- Get ready for a "Game Changer."
Tonight's guests, a penny for your thoughts,
it's Becca Scott.
- Hey.
- Do you come here osten?
Ostentatia that is,
it's Izzy Roland.
Don't worry, her bark stock is worse than her bite stock,
it's Erika Ishii.
And you're host, me, I've been here the whole time.
This is "Game Changer."
The only game show where the game changes every show.
I am your host, Sam Reich,
I am joined today by these three lovely contestants.
Now you all understand how the game works.
- Don't do that.
- Don't do what?
- Not to me. - We don't know.
- That's right, our players have no idea
what game it is they're about to play.
The only way to learn is by playing.
The only way to win is by learning,
and the only way to begin is by beginning.
So without further ado, let's begin, Becca.
- Sam.
Oh, I go?
Show us your butt.
- Is that how you play?
- Is that or can I do a...
You still said my name.
This is like my dream every night.
Are you booing me?
- I've done a commercial audition like this once.
- How am I doing?
- You're doing great, Becca.
- Oh, god!
Don't open that.
He's doing this to me.
- A quick glimpse behind the scenes.
- This is like-
- This is intense acting.
Stop being mean to my friend.
- Yeah, this is very negative.
- Izzy.
Okay, I will avenge you.
- Thank you.
Seriously, don't open the fridge.
- Izzy taking no chances right off the bat.
- Everyone's favorite guest star.
- Honey, I'm home.
- You're doing great.
- You are, you're doing just great.
Sorry that the crowd thinks otherwise.
- Don't.
Not that one.
- It was laughing a little bit.
- A little bit.
- Okay, so you're getting warmer, you're getting warmer.
The phone?
Try the phone.
Okay, not the phone.
The sink?
No?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah? - Just be sassy.
- That's working for me.
- It smells like mildew.
- That's 'cause I opened the fridge.
I really meant it, don't open the fridge.
- Is there something on the calendar?
- It's the pen, write the date we fell in love.
- Yes, yes!
- What happens in September?
- What's today?
- The 7th!
- That is one point for Izzy.
- Jesus fucking Christ.
- You did it.
- Erika?
- So I know what the game is, live in a house.
- I don't know how to do that, I'm a millennial.
This is hard.
- Oh, ha ha ha.
- Hello?
- Oh, call me.
- Six, nine, four, 20.
- Yeah, 69, 420.
- Oh, dial 999.
Nine, nine, nine.
No, okay?
- Hello, Erika?
- Becca, hello? - Oh my god.
- Hi.
- Did you see what Izzy wore to the sock hop.
- Come on!
- Oh my god, no way.
I super love saddle shoes.
- Gonna buzz you out, Erika.
Becca.
- The phone, I think.
You have to do something with the phone.
- Hi, Mom.
No, I'm being embarrassed publicly.
It'll be all right.
Say, do you have your pot roast recipe handy?
Okay, well, I've lost mine.
I put it in the fridge
and anything in there turns to mildew immediately.
Look, if I wanted to trick a man
into marrying me, is the pot roast enough
or do we need souffle?
Anyway, Mom, I gotta go.
- That is a point for Becca.
- Sorry, Mom.
All right, then.
- Izzy.
- I can't.
I actually can't.
Okay.
- Feels emptier by now, doesn't it?
- My college boyfriend wrote a play like this one time.
- Oh my, I'm so sorry.
- It was okay.
- Boo, bitch.
I hate you.
I've had a lot of dreams like this.
Ha ha, hate it, okay.,
Phone again?
Boo.
Plant?
Did y'all like something over here?
No.
- Well, what do you do when you're having a dinner party?
- You mark the date, you go ah!
You walk back to the fridge.
- Hold your breath.
- That is a point for Izzy.
- Should I stay?
- No, I think you can probably go back to your podium.
Erika. - Sam?
- What have we learned?
30 seconds on the clock, and go.
- Oh, okay.
- 10 seconds.
Six.
- I told you.
- And that's it.
- Fuck!
- Becca, what have we learned?
- I think we all learned today
that sometimes in your life,
you just need to eat a radish?
You need to walk towards the fridge,
you need to not say no.
You need to mark with a pen.
On the calendar.
- And that is it, Becca, sorry.
Which means it'll go to you, Izzy.
30 seconds on the clock.
- You've just gotta do the thing.
- We've learned today is September 7th
and we've learned that we have to check on the phone.
Ah!
And we've learned that you gotta get in the fridge.
Okay, get in it.
- That point goes to Izzy as well.
- I'm not getting back in there!
I'm not getting back in there.
I'm a grown woman.
- I'm a grown woman is an incredible statement to make
on this show.
- Nobody here controls me.
- Not even the laughter, Izzy?
- Oh, he got you there.
- I threw a water bottle at you once, Sam,
don't make me do it again.
- That is true.
I'm not sure if that was caught on camera,
but that is true.
Moving on to round two.
Erika, that's you.
- That was only one round?
I thought we did it.
- You thought it's over.
- That was it, we did it, we did all of it.
- We changed the game.
- You deserve it.
- Oh yeah, good prance.
- Over here, go this way.
- Oh, plants are funny.
- Ha, ha, ha!
Smash it on the ground.
- Yes!
- What?
- That is a point for Erika.
- Of course, the one that I figure out
is the one where you have to smash something.
- Sure.
- How could I not?
- How could you not?
- No half points for sort of whispering?
- Becca, that's all you.
- Okay, well, plants been smashed.
- I assume that it's very, "I Love Lucy" style.
Anything that they do on "Honeymooners" or "I Love Lucy."
- Beat their wives?
Oh, ha, ha.
- You know, that's not correct,
but I really liked it.
- That's fine.
Oh, there was a laugh here?
- Yeah.
- Maybe they'll be less moldy if I do this.
- That'd be really cool, wouldn't it?
- Lemons, pick them up.
- Maybe pull the lemons out, see if there's anything
in them. - Smash it.
- It's a nice pot, I can't.
- Oh, don't.
- Throw them lemons on the ground or something.
- Juggle the lemons.
You can juggle.
- Obviously.
We all know I can juggle.
- Is there anything in the lemons?
- Are they real?
Bite it.
- That was it.
Becca, that was exactly it.
Way to go.
Izzy, it's your go.
- Okay.
Smells great.
- Oh.
- Come on.
- At this point we feel robbed if we don't get it.
- Yeah.
- Lemons, we did.
- There's towel stuff.
- Towels.
Boo.
If you make me get in the fridge again.
- I really hope that's it.
- I was about to make that same joke.
- Top?
Boo, bottom.
Don't you.
- Oh!
- Delicious.
- Are you happy?
- That is an additional point for Izzy.
- Yes, family, college was worth it.
- I'm a trained rat in a laboratory.
- My liberal arts education really came through.
- Erika, with 60 seconds on the clock,
let's review.
- I think we've all learned something here today.
We learned that it is September the 7th,
and that let's see-
- The phone.
- Oh god, oh god, the phone,
and then we gotta yell in the phone.
Ah!
And get in the fridge.
Oh, it smells so bad in here.
Oh, god.
We smashed the pot.
We ate a lemon. - It's not good.
- Wow, shit.
- That is a point for Erika.
Wow.
- The hottest person I've ever met.
- The points headed into round three,
Becca with two, Izzy with four, Erika with two.
Right now neck and neck between Erika and Becca.
- I don't think that's how neck and neck works.
Neck and neck for second.
- Players, if you would do me a favor
of putting on your goggles just in case.
- Uh oh. - My ass.
There's shit in my ass.
- I didn't know if they were just optional before, but now.
- Becca.
- Who me?
- In the kitchen?
- Something gross.
- This is the messy thing and I am wearing goggles.
- Okay, see if he likes it.
- Maybe I'll just do it anyway.
- That is a point for Becca.
- Oh, it's so we don't get shards in our eyeballs.
It's not a messy thing.
- Izzy, we're back with you.
- Okay.
- Becca catching up to you.
- And I love that for her.
- You got this.
- We've figured this out.
- Now I'm wearing open-toed shoes.
- What are you touching?
I'm gonna boo you, that would be fun though, wouldn't it?
- What about?
Okay.
These feel weak.
- Ha!
Do it, do it, do it!
- Oh gosh.
- So good.
- That did something for me.
- We're all hooking up after this.
- That is a point for Izzy,
bringing Izzy to five.
- All right, maybe over here.
We over at the table?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- I wonder what he wants you to do.
- The whole game can't just be smashy smashy.
- Can it?
- Can't it?
- For you, Sam.
- That is so nice.
- Careful, there's ketchup on it.
- This is the nicest thing
that anyone's ever done for me.
- That is a point-
- It couldn't have been that simple.
- For Erika.
- Here we are.
- Becca again.
- Okay.
Well, I tried to have a dinner party.
But I had some issues.
- Ha, ha, ha.
- What is it?
- It's the plumbing.
- Yes, I want her to fix the sink.
- It's a fire extinguisher.
- I'm so jealous.
This has been my dream.
- When's the all three at once turn?
Literally, the width is bigger than Becca.
- You gotta pull the pin.
- Do what?
Oh, the pin. - The pin, yes.
Now!
Save some for me!
- Yes, Becca, that is correct.
That is a point for you.
- I didn't even need the point, it was very satisfying.
- Oh!
- Izzy. - Okay.
- It's time to review.
- Okay, we go.
It's the 7th, okay?
It's the 7th. - 49 seconds.
- Get in.
Oh, it's nasty.
- She loves that fridge.
- And then the lemon.
- Holy god.
- Plate.
Chair.
- Five seconds left.
You got it!
That is all yours, Izzy.
- Well done.
- That is an additional point for Izzy,
bringing Izzy to six.
- I think that's the hardest part of the game.
- Yeah, it's bogus that that's not worth more.
- That is a great point in retrospect.
- This isn't the sort of game
where you can change the rules.
- The delivery on that.
- For this next and final action
will you please put on your raincoats
which you will find in the drawers inside your podiums.
- Are we gonna kill somebody?
- Erika, I believe I'm with you.
- Oh god, it's hot.
All right.
Not here?
All right.
- Ketchup and mustard.
- No, it's not the ketchup and mustard.
- Banana?
- I like the way you're thinking, but-
- But no.
What else is there?
- You're breaking the fourth wall.
- Ha, ha, ha.
- Okay, all right.
We're going back here.
No.
- You're really jumping the shark, Sam.
- Here?
Hi guys, sorry, sorry.
All right, there's something.
Oh, God.
What is it?
What is there?
- Pull the fire alarm.
- Oh my god.
I can't, I shouldn't.
- He did a laugh when I said pull the fire alarm.
- I know!
Seriously, can I?
- That is the end of our show,
the points are Becca with four, Izzy with six,
and Erika with three,
that means that Izzy is the winner of our show.
- Yay, Izzy!
- Izzy, you win a Rage Room gift certificate
that you can use at your leisure.
- Rage Room?
- That does it for us here at "Game Changer."
I am Sam Reich, reminding you that if you think
Pavlov's dogs are something,
you should see his game show, good night.