1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:05,110 - Get ready for a Game Changer. 2 00:00:05,110 --> 00:00:08,500 Tonight's guests: "Um, Actually" me, daddy. 3 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:09,960 It's Mike Trapp. 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,230 - Ey. 5 00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:13,560 Ey. 6 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,110 - How tall is he? 7 00:00:15,110 --> 00:00:16,410 He'll never tell. 8 00:00:16,410 --> 00:00:18,707 The cheeky Grant O'Brien. 9 00:00:18,707 --> 00:00:20,853 - Oh. 10 00:00:20,853 --> 00:00:23,044 - Oh. - Oh. 11 00:00:23,044 --> 00:00:25,840 - The pen is mightier than the sword. 12 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,423 Erotic novelist, Jess Ross. 13 00:00:28,423 --> 00:00:30,314 - Ooh. 14 00:00:30,314 --> 00:00:32,450 - Ooh. - Ooh. 15 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:34,680 - And your host, me. 16 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,480 I've been here the whole time. 17 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:41,160 This is Game Changer, the only game show 18 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:43,230 where the game changes every show. 19 00:00:43,230 --> 00:00:44,820 I am your host, Sam Reich. 20 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:48,760 I'm joined today by these three lovely contestants. 21 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:51,770 Now, you all understand how the game works? 22 00:00:51,770 --> 00:00:53,020 - No. - No. 23 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:55,300 - That's right, our players have no idea 24 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,440 what game it is they're about to play. 25 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,750 The only way to learn is by playing, 26 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:01,020 the only way to win is by learning, 27 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:03,640 and the only way to begin is by beginning. 28 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,250 So without further ado, let's begin. 29 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:09,040 Players, you'll each of you find buzzers below your podiums. 30 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,710 If you would do me a favor and bring those out 31 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:13,799 on top of your podiums, players. 32 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:16,913 If you had a point, I would deduct it right now. 33 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:18,677 Mother fucker. 34 00:01:18,677 --> 00:01:20,050 - Ah, we found the loophole. 35 00:01:20,050 --> 00:01:22,273 You can't lose if you have no points. 36 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:27,463 - Players, "I like my lovers like I like my coffee." 37 00:01:28,310 --> 00:01:29,143 Jess. 38 00:01:29,143 --> 00:01:30,100 - Weak. 39 00:01:34,282 --> 00:01:35,210 - That's a point for, Jess. 40 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:37,359 Trapp. - Absolutely full of milk. 41 00:01:40,470 --> 00:01:41,456 - That's a point for Trapp. 42 00:01:42,289 --> 00:01:43,572 Grant. - On ice. 43 00:01:43,572 --> 00:01:44,710 - Oh. 44 00:01:44,710 --> 00:01:45,760 - What does that mean? 45 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,217 - I like dead people. 46 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:49,590 - I'll give you that. 47 00:01:49,590 --> 00:01:50,900 That's two points. 48 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:52,953 - Ooh. - For Grant. 49 00:01:53,786 --> 00:01:55,237 - Jess. - Hot. 50 00:01:57,236 --> 00:01:59,000 A hot lover. 51 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,610 - I'll say, as a late entry, Jess, 52 00:02:01,610 --> 00:02:03,290 I think you maybe could do a little better, 53 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,660 but I'll give you the point. - Burning my mouth. 54 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:07,590 - I like that better. 55 00:02:07,590 --> 00:02:09,090 That was more worthy of the point. 56 00:02:09,090 --> 00:02:10,811 Trapp. - Bottomless. 57 00:02:14,410 --> 00:02:15,780 - That's a point for Trapp. 58 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:18,614 In this absolute chaos of a round one, 59 00:02:19,447 --> 00:02:21,390 we have two, two, and two points. 60 00:02:21,390 --> 00:02:25,077 Players, "I like my lovers like I like my cars." 61 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:26,921 Grant. - Fast. 62 00:02:27,754 --> 00:02:29,866 - I'll give you the point, Grant, it's early. 63 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:32,615 - Capable of time-travel. 64 00:02:35,860 --> 00:02:38,100 - What car are we talking about here? 65 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:39,190 - The DeLorean. 66 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:40,125 - I'll take it, Jess. 67 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:41,300 - Yeah. - Like I said, it's early. 68 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:43,308 We're not feeling ungenerous today. 69 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:45,873 Grant. - Big old pipes. 70 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:49,720 - What is a pipe in this euphemism? 71 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,453 - A thick hog. 72 00:02:52,749 --> 00:02:55,270 - Multiple. - A big penis. 73 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:56,830 Or an exhaust pipe. 74 00:02:56,830 --> 00:02:57,723 - Yeah, I have to give it to you, Grant. 75 00:02:57,723 --> 00:02:59,320 That's a point for Grant. 76 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,542 Jess. - Pre-certified. 77 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:06,408 - I'll take it, Jess. - Hell yeah. 78 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,180 - Grant. - Expensive. 79 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:13,500 - I'll take it, Grant, but I'm gonna keep you at four points 80 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,810 if only because I think your other one was a little weak. 81 00:03:15,810 --> 00:03:18,516 - I do also have to say, that's not how I like my cars. 82 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:20,562 I like my cars very cheap. 83 00:03:20,562 --> 00:03:21,920 - That's how you like your Honda Civic. 84 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:22,753 Yes? 85 00:03:22,753 --> 00:03:24,610 - A little damaged, but fixable. 86 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:26,590 - Damn. - Romantic. 87 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:27,880 - Wow, whoa. 88 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,911 I can fix it. - Trapp, you can't fix it. 89 00:03:29,911 --> 00:03:33,360 - No, I can fix it. - You can't fix it, Trapp. 90 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,640 - And then, our connection will be even stronger than ever. 91 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,977 - Trapp describing me in high school. 92 00:03:37,977 --> 00:03:41,060 "I like my lovers like I like my yard work." 93 00:03:42,050 --> 00:03:43,790 Grant. - Green. 94 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:44,623 - As in? 95 00:03:44,623 --> 00:03:46,130 - Inexperienced and virginal, Sam. 96 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:47,140 - Very good. 97 00:03:47,140 --> 00:03:48,470 Very good, Grant. 98 00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:50,340 I will take it, that's a point for you. 99 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:52,635 Jess. - Watching someone else do it. 100 00:03:55,423 --> 00:03:57,885 - Yes, Jess! - Yes! 101 00:03:57,885 --> 00:03:59,630 - Brilliant, Jess. 102 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:01,750 Two points for you. - Oh, yay. 103 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:04,463 - Bringing you to- - 1000? 104 00:04:04,463 --> 00:04:05,630 - Six? - Oh, okay. 105 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:07,962 - Neglected. 106 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:11,950 - I'll give you the point, Trapp, very well done. 107 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,368 Grant. 108 00:04:14,368 --> 00:04:15,581 - Dirty. 109 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,084 - I'm moving on. 110 00:04:19,917 --> 00:04:22,675 "I like my lovers like I like my dental checkups." 111 00:04:23,508 --> 00:04:24,700 - Just a little bit painful. 112 00:04:25,570 --> 00:04:28,150 - I'll give you that, Trapp, for sure, bringing you to five. 113 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:29,510 Jess. - Quiet. 114 00:04:29,510 --> 00:04:30,850 - You like your dental work to be quiet? 115 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:33,000 - Yeah, they always want to talk in the middle of it, 116 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,920 and I'm like, I obviously can't speak right now. 117 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,837 - And that goes for your lovers as well? 118 00:04:37,837 --> 00:04:38,670 - Yeah. 119 00:04:38,670 --> 00:04:40,770 - I'll give you the point, Jess, bringing you to seven. 120 00:04:40,770 --> 00:04:42,974 Trapp. - Leaving me numb. 121 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:45,080 - Ooh. 122 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,600 - That's very good, Trapp. 123 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,660 I'm gonna say two points. 124 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:51,465 Jess. - Every six months. 125 00:04:55,365 --> 00:04:58,401 - Jess! - I don't like sex. 126 00:04:58,401 --> 00:05:01,100 - You are killing it. 127 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,330 Two points for you, bringing you to nine. 128 00:05:03,330 --> 00:05:04,800 Grant. - Covered in lead. 129 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,167 - I'm moving on. 130 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:10,188 "I like my lovers like I like my parents' house." 131 00:05:11,021 --> 00:05:12,639 Grant. - With my parents inside. 132 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,880 - Oh my God. 133 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,300 - I hate it, but it did make me laugh. 134 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:20,540 I'll give you to point, Grant. 135 00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:21,767 That brings you to six. 136 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,317 Grant. - With a cat named Fred. 137 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,587 - Absolutely not. 138 00:05:28,570 --> 00:05:29,750 Grant. 139 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:32,760 - With a liquor cabinet that sees a lot of use. 140 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:33,680 - That's pretty funny. 141 00:05:34,513 --> 00:05:35,940 I'll give you the point, that brings you to seven. 142 00:05:35,940 --> 00:05:38,198 Jess. - Worth $300.000. 143 00:05:43,439 --> 00:05:45,120 - Holy shit. 144 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,710 Two points for Jess, bringing her to 11. 145 00:05:48,543 --> 00:05:49,376 Trapp. 146 00:05:49,376 --> 00:05:50,421 - Getting more valuable with age. 147 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:56,850 - Rather quaint, but I like it, Trapp. 148 00:05:56,850 --> 00:05:59,290 I'll give you the point, bringing you to eight. 149 00:05:59,290 --> 00:06:03,440 Grant, you're clearly going for quantity instead of quality. 150 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,990 - Buckshot, my friend. 151 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:05,883 It's a strategy. 152 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:08,010 - Yes? - I don't remember. 153 00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:09,083 - No, why would you? 154 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:12,990 Players, that brings us to the board. 155 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:16,847 Categories are: "Sex with me is like." 156 00:06:16,847 --> 00:06:18,670 "Are you a blank?" 157 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,820 Because, you know, the style of the pickup line. 158 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:21,653 - Sure. 159 00:06:21,653 --> 00:06:25,640 - Or "threesomes are like blank." 160 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:29,170 We'll start with Trapp, the board is yours. 161 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:31,697 - I'll take "sex with me" for three, please. 162 00:06:31,697 --> 00:06:35,414 - "Sex with me is like a Sunday newspaper." 163 00:06:36,350 --> 00:06:37,183 Mike Trapp. 164 00:06:37,183 --> 00:06:38,016 - Thicker than you thought. 165 00:06:38,016 --> 00:06:40,382 - Mm-mm-mm. - Ooh. 166 00:06:40,382 --> 00:06:42,360 - Wow. 167 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,360 That is well done, Trapp. 168 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,298 That'll be two points for you, bringing you to 10. 169 00:06:48,131 --> 00:06:48,964 Jess. 170 00:06:48,964 --> 00:06:50,257 - A "Cathy" quote will come up. 171 00:06:53,420 --> 00:06:54,478 - We'll say one point, Jess. 172 00:06:54,478 --> 00:06:55,900 It did make me laugh. 173 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:56,733 Grant. 174 00:06:56,733 --> 00:06:57,996 - Joe Biden's gonna come inside. 175 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,380 - I don't think I'm gonna give it to you, Grant. 176 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,630 I think you're quickly becoming the heel of the episode. 177 00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:06,220 It's back to the board. 178 00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:08,127 It is now Grant's. - Yes. 179 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:10,837 "Are you a" for four. 180 00:07:10,837 --> 00:07:15,772 - "Are you a flat earther? Because..." 181 00:07:17,815 --> 00:07:18,648 Grant. 182 00:07:18,648 --> 00:07:20,330 - Because, baby, you're making me some firmament. 183 00:07:21,790 --> 00:07:23,750 No, no, don't give that one to me. 184 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:25,370 - No, no, no, I like the pun. 185 00:07:25,370 --> 00:07:26,370 Grant, I'll give you the point. 186 00:07:26,370 --> 00:07:28,010 - I don't want it. - Oh, he doesn't want it. 187 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:29,100 Never mind. - Take it away. 188 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,160 - Are you a flat earther? 189 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,154 Because I want to take you to the edge. 190 00:07:32,154 --> 00:07:34,817 - Oh, that's good. - See, see? 191 00:07:34,817 --> 00:07:38,440 - Trapp, that's what this game is all about. 192 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,540 That'll be two points for Trapp. 193 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:42,660 I thought that was exceptionally clever. 194 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:43,493 Jess. 195 00:07:43,493 --> 00:07:46,900 - Yeah, let's do "threesomes are like" for four. 196 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:51,536 - Threesomes are like The War of 1812. 197 00:07:52,450 --> 00:07:53,283 Jess. 198 00:07:53,283 --> 00:07:54,980 - Dad's don't participate in it, 199 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:56,560 but they're obsessed with it. 200 00:07:58,986 --> 00:07:59,819 - Jess! 201 00:08:01,270 --> 00:08:03,260 The mind on you. 202 00:08:03,260 --> 00:08:05,050 That's three points for Jess Ross. 203 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:06,102 - Hell yeah. 204 00:08:06,102 --> 00:08:06,935 - Trapp. 205 00:08:06,935 --> 00:08:08,740 - Not as memorable as the first one, 206 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:10,566 but arguably more important. 207 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,870 - I like it, Trapp, I see where you're going with that. 208 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,280 I'll give you the point. - Great. 209 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,010 - We're back to the board, Mike Trapp. 210 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:19,717 - Let's do "are you a" for three. 211 00:08:19,717 --> 00:08:22,250 - "Are you a" for three. 212 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:24,176 It's time for a mini-game. 213 00:08:24,176 --> 00:08:25,610 - Oh boy. - Oh. 214 00:08:25,610 --> 00:08:27,030 - Very simple how this game works. 215 00:08:27,030 --> 00:08:28,370 Grant, if you could take a quick step back 216 00:08:28,370 --> 00:08:29,950 so that all of you can face each other. 217 00:08:29,950 --> 00:08:33,830 We are going to take turns saying the word "daddy" 218 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:36,470 as sexily as possible. - Oh my God. 219 00:08:36,470 --> 00:08:39,630 - The first person to laugh is out, 220 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:41,757 the second person to laugh is out, 221 00:08:41,757 --> 00:08:46,200 and the third person wins the point or points, 222 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,303 starting with Trapp. 223 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,433 - Daddy. 224 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:53,693 - Grant. 225 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:56,493 - Daddy? 226 00:08:57,455 --> 00:08:59,088 Oh, I hated that. 227 00:08:59,088 --> 00:09:00,994 - You got yourself out, Grant. 228 00:09:00,994 --> 00:09:02,120 - I'm gonna sit right here. 229 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,948 - It is Jess versus Trapp. 230 00:09:04,948 --> 00:09:06,201 - Daddy. 231 00:09:07,957 --> 00:09:10,480 I can't believe I won. - Jess takes it home! 232 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,523 Let's call that- - 1000? 233 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:18,160 - You know, the mini-games are significant, Jess. 234 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,510 I think let's give you three points, bringing you to 18. 235 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:21,343 - Wow. 236 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:25,440 The scores headed into round two: Trapp with 13, 237 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,540 Grant with 7, Jess with 18. 238 00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:29,607 Grant, the board is yours. 239 00:09:29,607 --> 00:09:31,177 - "Threesomes are like" for one. 240 00:09:31,177 --> 00:09:35,903 - "Threesomes are like a game of Twister." 241 00:09:36,736 --> 00:09:37,569 Jess. 242 00:09:37,569 --> 00:09:38,922 - Difficult if you have a bad back. 243 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:43,610 - With personal relevance. - Yes. 244 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:44,878 - Yeah, I'll give you the point. 245 00:09:44,878 --> 00:09:46,038 - Yay. 246 00:09:46,871 --> 00:09:48,968 Grant. - Stop when you see red. 247 00:09:48,968 --> 00:09:51,190 - Oh my God. 248 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,410 - That's not how Twister works, though. 249 00:09:53,410 --> 00:09:57,070 - The reds are the farthest one, they're far away. 250 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:57,903 - Oh, I see, I see. 251 00:09:57,903 --> 00:09:59,080 - It still made me laugh. 252 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,115 I'll give it to you, Grant. - Thank you. 253 00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:03,637 - Fun in theory, but rarely happens. 254 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:09,530 - Really good, Trapp, really good. 255 00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:12,323 As usual, your B is another person's A. 256 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:16,820 I'll give you two points for that, bringing you to 15. 257 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:19,510 Back to the board, and Jess, I believe the board is yours. 258 00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:22,400 - Let's do "sex with me" for five. 259 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,857 - Wow. - Ooh. 260 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:28,177 - "Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger." 261 00:10:29,990 --> 00:10:30,823 Grant. 262 00:10:30,823 --> 00:10:33,043 - It's gonna taste sweet and just a little bloody. 263 00:10:37,181 --> 00:10:38,600 I heard an "ooh" from the crew. 264 00:10:39,510 --> 00:10:40,370 - I'll give it to you, Grant. 265 00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:41,990 I don't want to, but I will. 266 00:10:41,990 --> 00:10:44,410 - I had an alt on that. 267 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,820 Sweet and a little fatty. 268 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,950 - Oh. 269 00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:51,243 I like it, Jess, I'll give you that point as well. 270 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,418 - Sticky fucking meat. 271 00:10:56,510 --> 00:10:58,720 - I wouldn't, except that I've already like, 272 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,097 traced this line around the three of you, 273 00:11:01,097 --> 00:11:03,430 and so I think I'm obligated to give you the point. 274 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,640 - Okay. - One for you, Trapp. 275 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:06,473 Grant. 276 00:11:06,473 --> 00:11:08,706 - I want them all between the buns. 277 00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:12,680 - The thing I like most about yours, Grant, 278 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:16,120 is the way you stare daggers into me when you're done. 279 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,040 It's almost like you dare me. 280 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,370 To let you know, I will give you the point. 281 00:11:20,370 --> 00:11:21,790 - Disappointing. - Jess. 282 00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:23,585 - Enjoyed by little freaks. 283 00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:27,150 - I like that a lot, Jess. 284 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:29,090 I'll give that point to you for sure. 285 00:11:29,090 --> 00:11:30,940 Let's go back to the board, oh, Jess. 286 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,085 - On the menu at a crappy diner. 287 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:37,480 - Jess, that's actually layered. 288 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,160 Just like maple syrup on a hamburger. 289 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,180 I'll give you two points, bringing you to 23. 290 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,300 - Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger. 291 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,895 Nobody wants a taste. 292 00:11:45,895 --> 00:11:46,990 - Woo! 293 00:11:46,990 --> 00:11:48,970 - Yes, that's good, Trapp. 294 00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:50,666 I'll give you the point. 295 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:51,499 Grant. 296 00:11:51,499 --> 00:11:53,690 - Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger. 297 00:11:53,690 --> 00:11:55,234 Everybody wants a taste. 298 00:11:58,463 --> 00:12:01,114 - Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger. 299 00:12:01,114 --> 00:12:02,974 Some people want a taste. 300 00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:05,627 - Neither of you. 301 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,030 Back to the board. 302 00:12:08,030 --> 00:12:10,217 - I'll do "are you a" for five. 303 00:12:10,217 --> 00:12:12,983 - "Are you a State of the Union Address?" 304 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:14,843 Grant. 305 00:12:14,843 --> 00:12:17,300 - Because you're really, really long. 306 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,480 - That is funny, Grant. 307 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:20,390 - I'm glad. 308 00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:23,030 - I will give you two points, bringing you to 12. 309 00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:24,715 - 'Cause you've got me half-standing. 310 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,530 - Yes. 311 00:12:27,530 --> 00:12:28,720 Very funny. 312 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,327 I will give you two points, bringing you to 19. 313 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:32,993 Grant. 314 00:12:32,993 --> 00:12:35,111 - Because you've got Nancy Pelosi covered in white. 315 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:38,840 - When you approach someone at a bar, 316 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,610 what do they think you mean when you say Nancy Pelosi? 317 00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:43,560 - They think I'm referring to Nancy Pelosi. 318 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,769 The Speaker of the House. 319 00:12:45,769 --> 00:12:50,750 Frankly, a hero of American democracy that is underdiscussed 320 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,840 Not as far to the left as I'd like her to be. 321 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,710 Terribly effective as a speaker 322 00:12:54,710 --> 00:12:56,530 with an unruly caucus at the moment 323 00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:58,890 that she's frankly doing a lot to keep in line, 324 00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:00,279 and in this context- 325 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,520 - The man gets up from the bar and leaves. 326 00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:07,810 - I'm gonna give you two points, Grant. 327 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:09,040 Grant, what'll it be? 328 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:09,873 - Hey, you know what? 329 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,903 "Sex with me" for one. 330 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:13,623 - I'm good at that. 331 00:13:13,623 --> 00:13:14,492 - Child's play. 332 00:13:14,492 --> 00:13:15,325 - "Sex with me is like a fire drill." 333 00:13:15,325 --> 00:13:17,311 - Nobody takes it seriously. 334 00:13:19,506 --> 00:13:21,932 - Two points for Jess. 335 00:13:21,932 --> 00:13:22,765 Either of you? 336 00:13:24,401 --> 00:13:26,175 Here I thought this was an easy one. 337 00:13:26,175 --> 00:13:28,930 - It's gonna cause a ringing in your ears. 338 00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:31,310 - Oh, damn. 339 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,143 Sexy. 340 00:13:32,143 --> 00:13:33,107 I'll give you the point, Jess. 341 00:13:33,107 --> 00:13:34,271 - Very sexy. 342 00:13:35,104 --> 00:13:37,054 - Grant. - There might be a Dalmatian. 343 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,759 - Now, what do you mean by that? 344 00:13:41,481 --> 00:13:42,850 - You know what, Grant? 345 00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:43,790 I'll give you the point. 346 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,120 - Incredible. - Sure. 347 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,997 That brings us to Jess. 348 00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:49,517 - "Threesomes are like" for two. 349 00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:52,506 - "Threesomes are like a tandem bicycle." 350 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,123 Grant. 351 00:13:56,123 --> 00:13:58,360 - Everybody gets a ride twice. 352 00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,670 - Yes. 353 00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:02,350 A little mathematical to boot, Grant. 354 00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:03,950 I'll take it, two points. 355 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,539 - One more person than you're used to. 356 00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:10,460 - That's really good. 357 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:13,670 - Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct. 358 00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:15,850 I'll give it to you, Trapp. 359 00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:18,583 - Someone's gonna have a view of a butt the whole time. 360 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:24,760 - Straight down the middle, Jess, two points. 361 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:25,593 Grant. 362 00:14:25,593 --> 00:14:28,381 - When I picture them, I picture them in Amsterdam. 363 00:14:28,381 --> 00:14:29,214 - What? 364 00:14:29,214 --> 00:14:30,900 - I love that, Grant. 365 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:34,610 I do picture them in smaller European countries. 366 00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:36,740 Two points for you, bringing you to 19. 367 00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,998 - Hard to tell how much the other person is into it. 368 00:14:41,096 --> 00:14:42,930 - I'll give that to you, Trapp, yeah. 369 00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,835 One point, bringing you to 22. 370 00:14:45,668 --> 00:14:46,501 Grant. 371 00:14:46,501 --> 00:14:47,653 - There's a really long chain. 372 00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:50,660 Do you see? 373 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,070 - Oh, I like it, Grant. 374 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:54,010 I'll give you the point, it's a pun. 375 00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,860 Sorry, could you do that for just 30 more seconds? 376 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:56,693 - Yeah, do you see? 377 00:14:56,693 --> 00:14:59,230 There's a person here and a person here. 378 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:00,296 - Sure. 379 00:15:00,296 --> 00:15:01,129 - Hm. 380 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:04,500 - I'll give you the point, bringing you to 20. 381 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,300 - It's important to wear protection. 382 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,346 - I like it, Jess. 383 00:15:08,346 --> 00:15:10,500 It is important to wear protection. 384 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,420 - Yeah. 385 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:14,000 - I'll give you the point, bringing you to 29. 386 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:14,833 We're back to the board. 387 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,350 I think we're all the way back to you, Trapp. 388 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,727 - Let's do "sex with me" for two. 389 00:15:18,727 --> 00:15:21,137 - "Sex with me is like running a marathon." 390 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:23,150 - You're gonna be bragging about it 391 00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:24,211 for the rest of your life. 392 00:15:25,656 --> 00:15:27,150 - I like that a lot. 393 00:15:27,983 --> 00:15:29,700 I'll give you two points, bringing you to 24. 394 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:30,533 Grant. 395 00:15:30,533 --> 00:15:32,144 - You're gonna need to suck some goo by the end of it. 396 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:35,690 - Another "ooo." 397 00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:38,165 - Another "ooo" from the crew. 398 00:15:38,165 --> 00:15:39,370 Incredible. 399 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:41,630 - A loving "ooo" from the crew. 400 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:43,230 Gross and I like it. 401 00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:45,813 I'll give you two points, bringing you to 22. 402 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,479 Trapp. 403 00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:48,970 - You're gonna rise early. 404 00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:50,570 - Oh. 405 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:51,672 - Yeah, I'll give it to you. 406 00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:53,050 - This implies the other person has a penis. 407 00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:53,922 - Absolutely. 408 00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:55,743 - It's repetitive. 409 00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,849 - Sure, Jess, I'll give you the point. 410 00:15:59,849 --> 00:16:00,750 Trapp. 411 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,502 - I don't know why anyone does it. 412 00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:06,550 - I'll give you the point, Trapp, bringing you to 26. 413 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,766 - You're gonna want to give up halfway through. 414 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:13,010 - That's very funny, Jess, I like that a lot. 415 00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:15,320 I'll give you two points, bringing you to 32. 416 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,360 - If you search on the internet, 417 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,530 you'll find a video of a lady 418 00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:18,710 shitting herself in the middle of it. 419 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,094 - What? 420 00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:22,635 Oh my God! 421 00:16:24,071 --> 00:16:24,950 Oh my God. 422 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:28,640 - I don't know what you're winning at exactly, Grant, 423 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:32,622 but there's like a different game that you're destroying. 424 00:16:32,622 --> 00:16:35,122 - Sure. - That was pretty good. 425 00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:38,993 - I'm gonna give you three points, bringing you to 25. 426 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,680 Let's get out of here, Jesus. 427 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,077 That brings us to Grant. 428 00:16:43,077 --> 00:16:46,927 - "Threesomes are like" for three. 429 00:16:46,927 --> 00:16:50,003 "Threesomes are like a turducken." 430 00:16:50,003 --> 00:16:50,836 Jess. 431 00:16:50,836 --> 00:16:51,669 - Greasy. 432 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,930 - That's probably true, I'll give you the point, Jess. 433 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,866 Trapp. - Everyone's getting stuffed. 434 00:16:56,866 --> 00:16:58,150 - Oh. 435 00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,900 - Everyone is getting stuffed. 436 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,220 One point. 437 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,053 Grant. 438 00:17:02,053 --> 00:17:04,574 - Threesomes are like a turducken, they're unnatural. 439 00:17:04,574 --> 00:17:05,407 - Oh. 440 00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:07,193 - This is Grant's Puritan side coming out. 441 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,217 - Playing the part of a conservative preacher. 442 00:17:09,217 --> 00:17:12,413 - What happened to Nancy Pelosi not being left enough? 443 00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:15,029 - I'll give you the point, Grant. 444 00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:19,300 - It's about three souls coming together 445 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:22,643 to create one beautiful thing. 446 00:17:22,643 --> 00:17:24,080 - Jess. 447 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,376 How moving. 448 00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:26,240 - Yeah. 449 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,130 If you're a turducken fan, that makes a lot of sense. 450 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,520 I'll give you two points. 451 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,353 Trapp. 452 00:17:31,353 --> 00:17:33,638 - Threesomes are like a turducken, I've never had one. 453 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:35,930 - I like that a lot, Trapp. 454 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,700 Two points, bringing you to 29. 455 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:38,533 Grant. 456 00:17:38,533 --> 00:17:41,420 - Threesomes are like a turducken, there's a duck there. 457 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:46,479 - It's like you're burrowing lasers to my brain. 458 00:17:46,479 --> 00:17:48,680 - I fucking dare you to give me point. 459 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,920 - I will not take your bait. 460 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,640 We're going back to the board. 461 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,050 Now it belongs to Jess. 462 00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:56,287 - Did we do "are you a" for one? 463 00:17:56,287 --> 00:17:59,330 - "Are you a flip phone?" 464 00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:01,003 Trapp. 465 00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:02,670 - 'Cause you got my fingers busy. 466 00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:04,600 - That was quick on the draw, Trapp, very well done. 467 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,360 I'll give you two points, bringing you to 31. 468 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,193 Grant. 469 00:18:07,193 --> 00:18:09,058 - Because I had you in the early 2000s. 470 00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:12,500 - So in this scenario, 471 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,611 you go up to someone 'cause you recognize them? 472 00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:17,040 - As someone I had sex with in the early 2000s. 473 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,813 - Yes, I will give you the point. 474 00:18:19,646 --> 00:18:20,479 Jess. 475 00:18:20,479 --> 00:18:21,312 - Because you have a snake 476 00:18:21,312 --> 00:18:23,323 that keeps getting longer and longer. 477 00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:25,124 - Jess! 478 00:18:26,129 --> 00:18:26,962 My God. 479 00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:29,278 Two points. 480 00:18:30,111 --> 00:18:30,944 Grant. 481 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:31,777 - Are you a flip phone? 482 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,352 'Cause I'm gonna shove the antenna inside. 483 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,938 - You have gotten more crew "ooo's in this episode 484 00:18:39,938 --> 00:18:42,280 than ever before in Game Changer history. 485 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,324 - Hey, crew, go fuck yourselves. 486 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:49,330 - It's back to the board for Trapp. 487 00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:51,840 - All right, let me do "sex with me" for four. 488 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,230 - Sex with me for 400. 489 00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:56,470 It's time for another mini-game. 490 00:18:56,470 --> 00:19:01,260 It's the old CollegeHumor classic, "Sex Toy or Dog Toy?" 491 00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:04,540 This time, with an expert to help us determine 492 00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:06,810 what the sex toys and dog toys are. 493 00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:08,710 - If this isn't a dog, I'm gonna be furious. 494 00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:11,740 - Introducing now, Grant O'Brien's favorite porn star, 495 00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:13,202 Ty Mitchell. 496 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,390 - Oh my God. - Hi, baby. 497 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,883 - Oh my God. 498 00:19:20,008 --> 00:19:21,250 Holy shit. 499 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,850 Sam, I would have been trying harder at this game 500 00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:26,410 if I'd known I was trying to impress someone the whole time. 501 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:29,094 - No, you were, I was one of those "ooo's. 502 00:19:29,094 --> 00:19:30,260 - This is incredible. 503 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,070 - You making us lots of money, baby? 504 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,960 - Yeah, I'm doing my best, I'm trying. 505 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,630 - This just became painful, watching Grant flirt. 506 00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:37,463 - And speaking of painful, 507 00:19:37,463 --> 00:19:39,220 let's take a look at those sex toys. 508 00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:42,190 - Thank you for that brilliant transition. 509 00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:43,510 The scores headed into this mini-game: 510 00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:46,580 Trapp with 31, Grant with 27, 511 00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:50,800 and Jess, far in the lead at this point, with 37. 512 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,710 First up, this item. 513 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:55,200 Ty, let me ask you before I throw it to our players, 514 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,150 what do you think, sex toy or dog toy? 515 00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:59,460 - I think this is very obviously a sex toy. 516 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:01,170 It's definitely for a part of an anatomy 517 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,580 that I don't possess, 518 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:03,820 but I could see how you could 519 00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:06,590 misunderstand this to be a dog toy. 520 00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:07,490 - Mike Trapp, what do you say? 521 00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:08,720 - I'm gonna say it's a sex toy. 522 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,553 - Grant O'Brien? 523 00:20:09,553 --> 00:20:11,407 - So when you were filming "The Cock Destroyers." 524 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,580 I'm gonna say a sex toy, you know, 525 00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:18,000 I'm not really playing anymore. 526 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,720 - So dirty, Grant. - Yeah, I am. 527 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,026 Oh, God. 528 00:20:23,026 --> 00:20:25,417 - I'm in the middle of something. 529 00:20:27,630 --> 00:20:29,650 Sex toy, yes. 530 00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:33,090 - I've got three sex toys and three corrects. 531 00:20:33,090 --> 00:20:35,780 That's points for all three of our contestants. 532 00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:39,420 Ash, could you bring out the next sex or dog toy, please? 533 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,808 We'll do a quick swap. 534 00:20:41,787 --> 00:20:43,339 - And Ty, before we get going, what do you think? 535 00:20:43,339 --> 00:20:47,060 - I think this is very plainly, obviously a sex toy. 536 00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:47,930 - Okay. 537 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,730 - Good for a pleasuring two at once. 538 00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:50,563 - Ah, yes. 539 00:20:50,563 --> 00:20:51,760 - You have to be careful with these things. 540 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,193 I think they do come cheaply. 541 00:20:53,193 --> 00:20:54,560 - Hey, I come cheaply. 542 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,399 - I don't. 543 00:20:58,404 --> 00:21:00,300 - Fuck, he's even good at that. 544 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,410 - I'm crying a little bit. 545 00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:02,544 - Want to cry a little harder? 546 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,670 - Hot damn! - Give him a point. 547 00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:08,503 - That's a point for Ty. 548 00:21:08,503 --> 00:21:10,450 Let's get Ty back in one of your roles. 549 00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:11,380 - Truly. 550 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:12,870 - Trapp, what do you think, sex toy or dog toy? 551 00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:15,170 - I'm gonna say dog toy for this one. 552 00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:16,810 I do think it looks very sex-toy-like, 553 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:18,220 but I'm gonna go dog toy. 554 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,053 - Okay, Grant. 555 00:21:19,053 --> 00:21:22,260 - I agree with Ty, I think that's for two holes. 556 00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,270 - There's three knobs. 557 00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:25,450 - Well, then you can put a third hole anywhere you want. 558 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,345 - Jess, what do you think? 559 00:21:26,345 --> 00:21:29,460 - I would give that to my dog, so I'm gonna say dog toy. 560 00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:33,170 - So we have dog toy, sex toy, dog toy. 561 00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:35,870 It is in fact a dog toy. 562 00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:40,250 That's points for Trapp and Jess, and not for Grant. 563 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,710 - I could use that as a sex toy, though. 564 00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:44,463 I don't know why I looked right at you. 565 00:21:45,499 --> 00:21:47,100 I don't know what to do right now. 566 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,930 - Let's bring on the next one, Ash. 567 00:21:48,930 --> 00:21:50,730 - Let's place this on my windowsill. 568 00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:53,770 - Yes, Ty brought these all from home. 569 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:56,640 Here we've got this lovely little item here. 570 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,550 Ty, what does your better judgment tell us? 571 00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:02,460 - I knew I'd see some avocados when visiting Los Angeles. 572 00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:03,760 - Of course. 573 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,840 - It's definitely not a sex toy for 574 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:11,070 a particularly well-endowed individual. 575 00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,170 - Yes, right. 576 00:22:12,170 --> 00:22:14,513 - I don't want to like, clock you or anything. 577 00:22:15,590 --> 00:22:17,650 - I am a small man. 578 00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:20,000 - So you might assume that this is a dog toy, 579 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,180 but I'm gonna have to say, based off my expert opinion, 580 00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:24,460 this is definitely a sex toy. 581 00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:25,293 - Trapp, what do you think? 582 00:22:25,293 --> 00:22:27,920 - I do think this one is harder than the other ones, 583 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,627 but I think that the hole on the bottom to me reads as like, 584 00:22:31,627 --> 00:22:33,930 "put peanut butter in me," not "put dick in me." 585 00:22:33,930 --> 00:22:36,860 So I am gonna say that's a dog toy? 586 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:37,830 - Dog toy. 587 00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:38,910 All right, Grant, what do you think? 588 00:22:38,910 --> 00:22:40,380 - Sam, I know you. - Yes. 589 00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:42,120 - And I feel like this is maybe a trick. 590 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:42,953 - Really? 591 00:22:42,953 --> 00:22:44,543 - I'm gonna say that's a cat toy 592 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,590 because I think that looks like the kind of thing 593 00:22:48,590 --> 00:22:50,047 you could put catnip inside of. 594 00:22:50,047 --> 00:22:51,580 - Grant, you dare to think I would 595 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,290 change the game on you just like that? 596 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,160 - Yeah, I do think that Sam. 597 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,320 Yes, that's what I do think. 598 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,153 - Jess, what do you think? 599 00:22:56,153 --> 00:22:59,610 - I'm going to say that it is a dog toy. 600 00:22:59,610 --> 00:23:02,350 - The answer is a dog toy. 601 00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:03,820 - Hm. - Mm-kay, mm-kay. 602 00:23:03,820 --> 00:23:06,110 - Let's swap this out, please. 603 00:23:06,110 --> 00:23:07,305 - Oh my goodness. 604 00:23:07,305 --> 00:23:08,930 - Come now, Sam. 605 00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:10,770 - Come now? - Come now. 606 00:23:10,770 --> 00:23:12,370 - Well, you can with this. 607 00:23:12,370 --> 00:23:14,380 - Ty, you've been very consistent so far. 608 00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:16,290 What do you think, sex toy or dog toy? 609 00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:17,681 - I know what this looks like. 610 00:23:18,988 --> 00:23:20,180 It looks like a dog toy, I know. 611 00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:23,473 But Sigmund Freud wrote a lot about this device. 612 00:23:23,473 --> 00:23:24,306 - Sure, yeah. 613 00:23:24,306 --> 00:23:25,373 - Sure, daddy. - It's a daddy toy. 614 00:23:25,373 --> 00:23:28,917 - What I'm saying is that it's a sex toy per se, you know, 615 00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:33,130 kind of, but more of a like, sex device. 616 00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:33,973 - Yes. - Sex tool. 617 00:23:33,973 --> 00:23:35,780 - Yes, yes, yes. - Sex tool. 618 00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:36,613 - Yeah. - Thanks, Grant. 619 00:23:36,613 --> 00:23:37,914 - Hey, I've got your back. 620 00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:40,202 - Trapp, what do we think? 621 00:23:40,202 --> 00:23:41,550 - I'm going to say sex toy. 622 00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:44,030 - Where are you putting that? 623 00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:45,920 - I'm not putting it anywhere, 624 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,960 but I think some people can get creative with that. 625 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,040 I'm gonna say sex toy. 626 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:49,930 - Grant, what do you think? 627 00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:51,830 - Sam, I think you're screwing with us. 628 00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:55,340 I think you could put that on the corner of like, a wall, 629 00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:58,890 and your cat could rub up against it and spread its scent, 630 00:23:58,890 --> 00:23:59,860 and that's what all the teeth for. 631 00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:01,360 So I think that's a cat toy. 632 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,193 - Jess. 633 00:24:02,193 --> 00:24:05,680 - The idea of putting that in my vagina. 634 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,360 - Don't knock it till you try it. 635 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,450 - I think that is a dog toothbrush. 636 00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:10,587 I think you would put toothpaste on it 637 00:24:10,587 --> 00:24:12,140 and it would clean their teeth. 638 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:12,973 - Oh, wow. 639 00:24:14,169 --> 00:24:15,923 - Or you could stick it up their butt. 640 00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:19,520 - Three great guesses, only one of them right. 641 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,310 Jess, it is a dog toy. 642 00:24:22,790 --> 00:24:24,530 - Oh, well. 643 00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:25,804 - That doesn't prove anything. 644 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,660 - Ash, can you bring it the next one, please? 645 00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:31,743 - I would love this color of a sex toy. 646 00:24:31,743 --> 00:24:34,030 - Oh, now this is hard. 647 00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:35,210 - This is hard. 648 00:24:35,210 --> 00:24:36,649 - What do you think, Ty? 649 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,040 - This is a tricky one. - I know. 650 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,280 - It's really throwing a curve ball. 651 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,331 - I know. - I'm here as an expert. 652 00:24:43,331 --> 00:24:44,164 - Yes. - Mm-hm. 653 00:24:44,164 --> 00:24:46,130 - I'm here as an expert to influence 654 00:24:46,130 --> 00:24:47,990 how you all play the game. 655 00:24:47,990 --> 00:24:48,823 - Yep. 656 00:24:48,823 --> 00:24:51,470 - And so I want you to take my opinion seriously 657 00:24:51,470 --> 00:24:55,190 that this is a dog toy. 658 00:24:55,190 --> 00:24:56,260 - Hm. 659 00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:58,500 - Interesting, the first time 660 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:01,350 that Ty has said "dog toy" this entire game. 661 00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:03,630 - I'm sorry, I mean, it's a toy 662 00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:05,795 for when you're pretending to be a dog. 663 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:09,500 - Oh. - Oh. 664 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,373 - Thank you for the clarification, Ty, that was helpful. 665 00:25:11,373 --> 00:25:12,300 - I thought it was obvious. 666 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:13,420 - Trapp, what do you think? 667 00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:14,750 - I'm gonna say sex toy. 668 00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:15,583 - Grant, thoughts? 669 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:18,513 - Yeah, I still think that's like a, see? 670 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,530 So I think it's a sex toy, please continue. 671 00:25:22,530 --> 00:25:24,110 I won't give my reasoning. 672 00:25:24,110 --> 00:25:24,943 - Jess. 673 00:25:24,943 --> 00:25:27,290 - I think it's a sex toy and I will give my reasoning. 674 00:25:27,290 --> 00:25:29,549 I think you take your penis on a little walk. 675 00:25:30,977 --> 00:25:32,940 It does a little pee-pee outside and you bring it back in. 676 00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:34,850 - And that's how you meet the other penis owners 677 00:25:34,850 --> 00:25:37,850 in your neighborhood, chat a little bit. 678 00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:40,548 - Three sex toys, three correct. 679 00:25:40,548 --> 00:25:41,381 - Woo! 680 00:25:42,330 --> 00:25:46,183 - Ash, could we have our last object please? 681 00:25:47,016 --> 00:25:48,640 - Ooh. 682 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,570 - Ty, what do you think, sex toy, dog toy? 683 00:25:50,570 --> 00:25:52,270 - I think you could see how this would be a dog toy 684 00:25:52,270 --> 00:25:56,150 in the sense that it's a ball, which dogs famously love. 685 00:25:56,150 --> 00:25:56,983 - It's their whole deal. 686 00:25:56,983 --> 00:26:00,500 - But I wouldn't play with a dog with an electronic ball 687 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:04,180 unless it was an electronic dog, popular in the early 2000s. 688 00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:05,870 - The future's a crazy place. 689 00:26:05,870 --> 00:26:08,420 - I'm gonna just make it clear that this is a sex toy 690 00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:09,670 in my expert opinion. 691 00:26:09,670 --> 00:26:10,970 - What do you think, players? 692 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,060 Starting with Trapp. 693 00:26:12,060 --> 00:26:13,230 - Now, I don't know what this is. 694 00:26:13,230 --> 00:26:14,990 - 50-50 shot. 695 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,120 - I'm going to say dog toy. 696 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,060 - Grant, what do you think? 697 00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:20,890 - It's got to be a sex toy, right? 698 00:26:20,890 --> 00:26:23,990 - I think a lot of stuff like this is more cat toy stuff. 699 00:26:23,990 --> 00:26:25,937 There's a lot of like, automated shit, where it's like, 700 00:26:25,937 --> 00:26:26,770 "yeah, I have a dog, 701 00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:28,410 but I can't be bothered to do anything with it, 702 00:26:28,410 --> 00:26:30,080 so get me a little robot that can like, 703 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,350 drop treats everywhere." 704 00:26:31,350 --> 00:26:34,170 - Trapp's right, I'm gonna say that's a cat toy. 705 00:26:34,170 --> 00:26:37,810 Sam, I think you're screwing with us, that's a cat toy. 706 00:26:37,810 --> 00:26:41,330 - Grant digging his own grave even further into the ground. 707 00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:42,520 Jess. 708 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,989 - I mean, I'd sit on it. 709 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,090 But I think it's a dog toy. 710 00:26:49,090 --> 00:26:50,920 - How about that reveal, Ty? 711 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,399 This is in fact a sex toy. 712 00:26:53,399 --> 00:26:54,232 - No. - Oh. 713 00:26:55,153 --> 00:26:57,970 - It doesn't have like, a ton of depth, actually. 714 00:26:57,970 --> 00:27:00,226 So it's perfect for you, Sam. 715 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,710 - Thank you so, so much. 716 00:27:05,710 --> 00:27:06,543 - Thank you so much for having me. 717 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:09,460 - For coming all this way to be our expert. 718 00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:12,940 The scores headed out of that mini-game are: Trapp with 35, 719 00:27:12,940 --> 00:27:15,882 Grant with 30, Jess with 42. 720 00:27:15,882 --> 00:27:16,882 - Wow. - Wow. 721 00:27:17,938 --> 00:27:19,440 - Grant, what do you say? 722 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,167 - I'm gonna go with "are you a" for two. 723 00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:26,184 - "Are you a Tim Burton movie, because?" 724 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:30,220 Trapp. - You're a hot topic. 725 00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:31,450 Doesn't make any sense, move on. 726 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:33,110 - It makes just enough sense 727 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,915 for me to give you a point, Trapp. 728 00:27:35,748 --> 00:27:36,581 Jess. 729 00:27:36,581 --> 00:27:39,702 - Because I bet you were better 20 years ago. 730 00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:42,074 - This is a diss, Jess? 731 00:27:42,074 --> 00:27:43,261 - Yeah. - You're negging. 732 00:27:43,261 --> 00:27:45,720 - You're negging them, you're cutting them down to size. 733 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,540 - They go, "ooh, she's a bitch." 734 00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:48,980 - I'll give you a point. 735 00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:50,020 Back to the board. 736 00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:50,870 - I'll take what's remaining. 737 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,840 I'll take "threesomes are like," five. 738 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,360 - It's the final mini-game. 739 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,450 - Oh my goodness. - Oh boy. 740 00:27:57,450 --> 00:27:58,720 - Here's how this is gonna work, gang. 741 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,280 We call this "Sex Moves." 742 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,820 I'm gonna give you the name of a sex move, 743 00:28:01,820 --> 00:28:05,100 you tell me what that sex move describes. 744 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,470 These are not real sex moves, these are made up sex moves. 745 00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:11,010 You just tell me what you think they could represent. 746 00:28:11,010 --> 00:28:13,640 I'll pick my favorite, there are three of them altogether. 747 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,470 Number one, "the windshield wiper." 748 00:28:17,470 --> 00:28:18,613 Starting with Trapp. 749 00:28:19,630 --> 00:28:22,620 - That's where you swipe your dick back and forth 750 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:25,184 in front of your lovers glasses. 751 00:28:27,429 --> 00:28:29,719 - Oh my God. 752 00:28:29,719 --> 00:28:30,552 - Grant. 753 00:28:30,552 --> 00:28:34,163 - It's when you have sex on top of a lot of crushed up bugs. 754 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,560 - Another crew "ooo." 755 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,810 Jess. 756 00:28:39,810 --> 00:28:44,680 - It's when there are two penises and boobies, 757 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,893 and the penises windshield wipe the boobies. 758 00:28:49,330 --> 00:28:52,260 - I liked all three of those, but especially Trapp's, 759 00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:56,090 and so, Trapp, I will give you two points. 760 00:28:56,090 --> 00:29:00,330 Number two, "the hometown hero." 761 00:29:00,330 --> 00:29:02,333 Starting with Grant. 762 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,120 - The hometown hero is when you have sex in Columbus. 763 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,560 - Grant's hometown. 764 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,090 Not a bad answer, I don't think. 765 00:29:14,090 --> 00:29:15,770 I'll go to Jess next. 766 00:29:15,770 --> 00:29:17,870 - The hometown hero is when your lover 767 00:29:17,870 --> 00:29:19,240 is lying on their stomach 768 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,612 and you plant a flag in their butt hole. 769 00:29:23,372 --> 00:29:25,430 - I think that's The War of 1812. 770 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:28,380 - Trapp. 771 00:29:28,380 --> 00:29:31,320 - The hometown hero is when you sort of 772 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,755 check out for awhile, but then come when no one expects it. 773 00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:37,200 - That's very good, Trapp. 774 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,730 I will give you that as well. 775 00:29:38,730 --> 00:29:41,310 Ooh, Trapp's sneaking up on Jess a little bit. 776 00:29:41,310 --> 00:29:45,537 Finally, gang, it's "nineteening." 777 00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:49,590 The number "nineteening," beginning with Jess. 778 00:29:49,590 --> 00:29:54,590 - Nineteening is when you're 30 and you lie about your age 779 00:29:57,340 --> 00:30:00,150 to have sex with a 20 year old. 780 00:30:00,150 --> 00:30:03,620 - Very good, I will go to Trapp next. 781 00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:07,025 - Nineteening is a 69 but taken down about 50 notches. 782 00:30:08,170 --> 00:30:09,410 - Sounds about right. 783 00:30:09,410 --> 00:30:10,243 Grant. 784 00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,650 - It's when you have sex in an NYU dorm for the first time, 785 00:30:12,650 --> 00:30:14,678 but you say you're very experienced. 786 00:30:17,670 --> 00:30:18,790 Like me, like me. 787 00:30:18,790 --> 00:30:19,623 It's a story about me. 788 00:30:19,623 --> 00:30:21,920 - Very funny across the board. 789 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,370 I think I'm gonna to give this one to Trapp, too. 790 00:30:25,313 --> 00:30:29,830 The scores at the end of our game: Trapp with 42, 791 00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:32,850 Grant with 30, Jess with 43. 792 00:30:32,850 --> 00:30:34,640 - Ow! - Wow. 793 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,360 - That means that Jess is the winner of this episode. 794 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,910 Jess, you win all of the sex toys and dog toys 795 00:30:40,910 --> 00:30:42,290 featured in this episode. - Oh my God. 796 00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:44,236 - You have to remember which one's which. 797 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,750 - I am Sam Reich, reminding you that sex with me 798 00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:53,960 is like Game Changer itself: it's now streaming on Dropout. 799 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:54,973 Good night.