1 00:01:04,270 --> 00:01:14,270 - Come on, admit it, it's true. - No, I won't. Because it's not. 2 00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:56,270 - I use swear words like anybody else. - Oh, really? 3 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:43,270 I never heard you. When is it that you do all this cussing? After I go to bed or...? 4 00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:26,270 I swear when it's appropriate. 5 00:03:45,270 --> 00:03:55,270 Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate. 6 00:04:39,270 --> 00:04:49,270 Hey there, Inara. 7 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:12,270 Heading off for some glamorous romance? 8 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:33,270 Let's hope so. 9 00:05:42,270 --> 00:05:52,270 See you two tomorrow. 10 00:05:57,270 --> 00:06:07,270 Don't let Mal get you into too much trouble while I'm gone. 11 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:40,270 Bye, now. Have good sex. 12 00:07:26,270 --> 00:07:36,270 What? 13 00:08:55,270 --> 00:09:05,270 Oh. 14 00:09:13,270 --> 00:09:23,270 Now this would be a perfect time for a swear word. 15 00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:57,270 - What happened in here? - Needed to find some tape. 16 00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:37,270 - So you had to tear my infirmary apart? - Apparently. 17 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:21,270 My God, you're like a trained ape, without the training. 18 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:17,270 Jayne, I told you we're setting down on the Canton Factory settlement... 19 00:12:46,270 --> 00:12:56,270 on Higgins' Moon. - Yep, that you did. 20 00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:26,270 - Canton don't allow guns in their town. - Yes, sir. 21 00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:58,270 That's why I ain't strapping one to my hip. 22 00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:21,270 No, that's why you ain't strapping one anywhere. 23 00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:53,270 Mal, I was in Canton a few years back. 24 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:13,270 I might've made me a few enemies thereabouts. 25 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:40,270 Enemies? You? No, how can it be? 26 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:28,270 I don't like the idea of going in there empty-handed. 27 00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:57,270 Why are you still arguing what's been decided? 28 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:56,270 Okay, Inara, we're atmospheric. You are good to go. 29 00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:27,270 Thanks, Wash. Disengaging in three, two, one. 30 00:25:09,270 --> 00:25:19,270 Canton really stinks. 31 00:25:35,270 --> 00:25:45,270 That's what makes it a great drop point. No one comes through. 32 00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:22,270 I vote we do this job really, really fast. 33 00:26:39,270 --> 00:26:49,270 Kessler's our man. He's holding the goods we're to deliver. 34 00:27:16,270 --> 00:27:26,270 We go in, make contact. Easy-peasy. 35 00:27:57,270 --> 00:28:07,270 Zoe, you're holding down the fort. 36 00:28:15,270 --> 00:28:25,270 Let Bernoulli know we'll have his merchandise end of the week. 37 00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:56,270 - Don't I usually stay with the ship? - I outrank you. Have fun. 38 00:29:48,270 --> 00:29:58,270 So this is the place where they make mud. 39 00:30:35,270 --> 00:30:45,270 Yep. Clay, really. 40 00:31:00,270 --> 00:31:10,270 You'd be surprised how many things it ends up in. 41 00:31:28,270 --> 00:31:38,270 Serenity's got more than a few ceramic parts in her. 42 00:31:54,270 --> 00:32:04,270 - Really? - Yeah. 43 00:32:15,270 --> 00:32:25,270 Captain, don't you think Simon should come with us? 44 00:32:50,270 --> 00:33:00,270 - What? Oh, Kaylee, I don't think... - Go on, boy. See the sights. 45 00:33:50,270 --> 00:34:00,270 I can watch over your sister. I believe we've been developing a rapport. 46 00:34:39,270 --> 00:34:49,270 - I don't know. River... - Go on. I'm a shepherd, after all. 47 00:35:25,270 --> 00:35:35,270 I should be able to keep my eye on a flock of one. 48 00:36:03,270 --> 00:36:13,270 We're not going that far, doctor... 49 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:39,270 and you might maybe make yourself useful. 50 00:37:01,270 --> 00:37:11,270 Come again? 51 00:37:15,270 --> 00:37:25,270 The management here don't take kindly to sightseers, which is why we're... 52 00:37:56,270 --> 00:38:06,270 posing as buyers. 53 00:38:16,270 --> 00:38:26,270 There ain't a one of us looks the part more than the good doctor. 54 00:38:49,270 --> 00:38:59,270 I mean, the pretty fits, soft hands, definitely a moneyed individual. 55 00:39:37,270 --> 00:39:47,270 - All rich and lily-white, pasty all over. - All right. 56 00:40:13,270 --> 00:40:23,270 - Fine, I'll go, just stop describing me. - You're the boss, boss. 57 00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:22,270 He's the boss now? Day keeps getting better and better. 58 00:43:45,270 --> 00:43:55,270 Area's employees only. 59 00:44:06,270 --> 00:44:16,270 Best be getting back to landing unless you have business here. 60 00:44:47,270 --> 00:44:57,270 Yes. 61 00:45:10,270 --> 00:45:20,270 Yes, I'm looking to buy some mud. 62 00:45:52,270 --> 00:46:02,270 Well, then, come to the right place. 63 00:47:02,270 --> 00:47:12,270 Captain... 64 00:47:21,270 --> 00:47:31,270 Of course, we can handle any volume here. 65 00:47:46,270 --> 00:47:56,270 We have over 2000 workers, mostly indentured. 66 00:48:24,270 --> 00:48:34,270 We pay them next to nothing. 67 00:48:42,270 --> 00:48:52,270 That way we can pass the savings directly on to you, the customer. 68 00:49:24,270 --> 00:49:34,270 Savings? 69 00:49:48,270 --> 00:49:58,270 Uh... Excellent, that's... 70 00:50:12,270 --> 00:50:22,270 Because, as I said before, I'm gonna be needing quite a bit of it. 71 00:50:52,270 --> 00:51:02,270 - I'm a buyer. - The best of its kind. 72 00:51:40,270 --> 00:51:50,270 We mix it, we brick it raw right here on the premises. 73 00:52:12,270 --> 00:52:22,270 You add the right catalyst, you kiln it proper... 74 00:52:42,270 --> 00:52:52,270 this stuff's 10 times stronger than steel at half the weight. 75 00:53:22,270 --> 00:53:32,270 Yes. I've heard great... 76 00:54:05,270 --> 00:54:15,270 What happened to Simon? Who is this diabolical master of disguise? 77 00:54:44,270 --> 00:54:54,270 He's learning. 78 00:55:01,270 --> 00:55:11,270 - It's... - Excuse me, boss. 79 00:55:21,270 --> 00:55:31,270 I'm sure the foreman has things need attending. 80 00:55:44,270 --> 00:55:54,270 Let's wander a bit, look at the operation... 81 00:56:05,270 --> 00:56:15,270 then you can figure on whether we get an account. 82 00:56:32,270 --> 00:56:42,270 Yes? 83 00:56:56,270 --> 00:57:06,270 Yes. Yes, we'll wander a bit. 84 00:57:56,270 --> 00:58:06,270 Fair enough. Come and see me when you're through. 85 00:59:01,270 --> 00:59:11,270 All right. Head to worker town... 86 00:59:22,270 --> 00:59:32,270 find our man Kessler, get this job done. 87 00:59:57,270 --> 01:00:07,270 The boy's gonna get us killed. Let's just do this deal and get. 88 01:00:29,270 --> 01:00:39,270 His disguise ain't half as funny as yours. 89 01:00:57,270 --> 01:01:07,270 - Who're you supposed to be, anyway? - You haven't been here in years. 90 01:01:32,270 --> 01:01:42,270 You really think you need that getup? No one's gonna remember you. 91 01:02:17,270 --> 01:02:27,270 I think it's possible they might. 92 01:04:55,270 --> 01:05:05,270 Son of a bitch. 93 01:15:00,270 --> 01:15:10,270 - Jayne? - Yeah? 94 01:15:38,270 --> 01:15:48,270 You wanna tell me how come there's a statue of you here... 95 01:16:11,270 --> 01:16:21,270 Iooking at me like I owe him something? 96 01:16:38,270 --> 01:16:48,270 Wishing I could, captain. 97 01:16:57,270 --> 01:17:07,270 - No, seriously. You want to tell me...? - Look, Mal, I got no rutting idea. 98 01:18:01,270 --> 01:18:11,270 I was here a few years back, like I said... 99 01:18:28,270 --> 01:18:38,270 pulled a second-story, stole a lot of scratch from the magistrate on the hill... 100 01:19:08,270 --> 01:19:18,270 but things went way south. 101 01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:44,270 I had to hightail it. 102 01:19:53,270 --> 01:20:03,270 They don't put you on a pedestal in town square for that. 103 01:20:24,270 --> 01:20:34,270 Yeah, except I'm looking at some fairly compelling evidence says they do. 104 01:21:08,270 --> 01:21:18,270 This must be what going mad feels like. 105 01:21:37,270 --> 01:21:47,270 I think they captured him, though, you know. 106 01:22:11,270 --> 01:22:21,270 Captured his essence. 107 01:22:28,270 --> 01:22:38,270 - He looks sort of angry, don't he? - That's kind of what I meant. 108 01:23:41,270 --> 01:23:51,270 Shift 4 on duty. Shift 4 on duty. 109 01:24:33,270 --> 01:24:43,270 Hey, I got an idea. 110 01:25:00,270 --> 01:25:10,270 Instead of us hanging around playing art critic... 111 01:25:26,270 --> 01:25:36,270 till I get pinched, how's about we move away... 112 01:25:51,270 --> 01:26:01,270 from this eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our day. 113 01:26:25,270 --> 01:26:35,270 I don't know. 114 01:26:40,270 --> 01:26:50,270 This here's a spectacle might warrant a moment's consideration. 115 01:27:23,270 --> 01:27:33,270 Everywhere I go his eyes keep following me. 116 01:28:19,270 --> 01:28:29,270 Come on, gorram, we got a job. Let's go do it, get the hell out of here. 117 01:29:35,270 --> 01:29:45,270 I crossed the magistrate of this company town. Understand? 118 01:30:28,270 --> 01:30:38,270 He ain't exactly a forgiving sort of guy. 119 01:31:18,270 --> 01:31:28,270 - Magistrate Higgins, I may presume. - You may. 120 01:31:47,270 --> 01:31:57,270 But I only make the people I own use my title. 121 01:32:31,270 --> 01:32:41,270 "Mr. Higgins" will do fine. 122 01:33:02,270 --> 01:33:12,270 And you can call me Inara, Mr. Higgins. 123 01:33:26,270 --> 01:33:36,270 It's a rare pleasure, your visit to my little moon. 124 01:34:17,270 --> 01:34:27,270 - The journey wasn't too taxing? - Not at all. I'm refreshed and ready. 125 01:34:59,270 --> 01:35:09,270 - Shall we begin at, say, 7:30? - Perfect. 126 01:35:51,270 --> 01:36:01,270 I have a feeling it will take all your art to deal with this particular problem. 127 01:36:32,270 --> 01:36:42,270 Every problem, Mr. Higgins, is an opportunity in disguise. 128 01:38:33,270 --> 01:38:43,270 - What are we up to, sweetheart? - Fixing your Bible. 129 01:39:26,270 --> 01:39:36,270 I... 130 01:39:48,270 --> 01:39:58,270 What? 131 01:40:04,270 --> 01:40:14,270 Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics. 132 01:40:49,270 --> 01:40:59,270 - Doesn't make sense. - No, no, you can't take... 133 01:41:23,270 --> 01:41:33,270 We'll integrate nonprogressional evolution theory... 134 01:41:49,270 --> 01:41:59,270 with God's creation of Eden. 135 01:42:10,270 --> 01:42:20,270 Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. 136 01:42:56,270 --> 01:43:06,270 Eleven, important number. Prime number. 137 01:43:23,270 --> 01:43:33,270 One goes into the house of eleven eleven times but always comes out one. 138 01:44:20,270 --> 01:44:30,270 - Noah's Ark is a problem. - Really? 139 01:44:48,270 --> 01:44:58,270 We'll have to call it early quantum-state phenomenon. 140 01:45:15,270 --> 01:45:25,270 Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat. 141 01:45:58,270 --> 01:46:08,270 Give me that. 142 01:46:26,270 --> 01:46:36,270 River, you don't fix the Bible. 143 01:47:06,270 --> 01:47:16,270 It's broken. 144 01:47:28,270 --> 01:47:38,270 It doesn't make sense. 145 01:48:03,270 --> 01:48:13,270 It's not about making sense. 146 01:48:45,270 --> 01:48:55,270 It's about believing in something. 147 01:49:10,270 --> 01:49:20,270 And letting that belief be real enough to change your life. 148 01:49:58,270 --> 01:50:08,270 It's about faith. 149 01:50:20,270 --> 01:50:30,270 You don't fix faith, River. 150 01:51:05,270 --> 01:51:15,270 It fixes you. 151 01:52:55,270 --> 01:53:05,270 You hang on to those then. 152 01:54:48,270 --> 01:54:58,270 Can't be a statue of me. No reason for it. 153 01:55:12,270 --> 01:55:22,270 Flies in the face of every kind of sense. 154 01:55:48,270 --> 01:55:58,270 Won't argue with that. 155 01:57:24,270 --> 01:57:34,270 They call it mudder's milk. 156 01:57:52,270 --> 01:58:02,270 All the proteins, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner... 157 01:58:44,270 --> 01:58:54,270 plus 15% alcohol. 158 01:59:08,270 --> 01:59:18,270 - It's horrific. - It worked for the Egyptians. 159 01:59:37,270 --> 01:59:47,270 - What's that? - The ancient Egyptians. 160 02:00:09,270 --> 02:00:19,270 Back on Earth. Not so different from the ancestral form of beer... 161 02:00:45,270 --> 02:00:55,270 they fed the slaves to build their pyramids. It's liquid bread. 162 02:01:34,270 --> 02:01:44,270 It kept them from starving and knocked them out so they wouldn't... 163 02:02:09,270 --> 02:02:19,270 be inclined to insurrection. - Wow, Simon, that was so... 164 02:02:52,270 --> 02:03:02,270 historical. 165 02:03:17,270 --> 02:03:27,270 Now what's a gussied-up fella like you doing in a place like this? 166 02:04:56,270 --> 02:05:06,270 Shake your head, boy, your eyes are stuck. 167 02:05:32,270 --> 02:05:42,270 Get! 168 02:06:31,270 --> 02:06:41,270 - You wouldn't be looking for Kessler? - Just having a brew. 169 02:07:13,270 --> 02:07:23,270 I knew a Kessler. 170 02:07:35,270 --> 02:07:45,270 Knew? 171 02:08:13,270 --> 02:08:23,270 He was a good middleman. Low profile. Didn't filch. 172 02:08:55,270 --> 02:09:05,270 Last week the factory foreman and his prod crew... 173 02:09:21,270 --> 02:09:31,270 heard he was moving contraband. 174 02:09:41,270 --> 02:09:51,270 - Gave him a peck of trouble for it. - What kind of peck was that? 175 02:10:14,270 --> 02:10:24,270 The kind where they hacked off his hands and feet with a machete... 176 02:10:48,270 --> 02:10:58,270 rolled him into the bog. - They peck pretty hard around here. 177 02:11:20,270 --> 02:11:30,270 Listen, my client off-world is waiting for his delivery. 178 02:11:50,270 --> 02:12:00,270 - If the goods are gone... - Not to worry. 179 02:12:12,270 --> 02:12:22,270 Your man's merchandise is here, safe in Kessler's hiding place. 180 02:12:49,270 --> 02:12:59,270 We gotta figure out how to get it across town... 181 02:13:14,270 --> 02:13:24,270 without being seen by the foreman and his prods. 182 02:13:43,270 --> 02:13:53,270 I advise we all just lay low for a moment. 183 02:14:52,270 --> 02:15:02,270 Jayne The man they call Jayne 184 02:16:08,270 --> 02:16:18,270 He robbed from the rich And he gave to the poor 185 02:16:48,270 --> 02:16:58,270 Stood up to the man And he gave him what for 186 02:17:29,270 --> 02:17:39,270 Our love for him now Ain't hard to explain 187 02:18:11,270 --> 02:18:21,270 The hero of Canton The man they call Jayne 188 02:19:42,270 --> 02:19:52,270 Our Jayne saw The mudders ' backs breaking 189 02:20:26,270 --> 02:20:36,270 He saw the mudders ' lament 190 02:21:01,270 --> 02:21:11,270 And he saw the magistrate taking 191 02:21:42,270 --> 02:21:52,270 Every dollar and leaving 5 cents 192 02:22:23,270 --> 02:22:33,270 So he said "You can't do that to my people" 193 02:23:04,270 --> 02:23:14,270 Uh, Jayne? 194 02:23:39,270 --> 02:23:49,270 Yeah, Mal. 195 02:24:02,270 --> 02:24:12,270 You got any light you'd like to shed on this development? 196 02:24:53,270 --> 02:25:03,270 No, Mal. 197 02:25:24,270 --> 02:25:34,270 No, this must be what going mad feels like. 198 02:26:11,270 --> 02:26:21,270 Stood up to the man And he gave him what for 199 02:26:50,270 --> 02:27:00,270 Our love for him now Ain't hard to explain 200 02:27:33,270 --> 02:27:43,270 The hero of Canton The man they call Jayne 201 02:28:46,270 --> 02:28:56,270 Now here is what separates heroes 202 02:29:22,270 --> 02:29:32,270 From common folk like you and I 203 02:30:09,270 --> 02:30:19,270 The man they called Jayne He turned around his plane 204 02:30:47,270 --> 02:30:57,270 And let that money hit sky 205 02:31:20,270 --> 02:31:30,270 Oh, I'll be gorram. That's where that cash went. 206 02:31:56,270 --> 02:32:06,270 I stole that money from Higgins like the song says. 207 02:32:24,270 --> 02:32:34,270 Lifted me one of his hovercraft. But I got tagged by anti-aircraft... 208 02:33:00,270 --> 02:33:10,270 started losing altitude, had to dump them strongboxes to stay airborne. 209 02:34:37,270 --> 02:34:47,270 Sixty thousand, untraceable... 210 02:35:24,270 --> 02:35:34,270 and I drop it right square in the middle of mud-farmer central. 211 02:36:33,270 --> 02:36:43,270 We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero. 212 02:37:30,270 --> 02:37:40,270 Yeah! 213 02:40:06,270 --> 02:40:16,270 - Hello? - In here, River. 214 02:40:36,270 --> 02:40:46,270 Um... Um... 215 02:40:56,270 --> 02:41:06,270 I tore these out of your symbol, and they turned into paper... 216 02:41:58,270 --> 02:42:08,270 but I want to put them back, so... 217 02:42:25,270 --> 02:42:35,270 Sorry, what's that? 218 02:43:07,270 --> 02:43:17,270 River? River, come back. 219 02:43:40,270 --> 02:43:50,270 Preacher, what the hell did you sick...? Oh. 220 02:44:29,270 --> 02:44:39,270 Now they off the subject of me, shouldn't we be getting out of here? 221 02:45:07,270 --> 02:45:17,270 - I'd say that's a reasonable request. - Rutting mudders. 222 02:47:06,270 --> 02:47:16,270 Yay! 223 02:48:22,270 --> 02:48:32,270 Jayne! 224 02:51:21,270 --> 02:51:31,270 Give me some milk. 225 02:52:15,270 --> 02:52:25,270 Don't you understand? He's come back. 226 02:52:55,270 --> 02:53:05,270 It's Jayne. 227 02:53:26,270 --> 02:53:36,270 - What the...? - A hero can't and won't be drinking... 228 02:53:52,270 --> 02:54:02,270 that sun-myun how. He drinks the best whiskey in the house! 229 02:56:01,270 --> 02:56:11,270 Is this how people lay low where you're from? 230 02:56:31,270 --> 02:56:41,270 - Not generally, no. - Listen, friend, I came here... 231 02:56:59,270 --> 02:57:09,270 to make sure the deal went down solid. 232 02:57:22,270 --> 02:57:32,270 Not to get chopped up by the Canton prod crew and fed to the bog. 233 02:57:56,270 --> 02:58:06,270 I understand your concerns, friend. 234 02:58:22,270 --> 02:58:32,270 This here's all part of our new plan. 235 02:59:42,270 --> 02:59:52,270 - Captain, how exactly is this part of...? - Still working the details. 236 03:03:06,270 --> 03:03:16,270 Inara, allow me to introduce my son, Fess Higgins. 237 03:03:57,270 --> 03:04:07,270 Hello, Fess. Mr. Higgins, this shuttle is a place of union. 238 03:04:45,270 --> 03:04:55,270 - I'm sure you can appreciate... - What is this? 239 03:05:29,270 --> 03:05:39,270 I brought you here to bed my son, not throw him a tea party. 240 03:06:02,270 --> 03:06:12,270 Sir, a companion greeting ceremony is a ritual with centuries of tradition... 241 03:06:43,270 --> 03:06:53,270 My son is 26 years old, and he ain't yet a man. 242 03:07:27,270 --> 03:07:37,270 Twenty-six. And since he can't find a willing woman himself... 243 03:07:58,270 --> 03:08:08,270 Mr. Higgins, you're not allowed here. 244 03:08:36,270 --> 03:08:46,270 - What? - As I said, this room... 245 03:08:55,270 --> 03:09:05,270 is a consecrated place of union. 246 03:09:18,270 --> 03:09:28,270 - Only your son belongs here. - Well, I'm... 247 03:09:48,270 --> 03:09:58,270 Why don't you go and let us begin our work. 248 03:10:11,270 --> 03:10:21,270 - Now listen here, young lady... - Good night, Mr. Higgins. 249 03:11:41,270 --> 03:11:51,270 Well, that's a bit more peaceful. 250 03:12:17,270 --> 03:12:27,270 Will you sit? 251 03:12:35,270 --> 03:12:45,270 - To Jayne! - To Jayne! 252 03:13:01,270 --> 03:13:11,270 To me! 253 03:14:18,270 --> 03:14:28,270 - To the mudders! - Yeah! 254 03:14:53,270 --> 03:15:03,270 Boss Higgins... 255 03:15:38,270 --> 03:15:48,270 You know, I've saved lives. 256 03:16:15,270 --> 03:16:25,270 Dozens. Maybe hundreds. 257 03:16:39,270 --> 03:16:49,270 I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. 258 03:17:24,270 --> 03:17:34,270 She named her hamster after me. 259 03:17:56,270 --> 03:18:06,270 I got a hamster. 260 03:18:23,270 --> 03:18:33,270 He drops a box of money, he gets a town. 261 03:19:12,270 --> 03:19:22,270 - Hamsters is nice. - To Jayne. 262 03:19:52,270 --> 03:20:02,270 The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong thing. 263 03:20:58,270 --> 03:21:08,270 - You know, you are pretty funny. - And you're pretty... 264 03:22:07,270 --> 03:22:17,270 pretty. 265 03:22:54,270 --> 03:23:04,270 - What did you just say? - I just said that you're pretty. 266 03:23:49,270 --> 03:23:59,270 Even when you're covered in engine grease, you're... 267 03:24:26,270 --> 03:24:36,270 No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease. 268 03:25:08,270 --> 03:25:18,270 Time to get out of this nut house. I got planning to work out. 269 03:25:41,270 --> 03:25:51,270 Now, captain? Things are going so well. 270 03:26:22,270 --> 03:26:32,270 I suppose. Jayne's certainly feeling better about life, but... 271 03:26:56,270 --> 03:27:06,270 I said, things are going well. 272 03:27:55,270 --> 03:28:05,270 Oh, "well". 273 03:28:28,270 --> 03:28:38,270 Well, I tell you what. Jayne is stuck here with his adoring masses. 274 03:29:20,270 --> 03:29:30,270 Why don't you and Simon hang around and keep an eye on him for me. 275 03:31:01,270 --> 03:31:11,270 The snow on the roof is too heavy. The ceiling will cave in. 276 03:31:33,270 --> 03:31:43,270 His brains are in terrible danger. 277 03:32:01,270 --> 03:32:11,270 River? 278 03:32:24,270 --> 03:32:34,270 - Please, why don't you come on out? - No, I can't. 279 03:33:01,270 --> 03:33:11,270 - Too much hair. - Is that it? 280 03:33:54,270 --> 03:34:04,270 Hell, yes, preacher. If I didn't have stuff to get done, I'd be in there with her. 281 03:35:18,270 --> 03:35:28,270 It's the rules of my order. 282 03:35:48,270 --> 03:35:58,270 - Like the book, it symbolizes... - Uh-huh. 283 03:36:20,270 --> 03:36:30,270 River, honey, he's putting the hair away now. 284 03:36:57,270 --> 03:37:07,270 It doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting. 285 03:37:55,270 --> 03:38:05,270 Honey, we're home. 286 03:38:19,270 --> 03:38:29,270 Where you guys been? Bernoulli's chomping at the bit... 287 03:38:46,270 --> 03:38:56,270 says he wants his merchandise. 288 03:39:04,270 --> 03:39:14,270 We still got a few wrinkles to work out on the deal. 289 03:39:33,270 --> 03:39:43,270 Did you know that Jayne is a bona fide folk hero? 290 03:40:14,270 --> 03:40:24,270 - Got a song and everything. - You've been drinking, husband. 291 03:40:55,270 --> 03:41:05,270 That he has. Don't make it any less the case. 292 03:41:22,270 --> 03:41:32,270 - You're telling me Jayne... - It's true. 293 03:41:42,270 --> 03:41:52,270 True enough. We can use it, anyways. 294 03:42:03,270 --> 03:42:13,270 We talked a few pillars of the mudder community into having a little... 295 03:42:42,270 --> 03:42:52,270 Jayne Day celebration in town square tomorrow. 296 03:43:36,270 --> 03:43:46,270 It should buy us enough of a distraction to get the stolen goods... 297 03:44:10,270 --> 03:44:20,270 out from under the foreman. 298 03:44:35,270 --> 03:44:45,270 You're really gonna have to start again. Jayne's a what? 299 03:45:18,270 --> 03:45:28,270 This whole thing, it is embarrassing. 300 03:46:27,270 --> 03:46:37,270 My father's right again, I guess. And to have to bring you here... 301 03:47:00,270 --> 03:47:10,270 Your father isn't right, Fess. It's not embarrassing to be a virgin. 302 03:47:49,270 --> 03:47:59,270 It's simply one state of being. 303 03:48:21,270 --> 03:48:31,270 As far as bringing me here... 304 03:48:49,270 --> 03:48:59,270 Companions choose the people they're to be with very carefully. 305 03:49:38,270 --> 03:49:48,270 For example, if your father had asked me to come here for him, I wouldn't have. 306 03:50:41,270 --> 03:50:51,270 Really? 307 03:51:00,270 --> 03:51:10,270 Really, Fess. 308 03:51:31,270 --> 03:51:41,270 But you're different from him. 309 03:51:58,270 --> 03:52:08,270 The more you accept that, the stronger you'll become. 310 03:54:05,270 --> 03:54:15,270 So the magistrate, he let you folks keep all that cash? 311 03:54:39,270 --> 03:54:49,270 He did. And it pained him, that's for dead sure. 312 03:55:08,270 --> 03:55:18,270 When he found out, he sent his prods in to take it back from us... 313 03:55:42,270 --> 03:55:52,270 but the workers resisted. 314 03:56:02,270 --> 03:56:12,270 Fought the law, huh? 315 03:56:18,270 --> 03:56:28,270 If the mudders are together, there's too many of us to be put down. 316 03:56:51,270 --> 03:57:01,270 So in the end, he just called it a bonus. 317 03:57:18,270 --> 03:57:28,270 That's one hell of a bonus. 318 03:57:36,270 --> 03:57:46,270 And then, when we put that statue of you in town square... 319 03:58:06,270 --> 03:58:16,270 he rolled in, wanted to tear it down, but the whole town rioted. 320 03:59:09,270 --> 03:59:19,270 You guys had a riot on account of me? 321 03:59:57,270 --> 04:00:07,270 My very own riot. 322 04:00:30,270 --> 04:00:40,270 I can't believe you're back. 323 04:01:07,270 --> 04:01:17,270 How could I stay away? 324 04:02:16,270 --> 04:02:26,270 - Magistrate Higgins. - My son's out there... 325 04:03:02,270 --> 04:03:12,270 I pray to God, losing his cherry. 326 04:03:33,270 --> 04:03:43,270 There's a problem in worker town, sir. 327 04:04:16,270 --> 04:04:26,270 Jayne Cobb's come back. 328 04:08:15,270 --> 04:08:25,270 - Evening, Stitch. - What do you want with me? 329 04:08:43,270 --> 04:08:53,270 Nothing. Done your time, you paid your debt. 330 04:09:15,270 --> 04:09:25,270 It's time you were on your way. 331 04:12:04,270 --> 04:12:14,270 Here. I believe these were your personal effects. 332 04:14:01,270 --> 04:14:11,270 You keep me in that box four years, and then you give me a loaded gun? 333 04:14:43,270 --> 04:14:53,270 You got the urge to use it, no doubt. 334 04:15:05,270 --> 04:15:15,270 But I'm not the one that brought you in on that robbery. 335 04:15:33,270 --> 04:15:43,270 I'm not the one that turned on you when his plan went south. 336 04:16:12,270 --> 04:16:22,270 How high up was that shuttle when he pushed you out? Thirty feet? 337 04:16:59,270 --> 04:17:09,270 Jayne Cobb cost you four years of your life... 338 04:17:41,270 --> 04:17:51,270 plus a perfectly good eyeball. 339 04:18:08,270 --> 04:18:18,270 And here's the poetical portion. He's back in town. 340 04:18:43,270 --> 04:18:53,270 This very day. 341 04:19:16,270 --> 04:19:26,270 Best of luck in your new life. 342 04:23:50,270 --> 04:24:00,270 - Hey, captain. Captain! - Hey. 343 04:24:39,270 --> 04:24:49,270 Mal. Mal, I... 344 04:25:19,270 --> 04:25:29,270 No, nothing happened. 345 04:25:47,270 --> 04:25:57,270 No, there was some drinking, but, no, we certainly didn't. 346 04:26:46,270 --> 04:26:56,270 I would never... Not with Kaylee. 347 04:27:14,270 --> 04:27:24,270 - What do you mean, not with me? - Yeah. Where's my hero? 348 04:27:55,270 --> 04:28:05,270 Now love for me now Ain't hard to explain 349 04:28:32,270 --> 04:28:42,270 The hero of Canton The man they call me 350 04:29:39,270 --> 04:29:49,270 Eggs. The living legend needs eggs, or maybe another milk. 351 04:30:26,270 --> 04:30:36,270 No, living legend needs to come with us. 352 04:30:49,270 --> 04:30:59,270 He's got a little appearance to make. 353 04:31:11,270 --> 04:31:21,270 - He does? - That's right. 354 04:31:30,270 --> 04:31:40,270 This job here's gone way past long enough. 355 04:32:01,270 --> 04:32:11,270 All right, well, you go on now. I got me important hero-type stuff to do. 356 04:33:59,270 --> 04:34:09,270 - Where you going? - I'm going with you. 357 04:34:34,270 --> 04:34:44,270 I don't think so. No, maybe you ought to stay here. 358 04:35:17,270 --> 04:35:27,270 It's about time for a civilized person to have his breakfast. 359 04:35:48,270 --> 04:35:58,270 That's the sort of thing would be appropriate, don't you think? 360 04:38:53,270 --> 04:39:03,270 - Excuse me, could I see a menu? A what? 361 04:39:59,270 --> 04:40:09,270 You're very quiet. 362 04:40:24,270 --> 04:40:34,270 I'm sorry. 363 04:40:56,270 --> 04:41:06,270 I just... 364 04:41:22,270 --> 04:41:32,270 I just thought I'd feel... 365 04:41:59,270 --> 04:42:09,270 different after. 366 04:42:55,270 --> 04:43:05,270 Aren't I supposed to be a man now? 367 04:43:40,270 --> 04:43:50,270 A man is just a boy who's old enough to ask that question. 368 04:44:49,270 --> 04:44:59,270 Our time together, it's a ritual, a symbol. 369 04:45:50,270 --> 04:46:00,270 It means something to your father. 370 04:46:35,270 --> 04:46:45,270 I hope it was not entirely forgettable for you. 371 04:47:07,270 --> 04:47:17,270 - Oh, no, it was... - But it doesn't make you a man. 372 04:47:51,270 --> 04:48:01,270 You do that yourself. 373 04:48:51,270 --> 04:49:01,270 Fess! Fess Higgins! Get out here! 374 04:49:53,270 --> 04:50:03,270 So that's where the little... 375 04:50:10,270 --> 04:50:20,270 Jayne celebration we got planned comes in. 376 04:50:40,270 --> 04:50:50,270 Should give us enough time to get the goods back on Serenity. 377 04:51:12,270 --> 04:51:22,270 I don't know. 378 04:51:33,270 --> 04:51:43,270 You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks? 379 04:52:13,270 --> 04:52:23,270 - You better laugh when you say that. - No, really, Mal, I mean... 380 04:52:47,270 --> 04:52:57,270 maybe there's something to this. The mudders... 381 04:53:36,270 --> 04:53:46,270 I think I really made a difference in their lives. 382 04:54:14,270 --> 04:54:24,270 - Me, Jayne Cobb. - I know your name, jackass. 383 04:54:38,270 --> 04:54:48,270 - They threw a riot on my account. - A riot? 384 04:55:23,270 --> 04:55:33,270 - Morning, kids. - Is that Jayne? Is that really him? 385 04:56:01,270 --> 04:56:11,270 - Wash, pinch me. I must be dreaming. - Hell, I'll pinch you. 386 04:56:59,270 --> 04:57:09,270 Just get on over to town square, Jayne. Your fans are waiting. 387 05:00:13,270 --> 05:00:23,270 You think we can get this stuff cross-town without being noticed? 388 05:00:48,270 --> 05:00:58,270 Gotta find it first. 389 05:02:37,270 --> 05:02:47,270 Here we go. 390 05:03:24,270 --> 05:03:34,270 Let's get it dug up. 391 05:04:19,270 --> 05:04:29,270 - A criminal hearing? - Yeah, my father's ordered me to attend. 392 05:05:03,270 --> 05:05:13,270 You see, there's this man... 393 05:05:32,270 --> 05:05:42,270 It happened when I was growing up here. 394 05:06:09,270 --> 05:06:19,270 He stole a ton of money from my dad and gave it to the poor... 395 05:06:41,270 --> 05:06:51,270 to my father's workers. 396 05:07:02,270 --> 05:07:12,270 He's become kind of a folk hero in Canton. 397 05:07:26,270 --> 05:07:36,270 Go on. 398 05:07:45,270 --> 05:07:55,270 Well, he's back. Apparently, he landed here yesterday. 399 05:08:14,270 --> 05:08:24,270 Yesterday? 400 05:08:40,270 --> 05:08:50,270 Oh, no. 401 05:09:07,270 --> 05:09:17,270 I know this man. 402 05:09:31,270 --> 05:09:41,270 He just has this idiotic sense of nobility, you know. 403 05:10:27,270 --> 05:10:37,270 He can never just let things go. 404 05:10:50,270 --> 05:11:00,270 He thinks he's this hard-hearted criminal, and he can be unrelenting... 405 05:11:45,270 --> 05:11:55,270 but there's a side to him that's just so... 406 05:12:15,270 --> 05:12:25,270 You mean you actually know Jayne? 407 05:12:55,270 --> 05:13:05,270 Jayne? Jayne Cobb? You're talking about Jayne Cobb? 408 05:13:28,270 --> 05:13:38,270 Yes, Jayne Cobb, the hero of Canton. 409 05:13:48,270 --> 05:13:58,270 The only person I ever saw who stood up to my father. 410 05:14:13,270 --> 05:14:23,270 I, wha... 411 05:14:28,270 --> 05:14:38,270 My dad had him traced to his ship. He had port control put a lock on it. 412 05:15:08,270 --> 05:15:18,270 Jayne'll get back and find out that he's grounded. 413 05:15:37,270 --> 05:15:47,270 I sort of hate the idea of his getting caught. 414 05:16:17,270 --> 05:16:27,270 Yes, that would be bad. 415 05:17:32,270 --> 05:17:42,270 Could I just get the check, please? 416 05:18:47,270 --> 05:18:57,270 Heard tell you run with Jayne Cobb. 417 05:19:35,270 --> 05:19:45,270 Excuse me? 418 05:19:56,270 --> 05:20:06,270 You're gonna take me to that dirty, low-down shingle of a man. 419 05:20:43,270 --> 05:20:53,270 Listen, sir, I don't know who... 420 05:22:10,270 --> 05:22:20,270 Sir? Look at me, you panty-waist idiot! 421 05:23:32,270 --> 05:23:42,270 I just spent the last four years steaming in a hotbox and you're "sir"-ing me? 422 05:24:57,270 --> 05:25:07,270 Folks say you're part of Jayne's team, so... 423 05:26:36,270 --> 05:26:46,270 where is that no-good reptile hiding himself? 424 05:27:13,270 --> 05:27:23,270 Tell me, boy, or I'll cut off every last bit of them good looks. 425 05:28:22,270 --> 05:28:32,270 Oh, not done yet, young'un. 426 05:29:05,270 --> 05:29:15,270 That's gonna cost you an eye. 427 05:29:31,270 --> 05:29:41,270 Jayne! 428 05:29:51,270 --> 05:30:01,270 Come on. Come on! 429 05:31:50,270 --> 05:32:00,270 They love their boy. Just drive by nice and slow. 430 05:33:25,270 --> 05:33:35,270 - Come on, sir, let's just get... - The magistrate says no. 431 05:34:03,270 --> 05:34:13,270 We hold position. Understand me? 432 05:35:23,270 --> 05:35:33,270 Zoe, pack down the cargo. Wash, you heat up Serenity. 433 05:36:11,270 --> 05:36:21,270 - We're blowing this mess in half an hour. - Already there. 434 05:36:46,270 --> 05:36:56,270 Let's go get our wayward babes. 435 05:37:16,270 --> 05:37:26,270 Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! 436 05:37:55,270 --> 05:38:05,270 Speech! Speech! Speech! 437 05:38:37,270 --> 05:38:47,270 Um... 438 05:39:11,270 --> 05:39:21,270 I'm no good with words. Don't... 439 05:39:37,270 --> 05:39:47,270 Don't use them much myself. 440 05:40:18,270 --> 05:40:28,270 But I want to thank you all for being here and thinking so much of me. 441 05:41:39,270 --> 05:41:49,270 Far as I see it... 442 05:42:06,270 --> 05:42:16,270 you people been given the shortest end of the stick... 443 05:42:34,270 --> 05:42:44,270 ever been offered a human soul in this crap-heel 'verse. 444 05:43:29,270 --> 05:43:39,270 But you took that end... 445 05:43:59,270 --> 05:44:09,270 and you... 446 05:44:19,270 --> 05:44:29,270 - Well, you took it. - Yeah. 447 05:44:42,270 --> 05:44:52,270 - Yeah, we did. - That's... Well, I guess that's something. 448 05:45:31,270 --> 05:45:41,270 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 449 05:46:07,270 --> 05:46:17,270 Wow. That didn't sound half bad. 450 05:46:50,270 --> 05:47:00,270 I'm shocked my own self. 451 05:48:56,270 --> 05:49:06,270 Stitch Hessian. 452 05:49:41,270 --> 05:49:51,270 Well, hey there, Jayne. 453 05:50:09,270 --> 05:50:19,270 Thought I'd make you watch while I butchered me one of your boys. 454 05:51:15,270 --> 05:51:25,270 He ain't one of mine. 455 05:51:41,270 --> 05:51:51,270 Where you been hiding? 456 05:52:07,270 --> 05:52:17,270 You gone got yourself looking mighty hideous. 457 05:52:57,270 --> 05:53:07,270 Yeah. 458 05:53:20,270 --> 05:53:30,270 Now Jayne gets his. 459 05:53:55,270 --> 05:54:05,270 Oh, honey. 460 05:54:21,270 --> 05:54:31,270 Kaylee? 461 05:54:48,270 --> 05:54:58,270 So, what's this about a hero of Canton? Was I hearing that right? 462 05:55:33,270 --> 05:55:43,270 Four years of lockdown plays tricks on the ear. 463 05:56:11,270 --> 05:56:21,270 I ain't a hero, Stitch. 464 05:56:40,270 --> 05:56:50,270 - Just a working stiff like you. - Oh. 465 05:57:44,270 --> 05:57:54,270 Yep, he's right. Jayne is. 466 05:58:12,270 --> 05:58:22,270 Heck, we used to work together, he and I. 467 05:59:15,270 --> 05:59:25,270 Now why don't you just let old Stitch speak his peace. 468 06:00:17,270 --> 06:00:27,270 Go on, then. 469 06:01:04,270 --> 06:01:14,270 A whole lot of money in a magistrate's safe, weren't there, Jayne? 470 06:01:56,270 --> 06:02:06,270 Got away clean too, but then our plane took a hit, and we're going down. 471 06:02:52,270 --> 06:03:02,270 We dumped the fuel reserve, dumped the life support. 472 06:03:20,270 --> 06:03:30,270 Hell, we even dumped the seats. 473 06:03:56,270 --> 06:04:06,270 Then there's Jayne, the money and me. 474 06:04:39,270 --> 06:04:49,270 There was no way he was gonna drop that money. 475 06:05:04,270 --> 06:05:14,270 - He did. He dropped it on the mudders. - By accident, you inbred dung-head. 476 06:05:49,270 --> 06:05:59,270 - He tossed me out first. - What? 477 06:06:18,270 --> 06:06:28,270 For six months we run together, he turned me out before I could scream. 478 06:07:01,270 --> 06:07:11,270 - You'd have done the same. - No. Never. 479 06:07:40,270 --> 06:07:50,270 You protect the man you're with. You watch his back. 480 06:08:27,270 --> 06:08:37,270 Everybody knows that, hell, except the hero of Canton. 481 06:09:15,270 --> 06:09:25,270 You gonna talk me to death, buddy? Is that the plan? 482 06:09:53,270 --> 06:10:03,270 This is the plan. 483 06:16:31,270 --> 06:16:41,270 Get up. 484 06:17:03,270 --> 06:17:13,270 Get up, you stupid piece of... 485 06:17:31,270 --> 06:17:41,270 What'd you do that for? Didn't you hear a word he said? 486 06:19:02,270 --> 06:19:12,270 All of you... 487 06:19:35,270 --> 06:19:45,270 you think that someone's just gonna drop money on you? 488 06:20:20,270 --> 06:20:30,270 Money they could use? 489 06:21:14,270 --> 06:21:24,270 Well, there ain't people like that. 490 06:21:59,270 --> 06:22:09,270 There's just people like me. 491 06:32:38,270 --> 06:32:48,270 Wash, we're on. Get us the hell off of the mud ball. 492 06:33:17,270 --> 06:33:27,270 Yeah, I'm working on it. 493 06:35:28,270 --> 06:35:38,270 Hello, Wash. Has there been a problem with takeoff? 494 06:35:59,270 --> 06:36:09,270 Is there a problem? Is there a problem? 495 06:37:29,270 --> 06:37:39,270 No. 496 06:37:51,270 --> 06:38:01,270 We're fine. 497 06:38:31,270 --> 06:38:41,270 You did what? 498 06:38:59,270 --> 06:39:09,270 I sent an override to port control, lifted the land-lock on Serenity. 499 06:39:36,270 --> 06:39:46,270 I ought to wipe that smile off your head. How dare you defy me, you... 500 06:40:24,270 --> 06:40:34,270 You wanted to make a man out of me, Dad. I guess it worked. 501 06:46:13,270 --> 06:46:23,270 Just keep walking, preacher man. 502 06:47:14,270 --> 06:47:24,270 You gotta be steely. You can't be letting men stomp on you so much. 503 06:48:09,270 --> 06:48:19,270 It wasn't exactly a plan. 504 06:49:01,270 --> 06:49:11,270 You ain't weak. 505 06:49:31,270 --> 06:49:41,270 You couldn't beat him back? 506 06:49:53,270 --> 06:50:03,270 Or would that not be appropriate? 507 06:50:29,270 --> 06:50:39,270 You're never letting go of that, are you? 508 06:50:54,270 --> 06:51:04,270 Well, you confound me some, is all. 509 06:51:37,270 --> 06:51:47,270 I mean, you like me well enough, and we get along. 510 06:52:24,270 --> 06:52:34,270 And then you go all stiff. 511 06:52:54,270 --> 06:53:04,270 I... I'm not... I didn't... 512 06:53:31,270 --> 06:53:41,270 See, you're doing it right now. 513 06:53:58,270 --> 06:54:08,270 What's so damn important about being proper? 514 06:54:47,270 --> 06:54:57,270 It don't mean nothing out here in the black. 515 06:55:16,270 --> 06:55:26,270 It means more out here. 516 06:55:57,270 --> 06:56:07,270 It's all I have. 517 06:56:27,270 --> 06:56:37,270 I mean, my way of being polite, or however it's... 518 06:57:32,270 --> 06:57:42,270 Well, it's the only way I have of showing you that I like you. 519 06:58:37,270 --> 06:58:47,270 I'm showing respect. 520 06:59:14,270 --> 06:59:24,270 - So when we made love last night... - When we what? 521 07:00:01,270 --> 07:00:11,270 You really are such an easy mark. 522 07:02:09,270 --> 07:02:19,270 Don't make no sense. 523 07:03:09,270 --> 07:03:19,270 What...? 524 07:03:35,270 --> 07:03:45,270 Why the hell did that mudder have to go and do that for? 525 07:04:03,270 --> 07:04:13,270 Jumping in front of that shotgun blast. 526 07:05:01,270 --> 07:05:11,270 Hell, there weren't a one of them understood what happened out there. 527 07:05:37,270 --> 07:05:47,270 They're probably sticking that statue right back up. 528 07:06:13,270 --> 07:06:23,270 Most like. 529 07:06:45,270 --> 07:06:55,270 I don't know why that eats at me so. 530 07:07:10,270 --> 07:07:20,270 It's my estimation... 531 07:07:43,270 --> 07:07:53,270 that every man ever got a statue made of him... 532 07:08:09,270 --> 07:08:19,270 was one kind of son of a bitch or another. 533 07:08:58,270 --> 07:09:08,270 It ain't about you, Jayne. 534 07:09:35,270 --> 07:09:45,270 It's about what they need. 535 07:11:05,270 --> 07:11:15,270 Don't make no sense.