1 00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:03,560 - Get ready for a "Game Changer". 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:07,007 Tonight's guests, still with a Sophia tattoo on their neck, 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,720 it's Ally Beardsley. 4 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:13,340 Having bought back most of the items in his apartment, 5 00:00:13,340 --> 00:00:15,913 it's Grant O'Brien. 6 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:19,214 And someone new to totally forgive, 7 00:00:19,214 --> 00:00:21,533 it's Raphael Chestang. 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,281 And your host, me. 9 00:00:25,281 --> 00:00:28,300 I've been here the whole time. 10 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:30,093 This is "Game Changer", 11 00:00:30,093 --> 00:00:32,165 the only game show where the game changes every show. 12 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:34,280 I am your host, Sam Reich. 13 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,510 I'm joined today by these three lovely contestants. 14 00:00:36,510 --> 00:00:39,240 Now, you all understand how the game works. 15 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,073 - No. 16 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:40,960 - Absolutely not. 17 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,250 - Not even a little bit, I'm very scared. 18 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:44,230 - Our players have no idea 19 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:45,410 what game it is they're about to play. 20 00:00:45,410 --> 00:00:47,440 The only way to learn is by playing. 21 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:48,630 The only way to win is by learning. 22 00:00:48,630 --> 00:00:50,880 And the only way to begin is by beginning. 23 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,023 So without further ado, let's, 24 00:00:56,310 --> 00:00:57,143 begin. 25 00:00:58,006 --> 00:00:59,590 - That was a lot of ado. 26 00:00:59,590 --> 00:01:01,130 That was a whole bunch of ado. 27 00:01:01,130 --> 00:01:03,070 - I'll let you know when its too much ado. 28 00:01:03,903 --> 00:01:06,638 - Ash, if you could please bring out the safe. 29 00:01:08,497 --> 00:01:09,720 - Okay. 30 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:10,720 - All right. 31 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,221 - Oh boy. 32 00:01:16,221 --> 00:01:18,115 - There's a gun with one bullet inside. 33 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:22,480 - That's the game. 34 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,171 - In this safe I have 35 00:01:25,171 --> 00:01:28,490 an undisclosed amount of money. 36 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:29,323 - Uh-huh. 37 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,274 - Starting with you Ally. 38 00:01:31,274 --> 00:01:32,107 - Okay. 39 00:01:32,107 --> 00:01:34,270 - You and I are going to try to make a deal. 40 00:01:34,270 --> 00:01:35,103 - Okay. - Let's see how we do. 41 00:01:35,103 --> 00:01:37,883 Would you let us pluck a single nose hair? 42 00:01:39,226 --> 00:01:40,935 - If you can find one. 43 00:01:42,820 --> 00:01:44,732 - That nose is clean as a whistle. 44 00:01:44,732 --> 00:01:47,067 - Yes, yeah. 45 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:48,700 - How much? 46 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:50,860 - Oh, I give you a number? Huh. 47 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:51,800 - Oh man. 48 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:52,633 - Okay. 49 00:01:54,091 --> 00:01:55,224 $50. 50 00:01:55,224 --> 00:01:56,430 - $50? 51 00:01:56,430 --> 00:01:59,760 Ally, I don't know, that's a little rich for my blood. 52 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:00,593 Grant? 53 00:02:00,593 --> 00:02:01,440 - Huh? 54 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:02,295 - What? 55 00:02:02,295 --> 00:02:03,356 - Can you do any better? 56 00:02:04,370 --> 00:02:05,616 - Oh, this sucks. 57 00:02:05,616 --> 00:02:07,068 - This is a race to the bottom. 58 00:02:07,068 --> 00:02:08,080 - Oh, this is insane. 59 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,396 Oh, Sam. 60 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,805 All right, sure. 61 00:02:15,614 --> 00:02:16,994 Uh, $25. 62 00:02:16,994 --> 00:02:19,350 - A 50% discount? 63 00:02:19,350 --> 00:02:20,183 - Wow! 64 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:21,016 - It's a nose hair. 65 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:24,452 - $49, is the answer you give for not being a scab. 66 00:02:25,886 --> 00:02:29,169 - Straight up, cut in half. 67 00:02:29,169 --> 00:02:31,033 Do I hear better than 25? 68 00:02:32,290 --> 00:02:34,390 - Oh, from me? 69 00:02:34,390 --> 00:02:35,830 - Is it a final offer? 70 00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:36,663 - No. 71 00:02:36,663 --> 00:02:37,496 - Okay. 72 00:02:37,496 --> 00:02:38,329 - Better than 25? 73 00:02:38,329 --> 00:02:39,162 Better for who? 74 00:02:39,162 --> 00:02:39,995 - You don't have to. 75 00:02:39,995 --> 00:02:40,828 - I don't have to? 76 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,780 - Absolutely not. It's up to you, Raph. 77 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:44,980 The question is, is the value— 78 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:45,980 - Of my nose hair. 79 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:47,750 - Of your nose hair to you, 80 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:50,282 worth any less than $25? 81 00:02:50,282 --> 00:02:52,157 - I guess I'll just say 20? 82 00:02:52,157 --> 00:02:52,990 - $20. 83 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:54,863 Do I hear less from either of you? 84 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:56,681 - $19. 85 00:03:00,012 --> 00:03:03,127 That's lunch, that's lunch and a cup of coffee. 86 00:03:03,127 --> 00:03:04,034 - $15. 87 00:03:04,034 --> 00:03:05,734 - No, no, no! 88 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,310 - $15? 89 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:12,657 - The game is a foot! 90 00:03:12,657 --> 00:03:13,700 - $14. 91 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:16,017 - Oh, you guys are in your own competition. 92 00:03:16,017 --> 00:03:17,490 - $14, going once— 93 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:18,868 - Remember it really hurts, it really hurts. 94 00:03:18,868 --> 00:03:20,213 - Going twice. 95 00:03:20,213 --> 00:03:21,079 - 13. 96 00:03:21,079 --> 00:03:22,003 - What? 97 00:03:22,003 --> 00:03:23,389 - $13, going once. 98 00:03:23,389 --> 00:03:24,222 - I'm out. 99 00:03:24,222 --> 00:03:25,847 - Going twice, Ally! 100 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:27,513 - Oh! 101 00:03:27,513 --> 00:03:29,598 - Try to find an Irish hair in my nose. 102 00:03:30,660 --> 00:03:31,733 - You wanna come over here? 103 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,220 - I feel like this is gonna be real tricky. 104 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:35,290 - You're looking for a ghost. 105 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:37,043 - This is really kinky. 106 00:03:38,598 --> 00:03:39,523 - Do I have your consent? 107 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:40,662 - You absolutely have my consent. 108 00:03:40,662 --> 00:03:42,070 - Oh, good Lord. 109 00:03:42,070 --> 00:03:43,890 Oh, yeah, these are tiny. 110 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:44,760 - Oh, God. - Uh-oh. 111 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,404 Uh-oh. - Oh, no! 112 00:03:47,404 --> 00:03:48,524 - Oh. 113 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:53,929 - Okay. 114 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:56,900 - Ally, I feel so close to you. 115 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:59,010 - I can't believe this is what we're gonna do today. 116 00:03:59,010 --> 00:04:01,760 - I hate capitalism, but I also hate losing. 117 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:02,593 - Grant. 118 00:04:02,593 --> 00:04:03,489 - Sam. 119 00:04:03,489 --> 00:04:04,322 - I'm first to talk to you. 120 00:04:04,322 --> 00:04:05,155 - Hi. 121 00:04:05,155 --> 00:04:07,044 - Make out with your hand passionately for 10 seconds. 122 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:13,475 - Try and stop him. 123 00:04:13,475 --> 00:04:14,308 - $1.000. 124 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:18,801 - Raph, can you do any better than $1.000? 125 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:21,397 - I'll say, $100. 126 00:04:21,397 --> 00:04:22,612 - Ally? 127 00:04:22,612 --> 00:04:23,599 - $5. 128 00:04:25,117 --> 00:04:26,044 - No! 129 00:04:26,044 --> 00:04:28,569 - Ally, Ally! 130 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:29,549 - $5. 131 00:04:29,549 --> 00:04:30,592 - $4. 132 00:04:30,592 --> 00:04:31,978 - I'm trying to win, baby. 133 00:04:31,978 --> 00:04:32,811 I'm trying to win. 134 00:04:32,811 --> 00:04:33,644 - So much promise. 135 00:04:33,644 --> 00:04:34,477 - Dammit. 136 00:04:34,477 --> 00:04:37,123 - Do I hear better than Grant's $4? 137 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:39,063 Going once— 138 00:04:39,063 --> 00:04:40,200 - $3.50 139 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,033 - No. 140 00:04:41,033 --> 00:04:41,866 - What? Sam! 141 00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:43,719 - I have no change. 142 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,650 Going one, going twice, 143 00:04:47,650 --> 00:04:48,880 sold to Grant. 144 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:49,930 On your mark— 145 00:04:49,930 --> 00:04:50,930 - Don't start the clock yet. 146 00:04:50,930 --> 00:04:51,763 - Oh, okay. 147 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:56,815 - I know, this bar is crazy. 148 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:59,300 Actually, no pressure, 149 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,610 but my place is right around the corner 150 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:02,120 if you wanna come over for one more drink. 151 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,373 Awesome, yeah, I think that'd be fun. 152 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,450 Good. 153 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:09,934 - Start the clock, start the clock. 154 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:10,767 - Three— 155 00:05:10,767 --> 00:05:11,844 - Please. - Start it. 156 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:13,480 - Four, 157 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,800 five, 158 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:15,970 six, 159 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:17,560 seven, 160 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,927 eight, 161 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:20,700 nine, 162 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:21,533 10. 163 00:05:22,376 --> 00:05:24,071 Some of that was the wrist, but I'll count it. 164 00:05:24,071 --> 00:05:25,380 - Oh, God. - It was the neck. 165 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:27,176 It's very important to hit all the zones, Sam. 166 00:05:28,139 --> 00:05:28,972 - Oh, God. - My gag reflexes. 167 00:05:28,972 --> 00:05:29,980 - For example, my ears are very sensitive. 168 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:31,110 - Okay. - So like when someone sucks 169 00:05:31,110 --> 00:05:33,470 or nibbles my ears, through the moon. 170 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:34,969 - I wish I had charged more for this. 171 00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:37,263 Raph? 172 00:05:37,263 --> 00:05:38,096 - Yeah. 173 00:05:38,096 --> 00:05:38,929 - Would you eat a Post-It Note? 174 00:05:40,763 --> 00:05:42,002 - Whoa, there it is! 175 00:05:42,002 --> 00:05:43,230 - There's glue on that. 176 00:05:43,230 --> 00:05:44,100 - Oh, you can eat glue. 177 00:05:45,108 --> 00:05:45,941 A little. 178 00:05:45,941 --> 00:05:47,019 - Spoken so authoritatively. - There's probably glue 179 00:05:47,019 --> 00:05:48,102 on your hand. 180 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:53,164 - Let's see here, I'd do it for, let's say, $10. 181 00:05:54,482 --> 00:05:55,460 - Raph! 182 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:57,360 You guys, you guys. 183 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,630 We could do better than this. - It's being honest. 184 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:02,468 - Are you gonna beat that, Grant? 185 00:06:02,468 --> 00:06:03,301 - $9. - I've accidentally 186 00:06:03,301 --> 00:06:04,549 eaten a Post-It Note. - What, no! 187 00:06:04,549 --> 00:06:06,512 - It was on my sandwich. - $9. 188 00:06:06,512 --> 00:06:08,710 Sorry, Ally, say that again. 189 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:09,543 - Nothing. 190 00:06:10,376 --> 00:06:12,412 - Grant, I think I got a $9 outta you. 191 00:06:12,412 --> 00:06:13,245 - $9. 192 00:06:13,245 --> 00:06:14,340 - $8. 193 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:17,530 - Ally, I like your style. 194 00:06:17,530 --> 00:06:18,363 - Thank you. 195 00:06:18,363 --> 00:06:19,196 - I'm out. 196 00:06:19,196 --> 00:06:20,029 - He's out. 197 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:22,100 Raph, can you do any better than eight bucks? 198 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:25,388 Going once, going twice, 199 00:06:25,388 --> 00:06:27,146 sold. - Good God. 200 00:06:27,146 --> 00:06:28,728 - Oh, God. 201 00:06:28,728 --> 00:06:31,370 - $8. - No! 202 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:34,093 - I can't do it for $7. - Thank you so much. 203 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:36,280 - Now before they get the points, 204 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,920 Ally has to eat this whole Post-It Note. 205 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,443 So Ally, what's the strategy? 206 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,573 - Rip it. - Little bits at a time? 207 00:06:43,573 --> 00:06:45,010 - Yeah, that's what I'd do. 208 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:45,843 - Ally. 209 00:06:45,843 --> 00:06:47,069 - I'm pretending it's cheese. 210 00:06:48,470 --> 00:06:49,990 - Put the whole thing in there and soak it, 211 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:50,924 soak it in your spit. 212 00:06:50,924 --> 00:06:53,085 - You don't know how wet my mouth is. 213 00:06:54,242 --> 00:06:55,131 You don't know anything about me. 214 00:06:57,006 --> 00:06:58,838 - Oh, no. 215 00:06:58,838 --> 00:07:01,374 - It tastes like Staples, the store. 216 00:07:03,806 --> 00:07:05,183 - Yeah, we've got that. 217 00:07:05,183 --> 00:07:08,071 Sam, I'd like to go back in time. 218 00:07:08,071 --> 00:07:11,780 To the pilot of, "Total Forgiveness". 219 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:13,007 On which, you said, 220 00:07:13,007 --> 00:07:15,900 "It puts me in an awkward position to be your torturer." 221 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:16,970 - Yes, it does. 222 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,000 It's very awkward for me. 223 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:18,833 - I am sure. 224 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:22,196 - That is $8 for Ally, bringing them to 21. 225 00:07:23,029 --> 00:07:23,862 - Good golly. 226 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:25,140 - Ally, I'm back with you, 227 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:27,780 although as we now know, this is anyone's game. 228 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:32,780 Like an ex's last 25 pictures on Instagram. 229 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:35,660 - $5.000. 230 00:07:37,006 --> 00:07:39,314 - We just went from 0-100. 231 00:07:39,314 --> 00:07:40,663 - $5.000. 232 00:07:40,663 --> 00:07:43,014 - I'll do it for $1.000. 233 00:07:43,014 --> 00:07:44,080 - What? 234 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:44,913 - Okay, wait, 235 00:07:44,913 --> 00:07:48,090 an ex, is this like two weird dates? 236 00:07:48,090 --> 00:07:49,046 Actually, I guess that's worse. 237 00:07:50,322 --> 00:07:51,290 Dang it. 238 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:52,550 Imagine, what if it's like, 239 00:07:52,550 --> 00:07:54,510 my mom's in the hospital. 240 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:56,861 Like, you don't know what's in those last 25. 241 00:07:56,861 --> 00:08:00,550 - $999. 242 00:08:00,550 --> 00:08:01,383 - 800. 243 00:08:01,383 --> 00:08:02,529 - $800. 244 00:08:02,529 --> 00:08:03,515 - 799. 245 00:08:03,515 --> 00:08:05,780 - $799, from Grant. 246 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:07,136 - 685. 247 00:08:07,136 --> 00:08:09,229 - $685. 248 00:08:09,229 --> 00:08:10,062 - 684. 249 00:08:10,062 --> 00:08:10,895 - $684. 250 00:08:10,895 --> 00:08:11,808 - 683. 251 00:08:11,808 --> 00:08:12,790 - $500. 252 00:08:12,790 --> 00:08:15,651 - $500, from Grant. 253 00:08:15,651 --> 00:08:16,908 - 299. 254 00:08:16,908 --> 00:08:19,348 - $299. - Oh my God. 255 00:08:19,348 --> 00:08:20,302 - 250. 256 00:08:20,302 --> 00:08:22,048 - Oh my God. - $250. 257 00:08:22,048 --> 00:08:23,180 - Fuck. 258 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:25,852 - No, wait, wait, Raph, you have to bid! 259 00:08:25,852 --> 00:08:27,386 No Raph, you have to bid. 260 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:29,487 - 200. 261 00:08:29,487 --> 00:08:31,633 - $200, from Raph. - I'm out. 262 00:08:31,633 --> 00:08:34,069 - You could not pay me to do this. 263 00:08:34,069 --> 00:08:35,770 - I'm gonna cry. 264 00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:37,201 - Oh my God. 265 00:08:37,201 --> 00:08:38,870 - Do you wanna meet me? 266 00:08:38,870 --> 00:08:41,284 - It'll be fine. - Okay, great. 267 00:08:41,284 --> 00:08:43,001 - That's already done. 268 00:08:43,001 --> 00:08:44,310 Three, 269 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:45,143 four, 270 00:08:45,143 --> 00:08:46,133 five— 271 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:47,712 - What did we do on "Total Forgiveness" for $250? 272 00:08:47,712 --> 00:08:48,545 - Six— 273 00:08:48,545 --> 00:08:49,455 - That was $200. 274 00:08:49,455 --> 00:08:50,288 - Seven, 275 00:08:50,288 --> 00:08:51,121 eight, 276 00:08:51,121 --> 00:08:52,279 nine, 277 00:08:52,279 --> 00:08:54,132 10, 278 00:08:54,132 --> 00:08:55,140 11— 279 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:56,700 - Oh, God. - 12, 280 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:57,970 13, 281 00:08:57,970 --> 00:08:59,070 14, 282 00:08:59,070 --> 00:08:59,903 15, 283 00:08:59,903 --> 00:09:00,766 16— 284 00:09:00,766 --> 00:09:01,640 - Raph, do you know if she's single? 285 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:02,520 - 17, 286 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:03,469 18— 287 00:09:03,469 --> 00:09:04,302 - Grant. 288 00:09:05,135 --> 00:09:05,968 - Curious. 289 00:09:05,968 --> 00:09:06,801 - 19, 290 00:09:06,801 --> 00:09:07,634 20, 291 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:08,630 21, 292 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:09,690 22, 293 00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:10,523 23, 294 00:09:10,523 --> 00:09:12,057 24, 295 00:09:12,057 --> 00:09:13,250 25. 296 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:14,083 - Oh, Christ. 297 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:15,340 - Wait, when was the last photo from? 298 00:09:15,340 --> 00:09:16,360 - Oh, that's a great question. 299 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:21,323 The last photo is from December 12, 2018. 300 00:09:21,323 --> 00:09:24,899 - Oh my God. 301 00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:26,730 Oh, this horrifying. 302 00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:27,563 - You're winning. 303 00:09:27,563 --> 00:09:29,804 - Is this what winning feels like, Ally? 304 00:09:29,804 --> 00:09:30,949 - Grant O'Brien? 305 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:31,834 - Sam Reich? 306 00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:33,946 - Would you drink toilet water with a straw? 307 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,550 Let's make clear here an expectation. 308 00:09:37,550 --> 00:09:39,865 I want a gurgle and a swallow. 309 00:09:39,865 --> 00:09:41,084 - Ew! 310 00:09:41,084 --> 00:09:42,330 - $20.000. 311 00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:43,420 - 20.000? 312 00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:44,253 - Yeah. 313 00:09:44,253 --> 00:09:46,188 - I mean, honestly... 314 00:09:49,224 --> 00:09:50,901 I'll say, 750. 315 00:09:50,901 --> 00:09:52,617 - 750? 316 00:09:52,617 --> 00:09:53,567 - $700. 317 00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:56,342 - $700, from Grant O'Brien. 318 00:09:56,342 --> 00:09:57,629 - Wait. - Do I hear any better? 319 00:09:57,629 --> 00:09:58,462 - 650. 320 00:09:58,462 --> 00:10:00,861 - $650. 321 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:01,777 - Mm-hmm. 322 00:10:01,777 --> 00:10:04,880 - $600. 323 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,531 - 550, 550. 324 00:10:06,531 --> 00:10:08,519 - $550, from Raph. 325 00:10:08,519 --> 00:10:10,158 Going once, 326 00:10:10,158 --> 00:10:11,387 going twice— 327 00:10:11,387 --> 00:10:12,267 - $500. 328 00:10:12,267 --> 00:10:13,363 - What the fuck? 329 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:16,495 - $500, from Grant O'Brien. 330 00:10:16,495 --> 00:10:17,493 - 450. 331 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,685 - $450. 332 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:21,578 - Oh my God. 333 00:10:21,578 --> 00:10:22,411 - Going once— 334 00:10:22,411 --> 00:10:24,006 - Whatever, I'm on PrEP, $400. 335 00:10:25,456 --> 00:10:27,880 - $400, from Grant. 336 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,827 Going once, 337 00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:30,898 going twice— 338 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,161 - Everybody should get on PrEP. 339 00:10:33,161 --> 00:10:35,441 - Sold, to Grant O'Brien. 340 00:10:36,274 --> 00:10:37,340 Grant, let's take a look. 341 00:10:37,340 --> 00:10:38,300 - Okay, so the only way 342 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:40,558 that I can retain some power in this— 343 00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:41,966 - No. 344 00:10:41,966 --> 00:10:44,090 - Is to make it a perv thing. 345 00:10:44,090 --> 00:10:45,134 - Sure. 346 00:10:45,134 --> 00:10:46,920 - That makes it so much worse. 347 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:47,910 - You wanna watch this? 348 00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:48,750 - Oh, no. 349 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:49,932 - You wanna watch this? - I have to, I'm the judge. 350 00:10:49,932 --> 00:10:50,810 - Oh my God. 351 00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:52,600 - Oh, you're a little pig, aren't ya. 352 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:56,590 Watching this at home, 353 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:57,624 on your laptop. 354 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,610 - That was for how much money? 355 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:00,768 - Honestly, this is gonna be a problem. 356 00:11:00,768 --> 00:11:02,179 - Is someone in that bathroom, right now? 357 00:11:02,179 --> 00:11:03,250 - I don't know, that would be very funny. 358 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:07,330 Can you imagine, somebody just walking out of here. 359 00:11:09,823 --> 00:11:12,237 - Yeah, you little pervs. 360 00:11:12,237 --> 00:11:13,287 Yeah, you like this. 361 00:11:13,287 --> 00:11:15,270 This is what you're into? 362 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:17,620 - And I'm supposed to watch, I don't know if I can. 363 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:18,840 - Yeah, yeah, mm, Sam, 364 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,273 oh, you wanna see this? - Oh God. 365 00:11:20,273 --> 00:11:23,870 - You wanna see me drink outta this toilet? 366 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:26,217 You pervs. 367 00:11:26,217 --> 00:11:28,124 I just touched the side of the toilet with the straw. 368 00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:40,713 - Nice job, my friend, nice job. 369 00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:44,590 That was hard to watch, I'll be honest. 370 00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:46,400 - Put $400 on my board. 371 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,330 - Well, $404, I believe. 372 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:50,112 - That's right, good sir. 373 00:11:50,112 --> 00:11:52,700 - Do not do that at home. 374 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,157 - I think I need to sit quietly for a minute. 375 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,013 I need to think about some things. 376 00:11:56,013 --> 00:11:56,846 - Yeah. 377 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:57,679 - Raph? 378 00:11:57,679 --> 00:11:58,512 - Yes. 379 00:11:58,512 --> 00:12:00,700 - Can I get you to ask the first stranger you see 380 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,515 out on the street, out on a date? 381 00:12:02,515 --> 00:12:03,905 - Sam! 382 00:12:03,905 --> 00:12:06,074 Honestly, we have someone here who would— 383 00:12:08,115 --> 00:12:09,500 He's going to do that anyway. 384 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,480 - What you're saying is we have a specialist. 385 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,015 - We have a specialist. 386 00:12:13,015 --> 00:12:16,310 - Why would give the job to a novice? 387 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:17,720 - Exactly. - Which is fair. 388 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,220 - I'd put this at 1.000. 389 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:20,967 I would do it for 1.000. 390 00:12:20,967 --> 00:12:24,237 - Grant and Ally, do I hear any better? 391 00:12:24,237 --> 00:12:25,610 - $900. - 850. 392 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:28,828 Depending on who the person is. 393 00:12:28,828 --> 00:12:31,529 - Well, it's the first person you see out on the street. 394 00:12:31,529 --> 00:12:32,402 $850— 395 00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:33,577 - $700. 396 00:12:33,577 --> 00:12:34,410 - $600. - $500. 397 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:36,580 - Okay, Grant just wants to do this. 398 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,730 So no matter what we say, he's gonna take it, 399 00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:41,050 and I'm okay with that. 400 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:41,908 - 450. 401 00:12:41,908 --> 00:12:43,667 - Don't vote against yourself. 402 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:44,500 - $400. 403 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,980 - What the hell is happening, Grant? 404 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:48,290 - You were at 500, take it. 405 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:49,360 - I believe he's at 400. 406 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,193 What's that? - 399. 407 00:12:50,193 --> 00:12:51,637 - 399. 408 00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:52,470 - 350. 409 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:56,011 - What, no, let him get 500 bucks for that. 410 00:12:56,011 --> 00:12:56,888 - 325. 411 00:12:56,888 --> 00:12:58,391 - 325! 412 00:12:58,391 --> 00:12:59,928 - 310. 413 00:12:59,928 --> 00:13:00,805 - 309. 414 00:13:02,373 --> 00:13:03,353 - $300. 415 00:13:03,353 --> 00:13:04,330 - 299. 416 00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:05,720 - 299, from Grant, 417 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,023 going once— 418 00:13:07,023 --> 00:13:08,480 - This is so stupid. 419 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,450 - Going twice, 420 00:13:09,450 --> 00:13:12,443 sold to Grant O'Brien for $299. 421 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,276 - Yeah, go. 422 00:13:13,276 --> 00:13:14,300 - Let's take another walk, shall we? 423 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:17,151 - Go breathe your toilet water in a stranger's face. 424 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,153 Honestly, I would like to watch. 425 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:30,325 - Hello, I'm very sorry. 426 00:13:30,325 --> 00:13:31,893 This is very startling. 427 00:13:33,003 --> 00:13:36,653 My name is Grant, I work right inside this building here. 428 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:43,156 You're under no absolutely no obligation to say yes, 429 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,390 if you'd like to have a glass of wine with me, 430 00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:48,157 sometime this week or next, 431 00:13:48,157 --> 00:13:49,609 I'd have a very good time. 432 00:13:49,609 --> 00:13:50,783 It would be a date. 433 00:13:52,022 --> 00:13:53,450 - Um... 434 00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:54,970 - I'm so sorry. 435 00:13:54,970 --> 00:13:56,273 These are friends of mine. 436 00:13:57,353 --> 00:13:58,766 I'm so sorry. 437 00:13:58,766 --> 00:14:00,355 - Um... 438 00:14:00,355 --> 00:14:01,736 - What's your name? 439 00:14:01,736 --> 00:14:02,730 - Eleanor. 440 00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:04,203 - Eleanor, I'm Grant, hello. 441 00:14:04,203 --> 00:14:05,166 - Hi. - Hello. 442 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,173 - My ride's here. 443 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:11,750 - Understood, no problem, have a wonderful rest of your day. 444 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,270 - Thank you though. - Thank you very much. 445 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,568 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 446 00:14:15,568 --> 00:14:16,573 All right. 447 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,320 - Grant, I really thought 448 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,408 you had better game than that. 449 00:14:21,668 --> 00:14:23,990 - So all of a sudden I realized... 450 00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:27,020 Okay, look, okay, I have better game than that. 451 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:31,482 But you try at home being swarmed by people with cameras. 452 00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:32,550 - Yes. 453 00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:35,122 We're now officially in the back half of the episode. 454 00:14:35,122 --> 00:14:37,432 Ash, could you come open the safe? 455 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:44,110 So far we have given out close to $1.000, 456 00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:46,919 so you know, as we enter into the back half of this episode, 457 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:50,104 there are $10.000 in this safe. 458 00:14:50,104 --> 00:14:51,221 - Oh, wow. 459 00:14:51,221 --> 00:14:53,360 Oh my God. 460 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,990 - What? 461 00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:57,700 - I drank out of a toilet for 400? 462 00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,290 And there were 10.000 on the table? 463 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,123 - Wow. 464 00:15:01,123 --> 00:15:05,850 - The negotiation is going to become a touch more complex, 465 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:08,616 because I am not negotiating not only, 466 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,204 for how much you will do it for, 467 00:15:11,204 --> 00:15:13,750 but also what you'll do. 468 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,890 Here's how this is gonna work. 469 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:18,220 Share with me, a photo from your phone. 470 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,053 - Okay. 471 00:15:19,053 --> 00:15:20,480 - I'll decide which of your photos I think 472 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,610 is the juiciest to share with the world. 473 00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:24,931 - Uh, sir. 474 00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:27,830 - For an amount of money that you and I negotiate. 475 00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:29,440 It's gotta be something you're willing to share with me, 476 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:30,550 but just because you'll share it with me, 477 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:32,090 doesn't mean we're gonna share it with the world. 478 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:32,923 - Wow. 479 00:15:32,923 --> 00:15:35,740 - Give you each a moment to identify a photo. 480 00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:36,630 - Oh my God. - Uh. 481 00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:38,670 - That you think would be fun to include 482 00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,050 as a part of this bid. 483 00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:41,051 - Well, just, here— 484 00:15:41,051 --> 00:15:42,713 - Do you wanna come show me something? 485 00:15:42,713 --> 00:15:43,963 - I mean, sure. 486 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,870 - This is very promising, Grant. 487 00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:51,093 This is very promising. - Fuck. 488 00:15:51,093 --> 00:15:52,682 - Okay. - $8.000. 489 00:15:52,682 --> 00:15:54,416 - Excuse me! 490 00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:55,867 - I have a photo 491 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:59,060 that is actually more embarrassing than anything. 492 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,343 - Great. 493 00:16:00,343 --> 00:16:01,690 - Okay, so— 494 00:16:07,539 --> 00:16:09,714 - This is so bad. 495 00:16:09,714 --> 00:16:12,220 - Incredible. 496 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:13,214 Do you have a number, Ally. 497 00:16:13,214 --> 00:16:14,124 - 4.000. 498 00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:15,267 - $4.000? 499 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,460 - You know who's gonna watch this show? 500 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,050 Everyone involved in this photo. 501 00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:20,038 - Jesus Christ. 502 00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:24,580 - Okay, so... 503 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,380 I have this. 504 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:28,470 - Yep. 505 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:29,393 - I have this. 506 00:16:29,393 --> 00:16:31,060 - That's better. 507 00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:31,893 Do you have a number, Raph? 508 00:16:31,893 --> 00:16:33,194 I like photo two the most. 509 00:16:33,194 --> 00:16:34,730 - Let's say, 510 00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:36,261 2.000. 511 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:39,327 - Grant, I'll be honest with you, that's too expensive. 512 00:16:39,327 --> 00:16:40,160 - Okay. 513 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,647 - Ally, I really like your offer. 514 00:16:43,647 --> 00:16:47,251 $4.000 is a gigantic chunk of that change. 515 00:16:47,251 --> 00:16:48,084 - Uh huh. 516 00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:49,470 - Would you be willing to come down? 517 00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:53,780 - Yeah, what if I said, 2.500, and I tell the story. 518 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,338 - It goes to Ally for $2.500. 519 00:16:55,338 --> 00:16:59,520 - Yes! - Wow. 520 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,353 - Ally. 521 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:04,571 - Okay, so I got top surgery and I made a soup list, 522 00:17:04,571 --> 00:17:07,073 and all my friends signed up to bring me soup, 523 00:17:07,073 --> 00:17:08,790 and it was very nice. - It was very nice. 524 00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:11,400 - And every one of the writers came and brought me soup, 525 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,290 but it ended up being too much soup, 526 00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:16,710 so I put some of the soup in the freezer, 527 00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,621 and then I had to move, 528 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,250 and it's crazy to move with soup, 529 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,730 so I had to throw a ton of it out. 530 00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:23,625 - Ally! 531 00:17:24,732 --> 00:17:26,260 - And this is like nine people's worth 532 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,495 of homemade soup in my trash can. 533 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:34,390 - That's $2.500, for Ally. 534 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:35,857 - I am so sorry. - That is so funny. 535 00:17:35,857 --> 00:17:38,190 - And you know what, friendship really carries you 536 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,309 through a scary time, 537 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,391 and I really appreciate it, guys. 538 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,503 - Players, take a deep breath with me. 539 00:17:48,346 --> 00:17:50,262 - What would you do with a pie? 540 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,918 - I mean, we all know Grant's answer. 541 00:17:55,629 --> 00:17:57,790 - Sam, I'd fuck that pie. 542 00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:58,623 - You'd fuck that pie? 543 00:17:58,623 --> 00:17:59,740 - $6.000. 544 00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:01,700 - Man, that's a big chunk of my remaining change. 545 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,070 - This is just, like, cream? 546 00:18:03,070 --> 00:18:03,903 - It's a cream pie. 547 00:18:03,903 --> 00:18:07,245 - I'll make it a wig, and wear it for the rest of the show. 548 00:18:07,245 --> 00:18:08,980 - Oh, that's pretty tempting. 549 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,610 And how much would you do that for, Raph? 550 00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:11,683 - I'll do it for 4.000. 551 00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:13,370 - 4.000 is too much money for that, 552 00:18:13,370 --> 00:18:14,540 I might make you a counter. 553 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:15,800 Do you wanna participate in this, Ally? 554 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,928 - I would take a video of myself saying, 555 00:18:17,928 --> 00:18:20,154 "Make America great again", 556 00:18:20,154 --> 00:18:23,584 and then throw it in my own face, and post it. 557 00:18:23,584 --> 00:18:25,127 - Post it, now? 558 00:18:25,127 --> 00:18:26,050 - Yeah. 559 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:27,500 - That's incredible, Ally. 560 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,333 For what amount of money? 561 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,577 - For $4.000. 562 00:18:29,577 --> 00:18:30,410 - $4.000? 563 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,336 $4.000? 564 00:18:33,336 --> 00:18:36,830 I will offer you, $1.000 to do it. 565 00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:39,272 - No, half of my family's gonna go, finally. 566 00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:41,784 - I'll do it for $1.000. 567 00:18:41,784 --> 00:18:43,641 - You'll do that for $1.000? 568 00:18:43,641 --> 00:18:44,518 - 800. 569 00:18:44,518 --> 00:18:46,260 - You'll do that for $800? - What? 570 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:48,667 - Going once, going twice— 571 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:53,280 - No, please, goddamn it, say something. 572 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,764 - Sold, to Raph. - That should be $1.800, 573 00:18:55,764 --> 00:18:57,490 like at the least. - Sold, to Raph. 574 00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:58,776 Raph, let's get you on the floor. 575 00:18:58,776 --> 00:19:00,456 - I feel high right now. 576 00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:03,530 - Okay, Raph, you're gonna dip, 577 00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:05,970 and then say to the camera, "Make America Great Again". 578 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,680 Three, two, one, and go. 579 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,764 - Make America great again. 580 00:19:11,764 --> 00:19:14,030 - Really well done, Raph. 581 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:15,735 - You look like Mrs. Doubtfire. 582 00:19:16,568 --> 00:19:17,401 - And we're back. 583 00:19:17,401 --> 00:19:19,601 Raph, I believe as a part of that, 584 00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:21,770 you were supposed to post it. 585 00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:22,603 - Yeah. 586 00:19:22,603 --> 00:19:23,436 - Did you just? - Yeah. 587 00:19:23,436 --> 00:19:24,712 - Oh, great. 588 00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:27,098 Oh, great. 589 00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:29,840 That brings you to 1.000. 590 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,756 Grant you have $703. 591 00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:32,800 Ally, 592 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,583 2521. - Wow. 593 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:39,510 - What would you all do with an electric razor? 594 00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:44,118 I will take whatever the best offer seems to me to be. 595 00:19:44,118 --> 00:19:46,000 - I'd shave my head for $6.000. 596 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,880 - Ally, fuck. - Excuse me? 597 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,228 - Not a penny less. 598 00:19:49,228 --> 00:19:51,040 - I don't have $6.000... 599 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:55,351 If my math is correct, I have between $5.000-$6.000 left. 600 00:19:55,351 --> 00:19:59,080 - For $4.000, I'll shave off some of my pubes and eat them. 601 00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:04,430 - Excuse me. 602 00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:05,723 - I mean, I think you win. 603 00:20:05,723 --> 00:20:07,060 - I'm just gonna... 604 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:09,399 - Oh, like none of you have ever had pubes in your mouth, 605 00:20:09,399 --> 00:20:10,827 fucking virgins, you virgins. 606 00:20:10,827 --> 00:20:11,980 You bunch of virgins. 607 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:13,185 - Yeah, but not my own. 608 00:20:13,185 --> 00:20:15,310 - And not in your stomach. 609 00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:16,630 They might go in your mouth, 610 00:20:16,630 --> 00:20:18,090 but not in your digestive tract. 611 00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:19,938 - Hey, melts in your mouth, not in your hand. 612 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:23,443 I don't know what that means. - What? 613 00:20:23,443 --> 00:20:25,110 - $4.000. - $4.000? 614 00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:25,943 - Yep. 615 00:20:25,943 --> 00:20:28,610 - I'll shave my beard for 800. 616 00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:29,880 - Really? - Really? 617 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,320 - We don't normally see Raph without a beard, 618 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,290 that's kind of interesting. 619 00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:33,300 - I don't know if I ever have. 620 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,133 - It'll be weird. 621 00:20:36,022 --> 00:20:37,870 - Ally, let's talk, is there any— 622 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,000 - Can I say something? 623 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:39,860 - Yes? 624 00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,763 - When you do something to Ally's hair for money, 625 00:20:41,763 --> 00:20:43,136 they look cool. 626 00:20:44,466 --> 00:20:47,850 Everyone thinks they look cool. 627 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,050 So just, you know— 628 00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:49,884 - Just F.Y.I. 629 00:20:49,884 --> 00:20:50,771 - Keep in mind. 630 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:54,490 - Let's talk about what we could do— 631 00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:55,323 - Uh huh. 632 00:20:55,323 --> 00:20:56,583 - For $2.500. 633 00:20:56,583 --> 00:21:00,440 - A patch of land, could be yours to shave. 634 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,273 - Whoa. 635 00:21:01,273 --> 00:21:02,106 - A patch of land. 636 00:21:02,106 --> 00:21:03,516 - Not here. - Not there. 637 00:21:03,516 --> 00:21:05,999 - Preferably, not here. - Not there. 638 00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:09,070 Like, a patch of land back here? 639 00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:09,903 - Mm-hmm. 640 00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:12,540 - What about the full ring around the rosie? 641 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:13,373 You know what I'm saying? 642 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,080 - Yeah, okay. 643 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:15,913 - Whoa! 644 00:21:15,913 --> 00:21:16,746 - Okay. 645 00:21:16,746 --> 00:21:19,563 - $2.500 to shave the back of your head. 646 00:21:19,563 --> 00:21:20,396 - Uh huh. 647 00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:21,229 - Going once— 648 00:21:21,229 --> 00:21:22,330 - Is anyone else trying to— 649 00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:23,180 - Going twice— 650 00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:24,813 - I'll shave my bush for 1.000. 651 00:21:24,813 --> 00:21:26,041 - Sold, to Ally. 652 00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:30,669 Ally, if you can take a seat here, 653 00:21:30,669 --> 00:21:32,209 in our barber's chair. 654 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:36,450 - I can't believe this is happening. 655 00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:37,283 - Hello. 656 00:21:37,283 --> 00:21:39,543 - The wonderful Chloe, 657 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,339 who has some experience with a razor, 658 00:21:42,339 --> 00:21:44,820 is going to do this for you. - Oh, great. 659 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:47,413 - Since it would be difficult to do on your own. 660 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:50,057 - Okay. 661 00:21:50,057 --> 00:21:51,500 - How many goddamn times 662 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,510 are we gonna do something to Ally's hair? 663 00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:53,981 - Ally? 664 00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:56,270 - Yeah, here is good. 665 00:21:56,270 --> 00:21:57,103 Here, back. 666 00:21:57,103 --> 00:21:58,280 - Oh my goodness. 667 00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,742 - That's so much hair. 668 00:21:59,742 --> 00:22:00,619 - Wait... 669 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:01,452 - We have to think of something here. 670 00:22:01,452 --> 00:22:02,285 - Are you sure? 671 00:22:02,285 --> 00:22:03,566 - I'm sure, yeah, yeah. 672 00:22:03,566 --> 00:22:04,760 - Ready? 673 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:05,593 - Yeah. 674 00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:08,881 - Oh my God. 675 00:22:08,881 --> 00:22:10,176 Oh, Ally. 676 00:22:10,176 --> 00:22:11,455 - Oh, no! - Oh! 677 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,976 - Oh, no! 678 00:22:12,976 --> 00:22:15,254 - Grant, you're making it worse. 679 00:22:15,254 --> 00:22:17,036 - Oh, it's not good. 680 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,873 - It's good, it's good. 681 00:22:23,490 --> 00:22:24,475 - Oh, wow. 682 00:22:24,475 --> 00:22:27,122 That feels like I'm wearing a wig now. 683 00:22:28,606 --> 00:22:29,760 - So crazy. 684 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,800 - Thank you so much. 685 00:22:31,633 --> 00:22:36,633 - There are three-ish thousand dollars left in this safe. 686 00:22:37,193 --> 00:22:40,837 What would you do with live crickets? 687 00:22:43,690 --> 00:22:44,523 - Fuck. 688 00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:48,383 - How about this, there's three of us and $3.000. 689 00:22:48,383 --> 00:22:49,627 - I don't like what's happening here. 690 00:22:49,627 --> 00:22:51,620 - If we agree to say like, 691 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,870 I'll wave at the crickets for $3.000. 692 00:22:53,870 --> 00:22:54,703 - Sure. 693 00:22:54,703 --> 00:22:56,084 - And nobody outbids there other one. 694 00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,300 - Wait, wait, wait, what with the crickets? 695 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,133 - Wave. - Wave at them. 696 00:22:58,133 --> 00:22:58,966 - I'll just wave at them. 697 00:22:58,966 --> 00:23:01,683 - Excuse me. - Yeah, yeah. 698 00:23:02,831 --> 00:23:04,464 - Yeah, you know what, 699 00:23:04,464 --> 00:23:05,380 all I'll do is wave. - And we split it. 700 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:06,213 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 701 00:23:06,213 --> 00:23:07,530 - And I won't do that. 702 00:23:07,530 --> 00:23:10,795 - I'll eat the crickets for a dollar. 703 00:23:10,795 --> 00:23:11,811 - No, no, no! 704 00:23:11,811 --> 00:23:12,644 This is the prisoner's dilemma. 705 00:23:12,644 --> 00:23:14,250 - I'm not sure I like what's happening here, 706 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,950 I'm not sure I like the coordination. 707 00:23:15,950 --> 00:23:17,880 Let me make sure I understand this right, 708 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,565 there are $3.000 or more on the line, 709 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,154 there are three of you, 710 00:23:22,154 --> 00:23:24,905 one of you, just needs to tell me, 711 00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:27,089 that you will do something crazy here, 712 00:23:27,089 --> 00:23:30,160 for me to like your bid enough to go with it. 713 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:30,993 - No. 714 00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:37,906 - Congratulations, players, you've unionized. 715 00:23:38,938 --> 00:23:40,170 You have broken my game. 716 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,788 And thusly, you split the remaining pot. 717 00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:45,238 That's it for us here at, "Game Changer". 718 00:23:45,238 --> 00:23:46,650 Before we leave, 719 00:23:46,650 --> 00:23:49,680 I expect all of you to wave at these crickets. 720 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:50,513 - Goodbye, crickets. 721 00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:52,337 - Goodbye, crickets. - Bye, crickets. 722 00:23:52,337 --> 00:23:54,467 - I'm Sam Reich, reminding you, 723 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:56,620 that when it comes to entertainment, 724 00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:58,030 you get what you pay for. 725 00:23:58,030 --> 00:23:59,620 Good night. 726 00:23:59,620 --> 00:24:02,649 - So this was to get us to unionize the whole time? 727 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,760 - Well, I was prepared for that.