- Get ready for a Game Changer.
Tonight's guests, a gust of wind
on a hot summer day it's Jessica Clemons!
You can just make him out through the fog.
It's Ryan Creamer!
Music playing on a boombox on a beach day.
It's Lily Du.
And my seasonal allergies.
It's Mike Trapp!
And your host,
me, I've been here the whole time.
This is Game Changer.
The only game show where the game changes every show.
I am your host Sam Reich.
I am joined today
by these four, count them, four lovely contestants.
Now you all understand how the game works?
- No.
- That's right.
Our players have no idea what game it is
they're about to play.
The only way to learn is by playing.
The only way to win is by learning.
And the only way to begin is by beginning.
So without further ado, let's begin.
Players, we're going to play my version
of never have I ever.
Now, you've all shared with me
some remarkable anecdotes about yourself
that I don't think many people know.
See if you can guess which one of your fellow players
the following statements are true about
but, it's mafia rules.
So if it's true about you, adamantly deny it.
And if you know that it's true about someone else,
it may be in your best interest
to throw other people off the scent.
Number one, never have I ever,
owned a pet duck.
- Yeah, I'm going to hop into some like real mafia level
playing right now because just from seeing it
and just seeing people's faces,
I think the way Trapp reacted to it
was the face of someone who's like,
this is mine and I have to play it.
- I was breathing in because I had a question because
the phrasing of Sam's...
- Trapp, how come I see your lips flapping,
but I only hear quacking sounds coming out.
- I actually didn't have a lot of pets growing up,
because my dad was in the military,
we moved around so much that we didn't...
- Yeah, but doesn't that mean
that there's even more likelihood
at one point you lived at a place with a duck?
- I think Jess has been very quiet,
but you can't read anything into that.
You know?
- Jess, where are you from?
- I'm from a very duck heavy place.
I'm from Seattle, Washington.
- I'm from Duckberg.
- I'm from Duck Town, USA.
I've always lived in apartments,
so you can't even have like a cat.
- Hmm.
- I feel like black moms are also like,
don't bring a duck in my fucking house.
- Always saying that.
- I'm leaning towards fucking Ryan.
- Yeah, all right.
Well, here's how I'll defend myself.
I don't know anything about ducks.
I don't know what they eat.
I don't know where they need to sleep.
I truly know nothing about ducks.
- You never went to a park and fed it bread?
- Okay, that's the only thing
that I know that ducks eat.
- Oh, now the stories change.
- I'm going to stop here.
Everybody write down who you think owned a pet duck
on your sheet of paper.
Would the person who owned a duck, please take a drink.
- My brother and I both had pet ducks
and Jess, we were in Washington when we owned our pet ducks
it is a duck heavy place.
Mine is the darker one and my brother's is the white one.
And they mostly just sort of waddled
around the yard and ate the slugs.
- Next question.
Never have I ever been a carni.
- Jess is really mysterious to me.
So anything could be possible.
- Strong carni energy.
- I was gonna say, I think this is Lily.
Cause I feel like Lily, you do like gymnast yoga type stuff.
- I used to do Chinese folk dance.
- You can do that at my carnivals in my hometown.
There was always Irish line days.
- You have carnivals in your hometown.
- Ducks and carnivals.
- I feel like Ryan,
I can imagine you being a teen running the tilt-a-whirl
for a bunch of pre-teens.
- Listen, I know we're supposed to defend ourselves,
but I totally see it too.
- Go ahead and write down your answers, folks.
Who do you think it is?
Would the person who's been a carni,
please take a drink.
- Let's go!
- Wow!
- When I was 16, and the carnival was hiring
and I was hired as the cotton candy lady.
- So cute. - Nice,
spinning the old thing.
- Players, never have I ever had differently-sized pupils?
- Everyone gets their eyes in close.
- Let me look them up.
- You're not a contestant in here too, are you?
- Only because you've said so,
I will say that I've snuck in a few prompts
about me just to keep things interesting.
- Okay, all right.
All right.
Now... - Trapp knows
this is about Sam.
- From the twisted mind of Sam
- Hey Sam, open wide.
- Differently sized pupils to me implies concussion, maybe.
- I have an astigmatism.
That's different.
Who's being furtive about their eyeballs?
- Yeah, Sam is.
- Just because they're tucked behind these frames?
- Yeah.
That's pupil spottin' territory right there.
- Yeah, those are twin pupils if I ever saw.
- I'm going to ask everyone to write down their answers.
Would the person this is true about, please take a sip.
- Yes!
I knew it you monster.
- I do think it's head injury related.
I got lots of head injuries at a point in my life.
- Why do you have so many head injuries?
- Just being stupid, like running into poles and stuff.
- I love running into poles
as this thing
we used to do as kids.
Players, never have I ever been bitten by a shark.
- Jess.
- Lily or,
Washington state doesn't have sharks.
I feel like this is you Sam.
I feel like this is a weird, crazy thing
but then I'm also like, I'm going too big.
I'm like, oh yeah, a great white that's insane.
But you probably were just bit by like...
- Some puny little shark and I'm bragging about it?
- You were in a zoo.
And you were in like the kiddy little one,
where you can put your fingers in and you got like snipped
by like a goldfish.
- Okay, what about Trapp?
Trapp moved around a lot,
so high chance he encountered a shark.
- Like LA, honestly,
would probably be the most shark infested place
that I've lived.
- Chinese parents, they're not bringing me to the beach.
- God, this is fucking hard.
- You can't always blame it on Chinese parents.
- Chinese parents, don't come at me.
- Oh my god.
- Time to write down our answers, folks.
Will the person who this is true about take a drink.
- Son of a bi-
No, no!
Trapp!
- But actually, Jess was closest
to the truth of what this was.
It wasn't a huge, great white.
It was like a dogfish shark.
So probably about the length
of your forearm or so.
And it was actually at Disney World,
as an attraction called Shark Street,
and you can rent snorkels.
I don't know exactly what happened or how it happened,
but one of the sharks bit my arm,
we got it cleaned up.
But for like a month, you could see individual tooth marks
on my wrist,
and like you could make out like the shape of a mouth.
- At least you didn't run into any poles.
- Yeah.
- Players, never have I ever,
worked as a hand model.
- Let me see them nails.
- Show me your hand.
- No universe.
- Let me see them nails, go like this,
like a little kitten.
- Yeah.
- Jess, go like this.
- Oh dude, I don't show my hands,
cause they're actually really gross.
- Hmm,
you don't show your hands. - Whoa!
- I know, I know.
- I would wager all of my points that it's Lily.
I would put all of my points double down
and triple down that this is Lily.
- Frankly, I'm a little insulted,
that Ryan thinks my hands are so hideous.
- You have nasty ass hands.
- Yeah, I don't even suspect
Trapp's nasty little troll hands.
- Damn.
- It's not me, you all can see my hands.
They're very normal.
And I have a scar right here.
- Everybody write down your answers.
Would whoever this is true about, please take a drink.
- Trapp, ugh!
- Boom baby!
- It was like an ongoing Samsung campaign ad
for their like new Galaxy.
And it just meant constantly getting different manicures
and getting fake nails glued on
and getting them taken off.
- Never have I ever went to Photoshop camp.
- That is so cute. - That is so funny.
- Oh my God, that's Ryan.
- That's so funny.
- Who's good at Photoshop?
- I really wish that Sam didn't say he's in one of these.
Cause every fucking one I'm like,
this is probably the Sam one.
- Now, how do Chinese parents feel about Photoshop?
- I am going to ask you to go ahead
and write down your answers.
Would the person this is true about, please take a sip.
- Sam, no!
- Ohh!
Three out of four.
- Sam, that is like you
put a hit out on me.
That is an absolute clue
that everybody could have been like, yeah, Ryan probably.
- My overzealous parents put me
for about six week Photoshop program.
These skills still come in handy.
Particularly when I'm rearranging slides for this game show.
- Yeah, I can see the graphic design at work.
- Yes.
Players, never have I ever,
dug up a human skeleton?
What!
- That's perverted.
- Okay, hear me out.
I know that there's a lot of murders in Washington.
Who's to say this isn't like on a Law and Order SVU set.
- Yeah.
Like a set or...
- You got a gig doing something at a carnival.
- So you?
- I know there's a lot of murders
in Washington at carnivals,
but don't look at me.
- In that case,
everyone write down your answers.
Will the person that this is true about,
please take a sip.
- Yes!
I knew he was the little freak for dead bodies.
- I guessed Jess.
- I guessed Ryan.
- Just going at each other.
- Like Batman and Robin.
- I was an Anthro major
and I was early in my college career,
I was trying to figure out,
I don't know if this is right for me yet still.
I think it's interesting,
but I really want to be sure that this,
it feels like a good career path.
So I finagled a way to go on an archeology dig
and be like,
so can I like tag along and learn how this works.
But the team I was on, we did this little test pit
and we found a full human skeleton in that test pit.
- That's insane.
- And what did you do with it?
- Ate it.
- Players, never have I ever,
gotten a 1600 on my SATs.
- Brag, whoever that.
- Whoever thinks that's a fun fact.
- This is one of the rare ones
where everyone kind of wants to be accused.
Oh yeah.
I actually think you're the smartest person here.
- I feel like everyone
from CollegeHumor went to pretty good schools.
- You went to Evergreen, right?
- And I didn't have to take SATs to get in.
- Yeah, but you could have to...
- Why would I have done that?
That's too hard.
- Ryan went to prep school.
- Yeah, but I got so many concussions.
- Go ahead and write down your answers, folks.
Would the person this is true about,
please take a drink.
- Ah!
- Whoa!
- No doubt in anyone's mind!
- That is a big loser.
- Aw, congrats.
- Players, things in round two
are going to get a little spicier.
- Ooh, we love spice.
- Who taught sex-ed as a teen?
- This is Ryan.
- Jess, don't act ever like there's logic
behind you saying my name.
- That is true.
- You are just locked in on me.
- Ryan, if not you, then who?
- As a teenager,
this just feels like a weird circumstance, period.
Like, I don't know
of any teenagers that I know who taught classes.
- I'm looking at Sam a little bit.
- I could see Sam in like a reverse 22 Jump Street.
He's like a child substitute teacher.
- I'm 17-year-old Sam, I just dropped out of high school.
I'm going to teach you about the birds
and the fucking bees.
- And I'm also looking a bit, Jess,
like I just imagine Washington
being much more permissive of...
- Hey, I will claim Washington
- Chinese parents... - for every other thing.
- Sure there's a lot of murders,
sure there's a lot of carnis.
But, progressive...
- Lily, any word from you?
- Chinese parents would never let me talk about that.
- Players, write down your answers,
will the person that this is true about,
please take a drink.
- Woah!
- When I learned sex-ed.
I learned it in middle school
from a peer education troupe called teen council
with Planned Parenthood
and all throughout high school I taught.
- Do you always have safe sex now?
- Tim from teen council, I have safe sex.
- Players, never have I ever slept
with the best man or maid of honor
at the first two weddings I ever went to.
- Wait, so this is two separate occurrences?
- This is two
separate occurrences.
- Okay.
So we know that Jess knows a lot
about safe sex, respectful relationships.
- You know what?
I'll take credit for this one.
- But I would argue that it's not being respectful
of relationships to sleep with a ...
- When did people start going to weddings, as a kid?
- Yeah.
I hooked up with a maid of honor when I was 12.
- Ew Ryan,
you wild.
- The first wedding that I went to was with my family.
- And Chinese parents, you know.
- Yeah, Chinese parents.
- Players, write down your answers.
Would the person that this is true about,
please take a sip.
- Whoa!
- It was over like spring break
while I was in college or something.
And I had just flown in that day
and it was a destination wedding
of a family friend
in Tulum, Mexico or something.
And so my parents got tired really easily
and just went to bed and then I stayed out.
It was a poor decision.
- And one that I only made one more time.
- The other one was great, we're still friends.
- Man, really cool of everyone to just play it cool
and not put my name, cause I know everyone really wanted to.
- Jess put your name.
- Don't give me credit for that
No, no, no.
- Players, never have I ever had my first kiss
after high school.
- I'm gonna say that's Ryan.
- I'll write it down.
I'll write it down.
- Hold the fuck on.
This is fucking bullshit.
- Doesn't have the 1600,
he definitely ran into a bunch of poles,
he's not a player.
- I had my first kiss junior year of high school
after a retreat that I went on.
I would never tell that truth
if it wasn't that fucking embarrassing.
So, why would I make that up?
That is when I had my first kiss.
I would put down Sam, Mike and me for this though.
Cause we all looked like motherfuckers
who'd never kissed someone until after high school.
- Excuse me, speak for yourself,
you little concussion freak. - Ryan,
you're being very defensive here.
- I'll have you know,
I've been wearing this suit since I was 14.
The ladies love it.
- Let's not forget me.
My first kiss could have been at that wedding.
- That's true, and Jess,
who's the name of your first kiss?
- His name is...
- Never been kissed.
- No, I have been, I promise.
I'm not lying.
I'm not Ryan.
- Everybody write down your answers.
If this is true about you, please take a sip.
- Everybody thought that was Sam.
- Yeah, I hella thought it was Sam.
- Oh, snap!
- I wasn't allowed to date in high school.
That's why I went crazy in college.
- Players, never have I ever planned a streaking event.
- Okay.
- That's some boy shit.
- Yeah, it is some boy shit
- Weren't you in a fraternity, Trapp?
- Weren't you in a fraternity?
- No, Fordham was a Jesuit institution, no Greek life.
- Ooh, okay.
- But didn't you go to a boys' high school?
- I did, but it was an all boys school.
So, there was the...
- Who's hornier?
Drama nerds, all boys schools or drugs
or fraternities?
- Players, go ahead and write down your answers, folks.
Would the person that this is true about,
please take a sip.
- I knew it.
- Yes!
- It wasn't a frat thing.
It was just a sort of
like a graduation bucket list,
like last hoorah thing.
So there's this one tradition
called the Ledyard challenge, which is where,
so the campus is situated on the Connecticut river,
which is the dividing line
between New Hampshire and Vermont.
And the challenge is that you swim naked across the river.
But the thing is,
public nudity is actually legal in Vermont.
So there are all these stories
of people who would try to complete the Ledyard challenge
and they like swim across there, get to the other side
and then realize that the New Hampshire police were waiting
for them on the other side.
- Never have I ever been a dom or dominatrix.
- Sam.
- I mean, you know,
clearly I've fetishized the boss position.
- And he did have his first kiss before high school.
- Hmm.
- A lot of people are going
to want to write my name right now.
And I just want to let you know that that is okay to do.
- Ryan, you a sub.
- I feel like this has a strong Lily energy about it,
but I also...
- I'm a sub, not a dom.
- Big Lily energy.
- Jess is the sex ed teacher.
- I'll call it, write down your answers
to who you think has been a dom or dominatrix.
Would the person that this is true about, please take a sip
- Oh wait, that's me.
- Jess!
You were trained professionally and practiced.
I have a few friends that are like pretty good porn stars.
And so they were like, oh,
you should try come and do a class with us.
And I was like, sure.
And I went and it was really fun.
And like it's very consensual and everything's very healthy.
And there's a lot of questions being asked
and you set me up as a person that's informative
and loves explaining sex to people.
I was like, this is a great thing for me to be like,
this is consent, let's talk about it.
- Jess, I love that.
- I love it.
Never have I ever,
been briefly in a throuple.
- Ryan.
- I know about as much as throuples as I did about ducks.
So I am,
I know you can throw them bread.
That's the only thing that I know.
- Whoever this is, I'm about to have my mind rocked.
- Players, write down your answers.
Would the person, that this is true about,
please take a sip.
- Ahh, yes!
- Delicious.
- When in doubt, go with Jess.
- When in doubt, go with Ryan.
Go with Ryan, baby.
- I will not say a lot about this
in order to protect the privacy of folks involved,
but it was one summer and I'll tell you something.
It did not work out.
- Players, never have I ever,
signed up for the no booze or drugs dorm in college.
- Well, I wonder who's going to pick me for this one.
- Yeah, Ryan purposefully drinking
out of a red solo cup to throw us off.
- Could be, hey, I don't know,
what the fuck.
No dude, no.
- We all know who it is.
- There's nothing I can say.
I'm going to get pinned for the lamest fucking ones.
It does not matter.
- Write down your answers
please contestants.
Would the person that this is true about,
please take a sip.
- All right, it's true.
Okay, it's true.
- I'm sorry Ryan, I'm sorry.
- The one point I've gotten in a long time,
it finally happened.
- Also, aren't all dorms no booze or drugs, technically?
- So this one, you had to write an essay pledging your like-
- Ryan, why did you choose this for yourself?
- Well, I didn't drink in high school,
and to be honest I was very afraid of it.
- Aw, baby.
- So when I was signing up for colleges,
I know I was a little baby.
So it ended up being good
because a lot of the kids that went
to the dorm were kids that were like afraid of it
but ended up just kind of drinking together.
And it was their kind of intro to it.
But I was definitely, - Nice, that's sweet.
- I was just a loser, a big loser.
- Never have I ever, spent the night in jail.
- I wonder if this is the actions
of a man who spent his youth running into poles.
- I feel like a lot of people have done it just
from protests and things like that.
- Time to out people, who hasn't gone to protest?
Who's not going, huh?
Who's not going out?
- The real question is who hasn't spent the night in jail?
- Yeah, what's up guys?
- All right.
Take your best guess.
Would the person that this is true about,
please take a sip.
- There's those polls.
There's that poll.
- Ryan.
- I do like that this is set up in a way that's like,
oh this is an off game move for Ryan.
But when I explain it,
it's going to be the most on game thing.
I worked in a summer in Detroit
with a Methodist church, doing service trip stuff.
One night, one of the guys said
do you want to go pray for people in the hospital?
So, we biked over to the hospital
and we walked around trying to go
into rooms to pray for people.
And it turns out you have to have a chaplain to do that
because we were accused of stealing and being high.
And we were thrown into jail for the night.
- Wow.
- Ah!
- I like that you were so high on Christ
that they were like, these fuckers.
- Get that mother fucker in there!
- This is weird.
- Didn't know you can go to jail for being a virgin.
- Never have I ever,
done acid and went on a bunch of roller coasters.
- Well, we know Jess is a carni.
- That was like my favorite past time.
- Ryan, if you did this, it'll blow my mind.
- I have never done acid.
- Jess, have you done acid?
- But I didn't go on fucking roller coaster.
That's insane.
Lily have you done acid?
- Yeah, and it was bad.
- At least we're honest.
- I have not.
But I think Sam has.
- I have done acid and I hate theme parks.
- But do you hate them when you're on acid?
- Go ahead and write down your answers.
Will the person,
that this is true about, please take a sip.
- You would try some shit like that.
You wild.
- So we went to Amsterdam.
We had a day where we went to Efteling,
which is kind of like Amsterdam, Six Flags.
- Oh my god, honey!
- You look like the Australian I'm not gonna apologize
for partying kid.
- Yes, I'll stay off the roller coasters,
but I'm not taking off my glasses.
- Players, never have I ever,
gotten a butt tattoo.
- I'm going to lock in an answer now.
- I'm gonna lock my answer in,
I started writing as soon as it said it.
- I was just gonna say.
- I just am feeling a vibe.
- I know Trapp has tattoos.
- That's true.
- We all have butt tattoos.
Who are we trying to fool?
- I genuinely think it could be absolutely any of us.
- I don't want to give people too much information,
but I know your tattoo and it's a Nintendo sign
and it's on your arm and that's it.
- Ryan, I hope you have a My Little Pony cutie bark
on your butt.
- Will the person that this is true about,
please take a sip.
- Gulp, gulp.
- Let's ghost!
- That's barely the ass!
- If I twerk, it moves.
That's why it had to be on the cheek.
It can't be in my asshole.
Here's the problem players, is,
we're down to our last question.
And Lily, I think, just disclosed it to everyone.
- Never have I ever - Oh shit.
- gotten a Nintendo 64 tattoo.
- Well, fuck, we all got a point.
All got a point!
Oh, baby!
- That is dope as hell.
The scores at the end of our game,
Jess with seven
Ryan with nine
Lily with nine
and Trapp with ten.
That means you edge out the competition by an inch.
And your prize is something to help you sleep so soundly,
you'll forget who you are.
This beautiful weighted blanket,
- Ooh! - I have one here.
- Damn it!
- Ah, beautiful!
That's it for us here at Game Changer.
I'm Sam Reich reminding you
that there is no corner of my heart,
I would not turn over to the world for a good game.
Good night.
- Tell us more about that throuple?