1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,460 Tonight's guests, from the 20th Dimension, 2 00:00:03,460 --> 00:00:06,080 it's Brennan Lee Mulligan. 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:07,170 - Hey! 4 00:00:07,170 --> 00:00:10,030 - Having read 20 erotic novels, 5 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:12,143 it's Jess Ross! 6 00:00:12,143 --> 00:00:13,130 - Mwah! 7 00:00:13,130 --> 00:00:15,513 - And, just in time for CollegeHumor's 8 00:00:15,513 --> 00:00:18,793 20th anniversary, it's Tao Yang! 9 00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:21,900 And, your host, 10 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:25,870 Me, I've been here the whole time. 11 00:00:25,870 --> 00:00:29,700 Welcome to Game Changer, the only game show 12 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:32,180 where the game changes every show. 13 00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:34,150 I am your host, Sam Reich. 14 00:00:34,150 --> 00:00:36,590 I'm joined tody by these three lovely contestants. 15 00:00:36,590 --> 00:00:39,440 Now, you all understand how the game works. 16 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,110 - No. - Not a single thing. 17 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:41,980 - It hasn't been explained. 18 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:44,210 - That's right, our players have no idea 19 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:46,230 what game it is they're about to play. 20 00:00:46,230 --> 00:00:49,390 The only way to learn is by playing. 21 00:00:49,390 --> 00:00:50,920 The only way to win is by learning. 22 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,580 And the only way to begin is by beginning. 23 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:55,020 So, without further adieu, let's begin. 24 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:59,095 Ash, could you bring out the machine? 25 00:00:59,095 --> 00:01:00,695 - Okay. 26 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:04,523 - Uh huh. 27 00:01:05,454 --> 00:01:07,080 - Uh huh. 28 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,740 - Players, are you ready? 29 00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:10,140 - Mm-hmm - Uh huh. 30 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:10,973 - I guess. 31 00:01:10,973 --> 00:01:15,283 - Brennan, what is your name? 32 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,073 - My name is Brennan Lee Mulligan. 33 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:21,890 - That's one point for Brennan. 34 00:01:21,890 --> 00:01:23,450 - What? - Lee Mulligan. 35 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,070 - That was like a soft question. 36 00:01:25,070 --> 00:01:29,122 - Jess, what is one plus one? 37 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,724 - Two. 38 00:01:32,113 --> 00:01:33,820 - Two is correct! - Okay. 39 00:01:33,820 --> 00:01:35,100 - Tao. - Uh huh. 40 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:37,640 - What year is it? 41 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,087 - 2019. 42 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,830 - That is correct. 43 00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:42,663 Brennan. 44 00:01:42,663 --> 00:01:43,947 - I'm being fucked with. 45 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:46,750 You understand? 46 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:48,210 This is an indignity. 47 00:01:48,210 --> 00:01:49,280 - This will be illegal, 48 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,970 this will be considered illegal by the courts. 49 00:01:51,970 --> 00:01:53,850 - It's one of those experiments from the 50's. 50 00:01:53,850 --> 00:01:54,683 - Yes. 51 00:01:54,683 --> 00:01:55,516 - Where they look back at it, 52 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:56,440 and they're like, "This is unconscionable." 53 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,093 Brennan, what is your middle name? 54 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:03,268 - My middle name is Lee. 55 00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:07,030 - Jess Ross, what is your middle name? 56 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:08,780 - It is also Leigh. 57 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,884 Well, it's spelled differently L-E-I-G-H. 58 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:13,000 - Tao. - Mm-hmm? 59 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,618 - What is your middle name? 60 00:02:15,618 --> 00:02:18,472 - I have no middle name. 61 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,640 - That is correct. 62 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,850 Brennan. - Yeah. 63 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,960 - Do you ever talk in your sleep? 64 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:24,873 - Fuck you. 65 00:02:26,070 --> 00:02:28,684 I have talked in my sleep. 66 00:02:29,660 --> 00:02:31,390 - For a bonus point, Brennan, 67 00:02:31,390 --> 00:02:32,930 do you care to elaborate? 68 00:02:32,930 --> 00:02:36,300 - I used to be an insomniac. 69 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:39,390 I stayed up for 81 hours in a row, 70 00:02:39,390 --> 00:02:40,813 in my senior year of college. 71 00:02:40,813 --> 00:02:41,860 - Holy shit. 72 00:02:41,860 --> 00:02:43,110 - Missing nights of sleep regularly 73 00:02:43,110 --> 00:02:46,114 will affect your sleep cycle in some weird ways. 74 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:50,220 - Jess, have you ever talked in your sleep? 75 00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:52,067 - I'm starting to crack right now. 76 00:02:54,290 --> 00:02:55,720 - I'm sorry. 77 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,029 Okay, 18. 78 00:02:59,254 --> 00:03:00,087 - Okay. 79 00:03:00,087 --> 00:03:01,390 - I'm afraid the answer "18" 80 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,340 in this particular context is no. 81 00:03:03,340 --> 00:03:05,030 - Thank you for bravely teaching us 82 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:05,863 something about the machine. 83 00:03:05,863 --> 00:03:06,696 - Yes, thank you. 84 00:03:06,696 --> 00:03:08,414 - I'm like freaking out. 85 00:03:09,453 --> 00:03:11,305 - Tao, do you ever talk in your sleep? 86 00:03:11,305 --> 00:03:14,316 - I also am very uncomfortable. 87 00:03:14,316 --> 00:03:16,930 I do talk in my sleep, and I know it 88 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,375 because I've recorded myself. 89 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,280 There's an app and you put it underneath your pillow, 90 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,150 and it constantly records, but when it hits 91 00:03:24,150 --> 00:03:25,990 a certain noise threshold. - Yeah. 92 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:27,800 - It will actually record that snippet for you. 93 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,183 - Machine? 94 00:03:30,130 --> 00:03:32,220 - How does the machine claim to know things 95 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:33,647 that even its creator does not know? 96 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,370 - That is a really good question, Brennan. 97 00:03:36,370 --> 00:03:37,870 - Do I get any points for both hating 98 00:03:37,870 --> 00:03:39,341 and loving the machine? 99 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,433 - Do you snore? 100 00:03:42,433 --> 00:03:44,422 - I have snored. 101 00:03:45,820 --> 00:03:47,387 - Jess, do you snore? 102 00:03:47,387 --> 00:03:52,301 - I'm so... Yes, I snore! 103 00:03:54,951 --> 00:03:56,160 - Tao, do you snore? 104 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,634 - Yes, I snore also. 105 00:03:59,130 --> 00:04:00,520 - Brennan, do you floss? 106 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,144 - Yes, extremely regularly. 107 00:04:02,980 --> 00:04:05,160 Two of my teeth are fake, fully fake, 108 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,980 and I fucked up my teeth when I was younger, 109 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,160 so I make a point to floss every day, 110 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,962 and I also use a fluoride mouthwash. 111 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,004 - Jess! Do you floss? 112 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,359 - Yeah. 113 00:04:16,359 --> 00:04:17,443 - Okay. 114 00:04:18,276 --> 00:04:19,990 - Yeah, I used the flossy things, 115 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:22,580 I feel bad because it's probably extra plastic, 116 00:04:22,580 --> 00:04:24,630 do I do it all the time? 117 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:26,150 No. 118 00:04:26,150 --> 00:04:27,880 Is my dentist gonna watch this? 119 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,023 Probably not. 120 00:04:31,275 --> 00:04:33,705 What do you think, machine, do I get 20 points? 121 00:04:35,007 --> 00:04:39,190 - Whoa. The machine is sassy. 122 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:41,272 - I think this machine hates women. 123 00:04:44,957 --> 00:04:46,101 - You can't tell me. 124 00:04:46,101 --> 00:04:47,960 - Tao, do you floss? 125 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,048 - Yes, I do. 126 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:51,043 - What? 127 00:04:51,043 --> 00:04:55,041 - I floss. I've been on an upswing recently, so... 128 00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:55,874 - Oh. 129 00:04:55,874 --> 00:04:57,769 - I'm gonna say at least twice a week. 130 00:04:58,769 --> 00:04:59,896 - Oh! 131 00:04:59,896 --> 00:05:00,877 - Twice a week! 132 00:05:00,877 --> 00:05:03,120 - You're not a flosser, Tao. 133 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,660 - He thought you meant the dance, 134 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:07,261 which he does every day. - I do every day. 135 00:05:07,261 --> 00:05:08,094 Also, I— 136 00:05:08,927 --> 00:05:10,183 - How does it know that? 137 00:05:12,614 --> 00:05:13,905 I don't do the floss dance every day. 138 00:05:13,905 --> 00:05:15,480 - How did it know it? 139 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:19,200 - Brennan, have you ever shoplifted? 140 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,033 - Yes. 141 00:05:20,870 --> 00:05:22,223 You're goddamn right I did. 142 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:23,889 - Wow! 143 00:05:23,889 --> 00:05:26,400 For a bonus point, do you care to elaborate? 144 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,810 - When I was working at my old summer camp, 145 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:32,270 we had to do a production run to Walmart, 146 00:05:32,270 --> 00:05:34,670 and I walked out of the store drinking a bottle 147 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:36,992 off Coca-Cola that I did not pay for. 148 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:38,733 - That's it? 149 00:05:38,733 --> 00:05:41,590 - Jess, have you ever shoplifted? 150 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:43,130 - Yes, I have shoplifted. 151 00:05:44,890 --> 00:05:46,689 We were at the Amish market. 152 00:05:46,689 --> 00:05:49,030 - Oh my God! 153 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:52,480 - And they selling, I don't if people remember 154 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,340 pogs and slammers. 155 00:05:54,340 --> 00:05:55,280 - What? 156 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:59,850 - But I saw this golden slammer in like this case, 157 00:05:59,850 --> 00:06:01,430 and my mom said I couldn't have it, 158 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:02,528 so I took it. 159 00:06:03,468 --> 00:06:05,703 - You stole a pog from the Amish? 160 00:06:05,703 --> 00:06:09,350 - I stole the slammer from the Amish, yes. 161 00:06:09,350 --> 00:06:12,120 - Tao, have you ever shoplifted? 162 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:12,970 - Oh yeah. 163 00:06:13,803 --> 00:06:15,360 And probably the most recent. 164 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,681 I think I regularly shoplifted until I was like 25. 165 00:06:20,107 --> 00:06:20,940 26? 166 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:21,773 - Wow! 167 00:06:21,773 --> 00:06:23,150 - All the time. All the time. 168 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,820 - Like what sort of things did you shoplift? 169 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:26,850 - Well, I just shoplifted recently at Whole Foods, 170 00:06:26,850 --> 00:06:29,275 when there was a thing of basil in my bag 171 00:06:29,275 --> 00:06:30,290 that I didn't take out. 172 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,237 I went, "Yeah, whatever, I'll just walk out with this." 173 00:06:33,603 --> 00:06:34,810 - Wow! 174 00:06:34,810 --> 00:06:38,950 I honestly did not anticipate that you 175 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:41,170 would all be as shameless as you clearly are. 176 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:42,660 - Shoplifting from a large corporation 177 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:44,534 is barely shoplifting in my opinion. 178 00:06:45,382 --> 00:06:48,650 - Oh! 179 00:06:48,650 --> 00:06:52,360 - Brennan, have you ever peed in a public pool? 180 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,208 - Yes. 181 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,767 I peed in the pool, because someone said, 182 00:06:55,767 --> 00:06:57,735 "It changes colors if you pee in it." 183 00:06:57,735 --> 00:06:59,990 - You wanted to test it out. 184 00:06:59,990 --> 00:07:02,470 - It was scientific inquiry. 185 00:07:02,470 --> 00:07:04,933 - Jess, have you ever peed in public pool? 186 00:07:04,933 --> 00:07:07,277 - I think I've peed in every pool I've been in. 187 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,210 Everyone's peeing in the pool, anyway. 188 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,460 Oh, excuse me! 189 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:16,530 - Tao, have you ever peed in a public pool? 190 00:07:16,530 --> 00:07:18,080 - I 191 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:18,920 urinate 192 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,535 in pools. 193 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:26,520 - Brennan, do some movies and tv shows make you cry? 194 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,353 - Yes. 195 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:31,210 Nothing makes me cry more than a character 196 00:07:31,210 --> 00:07:34,628 that is putting a brave face on a terrible situation. 197 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:39,140 - The vulnerability you've shared with us here today, 198 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:40,457 it should just be one extra point. 199 00:07:40,457 --> 00:07:42,280 I just want to be clear. 200 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,113 Just the one. 201 00:07:43,113 --> 00:07:46,966 Jess, do you ever cry at movies or tv shows? 202 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,595 - Oh, commercials, yes, everything. 203 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,620 Yes. I'm a big crier. 204 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:55,920 I'm watching some really crappy British dating show, 205 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,961 and the girls went to casa amore, 206 00:07:57,961 --> 00:08:00,940 and the boys stayed home, and they had the opportunity 207 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:02,390 to couple up with other people, 208 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:04,350 and Molly-Mae came back and saw 209 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:07,410 that Tommy hadn't coupled up with anyone, 210 00:08:07,410 --> 00:08:09,863 and she started crying, and I started crying. 211 00:08:10,696 --> 00:08:11,910 - Tao? - Yes. 212 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:14,890 I cry specifically, much like Brennan, to a specific thing. 213 00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:17,300 When a group of people come together for a common cause. 214 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,780 Like the scene in Spiderman 2, when the New Yorkers 215 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:22,390 are like, "You wanna get to him, you gotta get through us." 216 00:08:22,390 --> 00:08:24,360 To Doc Ock, that makes me cry. 217 00:08:26,319 --> 00:08:29,130 - Players, it's time for a mini-game. 218 00:08:29,130 --> 00:08:31,420 You understand the mechanic of our game now. 219 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:34,100 It is based on this lie detector. 220 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:37,280 - The contestants have figured out 221 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,520 all of the things to do with the machine. 222 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,600 - I'm gonna rephrase that ever so slightly. 223 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,433 - Yeah. 224 00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:44,650 - The contestants have figured out 225 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:47,637 everything there is to know about the machine. 226 00:08:48,604 --> 00:08:50,548 - Ooh. 227 00:08:56,380 --> 00:08:58,130 - Always keep 'em wanting more, machine. 228 00:08:58,130 --> 00:09:00,719 - Jess, you are flirting with this machine. 229 00:09:00,719 --> 00:09:03,064 - Machine, do you think I'm flirting with you? 230 00:09:04,263 --> 00:09:06,680 Oh, you wish. 231 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,880 - What I would like to ask from each of you 232 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,220 is a confession. 233 00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:14,370 Something personal about yourselves 234 00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:16,830 that you would like to feed into the machine. 235 00:09:16,830 --> 00:09:19,640 Once you do, I will assign it 236 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,692 a one through five juiciness rating. 237 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:23,780 - Oh! 238 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:24,980 - Oh my god. 239 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:28,270 - And you will receive those number of points 240 00:09:28,270 --> 00:09:31,350 if it's true. 241 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:34,890 - Okay, the bed 242 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:39,480 that I lost my virginity in, 243 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,950 in a one night stand, 244 00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:44,590 when I was 16 years old, 245 00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:48,730 is the same bed I was later cuckolded in, 246 00:09:48,730 --> 00:09:51,910 in my longest, at the time, relationship. 247 00:09:51,910 --> 00:09:55,233 - Holy shit! 248 00:09:57,380 --> 00:09:59,730 That's gotta be worth, I don't know 249 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:02,830 what's worth five points if that's not worth five points. 250 00:10:02,830 --> 00:10:05,120 Machine, can you tell me, is that true? 251 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:09,220 - There is no corner of my heart I would not turn over 252 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:10,870 to the world for five points. 253 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:14,993 - Jess. 254 00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:17,733 - I'll just say I've had multiple threesomes. 255 00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:20,780 - Oh yeah, no, totally. 256 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:21,820 That's totally worth five points. 257 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:22,920 - What do you think about that, machine? 258 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,202 - Absolutely, machine? 259 00:10:25,035 --> 00:10:25,868 Wow! 260 00:10:25,868 --> 00:10:27,082 - There you go. 261 00:10:27,082 --> 00:10:29,099 - Tao, was there anything that you'd like to confess 262 00:10:29,099 --> 00:10:30,150 into the machine? 263 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:30,983 - Yeah. 264 00:10:30,983 --> 00:10:31,816 One time walking home 265 00:10:31,816 --> 00:10:34,411 from a friend's house to my dorm, 266 00:10:34,411 --> 00:10:36,175 I fully shit myself. 267 00:10:38,690 --> 00:10:40,790 On the way back, and I was walking with my friends, too, 268 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:43,200 so I was like, I'm gonna walk ahead, 269 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,453 and I discarded my pants on the street. 270 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:48,845 - Where on the street? 271 00:10:48,845 --> 00:10:50,976 - Like three blocks away from the house. 272 00:10:50,976 --> 00:10:52,260 - Wait, you discarded your pants? 273 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,430 What happened to your underpants? 274 00:10:54,430 --> 00:10:56,050 - I also discarded my underpants. 275 00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:57,830 I was wearing a fleece— 276 00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:59,435 - Full Pooh bear! 277 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:02,833 Oh my god! 278 00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:06,380 - That's worth five points for sure. 279 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:09,310 Brennan, have you ever eaten food out of the trash? 280 00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:10,974 - Yes. 281 00:11:11,807 --> 00:11:12,640 - Jess? 282 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:13,473 - Yes. Yes. 283 00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:15,243 - Tao? 284 00:11:15,243 --> 00:11:17,400 - I have never taken food out of the trash and eaten it, 285 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,286 but I've definitely eaten food that should be trash. 286 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,300 Like a bad mango, you know, it's bad in certain parts, 287 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,440 and I just start eating around the bad parts, 288 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,040 and my girlfriend says, "Throw that away." 289 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,791 And I go, "There's good parts of the mango." 290 00:11:29,791 --> 00:11:31,850 - Were there good parts of the mango? 291 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:33,230 - There were a couple bites. 292 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:34,063 - All right, that's fair. 293 00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:37,650 Oh! 294 00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:38,920 Brennan, how easily are you 295 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,540 able to tell left from right? 296 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:41,993 - Perhaps the best in the world? 297 00:11:42,826 --> 00:11:43,826 Thank you. 298 00:11:43,826 --> 00:11:45,551 - What, the best in the world? 299 00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:46,384 - Yes. 300 00:11:46,384 --> 00:11:47,217 - Jess? 301 00:11:47,217 --> 00:11:48,343 - I can't. - You can't? 302 00:11:49,216 --> 00:11:51,138 - I have a really hard time with my left and right. 303 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:54,637 If I do this, they both look like L's to me. 304 00:11:54,637 --> 00:11:56,517 - Sure. 305 00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:59,565 - When me and my fiance, Kate, are in the car, 306 00:11:59,565 --> 00:12:02,830 I can't have her say make a left or a right, 307 00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:04,574 it has to be a me or a you. 308 00:12:05,635 --> 00:12:07,353 - Wait! 309 00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:10,640 A me or a you, meaning what exactly? 310 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,840 - If it's a me, I go the direction that I am, 311 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:18,368 and if it's a you, I go the direction that Kate's sitting. 312 00:12:18,368 --> 00:12:21,063 - There is a specific turn called a U-turn. 313 00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:23,621 - We don't make those. 314 00:12:23,621 --> 00:12:26,243 - Tao, can you tell your right from your left easily? 315 00:12:26,243 --> 00:12:29,418 - I mean, left, right, yes. 316 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:34,130 - Brennan, are there any holes in your underwear? 317 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:36,590 - Yes, the factory that made it put 318 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,910 a hole in the front for my dick. 319 00:12:37,910 --> 00:12:39,830 - No, that's not what I mean. 320 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:41,300 - Whoa, wait, what? 321 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,500 - Is it false or true, machine? 322 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,617 - Take the point away. Take the point away. 323 00:12:45,617 --> 00:12:47,370 - No! No! That is incorrect! 324 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:49,150 I'm sorry, I did lie. 325 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:50,750 There's three more holes. 326 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:53,842 One for my torso and two more for my legs, motherfucker! 327 00:12:53,842 --> 00:12:57,750 That's correct! You are not God! The machine is! 328 00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:00,900 - Brennan, I should have specified. 329 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,376 Are there any holes in your underwear— 330 00:13:03,376 --> 00:13:04,990 - This game is fucking rigged. 331 00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:06,660 - From them being worn out? 332 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:10,300 - Oh sure, yes. I got a bunch of these Hanes ones 333 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:13,793 that weirdly have developed holes along the waistband. 334 00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:18,200 - Jess, are there... 335 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,380 Are there holes in your underwear? 336 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:25,160 - There aren't holes in my underwear, but I do have it 337 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:28,038 where the elastic is very worn out of a lot of pairs. 338 00:13:29,470 --> 00:13:32,020 - Tao, are there holes in your underwear? 339 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,584 - Yes, lots of them. 340 00:13:34,558 --> 00:13:36,423 - Is this a boy thing? 341 00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:38,160 - I think so. 342 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,640 A compromise that I made in my relationship 343 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:40,980 is I started to throw away 344 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:43,480 underwear that have a lot of holes in them. 345 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,750 - Brennan, have you ever slept through 346 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,800 a flight you were supposed to take? 347 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,305 - No. What am I made of money? 348 00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:50,973 - Jess? 349 00:13:50,973 --> 00:13:53,209 - Absolutely not, I'm there two hours in advance. 350 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:57,340 - Tao, you are looking a tad uncomfortable at the moment. 351 00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:59,420 Have you ever slept through a flight? 352 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:00,469 - Yes, twice. 353 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,990 - I slept through the same flight twice. 354 00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:06,450 - Wait, you mean what? 355 00:14:06,450 --> 00:14:10,620 - You mean they rescheduled it and you slept... Tao! 356 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:13,690 No fucking way! That's crazy! 357 00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:14,930 - Yes, I was supposed to move 358 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:18,520 out of my dorm, sophomore year, and I overslept, 359 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,390 wasn't gonna make it, 360 00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:21,040 had to move my room out and stuff, 361 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,320 so I didn't make that flight. 362 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,490 Rescheduled for later in the afternoon. 363 00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:26,780 When I got to the airport, I was so sleepy, 364 00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:30,240 and the gate was so full, so I went two gates over, 365 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,430 and slept there. 366 00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:33,650 And no one woke me up, because why would they? 367 00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:35,890 - You slept through the flight at the airport? 368 00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:37,548 - At the gate, yes. - Oh my god. 369 00:14:38,381 --> 00:14:41,680 - Brennan, have you ever tried to get a nickname? 370 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,500 - I've never taken active steps to get a nickname, 371 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:49,140 but I have definitely been incredibly excited 372 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,970 to receive a nickname. 373 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,840 When I used to work as a camera PA 374 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,190 on Law & Order: Criminal Intent, my nickname on set 375 00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:58,950 was Shanty or Sippy. 376 00:14:58,950 --> 00:15:02,436 Sippy being an acronym for shanty Irish prick. 377 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:04,168 - Jess? 378 00:15:04,168 --> 00:15:06,460 - I did. I wanted everyone to call me Ross, 379 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:08,287 which is my last name, and I thought, 380 00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:10,189 "Ooh, a girl who's called Ross, pretty cool." 381 00:15:11,022 --> 00:15:11,855 - Tao? 382 00:15:11,855 --> 00:15:15,020 - Does it count when as a new immigrant to this country, 383 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:16,137 you go into class and you go, 384 00:15:16,137 --> 00:15:18,590 "Everyone, instead of calling me Tao, 385 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:20,363 you can call me Paolo." 386 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:23,177 - I love the idea of you're like, 387 00:15:23,177 --> 00:15:25,417 "Better take it easy on these crackers with Tao. 388 00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:27,390 Let's do, I don't know, 389 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:30,321 What's the whitest name I can think of? Paolo!" 390 00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:31,154 - Paolo, yes. 391 00:15:31,154 --> 00:15:33,490 And I talked with an Italian chef's kiss. 392 00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:34,360 - Brennan? - Yeah? 393 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,475 - Do you ever space out just thinking about swords? 394 00:15:36,475 --> 00:15:39,307 - Oh yeah, yes, correct. All the time. 395 00:15:40,632 --> 00:15:43,700 A sword holds a unique place in the history of weaponry. 396 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:46,073 Unlike a lot of other weapons, a sword 397 00:15:46,073 --> 00:15:48,970 was a symbol of status in almost every culture— 398 00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:50,680 - I'm really going to have to cut you off 399 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,513 at a certain point. 400 00:15:51,513 --> 00:15:53,120 - Oh, gotcha. 401 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,482 - Jess, where's your engagement ring? 402 00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:59,790 - Oh my God! I can't believe I'm getting called out. 403 00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:02,760 I left it on the sink in the bathroom, 404 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,270 and I don't like to get it wet. 405 00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:05,103 And now I don't have it. 406 00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:06,810 - Oh no. - Is this a part of the show, 407 00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:09,121 or am I just getting called out? 408 00:16:09,954 --> 00:16:12,563 I thought I was gonna get the sword one, too. 409 00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:18,893 - Tao, are there any photos of your bare butt on your phone? 410 00:16:18,893 --> 00:16:21,813 - Yes. Recently. 411 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,820 One of the pieces of underwear I was wearing 412 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,110 had such a big hole in it that 413 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,100 I just comically ripped it in bed, 414 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,130 and then me and my girlfriend took photos 415 00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:34,110 of my butt out with this underwear. 416 00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:36,990 - Players, it's time for the next mini-game. 417 00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:39,050 This time we're gonna flip the script 418 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:40,380 from mini-game number one. 419 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:43,420 I want to hear wholesome things about you. 420 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:47,740 Things that present you in a positive light. 421 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,560 Brennan, we will start with you. 422 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:54,084 - This sucks. I don't... 423 00:16:54,084 --> 00:16:56,460 because it's forcing you to brag, right? 424 00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:58,470 - Yeah. Yeah. 425 00:16:58,470 --> 00:17:00,420 - I take vacation time off of work, 426 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,580 and instead of going to vacation, 427 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,960 I go to work more a different other place, 428 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:04,930 which is the summer camp. 429 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:07,810 And the past couple years, I donate my salary 430 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:11,531 to the fund that sends financially needy kids to camp. 431 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,601 - I'm gonna give you the full five points. 432 00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:19,920 - Jess, can you tell me anything nice about yourself? 433 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,300 - I can. I spent a lot of my life, 434 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,040 especially my younger years in school, 435 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,000 not feeling great about myself. 436 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,390 I felt like I wasn't pretty enough. 437 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:30,440 I was too tall. 438 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,160 I wasn't smart enough. 439 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,350 And now that I'm older, I'm so proud of myself 440 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:38,010 that I have let I have let a lot of that go, 441 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:41,010 that I genuinely like myself, 442 00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:42,940 and that I'm allowed to say that out loud. 443 00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,440 It doesn't bother me at all. 444 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,600 I'm smart. 445 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,960 I write good sketches. 446 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:47,884 I got a great ass. 447 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,656 Yeah, you know it, machine! 448 00:17:50,656 --> 00:17:51,512 You know it! 449 00:17:51,512 --> 00:17:53,490 - I'm literally tearing up. 450 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,750 Yeah, that's the full five points for you, Jess, for sure. 451 00:17:56,750 --> 00:18:00,300 - Does the machine seconding Jess's great ass comment 452 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,901 constitute workplace sexual harassment? 453 00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:05,971 - No. 454 00:18:05,971 --> 00:18:09,017 - That's not really for you to decide, machine. 455 00:18:09,017 --> 00:18:11,570 - That's not your call. I'm getting HR. 456 00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:13,033 Wait, it's not even human resources. 457 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,500 - Machine resources. 458 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,140 - It's Robot resources! 459 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,280 - Yeah, we need IT and HR to team up. 460 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,113 - Tao? 461 00:18:20,113 --> 00:18:22,880 - I like to think of myself as someone who can do 462 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:26,030 nice things for people without needing it 463 00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:27,700 to even be recognized. 464 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,530 Lots of small examples, letting people like 465 00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:32,680 go ahead in front of me in a line for a bathroom. 466 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,795 They really need to go. 467 00:18:33,795 --> 00:18:35,047 Things like that. 468 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,927 - Okay, it didn't make me want to burst into tears. 469 00:18:38,927 --> 00:18:39,760 - Yes. 470 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,918 - So I will give that a three. 471 00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:42,751 - Wow. 472 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:47,700 Players, the truth is that I have been lying to you 473 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,560 about this lie detector. 474 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:54,560 Obviously, this technology doesn't exist per se. 475 00:18:54,910 --> 00:18:57,360 It is, in fact, human-powered. 476 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,280 We've been working with a team of scientists on this 477 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:03,410 for weeks now, and in order to give them credit, 478 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,190 I'd like to introduce you to those scientists now. 479 00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:06,412 Scientists? 480 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,899 - You liar! 481 00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:09,732 Oh my God! 482 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,301 - Oh my God! 483 00:19:11,301 --> 00:19:13,059 What the fuck is happening? 484 00:19:13,059 --> 00:19:15,429 - What? What? 485 00:19:15,429 --> 00:19:17,953 - Your significant others have been 486 00:19:17,953 --> 00:19:22,907 in control of this lie detector the whole time. 487 00:19:22,907 --> 00:19:25,990 - I trust my partner implicitly. 488 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:26,982 - And you shouldn't. 489 00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:29,610 - You said you wanted to go to the gym early in the morning. 490 00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:32,696 - Is that so unbelievable, Tao? 491 00:19:32,696 --> 00:19:34,716 - That's how you knew I didn't have my ring on. 492 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:35,549 - Do you want it? 493 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,215 - Yes, Kate has Jess's ring. 494 00:19:37,215 --> 00:19:38,481 - Do you wanna marry me? 495 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,212 - Oh, are you proposing? 496 00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:43,742 - Jess, all this time you were flirting with a machine. 497 00:19:43,742 --> 00:19:45,850 - Ooh! 498 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:46,908 - Nice ass. 499 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,755 - This is a profound betrayal. 500 00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:56,370 - So the game dynamic in round three 501 00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:57,970 is going to change. 502 00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:59,160 - Oh my God. 503 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,210 - I am going to ask a true or false statement 504 00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,130 about our players. 505 00:20:03,130 --> 00:20:05,690 If they're about you, you don't get to play. 506 00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:08,183 The other players have to decide 507 00:20:08,183 --> 00:20:11,000 whether or not what I'm saying is true or false. 508 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,840 Now, the more you're face betrays you, 509 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,260 the better your competition stands to do. 510 00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:17,890 Jess and Tao, 511 00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:22,610 Brennan has had the majority of his belongings 512 00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:24,033 since he was a teenager. 513 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:26,580 - I think that's super true. 514 00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:29,550 He's into all nerd shit, and you get that when you're 12. 515 00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:31,970 - It gives a lot of weight to items that he owns. 516 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:32,820 - I think it's true. 517 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:33,790 - I think it's also true. 518 00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:35,134 - Izzy, is that true? 519 00:20:36,088 --> 00:20:37,740 - Yay! - Yes, it is. 520 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,370 - He feels bad for the things, 521 00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:41,510 so wants to continue using them, 522 00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:42,840 so they feel like they're important. 523 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,780 - So that's points for Jess and Tao. 524 00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:46,990 Brennan and Tao, 525 00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:48,410 more than any other show, 526 00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:51,190 Jess watches The Bachelor. 527 00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:53,120 - That doesn't ring true to me. 528 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,200 - I say that Kate would rather 529 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,740 celebrate something about Jess than attempt 530 00:20:56,740 --> 00:20:58,730 to stump me and Tao, I say this is true. 531 00:20:58,730 --> 00:20:59,800 - I'll go false. 532 00:21:00,662 --> 00:21:02,390 - That is false. 533 00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:03,850 That is a point for Tao. 534 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:07,780 In fact, I understand that Jess watches a lot of Shark Tank. 535 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:09,690 - Yeah. - Yeah. 536 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:12,340 - I'm always in the tank. 537 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:13,683 - Brennan and Jess. 538 00:21:15,294 --> 00:21:19,040 Tao's sideburns get sweaty 539 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,513 when he eats sriracha. 540 00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:25,844 - 100% true. - That's so true. 541 00:21:26,977 --> 00:21:29,240 - It is true. 542 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,780 - The real problem is after. 543 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:32,715 - Yeah, I didn't turn that fact in. 544 00:21:32,715 --> 00:21:34,070 - When you're rushing home. 545 00:21:34,070 --> 00:21:36,409 - That explains the hole in the underwear. 546 00:21:36,409 --> 00:21:37,242 - Yes. 547 00:21:37,242 --> 00:21:38,410 - It's the blast zone. 548 00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:39,243 - Jess and Tao. 549 00:21:40,310 --> 00:21:43,340 Brennan, more than anything else in the world, 550 00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:47,052 wants to be a renowned dungeon master. 551 00:21:47,052 --> 00:21:48,364 - I don't think that's what he wants more 552 00:21:48,364 --> 00:21:49,930 than anything else in the world. 553 00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:52,025 - I also, yeah, I think that is false. 554 00:21:53,308 --> 00:21:54,903 - It is false. 555 00:21:54,903 --> 00:21:58,900 - Brennan wants more than anything in the world 556 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,535 to be a dad. 557 00:22:00,535 --> 00:22:01,920 - Daddy? 558 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,260 - Brennan and Tao, 559 00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:06,450 Jess calls Mario Kart, 560 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,810 Mario Race Cars. 561 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,920 - I think this is false. 562 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,659 I think Jess calls it Mary O'Cart. 563 00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:22,029 - We'll leave pronunciation out of this particular question. 564 00:22:22,029 --> 00:22:23,650 - Okay, then I think this is true. 565 00:22:23,650 --> 00:22:24,936 - I also will say this is true. 566 00:22:26,130 --> 00:22:27,060 - It is. 567 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:29,274 - She probably does call it Mary O's Cars. 568 00:22:29,274 --> 00:22:30,520 - Mary O Race Cars. 569 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,040 - Kate, what does she call the Super Nintendo? 570 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,600 - She calls it the purple and gray system. 571 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,470 Or the purple and gray Nintendo. 572 00:22:37,470 --> 00:22:38,640 - Brennan and Jess. 573 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,110 When Tao was young, he actively tried 574 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:45,020 to get his friends' parents to like him 575 00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:47,184 more than their own children. 576 00:22:50,157 --> 00:22:51,230 - I think that's true. 577 00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:52,616 - I will also say that it's true. 578 00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:55,307 - I needed their approval. 579 00:22:57,030 --> 00:22:58,771 - Like, call me Paolo. 580 00:22:58,771 --> 00:23:00,250 - Call me Paolo! 581 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:01,270 - Jess and Tao, 582 00:23:01,270 --> 00:23:04,800 Brennan cries when old people are voted off 583 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,370 The Great British Baking Show. 584 00:23:07,370 --> 00:23:08,570 - That is true. 585 00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,500 That aligns with what he said makes him cry. 586 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:14,530 Which is people with a brave face during adverse times. 587 00:23:14,530 --> 00:23:15,363 - I'll also say true. 588 00:23:16,196 --> 00:23:18,800 - It is true! 589 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,450 - The old people should be allowed to stay. 590 00:23:22,450 --> 00:23:24,443 - Brennan and Tao. 591 00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:27,760 Jess's difficulties with left and right extend 592 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:32,760 to when she was small, when Dad drove more than Mom, 593 00:23:33,050 --> 00:23:38,050 and so left was a Daddy and right was a Mommy. 594 00:23:40,207 --> 00:23:42,640 - That is 100% true. 595 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:43,473 - I'll say true. 596 00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:45,680 - It is true. 597 00:23:46,630 --> 00:23:49,050 We are down to our last question, 598 00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:51,000 and we have two players tied. 599 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,580 Brennan and Jess, final question of our game. 600 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:58,230 Tao often tell Alexis 601 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:02,614 he could get lost in her eyes. 602 00:24:05,790 --> 00:24:07,390 - Alexis does have very lovely eyes. 603 00:24:07,390 --> 00:24:09,423 I'm gonna say he does say it. It's true. 604 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,900 - So if I say true, best case scenario 605 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:17,350 is me and Jess tie for first place. 606 00:24:17,350 --> 00:24:21,480 If I say false, one of the two of us wins. 607 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,502 I'll say it's true, too. 608 00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:26,160 - No, Alexis. 609 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,912 - In fact Tao does not know what color my eyes are. 610 00:24:30,190 --> 00:24:31,390 Asked me two days ago 611 00:24:31,390 --> 00:24:33,650 after I'd already submitted answers for this, 612 00:24:33,650 --> 00:24:37,601 and also yesterday asked me what color his own eyes were. 613 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:42,833 - Brennan and Jess, you have won Game Changer. 614 00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:44,930 You each win dinner for two 615 00:24:44,930 --> 00:24:47,102 at my favorite restaurant in Los Angeles, 616 00:24:47,102 --> 00:24:49,530 I'm not allowed to say what it is for legal reasons, 617 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:52,270 but trust me, it is in fact my favorite. 618 00:24:52,270 --> 00:24:53,103 - Is this for real? 619 00:24:53,103 --> 00:24:53,936 - For real? - Yep. 620 00:24:53,936 --> 00:24:54,769 Here's the thing. 621 00:24:54,769 --> 00:24:56,470 We've embarrassed all three of you up here today. 622 00:24:56,470 --> 00:24:57,930 And because it really doesn't matter 623 00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:59,290 who wins or loses at this game, 624 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,840 I'm also gonna extend that invitation 625 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,870 to you. 626 00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:04,190 I'm Sam Reich reminding you 627 00:25:04,190 --> 00:25:07,149 that intimacy is nothing more than future blackmail. 628 00:25:07,149 --> 00:25:08,908 Goodnight!