Hurry up!
Shall I open fire, General?
Step back, GI Robot, and keep mum.
The Bride and Nina are inside.
They're not moving.
So, they've almost certainly been captured by Circe and the Sons of Themyscira.
Once the enemy is in your sights, attack,
and don't stop until they're all dead or incapacitated...
You gettin' the hang of this, Tin Man?
Most certainly, sir.
Good. Me and Easy been through this more than a few times.
Just follow our lead.
German forces shouldn't be too far up ahead.
We just need to take 'em by surpri...
Sure Shot, you got eyes?
Just arrived at the crescent, sir.
Let me...
Sergeant, get out of there! Now!
Fall back!
Sergeant, get down!
Hit the dirt!
Good God...
Damn, Tin Man, I've never seen anything like that!
I don't give a hoot if he's metal,
he's forever a brother of every man in Easy Company.
Cheers to the Tin Man!
What the hell?
It's a trap of some sort!
What? Point your head, woman. Where are they?
- Where are they? - They're gone!
Circe and the Sons of Themyscira?
- Yes! - They're gone?
That's what I said!
Then why were you screaming?
I wanted you to get the damn tape off my mouth!
Where is friend Nina?
They took her upstairs before they left.
What are you doing out here?
We thought we were recruiting monsters, not damsels in distress!
Nina!
I'm in here, help!
GI!
Friend Nina,
my disappointment in having no Nazis to kill when I arrived
is lessened by my pleasure that you are alive.
Hello.
I can't stay out of the water.
The helmet on my suit was shattered,
and I can't breathe without it.
But I have a spare back at the castle.
Do not worry, friend Nina.
Circe and the Sons, they attacked you,
and then, they just left you here alive?
Why would they do...
Uh-oh.
Everyone! Back to the castle now!
General, I didn't wanna come. I followed her here, I--
That doesn't matter now! Move, Alexi.
Get us back to the castle. Circe led us here on purpose.
She wanted us to be away from the castle so she could get to the princess.
Oh, ne!
The United States is home to the greatest minds in the world,
and that is an absolute certainty.
Now, how do I know?
Well, let's just say the proof is in the pudding,
and the pudding, ladies and gentlemen,
is my next guest, GI Robot!
Why am I pudding?
Go, go!
This incredible mechanical soldier
is the product of the greatest scientists in the US Army.
GI Robot is a killing machine
who took down over 1,000 enemy troops in the War.
Do you see something interesting out there, GI?
Can I call you GI?
You just did call me GI.
Yes, I did, didn't I?
Have you checked all these people's identification cards?
No, we haven't done that.
Why would we have done that, GI?
To see if are any known Nazis.
If so, they will be dispatched of,
in short order.
Well, I don't think there are any Nazis here.
That's what a Nazi would say.
Uh... What?
As you can see, the robot's personality
wasn't exactly built for these kinds of publicity tours.
- AI system. - What?
It's a term I prefer over "robot."
I've always been fascinated by the old film
of the subject in combat, but I never realized
he seems to have some type of vague self-awareness.
It's extraordinary.
The first of his type, really.
We're gonna retire it from the stage,
but thought it could be of use to you and your studies.
Indeed.
GI Robot, at attention, sir!
Well, hello.
I'm Dr. William Magnus, a scientist and engineer.
My specialty is artificial intelligence.
Are you a Nazi?
No. I'm not a Nazi.
Oh...
Where is my body?
I'm just studying you.
I'll piece you back together later,
perhaps with a few improvements if I'm feeling generous.
You're truly remarkable work, especially for 1943.
Are there Nazis nearby?
You're awful preoccupied with Nazis.
I was created with the sole mandate to kill Nazis and their allies.
But do you want to kill Nazis?
What I want is irrelevant. My directive is all that matters.
But, if you, theoretically, had no directive,
what is it that you desire?
Someday I'd like to be reunited
and see my boys.
Your boys?
The boys of Easy Company, sir.
And kill Nazis with them.
Have you seen them?
I have not. The War was 20 years ago.
Sergeant Frank Rock, Bulldozer,
Little Sure Shot, Wildman,
Canary, Four-Eyes, Bogman?
Ring any bells?
Yeah, no. I don't know who any of those people are.
But you, you are going to help me a great deal.
To murder Nazis?
No, but studying you will help me create
the next wave of automatons.
Yeah! Got 'em!
That's her, dude!
- Yo, she's fire. - Get her!
Hurry up, damn it!
The target is headed down
the eastern hall.
Gotcha!
All right, what are we supposed to do with her now?
The hell, dude.
The queen told us a million times. Just kill her.
I mean, yeah, but, you know,
might be a shame not to have a little taste first--
Ahh! Bitch!
Dude, your face is really messed up.
I think you need medical attention.
- Get her, you idiot. - On it.
Open the door, you bitch! Open it!
Shish kebab!
Here, madam, your air suit.
What am I gonna do?
So you can help in the battle...
So, how'd you get your mitts on it?
It bounced around from lab to lab, from the '60s through the '90s.
They studied it, and got what they could from it.
I guess Uncle Sam just forgot it existed after a while.
So, for the last ten years or so,
it's been in the hands of collectors like you.
It may not be that helpful in a battle no more,
but, damn, if it don't bring a certain je ne sais quoi
to any military collection like yours, Sam.
Angus, Socks, Clarabelle, Morty, Simon, Lizzy,
meet our new friend.
They call him GI Robot.
GI Robot at attention, sir!
- Ha-ha! - And your name and rank, sir?
I'm... I'm, uh, Sam. Sam Fitzgibbon.
I'm just a guy. No rank.
I wanted to join up, you know, I really did.
But this damn leg.
Pleased to meet you, friend.
Oh!
And, yeah...
When does it stop?
Here it is, GI, my pride and joy.
Go forward!
It's nice to have a family, ain't it?
But I do not get cold, sir.
Well, you never know, son.
It's been hell trying to get that rust outta your joints, you know.
Might as well take some precautions so your metal don't get messed up no more.
I think it looks good on you.
Where are we going, sir?
Ah, nowhere special. Just meeting up with some boys,
who are all interested in a better country,
just like me and you.
Oh!
You a good friend, boy.
Cheers for the Tin Man?
Absolutely. Cheers for the Tin Man!
Hell yeah!
Well, what do we have here, Sam?
It's like what I said, Billy. This is GI Robot.
I thought he might be some help for the cause.
Well, glad to have you, GI.
Glad to have a metal fist in the fight for what's right.
Yes, sir.
Oh...
Hmm...
Welcome, all, to this meeting
of the Hub City National Socialists Club.
Oh, boy. Nazis.
Hmm? What'd you say there, GI?
Coin-operated boy
Sitting on the shelf He is just a toy
But I turn him on
Are these Nazis, General?
Yeah, GI.
These are Nazis.
Oh.
Made of plastic
Get ready to die, Nazis!
GI? No!
And long-lasting
Who could ever, ever Ask for more?
Love without complications galore
Many shapes and weights To choose from
I will never Leave my bedroom
I will never Cry at night again
Wrap my arms around him And pretend
Hit the dirt!
Coin-operated boy
All the other real
Ones that I destroy
Cannot hold a candle To my new boy and I'll
Never let him go And I'll never be alone
And I'll never let him go And I'll never be alone
Not with my Coin-operated boy
This bridge was written
To make you feel smittener
With my sad picture
No, no, please!
Of girl getting bitterer
Can you extract me From my plastic fantasy?
I didn't think so
But I'm still convinceable
It's my pleasure to present
the incredible automated man, GI Robot!
This man, and he does meet the state's current definition of "man,"
willfully murdered 32 human beings
in cold blood.
On the count of second-degree murder, we find the defendant guilty.
I'm dying to lose it
I'm losing my confidence
I want it, I want it
I want to
I want to, I want to
GI!
Well, that's enough of that.
Argh!
Uh...
Oh, no.
Oh, princess.
Please!
Whatever you want, I'll give it to you.
Good. What I want...
is you dead.
Huh?
I always love a good barbecue.
You wanted monsters.
You got monsters.
GI.
Friend Nina.
We fought Nazis together, you and I.
- Yes. - It...
Oh, what a beautiful day.
Cheers for the Tin...
When the music starts We all get together
You don't understand what you've done!
You've doomed the world!
Oh, my God
How might I strive
In this modern life
Without you by my side
And I believe
My chattering teeth
Will be static beneath
Your undeniable light
I wanna hear Your haunting voice
Through naked ears While tasting tears
Of utter joy
'Cause when the music starts We all get together
And we dance and sing And love one another
It's a gorgeous thing The feeling you bring
Freedom is finally mine
And it's a gorgeous thing The feeling you bring
Freedom is finally mine