- Get ready for a Game Changer!
Tonight's guests...
Without a GM, the show would be 'Ae Chaner'.
It's Brennan Lee Mulligan!
- Heyyyyy!
- Izzy for short, Ostentatia for long!
It's Isabella Roland!
- "Mister" on 3, "Lou" on 6, "Wilson" on 9.
It's Mr. Lou Wilson!
- And your host, me!
- I've been here the whole time.
- This is Game Changer.
The only game show where the game changes every show.
Except for Ellen's Game of Games,
Taskmaster and a few others that have come to light
since I wrote that.
I am your host, Sam Reich.
I am joined today by
these
three lovely contestants.
Now you all understand how the game works?
- No, it's not been explained to any of us.
- Yeah, The game's different all the time.
You said that.
- We don't know what's happening today.
- That's the longest
that bit's ever gone on.
That's right!
Our players have no idea what game it is
they're about to play.
The only way to learn is by playing.
The only way to win is by learning.
And the only way to begin is by beginning.
So without further ado,
let's begin by giving each of you 25 points.
- Okay? So there's just loose points flying around?
- Points, as far as the eye can see.
- Oh yeah.
- Sam says... touch your nose.
Sam says... touch your ear.
Sam says... touch your other ear.
Touch your other ear.
Easy, Right?
Quite literally...
Child's play.
Now, touch your other ear.
- You ain't gonna get us.
Like you said, this is child's play.
- Sam says... touch your elbow.
Sam says... touch your belly button.
Sam says... touch the top of your head.
Sam says... touch your chin.
Ooh,
formidable opponents.
Sam says... pull on your ears.
Sam says... make a little arm wave.
Very good. Sam says... touch just your pinkies together.
Good. Keep them just like that.
I didn't say Sam says for that last one.
That's a point away from all three of you.
- Because we kept them together?
- Because you kept them just like that.
- Following the commands of the previous instruction
is a secondary priority.
And the first priority would be
not following a command that
is not given in the correct format.
- The little computer in Brennan's brain
is so excited already.
- I didn't understand.
- Yeah me either. I am just gonna say,
Let's go again. Cause I think, I got it.
- Sam says... slap your knees.
Sam says... do a thumb war with yourself.
Sam says... lick your philtrum.
- Oh,
- Hm
- Okay.
Technically, I think all three of you pass that.
- Really?
- Your philtrum is the little
space between your nose and your lips.
The two of these guys decided to do inside their lips.
If there's any anatomists watching,
you can tell me if
I should've deducted a point there anywhere.
Sam says... hands on your hips.
Sam says... hands on your butt.
Sam says... hands on your head.
Sam says... hand on your stomach.
I said "hand," not "hands"
that's points away from all three of you.
- I had ear tubes put in
when I was a child.
So for you to do that, is actually so wrong.
- This is on you, sir.
- 23 points for all three of our players.
No one's winning yet, gang.
No one's losing yet.
All in the spirit of good fun.
Sam says... shake it off.
Sam says... shake out your head.
Sam says... shake out your feet.
Sam says... shake out your hand.
Yes!
Well done.
Players,
you've been doing great so far,
but Sam says... let's make this a touch
more competitive,
by taking this one player at a time.
- Oh,
- Sam says... say something.
we'll have to bleep.
Starting with Brennan.
- Fuck.
- Okay. Izzy, let's see what you got.
Sam says... say something
we'll have to bleep.
- Cunt.
- I love the way that was enunciated.
- Lou... - Uh, hm.
- Sam says...
say something we'll have to bleep.
- Pussy asshole?
- I am realizing something
at the end of this round.
- I would like to go again, if I could.
- I'll give it to you.
- Can you repeat the instructions one more time?
- Sam says... say something
we'll have to bleep.
- Okay. - Oh, I-
- Oh, I would like to go again too.
- I would also like a second opportunity.
- It's only fair.
can't play the Beatles.
Beatles, Beatles, Beatles, Beatles, Beatles, Beatles,
- I don't want to give too much away, Brennan,
but well done.
Izzy, Sam says... say something
we'll have to bleep.
- Something we'll have to bleep.
- Holy shit.
- Bitch
- Now I'm questioning myself.
Lou. Sam says... say something
we'll have to bleep.
- I am paid by CollegeHumor.
And I would like to come out as
like someone who's paid by
the company and say that
is innocent.
And that is the expressed opinion of -
formerly CollegeHumor,
Now Dropout, the show, Game Changer...
is innocent.
- Didn't do it!
- Whoever killed those people,
is still out there.
This is the opinion of the company
that puts this show on
and produced it.
- We know that for a fact.
- It's in company emails that I will
happily pull up on my phone.
- My excitement has flipped to fear
for this episode.
So what was supposed to happen just now
is I was supposed to
award one of you.
All three of those were so creative that
I'm going to award points
to all three of you.
- Wow.
- Keeping this even across the board for now.
I do want to say because
of what just happened...
- That this episode can't air.
- That you know for a fact OJ did it.
- Sam says... greet a neighbor across the street.
- Hi, Hyperion Chiropractic.
- Hello, Lyric Hyperion.
- Sam says... realize you don't have your wallet.
- Oh,
- Simon says... nod at a babbling baby
as if you understand.
Sam says... nod at a babbling baby as if you understand.
- Okay! - Uh huh...
- Yeah. - Wah.
Sam says... don't flinch.
I feel like that counts, Lou.
- Yeah, it does.
- Of course it counts. - That's a point away...
from Lou Wilson. - I am not going to pretend
like I didn't flinch, I was terrified.
- I heard Lou's butthole.
- Sam says...
remember that the virtuous economic cycle
is when earnings
contribute to taxes,
contribute to government programs,
contribute to earnings.
Sam says... share some gossip,
starting with Brennan.
You can either share it out loud,
or if you don't want to,
you can share it into my ear.
I'll accept a that too.
- And is this question
going to be posed to everybody?
- Yes.
- And will only one person be awarded points?
- That's the idea.
- Okay.
How about
ohh... no...
that could end a relationship.
- Ours.
- There is a community member
of a non-CollegeHumor place
where I do work,
who we had someone
come in
as a new staff member of the community.
And this person is so
promiscuous
that a director at this place
had to pull them aside and say,
you are not allowed to talk to
this new person that is-
contractor interfacing with our company.
- A little cryptic, Brennan.
- Pretty mild, pretty mild, if you ask me.
That's a salsa everyone at the table will enjoy.
- Wow.
- Izzy. Sam says... what do you got?
- Holy fucking shit, Izzy.
- Oh, that's really good.
Yeah. Okay.
- Okay. Now everybody knows, except for me?
I feel left out.
- Lou.
What do you got for me?
- A member of the Dimension 20 cast recently got a
new tattoo.
- But we're not saying who...?
It depends on how many points are in it.
- Exactly.
How bad do you,
and possibly the people at home, want to know?
Is it worth
three points?
- Three points?
Now we're negotiating?
- I mean, this is Game Changer.
We don't know the rules.
- I am going to say that particular point goes to Izzy.
But also, since I didn't say "Sam says" to Lou,
that Lou gets a point taken away from him,
bringing him to 22,
got to keep a watch out guys.
Cause I'll get ya.
- I was just eager to share
- Rapid fire.
Sam says... check a burger to see if it's burnt.
Salmon says, look at your partner of 50 years and
realize you have a rare and special kind of love.
Sam says...
look at your partner of 50 years and
realize you have a rare
and a special kind of love.
Sam says... worry if those are actually fireworks
Sam says... don't flinch.
- Stop.
- That is a point away from Izzy and from Lou.
- Can we have that?
- Let's see how you feel. - I won't touch it. I promise.
- He's really going to give it to us.
- I mean, look, it's only fair, right?
There you go,
- Sam says-
- Oh my God, come on dude.
Come on.
- You thought there was going to be a little break
and it would be like a callback.
Immediate second beat.
- I'm learning a lot about Izzy in this episode,
- I'm crazy.
- Yes.
- My heart rate is so fast right now.
- Sam says... make an accurate prediction
about the rest of the episode.
Inside your drawers you'll find a little slip of paper
and a pen. I will be collecting those predictions
in this cute little predictions envelope.
Thank you, art team.
The most impressive prediction is
the one that I will award the point
ultimately.
Yeah.
There you go.
Oh God.
- I didn't flinch.
- Yeah. That's the best I've ever done.
And the best I'll ever do.
- Sam says... do something GIF-able
we'll start with you, Lou.
Brennan, Sam says... do something GIF-able.
- Reaction!
- I'll take it.
Izzy, let's hear from you.
- No.
- God, good job.
- Izzy, Sam says... do something GIF-able.
- Wooo!
- Goddamn, I was going to write that.
I was going to write that
you would either pull up or take
off your shirt.
Damn it!
- That was my favorite, I'm going to give you the point.
- Sex sells.
- 25 for Izzy.
Sam says...
back that ass up.
Sam says... come on and let me hear you say "EH-O".
- Ehhh-ohh!
Sam says...
put your hand in the air like you just don't care.
That is points away from Lou and Brennan
for putting hands up.
Instead of a hand up.
- Anyone ever rip down the Game Changer sign?
Let's play.
Sam says,
- Don't yawn.
Nothing.
Brennan, Sam says...
what was the virtuous economic cycle?
Earnings, taxes, government programs, back to earnings.
- Very well done, Brennan.
That is a point for you,
bringing you to 24,
just behind Izzy.
- Always.
- From now on your trigger phrase
is "Simon says,"
not "Sam says."
Simon says... harmonize.
- Not today.
- That is a point away from Izzy and Lou,
I didn't say Sam says about the whole Simon says thing.
- I just thought it would be more fun if we did it.
- Sam says... your trigger phrase is now "Simon says,"
Sam says... harmonize.
- Izzy, what are you doing?
- Sam said that it's now "Simon says,"
and then started the next command with "Sam says."
- That's a point away from Izzy.
Sam says... your trigger phrase is now back to Sam says,
Sam says... harmonize.
- Do you take us for fools, sir?
- Apologies.
Simon says your trigger phrase is now back to Sam says,
Sam says... harmonize.
- Keep going.
- That is points away from Lou and points away from Brennan.
- I like singing.
If you give me an opportunity to do it,
I'll take advantage of it.
- Sam says propose a visual effect to go here,
starting with Izzy.
Like explain to me like what the visual effects-
- Butthole.
- What the visual effect is.
- A bunch of buttholes.
- The lady said "butthole," Sam.
- Sorry.
The visual effect is a bunch of buttholes?
- Mmm.
- Okay,
sorry.
We're going to actually make these.
- I know.
- Now I'm thinking about,
could you just show me where the buttholes are,
where they appear?
- Everywhere.
- Okay.
- So are they appearing behind you as well
as in front of you?
Or like, can you provide me
with any more explanation or just a lot?
A lot of buttholes?
- All over the universe.
- Copy.
Brennan. Sam says propose a visual effect
to go here.
- Buttholes!
More buttholes.
- I wanted to find efficiency.
- Different...
And when I say "different," I mean radically different
- No, no
- It is up to you, animator.
- No, no, no.
- It's up to you to figure out-
- One's crinkly, one's smooth.
- Now we have to spend more money on more buttholes.
- You're welcome.
- I shouldn't be complain. I'm the host of the show.
This is all my fault.
Lou. Sam says... propose a visual effect to go here.
- Okay, fantastic.
So we're cutting into like a Steven Soderberg.
Ocean's 11 kind of like things are starting to split up.
So you've got my box that's slowly driting
over into left corner.
As another box of me just snapping. Right?
And that's, that's appearing down left here.
That's me snapping. You can kind of repeat that.
So there's me talking then we're tight in on my points
because that's what the heist is about.
How are we going to get these points back?
Then appearing in like a new corner
in like one of those like panel A's.
As the three me snapping my points and
me talking have all shifted in the left.
Now you've got a big, like the other half
of the screen and the Soderberg Ocean's 11
type thing just becomes a fucking raw butthole.
Right? And so you got me,
but then this one becomes a butt hole
than the one that was my points
becomes a butt hole.
Then,
then the one that's been talking is
that's the only one left,
but the rest of the screen and
all the different little
Steven Soderberg things are butt holes.
- You know what we've done today?
- Make art.
- Spend thousands of dollars on buttholes.
- Yes.
- Good job.
Hope you're happy,
all of you.
That point goes to Lou Wilson.
- The heist is working.
It's all going according to plan.
- Sam says... hide behind your mom's legs
when she wants to introduce you to someone.
Salmon says... try to break down a complicated
cardboard box.
- Did you say salmon?
- Sam says... try to break down a complicated cardboard box.
- So we're going to start,
start at that base because
that tab we can't don't break
that tab because that tab
actually needs to fold back in when we're done.
And if you grab it,
you just grab that and lift that? Lift that.
- I gave up.
- Sam says... realize your hands have
telekinetic abilities.
- Buttholes!
Sam says... catch.
- Motherfucker.
Oh my God, what the fuck?
- Shoot another one here.
Goddammit! Oh come on!
- Oh shit I dropped one
- It's okay. It's not over.
- How many we get?
- I caught 1.
- 1, 2, 1.
Very good.
But I think that point goes to Brennan Mulligan.
Bringing Brennan to 24,
- Why?
- He caught two.
- Izzy. Sam says... what did Brennan do that was GIF-able?
- Reaction.
- That is correct. That is a point for Izzy bringi-
I mean, quite literally a taste of my own medicine.
Even now this has gone so far.
I'm legit worried about this next one. Starting with Lou.
Sam says...
upset a producer.
Sam says... please don't ruin any expensive equipment.
- Can I move?
- Yeah.
- That's good.
- You got it, Lou, it turned off.
Oh no!
Oh no! Oh God.
Oh God. That's going to take real time.
- Yup. I know
Second AD you should probably
find a PA who can stay late today.
- Oh, he's still going?
I hope that wasn't important.
- I'm sorry. There's somebody back there.
- Izzy.
- Can I borrow your phone?
- Sam says... upset a producer.
- Sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- What?
- I dunno.
- Hi David.
- David Kerns.
- It's Izzy.
- David, partner at CollegeHumor, executive producer.
- I wanted to let you know that
I recorded a video of Brennan
saying he hates his fans.
The more upset they get,
the happier he is and the more money he makes.
- That's an odd deal.
- I uploaded it.
And showed his dick.
- As an addendum.
- Sorry.
- Sorry with a bunch of "Y's.
- Did you send it? - It's sent.
- We'll see how David responds.
- There you go.
- Brennan, Sam says... upset a producer.
Now that was an audible gasp.
- Oh boy.
I think that, I think that,
I think that goes to Brennan
- I would do anything.
- For what?
- To win anything.
- Yeah.
That point goes to Brennan.
You know, sometimes less is more.
And in that case
I could
actually feel myself getting a little upset.
So
I'm just going to recover from that.
Sam says lets revisit those
predictions from earlier, shall we?
From one of you, you'll have to tell me who:
"Brennan will physically touch Sam above the waist."
- That was my dream.
- I don't think that happened.
From Izzy:
"I'm going to fart without anybody knowing it."
Izzy, I want you to be honest with me,
did you?
You did.
- The air horn is really helpful.
- As far as disguising farts is concerned?
- There you go.
- Or prompting them.
I wrote "The moment this paper is collected,
the air horn will be sounded again."
- Oh God.
Oh, that's so good.
- Okay.
- I think in terms of creativity,
I have to give that to Brennan as well,
bringing Brennan to 26.
Players for this next prompt,
I am going to require the help of Ash.
Would you come out here, please
with the jack in the boxes?
- Sam?
- Oh, sorry.
Sam says... please take a jack-in-the-box.
Thank you, Ash.
- Thank you, Ash.
- Thanks, Ash.
- You look great.
- Sam says...
please open your Jack-in-the-boxes.
But Sam also says... don't flinch.
That was the single creepiest segment we've ever done
on Game Changer.
None of you flinched.
This finally isn't the monumental thing I wanted it to be.
Sam says... Lou, what's your philtrum?
- That's the area right here between the-
- That is correct.
That is a point for Lou, bringing Lou to 20.
- Thank you.
Players that brings us to the end of our game.
Give yourselves a hand.
That is points away from Izzy and Lou
bringing Izzy to 23
and Lou to 19.
Sam says... give yourselves a hand.
- Take another point away.
I don't want it.
- I only said hand.
- That means applaud for yourself!
- Give myself a hand?
- That one was a joke.
The points at the end of our game,
Izzy with 23, Lou with 19
Brennan with 26 points.
You are the winner of this episode.
You win a deluxe smart speaker
that you can boss around
at your leisure.
That does it for us here at Game Changer.
I am Sam Reich reminding you that, whatever I say goes,
unless I say, "Sam says, don't do as I say."
Good night.