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So, hey. How's everybody doing?

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Good.

3
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Hey, there. I like that top on you.

4
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Oh. Thanks.

5
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So, what can you tell me about Themyscira?

6
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Uh, like what?

7
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This is a class on Themyscira,
right, gorgeous?

8
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Seems like you should be able
to tell me something about it.

9
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What are your three favorite
things about Themyscira?

10
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Well, I guess the
ancient sculptures of Antigone.

11
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And the recently
unearthed poetry of Opolonia,

12
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and the...

13
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Oh! I'm sorry.

14
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Because, what about the lesbians?

15
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- What?
- Oh, my God.

16
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- Hmm. That doesn't seem very professional.
- Something is definitely off.

17
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Uh... Uh...

18
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I know my contact lens
is back here somewhere.

19
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How is this helping me get to my bride?

20
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It's a trade-off.
You help me help the Princess.

21
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I help you with The Bride.

22
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Well, it is taking a long time.

23
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This Professor MacPherson,

24
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she's the one who claims
Circe's visions of the Princess

25
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causing World War III are real.

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- So?
- So,

27
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does she seem like she knows
what she's talking about?

28
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- I suppose not.
- The commandos are on their way

29
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to assassinate the Princess now.

30
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We find out the truth
of this professor, we stop them,

31
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and you get to see your bride, a hero.

32
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Oh! Awesome! Should I kill the professor?

33
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- What? No.
- A few of the kids?

34
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No! Why are you killing anyone?

35
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- You just said you wanted me to be a hero.
- Not like that.

36
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We should check out the professor's house,
while she's here at school.

37
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Okay.

38
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I'll take the underwear drawer.

39
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Guess what I bring you,
Mr. Victor.

40
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Lemon...

41
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I did what I had to do.

42
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Yes, hello.

43
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This is General Rick Flag.

44
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I'm trying to get ahold of Princess Ilana.

45
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No, I know you don't speak English.

46
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Hold on. Wait! Son-of-a--

47
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Welcome back to Pokolistan, my friends.

48
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Pleasure to see you again, Alexi.

49
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Seems strange for you
to be back so soon, Booka?

50
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As you know,
we're just here to protect the Princess,

51
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being as we have
another credible threat.

52
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For 100 years in isolation,
we have no problems in Pokolistan.

53
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Then we open communications
with Americans,

54
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and within weeks,

55
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it's nothing but threat, threat, threat.

56
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Well, I'm not here to comment
on our government's political choices.

57
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What is the threat, exactly?
Who is threat?

58
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Unfortunately, that's classified.

59
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If Princess' life is in danger,
don't you think we should know?

60
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It doesn't really matter
what I think, Alexi.

61
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- Look, that woman is walking a cat.
- Mmm-hmm.

62
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I didn't know that
was something that happens.

63
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- Apparently, it is.
- Could be a bad omen.

64
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Or maybe it's just a cat on a leash.

65
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Something that odd?

66
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No, it's definitely
an augury of some type.

67
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I know these things.

68
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I once lived with a gypsy woman
steeped in the occult.

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Ivan?

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Ivan?

71
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What have you found, boy?

72
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Oh...

73
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my.

74
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What tomfoolery is this?

75
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Ivan. No.

76
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Good boy.
You're badly burned, good sir.

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These ointments have
ancient healing properties.

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They are sacred to my family.

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Gypsy shit.

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<i>Da.</i> Gypsy shit.

81
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Ah!. Your mobility is improving, I see.

82
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Why do you not look at me
when you speak?

83
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It is disrespectful.

84
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My eyes do not work, Eric.

85
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You are blind?

86
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<i>Da.</i>

87
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This world holds nothing of worth
besides beauty.

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If I were blind,

89
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- I would kill myself.
- Oh, my.

90
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The beauty of my bride.

91
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That is what keeps me going.

92
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- Close your eyes.
- Why?

93
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Have I not earned your trust?

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Close your eyes.

95
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- Are they closed?
- Yes.

96
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Now, imagine your bride.

97
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That is beauty.

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- And it is not with your eyes, is it?
- No.

99
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That is most of my everyday.

100
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I see more beauty
than you can imagine.

101
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I'll take upstairs.

102
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Is that a leash?

103
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Frank! Come up here.

104
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It's her, the professor. It's MacPherson.

105
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But we just saw her.

106
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Had to be a fake,
some sort of disguise artist,

107
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or someone working for Circe
to throw us all off track.

108
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All that mumbo-jumbo
with Waller yesterday,

109
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to get the Princess killed.

110
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<i>- Da?</i>
<i>- I need to speak</i>

111
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<i>to Princess Rostovic right now!</i>

112
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- Richard!
- Oh, thank God.

113
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Ilana, you need to get out of there.

114
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I don't have any time, but the commandos
are on their way to kill you. Get out!

115
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<i>- What? I don't understand.</i>
- Tell her about me.

116
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- I'll explain--
- Tell her about how we've been

117
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- hanging out.
- Shut up.

118
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- You need to get someplace safe.
- How I'm a good person.

119
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<i>Alexi is picking them up now.</i>

120
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- Just get out.
- Tell her to put in a good word

121
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for me with The Bride.

122
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Would you shut the fuck up?
Ilana, just get out of there.

123
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I'll call you back shortly.
Go! Get out of there!

124
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,352
What?

125
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,021
You didn't tell her anything about me.

126
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Like what?

127
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,817
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe how we're best friends?

128
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:12,112
How is she going to vouch to The Bride
about how much I've changed

129
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and what a rad guy I am,
if you don't even tell her we're buds!

130
00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,951
Shh! The Bride is trying to kill her.

131
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She's not gonna listen
to what Ilana has to say.

132
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I'm beginning to suspect
this whole plan makes absolutely no sense

133
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- from my point-of-view.
- Hide!

134
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You think you're hidden right now?

135
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Oh, come... I don't give a shit.

136
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- Turkey.
- I can smell.

137
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You clean it.

138
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,325
No need to be so bossy.

139
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:04,164
I seem to have a way
with this shotgun.

140
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,584
If I see something to murder,
I barely have to think it, and it is done.

141
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:11,254
My father would be happy
to see it put to use.

142
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Ivan helped.

143
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:16,092
- Oh, what did Ivan do?
- He was quiet.

144
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,677
It was good.

145
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:20,930
- Bogdana?
- Yes?

146
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,350
Thank you for nursing me
back to health,

147
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,685
and allowing me
a place to recuperate.

148
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:30,315
This is not just a place
for you to recuperate, Eric.

149
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It is your home.

150
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,278
I, and especially Ivan,

151
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:40,158
have been the happiest
we've ever been in your company.

152
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Even though you're a grouch.

153
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,372
I still have this shotgun, woman,
don't tempt me.

154
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,388
<i>Da?</i>

155
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,308
<i>Da.</i>

156
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,853
<i>Da.</i> Okay.

157
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,649
He says there is unfortunate traffic
on the way to castle,

158
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,318
so we should take alternatative route.

159
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,669
There you go, idiot.

160
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,408
That's a shapeshifter.

161
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,243
Calls himself Clayface.

162
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,327
He's dangerous.

163
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,246
We have to sneak out.

164
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,548
- What's up, Alexi?
- Hmm?

165
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:23,219
This isn't... We're leaving the city.
The castle is that way.

166
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,973
It seems roundabout,
but it's good shortcut.

167
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,576
- What the hell?
- Engine was making funny noise.

168
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,203
Did you hear that?

169
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,329
Did you?

170
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:50,914
No.

171
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,415
I am afraid I am screwing up.

172
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,293
How do you say? The <i>sŭedinitel?</i>

173
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,587
- How do you--
- I think how we say it is,

174
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,673
"Keep moving," Alexi!

175
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,549
You want me to permanently
damage vehicle?

176
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:02,676
Yes!

177
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,096
Turn around! Turn around!

178
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,642
Flag.

179
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,065
Gotcha!

180
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,872
Damn it!

181
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,333
My men have fought
and died for the Princess.

182
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,961
We are not going to let you kill her now.

183
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,506
Stand down, Bride.

184
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,507
You--

185
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,638
What a shame. I liked that guy.

186
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,398
<i>When I was drunk in the gutter</i>

187
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,610
<i>Or in the arms of another</i>

188
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,239
<i>Well just you remember</i>

189
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,330
<i>When you were</i>
<i>Left in the darkness</i>

190
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,501
<i>I lit a match for you,</i>
<i>Didn't I?</i>

191
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,505
<i>Just to let you know</i>

192
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,147
Argh! Ugh.

193
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,268
Argh!

194
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,633
Please... Please don't.

195
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:56,493
Nina? Phosphorus? Damn it!

196
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:06,294
Hold on, Flag. Hold on! Don't die!

197
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,004
Don't die!

198
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,716
Because I have so many questions
before you do.

199
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,636
Did The Bride ever mention me?

200
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,472
Is that a yes?

201
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:22,394
In your estimation,
did she say my name fondly?

202
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,480
Flag!

203
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,069
Tell The Bride the truth.

204
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,155
You--

205
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:47,377
Please, Eric.
Reconsider this.

206
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:52,132
I have stayed longer than intended.
I have to find my bride.

207
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,217
Our sole purpose is to be together.

208
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,177
She tried to kill you.

209
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,388
She does not love you.

210
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,224
She was being flirtatious and coy.

211
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,811
There are complex mating rituals
between humans

212
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,980
you don't understand, Bogdana.

213
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,733
No one loves a woman
who makes things too easy.

214
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,444
She does not love you.

215
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,071
Why can you not face this?

216
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,323
Mmm... No.

217
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,161
Why did you lock Ivan outside?

218
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,163
Because I'm uncertain he would understand.

219
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,706
Understand what?

220
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,624
Please, Eric.

221
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,585
Don't leave.

222
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,921
I don't want to be alone.

223
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:36,593
I would never let you be alone, Bogdana.

224
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:48,229
<i>I wouldn't want to live</i>

225
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:51,983
<i>In a world without grudges</i>

226
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:55,737
Sergei?

227
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:20,762
<i>I'll be sitting in the bar</i>
<i>There, drinking</i>

228
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,860
<i>Jesus I'm jumpy just relax</i>
<i>You dumb motherfucker</i>

229
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:39,447
<i>It's so hard to keep quiet</i>
<i>In these times</i>

230
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:42,200
<i>For the longest time</i>
<i>There's been a thought</i>

231
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:46,621
<i>In the back of my mind which</i>
<i>Cannot help but bring ruin</i>

232
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:49,541
<i>It's been one perfect crime,</i>
<i>All my life</i>

233
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:56,464
<i>Oh, until tonight</i>

234
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:59,551
<i>You and I,</i>
<i>we have lots in common</i>

235
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:02,804
<i>We met at some party</i>
<i>Or at the bar</i>

236
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,473
<i>It was one of those nights</i>
<i>When everything</i>

237
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,058
<i>Seems like a good idea</i>

238
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:12,063
{\an8}<i>And it was</i>
<i>One perfect crime</i>

239
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,149
{\an8}<i>All my life</i>

240
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:17,318
<i>Oh, until tonight</i>