1 00:00:15,575 --> 00:00:18,567 [ Voices Chattering ] 2 00:00:20,179 --> 00:00:22,238 [ Man ] We're all just floating. 3 00:00:28,521 --> 00:00:30,455 [ Kaylee ] You couldn't possibly. 4 00:00:30,523 --> 00:00:32,457 [ Simon ] No. I wish I was lying. 5 00:00:32,525 --> 00:00:35,892 I just,you know, we'd all just made surgeon. 6 00:00:35,962 --> 00:00:38,226 That was it. We were the elite. 7 00:00:38,297 --> 00:00:41,698 - The world was ours, you know. - So you had to be naked? 8 00:00:41,768 --> 00:00:43,702 Naked, yes. 9 00:00:43,770 --> 00:00:48,935 - And on top of the statue of Hippocrates. - [ Laughs ] 10 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:51,909 - Can you just picture me? - What, naked? 11 00:00:51,978 --> 00:00:56,074 Uh, hmm, let's see. I'm gonna have to conjure up, uh-- 12 00:00:56,149 --> 00:00:58,447 Yeah, that's, that's gonna be difficult. 13 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,850 [ Laughing ] 14 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:05,016 - So did the feds come? - There were no feds... 15 00:01:05,091 --> 00:01:07,252 until I started singing. 16 00:01:07,326 --> 00:01:09,453 - Oh, no! - No. This is not-- 17 00:01:09,529 --> 00:01:11,258 What did you sing? 18 00:01:11,330 --> 00:01:13,264 This is not funny. This-- 19 00:01:13,332 --> 00:01:17,359 This is a morality tale about the evils of sake. 20 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:22,936 I would be there right now. 21 00:01:25,511 --> 00:01:27,604 I mean, it was, it was-- 22 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:32,208 It was either that or the national anthem. Reports vary. 23 00:01:32,285 --> 00:01:34,446 [ Kaylee ] You don't remember any of this? 24 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:38,889 I remember talking the feds out of telling my father... 25 00:01:38,958 --> 00:01:41,552 or paying the feds out of telling my father. 26 00:01:41,627 --> 00:01:44,892 - I get fuzzy on the aspects. - [ Kaylee Laughing ] 27 00:01:55,308 --> 00:02:00,177 - So, like, never? - Well, no. 28 00:02:00,246 --> 00:02:02,737 Not ever, never? 29 00:02:02,815 --> 00:02:04,976 Some orders allow shepherds to marry... 30 00:02:05,051 --> 00:02:09,920 but I follow a narrower path. 31 00:02:09,989 --> 00:02:12,787 But I mean, you still got the urge. They don't... 32 00:02:12,859 --> 00:02:14,793 cut it off or nothin'. 33 00:02:14,861 --> 00:02:18,922 No. I'm more or less intact. 34 00:02:18,998 --> 00:02:21,262 I just direct my energy elsewhere. 35 00:02:21,334 --> 00:02:24,497 You mean like masturbatin'? 36 00:02:24,570 --> 00:02:27,630 I hope you're not thinking of taking orders yourself. 37 00:02:27,707 --> 00:02:29,675 [ Laughs ] That'll be the day. 38 00:02:30,743 --> 00:02:33,610 I got stupid. The money was too good. 39 00:02:33,679 --> 00:02:36,807 I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. 40 00:02:36,883 --> 00:02:39,647 So where does that put you? 41 00:02:39,719 --> 00:02:43,553 - [ Laughing ] - Saint Jayne. It's got a ring to it. 42 00:02:43,623 --> 00:02:47,024 I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed. 43 00:02:47,093 --> 00:02:49,960 I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. 44 00:02:50,029 --> 00:02:54,056 - Don't that count upstairs? - Oh, it'll be taken into consideration. 45 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:56,829 You made that sound kind of ominous. 46 00:03:33,406 --> 00:03:35,897 I put out a few waves to some old acquaintances. 47 00:03:35,975 --> 00:03:39,502 I may even be able to find something in New Melbourne if you need the shuttle free. 48 00:03:39,578 --> 00:03:41,512 I'm just gonna be there long enough to pick up cargo. 49 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:43,514 The only thing you're gonna find in New Melbourne... 50 00:03:43,582 --> 00:03:45,550 is fish and fish-related activities... 51 00:03:45,618 --> 00:03:47,552 so unless you got the overwhelming urge to gut sturgeon... 52 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,554 and who hasn't occasionally-- 53 00:03:49,622 --> 00:03:52,557 But it's a layover point for almost every planet this side of the system. 54 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:54,559 I could-- 55 00:03:54,627 --> 00:03:56,561 I just don't wanna draw this out. 56 00:03:56,629 --> 00:03:58,563 Have you decided when you're gonna tell the others? 57 00:03:58,631 --> 00:04:01,327 I-- 58 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,732 No. 59 00:04:03,803 --> 00:04:06,704 - I appreciate your not saying anything. - Well, I don't. 60 00:04:06,772 --> 00:04:09,070 So make up your mind. 61 00:04:09,141 --> 00:04:11,473 I'm a big girl. Just tell me. 62 00:04:11,544 --> 00:04:14,809 None of it means a damn thing. 63 00:04:41,474 --> 00:04:44,637 It's just an object. 64 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:47,008 It doesn't mean what you think. 65 00:04:48,614 --> 00:04:51,208 - You know that's not to be touched. - Stay calm. Stop yelling at her. 66 00:04:51,283 --> 00:04:54,309 [ Mal ] River, sweetheart, you want nothin' to do with that. Put it down. 67 00:04:54,387 --> 00:04:57,322 - Kaylee. - What were you thinking? Where did you get ahold-- 68 00:04:57,390 --> 00:05:00,757 - It was in my hand. - I'm not mad. Just let me-- Thank you. 69 00:05:03,162 --> 00:05:07,394 Fully loaded, safety off. This here is a recipe for unpleasantness. 70 00:05:07,466 --> 00:05:11,129 - Does she understand that? - She understands. 71 00:05:11,203 --> 00:05:13,137 She doesn't comprehend. 72 00:05:13,205 --> 00:05:15,605 Well, I'm glad we've made that distinction. 73 00:05:15,674 --> 00:05:19,007 No touching guns, okay? 74 00:05:19,078 --> 00:05:21,239 No touching. 75 00:05:21,313 --> 00:05:25,306 - River-- - It's getting very, very crowded! 76 00:05:25,384 --> 00:05:27,648 I thought she was on the med. 77 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,654 Her medications are erratic. 78 00:05:29,722 --> 00:05:33,055 There's not one that her system can't eventually break down and-- 79 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:36,856 When I want a lot of medical jargon, I'll talk to a doctor. 80 00:05:36,929 --> 00:05:39,454 You are talking to a doctor. 81 00:05:39,532 --> 00:05:43,332 Yeah, okay. My point is it could've been you she might've shot just then-- 82 00:05:43,402 --> 00:05:45,370 the doctor, as you just made note of. 83 00:05:45,438 --> 00:05:49,465 And who exactly could fix you? Not nobody. 84 00:05:49,542 --> 00:05:52,170 We're deep in space, corner of No and Where. 85 00:05:52,244 --> 00:05:54,712 You take extra care with her... 86 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:56,771 'cause we're very much alone out here. 87 00:06:05,658 --> 00:06:08,559 ~ Take my love, take my land ~ 88 00:06:08,627 --> 00:06:11,926 ~ Take me where I cannot stand ~ 89 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:14,761 ~ I don't care, I'm still free ~ 90 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:19,032 ~ You can't take the sky from me ~ 91 00:06:19,105 --> 00:06:21,699 ~ Take me out to the black ~ 92 00:06:21,774 --> 00:06:24,334 ~ Tell them I ain't comin'back ~ 93 00:06:25,478 --> 00:06:28,106 ~ Burn the land and boil the sea ~ 94 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:31,877 ~ You can't take the sky from me ~ 95 00:06:40,759 --> 00:06:43,489 ~ There's no place I can be ~ 96 00:06:43,562 --> 00:06:46,895 ~ Since I've found serenity ~ 97 00:06:46,966 --> 00:06:50,458 ~ But you can't take the sky from me ~~ 98 00:07:25,504 --> 00:07:29,531 Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? 99 00:07:29,608 --> 00:07:31,906 Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. 100 00:07:31,977 --> 00:07:34,445 - It's a toss-up. - I hope she does the soup thing. 101 00:07:34,513 --> 00:07:37,175 It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it. 102 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:41,379 - Poor kid. - Yeah. She's definitely got-- 103 00:07:41,453 --> 00:07:43,853 - Funny. - Something wrong? 104 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:46,118 I'm just getting a weird heat bounce off our wake. 105 00:07:46,192 --> 00:07:48,683 - Engine flux? - Sensors probably got turned around. 106 00:07:48,761 --> 00:07:52,219 Those lockers are sealed. Only way she can get in there is if she knows the combination. 107 00:07:52,298 --> 00:07:54,391 I don't leave my guns around, Mal, and I don't leave 'em loaded. 108 00:07:54,466 --> 00:07:56,627 Well, somehow, she got her hands on your hardware. 109 00:07:56,702 --> 00:07:59,500 Now, supposing she took up something with hull-piercing bullets. 110 00:07:59,572 --> 00:08:02,837 Bullets are soft lead, Mal. Even Vera could barely breach the hull. 111 00:08:02,908 --> 00:08:04,933 She's the best I got. 112 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:08,070 Anyhow, let's move this conversation in a "notJayne's fault" direction. 113 00:08:08,147 --> 00:08:11,446 I didn't make her crazy. Hell, I didn't even want her on the ship. 114 00:08:12,918 --> 00:08:16,183 Is that the direction you want this conversation to go in? 115 00:08:16,255 --> 00:08:18,815 Just don't want to take a lashing for something I ain't the cause of. 116 00:08:18,891 --> 00:08:20,586 [ Zoe ] Where's River at now? 117 00:08:20,659 --> 00:08:24,117 In her room, which I'm thinking we bolt from the outside from now on. 118 00:08:24,196 --> 00:08:26,289 That's a little extreme, isn't it? 119 00:08:26,365 --> 00:08:30,165 - Anybody remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife? - Wacky fun. 120 00:08:30,236 --> 00:08:33,205 - You wanna go, little man? - Only if it's someplace with candlelight. 121 00:08:33,272 --> 00:08:35,502 Sir, I know she's unpredictable, but I don't think she'd harm anyone. 122 00:08:35,574 --> 00:08:38,475 - [Jayne ] Butcher's knife. - Anyone we can't spare. 123 00:08:38,544 --> 00:08:40,842 As far as we know, the girl's never even picked up a gun before. 124 00:08:40,913 --> 00:08:43,814 [ Kaylee ] That ain't so. 125 00:08:45,384 --> 00:08:48,945 Kaylee,you got somethin'to say? 126 00:09:55,854 --> 00:09:59,950 [ Mal ] Okay, Kaylee, why don't you speak your piece? 127 00:10:00,025 --> 00:10:03,517 It was when the captain and Wash got took by Niska. 128 00:10:03,595 --> 00:10:06,792 I ain't likely to forget that anytime soon. 129 00:10:06,865 --> 00:10:10,562 Well, we all went in-- me too-- 130 00:10:10,636 --> 00:10:12,729 Didn't make much account of myself, I'm afraid. 131 00:10:12,805 --> 00:10:16,138 I got no problem with the notion of you not killing nobody, Kaylee. 132 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:18,768 What's this got to do with River? She wasn't even in that fight. 133 00:10:18,844 --> 00:10:22,575 Well, no, she was. I got pinned down... 134 00:10:22,648 --> 00:10:26,379 and there were three guys and I couldn't-- 135 00:10:28,987 --> 00:10:31,353 And then River comes up. 136 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:34,449 She looks out, sees 'em all-- 137 00:10:34,526 --> 00:10:37,461 And they was spread out, you know, had some cover. 138 00:10:37,529 --> 00:10:43,229 She-- She only looked for a second and... took my gun... 139 00:10:43,302 --> 00:10:45,566 closed her eyes... 140 00:10:45,637 --> 00:10:48,071 killed 'em. 141 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:54,042 - She shot them? - All three. 142 00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:57,276 Dead. In an instant. With her eyes still closed. 143 00:10:57,349 --> 00:10:59,283 That's-- [ Chinese ]. You saw it wrong. 144 00:10:59,351 --> 00:11:03,754 Not a jot. And it weren't auto fire or luck. 145 00:11:03,822 --> 00:11:05,346 She just-- 146 00:11:05,424 --> 00:11:10,657 - She just did the math. - You understand how that sounds? 147 00:11:10,729 --> 00:11:13,527 What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been? 148 00:11:13,599 --> 00:11:17,535 You couldn't have done it, Jayne, nor you, Cap'n. 149 00:11:17,603 --> 00:11:19,798 Nobody can shoot like that that's a person. 150 00:11:21,173 --> 00:11:23,164 So River's not a person. 151 00:11:24,443 --> 00:11:26,741 [ Kaylee ] Oh, please don't be mad. 152 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,747 [ Simon ] I just want to understand what you're saying here. 153 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:32,306 - I thought River was your friend. - She is. 154 00:11:32,384 --> 00:11:35,547 But, Simon, the way she-- 155 00:11:35,621 --> 00:11:38,385 Right after, she looked at me and... 156 00:11:38,457 --> 00:11:40,948 she smiled... 157 00:11:41,026 --> 00:11:43,517 like nothing was wrong. 158 00:11:43,595 --> 00:11:46,359 Like we were playing. 159 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,727 Scared me. 160 00:11:51,303 --> 00:11:53,965 Could be she saved your life, Kaylee. 161 00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:56,473 Oh, I'm all aware of that, and I'm not saying-- 162 00:11:56,542 --> 00:12:00,000 She probably didn't even know what was going on. Thought it was a game. 163 00:12:00,078 --> 00:12:02,672 Later on you can explain to me how that's a comfort. 164 00:12:02,748 --> 00:12:05,273 Might have to use some of that math we've been hearing about. 165 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:09,810 What we got here to deal with is the larger issue, and that larger issue is... 166 00:12:09,888 --> 00:12:14,552 we got someone on board this ship might be a danger to us. 167 00:12:14,626 --> 00:12:16,594 Ain't a question of whether we like her. 168 00:12:16,662 --> 00:12:18,755 Some of us have grown attached to River. 169 00:12:18,831 --> 00:12:21,026 Kaylee, I know you have, or you would've spoken up sooner... 170 00:12:21,099 --> 00:12:23,465 which, by the by, you should have. 171 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:26,163 I find River pleasant enough myself... 172 00:12:26,238 --> 00:12:28,502 but she does have an oddness to her. 173 00:12:28,574 --> 00:12:32,670 And I ain'tjust talking about her proficiency with firearms. 174 00:12:32,744 --> 00:12:37,841 Girl knows things-- things she shouldn't, things she couldn't. 175 00:12:37,916 --> 00:12:40,180 What, are you saying she's a witch? 176 00:12:40,252 --> 00:12:42,447 Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. 177 00:12:42,521 --> 00:12:47,254 - She has had congress with the beast. - She's in Congress? 178 00:12:47,326 --> 00:12:50,557 How did your brain even learn human speech? 179 00:12:50,629 --> 00:12:54,565 - I'm just so curious. - [ Speaking Chinese ] 180 00:12:54,633 --> 00:12:58,125 This isn't a joking matter. This is about our lives and River's. 181 00:12:58,203 --> 00:13:01,366 [ Mal ] Thank you. 182 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,034 She's deeply intuitive. 183 00:13:04,109 --> 00:13:06,600 It's true that sometimes-- 184 00:13:06,678 --> 00:13:08,646 I don't think she's intuitive. I think she's a reader. 185 00:13:08,714 --> 00:13:12,480 - Psychic? - Is that even remotely possible? 186 00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:14,746 You tell me. 187 00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:18,654 You've been studying what they've done to her. 188 00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:20,658 They've, uh-- 189 00:13:20,726 --> 00:13:24,628 They definitely altered the way she reacts to things, even the way she perceives. 190 00:13:24,696 --> 00:13:26,323 - But I'm not-- - Psychic, though? 191 00:13:26,398 --> 00:13:28,798 That sounds like something out of science fiction. 192 00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:32,064 - We live in a spaceship, dear. - So? 193 00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:35,595 Whoa. Back up a sec. Are you saying she really reads minds? 194 00:13:35,674 --> 00:13:37,471 [ Mal ] Or near enough. 195 00:13:37,543 --> 00:13:40,808 - Am I alone thinking along these lines? - No. 196 00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:45,077 Well, I don't like the idea of someone hearing what I'm thinking. 197 00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:47,778 No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking. 198 00:13:47,853 --> 00:13:50,083 The Alliance could have any number of uses for a psychic. 199 00:13:50,155 --> 00:13:52,953 A psychic... or an assassin. 200 00:13:54,359 --> 00:13:57,920 She's just a kid. 201 00:13:57,996 --> 00:14:01,932 And she just wants to be... a kid. 202 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,833 I wish it were that simple. 203 00:14:04,903 --> 00:14:06,996 Yeah, and if wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak. 204 00:14:07,072 --> 00:14:09,506 What do we plan to do about this? 205 00:14:09,575 --> 00:14:11,805 Well, that's the question. 206 00:14:11,877 --> 00:14:15,938 I don't think she'd ever hurt any of us. 207 00:14:16,014 --> 00:14:18,278 Maybe you're right. 208 00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:23,721 I ain't gonna make a decision on anything till I thought on it awhile. 209 00:14:23,789 --> 00:14:25,848 It's late. 210 00:14:27,859 --> 00:14:29,554 Let's get some rest. 211 00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:37,762 - Simon-- - I gotta go check on my assassin. 212 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,327 Oh, please don't be mad. I had to say something. 213 00:14:40,405 --> 00:14:42,965 I'm not mad at you. 214 00:14:44,476 --> 00:14:46,410 I just, uh-- 215 00:14:48,046 --> 00:14:49,996 She loves this ship. 216 00:14:51,564 --> 00:14:54,692 I think it's more home to her than any place she's been. 217 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:59,501 Wh-What about you? 218 00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:03,534 I mean, I-- 219 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,942 I thought the hospital was home. 220 00:15:07,914 --> 00:15:10,542 I was really making a difference there and-- 221 00:15:10,617 --> 00:15:14,212 and embarrassingly large stacks of money... 222 00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:17,154 and I could've-- 223 00:15:18,992 --> 00:15:22,223 I would be there right now, if she hadn't-- 224 00:15:24,063 --> 00:15:27,123 if-- if they had just left her alone. 225 00:15:31,004 --> 00:15:33,472 Is it so bad here? 226 00:15:35,675 --> 00:15:40,271 - I don't even know if the captain will let us-- - No. I mean... 227 00:15:40,346 --> 00:15:45,147 isn't there anything about this place you're glad of? 228 00:15:57,030 --> 00:16:00,022 Good night, you two. 229 00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:06,931 - I, uh-- - Don't. Yeah, I-- 230 00:16:07,006 --> 00:16:09,406 Good night. 231 00:16:09,475 --> 00:16:12,569 Don't let the space bugs bite. 232 00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:18,973 [ Sighs ] Space bugs. 233 00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:05,564 [ Air Hissing ] 234 00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:09,668 [ Cocks Gun ] 235 00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:24,942 [ Locking ] 236 00:18:33,252 --> 00:18:35,948 [ Door Unlocks ] 237 00:18:38,324 --> 00:18:40,258 [ Metal Creaks ] 238 00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:45,830 River? 239 00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:50,427 [ Metal Creaking ] 240 00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:55,674 River? 241 00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:03,915 [ Yelps ] 242 00:19:05,485 --> 00:19:07,419 I like this ship. 243 00:19:07,487 --> 00:19:11,787 Serenity. She's good-looking. 244 00:19:13,493 --> 00:19:16,690 H-How did you... get on? 245 00:19:16,763 --> 00:19:19,027 Strains the mind a bit, don't it? 246 00:19:19,098 --> 00:19:21,032 You think you're all alone. 247 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:24,536 Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. 248 00:19:24,604 --> 00:19:28,802 Bring presents to the good girls and boys. 249 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,275 Maybe not, though. 250 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,938 Maybe I've always been here. 251 00:19:34,013 --> 00:19:36,538 What do you want? 252 00:19:36,616 --> 00:19:39,710 [ Machinery Whirring ] 253 00:19:39,786 --> 00:19:43,552 That's her beating heart, isn't it? 254 00:19:43,623 --> 00:19:46,615 Pull off any one of a thousand parts, she'll just die. 255 00:19:46,692 --> 00:19:49,923 Such a slender thread. 256 00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:53,331 You ever been raped? 257 00:19:57,837 --> 00:20:00,863 The captain is right down that hallway. He can hear you. 258 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:02,874 The captain's locked in his quarters. 259 00:20:02,942 --> 00:20:05,968 They all are. 260 00:20:06,045 --> 00:20:11,347 There's nobody can help you. Say it. 261 00:20:13,553 --> 00:20:15,578 There's-- 262 00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:18,886 There's nobody can help me. 263 00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:20,892 I'm gonna tie you up now. 264 00:20:22,762 --> 00:20:25,196 And you know what I'm gonna do then? 265 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,159 I'm gonna give you a present. 266 00:20:29,235 --> 00:20:32,227 Get rid of a problem you've got. 267 00:20:32,305 --> 00:20:36,935 And I won't touch you in any wrong fashion, nor hurt you at all... 268 00:20:37,009 --> 00:20:40,172 unless you make some kind of ruckus. 269 00:20:40,246 --> 00:20:44,615 You throw a monkey wrench into my dealings in any way... 270 00:20:44,684 --> 00:20:46,675 your body is forfeit. 271 00:20:48,721 --> 00:20:51,087 Ain't nothing but a body to me... 272 00:20:51,157 --> 00:20:56,527 and I can find all unseemly manner of use for it. 273 00:20:56,596 --> 00:20:58,530 Do you understand? 274 00:20:58,598 --> 00:21:00,862 Yes. 275 00:21:03,236 --> 00:21:08,071 - Turn around and put your hands behind your back. - [ Whimpering ] 276 00:21:13,546 --> 00:21:16,777 Now tell me, Kaylee. 277 00:21:16,849 --> 00:21:19,147 Where does River sleep? 278 00:21:31,731 --> 00:21:34,063 Hello? 279 00:21:39,071 --> 00:21:41,005 [ Thud ] 280 00:22:05,865 --> 00:22:07,799 River? 281 00:22:19,946 --> 00:22:21,880 [ Cocks Gun ] 282 00:22:24,016 --> 00:22:29,386 Dr. Tam, why don't you sit yourself down? 283 00:22:29,455 --> 00:22:31,389 Rather die standing. 284 00:22:31,457 --> 00:22:34,517 Well, the intention is not for you to die. 285 00:22:34,594 --> 00:22:40,396 The warrant doesn't specify any particular need for you to be alive, but-- 286 00:22:47,373 --> 00:22:49,864 Where's your sister? 287 00:22:49,942 --> 00:22:52,843 - Are you Alliance? - Am I a lion? 288 00:22:52,912 --> 00:22:56,848 - What? - I don't think of myself as a lion. 289 00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:59,976 You might as well, though. I have a mighty roar. 290 00:23:00,052 --> 00:23:02,316 I said ''Alliance.'' 291 00:23:02,388 --> 00:23:04,379 Oh. I thought-- 292 00:23:04,457 --> 00:23:06,687 - No, I was-- - That's weird. 293 00:23:09,195 --> 00:23:12,687 - Where's your sister? - I don't know. Who do you work for? 294 00:23:12,765 --> 00:23:15,529 - This is her room. - Yes. 295 00:23:15,601 --> 00:23:18,331 - It's empty. - I know. 296 00:23:18,404 --> 00:23:21,237 So is it still her room when it's empty? 297 00:23:21,307 --> 00:23:24,037 Does the room, the thing, have purpose? 298 00:23:24,110 --> 00:23:26,237 Or do we-- 299 00:23:26,312 --> 00:23:28,405 What's the word? 300 00:23:28,481 --> 00:23:30,415 I really can't help you. 301 00:23:30,483 --> 00:23:33,418 The plan is to take your sister... 302 00:23:33,486 --> 00:23:36,284 get the reward, which is substantial. 303 00:23:36,355 --> 00:23:40,792 - "Imbue." That's the word. - So you're a bounty hunter. 304 00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:45,627 - No. That ain't it at all. - Then what are you? 305 00:23:45,698 --> 00:23:47,723 I'm a bounty hunter. 306 00:23:49,502 --> 00:23:52,528 I'm named Early. 307 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:55,699 I'm known to some. 308 00:23:55,775 --> 00:23:58,266 Been tracking you since the feds were tipped off on Ariel. 309 00:24:00,379 --> 00:24:03,246 - She sleep with anybody? - River? 310 00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:05,910 Yeah. She grapple with any of the crew? 311 00:24:05,985 --> 00:24:08,419 - Might be in their quarters? - No. 312 00:24:08,487 --> 00:24:11,149 Maybe she does, and you don't know about it. 313 00:24:11,223 --> 00:24:15,717 This is insane. I'm not gonna help you find her, in any case. 314 00:24:15,795 --> 00:24:17,990 [ Sighs ] 315 00:24:19,598 --> 00:24:21,725 I think this is very pretty. 316 00:24:23,002 --> 00:24:24,833 I like the weight of it. 317 00:24:24,904 --> 00:24:28,101 I thought the intention was not to kill me. 318 00:24:28,174 --> 00:24:32,611 No. You're missing the point. 319 00:24:32,678 --> 00:24:38,514 The design of the thing... is functional. 320 00:24:40,820 --> 00:24:43,687 The plan is not to shoot you. 321 00:24:43,756 --> 00:24:45,849 The plan is to get the girl. 322 00:24:45,925 --> 00:24:50,988 If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room. 323 00:24:52,698 --> 00:24:55,132 You are gonna help me look for her. 324 00:24:55,201 --> 00:24:59,433 I don't think my last act in this 'verse is gonna be betraying my sister. 325 00:24:59,505 --> 00:25:02,736 You're gonna help me. 326 00:25:02,808 --> 00:25:06,266 'Cause every second you're with me is a chance to turn the tables... 327 00:25:06,345 --> 00:25:08,711 get the better of me. 328 00:25:08,781 --> 00:25:14,276 Maybe you'll find your moment. Maybe I'll slip. Or... 329 00:25:14,353 --> 00:25:18,517 you refuse to help me, I shoot your brain out... 330 00:25:18,591 --> 00:25:21,219 and I go upstairs and spend some time violating... 331 00:25:21,293 --> 00:25:24,694 the little mechanic I got trussed up in the engine room. 332 00:25:24,764 --> 00:25:26,698 I take no pleasure in the thought... 333 00:25:26,766 --> 00:25:30,463 but she will die weeping if you cross me. 334 00:25:31,904 --> 00:25:33,838 You're out of your mind. 335 00:25:34,974 --> 00:25:36,908 That's between me and my mind. 336 00:25:36,976 --> 00:25:38,910 Let's start with these rooms. 337 00:25:44,150 --> 00:25:46,675 [ Early ] He's not killed. 338 00:25:46,752 --> 00:25:49,084 Be a while before he comes to, but he'll mend. 339 00:25:49,155 --> 00:25:53,023 And which part of your plan dictated the necessity of beating up a shepherd? 340 00:25:53,092 --> 00:25:55,686 That ain't a shepherd. 341 00:26:00,633 --> 00:26:02,863 She wouldn't come in here anyway. She hates this room. 342 00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:08,271 You see, Early, the people you're planning to sell her to... 343 00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:12,367 cut up her brain in a lab like this. 344 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:15,175 Tortured her. A teenaged girl. 345 00:26:15,247 --> 00:26:17,909 Not some bandit on a murder run. Just an innocent-- 346 00:26:17,983 --> 00:26:21,180 - You ever been shot? - No. 347 00:26:21,253 --> 00:26:26,247 You ought to be shot... or stabbed. 348 00:26:26,325 --> 00:26:30,955 Lose a leg. To be a surgeon, you know? 349 00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:33,828 Know what kind of pain you're dealing with. 350 00:26:33,899 --> 00:26:38,427 They make psychiatrists get psychoanalyzed before they can get certified... 351 00:26:38,504 --> 00:26:40,802 but they don't make a surgeon get cut on. 352 00:26:40,873 --> 00:26:42,807 That seem right to you? 353 00:26:57,857 --> 00:26:59,791 Come on out, River. 354 00:26:59,859 --> 00:27:05,263 - The nice man wants to kidnap you. - Shh! 355 00:27:05,331 --> 00:27:08,391 I like the way the walls go out. 356 00:27:08,467 --> 00:27:11,334 Gives you an open feeling. 357 00:27:12,838 --> 00:27:16,740 Firefly's a good design. 358 00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:20,074 People don't appreciate the substance of things. 359 00:27:20,145 --> 00:27:22,238 Objects in space. 360 00:27:23,382 --> 00:27:26,681 People miss out on what's solid. 361 00:27:29,989 --> 00:27:33,481 It's not your moment, Doctor. 362 00:27:36,362 --> 00:27:40,594 - Is that the Companion shuttle? - Yes. 363 00:27:41,934 --> 00:27:46,496 We'll try the empty first. Then we'll pay her a visit. 364 00:27:49,441 --> 00:27:52,103 Her room's not saying a damn thing. 365 00:27:57,683 --> 00:28:00,379 Hold it. 366 00:28:15,401 --> 00:28:17,892 This is pointless, you know that? 367 00:28:17,970 --> 00:28:21,872 Two hundred thousand seems fairly pointed to me. 368 00:28:21,941 --> 00:28:24,705 Money like that, I could retire. 369 00:28:24,777 --> 00:28:26,711 Not that I would. 370 00:28:28,013 --> 00:28:29,947 What's life without work? 371 00:28:30,015 --> 00:28:32,006 Serenity's a smuggling ship. 372 00:28:32,084 --> 00:28:34,644 I've been here a year. I couldn't name all the places she might hide. 373 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:38,315 I don't have a year. 374 00:28:38,390 --> 00:28:40,324 Your sister's becoming a real annoyance. 375 00:28:40,392 --> 00:28:42,326 I feel for you. 376 00:28:50,769 --> 00:28:53,067 I'm not gonna waste my time threatening you... 377 00:28:53,138 --> 00:28:55,436 'cause I think you believe I will kill people... 378 00:28:55,507 --> 00:28:57,600 if someone upsets my plan. 379 00:28:57,676 --> 00:28:59,769 I'm gonna seal you in, though. 380 00:28:59,845 --> 00:29:02,405 You just sit. 381 00:29:02,481 --> 00:29:06,440 You can still walk away from this. I know you're tired. 382 00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:11,556 Don't go visiting my intentions. 383 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,294 Don't ever. 384 00:29:21,033 --> 00:29:23,399 Man is stronger by far than woman... 385 00:29:23,469 --> 00:29:26,267 yet only woman can create a child. 386 00:29:26,338 --> 00:29:28,397 Does that seem right to you? 387 00:29:28,474 --> 00:29:30,567 [ Door Closes ] 388 00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:34,977 All right. That's all the hide-and-seek I got time for. 389 00:29:35,047 --> 00:29:37,777 [ Early ] I know you're on this ship, little girl... 390 00:29:37,850 --> 00:29:41,650 so here's how this goes. 391 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,654 You show yourself. We finish this exchange... 392 00:29:43,722 --> 00:29:46,122 or your brother's brains will be flying every which-a-way. 393 00:29:46,191 --> 00:29:49,627 You understand. I'm sort of on the clock here. It's frustrating. 394 00:29:49,695 --> 00:29:51,593 [ River's Voice ] You're wrong, Early. 395 00:29:53,528 --> 00:29:56,258 I'm not wrong, dumpling. I will shoot your brother dead if you don't-- 396 00:29:56,331 --> 00:29:58,322 Wrong about River. 397 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,334 River's not on the ship. 398 00:30:00,402 --> 00:30:03,565 They didn't want her here... 399 00:30:03,638 --> 00:30:06,300 but she couldn't make herself leave. 400 00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:10,209 So she melted. Melted away. 401 00:30:11,813 --> 00:30:15,249 They didn't know she could do that, but she did. 402 00:30:17,452 --> 00:30:19,852 [ Early ] I'm not sure I take your meaning there. 403 00:30:21,556 --> 00:30:24,423 I'm not on the ship. 404 00:30:24,493 --> 00:30:26,586 I'm in the ship. 405 00:30:28,897 --> 00:30:30,865 I am the ship. 406 00:30:32,501 --> 00:30:36,164 - River-- - River's gone. 407 00:30:36,238 --> 00:30:40,072 Then who exactly are we talking to? 408 00:30:40,142 --> 00:30:43,339 You're talking to Serenity. 409 00:30:43,412 --> 00:30:48,873 And, Early, Serenity is very unhappy. 410 00:31:03,465 --> 00:31:05,865 [ River ] Kaylee. 411 00:31:07,369 --> 00:31:11,567 - River. - You're afraid. 412 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,803 He tied me up. 413 00:31:14,876 --> 00:31:18,277 - I don't know where he came from. - It's okay. 414 00:31:18,346 --> 00:31:21,213 You're gonna be okay. 415 00:31:21,283 --> 00:31:25,014 I told him where you were. 416 00:31:25,086 --> 00:31:27,850 I'm sorry. I didn't know what else to do. 417 00:31:27,923 --> 00:31:31,859 - I-- - Shh. I'm fine. 418 00:31:31,927 --> 00:31:35,192 But I need you to do something for me. 419 00:31:35,263 --> 00:31:37,197 Gotta be brave. 420 00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:41,001 I'm tied up. I-I can't. 421 00:31:41,069 --> 00:31:44,368 Got tools. Something sharp. 422 00:31:44,439 --> 00:31:47,306 Don't be scared. 423 00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:49,309 I'm right here. 424 00:31:53,081 --> 00:31:55,015 Where'd she go? 425 00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:58,644 I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship. 426 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,245 - Don't look at me. - That's some nonsensical crap. 427 00:32:01,323 --> 00:32:04,588 Ain't nobody can do that. You're somewhere on this boat. 428 00:32:04,659 --> 00:32:07,150 Somewhere with a com, playing games. 429 00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:11,188 [ River Giggling ] 430 00:32:11,266 --> 00:32:14,827 That's somewhat unsettling. 431 00:32:14,903 --> 00:32:20,102 Early. Mr.Jubal Early, bounty hunter. 432 00:32:20,175 --> 00:32:22,109 May I call you "Jubal"? 433 00:32:22,177 --> 00:32:24,111 Ain't nobody calls me that. 434 00:32:24,179 --> 00:32:25,806 Your mother does. 435 00:32:25,881 --> 00:32:29,578 I'm sorry. Did. 436 00:32:29,651 --> 00:32:31,585 She's gone now. 437 00:32:31,653 --> 00:32:34,588 Is that supposed to scare me, bringing up my mother? 438 00:32:34,656 --> 00:32:36,988 You're a liar. 439 00:32:37,058 --> 00:32:39,618 I don't think your intentions are honorable. 440 00:32:39,694 --> 00:32:42,686 Well, no. I'm a bounty hunter. 441 00:32:42,764 --> 00:32:46,029 It's not generally considered honorable, so much as-- 442 00:32:46,101 --> 00:32:50,037 - I live by a code, though, which I think is worth-- - You hurt people. 443 00:32:50,105 --> 00:32:52,539 Only when the job requires it. 444 00:32:52,607 --> 00:32:55,906 Wrong. You're a bad liar. 445 00:32:55,977 --> 00:33:00,641 You crawl inside me uninvited, and you hurt my crew. I see everything that passes-- 446 00:33:00,715 --> 00:33:03,513 I only hurt people 'cause they keep getting in the way of me finding you. 447 00:33:03,585 --> 00:33:05,576 Tell her. 448 00:33:05,654 --> 00:33:09,021 - What am I, your advocate? - You are, starting now. 449 00:33:11,192 --> 00:33:15,060 He's really very gentle and fuzzy. 450 00:33:15,130 --> 00:33:18,759 - We're becoming fast friends. - [ River Giggling ] 451 00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:21,233 You folks are all insane. 452 00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:26,434 Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood. 453 00:33:26,508 --> 00:33:31,002 Doesn't anybody care that I have a finely crafted gun pointed at this boy's head? 454 00:33:31,079 --> 00:33:33,013 I care. 455 00:33:33,081 --> 00:33:36,244 Then you gonna come out and stop me from doing what I don't want to? 456 00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,252 You gonna be smart here, River? 457 00:33:41,489 --> 00:33:43,423 River? 458 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,694 Serenity? 459 00:33:47,762 --> 00:33:50,060 [ Groans ] 460 00:33:50,131 --> 00:33:52,725 What the hell's going on here? 461 00:33:52,801 --> 00:33:55,668 [ River ] I need you to do me a favor, Captain. 462 00:33:55,737 --> 00:33:58,729 There was a guy. He's very blurry. 463 00:33:58,807 --> 00:34:01,367 You gotta be careful. [ Groans ] 464 00:34:01,443 --> 00:34:03,377 How come there's a guy on board... 465 00:34:03,445 --> 00:34:05,709 and how come you're all of a sudden the ship? 466 00:34:05,780 --> 00:34:08,977 - I know you have questions. - That would be why I just asked them. 467 00:34:09,050 --> 00:34:11,245 But there isn't a lot of time, Captain. 468 00:34:11,319 --> 00:34:13,310 I need you to trust me. 469 00:34:13,388 --> 00:34:17,449 - I'm not dreaming? - We all are. 470 00:34:17,525 --> 00:34:19,459 Don't make faces. 471 00:34:22,464 --> 00:34:24,398 [ River ] Are you ready? 472 00:34:35,577 --> 00:34:37,511 [ Early ] I just have to think here. 473 00:34:37,579 --> 00:34:40,480 These older models have locators at all? 474 00:34:40,548 --> 00:34:42,516 Won't help. 475 00:34:44,819 --> 00:34:47,287 You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget... 476 00:34:47,355 --> 00:34:49,823 this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport... 477 00:34:49,891 --> 00:34:51,825 yet by far the most troublesome. 478 00:34:51,893 --> 00:34:55,989 - Does that seem right to you? - What'd he do? 479 00:34:56,064 --> 00:34:58,624 - Who? - The midget. 480 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,998 Arson. 481 00:35:01,069 --> 00:35:04,129 The little man loved fire. 482 00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:26,360 I can take this guy out. 483 00:35:26,428 --> 00:35:29,158 [ River ] He's faster than you. All of you. 484 00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:32,097 - And he's wearing armor. - What about his face? 485 00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:35,830 - Is his face wearing armor? - No touching guns. 486 00:35:37,205 --> 00:35:39,901 It's soon now. Are you ready? 487 00:35:39,974 --> 00:35:43,501 - How do you know what this guy's gonna do? - I'm very close to him. 488 00:35:43,578 --> 00:35:45,842 - He doesn't even see it. - Okay, but-- 489 00:35:45,914 --> 00:35:47,848 Go now. 490 00:35:53,421 --> 00:35:56,754 [ River ] You're not welcome here anymore, Early. 491 00:35:56,825 --> 00:35:58,759 Do you think I'm gonna leave here empty-handed? 492 00:35:58,827 --> 00:36:01,057 I know it. 493 00:36:01,129 --> 00:36:04,462 Yeah, well, you know me real well. 494 00:36:04,532 --> 00:36:07,831 Wish I didn't. You like to hurt folk. 495 00:36:09,237 --> 00:36:11,364 It's part of the job. 496 00:36:11,439 --> 00:36:14,374 It's why you took the job. 497 00:36:14,442 --> 00:36:19,505 Power. Control. Pain. 498 00:36:19,581 --> 00:36:22,948 Your mother knew. 499 00:36:23,017 --> 00:36:26,214 Sadness in her when she waved good-bye. 500 00:36:26,287 --> 00:36:28,653 She's relieved. 501 00:36:28,723 --> 00:36:33,285 Saw darkness in you. You're not well. 502 00:36:33,361 --> 00:36:36,057 You'll be wanting to shut up now. 503 00:36:36,131 --> 00:36:39,692 Big golden retriever sitting on the lawn. 504 00:36:39,768 --> 00:36:43,864 Never took to you, smelling you. 505 00:36:43,938 --> 00:36:47,101 The neighbor's pet. 506 00:36:47,175 --> 00:36:49,609 You did things to him. 507 00:36:49,677 --> 00:36:52,475 Cleaned up after. 508 00:36:52,547 --> 00:36:55,516 Shined and polished. 509 00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:59,485 Everything in here gleams. 510 00:36:59,554 --> 00:37:02,421 Well, I'll be a son of a whore. 511 00:37:02,490 --> 00:37:05,482 You're not in my gorram mind. You're on my gorram ship! 512 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:10,156 [ Laughing ] 513 00:37:10,231 --> 00:37:13,667 It's very interesting, all these buttons. 514 00:37:13,735 --> 00:37:17,466 Okay! We're not touching those, okay? 515 00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:19,939 - How the hell did she get on my ship? - Put the gun away. 516 00:37:20,008 --> 00:37:23,569 Okay. I'm putting it away. 517 00:37:23,645 --> 00:37:27,945 No, he's not. 518 00:37:28,016 --> 00:37:32,350 I'm putting it away because we're all reasonable people. 519 00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:34,650 Don't want to be doing anything rash... 520 00:37:34,722 --> 00:37:36,690 fiddling with any dials. 521 00:37:36,758 --> 00:37:39,158 You're not right, Early. 522 00:37:40,528 --> 00:37:43,361 You're not righteous. You've got issues. 523 00:37:43,431 --> 00:37:46,264 No. Or yes. 524 00:37:46,334 --> 00:37:49,826 I could have that. You might have me figured out then. 525 00:37:49,904 --> 00:37:52,771 Good job. I'm not a hundred percent. 526 00:37:52,841 --> 00:37:57,642 - You talk too much. - I'm flawed in that way. I sometimes go on. 527 00:37:57,712 --> 00:38:00,306 - It's been said-- - It's okay, Early. 528 00:38:01,716 --> 00:38:05,812 - I'm going with you. - River, what are you-- 529 00:38:07,188 --> 00:38:10,954 Don't belong. Dangerous like you. 530 00:38:12,627 --> 00:38:15,027 Can't be controlled. 531 00:38:15,096 --> 00:38:17,155 Can't be trusted. 532 00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:22,969 Everyone could just go on without me and not just have to worry. 533 00:38:24,505 --> 00:38:27,668 People could be what they wanted to be... 534 00:38:27,742 --> 00:38:31,803 could be with the people they wanted. 535 00:38:32,947 --> 00:38:35,177 Could live simple. 536 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:37,878 No secrets. 537 00:38:39,287 --> 00:38:43,587 - No. - I'll be fine. 538 00:38:46,294 --> 00:38:50,754 I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early... 539 00:38:50,832 --> 00:38:53,198 and I'll just fade away. 540 00:38:55,003 --> 00:38:59,667 Well, finally something goes according to-- 541 00:39:01,442 --> 00:39:02,909 Simon? 542 00:39:06,748 --> 00:39:07,680 [ Screams ] 543 00:39:16,424 --> 00:39:19,689 See? That's what it feels like. 544 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,728 Just hang tight, darlin'. Early's on the move. 545 00:39:51,192 --> 00:39:54,093 [ River ] Shh. It's okay. 546 00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:11,235 You made the right move, darlin'. 547 00:40:11,312 --> 00:40:14,145 Best for you to go on with ol' Early. 548 00:40:15,650 --> 00:40:18,744 You think so? Some of us feel differently. 549 00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:51,776 Permission to come aboard? 550 00:40:52,954 --> 00:40:55,787 You know, you ain't quite right. 551 00:40:57,392 --> 00:40:59,519 It's the popular theory. 552 00:40:59,594 --> 00:41:01,824 Go on, get in there. 553 00:41:01,896 --> 00:41:04,330 Give your brother a thrashing for messing up your plan. 554 00:41:04,399 --> 00:41:07,197 He takes so much looking after. 555 00:41:10,638 --> 00:41:12,572 To the left. 556 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,608 Your left. 557 00:41:14,675 --> 00:41:18,167 Okay, now, very gently, pull that aside. 558 00:41:18,246 --> 00:41:21,545 This is really not my area of expertise, Doctor. 559 00:41:21,616 --> 00:41:25,814 I tend to be putting these into people more than the other thing. 560 00:41:25,887 --> 00:41:29,414 Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow mop. 561 00:41:29,490 --> 00:41:32,220 - You got the bullet. - [ Grunts ] 562 00:41:32,293 --> 00:41:36,889 Okay, I'm just gonna pass out for a minute, but you're doing great. 563 00:41:38,433 --> 00:41:40,367 And we live to fight another day. 564 00:41:40,435 --> 00:41:43,529 Any chance that-- [ Chinese ] might survive? 565 00:41:43,604 --> 00:41:48,098 Air he had left, I'd say his chance would be about one in... 566 00:41:48,176 --> 00:41:50,235 a very large number. 567 00:41:50,311 --> 00:41:52,609 Ain't odds I'd play. 568 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,705 How's your lip? 569 00:41:59,821 --> 00:42:04,258 - [ Book ] I just feel such a fool. - [Jayne ] Yeah. 570 00:42:04,325 --> 00:42:06,520 All them years of priest training... 571 00:42:06,594 --> 00:42:08,562 and taken out by one bounty hunter. 572 00:42:08,629 --> 00:42:11,894 Don't get me wrong. I gave him a hell of a fight. 573 00:42:11,966 --> 00:42:15,800 - Epic, I'm guessing. - They're be poems and songs. 574 00:42:15,870 --> 00:42:20,637 -Just you wait. - At least you got some play. I missed every damn thing. 575 00:42:20,708 --> 00:42:23,905 [ Kaylee ] And then his folks come by to fetch him... 576 00:42:23,978 --> 00:42:27,277 and it turns out he's, like, 14 years old. 577 00:42:27,348 --> 00:42:29,282 [ Laughing ] 578 00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:31,716 I mean, he must've been some kind of genetic experiment... 579 00:42:31,786 --> 00:42:33,913 'cause I swear this guy was, uh-- 580 00:42:33,988 --> 00:42:36,923 [ Sighs ] Oh, my daddy whupped me so hard. 581 00:42:36,991 --> 00:42:38,618 Oh. 582 00:42:38,693 --> 00:42:41,753 Well, I'm at fours. Let's see you match that. 583 00:42:44,966 --> 00:42:46,957 I can win this. 584 00:42:47,034 --> 00:42:51,733 I'm hearing a lot of talk there, genius. Come on. Show me what you got. 585 00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:18,229 Well, here I am. 586 00:43:56,871 --> 00:43:59,806 Grr! Arrgh!