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Advanced Documentary Filmmaking

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My name is Kevin,
or so they tell me.

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Actually, they told me my
birth name is Benjamin Chang,

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but I can't remember anything
before six months ago.

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But by using
a special, shiny glass

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called a mirror,

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I've estimated
that I'm 15 years old,

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although I have no way
of knowing.

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Changnesia is a fascinating
and extremely rare disease

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on the forefront of the
psychological landscape.

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Compared with your
garden variety amnesia,

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Changnesia is immeasurably
more complex.

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Its varied and seemingly
random symptoms,

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its resistance to both traditional
and new age medicine,

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why Changnesia
affects the memory

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but not the ability
to make forced puns...

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These are all things we can study
now that someone finally has it.

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I first met Chang when I hired him
as a Spanish teacher at Greendale.

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Then he became
a disgraced student,

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psychopathic music major,

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homeless vent dweller,
security guard, keytarist,

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power hungry warlord,
and now, Kevin.

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It's sad to see him like this.

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Well, it's mixed.

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He was pretty terrible before.

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I'm developing a theory
which some find controversial.

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Perhaps Chang
actually used to be Kevin,

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went crazy, and became Chang.

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And then, at some point,

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Chang hit his head,
went un-crazy,

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thereby reverting back
to regular old Kevin again.

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That makes no sense.

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Science tells us

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hitting his head
would only cure him

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if hitting his head
was the original cause.

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Told you it was controversial.

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Here at Greendale,
we accept all students,

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whoever they may be
or have forgotten they were.

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But assisting
in Kevin's recovery

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has put a financial strain
on the school.

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That's why we are appealing

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to the Macguffin Neurological Institute
for this $40,000 Grant,

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so we can continue to fight
this terrible disease

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and hopefully, one day,
pay for this documentary.

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How was that, Abed?
That's too beggy?

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No, that was great.

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But I could use a new camera,
with a smoother zoom.

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Oh, okay. Well, just be sure
to get my good side, okay?

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This documentary
needs to be convincing.

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This needs to be the hoop dreams
of things people care about.

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We rolling?

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The dean
wants a propaganda film,

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but I intend to explore all
sides of this serious issue,

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including those who don't
think it's a serious issue.

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- Hey, Jeff.
- What are you doing?

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Making a documentary
on Changnesia.

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- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
- Got it. Beautiful.

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All right, let's get
one more for safety.

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Jeff, back to one.
Jeff?

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Sync and corrections by Norther
www.addic7ed.com

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I'm telling you, we should have
sprung for the name brand glitter.

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Look, cheap glitter,
expensive glitter.

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Money talks, people.

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Guys, did you hear?

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The history of ice cream class
had another heart attack.

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Three more, and we're all in.

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Yes.

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What's the Macguffin Institute?

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Fine.
I'll tell him.

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But one day, you'll all be old
and slow and lose at things,

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and when that day comes,

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I won't remember
what I'm doing now.

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Lord, the Macguffin institute is
coming to Greendale on Friday

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because they might give the
school money to study Changnesia.

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Changnesia isn't a disease.
It's a con.

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You're seriously
helping this lunatic?

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He kept the dean in a dungeon.

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He tried to kill us.
He ate his twin in utero.

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That was Chang.
This is Kevin.

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They're the same idiot.

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How would you know? Have you ever
even spent any time with him, Jeff?

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I was reluctant to accept
Kevin at first, too, but...

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he's just so sweet.

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The world is brand new to him.

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He approaches everything
with the wonderment

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of a small child
or a cartoon alien.

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Whoa.

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This makes things smaller.

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No, no...
Bigger.

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Oh, bigger.

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Well, enjoy your collective delusion.
I'm going to go get a sandwich,

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which, unlike Changnesia,
is real.

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Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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We want to know how you feel about
the Macguffin people visiting.

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I need it on camera.

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- It's stupid.
- What's stupid?

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- The whole thing.
- Okay, put it together for me.

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"The whole thing is stupid." All right,
thanks, buddy. I'll cut it together.

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- Shirley.
- Hmm?

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You don't seriously think
Chang is Kevin, do you?

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No, I believe the good lord made
Chang Chang. Kevin is a choice.

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Thank you. I'm seriously worried
about the rest of the group.

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Not only have they
drunk the Kevin kool-aid,

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they're in the study room right now,
making banners, debating glitter...

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Well, I'd love to keep talking about this,
but I gotta get to work.

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No, Shirley, you've got
to help me stop this.

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You're the only
sane person left.

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Welcome to Shirley's sandwiches,
where the food is Kevin-ly.

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- You hired Chang?
- Hmm?

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The customers love Kevin.

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I think it's because
he's a good listener.

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Most words are new to him, so
it's all still fascinating.

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I'm Kevin.
And you are?

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Not calling you Kevin.

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Hi, not calling you Kevin.

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What are you having?

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- None of this.
- Okay.

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Uh, listen.

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I don't care what he calls
himself, he's a hard worker.

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We're all broken people, Jeffrey,
we all deserve a second chance.

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Like how I gave Andre
a second chance.

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It doesn't mean I forgot.
I just forgave.

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Chang didn't sleep with a stripper.
He tried to kill us.

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Why does everyone keep
forgetting about that?

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But he didn't. And you used
to be a sleazy lawyer.

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What if Greendale never
gave you a second chance?

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What Shirley said
really made me think.

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I mean, all my friends
believe this guy.

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What does it say about me
that I don't?

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Hmm?
Yes?

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Ugh, and cue wet blanket Winger

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to tell us that we're
all wasting our time.

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Actually, no.

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I had a really good
conversation with Shirley,

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and I realized
I've been acting like a jerk.

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If it's not too late,

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I'd love to help out
in any way I can.

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Jeffrey, that's amazing.

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I knew you'd come around.

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All right, Abed, get
us in panning singles.

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And can you say "powwow"
instead of "conversation"?

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It just sounds more you.

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All right, action. Okay, you going to
make an entrance? Great.

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What does it say?

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It says I have gullible friends
who will believe anybody,

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and I need
to make that anybody me.

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By exposing Chang
in front of the whole school.

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Wow. Much like the
classic documentary

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Capturing the Friedmans,

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my story just took a
completely unexpected turn.

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Jeff, if you want this done right,
I'm going to need a steadicam for Garrett.

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That's showbiz.

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We were all pretty
happy when Jeff came around.

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He became really gung-ho
about Abed's documentary,

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and had a lot of great ideas

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about how to impress
the Macguffin people.

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And that's why Pierce

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should host the reception.

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He speaks their language.

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Finally, somebody's
making some sense.

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I've got a blackface
senor Wences bit

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I've been workshopping.

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Perfect.

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Annie, we need to find out

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what happened to Kevin before
he showed up at Greendale.

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What hellish experiences did he
overcome during those missing months?

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Do you think you can use your forensic
knowhow to do some investigating?

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Investigating?
Obvi.

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Can I help?

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If you're willing to
learn, sure, partner.

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"Partner."
I like that.

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I'm going
to call you "Houlihan."

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"Partner" and "Houlihan."

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Okay.

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The postman found Kevin here.

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He said he was soaking wet
and smelled like fish.

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I know it's not a lot
to go on...

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Um, it's almost
too much to go on.

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Look, Sullivan's trout farm
is just 1/4 mile away.

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Who do you think you're
dealing with, Winger?

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I don't know, Houlihan.
Seems sort of thin.

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In an investigation, one dude always
has to go opposite the other dude.

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That's how they
get things done.

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Well, you guys can work it out.

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- Yeah, we will.
- No, we won't.

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- Britta, Shirley...
- Oh, that's me.

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I want you to take this camera

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and follow Chang around
for his day-to-day.

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Really get into the life of
a functioning Changnesiac.

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I want you to go
inside his home, work, pod.

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Just get everything.

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Ooh, that's great advertising
for my growing business.

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Okay, I'll do it. And with
my photography skills...

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Jeff, thank you.

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When the dean told me
you were going to help me,

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I couldn't believe it.

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A cool, smart lawyer
like yourself

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reaching out
to a little nobody like me?

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I never told you
I was a lawyer.

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No, you didn't.

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Shirley said it, remember?

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You said,
"you hired Chang?"

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And I said, "I'm
Kevin, and you are?"

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And you said,
"not calling you Kevin,"

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and I said, "hi, not calling you Kevin.
What are you having?"

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And you said,
"none of this."

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And then Shirley said, "I don't
care what he calls himself.

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"He's a hard worker.

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"We're all broken people, and
we all deserve a second chance.

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"Like how I gave Andre
a second chance.

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"Doesn't mean I forgot.
I just forgave."

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And you said, "Chang didn't
sleep with a stripper.

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"He tried to kill us.

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"Why does everyone keep
forgetting all that?"

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And then Shirley said,
"but he didn't.

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"And you used
to be a sleazy lawyer."

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Her words.

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Wow. That's quite a
memory you have.

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Well, my short term memory
has actually improved.

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My doctor calls it a, um...

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side effect.

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Oh.

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Well played, Chang.

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The chess match has begun.

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What...

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I'm Chinese?

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Do you want to get some footage
while we're waiting for Kevin?

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Maybe we could take some shots
of my delicious bread baking,

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or the affordable prices

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on our new Shirley's
sandwiches super saver menu.

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Or we could get to know the
Shirley behind the sandwiches.

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- Here, give me that camera.
- Oh. Okay.

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Be careful, now.
It's Abed's camera.

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- All right.
- Watch it.

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Oh, where is
the stop button on this?

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Oh, here it is.
Okay.

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- You want to hear my pitch?
- Mmm-hmm.

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A strong, independent woman,

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starting her own business.

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An "entrepreneu-her,"
if you will.

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Or maybe a businesswoman?

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Okay, fine.
Think inside the box.

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All right.
Are you ready?

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- Mmm-hmm.
- Action.

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Cut. Oh! Beautiful.

246
00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,095
You don't think
the song was too much?

247
00:09:53,107 --> 00:09:55,662
Are you kidding me?
It made the scene.

248
00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:56,356
You know what?

249
00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:58,261
I want to get some better
lighting up in this noise.

250
00:09:58,285 --> 00:09:59,586
Let's go hit up Abed.

251
00:09:59,603 --> 00:10:01,599
I never told anybody
that story, Britta.

252
00:10:01,623 --> 00:10:03,391
Oh, it was beautiful.

253
00:10:03,422 --> 00:10:05,610
I was dead for three minutes.

254
00:10:05,622 --> 00:10:06,766
Three minutes?

255
00:10:06,778 --> 00:10:09,242
Three whole minutes.
They thought I was gone.

256
00:10:09,494 --> 00:10:10,426
Pierce.

257
00:10:10,565 --> 00:10:11,694
How's your act coming?

258
00:10:11,725 --> 00:10:13,872
- Blackface senor Wences?
- Mmm-hmm.

259
00:10:14,059 --> 00:10:16,159
How do you think it's coming?

260
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,220
In the unlikely event

261
00:10:19,238 --> 00:10:21,151
I fail to expose Chang,

262
00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:24,322
I'm pretty confident Pierce will
make sure we don't get a Grant.

263
00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:26,128
What you talkin' about, hookey?

264
00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:28,961
Wow, that bit could not
get any more perfect.

265
00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:30,036
Wait a minute.

266
00:10:30,051 --> 00:10:33,834
I haven't introduced you
to my Asian wife yet.

267
00:10:34,522 --> 00:10:36,530
Uh-oh...

268
00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,681
I was wrong.

269
00:10:41,203 --> 00:10:43,571
- This is the place.
- No, it's not.

270
00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:47,982
Garrett, here he comes. Get up.

271
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,785
I can't.
It's too heavy!

272
00:10:49,804 --> 00:10:50,840
Garrett, now.

273
00:10:50,865 --> 00:10:51,796
Now.

274
00:10:54,548 --> 00:10:56,288
Excuse me,
Mr. Sullivan.

275
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,067
This is Houlihan.
I'm her partner, Partner.

276
00:10:58,085 --> 00:11:00,819
- Wait, I'm Partner.
- No, you're not.

277
00:11:01,381 --> 00:11:02,784
We'd like to ask you
a couple of questions.

278
00:11:02,811 --> 00:11:04,337
What are you, the trout police?

279
00:11:04,587 --> 00:11:07,453
Because if you are, you're legally bound
to tell me, or else it's entrapment.

280
00:11:07,471 --> 00:11:08,881
We're not the trout police.

281
00:11:09,014 --> 00:11:11,590
Have you seen this man?

282
00:11:12,951 --> 00:11:15,298
One morning, I see something
coming out of the trout tank,

283
00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:18,398
and at first, I was scared,
because, uh, I'm the last face

284
00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:20,731
that a lot of trout ever see.

285
00:11:20,761 --> 00:11:23,562
I'm not saying that the
trout are a vengeful breed,

286
00:11:23,581 --> 00:11:25,191
but if they were, I...

287
00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:28,196
I'd probably be public enemy number one.

288
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:31,174
So the figure that emerged,
it was that man?

289
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:34,110
Yeah, and I was pretty relieved when
I found out it was a naked Asian guy,

290
00:11:34,122 --> 00:11:35,512
and not an angry trout.

291
00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:36,700
And when was this?

292
00:11:36,777 --> 00:11:38,987
Oh, it must have been
around June.

293
00:11:38,993 --> 00:11:41,345
I remember because
my milkweed allergies

294
00:11:41,361 --> 00:11:43,262
were acting up
something fierce.

295
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,853
I gave him some clothes, and sent
him on his way the next morning.

296
00:11:47,026 --> 00:11:48,633
I don't know what happened
to him after that.

297
00:11:48,651 --> 00:11:51,156
Mr. Sullivan, how many
employees do you have here?

298
00:11:51,181 --> 00:11:52,487
Employees?

299
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,244
What do I look like,
trout world?

300
00:11:55,522 --> 00:11:57,678
No employees.
Heh, just me.

301
00:11:58,428 --> 00:11:59,419
And my dog.

302
00:12:00,214 --> 00:12:01,756
I knew he was hiding something.

303
00:12:01,781 --> 00:12:03,376
A spike in production in June,

304
00:12:03,395 --> 00:12:05,806
at the peak
of milkweed allergy season?

305
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:09,977
Something on this trout farm was
starting to smell... wrong.

306
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,311
The problem was, I didn't have
any way to make him talk.

307
00:12:13,546 --> 00:12:14,712
Or did I?

308
00:12:14,976 --> 00:12:18,054
Well, looks like
everything checks out here.

309
00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:18,891
Right, Troy?

310
00:12:18,903 --> 00:12:22,054
No, Houlihan, I don't think
anything checks out here.

311
00:12:22,073 --> 00:12:24,513
No, don't fly off the handle, Partner.

312
00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:27,175
Oh, I will fly
off the handle, Houlihan.

313
00:12:27,201 --> 00:12:28,875
What the hell
are you talking about?

314
00:12:28,894 --> 00:12:30,299
I'm sorry,
Mr. Sullivan.

315
00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:33,061
Clearly, you have
nothing to hide.

316
00:12:33,322 --> 00:12:34,604
What are you hiding?

317
00:12:34,616 --> 00:12:35,918
Fine!

318
00:12:35,949 --> 00:12:37,163
You got me.

319
00:12:37,197 --> 00:12:39,945
I've been using that Asian
guy as unpaid, manual labor

320
00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:42,660
for three months before
I drove him into town.

321
00:12:42,672 --> 00:12:44,837
But he wanted me to!

322
00:12:45,096 --> 00:12:46,612
We were friends,

323
00:12:46,638 --> 00:12:50,691
and I treated him
with respect and dignity.

324
00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:52,907
Partner and Houlihan.

325
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,013
Shut up, Kevin!

326
00:12:55,429 --> 00:12:57,795
Partner and Houlihan.

327
00:12:58,522 --> 00:12:59,528
I don't understand.

328
00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:00,885
Why would he work for no money?

329
00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:02,109
Because he doesn't know
about money.

330
00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:04,532
Kevin doesn't know about labor
laws, or 40-hour work weeks,

331
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,369
or that that dude named him
after a dog.

332
00:13:06,387 --> 00:13:07,984
Growing up,
I had a cat named Troy,

333
00:13:08,002 --> 00:13:10,392
a bird named Troy,
and a hamster named Troy.

334
00:13:10,725 --> 00:13:12,925
They were all older than me.

335
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,821
Oh, my God.

336
00:13:14,858 --> 00:13:18,673
I think Kevin's struggle just
got a lot sexier, Grant-wise.

337
00:13:18,699 --> 00:13:20,640
This is horrible.

338
00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:22,603
It was horrible.

339
00:13:22,876 --> 00:13:24,745
They were supposed to
come back with a smoking gun,

340
00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:26,756
and all they found was a
little human rights abuse.

341
00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:28,494
Which, normally, is terrible.

342
00:13:28,513 --> 00:13:29,755
So do you believe Kevin now?

343
00:13:29,779 --> 00:13:31,650
No.
I want all your footage.

344
00:13:31,668 --> 00:13:33,102
I know Chang slipped up.

345
00:13:33,121 --> 00:13:35,366
He's not smart enough
to play dumb all the time.

346
00:13:35,536 --> 00:13:37,057
What about
Shirley and Britta's footage?

347
00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:38,088
It's unusable crap.

348
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,462
I don't care.
I want it all.

349
00:13:39,481 --> 00:13:40,913
Do you want it bad enough
to rent me a crane?

350
00:13:40,935 --> 00:13:42,501
And maybe license
an expensive song?

351
00:13:42,513 --> 00:13:43,870
Yeah, whatever.

352
00:13:54,038 --> 00:13:56,453
unusable crap is generous.

353
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:58,751
It goes on like this
for another 12 hours.

354
00:13:58,776 --> 00:14:01,749
I couldn't even get through it all,
and I sat through The Tree of Life.

355
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,870
Wait, right there.
What's that?

356
00:14:07,099 --> 00:14:09,739
Oh, come on,
you slippery snake, slip up.

357
00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:10,840
Doubtful.
When he's alone,

358
00:14:10,852 --> 00:14:14,554
he mostly just practices smiling
and frowning. We've all done it.

359
00:14:22,682 --> 00:14:24,017
Who's he calling?

360
00:14:24,035 --> 00:14:25,936
Good question.

361
00:14:26,594 --> 00:14:27,794
We figure that out,

362
00:14:27,817 --> 00:14:29,714
we've got our smoking gun.

363
00:14:30,038 --> 00:14:31,483
And all thanks to Britta.

364
00:14:31,502 --> 00:14:33,135
Don't ruin this.

365
00:14:34,439 --> 00:14:36,845
The stage was set for
a climatic final set piece.

366
00:14:36,851 --> 00:14:38,479
The Macguffin people
were on campus,

367
00:14:38,492 --> 00:14:40,815
and Jeff had prepared
quite the presentation.

368
00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:43,711
You shut up.

369
00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:44,792
But I love you.

370
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,790
You get yourself in the kitchen,
and make me a burrito.

371
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:49,248
Oh, okay, yay!
Oh, thank you.

372
00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:50,918
Okay, thank you,
Pierce Hawthorne

373
00:14:50,936 --> 00:14:54,630
for your special blend
of playful racial humor.

374
00:14:54,642 --> 00:14:57,711
And genuine thoughts
on Geraldine ferraro.

375
00:14:57,752 --> 00:14:59,176
He's an old Teddy bear.

376
00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:02,235
And now, I believe Jeff
Winger has a presentation.

377
00:15:02,308 --> 00:15:04,174
- Yay.
- Ugh.

378
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,469
Thank you.
I must confess,

379
00:15:07,487 --> 00:15:10,413
I was just a short while
ago quite skeptical

380
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:11,788
about Changnesia.

381
00:15:11,866 --> 00:15:12,976
But, with the help
of my friends,

382
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,756
we have uncovered a lot
about this terrible,

383
00:15:15,775 --> 00:15:18,976
newly-discovered,
completely real disease.

384
00:15:19,023 --> 00:15:21,988
I think you'll find it
as eye-opening as I did.

385
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,552
Wait till you see
what we found.

386
00:15:23,571 --> 00:15:25,889
Kevin was a victim
of human trafficking.

387
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:30,077
Our purpose here tonight
is to help cure Kevin

388
00:15:30,189 --> 00:15:31,750
of his Changnesia.

389
00:15:31,829 --> 00:15:33,778
Who better to jog his memory

390
00:15:33,796 --> 00:15:37,001
than someone special from
his allegedly erased past.

391
00:15:37,226 --> 00:15:42,581
So please welcome to the stage
the former Mrs. Ben Chang, Alessandra.

392
00:15:42,606 --> 00:15:44,157
Alessandra, come on up.

393
00:15:44,169 --> 00:15:45,568
Thank you.

394
00:15:49,868 --> 00:15:51,342
Ben...

395
00:15:51,679 --> 00:15:53,513
do you remember me?

396
00:15:55,565 --> 00:15:57,174
I'm sorry.

397
00:15:58,676 --> 00:15:59,877
I don't.

398
00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:00,892
Admit it, Kevin.

399
00:16:00,929 --> 00:16:02,252
You remember her.

400
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:05,225
This is the woman
you never stopped loving.

401
00:16:05,238 --> 00:16:06,938
Hit the lights!

402
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:19,846
Oh...

403
00:16:19,883 --> 00:16:21,874
You love her so much,

404
00:16:21,905 --> 00:16:25,719
you called her over and
over and over again,

405
00:16:25,738 --> 00:16:27,253
even though you don't know her

406
00:16:27,265 --> 00:16:30,434
or how to use a phone
or what a number is.

407
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,595
What's going on here?

408
00:16:33,614 --> 00:16:35,205
You told me
I was here to help him.

409
00:16:35,218 --> 00:16:37,515
Oh, we are here
to help him, all right.

410
00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:42,523
We are here to help him admit that he
has been faking this whole time.

411
00:16:42,541 --> 00:16:44,204
Where'd you get
the number, Chang?

412
00:16:44,217 --> 00:16:46,048
I found it in the vents!

413
00:16:46,955 --> 00:16:49,190
It's 555-0190.

414
00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:52,800
And it was the most beautiful
thing I'd ever seen.

415
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,613
But I always hung up,
because...

416
00:16:56,337 --> 00:16:58,065
I didn't know if the
person on the other end

417
00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,153
would ever want
to talk to Kevin...

418
00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:02,601
after knowing Chang.

419
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,323
You seem so nice.

420
00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:05,935
If we were really married,

421
00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:09,547
I wish I could remember for even
one moment how lucky I was.

422
00:17:09,572 --> 00:17:10,892
- Oh...
- Aw...

423
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,440
Oh, Ben.

424
00:17:14,277 --> 00:17:14,959
Uh!

425
00:17:15,895 --> 00:17:17,273
Jeffrey, what are you doing?

426
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:20,470
Look, if he doesn't remember her,
then this wouldn't bother him.

427
00:17:20,494 --> 00:17:22,261
My logic is flawless!

428
00:17:24,481 --> 00:17:26,671
Doesn't that bother you?
That bothers you!

429
00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:27,482
Things got so ugly,

430
00:17:27,491 --> 00:17:29,248
I hesitate to even
show you this footage.

431
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:31,100
But I will let you see
me reacting to it.

432
00:17:31,143 --> 00:17:33,339
That'll probably be
more than you can handle.

433
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:38,333
Mmm...

434
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:43,245
Actually, it's not that bad,
but this keeps the story moving.

435
00:17:44,209 --> 00:17:45,304
Hey, Alessandra,

436
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:47,887
his last girlfriend
was a charred mannequin leg!

437
00:17:47,912 --> 00:17:49,817
Jeffrey!
Have you lost your mind?

438
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:50,980
You never believed Kevin?

439
00:17:50,998 --> 00:17:53,977
You were just lying to manipulate
us into helping you hurt him?

440
00:17:54,002 --> 00:17:56,258
Jeffrey, I trusted you
and believed in you

441
00:17:56,277 --> 00:17:58,999
and fantasized about celebrating
over mimosas with you!

442
00:17:59,005 --> 00:18:01,518
Dean, if this is the sort
of uphill battle

443
00:18:01,536 --> 00:18:03,762
you're facing in the fight
against Changnesia,

444
00:18:03,786 --> 00:18:06,167
well, then, you're gonna need
all the help you can get.

445
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,938
On behalf of the Macguffin
neurological institute,

446
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,885
Grant granted.

447
00:18:14,911 --> 00:18:17,184
So...
I guess I did help.

448
00:18:17,284 --> 00:18:19,500
Just not in the way
I wanted to.

449
00:18:19,694 --> 00:18:20,750
But, on the bright side,

450
00:18:20,763 --> 00:18:23,331
this is the most well-documented
failure of my life.

451
00:18:27,442 --> 00:18:28,407
Thank you.

452
00:18:29,081 --> 00:18:31,158
By trying to make
Kevin a pariah,

453
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,820
I accidentally
became more Chang

454
00:18:32,839 --> 00:18:35,017
than Chang at his Changiest.

455
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:37,990
That's funny.

456
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,383
Well, I didn't try
to kill anyone.

457
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:41,967
Which no one
seems to care about.

458
00:18:41,992 --> 00:18:43,558
But you know what I'm saying.

459
00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:47,390
Can I sit here?

460
00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:51,165
You sure you want
to be seen with me?

461
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:53,396
You have a brand-new
reputation to uphold.

462
00:18:55,298 --> 00:18:56,819
I like you.

463
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:57,991
Really?

464
00:18:58,268 --> 00:19:00,576
Even after
everything I did to...

465
00:19:01,092 --> 00:19:02,599
Whoever you are?

466
00:19:02,826 --> 00:19:04,326
Okay, I get it.

467
00:19:04,489 --> 00:19:06,700
Changnesia's hard
to understand.

468
00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:08,586
At least, that's what
people tell me.

469
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,107
Now, I don't know
a thing about it,

470
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:13,778
which apparently is one of the symptoms,
and it's so frustrating.

471
00:19:15,784 --> 00:19:19,287
Look, I know Chang
was a bad guy.

472
00:19:19,588 --> 00:19:23,451
So he probably deserved
everything you did to him.

473
00:19:23,491 --> 00:19:25,208
But you're not a bad guy.

474
00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,026
You just made a mistake.

475
00:19:28,225 --> 00:19:31,150
And I'm willing to start
over fresh if you are.

476
00:19:33,074 --> 00:19:34,574
Hi.

477
00:19:34,614 --> 00:19:36,047
My name's Kevin.

478
00:19:36,841 --> 00:19:38,829
I'm not saying I believe him.

479
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:43,278
But I have got an idea of what
it feels like to be Chang.

480
00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:45,198
Wanting to leave
that name behind

481
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,651
is the sanest decision
anyone can make.

482
00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:54,269
Hi.

483
00:19:55,687 --> 00:19:57,486
I'm Jeff.

484
00:20:08,355 --> 00:20:09,555
Aw.

485
00:20:09,614 --> 00:20:10,397
Thanks.

486
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:12,514
A lot of filmmakers use crane
shots to elicit emotion.

487
00:20:12,525 --> 00:20:13,923
What the heck, Abed?

488
00:20:13,935 --> 00:20:16,415
You knew what Jeffrey was
planning to do the whole time?

489
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,985
Why can't you ever
make a documentary

490
00:20:18,003 --> 00:20:19,912
about the thing you plan
to make a documentary about?

491
00:20:19,924 --> 00:20:21,623
Don't censor him!

492
00:20:21,694 --> 00:20:23,115
Censorship.

493
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,241
- This is the documentary.
- Ugh.

494
00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:27,366
Abed, you gotta teach me
how to use that camera.

495
00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:32,070
Guys... I'm sorry.

496
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,093
I really screwed up.

497
00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:36,313
I hope you can forgive me.

498
00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:37,903
Already forgotten.

499
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:38,870
Oh...

500
00:20:39,779 --> 00:20:41,329
- Kevin...
- What are we laughing about?

501
00:20:41,347 --> 00:20:43,395
- Oh, Kevin.
- Kevin...

502
00:20:44,264 --> 00:20:45,952
- Adorable.
- Good job.

503
00:20:46,021 --> 00:20:47,621
I don't get it.

504
00:20:59,702 --> 00:21:01,035
Hi, it's me.

505
00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:03,116
They all finally bought it.

506
00:21:03,135 --> 00:21:05,335
Hook, line, and Winger.

507
00:21:05,546 --> 00:21:07,877
I patiently await
your further instructions.

508
00:21:08,013 --> 00:21:10,116
Chang out.

509
00:21:14,405 --> 00:21:17,206
Why did I do that?
Man...