1 00:00:06,624 --> 00:00:08,251 School's out, bitches! 2 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:12,919 Congratulations, Greendale students... 3 00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:16,089 we've pulled off another year and we're still standing. 4 00:00:16,267 --> 00:00:18,599 Take that health inspector, building inspector... 5 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:21,169 foundation inspector, water-line inspector... 6 00:00:21,338 --> 00:00:25,536 geologist, exterminator, plumber, and Dad. 7 00:00:45,529 --> 00:00:48,396 Abed, why bring a metronome? 8 00:00:49,867 --> 00:00:53,268 I thought the sound might accentuate the idleness of our last meeting. 9 00:00:53,437 --> 00:00:55,302 - Good job, bad idea. - Okay, that's done. 10 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,633 - Yes! - Hang on, there's more. 11 00:00:57,808 --> 00:01:00,208 This one is exciting. 12 00:01:00,377 --> 00:01:03,312 We have to rename the Save Greendale Committee... 13 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:07,314 due to the fact that Greendale is done being saved. 14 00:01:10,421 --> 00:01:12,412 You think that's more exciting than summer? 15 00:01:12,590 --> 00:01:15,957 Oh, am I stealing your rays, dude? Come on, it's neat. 16 00:01:16,126 --> 00:01:18,924 Our mission is finally accomplished, once and for all. 17 00:01:19,096 --> 00:01:20,825 So, what do we call ourselves now? 18 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,727 - The Accomplishers. - The Obsoletists. 19 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:24,663 - Stephen King's Dreamcatchers. - Susan. 20 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:27,395 You're rebelling against yourselves, you get that? 21 00:01:27,571 --> 00:01:30,096 The current trend in branding is unique, simplistic... 22 00:01:30,274 --> 00:01:32,299 phonetically memorable gibberish. 23 00:01:32,476 --> 00:01:35,468 - How about Nippledippers? - I like Nippledippers. 24 00:01:35,646 --> 00:01:37,307 - You guys. - Okay. 25 00:01:37,481 --> 00:01:39,813 - Ooh. Nippledippers.com is available. - Grab that. 26 00:01:39,984 --> 00:01:41,611 - Done. - Nippledippers, listen up. 27 00:01:41,785 --> 00:01:43,548 Text from the dean. 28 00:01:43,721 --> 00:01:47,157 "Don't leave yet, I'm almost there. Special celebration. 29 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:51,624 Just finished entire semester without wearing a single silly outfit." 30 00:01:51,795 --> 00:01:52,955 Oh. 31 00:01:53,130 --> 00:01:56,691 - I hadn't even noticed. Good for him. Oh-oh. 32 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,732 Hi, everybody. Heh, heh, heh. 33 00:02:02,906 --> 00:02:04,203 I made it! 34 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:07,970 Obviously, I binged pretty hard there after the bell rang... 35 00:02:08,145 --> 00:02:09,373 but I made it! 36 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,014 Are you guys going out to celebrate or something? 37 00:02:12,182 --> 00:02:15,208 I'll tag along. It's been a tough year, I could use a drink. 38 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:17,047 We were gonna go to Britta's bar... 39 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:20,452 whenever Mother Time is willing to call it a year. 40 00:02:20,624 --> 00:02:23,752 - Okay, fine, we're done. Happy summer. - Whoo! 41 00:02:23,927 --> 00:02:25,690 Nippledippers drink for free. 42 00:02:25,863 --> 00:02:27,990 I'll pay. I'm not acknowledging that title. 43 00:02:28,165 --> 00:02:30,998 - It's 10 bucks for the domain. - I won't be able to join you. 44 00:02:31,168 --> 00:02:34,604 I gotta get on the road to California, I got a job through Linkedln. 45 00:02:34,772 --> 00:02:38,071 What? That's crazy. People use Linkedln? 46 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:41,507 No. Linkedln hired me to help figure out why people don't use it. 47 00:02:41,679 --> 00:02:43,738 Also, a friend I went to high school with... 48 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:47,509 just became unmarried last week and I thought I'd look her up. 49 00:02:47,685 --> 00:02:49,585 Wow, you work fast. 50 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:53,519 - Or actually, very slow. Good luck. - Are you coming back, Elroy? 51 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:56,290 I think so. 52 00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:59,157 Probably. 53 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:02,856 Maybe. Have a great summer. 54 00:03:07,137 --> 00:03:08,570 Oh! 55 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:39,150 Ripped By mstoll 56 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,731 You think bar scenes always start at a billiard shot... 57 00:03:42,906 --> 00:03:46,637 or every time someone takes a shot they start a scene without knowing it? 58 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,210 - What? - You can just say, "Shut up, Abed." 59 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:52,315 - Okay, ask me if I'm coming back. - Are you coming back? 60 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:56,781 "Yeah. Probably. Maybe." 61 00:03:56,954 --> 00:03:58,717 I mean, what was that, right? 62 00:03:58,889 --> 00:04:01,790 That was an Irish goodbye. Let's give it an Irish wake. 63 00:04:01,959 --> 00:04:03,392 Six years guys. 64 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,653 - Nippledippers. - Nippledippers. 65 00:04:06,363 --> 00:04:09,992 Where's Annie? No offense to you, but she's the only one that gets me. 66 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,431 - She said she had an interview. - Six years. 67 00:04:12,936 --> 00:04:14,836 Six seasons, right, Abed? 68 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:17,166 - Don't put a nickel in him. - Stop mitigating. 69 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,502 So, Abed, what happens in season seven? 70 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,234 Oh, man. 71 00:04:21,412 --> 00:04:23,972 - I don't know how likely season seven is. - Huh? 72 00:04:24,148 --> 00:04:25,945 What show ever peaked after season six? 73 00:04:26,116 --> 00:04:28,482 Simpsons, Seinfeld, South Park, Friends. 74 00:04:28,652 --> 00:04:30,279 They weren't hemorrhaging characters. 75 00:04:30,454 --> 00:04:32,422 I don't like that word, "hemorrhaging." 76 00:04:33,924 --> 00:04:36,586 I'll see what I can do? 77 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:40,025 - What if Shirley came back? - Shirley could get us back on formula... 78 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:43,291 but I don't see it turning us around. - What's our formula? 79 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:44,491 Well, basically... 80 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:53,942 I have a placeholder so set up it make analogies look like punch lines. 81 00:04:54,111 --> 00:04:57,478 My setup lacks awareness, but my punch line doesn't know. 82 00:04:57,648 --> 00:05:00,173 Abusive one-liner dismissing everything you said. 83 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:02,045 Absurd reaction. 84 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,449 You guys, can we put in a pin in the B story... 85 00:05:04,621 --> 00:05:05,986 and focus on the A story? 86 00:05:06,156 --> 00:05:10,024 I don't trust A stories. I had a setup about a story that was so placeholder... 87 00:05:10,194 --> 00:05:13,220 the punch line came five words early. And I can tag it too. 88 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:16,093 - Ooh. - I'll explain the risks involved... 89 00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:18,860 in all decisions made from here until eternity. 90 00:05:19,036 --> 00:05:20,765 - Who the hell are you? - Frankie Dart. 91 00:05:20,938 --> 00:05:25,341 - Is this combination gonna work? - Not my place to say. Abed? 92 00:05:25,509 --> 00:05:28,478 Lizard. Fire hydrant. Obama. 93 00:05:28,645 --> 00:05:31,136 Chang! 94 00:05:34,485 --> 00:05:37,648 You know, I put time into what I do wardrobe-wise. 95 00:05:37,821 --> 00:05:40,153 Shirley, no Shirley, what does it matter, right? 96 00:05:40,324 --> 00:05:44,055 Abed, we're not formulas. And if I had no self-awareness, I think I'd know. 97 00:05:44,228 --> 00:05:47,686 Things have structure. If we stray, we're weird. If we stick to it, boring. 98 00:05:47,865 --> 00:05:50,299 Yeah, but isn't that about the shape of your brain? 99 00:05:50,467 --> 00:05:52,128 I mean, no offense or anything... 100 00:05:52,302 --> 00:05:55,362 but isn't the shape of your brain kind of fucked up? 101 00:05:55,539 --> 00:05:57,063 What's your season-seven pitch? 102 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:59,471 My pitch for your fall semester at Greendale... 103 00:05:59,643 --> 00:06:02,578 is that everyone is nice and has fun and grows together. 104 00:06:02,746 --> 00:06:05,214 - Shirley or Elroy? - See, that's racist, man. 105 00:06:05,382 --> 00:06:09,409 Shirley or Elroy? That's racist. How about they both come back? 106 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:12,783 How about there's a whole third black person. 107 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,890 - Where do they all sit? - They, uh... 108 00:06:15,058 --> 00:06:19,825 Well, they sit wherever they wanna sit as of the 1960s. Ah. 109 00:06:19,997 --> 00:06:21,521 They si... 110 00:06:21,698 --> 00:06:22,960 - They sit... - Just pitch it. 111 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,294 - Don't pitch it. - I'm pitching it. 112 00:06:29,406 --> 00:06:33,672 Guess what. I made something. 113 00:06:33,844 --> 00:06:39,180 I made a belt with fabric. How cute is that? 114 00:06:39,349 --> 00:06:42,978 Well, I think that's very cute, so, uh... 115 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,313 Oh, and I love you guys. 116 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:49,255 I've got... I'm angry, and you should vote or don't vote. 117 00:06:49,426 --> 00:06:51,553 Sweet hallelujah. These are good times, baby. 118 00:06:51,728 --> 00:06:53,218 Good times, girl. Good times. 119 00:06:53,397 --> 00:06:55,888 Hey, I thought of something. We should go to the, um... 120 00:06:56,066 --> 00:06:58,728 To the, uh... To the, uh... To the market. 121 00:06:58,902 --> 00:07:02,633 We should. But wouldn't that be like a thing we saw? And didn't we do that? 122 00:07:02,806 --> 00:07:05,104 So shouldn't we be more ashamed and clever... 123 00:07:05,275 --> 00:07:09,439 and make everything more difficult? - Yes. And I think we should be sad. 124 00:07:09,613 --> 00:07:11,205 - And I'm nuts. - But I'm happy. 125 00:07:11,381 --> 00:07:12,905 And I'm happy too. 126 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:17,144 You know, hallelujah and Church and singing and street wisdom. 127 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:27,159 - Stop. - Crazy and racist and terrible. 128 00:07:27,331 --> 00:07:30,095 I agree. You're being way too linear about this. 129 00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:34,169 Shirley, Elroy, Troy, Hickey, living in the past. 130 00:07:34,338 --> 00:07:36,704 - Seven don't need no past. - What are you pitching? 131 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:39,842 - Don't pitch. - This is my pitch. 132 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:48,811 All right, that includes all notes and business as it pertains to the files. 133 00:07:48,986 --> 00:07:50,954 How you guys doing? Britta, how you doing? 134 00:07:51,121 --> 00:07:52,281 I'm cool, it's all good. 135 00:07:52,456 --> 00:07:54,219 - Annie, you looking fine. - Thank you. 136 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,415 Hey, what about me? 137 00:07:55,592 --> 00:07:58,356 Hey, everybody, look at me. I'm Ice Cube Head. 138 00:07:58,528 --> 00:08:01,122 I got an ice cube for a head. I also eat cell phones... 139 00:08:01,298 --> 00:08:03,766 so you better be careful with those around me... 140 00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:06,801 because they taste like prime rib where I'm from. Ha, ha. 141 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:09,598 Oh, boy. Imagine the times we'll all get in together... 142 00:08:09,773 --> 00:08:13,209 especially when I use my powers to help solve all your problems. 143 00:08:13,377 --> 00:08:16,938 Pichoo, pichoo, pichoo, pichoo, pichoo, pichoo. 144 00:08:17,114 --> 00:08:18,581 - Ha, ha, ha. - Pichoo. 145 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:20,910 - Ha, ha, ha. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 146 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,813 It's getting crazy in here. 147 00:08:25,489 --> 00:08:27,582 - All right, I'm going home. - What? 148 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:31,489 Guys, we just finished year six, and it was hard work. 149 00:08:31,662 --> 00:08:33,459 I don't wanna care about Greendale... 150 00:08:33,630 --> 00:08:36,599 and I don't wanna spend my brief moment of humanity... 151 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,098 doing conceptual riffs... 152 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,101 developing the imaginary TV show of our lives. 153 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:44,138 By the way, terrible improv. Ice Cube Head? 154 00:08:44,307 --> 00:08:47,140 - You were just looking at your drink. - Busted. 155 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,640 Annie? 156 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,040 I got the internship. 157 00:08:53,216 --> 00:08:57,550 I got the internship. I'm gonna intern for the FBI! Ah! 158 00:08:57,721 --> 00:09:00,554 I leave in a week. I'll be in D.C. All summer. 159 00:09:00,724 --> 00:09:04,353 You're leaving the nest. Can I have your bedroom? If you don't come back. 160 00:09:04,528 --> 00:09:06,655 Well, I'm definitely coming back. 161 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:08,525 Probably. 162 00:09:08,699 --> 00:09:10,667 Maybe. 163 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,572 Okay, the next order of business. 164 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:18,708 Garrett's holding Leonard's hand again. 165 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:21,503 - Stop doing that. - I'm checking for a pulse. 166 00:09:21,678 --> 00:09:24,203 Hey, hands off the Leonard dice. 167 00:09:24,381 --> 00:09:26,849 Question, when can we start the next paintball game? 168 00:09:27,017 --> 00:09:30,009 - I don't think you can force it. - Lots of things can be forced. 169 00:09:30,187 --> 00:09:34,055 Like a human head through a 6-inch drainpipe. 170 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,418 - What? - I'm just kidding, pal. 171 00:09:37,594 --> 00:09:40,154 Okay, did anyone on the Sustain Greendale Committee... 172 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:43,094 do any of their assignments this week? Scrunch? 173 00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:45,996 Sorry, bro, I don't work for you. You work for me. 174 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:49,605 I'm the tech billionaire that bought this dump and cuts your paycheck. 175 00:09:49,773 --> 00:09:53,504 If you can call that a paycheck. I've seen more zeroes over Pearl Harbor. 176 00:09:55,145 --> 00:09:56,544 There were hundreds of them. 177 00:09:56,713 --> 00:10:01,377 The sky was black with smoke and bombs. 178 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,115 Double-click this, Winger. 179 00:10:04,287 --> 00:10:07,188 It's your job to work, it is our job to party. 180 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,291 And hatch hare-brained schemes. 181 00:10:09,459 --> 00:10:12,121 - And get laid. - And get laid. 182 00:10:12,295 --> 00:10:14,695 And, eventually, leave you here as well. 183 00:10:18,235 --> 00:10:21,329 - Jeff, you okay? - Huh? Oh. 184 00:10:21,505 --> 00:10:23,803 I was taken aback. It's big news. 185 00:10:25,609 --> 00:10:27,543 What have you guys been doing? 186 00:10:28,512 --> 00:10:30,639 We were just... 187 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,941 looking for ways to make season seven work. 188 00:10:34,117 --> 00:10:36,449 We got through six seasons. What's up with that? 189 00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:40,056 I mean, where's season seven? We gotta figure out season seven. 190 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,555 Or maybe we could just hang out. 191 00:10:54,604 --> 00:10:58,563 Sorry I'm late. Last night was so insane it made the Insane Clown Posse... 192 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,869 look like the Well-Adjusted Clown Posse. 193 00:11:01,044 --> 00:11:03,308 It must be hard work running away from your age. 194 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,209 Has anyone seen my e-cigarette? 195 00:11:05,382 --> 00:11:08,010 - There should be a charity for you. - Thank you. 196 00:11:08,185 --> 00:11:11,382 I don't know if I can keep commuting from here to FBI headquarters. 197 00:11:11,555 --> 00:11:13,853 Britta, Abed, I'll have to move back in. 198 00:11:14,024 --> 00:11:17,016 - I moved in with them. - Chang, we have files. 199 00:11:17,194 --> 00:11:18,821 - Moving out. - You seem stressed. 200 00:11:18,995 --> 00:11:22,089 Are those criminology credits you need hard to get at Greendale? 201 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:25,029 The only credit hard to get at Greendale is from a bank. 202 00:11:25,202 --> 00:11:27,932 It's just they have schools for this stuff at Quantico. 203 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:32,336 Being with you guys is great, but why is this a good choice for me? 204 00:11:32,509 --> 00:11:34,841 Why doesn't the audience feel sorry for me? 205 00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:37,912 - Britta, your parents were murdered. - By whom? 206 00:11:38,081 --> 00:11:41,346 The police won't touch it. They're calling it a double suicide. 207 00:11:41,518 --> 00:11:42,849 I got this. 208 00:11:45,388 --> 00:11:48,516 You're proposing a show in which Annie comes back and it hinges... 209 00:11:48,692 --> 00:11:51,183 on the murder of my parents? - It's a placeholder. 210 00:11:51,361 --> 00:11:54,694 I'm just saying, there's always gonna be a need for law at Greendale. 211 00:11:54,865 --> 00:11:57,459 - You remember the Ass Crack Bandit? - Yeah. 212 00:12:00,036 --> 00:12:03,164 Do I remember? I mean, doesn't everybody? Heh. 213 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,637 It could've been anybody. 214 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:08,073 What is with this diaper thing? Is it about shaming me? 215 00:12:08,245 --> 00:12:10,236 Do you really want people dressing you? 216 00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:11,641 It would be polite to try. 217 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:14,648 It's nice to see you interested, but I wouldn't watch that. 218 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,753 Me neither. You wanna know a perfect season seven? 219 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,528 Senator, you were allowed to call us terrorists... 220 00:12:28,698 --> 00:12:30,893 before we moved to international waters... 221 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:34,059 but we're a nation now, so I guess this is fucking war. 222 00:12:34,237 --> 00:12:36,137 Annie, I need you to go to Washington. 223 00:12:36,306 --> 00:12:37,898 - I'm scared. - Be more scared. 224 00:12:38,074 --> 00:12:40,941 The protestors are scared, they need you to talk to them. 225 00:12:41,111 --> 00:12:44,569 They should be, but they shouldn't need a leader to tell them what to do. 226 00:12:44,748 --> 00:12:49,685 We're all born free into a world of lies, but let's talk about you for a second. 227 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,252 Well, I'm not a joke anymore. 228 00:12:51,421 --> 00:12:54,083 I'm strictly transgender, I'm not all this other stuff. 229 00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:57,886 I represent the transgender community, and it's a real thing. 230 00:12:58,061 --> 00:13:01,258 I am not crazy, but I do have flaws. I'm smart... 231 00:13:01,431 --> 00:13:02,955 "All this other stuff"? 232 00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:05,499 Glad to be of service. I want my diaper back. 233 00:13:05,669 --> 00:13:08,035 I don't even own a TV and I wouldn't watch that. 234 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,637 Oh, yeah? What's your pitch? 235 00:13:09,806 --> 00:13:14,300 Oh, well, I... I mean, it's not that complicated is it? 236 00:13:27,991 --> 00:13:29,549 - Hello. - Hello. 237 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,284 - Hello. - How's everyone? 238 00:13:31,461 --> 00:13:32,792 - Hello. - I have... 239 00:13:32,963 --> 00:13:35,261 We could learn about science or history. 240 00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:38,196 It's set in a school after all. Why aren't we learning? 241 00:13:40,704 --> 00:13:43,195 And I know that's not enough, so... 242 00:13:46,109 --> 00:13:47,167 And so on. 243 00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:49,141 Boo! 244 00:13:49,312 --> 00:13:52,372 It's possible there is more skill to it than I thought. 245 00:13:52,549 --> 00:13:54,642 - Yes, yes, yes! - There is skill to it. 246 00:13:54,818 --> 00:13:59,278 More importantly, it has to be joyful, effortless, fun. 247 00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:01,947 TV defeats its own purpose when pushing an agenda... 248 00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:03,786 or trying to defeat other TV... 249 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,293 or being proud or ashamed of itself for existing. 250 00:14:07,464 --> 00:14:10,092 It's TV. It's comfort. 251 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:13,568 It's a friend you've known so well and for so long... 252 00:14:14,371 --> 00:14:16,100 you just let it be with you. 253 00:14:18,341 --> 00:14:20,605 It needs to be okay for it to have a bad day... 254 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,904 or phone in a day. 255 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,512 It needs to be okay for it... 256 00:14:24,681 --> 00:14:27,479 to get on a boat with LeVar Burton and never come back. 257 00:14:29,052 --> 00:14:31,885 Because eventually, it all will. 258 00:14:34,391 --> 00:14:36,382 - I'm fine. - I know. 259 00:14:36,559 --> 00:14:39,153 It's... It's not just that. 260 00:14:39,329 --> 00:14:43,595 It's such a classic mistake, but I got really attached to my pitch. 261 00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:46,531 I had a soundtrack in my head and everything. 262 00:14:46,703 --> 00:14:48,136 Well, I agree with Abed. 263 00:14:48,772 --> 00:14:52,230 - And I have an effortless pitch. - Hm. 264 00:14:56,746 --> 00:15:00,375 So how's this semester's crop of apples looking? 265 00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:04,042 Bruised but not rotten. Asian kid in my math class doesn't wanna study... 266 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,916 because he doesn't wanna be a stereotype. It's funny. 267 00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:10,389 A strong B story. I can say that because I teach TV Appreciation. 268 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:14,326 Send that student to me and we'll make it more serious. I'm the school shrink. 269 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:17,330 - I wear these glasses every episode. - You are hot in them. 270 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,764 - Very hot. - This gives me a more solid reason... 271 00:15:19,936 --> 00:15:22,268 to interact with you than a stupid committee. 272 00:15:22,439 --> 00:15:25,966 By the way, I'm a lesbian. It's why I haven't hit on Jeff. 273 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:29,737 Well, here's my deal. I teach criminology, but look... 274 00:15:30,046 --> 00:15:32,514 - ... it's the original Annie. - Ah. 275 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,378 But I'm grown up and I'm hot, but not little-girl hot. 276 00:15:35,552 --> 00:15:38,646 And I'm happy and we're all together and it makes sense. 277 00:15:38,822 --> 00:15:42,087 - We might just live the good life yet. - Heh, heh. 278 00:15:42,258 --> 00:15:43,748 - Hey! - Dean! 279 00:15:43,927 --> 00:15:45,895 - Dean Jeffrey. - Ha, ha, ha. 280 00:15:46,062 --> 00:15:48,292 I told you not to come to the teacher's lounge. 281 00:15:48,465 --> 00:15:50,262 You're supposed to be in dean class. 282 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:53,027 How can I learn to be dean if I can't hang out with teachers? 283 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,434 We're supposed to be shaping minds, but we keep shaping each other. 284 00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:59,131 - Bring it in. - Aw. 285 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,948 In this version would you tell me what to do a lot? 286 00:16:06,116 --> 00:16:07,481 Am I on meds in it? 287 00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:09,982 I'm mellow and relatable. I like it. 288 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:14,182 I would love to teach at Greendale. And I do miss wearing skirts. 289 00:16:14,357 --> 00:16:17,485 Once you swallow the contrivance, it'd open new areas and dynamics. 290 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,821 - And it's evergreen. - Great, that's settled. 291 00:16:19,996 --> 00:16:21,122 How do we make it real? 292 00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:23,959 Annie, you should start looking into education classes. 293 00:16:24,134 --> 00:16:25,328 You too, Abed. 294 00:16:26,002 --> 00:16:28,163 I should tell you I'm moving to Los Angeles. 295 00:16:28,338 --> 00:16:29,327 What? 296 00:16:29,506 --> 00:16:31,997 Like a TV executive, I let you work your asses off... 297 00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:36,134 because there's no profit in saying no to an idea. But now I have to pass. 298 00:16:36,312 --> 00:16:38,837 I'm a PA on a Fox show set in a video-game studio. 299 00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:41,540 It's like 30 Rock meets IT Crowd meets... 300 00:16:41,718 --> 00:16:43,310 well, me. 301 00:16:43,953 --> 00:16:45,716 - I'm growing up. - That's so great. 302 00:16:45,889 --> 00:16:47,322 Congratulations, Abed. 303 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,685 But you're coming back, right? 304 00:16:49,859 --> 00:16:51,656 Maybe. 305 00:16:53,396 --> 00:16:54,863 Probably. 306 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,701 - Maybe. - But six seasons and a movie. 307 00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:02,497 I know it comforts you to look through that meta-lens... 308 00:17:02,672 --> 00:17:05,300 but this is reality. TV's rules aren't common sense. 309 00:17:05,475 --> 00:17:07,875 They're a studio wanting to milk their properties dry. 310 00:17:08,044 --> 00:17:11,502 Hear, hear. Cheers to that, and cheers to Abed. 311 00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:13,273 Cheers. 312 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,521 - What...? Jeffrey. - Hey. 313 00:17:33,336 --> 00:17:34,701 And so on. 314 00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:53,715 - Annie, I'm home. - Hey there. 315 00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:56,552 How was your day? Did anything funny happen? 316 00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:58,250 Who cares? 317 00:17:58,428 --> 00:18:01,556 - How was your day? - Good. Sebastian did some drawing. 318 00:18:01,731 --> 00:18:03,494 Sebastian. Let's look at him. 319 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,991 - Sebastian. - Sebastian. 320 00:18:06,469 --> 00:18:09,438 - Aw. Back to your child area. - Aw. 321 00:18:09,606 --> 00:18:10,937 Yay! 322 00:18:11,107 --> 00:18:13,371 I love you. 323 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:19,512 - Are you okay? - Is this really what you want? 324 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,944 Of course. 325 00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:23,642 I mean, I'd be fine with a dog too... 326 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,447 but whatever you want. 327 00:18:25,622 --> 00:18:27,351 Do you have any idea what I want? 328 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,218 Yes? 329 00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:42,529 - How'd you get in? - I hold the spare keys... 330 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:46,038 so the dean would stop leaving them under the welcome mat. 331 00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:49,168 You left weirdly. 332 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,540 There's no normal way to do anything now. 333 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,272 Yeah. 334 00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:58,180 - You're gonna be fine, you know. - I don't wanna be fine. 335 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:01,448 I wanna be 25 and heading out into the world. 336 00:19:01,624 --> 00:19:04,787 I wanna fall asleep on a beach and be able to walk the next day. 337 00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:06,588 Or stay up all night on accident. 338 00:19:06,763 --> 00:19:10,290 I wanna wear a white T-shirt without looking like I forgot to get dressed. 339 00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:14,903 I wanna be terrified of AIDS. I wanna have an opinion about those... 340 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:18,263 boring-ass Marvel movies. 341 00:19:18,441 --> 00:19:21,968 And I want those opinions to be of any concern to the people making them. 342 00:19:22,145 --> 00:19:25,945 Well, I wanna live in the same home for more than a year... 343 00:19:26,115 --> 00:19:28,879 order wine without feeling nervous... 344 00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:33,853 have a résumé full of crazy mistakes instead of crazy lies. 345 00:19:34,023 --> 00:19:37,789 I want stories and wisdom, perspective. 346 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:41,794 I wanna have so much behind me I'm not a slave to what's in front of me. 347 00:19:41,964 --> 00:19:44,159 Especially these... 348 00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:47,568 flavorless, unremarkable Marvel movies. 349 00:19:47,737 --> 00:19:50,205 - Oh, they are so not a big deal. - I know. 350 00:19:50,373 --> 00:19:52,933 - It's just all there is. - Yes, and you get to say that. 351 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,770 I could screw myself if I say it... 352 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:58,209 but there's pressures on me you don't have to live under... 353 00:19:58,381 --> 00:20:02,374 if you accept that you're older... 354 00:20:02,552 --> 00:20:04,213 and let the kid stuff go. 355 00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:06,852 I let you go, Annie. 356 00:20:07,824 --> 00:20:10,691 With my hands, and my head. 357 00:20:11,227 --> 00:20:12,990 The heart... 358 00:20:13,162 --> 00:20:15,323 Which cynics say is code for penis. 359 00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:18,661 - Wants what it wants. 360 00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:22,196 But I let you go. 361 00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:31,773 The others are coming. 362 00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:34,439 I think you should kiss me goodbye... 363 00:20:34,617 --> 00:20:37,108 or you might regret it for the rest of your life. 364 00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:38,814 What about you? 365 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:42,082 I'll regret the kiss for a week. I'm in my 20s. Who cares? 366 00:21:02,145 --> 00:21:05,114 Whoo. Are we interrupting? 367 00:21:05,281 --> 00:21:06,646 Stop being gross. 368 00:21:06,816 --> 00:21:09,080 You guys doing an unauthorized finale? Not cool. 369 00:21:09,252 --> 00:21:13,689 Abed, I know it gives you comfort to see through that meta-lens, but... 370 00:21:14,257 --> 00:21:16,282 we were just saying goodbye to the room. 371 00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:20,020 For season six. Season seven, who knows? It's out of our hands. 372 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,322 Too many variables. 373 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:24,330 Cool. Cool, cool. Cool, cool. 374 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,866 - Cool. - Heh. 375 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,697 That was one cool for each season. 376 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,805 Wait, do it again, I wanna try something. 377 00:21:30,973 --> 00:21:33,533 - Cool. Cool, cool. Cool... 378 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,472 - Oh. - Cool, cool. 379 00:21:35,645 --> 00:21:38,512 I farted during the fourth one. It's an inside joke. 380 00:21:38,681 --> 00:21:40,615 - I'm gonna miss you guys. - Gay. 381 00:21:40,783 --> 00:21:44,150 You know what I think, as a humble outsider that came in and nailed it? 382 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,015 I think everyone should imagine... 383 00:21:46,189 --> 00:21:48,623 their own personal version of season seven... 384 00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:51,487 and not share it with anyone. Maybe it'll come true. 385 00:21:51,661 --> 00:21:55,222 No cutting to any of them. If you cut to it, it won't come true. 386 00:22:08,945 --> 00:22:11,311 You just stopped being a study group. 387 00:22:11,481 --> 00:22:15,474 I hereby pronounce you a community. 388 00:22:15,651 --> 00:22:17,414 Brianna, you're the driven idealist. 389 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:21,387 Kaylee, the fiery, passionate one, we might have a fun no-stringsy thing. 390 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:25,516 And Mackenzie, the kooky, nerdy one. And Hallie, the other nerdy one. 391 00:22:25,695 --> 00:22:27,822 You should be friends and have pillow fights. 392 00:22:27,997 --> 00:22:29,658 And there's Phoebe, the wise one. 393 00:22:29,832 --> 00:22:32,027 No? You're nerdy too? Okay. 394 00:22:32,201 --> 00:22:34,328 And the rest of you other redhead ones... 395 00:22:34,504 --> 00:22:37,735 we're gonna have some pretty crazy times. 396 00:22:37,907 --> 00:22:41,308 And eventually, you'll leave and be replaced by new ones... 397 00:22:41,477 --> 00:22:43,945 and that's something I'm equipped to handle now. 398 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,740 I'm sort of a hero that way. 399 00:22:47,683 --> 00:22:49,651 We can cut to them at home though, right? 400 00:22:49,819 --> 00:22:52,083 - I mean, by ourselves? - Sure. 401 00:22:52,255 --> 00:22:54,485 - I love that I got to be with you guys. - Gay. 402 00:22:54,657 --> 00:22:56,955 You saved my life, and changed it forever. 403 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,457 Gay! 404 00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,061 Thank you. 405 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:13,202 I'm gay. 406 00:23:15,878 --> 00:23:18,369 I'm for real gay. 407 00:23:20,216 --> 00:23:22,776 I'm legit gay! 408 00:24:33,623 --> 00:24:36,421 - This is the show. - Right. That's right. 409 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,496 Community, the hit show is now a hit board game. 410 00:24:45,668 --> 00:24:48,831 - More like an "I'm bored" game. - Shut up, Leonard. 411 00:24:49,005 --> 00:24:52,566 You look like a German puppet maker and smell like the inside of a church. 412 00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:55,836 Blah, blah. Commercial VO describing the rules of gameplay. 413 00:24:56,012 --> 00:24:59,311 - I like you, Winger. As a friend. - Ooh. 414 00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:02,713 Sorry, Britta, but that friendship just got a benefit. 415 00:25:02,885 --> 00:25:04,853 Collect the other players' identities... 416 00:25:05,021 --> 00:25:08,479 and be the first to figure out if the game is part of the show or... 417 00:25:08,658 --> 00:25:11,286 I got it. The whole show is happening inside this game. 418 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:14,088 Then explain this. 419 00:25:16,399 --> 00:25:18,993 - What is it? - It's a script... 420 00:25:19,168 --> 00:25:23,537 of a fake commercial at the end of season six... 421 00:25:23,706 --> 00:25:26,004 starring this family. 422 00:25:26,175 --> 00:25:27,540 Sorry, Dad. 423 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:29,405 Guess I win. 424 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,811 You stupid child. 425 00:25:32,982 --> 00:25:34,506 Nobody's winning anything. 426 00:25:34,684 --> 00:25:36,652 Don't you see? 427 00:25:36,819 --> 00:25:39,310 This means we don't exist. 428 00:25:39,655 --> 00:25:42,886 We're not created by God, we're created by a joke. 429 00:25:43,492 --> 00:25:48,225 We were never born and we will never actually live. 430 00:25:55,004 --> 00:25:56,995 Dice not included. Some assembly required. 431 00:25:57,173 --> 00:26:00,267 Lines between perception, desire and reality may become blurred. 432 00:26:00,443 --> 00:26:03,708 Characters may hook up with no regard for your emotional investment. 433 00:26:03,879 --> 00:26:06,871 Some episodes too conceptual, some too funny to be immersive... 434 00:26:07,049 --> 00:26:10,018 some so immersive they aren't funny. Consistency between seasons varies. 435 00:26:10,186 --> 00:26:11,847 Viewers measured by participants... 436 00:26:12,021 --> 00:26:14,489 keeping handwritten journals of what they watch. 437 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:17,023 Show may be cancelled and moved to the Internet... 438 00:26:17,193 --> 00:26:19,354 where it turns out millions were watching. 439 00:26:19,528 --> 00:26:22,986 Fake commercial may descend into vain Chuck Lorre-esque rant by creator. 440 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:26,566 Therapist told creator this is not how you make yourself a good person. 441 00:26:26,736 --> 00:26:29,227 Life may pass by while we ignore those close to us. 442 00:26:29,405 --> 00:26:32,932 Those people may want to know I love them but am incapable of saying it. 443 00:26:33,109 --> 00:26:35,611 Contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus. 444 00:26:39,650 --> 00:26:47,650 Ripped By mstoll