- Get ready for a "Game Changer",
tonight's guests, pointing to people in the audience
like he knows them, it's Josh Ruben.
Waking up rolling out of bed,
and walking through his bathroom door, into this game show,
it's Zac Oyama.
And someone who thinks they're the host of the show,
it's Brennan Lee Mulligan.
- I have been here the whole time.
- And your host, me.
This is "Game Changer,"
the only game show, where the game changes every show.
I am your host, Sam Reich,
I'm joined today by these three noise boys.
Now, you all understand how the game works?
Then without further ado let's begin
by moving on to round 10.
The scores at the break, were Josh with 39 points,
Zac with 42, and Brennan with 41.
- I'd like to say thank you
to Michael Winslow for the points.
I should say-
- Zac is in the lead, thanks to, Michael Winslow.
- Thank you Michael.
- I just, sorry, it's so nice to be here,
it's been a hard year,
and maybe some things will never be the same,
but at least there's this.
And, maybe that's enough.
- In the face of trauma, do a thousand Batmans,
you know what I mean?
- Josh, a creaky door that gives life advice.
- No problem, ready?
Call your mom, start a 401(k),
contribute to a mutual money market account.
- Knowing you well, that was your mom and dad in a nutshell.
- That's exactly right. - That's a point for Josh.
Zac?
The bass part in an a capella song,
where there's just not a lot of bass part.
- Yep.
Nope.
Bye.
- What's the larger context of the song?
- Well, there's a lot of agreement, a lot of disagreement,
and then they got to get out of there.
- That's a point for Zac.
Brennan, an Australian Spanish teacher.
- All right? So,
Hola... como estas...
No me gusta...
Pescado grande con muchos dientes
¡No me gusta!
- Shamefully Brennan,
I'm going to have to take your word for it.
¿Cómo dice "shark" en Español?
- Tiburón. - Tiburón, gracias.
- Josh.
A wereturkey.
- Oh, no problem.
And then when the moon goes down.
Oh, whoa! What happened last night?
Oh, feathers.
- Works for me Josh, bravo.
Zac Oyama. - Okay.
- A Bond villain gets painful hiccups.
- Mr. Bond, I have been following you
for your entire life.
What is that?
Sorry.
You have played right, into my hand.
Is there a little water here?
Could I get a little water?
- As someone with acid reflux, that's exactly right Zac.
Point for you.
Brennan Lee Mulligan,
an auctioneer's existential crisis.
- From farmer Dan Patrick's lot,
this bull normally would fetch $5.000 on open market,
can I get 1500, 1500 over here?
I'm not happy in my marriage, not happy in my marriage.
Dad come on, come home dad.
In front of the whole school, in front of the whole class,
everyone laughed at me.
Going once,
going once,
if I say sold, then we all go home.
But if I never say sold,
then, I stay in your mind's eye, and I don't disappear.
going,
sold.
- Brennan, that was like a one-act play
in a blackbox theater, in downtown New York.
Gosh, you know, I think for that performance,
we need to give you an additional point Brennan,
which brings you par, with Zac.
- Okay?
- Daddy Winslow can't keep you safe forever Zac.
- Okay, I'm going to tell him you said that.
- Josh Ruben. - Josh Sherman?
- Josh Sherman. - Joshua Sherman.
- A different Josh comes wandering out on stage.
Josh Ruben? - Josh Sherman.
- The world's largest businessman.
- No problem.
Okay, we are going to,
make that presentation, let me just get out by briefcase.
- Beefcase!
- Okay, so I brought my slideshow,
I'll be putting it up on the canvas.
So, as you guys can see, without my services,
you will have a bad time.
With my services,
you will have a good time.
Thank you.
- Oh God, I'm crying.
Yeah Josh, that's a point for sure, and you know what?
I think it's also two points.
- Oh thank goodness.
- The scores, as they have been for four episodes,
are pretty tight.
Zac. - Yeah.
- The tooth fairy fucks up the whole routine.
- Give me your teeth.
- Did you push the child?
- I pushed the child at the end.
- Zac, I will give you two points,
bringing you to 46. - Okay.
- The last prompt of round one, Brennan Mulligan.
Shakespeare's in-flight safety video.
- Prithee and well met thou tempestuous
witch of storms to a light,
so delicately upon the jet streams, of the cerulean sky,
welcome to Spirit Airlines.
Thou now beholdeth the Bard of Avon.
And behold, fixed to either side of you,
the ends of your safety belt.
Be ever so good as to connect them at the joining place,
lest we crash into the mountain side,
and verily thou skull is split,
upon the dining tray before thee.
Also, thou shalt notice, two emergency exits,
Verily.
- I got to give credit, where credit is due,
that's going to be two points for Brennan.
Players, it's time for the minigame.
Ash could you please bring out, the trombones?
Any band practice would help you out, right about now.
Players, I'm not going to make this
overwhelmingly difficult for you.
We'll start with Brennan, Brennan your sound is.
Not bad,
not bad at all. - What's up.
- Let's see what Zac has to offer, Zac, as a reminder,
your sound is.
- I tried to pull the thing, and it came in half.
- I think it's locked.
Oh, there's lock.
- So do I get that point or,
what's kinda the story, you know?
- That looks like an issue of personal responsibility.
Didn't help you much I'm afraid Zac.
- Do you ever wish, you were somewhere else.
- Josh Ruben, your sound, it'll be familiar at this point.
- And one, two, three, four.
- Pretty impressive Josh,
I'd put you squarely in the middle,
but I'm afraid this point, is going to go to Brennan.
- Fuck!
And one, two, three.
- We're now out of that minigame,
points headed into round two are,
Josh with 43, Zac with 46 and Brennan with 47.
Just edging out the competition.
Players in the spirit of collaboration,
Josh,
and Zac. - Okay.
- The creepy twins from "The Shining"
asking if they can borrow the car.
Just a reminder that these two, talk in unison.
- Dad.
Can we borrow the car?
Thank you.
Where are the keys?
That's so early.
- All right, I'll cut you off there.
Bravo, you two.
Incredible,
let's say, one point for each of you.
- Okay.
- Seems like two would have been-
- Two each, or?
- You were like, "Can you do this impossible
telepathic one?"
And we went, "No problem."
And then we just got one point, and we played twins,
and we didn't get two each.
- And it's just hard and it just sucks-
- I feel very good, with the amount of points
that I've been awarded, and I think that the system works.
- Why thank you Brennan,
it's always nice to feel appreciated.
- You got it.
- Zac and Brennan.
A defendant stupidly interrupting
his lawyer's closing remarks.
- Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
Over the past four days, you have seen,
the state's prosecutor, attempt to,
effectively bamboozle you
with a series of hearsay arguments,
and loose speculative evidence,
placing my client near the scene of the crime,
during the time of the murder.
This evidence, does nothing to indicate motive,
or means, in the horrific murder,
of Roger Bell.
Ultimately, it will be your decision,
to say, does this man deserve,
a lifetime in a federal penitentiary,
based on specious, inconclusive evidence.
You are tasked to consider the evidence,
and whether it proves, beyond a reasonable doubt,
whether my client is guilty.
Is my client a perfect man? No.
- I killed him, yeah.
- Your Honor, Your Honor.
- Did I fuck up? - What the fuck are you doing?
- Did I fuck up? - Shut up! Don't say anything.
- You know, Zac you really are a master of restraint.
Your role there was small, but my God was it funny.
I'm going to say two points for each of you.
Josh, - Yeah.
- and Brennan. - Oh!
- Two Scots that are so Scottish,
we can't understand them.
- I am in debt.
I am in serious debt.
I don't have any money.
I am in serious debt.
- Remember this,
debt or no,
no man, may ever, square your bonnet.
I don't have money for you. - Okay.
- I'm going to say,
because of that brilliant breaking of the rules,
with "I'm in debt," two points for Josh.
One point for Brennan.
Joshua, - Huh.
- and Zachary. - Okay.
- The classic video game, "Dad Fighter 2"
- No problem.
- Hi neighbor.
- Golf,
golf.
- Hi neighbor.
- Golf.
- Ow, my back.
- Golf.
- Ow, my back.
Honey, where are my keys?
- Turn that down.
- Fireball.
- Oh my back!
Golf.
Last advice,
I'm not an ATM.
- Brilliant, better than anything on the SNES by a margin.
I'm going to say
two points for you, - Wow, okay.
- One point for Josh.
- When I got on fire, I reacted to it.
- Brennan and Zac.
Two zombies deciding what to have for dinner.
- We know what are going to get.
- But let's look around, look at the options.
- It's a waste of time, because look,
there's a bunch of scared people,
running in the street,
we're gonna chase after 'em...
- When is the last time you had Italian?
- When I was alive.
- Well that could be good you know?
There's this Dim Sum place around the corner.
- What would you order at the Dim Sum place?
- Brains. - That's what I'm saying!
- Incredible the two of you. - Very good.
- Zac that was a hell of a zombie face,
almost as if you've practiced that in the mirror.
- For the last year and a half.
- I'm going to say two points for you,
one point for Brennan.
Our last go in round two,
Brennan and Josh.
God meets a fan boy.
- Oh!
Oh dude, dude.
- My child.
- Dude, yo! I was in the pews!
- Oh, I touched God.
Yo, can you just do this quick thing,
where you just kind of like,
when I point at you, you point at me,
and you are like,
you know what I mean?
And you just go like, "That's my dog."
- I am infinite, but I do not have the most time.
Are we just looking in the cloud over here?
- But like instead of that's my dog,
can you go, "That's my God."
- I'm sorry, I call you "my God?"
- I don't know, it's like a cool thing for TikTok.
Ready? On one, two, three.
- That's my dog.
- That's my God. - That's my dog.
- Oh, I just swore in front of-
- No, you're fine,
and for real? - Yo?
- I accept every person, exactly as they are.
You've got to relax.
- Wow, I'll say, two points each
for the two of you as well.
Players, let me introduce you to someone
who I think you're probably familiar with,
can we bring out Finnegan?
Oh hi Finn.
- Hi buddy.
- Finn is going to say a quick hello to the contestants.
Hey Finn, hey bud, it's your dad.
Hey, hi.
Now, Finnegan was found in a parking lot in Pasadena,
along with his mom, and his siblings.
And just like a lot of mutts, he is incredibly smart.
String cheese is his favorite thing in the world.
He knows how to do lots of tricks,
but the tricks require not only string cheese,
but also a verbal command, and a physical command.
I'll give you examples, touch.
Oh, he's a good boy.
Spin, sit, down, roll.
Good boy, touch.
Sit, and stay, very good.
I'm going to bring you over here one at a time,
let's start with, Brennan. - Okay.
- Pass over the cheese.
Brennan and Finnegan, stay.
- Hi Finnegan, that's a good boy, good boy.
- Brennan your sound is.
- I'm going to give you this whole thing of cheese
if you bark, one time.
I'm going to give you this whole thing of cheese
you just got to bark one time for me, okay?
And then you do it.
Oh, one second.
Go.
- I don't think so Brennan.
I'm going to take this cheese back from you,
stay bud, sit, stay.
Zac. - Okay.
Hi Finnegan.
Got some string cheese for you.
Finnegan, I got the cheese, right?
And for us to be friends, we need you to get loud.
Finnegan, express yourself.
Speak, speak,
- Yes.
Bravo, good job Finn, and good job Zac.
- Josh. - Oh yeah, great.
I'll just offer him the cheese, and say speak.
It'll be great, right?
Hey, Finn! Speak!
Good boy.
Do I finish this?
- You can give that to me, very well done players.
That's it for the minigame, thanks Finnegan.
The points headed into round three,
Josh with 50. - Unfair.
- Zac with 54, Brennan with 53.
Players, it's time for all three of you to shine,
in syncopated harmony.
Josh, Zac, Brennan, your sound is,
a video call with shitty Wi-Fi.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Good to see you.
- Good to s—ou -eyes.
- You're,
you're coming in a lit,
with the Wi-Fi something like a problem that-
- McDonald's.
Sister's house, without the,
- Hello?
- Sister's house.
Oh, now it looks like both of our v-
- Get them back on the call, am I the only one?
- Hey guys, hey sorry-
- You are voice only?
- I'm doing voice only because of the Wi-Fi,
I'm trapped under a train.
- I honestly dropped off.
- Did you say you dropped under a tr-
- Is anyone?
- Should we re—
- Hello? I'm just going to use the chat function.
- That was a work of modern art.
It also gave me intense PTSD.
My God, all three of you, brilliant.
I hate doing this
because it essentially has a neutralizing effect,
but three points across the board.
Josh, Zac, Brennan,
and the nominees for silliest name of the year are,
one at a time, starting with Josh.
- Bubble Uh-oh Stinky Tinks.
- Shasta-
- Starmp Brambling.
- And Shrimp Taco Daniels.
- Dr. Evelyn Lasagna.
- Trarmp Number One Party Boy.
- Banana Pants Upside Down Dance Berg.
- A Javelin Made Out Of Leg Hair.
- Roger A Picture Of A Basketball Basketball.
- All right, I'll cut you off there, bravo.
Very silly names across the board.
I am going to say two points for Josh,
and one point for each of you.
Last prompt everyone. - Oh my crumbs.
- Are we all ready at the end of this episode?
Why can't I live here forever, in a little house.
The angel and devil, on Zac's shoulders.
- I'm just trying to think,
what is the right thing to do? You know?
Should I buy a brand new Corvette?
- Save your money and donate it as fast as you can,
to one of the many causes,
you know people are starving Zac,
you know people are starving.
You don't need a fancy Corvette.
- Yeah, you're right.
- The deviled egg on the window sill,
I don't know how long it's been there,
but you should eat that.
- Zac, I think you should listen to the good voice, me,
and not eat a big stinky egg-
- Who knows how long that's been there.
- Who knows how long, that's my guy.
- Dude, think about it.
Why would there be a deviled egg on the window sill,
if you weren't supposed to eat it.
- That makes no sense.
Okay, so they're going to spoil in a matter of,
I give it three hours, if it were in the fridge.
- Dude, every second you wait, it gets worse,
the safest thing is to eat it now, fast and hard.
- Please don't eat a deviled egg
that's been sitting in the sun.
You are smarter than this.
- Smells bad.
- That means that the sun has disinfected it.
- That means that the sun has infected it.
It is infested with the-
Oh Zac, I'm so disappointed.
- Oh, you threw up right away.
- But this is good, this is a lesson.
- You threw up so fast.
- Like a dog eating an onion,
or an avocado, what makes them sick?
- Eat that second deviled egg.
- Don't do that, why would there be two on a windowsill?
You already had the experience of barfing
after the first one. - Dude it's so wet,
it's ready to go.
- Oh my God,
who would have thought it would be a moral quandary
about eggs.
- The deviled egg on my shoulder.
- Zac, I think it was your choice to go for that second egg.
- That's fair.
- I am going to say, a point for Josh,
a point for Brennan, and two points for Zac.
That brings us to the end of our game,
the points at the end, Josh with 56,
Brennan with 58,
and Zac with 60.
And because all good things must come to an end,
the winner of Make Some Noise,
is Zac Oyama, Zac, I would like to present you,
with the golden ear.
- Wow.
- Oh my- - Thank you.
- That does it for us here at "Game Changer,"
I am your host, Sam Reich,
reminding you to follow your bliss.
Even if that bliss is three men in their thirties
doing noises at you for a half hour.
Goodnight.