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Save Greendale Committee,
please welcome

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our newest member,
math teacher Ben Chang.

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Okay,
let's get serious.

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I've compiled
a short list

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of the most immediate
Greendale emergencies.

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Is deforestation
on the list?

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I, for one, am glad
that this is happening.

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What this school needs
is a band of heroes,

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champions willing
to rise up

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and "get all
those potatoes
out of the gym."

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We're like House Vogadash

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in the HBO original series
Bloodlines of Conquest.

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Oh, yeah!
Bloodlines of Conquest.
That's my show.

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That is a good show.

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They really get
the incest right.

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What the hell
is Bloodlines of Conquest?

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It's a medieval
fantasy series.

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It's based on these great books
that nobody seems to read.

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It's great.
It's got betrayal, boobs,
espionage, dragons.

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Oh, wait, dragons?
Is that a spoiler?

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I just started Season One.

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I don't start watching shows
until they're so popular

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that watching them
is no longer a statement.

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So because you're
three seasons behind,

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we have to live
in a fantasy world

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where there's
no thing as dragons?

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Pretending Lord Stevarios
is alive?

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Oops.

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Oh!
Thanks, Abed.

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How about me buying
Bloodlines of Conquest books,

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read ahead, and spoil
the series for you?

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Insane. Something
an insane person would do.

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Knuckleheads, focus.

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Item one,

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the Greendale student census
is out of date.

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Britta, Abed, why don't you
partner up on that one?

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Give you a chance
to squash this beef.

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Next, the midterm dance
is tonight.

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Who wants to be
on the decorating committee?

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Mmm.

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Fine, I'll do it.
I'll do it.

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I will be on
that committee.
Me too.

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Are you guys volunteering
because you think
I'll do all the work?

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I wouldn't.
No. Not at all.

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I don't care enough
to lie, so no.

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I will reward that honesty
by giving you something easy.

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A bulletin board fell down
in the cafeteria
a couple months ago.

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Think you can get it
hung back up?

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I'll give it a drive-by.
Great.

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We have now completed
our first task,

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"Have a productive meeting!"

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For every task
that we complete,

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a star goes
on the task wall!

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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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Brince Ironstone's daughter
is his mother!

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Brince Ironstone's daughter
is his mother!

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Hi there.

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What can I do for you?

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Can you get me a drill,
a couple of screws,
and a bulletin board?

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No, I cannot.
Okay, I tried. Bye.

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You wanna hang
a bulletin board,

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you need to get a work order
from the head janitor.

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They get more powerful
than you?

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Hello, I'm taking
the school census.

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Please fill out this form,
but don't talk to me.
I can't hear.

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I can't hear either.

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Are you deaf?
But you read lips?

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Barbagarbagarba
garbabarbabarba?

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That was gibberish.
You're good.

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Thank you.

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I wish I knew
sign language.

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I detonated a mollusk.

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Are you going to have
another intense burst
of compatibility

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with a girl
we never see again?

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I can't hear you.

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Banana. Train.

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The midterm dance
will need a visual theme,

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like "let's blow off steam,"
and it's trains.

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- I have an idea.
- Chang, your last idea
was to murder.

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Edison.
The bulletin board's a no-go.

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Really? So you did your best,

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and this task just…

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eludes you?

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I have a lifetime of
experience with red tape.

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I know when to walk away.

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Yeah, you do.
Hey, Edison.

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The system is lazy.

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I have integrity, too much
to deal with any of it.

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- I'll do it myself.
- I'd love to watch you try.

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Okay. I am on
bulletin board duty.

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You guys are in charge
of the dance.

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Oh, Professor Pushpin!

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Jerry, Carlo, Crazy Schmidt.
I'm Annie.

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You learned our names.
I did.

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Crazy Schmidt, how are
C.J.'s clarinet lessons going?

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Whoa.

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Well, she's having
a little trouble

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with his left finger lifts,
but she's getting there.

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Annie, do you want
that bulletin board hung up?

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Let me put in
a work order for you.

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There you go.

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That should happen in three
to six business months.

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Any way we could
bump that up a little,

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so it's somewhere above…

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"Lower flag
for Reagan's death?"

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You gotta talk to
a custodian for that,
we're janitors.

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There's a difference?

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We were just starting
to like you.

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Had enough?

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I'm just getting started.

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What was
your stumbling block,
being nice?

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Look, I admire your idealism,

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but my guess is
that you will be crying uncle

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before that board
ever goes up.

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Game on, baby.

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Come on,
come on, come on.

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What? God.

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Nice try.

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This isn't over!

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Sandals! Sandals!

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Here we go.
You wanted to get dirty.
This is where it starts.

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Deputy Custodian Lapari,

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Annie Edison from
the Save Greendale Committee.

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How's your
daughter's soccer…

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I'm sorry,
this is a closed function.

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We do not discuss business
at custodial mixers.

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But your daughter,
soccer.

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Daughter, soccer.
Yes, thanks for coming.

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Hey, get a load
of that wood burnt sign.

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Did Mr. Whitney in Woodshop
make that for you guys?

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Yes, that is
a Whitney original.

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Oh! You know, I noticed
that Whitney's bathroom

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has this amazing toilet.

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Flushes like
a DC-10 turbine.

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Probably exceeds code,

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but what's wrong
with a little friendship
between departments?

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Now, how can our committee
be your friend?

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Bob?

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Excuse me.

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Chief Custodian Bob Waite,
Buzz Hickey, Annie Edison.

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Hickey and Edison,
something in the job queue…

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Bulletin board.

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Yeah, we were hoping
to get that up…

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Let's take a walk.

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That's quite a spread, Bob.
I'm impressed.

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Well, it's election time.

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If I don't break out
the fancy sausages,

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my ass goes
in the grinder
next January.

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Keeping my people happy,
it's an uphill battle.

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For example,
look at this.

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A lot of the websites
we try and visit

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get blocked
by this weird filter thing.

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Now, let's say I wanted
to move a work order
for a bulletin board

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from the bottom of the queue
to the top.

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How can I do that
when I'm dealing with this?

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They want
their porn unblocked.

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Then they'll give you
your board.

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That's what that was?
How did you know?

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Did you investigate
pornography when
you were a cop?

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Eh, something like that.

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So he wants a bribe.

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Welcome to
the labyrinth, kid.

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Only there ain't no puppets or
bisexual rock stars down here.

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And at the center of it all,
if you're lucky,

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a piece of cork
and a few pins.

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So what, is it worth it?

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Is that what a bulletin board
is to you, Professor?

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A piece of cork?
That's not what it is

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to people that lose
their pets,

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people that need rides,

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people whose bad bands
need bad bass players.

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To them, every pushpin
has the power
to change the future.

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So yes, Professor,
it's worth it.

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I know a lady
in the I.T. department.

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I learned how
to say this in sign language.

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You're a fast learner.

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I learned how
to say this in sign language.

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Don't forget I can read lips.

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I learned how
to say this in sign language.

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Okay, I'll put some food
on the tables,

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we'll lower the lights,
and that's a midterm dance.

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I guess it could use
a little something
theme-wise.

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I have an idea.

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"Bear down for midterms."

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What?

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"Bear down for midterms."

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You can't just repeat it.
You need to
explain yourself.

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It's midterm time.

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Mmm-hmm.
People have to bear down,

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study hard,
get to work.

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It's "bear down
for midterms."

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Is there a dot
I'm not connecting?

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Uh-uh.
It's a play on words.

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"Bear down"
is an expression.

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I know the expression,
Chang.

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"Fly on the wall"
is an expression,

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but if I want to pitch
"fly on the wall
for midterms,"

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you might ask,
"What do you mean?"

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Chang?
Are you crying?

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I understand
I've been crazy in the past,

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but that doesn't make it
any less frustrating

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to be completely dismissed
like this.

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I don't know if you guys
even see me as human anymore.

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I don't know if
it's like a joke to you.

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Are all Asian men
like a joke?

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If it's like
a racial thing.
No.

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No! No!

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I've paid for my crimes.

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Underneath all the craziness,
I am still a human, and I…

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I do want to make
a difference and…

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Can you respect that?
Please?

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Chang…

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What can we do here?

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Bear down for midterms.

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Okay.
Okay, well…

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We'll…
Put up some bear things?

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We'll bear down.
For midterms.

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Okay.

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You want me to lift

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web restrictions solely
for custodial?

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They need full access,
so they can research, um…

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custodian stuff.

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If the filter
is mistakenly
blocking a site,

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they just need to submit
the URL, and I can…

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Okay,
what do you want?
Excuse me?

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Tell us what
we can do for you

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so that you can
do this for us.

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Oh. Cool.

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I… I didn't know
it could work that way.

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I guess I could use
decent parking.

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Right now
they make me park
in Annex B.

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Like a…

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…lunch lady.

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Our committee
can talk to Parking.

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But, Debra,
let's be clear.
I want everything

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to get through
that porn blocker.

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What do you mean
everything?

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Everything!

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Understood.

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I'm very happy right now.

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So just bears
everywhere?
Yep.

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Then we'll have
cakes, party hats,

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birthday stuff!

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This is coming together
better than I thought.

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I'm sorry,
birthday stuff?

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Yes, Duncan.
Okay, I'm sorry.

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Birthday stuff.

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Well, I've been sad to see
that bulletin board down

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00:11:02,902 --> 00:11:04,737
in the cafeteria for so long.

250
00:11:04,737 --> 00:11:07,239
I've always had a passion
for bulletins.

251
00:11:07,239 --> 00:11:08,532
If parking for the IT guy
puts that board back
where it belongs,

252
00:11:11,577 --> 00:11:13,203
I won't stand in the way.

253
00:11:13,203 --> 00:11:15,497
You know what you need,
speaking as a fan
of bulletins…

254
00:11:15,497 --> 00:11:17,666
You need to have the Dean
appoint someone
to oversee them,

255
00:11:17,666 --> 00:11:20,502
to make sure bulletins
stay organized
and protected.

256
00:11:20,502 --> 00:11:22,296
I'll do it.
We could look into that.

257
00:11:22,296 --> 00:11:25,716
Well, not to be that guy,
but, uh…

258
00:11:27,342 --> 00:11:30,387
You think
you could look into that
before I do this for you?

259
00:11:30,387 --> 00:11:33,181
You want to control
all the bulletin boards
in the school. Why?

260
00:11:33,181 --> 00:11:35,476
You might want to start
talking turkey, Waldron,

261
00:11:35,476 --> 00:11:37,144
because the Macy's Parade
is almost over,

262
00:11:37,144 --> 00:11:38,896
and Grandma's
getting drunk.

263
00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:41,022
You know where
my department's power
comes from, Miss Edison?

264
00:11:41,022 --> 00:11:43,150
Parking spaces.
Wrong.

265
00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:45,653
There was plenty of space
to park in dinosaur times,

266
00:11:45,653 --> 00:11:48,572
but not one single
parking department.

267
00:11:48,572 --> 00:11:50,699
My power comes
from a scarcity of parking,

268
00:11:50,699 --> 00:11:53,661
just like your dad's comes
from a lack of hugs.

269
00:11:53,661 --> 00:11:55,370
And you know what takes
my power away?

270
00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:56,747
Carpools.

271
00:11:56,747 --> 00:11:58,499
Carpools organized
through ride shares.

272
00:11:58,499 --> 00:12:01,502
Ride shares posted
on bulletin boards,
you son of a…

273
00:12:01,502 --> 00:12:03,170
You can take the books
off your head

274
00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:05,380
because
we're done posturing.

275
00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:08,216
You want me to talk turkey,
well, gobble gobble.

276
00:12:08,216 --> 00:12:09,510
I want ride shares gone.

277
00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:12,304
Let's get out of here.
All right.

278
00:12:12,304 --> 00:12:14,515
What?
I'll talk to the Dean.

279
00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:20,896
So you don't even know
what Ewoks sound like?

280
00:12:20,896 --> 00:12:26,568
The subtitles describe it
as "yip-chaa."

281
00:12:26,568 --> 00:12:28,320
That's actually pretty close.

282
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,989
I must say,
I don't know what we did,

283
00:12:29,989 --> 00:12:31,866
but we sure
did the hell out of it.

284
00:12:31,866 --> 00:12:34,368
Guess the key to dance
decoration is pick an idea.

285
00:12:34,368 --> 00:12:37,287
And then bear down.
Right, buddy?

286
00:12:37,287 --> 00:12:38,706
Here are your sodas.

287
00:12:38,706 --> 00:12:40,123
Oh, my God.

288
00:12:40,123 --> 00:12:42,835
Pretty great.
Yeah. Bear down, baby.

289
00:12:42,835 --> 00:12:45,671
Too soon, you guys.
This is way too soon.

290
00:12:45,671 --> 00:12:48,215
Too soon for wha…
Too soon for this!

291
00:12:48,215 --> 00:12:50,718
After this morning
in Wisconsin?

292
00:12:50,718 --> 00:12:52,553
Bear breaks loose
at a kid's birthday party,

293
00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:54,346
mauls a whole bunch
of people?

294
00:12:54,346 --> 00:12:56,682
Why am I explaining this when
this is obviously

295
00:12:56,682 --> 00:12:59,058
a ghoulish reference to it?

296
00:12:59,058 --> 00:13:02,021
The news has been
covering it all morning!

297
00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:07,526
That's where
I got the idea.

298
00:13:07,526 --> 00:13:10,362
You know how sometimes
you hear something
and forget you heard it,

299
00:13:10,362 --> 00:13:11,906
but you think
you came up with…

300
00:13:11,906 --> 00:13:13,281
Oh, man.
This is bad.

301
00:13:13,281 --> 00:13:16,284
We're in crisis mode now.

302
00:13:16,284 --> 00:13:18,537
We really messed up,
you guys.

303
00:13:19,663 --> 00:13:22,666
An office
of bulletin board oversight.

304
00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:24,043
Ah, what a novel idea.

305
00:13:24,043 --> 00:13:26,336
I'm gonna fill out
this form right away.

306
00:13:26,336 --> 00:13:28,087
But first, a toast.

307
00:13:28,087 --> 00:13:30,049
To hanging
a bulletin board.

308
00:13:30,049 --> 00:13:33,260
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

309
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,679
Uh, first time toasting?
Get in here, buddy.

310
00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:38,348
Easy peasy,
lemon squeezy.

311
00:13:38,348 --> 00:13:39,934
I'm not saying that.

312
00:13:39,934 --> 00:13:43,812
Ah, well,
I hate to be that guy,

313
00:13:43,812 --> 00:13:45,480
but I'm not
signing this form

314
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:49,651
until professor Hickey says
"Easy peasy, lemon squeezy."

315
00:13:49,651 --> 00:13:51,695
Damn it, Annie.
Don't do this.

316
00:13:51,695 --> 00:13:54,531
Whatever you've got
in your butt,

317
00:13:54,531 --> 00:13:56,033
can we get it out later?

318
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:58,201
When, after he signs it?
After it's all too late?

319
00:13:58,201 --> 00:14:01,371
Annie?
You petty old man.

320
00:14:01,371 --> 00:14:03,331
When we started this,
I thought you'd get a taste

321
00:14:03,331 --> 00:14:05,042
of the system and spit it out,

322
00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:06,501
not open a bottling plant.

323
00:14:06,501 --> 00:14:08,796
You're just like
all the people that…

324
00:14:08,796 --> 00:14:10,839
What?
The people that
put you here?

325
00:14:10,839 --> 00:14:14,009
The people
in the big machine
that made you fail?

326
00:14:14,009 --> 00:14:16,344
You went from being a cop
to teaching Criminology

327
00:14:17,429 --> 00:14:19,180
because of the system,
right?

328
00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,557
Unfortunately for Greendale,

329
00:14:20,557 --> 00:14:22,684
you have to prove it
by getting nothing done.

330
00:14:22,684 --> 00:14:24,061
Well, here's a bulletin
for you…

331
00:14:24,061 --> 00:14:27,397
"Annie Edison
doesn't get nothing done."

332
00:14:27,397 --> 00:14:29,984
Yow.
And where should I put
that bulletin, Edison,

333
00:14:29,984 --> 00:14:33,654
on a sham piece of cork
controlled by a parking guy

334
00:14:33,654 --> 00:14:36,865
that lights his cigars
on student ride shares?

335
00:14:36,865 --> 00:14:40,077
My God, Annie.

336
00:14:40,077 --> 00:14:42,496
What kind of labyrinth
have you created?

337
00:14:42,496 --> 00:14:44,247
Certainly not the magic kind
with puppets and rock stars.

338
00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:47,042
You whored
yourself out, kid.

339
00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:48,669
You wanted
that board so bad

340
00:14:48,669 --> 00:14:51,046
that you made every board
on campus worthless,

341
00:14:51,046 --> 00:14:55,050
and in doing so made the school
just a shade dirtier.

342
00:14:56,135 --> 00:14:59,721
I thought better of you,
young lady.

343
00:14:59,721 --> 00:15:02,182
Oh, man.
This got Sorkin-y.

344
00:15:02,182 --> 00:15:05,310
Yeah, well,
I didn't think anything
in particular of you,

345
00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:07,312
and now I see why!

346
00:15:08,647 --> 00:15:10,440
Okay, I didn't follow
most of that,

347
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,902
but it feels like
I ought to do this.

348
00:15:22,161 --> 00:15:23,662
Oh, hey, Annie.

349
00:15:23,662 --> 00:15:26,498
Um…
What do you think?

350
00:15:26,498 --> 00:15:28,416
"Fat dog for midterms"?

351
00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:30,585
Yeah!
Pretty cool.

352
00:15:30,585 --> 00:15:31,962
I don't understand.

353
00:15:31,962 --> 00:15:33,755
It's an expression.
"Fat dog for midterm."

354
00:15:33,755 --> 00:15:36,091
Like, don't sweat it,
fat dog it.

355
00:15:36,091 --> 00:15:38,426
Hang out, relax,
like a fat dog. Bah!

356
00:15:38,426 --> 00:15:39,970
You can look it up
on Wikipedia.

357
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:42,014
There's an entry
in there.
Yep.

358
00:15:42,014 --> 00:15:43,765
I never… Okay.

359
00:15:43,765 --> 00:15:47,394
I just…
I feel like I'm missing…

360
00:15:47,394 --> 00:15:49,063
You know, Annie, um…

361
00:15:49,063 --> 00:15:51,815
Sometimes it feels like
you don't take us seriously.

362
00:15:51,815 --> 00:15:54,401
Aw.
Yeah, I guess
we bring it on ourselves,

363
00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:56,070
but it's still
pretty frustrating.

364
00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,821
Annie,
is this a race thing?

365
00:15:57,821 --> 00:16:00,365
Race!
No! God, no!

366
00:16:00,365 --> 00:16:03,410
You guys! I accept
that it's an expression,

367
00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:05,662
but I don't see
the connection to…

368
00:16:05,662 --> 00:16:07,998
You're overthinking,
Annie. It's decorating.

369
00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:10,625
Just pick an idea
and bear down on it.

370
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:13,670
Um, really poor choice
of words, Ben… Too soon.

371
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:14,880
But you guys are right.

372
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,507
I'm sorry.
I've had a really hard day.

373
00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:19,676
I need to just…

374
00:16:19,676 --> 00:16:21,553
fat dog this concept.

375
00:16:21,553 --> 00:16:23,263
Fat dog!
Fat dog it, baby!

376
00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:31,939
This has been a great day.

377
00:16:31,939 --> 00:16:33,774
Yes.

378
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:38,862
But sometimes,
great days can turn ugly.

379
00:16:41,782 --> 00:16:43,450
Like when Queen Stevarios

380
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,493
massacres the entire
Vogadash family…

381
00:16:46,995 --> 00:16:48,371
…at Lord Brince's funeral…

382
00:16:49,831 --> 00:16:51,666
…in Bloodlines of Conquest.

383
00:16:54,377 --> 00:16:58,882
That's how the last book ends.

384
00:16:59,841 --> 00:17:01,468
Thank you.

385
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:02,761
Sugar.

386
00:17:04,096 --> 00:17:05,305
I'm sorry, Abed,

387
00:17:05,305 --> 00:17:06,848
but to the spoiler
goes the victory.

388
00:17:06,848 --> 00:17:08,183
But I really liked her.

389
00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:10,685
She probably likes you,
but also likes cash.

390
00:17:10,685 --> 00:17:12,187
I'm devastated.

391
00:17:13,855 --> 00:17:16,357
Now I feel bad. But…

392
00:17:16,357 --> 00:17:22,197
You learned a lesson,
and I gave a differently
abled person a job.

393
00:17:22,197 --> 00:17:24,992
Oh, no,
now I really feel bad.
Wait, no. Come back!

394
00:17:24,992 --> 00:17:28,036
Let's be fat dogs
about this.

395
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,335
Hello.

396
00:17:35,335 --> 00:17:36,753
What happened to you?

397
00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:38,255
Nothing. You never called.

398
00:17:38,255 --> 00:17:40,799
I'm sorry.
That was the year
of the gas leak,

399
00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:42,425
but I won't use that
as an excuse.

400
00:17:42,425 --> 00:17:45,595
I can be inconsiderate
and a lot of other things.

401
00:17:45,595 --> 00:17:46,847
Me too.

402
00:17:46,847 --> 00:17:49,183
I guess I could've
put in some effort.

403
00:17:49,183 --> 00:17:50,517
Would you like to go
to lunch sometime?

404
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:54,646
No, I'd like to go
to dinner. Now.

405
00:17:54,646 --> 00:17:56,648
I can do that.

406
00:17:56,648 --> 00:17:58,984
I started this coat check
without permission anyway. Heh.

407
00:19:06,968 --> 00:19:08,762
Whew.

408
00:19:10,222 --> 00:19:13,767
Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me, excuse me.

409
00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:15,977
Excuse me!

410
00:19:32,702 --> 00:19:35,247
All right, all right!
Enough!

411
00:19:39,251 --> 00:19:41,920
Let's go.

412
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,220
Thanks.

413
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,930
Thanks.

414
00:19:53,432 --> 00:19:55,142
Let's do it again!

415
00:20:10,865 --> 00:20:14,244
It's a bear dance!

416
00:20:29,426 --> 00:20:32,595
You've reached Greendale
faculty office supply.

417
00:20:32,595 --> 00:20:34,806
For pencils, pens,
and markers, press one.

418
00:20:34,806 --> 00:20:36,933
For tape, glue,
and adhesives, press two.

419
00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:39,394
For staples, paper clips,
and fasteners, press three.

420
00:20:39,394 --> 00:20:42,730
Mmm.
For marigold, press four.

421
00:20:45,817 --> 00:20:47,861
Marigold.
For Obsidian, press one.

422
00:20:47,861 --> 00:20:50,113
For Aqua Cerulean,
press two.

423
00:20:50,113 --> 00:20:52,615
For Arcadia, press three.

424
00:20:54,784 --> 00:20:56,953
Enter activation code.

425
00:20:59,331 --> 00:21:02,667
Confirmed.
Arcadia initiated.

426
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:05,003
What's your
clearance level?

427
00:21:05,003 --> 00:21:06,505
Top.

428
00:21:06,505 --> 00:21:08,465
You really want
to activate this, sir?

429
00:21:08,465 --> 00:21:10,258
Yeah. Oh! No. no!

430
00:21:10,258 --> 00:21:11,676
Can you…
Cancel it.

431
00:21:11,676 --> 00:21:13,970
Wait, who are you?
Who… Who is this?

432
00:21:13,970 --> 00:21:15,847
It's not… I'm…

433
00:21:24,398 --> 00:21:29,236
Right in front of you,
stupid. Ah.

434
00:21:29,236 --> 00:21:30,445
Did you get any of that?