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A new day has
dawned at Greendale
Community College.

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Some said
we'd never bounce back

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after the unfortunate events
of the star-burns wake riot

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instigated by
the Greendale seven.

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But today
the guilty parties
have been expelled,

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enrollment is up,

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and tuition is more
affordable than ever.

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The architect of
this modern-day miracle?

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Security chief
Benjamin Franklin Chang,

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a man who has
brought security, harmony,

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and success to what
is fast becoming

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the area's premier
community college.

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Greendale's
never been better.

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Thanks, Chang.

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You see?
It's not the real dean.

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Of course.
The head of security at
Greendale community college

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has kidnapped the dean
and replaced him with

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a deanel-ganger.

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Well, when you
say it that way,
it sounds ridiculous.

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Yeah, the word we used
was doppel-deaner.

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Look, I hate cops.

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You have to
do something.

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Isn't this a felony?

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Chang is holding a man
against his will.

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The real dean
never would have
expelled us.

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He loved us.

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Unfortunately, love is
not admissible evidence.

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Oh.

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I'm working
on a cop opera.

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Cop-ra!
Police-ical!

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Fine.
We'll get some proof.

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No, you won't.

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If I catch any of you
within 50 feet of Greendale,
I'll throw you all in jail.

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Thanks for the hot water.

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Wait, cop-ra!

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I'm watching you.
Move along.

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How's the planning
going for my birthday
Chang-stravaganza?

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The magician's booked,
and the invitations went out

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to the school board
and the Budweiser frogs.

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Perfect.

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Yeah, um,
one little snag.

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See, we're kind of
running out of money,

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what with all the
students dropping out

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and the cost of your throne.

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It's a prescription throne.

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I have back mumps.

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Don't look it up.
It's rare.

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But you might be right.

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We should free up
some revenue for
entertainment at the party.

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Where's my deanel-Chang-er?

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Fire the custodial staff.

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Okay. Cool.

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Do you think I could
get out a little early?

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My wife's getting
her braces off, and…

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No.
Okay.

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I love how binoculars
make far away things

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seem like they're close.
They're like…

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Telephones
for your eyes.

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Snagged one
of those flyers.

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First Chang
kidnaps the dean,

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and now he throws himself
a birthday party?

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It's just like Stalin
back in Russia times.

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Dance-off?
Sundae bar?

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One of those Ed Hardy
street magicians?

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What kind of
monster would…

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Photo booth with props!

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Chang's got to be holding
the dean on campus,

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but there's no way we're
gonna get past those guards.

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We need somebody
on the inside.

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I may know a guy.

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And the air-conditioning
repair annex won't admit

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to any knowledge
of what's going on.

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But the fact is,

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wherever there is air,
we have eyes.

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Gross.

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Suffice it to say,
if Chang were holding
your dean captive,

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it'd be pretty foolish
to hold him on campus.

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It'd be even
more foolish to hold him
in a central air room

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in the cafeteria,
which we monitor.

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Oh, no, Jeffrey.

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Looks like PB and J again.

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You win the bet.

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So he's in
the cafeteria building?

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Suppose he is.
In the basement.

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And suppose you
wanted to get to him.

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Suppose you actually
managed to make it

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past the guards
at the front,

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there's 50 more inside,
armed to the teeth

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with stun batons
and misplaced
sexual aggression.

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Let's say you happen
to get past them

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and then you get to meet
Chang's number one,

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Joshua,
a 4'10", 105-pound bucket
of piss and zit cream.

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I cannot express
to you how much
I hate this kid.

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Now, beyond
that dog sneeze
in a pair of Reeboks,

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you're gonna find
a state-of-the-art keypad
on the basement door.

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And just for extra fun,
they change the code
every day,

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and the only copy is
locked up in Chang's office.

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Now, just for a lark,

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let's pretend you
actually make it down
to the basement door.

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Who is there to greet you?

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Another guard
and another lock

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to which there is
only one key.

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And where is that key?

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Well, where is it?

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Oh, sorry,
it's very clear in my head.

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Key's around Chang's neck.

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The point is,
you're not getting down
there without our help.

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So help us.

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We have
no horse in this race,

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but there is
one thing we want.

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Not a lot of people
get a second chance.

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Just you
and probably Obama.

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Give it some thought.

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Great, so according
to Troy's intel,

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Greendale is impregnable.

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So what do we do?
Only one answer.

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Elaborate heist?
Elaborate heist?

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We'll need disguises.
I do a great swami.

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Of course it works
best with a cobra,

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but if you guys cut me
a length of garden hose…

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Are we all forgetting
that if we get caught

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on that campus,
we go to jail?

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Do you know
how long someone
as sarcastic as I am

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would last in prison?

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Such a long time.

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There's got to be
a practical way to do this.

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There is another way in.

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If I enroll
in the AC school,
they'll help us.

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We could walk in and out.

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It'll mean I'll have
to move out of here

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and into
AC school housing,

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and I won't be
able to hang out
with you guys anymore,

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or have a relationship,
or use the word "sensational"
for some reason.

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Troy, we are
not losing you
to save the dean

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or Greendale.
Or anything, ever.

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Don't be so
dramatic, Troy.
The answer is simple.

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We just have to plan
an elaborate heist.

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Yes.
Great, I'll get my turban.

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Everyone except Pierce has
to plan an elaborate heist.

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Happy birthday, Ben.

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On behalf
of the school board.

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Shower organizer?

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Are you guys psychic?

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Well, you deserve it.

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You have
worked wonders here.

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Oh, you boners.

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Now go party
your butts off.

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Your butt
could use it, Richie.

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Listen up, men.
Keep an extra deep lookout
for the Greendale seven.

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I won't
have them ruining
my 25th birthday.

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Yes, sir.
By the way,
your cake just arrived.

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Shirley will enter first
through the loading dock
disguised as the chef.

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From there, she'll head
into the kitchen.

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You had time to build
a tiny working water fountain,
and I'm a pinecone?

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Once in,
she'll unload the goods.

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This girl in Chicago
won't stop Facebooking me.

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Looks like J-swag's
going deep dish.

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Then it's time
for phase two,

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toilet trouble.

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Oh, crap!
Someone call a plumber!

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Sounds like
you schnooks got a flood

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the size of my wife's
attitude problem.

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Whoa, you guys aren't
the usual plumbers.

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Oh, Mr. Brand loyalty
over here.

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Okay, okay,
why don't you
two slap-arounds

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give me your names
for the report

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in case Chang wants to know
why his birthday party

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turned into the frickin'
Poseidon Adventure.

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Okay, okay.
Follow me then.

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Finally.
Oof baboof with you two.

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Here's your problem.

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You people gotta
start chewin' your food.

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We may have to tap into
the hydraulic flap valve,

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so don't be alarmed
if things get
a little noisy.

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Like my wife's mouth.

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If we can break
through this wall
and into Chang's office,

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then we'll have access
to the basement door codes.

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Meanwhile, I'll take care
of cancelling the magician.

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Yeah, sorry,
Mr. Nightshade,
gig's canceled.

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How's it coming
with the guard?

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Boys are pathetic.

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Two days of Facebooking
with this Joshua kid

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and he's eating
out of my hands.

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"Got a new
flavor of lip balm.

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"Meet me at Chili's
in 10 minutes."

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Sheep.

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Um, I just
want to reiterate
that this should be

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the only time you seduce
a child over the internet.

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I know.

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Chili's? Sick!

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Hey, bro,
you watch my post?

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Yeah, whatever. 'Sup.

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I'm in.
Cue the abra cadabra.

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Is that me
in my swami disguise?

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No, Pierce,
for the last time,
you're in the getaway van

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because your swami act
is notoriously horrible.

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A, that is racist.

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B, swamis can't drive,
they're indians.

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Pierce, just do your part.

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Leave the entertainment
to Britta and me.

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Ricky Nightshade,
the rock and roll magician.

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I'm starting.
I need a volunteer.

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I'll kill anyone
who raises their hand.

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Pick a card
and look at it.

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Strap him!

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I'm in.

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Okay, it was
just my head before,
but now I'm really in.

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Bingo.

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4-1-2-6.

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I'm in.
Where's the key?

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I'm in.
I know.

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Well, everybody
else got to say it.

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Is this your card?

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Huh?

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I don't remember.

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Nightshade, Nightshade!

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Greetings, greetings,
Baba Ghanoush.

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Take me to the birthday boy.

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Wait a minute.

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Pierce?

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No, not knowing this Pierce.

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I am a mystical swami.

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I come to boogie down,
I'm boogying down.

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Hey!

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Jeff, we've been made.
Cover me!

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Winger!

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Huh? No!

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Everything all right, Ben?

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Peachy keen,
Avril Lavigne.

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Nathan, tell me
you got eyes on the dean.

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Negative, the pixie
has left the toadstool.

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No! Where's my monitor?

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Gotcha.
Code Chang.

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All units
converge on the
south library hallway.

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The best
part of the plan is
that at a certain point,

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it's going to look like
the plan is failing.

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But that's when
it's going to turn out
that the failing plan

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was all part of the plan.

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Hey, Johnny passerby,
this job's getting bigger

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than my wife's
credit card bill
at Marshalls.

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I mean,
they got great stuff,
I know that.

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Anyway, I'm going to need
your dean for approval.

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Craig.
Is that "A-I" or "I-A"?

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I always forget.

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Oof baboof,
I spilled plumber's
acid all over yous.

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What do I do?
What do I do?

247
00:11:58,983 --> 00:12:00,110
Take off your clothes.

248
00:12:00,151 --> 00:12:01,819
Nathan, tell me
you got eyes on the dean.

249
00:12:01,861 --> 00:12:04,697
Negative, the pixie
has left the toadstool.

250
00:12:04,739 --> 00:12:07,867
Repeat, the pixie
has left the toadstool.

251
00:12:10,870 --> 00:12:12,789
Jeffrey!
Oh. Hey, Britta.

252
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:17,544
How the Chang?

253
00:12:17,586 --> 00:12:19,170
I'm contaminated
with plumber's acid,

254
00:12:19,212 --> 00:12:20,964
but it's okay,
they're coming back
with a lotion.

255
00:12:35,604 --> 00:12:39,857
Sarcastic claps.

256
00:12:39,899 --> 00:12:41,443
Pretty clever.

257
00:12:41,485 --> 00:12:42,986
A plan that looked
like it failed,

258
00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:44,653
and then
turned out to work.

259
00:12:44,695 --> 00:12:46,948
Too bad your real plan
really failed.

260
00:12:48,575 --> 00:12:51,161
What's so funny?
You idiot.

261
00:12:51,202 --> 00:12:53,830
The plan was for the plan
to seem like it was failing.

262
00:12:53,871 --> 00:12:56,749
You think you caught us,
but we've already made it
out with the real dean.

263
00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:58,418
Ocean's Eleven, baby.

264
00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:01,338
Pierce,
I'm the real dean.

265
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:04,257
Getting caught
the first time was
part of the plan.

266
00:13:04,299 --> 00:13:07,302
This time is
because we suck.

267
00:13:07,344 --> 00:13:09,262
Shirley, where the hell
did you come from?

268
00:13:17,728 --> 00:13:18,938
You can't
hold us here forever.

269
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:20,607
I don't need to, Winger.

270
00:13:20,649 --> 00:13:23,485
I just wouldn't want
you to leave before
the big fireworks show.

271
00:13:23,527 --> 00:13:25,153
Fireworks show?

272
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:28,657
It's a surprise
for the end of the night
planned by the "dean."

273
00:13:28,697 --> 00:13:30,158
Only, silly dean,

274
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,286
he stored all the fireworks
in the records room. Aw.

275
00:13:33,328 --> 00:13:35,163
And when the works
"accidentally" go off

276
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,832
when I hit the final note
on my awesome keytar solo,

277
00:13:37,874 --> 00:13:39,292
they'll burn up
the school's records

278
00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:41,002
and all evidence
of my misdeeds.

279
00:13:41,044 --> 00:13:43,838
Chang, you're insane.
You're still into keytar?

280
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,298
We're going to tell
the board what you did!

281
00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:47,716
We're going to
tell the board…

282
00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:49,427
You think they'll believe
the Greendale seven
and the worst dean ever

283
00:13:49,469 --> 00:13:51,221
over the guy who just
nailed an awesome solo?

284
00:13:51,262 --> 00:13:54,391
You're going to
burn down the school
and kill everyone!

285
00:13:54,432 --> 00:13:56,267
Fire can't go
through doors, stupid.

286
00:13:56,309 --> 00:13:57,394
It's not a ghost.

287
00:14:01,981 --> 00:14:03,483
I know this is
a bit of a long shot,

288
00:14:03,525 --> 00:14:06,236
but I don't suppose
any of you paid my rent?

289
00:14:06,277 --> 00:14:10,156
Thank you,
everyone, for joining
in my celebration.

290
00:14:10,198 --> 00:14:13,618
As many of you know,
I ate my twin sister
in utero.

291
00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:16,954
So on my birthday,
I try to remember

292
00:14:16,996 --> 00:14:18,998
I'm a winner.

293
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,334
This one's
for you, Connie.

294
00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:29,384
And a-one, a-two,
a Chang, Chang, Chang-four.

295
00:14:35,056 --> 00:14:36,182
We're all going to die.

296
00:14:36,224 --> 00:14:37,726
We have to get out of here.
How?

297
00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:01,150
It's a miracle.

298
00:15:01,165 --> 00:15:03,042
Let's get out of here!
Oh, my God!

299
00:15:03,084 --> 00:15:04,544
Yes!
Come on, come on, come on.

300
00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:07,338
No, Troy, you didn't…

301
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,674
There's no time.
We gotta go.

302
00:15:21,728 --> 00:15:23,480
Six guards,
two on scooters.

303
00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:24,855
Chang started his solo.

304
00:15:24,897 --> 00:15:25,883
Knowing him,
that gives us
only nine minutes

305
00:15:25,898 --> 00:15:27,024
to get to
the records room.

306
00:15:27,066 --> 00:15:28,443
We'll need a distraction.

307
00:15:28,485 --> 00:15:30,612
You heard the lady.
Take your tops off.

308
00:15:31,446 --> 00:15:33,239
I might have something.

309
00:15:33,281 --> 00:15:34,907
To supplement
Greendale's budget,

310
00:15:34,949 --> 00:15:36,826
I've been renting
the school out for
raves on the weekend.

311
00:15:36,867 --> 00:15:38,662
They call it academania.

312
00:15:38,703 --> 00:15:41,581
It's mostly hard house,
some dubstep,

313
00:15:41,623 --> 00:15:42,832
but totally…
Perfect.

314
00:15:42,873 --> 00:15:44,668
Troy and Abed,
you make a run for it.

315
00:15:44,709 --> 00:15:46,753
Dean, I think
it's time to party.

316
00:15:50,089 --> 00:15:52,008
Hey, what the freak?

317
00:15:52,049 --> 00:15:53,384
What's going on?

318
00:15:55,178 --> 00:15:56,262
No! No! No!

319
00:15:56,304 --> 00:15:58,139
You weigh nothing!
I can't see them.

320
00:15:58,181 --> 00:15:59,849
They're too many of them.

321
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:04,521
Oof.
Baboof.

322
00:16:09,317 --> 00:16:11,361
Which wire do I cut?
There's only one.

323
00:16:12,236 --> 00:16:13,655
God, I hope I'm right.

324
00:16:27,126 --> 00:16:28,753
Study group!

325
00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:33,883
You did it!
So we're done, right?

326
00:16:33,924 --> 00:16:35,885
We're done?
Done, done, done?

327
00:16:36,302 --> 00:16:37,846
Not done.

328
00:16:37,887 --> 00:16:40,223
You foiled me
for the last time.

329
00:16:45,936 --> 00:16:49,733
So, it ends as it began.

330
00:16:49,774 --> 00:16:52,026
It didn't begin this way.

331
00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:53,444
What the hell's
going on in here?

332
00:16:53,486 --> 00:16:55,864
Hey, fellas.

333
00:16:55,905 --> 00:16:57,323
I just caught
the Greendale seven

334
00:16:57,365 --> 00:16:59,242
trying to burn down
the school.

335
00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:01,786
I'm a hero.
How about that cake?

336
00:17:01,828 --> 00:17:03,747
He's lying.
He kidnapped the dean.

337
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,707
Yeah, we gathered that much
when we found these two

338
00:17:05,749 --> 00:17:07,041
slap-fighting
in the hallway.

339
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,084
You stole my life!

340
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,920
It is hard out there
for a fake Moby!

341
00:17:12,672 --> 00:17:15,717
Carl, Richie,
let me ex-Chang.

342
00:17:18,595 --> 00:17:20,805
I'm not getting
paid, am I?

343
00:17:22,515 --> 00:17:24,225
Hey!

344
00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:27,311
So a madman
in a napoleon costume

345
00:17:27,353 --> 00:17:29,773
ran the school
into the ground
and almost blew it up?

346
00:17:29,814 --> 00:17:31,649
Yeah.
And on our watch.

347
00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:33,735
What happened to us?

348
00:17:33,777 --> 00:17:35,820
Well, I have
a drinking problem.

349
00:17:35,862 --> 00:17:37,864
We're going to get fired.

350
00:17:37,906 --> 00:17:40,658
Only a matter of time
until everyone finds out
what happened here.

351
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,452
Nobody can sit
on something this big.

352
00:17:42,493 --> 00:17:44,161
I'll sit on it.

353
00:17:45,705 --> 00:17:47,998
When I became dean,
I made a pledge

354
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,709
to swallow
this school's failures

355
00:17:49,751 --> 00:17:52,086
and spit out degrees
because that's

356
00:17:52,128 --> 00:17:55,548
what deans do.

357
00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:56,758
You'd do that for us?

358
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,217
No.

359
00:17:58,259 --> 00:17:59,928
I do it for Greendale.

360
00:17:59,969 --> 00:18:01,095
Aw.

361
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:03,347
It's great to
have you back, Craig.

362
00:18:03,389 --> 00:18:06,726
It's almost as if you were
never unknowingly gone.

363
00:18:06,768 --> 00:18:08,561
Yard margs at 'Skeeper's.

364
00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:10,354
Perfect. I left
my credit card there.

365
00:18:10,396 --> 00:18:11,689
Thanks, Craig.

366
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,777
You guys saved me.

367
00:18:15,819 --> 00:18:18,321
I don't know
how I will ever repay you.

368
00:18:19,405 --> 00:18:20,907
You already have.

369
00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:29,457
Troy, you don't
have to do this.

370
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,876
The AC school has
no claim on your soul.

371
00:18:31,918 --> 00:18:33,085
No, but I do.

372
00:18:33,127 --> 00:18:34,504
A man's only as good
as his word,

373
00:18:34,545 --> 00:18:36,756
or his nod through a camera
to a guy with a button.

374
00:18:43,596 --> 00:18:46,349
It's time.
Say your good-byes.

375
00:18:48,893 --> 00:18:51,395
Shirley, never change.

376
00:18:51,437 --> 00:18:53,356
Or do, if you want,
I'm not your boss.

377
00:18:53,397 --> 00:18:55,024
Oh, honey.

378
00:19:02,406 --> 00:19:03,825
Never wear a rubber.

379
00:19:09,664 --> 00:19:11,040
Never listen to Pierce.

380
00:19:16,462 --> 00:19:19,799
When you finally finish
that jigsaw puzzle,

381
00:19:19,841 --> 00:19:21,926
will you tell me
what kind of boat is
at the end of that dock?

382
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:31,394
This is a lock of my hair.

383
00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:34,605
Creepy.

384
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,040
All right, let's go.

385
00:20:08,472 --> 00:20:09,724
Abed?

386
00:20:10,683 --> 00:20:12,101
What did he say to you?

387
00:20:12,142 --> 00:20:14,854
He said, "I know
you hate when people
do this in movies."

388
00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:17,440
Sorry I got emotional.

389
00:20:27,784 --> 00:20:29,118
Troy Barnes.

390
00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:32,705
Welcome home.

391
00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:39,921
Whoo!
I'm really digging
this hard house!

392
00:20:39,963 --> 00:20:41,714
It's quite a groove.

393
00:20:41,756 --> 00:20:43,925
This is my school!

394
00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:48,471
It's called Greendale,
and I'm the dean
of the entire school.

395
00:20:48,512 --> 00:20:52,809
I mean,
I wasn't for a while,
but it's a long story.

396
00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:54,685
You guys, everybody,

397
00:20:54,727 --> 00:20:56,854
you should come by
during the day sometime.

398
00:20:56,896 --> 00:20:59,148
It's totally different.

399
00:20:59,189 --> 00:21:02,151
Really, stop by.
It'll blow your minds.

400
00:21:02,192 --> 00:21:05,488
You can meet
my best friend, Jeffrey.

401
00:21:05,529 --> 00:21:08,157
Sure,
I'll take a back rub.
Who's asking?