 - So many donuts. 647 00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:27,439 - Yes! 648 00:22:27,439 --> 00:22:28,838 - Can I make you a counteroffer? 649 00:22:28,838 --> 00:22:31,176 - Oh my God, yes, you have to! - Oh my gosh! 650 00:22:31,176 --> 00:22:34,643 - I will do it for $2.000 and all of those donuts 651 00:22:34,643 --> 00:22:37,642 if you promise me that none of this idiot crew 652 00:22:37,642 --> 00:22:38,821 is allowed to have any of those donuts. 653 00:22:38,821 --> 00:22:41,954 - Oh my God, I hate you. Show us your shirt! 654 00:22:41,954 --> 00:22:42,787 - Take off your shirt. 655 00:22:42,787 --> 00:22:45,505 - This crew is a bunch of idiots. 656 00:22:45,505 --> 00:22:46,338 - Take it off. 657 00:22:46,338 --> 00:22:48,354 - And I don't think they should have any donuts. 658 00:22:49,925 --> 00:22:51,594 I accept- - Wardrobe made it. 659 00:22:51,594 --> 00:22:52,427 - I love that. 660 00:22:52,427 --> 00:22:53,515 - And I want the crew to have these donuts. 661 00:22:53,515 --> 00:22:55,725 - Oh, very sweet. - And me and Katie. 662 00:22:55,725 --> 00:22:57,668 Might not be enough for me. - Hey you're welcome, dummies! 663 00:22:57,668 --> 00:22:59,085 - Oh my God! - No! 664 00:23:00,221 --> 00:23:02,518 - Grant, go ahead and tell the story. 665 00:23:04,253 --> 00:23:06,836 - So, my first job in New York, 666 00:23:07,671 --> 00:23:10,171 there was a temporary art installation. 667 00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:11,004 It was very big. 668 00:23:11,004 --> 00:23:12,551 It was a big, public thing, 669 00:23:12,551 --> 00:23:17,063 and there were souvenir stands arranged around the park. 670 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,730 A massive thing, very popular, 671 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,041 and it was the middle of winter 672 00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:21,386 so I'm wearing a big, heavy coat 673 00:23:21,386 --> 00:23:22,510 and you're doing so much businesses 674 00:23:22,510 --> 00:23:25,741 that I'm just working out of my pocket the whole time. 675 00:23:25,741 --> 00:23:28,858 And after the second day I'm on the train back to my dorm 676 00:23:28,858 --> 00:23:33,775 and I realize, oh shit, I still have, like, $1.500 in this. 677 00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:41,621 Well, I don't stand to make more than $1.500 678 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:44,318 over my next two or three shifts, which is all I had left. 679 00:23:44,318 --> 00:23:46,851 Why don't I just never go back and keep this money? 680 00:23:46,851 --> 00:23:49,599 - Long story short, Grant O'Brien admitting to embezzlement. 681 00:23:49,599 --> 00:23:51,607 - Yeah, yeah. - Here on "Game Changer." 682 00:23:51,607 --> 00:23:55,386 Let's go ahead and give Grant $2.000 for stealing $1.500. 683 00:23:55,386 --> 00:23:57,883 - That's right, baby! - Oh my God! 684 00:23:57,883 --> 00:23:59,339 - A couple thousand dollars left in that box. 685 00:23:59,339 --> 00:24:00,433 - 1.665. - 1.665! 686 00:24:00,433 --> 00:24:03,655 - Thank you so much, my onstage accountant. 687 00:24:03,655 --> 00:24:05,020 - Yeah. 688 00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:07,643 - Anything at all. 689 00:24:07,643 --> 00:24:09,128 It can be something you all do together. 690 00:24:09,128 --> 00:24:10,427 It can be something that you pitch me separately. 691 00:24:10,427 --> 00:24:12,430 - What if we sing a song? 692 00:24:12,430 --> 00:24:13,660 - Sing a song? 693 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,022 - A beautiful song for the rest of the money. 694 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,503 - How far have you fallen? 695 00:24:17,503 --> 00:24:18,336 - We'll play Zip Zap Zop. 696 00:24:18,336 --> 00:24:19,770 - I'll slap Grant in the face. 697 00:24:19,770 --> 00:24:21,428 - I'll be honest. 698 00:24:21,428 --> 00:24:22,814 Slapping Grant in the face 699 00:24:22,814 --> 00:24:24,708 is not the worst offer I've ever heard. 700 00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:27,444 - We all cheer on as the whole crew gets to come up 701 00:24:27,444 --> 00:24:28,525 one at a time and slap Grant in the face. 702 00:24:28,525 --> 00:24:31,125 - Yes, the crew, the crew! - Yes, yes! 703 00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:31,958 - Everybody hits grant! 704 00:24:31,958 --> 00:24:33,625 - Everybody in the crew gets to slap Grant. 705 00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:35,778 - I will do that for the rest of the money. 706 00:24:35,778 --> 00:24:37,624 - Yeah, yes. Sam, yes. - As hard as they want. 707 00:24:37,624 --> 00:24:40,253 Real slaps, real slaps. - 100%, that is, yes! 708 00:24:40,253 --> 00:24:41,337 - They're all weak. - Yes! 709 00:24:41,337 --> 00:24:42,590 - I don't think it's gonna hurt very bad. 710 00:24:42,590 --> 00:24:43,423 - Oh! - Oh my God! 711 00:24:43,423 --> 00:24:44,924 - You're allowed to really slap him. 712 00:24:44,924 --> 00:24:47,432 - Okay, the rest of this money goes to Grant. 713 00:24:47,432 --> 00:24:49,187 Grant, let's get you right over here. 714 00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:50,808 - Yes! 715 00:24:50,808 --> 00:24:52,829 - Any crew who wants should line up over here. 716 00:24:52,829 --> 00:24:55,725 - Yes, everyone, everyone. - Get up here, come on. 717 00:24:55,725 --> 00:24:57,124 Everyone get up here. 718 00:24:57,124 --> 00:25:01,196 - I'm gonna ask you each to come in, just introduce yourself 719 00:25:01,196 --> 00:25:03,920 and then give Grant a good smack. 720 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:07,277 - I'm Kyle. I'm the producer. 721 00:25:08,151 --> 00:25:10,342 - yeah! 722 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,257 - Oh, he made it sexy. I don't like that. 723 00:25:12,257 --> 00:25:14,291 - I'm gonna make it sexy. 724 00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:16,565 - Hello, I'm Jedi, HMU. 725 00:25:16,565 --> 00:25:19,883 And this is for you. 726 00:25:20,716 --> 00:25:21,929 - Oh, thank you. - Aw. 727 00:25:21,929 --> 00:25:22,962 - Sweetie. 728 00:25:22,962 --> 00:25:24,709 - I'm Brandon. I'm first AD. 729 00:25:24,709 --> 00:25:25,542 I do the scheduling, 730 00:25:25,542 --> 00:25:27,378 and this is for being five minutes late yesterday. 731 00:25:31,294 --> 00:25:32,860 - Made this shirt. 732 00:25:32,860 --> 00:25:34,299 - I dressed him in this this morning. 733 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:36,638 I'm Adriel. I'm the costume designer. 734 00:25:37,471 --> 00:25:39,139 - Oh, that was nice. A little bit of an impact. 735 00:25:39,139 --> 00:25:41,221 - I'll be getting in line. These slaps aren't enough. 736 00:25:41,221 --> 00:25:42,054 - Yeah, these slaps are not- 737 00:25:42,054 --> 00:25:44,975 - I'm Pierre Delecto, and I hate this bitch. 738 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:48,292 - Yes! 739 00:25:48,292 --> 00:25:50,959 - I, I wanted, I want the money. 740 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:55,654 - I'm Chloe. 741 00:25:55,654 --> 00:26:00,411 I'm the designer, and you said my whole art team was weak. 742 00:26:00,411 --> 00:26:01,671 - Aw. 743 00:26:01,671 --> 00:26:03,438 - Oh my gosh! 744 00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:05,277 - See, I told you that art team was weak. 745 00:26:05,277 --> 00:26:06,110 - I'm Jay. 746 00:26:06,110 --> 00:26:07,453 I am also part of the art department, 747 00:26:07,453 --> 00:26:08,984 and I'm here to prove that we're not weak. 748 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,540 - Oh no. 749 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:13,638 - He has a headband! - No, they're not. 750 00:26:13,638 --> 00:26:15,157 - Whoa! 751 00:26:17,518 --> 00:26:18,925 - Wow. 752 00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:22,650 - Did a fly just land on me? - Oh my God. 753 00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:25,939 - Grant, you're all set. You may return to your podium. 754 00:26:25,939 --> 00:26:28,083 - I got so much enjoyment out of that. 755 00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:30,250 - That's $1.665 for Grant. 756 00:26:32,313 --> 00:26:34,483 The dollars here at the end of our game, 757 00:26:34,483 --> 00:26:37,150 Katie with 130, Lily with 1.015, 758 00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:42,595 Grant with 3.770, 759 00:26:42,595 --> 00:26:45,881 and Ally with 5.085. 760 00:26:45,881 --> 00:26:46,714 - Thank you. 761 00:26:46,714 --> 00:26:48,022 - That does it for us here at "Game Changer." 762 00:26:48,022 --> 00:26:49,506 I am Sam Reich reminding you 763 00:26:49,506 --> 00:26:52,031 that when it comes to us versus the suits, 764 00:26:52,031 --> 00:26:55,144 they may have the money, but we have the numbers. 765 00:26:55,144 --> 00:26:58,918 Good night.