- Get ready for a Game Changer.
Tonight's guests. A mouth that's coming into focus,
it's Josh Ruben
- A mouth that looks like a butt.
- An eye ball slowly coming into focus,
it's Brennan Lee Mulligan.
- I am happy to be here.
- And your host me,
I've been here the whole time.
This is Game Changer.
The only game show where the game changes every show.
I am your host Sam Reich.
I'm joined today by these two lovely contestants.
Now, you both understand how the game works.
- Of course.
Yes. - Yes.
- That's right.
It's a game SAMER.
Oh no! Where is Zac Oyama?
Unfortunately Zac was busy
with an unrelated work project.
We wish him all the best.
In the meanwhile the show must go on.
Which means I need a sub for Zac.
Where am I gonna find a comedian,
who's good at sound effects?
Introducing perhaps the best
in the world
at this specific thing, from Police Academy:
- No!
- And Spaceballs.
The man, the legend
Michael motherfucking Winslow.
- No! - No!
- What!
Oh my God.
- Oh my goodness.
- Please stand by.
- Boys, I've given you a challenge.
- You haven't given us a challenge Sam,
you've sent us to our deaths.
Sir, it's a pleasure and an honor to meet you.
- Good to see you brother. Good to see you guys man.
- The scores at the break.
Were Josh with 28 points, Zach.
And now Michael with 29 and Brennan with 30.
Josh, are you ready?
- Oh no no! Please don't.
- Slime ASMR Josh.
Slime ASMR - No problem.
- Well done. I like it.
And I will give you the point.
- Ugh!
- Michael over to you.
The most annoying morning alarm clock.
- Get your ass out of bed!
- Wow! I am already sorry
for Josh and Brennan this episode.
Michael that is going to be two points for you.
- Thank you, sir. Thank you.
- Brennan.
- Great.
- Over to you for,
a Chuck-E-Cheese band at its last gasp.
- Oh shit Brennan, that turned real dark
- I'm with ginger clown on that. So fast.
- I think two points
for you Brennan.
Josh - Huh?
- The prompt is yours.
A cat throwing up the antichrist.
- Oh my God Josh.
The snake has eaten its own tail.
Very well done.
- Thank you very much. - Two points.
Here we go Michael.
Gandalf the wizard, shaving his beard.
- Y'all trying to mess with me?
Ready? Sound speed. Marker.
Gandalf the wizard shaving his beard! Take 408.
Action!
Hurry, we've got to get to the top of the rill
so I can shave this bloody beard.
Okay Gandalf, let's go.
Are those orcs?
Man, we gotta get past some orcs?
This is some messed up shit man.
Get you to the barbershop
and you're messing with us man.
You're gonna get us killed.
I got to get this beard shaved.
The end.
- I, I may have just watched
a full Lord of the Rings trilogy.
That was epic.
- It's really incredible.
When you watch the extended cut
all the stuff that they left out
of the theatrical release of the movies.
- That's exactly what I was going for man.
- Full two points.
Brennan Lee Mulligan.
A jellyfish giving its son 'the talk.'
- So this guy thinks I don't know
that jellyfish reproduce asexually.
- Hey there son, I hope you're doing well.
Smearing all kinds of small plankton and algae
and maybe even some small fish in your long tentacles.
It's a hard life. You're in the sea.
You're getting to an age now where...
Look out an octopus! Look out!
You're getting to an age now
where it's time to start thinking about your adult life.
You know, you're not a little pod anymore.
And I wanted to say, when I was your age,
my dad gave me the talk too and what he told me
he said,
"Son, your actually part of a mitosis
where I split myself.
You know, that can be hard.
And yes, the other kids are gonna make fun of you.
They're gonna, you may see another jellyfish.
That's going through changes as well.
And if you feel any sexual attraction
for that other jellyfish,
that is abnormal and bizarre
in our species. We don't do that.
I just want to say, for the very short amount of time
I will continue to be alive.
I'm so proud of you kiddo.
Well done.
- Wow!
Brennan, the amount of spontaneous jellyfish facts
that you threw in there.
Fucking fun. Two points.
- You got two new shows to pitch right there, man.
- Josh Ruben. - Oh!
- Godzilla, but he's really sorry.
- Oh shit.
What have I done?
- My God. The grief, that I felt from that.
Mr. Michael, heaven's automated phone line.
- Welcome.
To the heaven line y'all.
To heaven's automated phone line.
Heaven's automated phone line.
Standby for God in just a minute.
I think I'm not going to talk to you right now.
Did you bring any pork rinds?
- Wow. Brennan.
I will throw it over to you for,
Poseidon the lifeguard
- Aquatic theme today, Brennan. You got the aquatic theme.
- What have I said to thee about running
by the side of the pool?
Josh! Thou knowest thou shall slip and skin thy knee.
And thou mom cannot pick thyself up, until 3:30.
I am the master of the deeps. Lord of the waves.
The tides are mine and mine alone to command!
And you had a Snickers bar less than 10 minutes ago.
You shouldn't even be out here!
Deep krakens and leviathans shall I summon.
Sharks and needles of the deep.
My siren songs command the hearts of sailors, near and far.
And this octopus might fuck you right up!
I won't tell you again!
Lest I blow my whistle Josh! Be warned!
- Wow! Truly as aggressive, aggressive
as the lifeguards were
at my local pool.
The two points go to Brennan.
Gentlemen, that brings us to our mini game.
The mini game kind of like our game,
except the exact opposite.
We've been making a lot of noise here in the studio today.
I think it's time to settle down
and make absolutely no noise.
And so I want you to tackle the following prompts silently.
When it's your turn, be silent.
That being said, if your fellow players want to support you
with some noise, they are welcome to.
Josh, I'm going to start with you.
An inflating, wacky inflatable arm flaling tube man.
Oh my God. Josh!
That's- that work- Oh my God!
Way to play with the frame.
Super impressive - That's the most
I've moved since COVID.
- Yeah totally.
- Yeah baby.
- Thank you for the support John. Thank you.
- Michael, it's your go.
Not letting the people around you know
that your specific lottery numbers are being called.
- Beginning here in New York, super lottery, Mega Millions.
The winner of tonight's drawing
will receive over $350 million from the New York lottery.
And our first number coming out
of the bingo ball cage now.
- Ping! - 37! 37.
- Ping! - Next number. 17!
- Ping!
- Third number coming out of the track here
looks to be a 6. - Ping!
- Fourth number. - Ping!
- 12, 18.
- Ping!
- 13!
- Ping!
- And our last number of the evening folks...
- 99. There you have it ladies and gentlemen.
The numbers have been called.
- Very good Michael. Very impressive.
I know I'm taking you out of your comfort zone
with this mini game. Very well done.
The full two points for you.
Brennan, your last silent prompt.
The gymnast member of the crime team
getting through the security system
Shit. I think there might be miniatures involved here.
Wow. Brennan.
I don't know whether to award you or not
for that brilliant display of,
I will not commit to this physically.
And so I will have an object do it for me.
I will give you the point for sure.
That does it for our mini game.
We are headed into round two.
The points as they stand now.
Josh with 35, Michael with 36, Brennan with 37.
Josh, you are welcome to make some noise again.
A rude Goldberg machine.
Not a Rube Goldberg machine.
No, no, no.
- Okay. Here's the marble. Ready?
- I won't get it.
- Michael jumping in there with the assist
at the last moment. I love that interpretation Josh.
Beautiful. Michael over to you.
Tuning the radio but every song is about you.
Oh my God. I'm so mad at my boyfriend.
I just hate him so much.
I just, hope I never,
I never never never hear him
I feel better.
I don't love you no more!
I don't love you anymore!
- Oh my God.
- Like how, how are you even possible?
Brennan. You're on a date when embarrassingly,
you spring a leak and you begin to deflate.
- Oh, that's good.
- That's so wild that you mentioned that.
I actually, a friend of mine back in New York,
traveled to Paris recently and said the exact same thing.
That there's like laws there
where you're where your,
that you can't like busk necessarily everywhere in the city.
And essentially that.
Um. Cool.
No, no, no.
I'm fine. Actually. You know what's weird?
Is I may need to...
I'm going to go to the bathroom really quick.
You're actually. You're fully good.
- Oh my God. What a place to freeze.
Do you have a... I left mine in my car.
Do you have a little gauge for PSI?
- Brennan!
I mean, way more than I asked for even.
Not only the deflation, but the recovery.
Two points.
Mr. Ruben it's, believe it or not,
your last prompt.
- Oh no.
- Santa fucks up the whole routine.
- Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry...
Oh, okay.
Oh, I'm just gonna...
Okay. Oh oh.
Oh oh! I dropped all the toys.
- I think you did very well. Two points for you.
Mr Winslow, last one my friend.
- What do you got for me?
- Cats and dogs star in this movie trailer for
'The Fst and the Furryous.'
- So, so I take it Vin Diesel's a pitbull right?
Cats aren't supposed to drive.
I'm Vin Diesel, it's supposed to be my freaking movie.
And we'll be right back after that.
- My God, Michael... - And welcome back
to our movie.
Man you've got to stop chasing my car.
Don't be chasing my car and shit, yo! Just saying.
- Man Michael, you gave me the soundtrack.
You gave me the car chase.
You gave me the animals.
I'm going to say three points for that.
That was truly some next level shit.
Brennan. Your last prompt. I'm sorry about this in advance.
A predictive text Brennan.
- Oh my God.
- Well gentlemen welcome here to synthetic texts labs.
We've been working hard on compiling a hard drive,
a robot that will be able to
functionally read the entire social media data
and metadata of an individual
and be able to approximate their speech as best as possible.
You're here for the prototype demonstration.
The individual selected is the,
was it submitted through user data.
It's the Tide Pod guy from College Humor.
So we'll be turning the machine on now
for you to take a look at what our robot approximates
his normal speech patterns like here we go.
Hey gang, absolutely to 100% happy to be here.
Number one thing is that everyone to take care of yourself.
Predictably, you might find another time.
And the philosophy camp counselor
this time around we go back
and I'm telling you right now I won't stand for it!
Gang, you gotta be drinking water.
I have a large Irish Catholic family.
Gandalf the white, Gandalf the gray.
We all have a responsibility to examine
our place in the world.
Thank you so much for watching.
We super duper appreciate it.
Happy hippie hooky time, time, time.
Incredible!
- Yes! Everything I wanted Brennan.
And you gave to me in a Christmas present.
I'll give you the two points for that.
That is it! For us here at Game Changer.
The points at the end of this episode,
Josh with 39, Brennan with 41, Michael with 42.
- Oh!
- Michael, the art form that you established decades ago.
It lives on in the new generation
of 30 something year olds, apparently.
- Because you've got to have a sense of humor today.
You got, you got to laugh at some
at some point you got to either laugh or make noises
or just, or just turn yourself up man.
You got to laugh.
- That is it for us here at Game Changer.
I am your host Sam Reich.
And you know what?
That all sounds pretty good to me.
Goodnight.