- Get ready for a Game Changer.
Who's that waltzing down the red carpet?
It's star of stage and screen, Jess Ross!
Look now to the limousine,
the epitome of elegance, Rekha Shankar!
And entering on horseback,
the always dashing Raphael Chestang!
And your host, me.
I've been here the whole time.
This is "Game Changer".
The only game show where the game changes every show.
I am your host Sam Reich.
I am joined today by these three lovely contestants.
Now, you all understand how the game works.
- No, not at all. - No.
- That's right.
Our players have no idea
what game it is they're about to play.
The only way to learn is by playing.
The only way to win is by learning.
And the only way to begin is by beginning.
So, without further ado, let's begin.
Players, get excited because this is a prize game.
- Hell yeah, I'm ready to win!
- Thank God.
- Okay.
- Wait, what is happening?
I can't hear.
- I can't hear you.
Is this part of it, Sam?
- Oh, no!
- Sam, I think your audio is cutting out again.
Just press whatever button it is you pressed last time.
Press that button.
- Do I have to help you figure it out?
- I think that just for the sake of time,
we will go ahead
and do the rest of this episode without Sam's audio.
Sorry, guys.
- Are you serious? - Wait, what?
How's this possible?
Oh, come on.
- You little piece of shit.
You're all actors, aren't you?
Jess!
Two Jesses.
- Oh my God.
- Oh no!
- Wait, what?
- Four Jesses.
It's Jess' turn.
- It's my turn. Okay.
Flower?
- Jessica gets a Jessica sticker.
- Hell yeah, is that my prize?
- Hell yeah.
- Rekha.
- Jenga balls.
- I don't think they could afford Jenga balls.
- Jenga balls at least cost 150K, Raph.
Get your head in the game.
I wanna say soccer ball because his mouth goes like this.
I'll say soccer ball.
I'm wrong.
- Your sticker goes on a turd if you're wrong.
- And I get turd delivered to my house.
- Oh!
- Hey! That's me.
- Jenga balls.
- Now, I also saw Jenga balls.
- I can't help but see Jenga balls.
- Look at Raph.
- Dentist ball.
- Keep going.
- What could be in front of balls?
- I think you guess basketball.
Or Ben Wa balls?
- What's a Ben Wa ball?
- Wait, no, I thought those were the same as this thing.
They're actually anal beads.
It would be funny to give Jess a flower
and Raph anal beads.
- Okay, I guess basketball.
There's no way that...
Yeah.
- Okay, now it goes to Jess.
- Jess!
- Dice balls.
- It looked like bush?
- Dice bush, basket bush!
Something apple?
Does it have to do with apples?
- Tiny balls.
- Ten balls?
- Okay.
Candy bars.
No, candy balls.
Wonder balls, so close.
- Cookie balls?
- Cookies wafers.
All right.
- Cake balls.
- Cake truffles
- I think cake balls.
- Is that right?
- That's why it was Rekha's thing.
I can't believe.
I said it Raph.
You're welcome.
- Oh Jess.
- Okay.
Salt lamp.
- Such good energy in this house.
All right.
Kate has a lava lamp of a devil
that she won't let us get rid of.
So I'm going to sneakily replace it with this.
- She won't even notice.
- Oh, she will and she'll yell at me.
There we go.
I might leave it with my face on it too.
Look at that.
- It's better.
- Time for me again.
Cake balls.
- Massage something.
- Massage lull.
- Mahershala Ali
- Mahershala Ali.
Oh my God
- Two words.
First word is correct.
Massage neck.
Neck massage?
- Leg.
- Massage logo.
- Massagiller?
- Probably got you a massage logo.
- There we go.
- I have no idea.
- Massage—
- Massage salon.
- I think you have to guess Mahershala Ali
just so that we know.
- Wait a minute there's a knock on the door.
- Pillow?
- No, it's not.
Okay.
- Massage.
- Rekha's like trying to go into your laptop.
- Massage.
Sulk.
- Oh my God.
- Ga.
Ga?
- Ga.
Ga.
- Ga?
- Massage gun.
- A massage gun?
- What the hell you're a proud gun owner now.
- A massage gun.
Wow.
- I can't believe Raph and I
both won vibrators on this show.
- Yes this is the annihilator, it's gonna
fucking blow my body up.
- It's gonna be like a jack hammer.
- Hell yeah.
Right on it.
Right on the little top of it.
There you go.
- Oh wow.
- That is the part that goes into my vagina.
You have one and you like it.
- Maybe it's good enough for Sam's vagina.
- Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
- Oh my God.
- Last one is blanket.
Last word blanket.
Oh yeah.
A weighted blanket.
- That's a good prize.
- Damn I'm jealous.
- Beat it up, beat it up.
Yes.
Oh, that's crazy heavy right?
- Raph is weak.
You shouldn't be able to get presents you can't lift.
- It's Jess.
I wanna win something good.
All I got is a potted plant.
- And you got salt lamp.
- Oh and the salt lamp.
- They ring five—
- I saw three something.
- The ring three, first one is three?
- Three thousand?
- Andre 3000.
- Andre 3000?
Oh my God.
- So many men are coming to my house.
- Chives?
Three chives,
- Three lives.
- Three —
- Three knives.
- Wow.
- Oh wow.
- Holy shit.
- Oh my God Jess.
- Oh my God.
- Kait I just won some ass knives.
- Okay.
- Rekha.
- Bachelorette?
- Yeah, that's what I heard too.
- I heard.
- Bachelor.
- Badger lite.
- Bachelor.
- Match.
- Patch.
- Sachlet.
- Patch.
- Mattress.
- Match.
- Matcha.
- Matcha latte.
- Mahershala Ali.
- March madness.
- Okay now it's Raph's turn.
- Okay.
- Oh I know what it is.
- What is it?
- But I want it.
- Well we won't guess it 'cause you haven't gotten anything
What is it?
- Actually it's something that I already have,
so maybe I will just give it to Raph.
It's Masterclass.
- Oh, a Masterclass?
- Oooh.
- So Raph I've got my eyes fucking on you.
If you not help me win something nice
I'll destroy you.
- Yes.
- Hey Raph remember where you came from.
- Okay.
I'll remember.
- Jess.
- I'm ready.
- I know what it is.
- What is it?
- It's Apple AirPods.
- Oh, those would be wasted on me
so I'm gonna let Rekha get it.
- It's very nice.
I don't really have needs for those either,
but I'll guess, Apple AirPods.
- What the hell.
Who doesn't want AirPods.
- We can all give each other whatever someone doesn't want.
- Yo!
- I like wires.
- That's an incredible gift.
Yeah that's Rekha.
- I'll take it sure.
But I'll trade it with Raph if he wants.
I'll trade it with whoever.
I think we can have a commune system.
Take what you need.
Leave what you have.
- Rekha guessed it so she should have it.
- Sam loves it, we're going to trade it like a commune
and we're going to open her own co-op.
And it's gonna become a sex cult.
With my massage gun.
- Raph.
- I know what it is.
- Espresso machine.
Espresso machine.
- Wait do you wanna trade Airpods for espresso machine
cause you don't drink coffee.
- Yeah.
'Cause the espresso will literally kill me.
- I'll take it.
- Rekha's espresso and Raph is—
- is AirPod.
- An espresso machine that's decadent.
- That is decadent.
- Wow look at your head.
That's gonna be you dunking your head in coffee.
- I'm gonna be dunking my whole head in there.
- Wow look at that.
- We're gonna have a big fucking party.
Jess you're catering.
I'm making the coffee.
- I'll bring my potted plant and salt lamp.
- And Raph you are going to do silent rave.
- Oh, here we go.
- Oh I know what it is.
- Southwest bisbo?
- It's San Luis Obisbo.
- Oh San Aliza Obisbo?
- San Luis.
San Luis Obisbo.
- San Luis Obisbo.
- I'm fucking crushing all the ones that are not mine.
- A stay in San Luis...
Aah nice.
- Oooh oh hell yeah.
- I fucking got you Sam.
You better be a good one on the next one
so that I can actually win for myself.
- Thank you, Rekha.
I didn't even know how to pronounce it.
- Rekha.
- Something for everyone.
- Yeah something for everyone.
- 24.000 dollars for everyone.
- Nintendo Switches for everyone.
- Oh my God.
- That's crazy.
- That is a good gift.
No way.
- Wow.
Oh my God.
How'd you get them.
- Is Rekha crying?
- No.
- Wow.
- Okay now we can really have a party for real.
- The whole gang's there.
I do not have any video game system whatsoever.
- Yeah, me neither.
So this would be a lot of fun.
- Oh yay.
- Is my mic working now?
- Yes Sam, it's working.
- That does it for us here at Game Changer.
I am your host Sam Riech and reminding you that
I don't have any fun when I do the talking.
Good night.
- Hello everybody.
It's been a couple weeks, days since Game Changers.
I got all my prizes so I'm gonna show em off.
Here we go.
Cut this bad boy.
Would you look at that.
On the floor.
- Hello.
I'm so excited to show you this espresso machine.
Here it is.
She's gorgeous.
I love her.
I did just make some matcha
which is one of my favorite drinks on earth.
Ooh baby.
- Messi, Messi, Messi!