1 00:00:02,109 --> 00:00:03,694 Pierce! Hi! 2 00:00:03,985 --> 00:00:06,947 Hi! Hi, Pierce. Oh... 3 00:00:07,239 --> 00:00:09,533 Hi. Hey. 4 00:00:09,825 --> 00:00:12,411 Happy New Year, you guys. Do anything fun over break? 5 00:00:12,703 --> 00:00:15,789 Baby Ben got to be Baby Jesus in our church's Nativity play. 6 00:00:16,081 --> 00:00:18,208 Andre was Joseph, Jordan, one of the Wise Men, 7 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:19,835 and I was in charge of casting. 8 00:00:20,127 --> 00:00:22,921 I digitized my entire movie collection. Goodbye, VHS. 9 00:00:23,213 --> 00:00:25,799 Hello, SelectaVision CED Video Disc. 10 00:00:26,091 --> 00:00:27,926 I'm very psyched for the new semester. 11 00:00:28,218 --> 00:00:31,763 Or should I say... Intro to Human Psyched. 12 00:00:32,055 --> 00:00:33,598 The worst. 13 00:00:33,890 --> 00:00:35,767 For our midterm, we actually get to diagnose 14 00:00:36,059 --> 00:00:37,894 a fellow student with something. 15 00:00:38,186 --> 00:00:39,479 Don't you do that already? 16 00:00:39,771 --> 00:00:41,940 Accusational Opposition Disorder. 17 00:00:42,232 --> 00:00:44,484 Hello. Whoa. 18 00:00:44,776 --> 00:00:47,112 You've noticed my swagger has a new swagger. 19 00:00:47,404 --> 00:00:49,573 I'll explain. Over break, I took the plunge 20 00:00:49,865 --> 00:00:52,826 and started seeing a new shrink. What? Hello! 21 00:00:53,118 --> 00:00:56,496 Hello. I talked about my dad, punched a few pillows. 22 00:00:56,788 --> 00:00:59,332 And she put me on this amazing anti-anxiety pill. 23 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:01,877 It's really enhanced my self-confidence. 24 00:01:02,169 --> 00:01:03,503 I explained that really well. 25 00:01:03,795 --> 00:01:06,423 Jeff, you can't be on anti-anxiety meds. 26 00:01:06,715 --> 00:01:08,550 What self-doubt you have is the only thing 27 00:01:08,842 --> 00:01:10,260 keeping your ego penned in. 28 00:01:10,552 --> 00:01:13,263 You are a textbook narcissist. 29 00:01:13,555 --> 00:01:15,348 I'm an exceptional narcissist, Britta. 30 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,976 Oh, excuse me. 31 00:01:18,268 --> 00:01:19,728 I didn't kill my wife! 32 00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:21,563 I don't care. 33 00:01:28,403 --> 00:01:30,989 Stop that fugitive! 34 00:01:31,281 --> 00:01:33,867 I was wondering how long for things to get back to normal. 35 00:01:34,159 --> 00:01:35,827 Over break, Abed realized he could hire 36 00:01:36,119 --> 00:01:38,497 celebrity impersonators for his own personal use. 37 00:01:38,789 --> 00:01:40,999 He's been doing it a lot. He's not hurting anybody. 38 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:43,043 He likes reenacting scenes from movies. 39 00:01:43,335 --> 00:01:45,504 It's unquestionably awesome. I question it. 40 00:01:45,796 --> 00:01:47,130 He spent New Year's 41 00:01:47,422 --> 00:01:50,008 with Tom Hanks from Cast Away. Abed was the volleyball? 42 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:51,843 That makes sense. You guys, focus! 43 00:01:52,135 --> 00:01:55,180 Where's he getting the money? Intervention. Intervention. 44 00:01:55,472 --> 00:01:58,809 No! You guys need to stop. You seriously have a problem. 45 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:01,561 I said I didn't kill my wife! I still don't care. 46 00:02:01,853 --> 00:02:04,564 Freeze! 47 00:02:04,856 --> 00:02:06,399 Chang, they're just acting! 48 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:09,694 - Oh. Sorry. - What was that? 49 00:02:09,986 --> 00:02:12,656 I've got a friend at the zoo. 50 00:02:41,393 --> 00:02:43,937 What is this I hear about a tranquilizer gun? 51 00:02:44,229 --> 00:02:47,232 If you had hit a small student, they could have died! 52 00:02:47,524 --> 00:02:50,193 I wouldn't. I have a heavy flashlight for them. 53 00:02:50,485 --> 00:02:52,654 Oh, Ben! Look, 54 00:02:52,946 --> 00:02:54,489 I have to resort to extreme measures. 55 00:02:54,781 --> 00:02:57,951 I'm a one-man army. You won't let me have any guards. 56 00:02:58,243 --> 00:03:00,787 We're broke! We get 80 percent of our electricity 57 00:03:01,079 --> 00:03:04,040 from the apartment building across the street. 58 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:09,212 Okay. I don't know who told you pouting was an option for you, 59 00:03:09,504 --> 00:03:13,425 but all you're making me feel is hatred of Renee Zellweger. 60 00:03:15,385 --> 00:03:19,347 Look, maybe you bring on some students as security interns. 61 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:23,059 I'll let you offer them a credit in safety or math. 62 00:03:23,351 --> 00:03:27,105 Thank you. You won't regret this unless I rise up against you. 63 00:03:27,397 --> 00:03:30,233 I don't know why I said that. Bye. 64 00:03:30,525 --> 00:03:32,694 Huh! Tah! 65 00:03:32,986 --> 00:03:38,199 Zhou! Zeet! Dah! Toi! 66 00:03:39,534 --> 00:03:41,620 Jeff. Jeff! 67 00:03:41,912 --> 00:03:43,038 I looked it up. I was right. 68 00:03:43,330 --> 00:03:45,790 About Danny Thomas? I looked it up too. Weird. 69 00:03:46,082 --> 00:03:47,250 No, those meds you're taking. 70 00:03:47,542 --> 00:03:50,211 Without anxiety to keep your vanity in check, 71 00:03:50,503 --> 00:03:53,131 you are vulnerable to Hypernarcissosis. 72 00:03:53,423 --> 00:03:56,134 Okay, look. This apple is your ego. 73 00:03:56,426 --> 00:03:59,220 Imagine it expanding to the point of critical mass, 74 00:03:59,512 --> 00:04:01,139 taking over your whole personality, 75 00:04:01,431 --> 00:04:04,184 making you an uncontrollable monster. 76 00:04:04,476 --> 00:04:07,562 How did an apple make that clear? Imagine it expanding? 77 00:04:07,854 --> 00:04:09,439 Use a balloon. I'm on my way to lunch. 78 00:04:09,731 --> 00:04:11,066 Why take this away from me? 79 00:04:11,358 --> 00:04:13,860 I like having no anxiety. I'm in harmony with the world. 80 00:04:14,152 --> 00:04:16,947 Looking good, Winger. Thank you for that compliment, 81 00:04:17,238 --> 00:04:19,616 and for your service to this country. 82 00:04:19,908 --> 00:04:23,119 I'm so confident I can pull things off I never dreamed. 83 00:04:23,411 --> 00:04:25,664 Look. Aviators. 84 00:04:25,956 --> 00:04:27,457 Final boarding call, Beefcake Airways. 85 00:04:27,749 --> 00:04:30,418 I'm warning you as your friend to get off of those meds. 86 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:32,003 Until they're out of your system, 87 00:04:32,295 --> 00:04:34,631 stay away from fiattering situations, weddings, 88 00:04:34,923 --> 00:04:36,424 soft lighting, formal wear, gay bars. 89 00:04:36,716 --> 00:04:39,260 And take those off! Because they make me look good? 90 00:04:39,552 --> 00:04:41,972 That's not relevant. Ah, welcome back, Jeffrey. 91 00:04:42,263 --> 00:04:44,307 How was your... Uh-huh-hunh! 92 00:04:46,101 --> 00:04:49,521 Oh, my God! Even his shadow! Look at his shadow! 93 00:04:55,902 --> 00:04:57,904 Security internship available. 94 00:04:58,196 --> 00:05:00,573 Come on, see the world. 95 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:03,076 You won't see the world, but come on! 96 00:05:04,661 --> 00:05:06,997 Hey, Nadir. Oh, hey, Vinnie. 97 00:05:07,288 --> 00:05:10,125 Vinnie's the owner of the celebrity impersonator service. 98 00:05:10,417 --> 00:05:12,752 You look familiar. That's how we all get started. 99 00:05:13,044 --> 00:05:14,754 But at a certain point, if you're smart, 100 00:05:15,046 --> 00:05:17,090 you move up to management before the gold mine 101 00:05:17,382 --> 00:05:19,634 of resembling French Stewart runs dry. 102 00:05:19,926 --> 00:05:21,302 Ah... French Stewart... 103 00:05:21,594 --> 00:05:24,347 Speaking of gold mines, you owe me three grand, pal. 104 00:05:24,639 --> 00:05:27,225 Cool. Put it on my account. Do I look like a sucker? 105 00:05:27,517 --> 00:05:29,436 French Stewart. I don't have three grand. 106 00:05:29,728 --> 00:05:32,188 Better get it. Because I'll tell you something... 107 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,482 You'd make an amazing Seacrest. 108 00:05:34,774 --> 00:05:38,695 Very kind. Thank you. You're actually a lot taller. 109 00:05:38,987 --> 00:05:40,655 You've actually got a sharper jaw too. 110 00:05:40,947 --> 00:05:44,367 You're more handsome than the guy famous for being handsome. 111 00:05:44,659 --> 00:05:46,494 Jeff? 112 00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:54,753 You'll be okay. Just stay humble. 113 00:05:55,045 --> 00:05:56,629 Maybe there's another option. 114 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:58,590 I've got a big event Saturday, 115 00:05:58,882 --> 00:06:00,175 needs a lot of bodies, huh? 116 00:06:00,467 --> 00:06:03,887 And I see some high-value faces here. Got an Oprah. 117 00:06:04,179 --> 00:06:05,221 Oh! And sitting next to her 118 00:06:05,513 --> 00:06:07,348 is a Judy Garland or an Anne Hathaway. 119 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,142 Add a few extra teeth. 120 00:06:09,434 --> 00:06:12,312 Wow, this is rare. Both versions of Michael Jackson. 121 00:06:14,064 --> 00:06:15,899 And you... Fat Brando. Burt Reynolds. 122 00:06:16,191 --> 00:06:17,317 What? What? 123 00:06:17,609 --> 00:06:19,944 Fat Brando. Whatever. Burt Reynolds. Whatever. 124 00:06:20,236 --> 00:06:21,571 If you guys work this gig for me 125 00:06:21,863 --> 00:06:23,281 for six hours, we'll call it even. 126 00:06:23,573 --> 00:06:27,160 Sounds fun. Can we have a minute to talk? 127 00:06:27,452 --> 00:06:28,953 Sure. The guy who makes fish sticks 128 00:06:29,245 --> 00:06:30,789 looks like Quincy Jones. Get out. 129 00:06:31,081 --> 00:06:32,415 Seriously. Guys, I'm sorry, 130 00:06:32,707 --> 00:06:34,125 but we have to put our foot down. 131 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:37,420 She has a point. Next time it'll be $10,000, then 20, 132 00:06:37,712 --> 00:06:40,173 then he'll hit rock bottom and have no one but Jesus. 133 00:06:40,465 --> 00:06:42,300 I say we let this play out. I'd love to help, 134 00:06:42,592 --> 00:06:44,719 but playing Ryan Seacrest at a big party 135 00:06:45,011 --> 00:06:46,513 may not be a safe situation for me. 136 00:06:46,805 --> 00:06:50,100 We could actually hurt Abed if every time he faces reality, 137 00:06:50,391 --> 00:06:52,727 we play make-believe to bail him out. 138 00:06:53,019 --> 00:06:54,771 Shame on you people. 139 00:06:55,063 --> 00:06:56,898 It's not our job to help Abed grow up. 140 00:06:57,190 --> 00:07:00,985 Abed doesn't need reality. Abed is a magical, elf like man 141 00:07:01,277 --> 00:07:03,905 who makes us all more magical by being near us. 142 00:07:04,197 --> 00:07:06,950 Pierce, who came over that time you forgot how to fart? 143 00:07:07,242 --> 00:07:08,701 Abed. Shirley... 144 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:11,788 Who got you a DVD of Precious, based on Push, by Sapphire, 145 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,624 and a copy of Push autographed by Sapphire? 146 00:07:14,916 --> 00:07:18,044 Abed. All we had was reality before. 147 00:07:18,336 --> 00:07:20,421 He's made all of our lives better than reality. 148 00:07:20,713 --> 00:07:23,550 Now it becomes inconvenient, and it's time to get real? 149 00:07:23,842 --> 00:07:25,301 For shame! 150 00:07:26,636 --> 00:07:28,138 He's right. 151 00:07:28,429 --> 00:07:30,306 Sorry, Troy. Hey, guys. 152 00:07:30,598 --> 00:07:32,892 Abed, we would be happy to help you out. 153 00:07:33,184 --> 00:07:35,436 It'll be a good time. Cool. Cool, cool, cool. 154 00:07:35,728 --> 00:07:37,856 Cool. Oprah. Oh, thank you. 155 00:07:38,148 --> 00:07:39,524 See ya, Vin. Fat Brando. 156 00:07:39,816 --> 00:07:41,943 Burt Reynolds. Yeah. 157 00:07:42,235 --> 00:07:44,487 Thanks for being flexible. This'll be fun. 158 00:07:44,779 --> 00:07:46,531 Fun. Yeah, sure. But here's the deal. 159 00:07:46,823 --> 00:07:48,783 Um, if you guys mess this up, 160 00:07:49,075 --> 00:07:50,743 then his debt is overdue. 161 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:53,037 And I don't send another bill. 162 00:07:53,329 --> 00:07:55,206 No, I send two guys that look a lot 163 00:07:55,498 --> 00:07:57,792 like Ving Rhames and Michael Chiklis. 164 00:07:58,084 --> 00:08:00,420 And they do a very convincing impression 165 00:08:00,712 --> 00:08:02,380 of breaking your friend's legs. 166 00:08:03,798 --> 00:08:06,885 Their secret is, they actually break them. 167 00:08:15,727 --> 00:08:18,813 Impersonators, our guest of honor is one Howie Schwartz, 168 00:08:19,105 --> 00:08:21,191 who, according to the Talmud, just became a man. 169 00:08:21,482 --> 00:08:24,444 But I wouldn't want him next to me in a foxhole. 170 00:08:24,736 --> 00:08:26,070 Ha! Ground rules, 171 00:08:26,362 --> 00:08:27,947 do stay in your assigned quadrants 172 00:08:28,239 --> 00:08:30,074 quoting lines from movies you are positive 173 00:08:30,366 --> 00:08:32,535 your impersonatee was in. 174 00:08:32,827 --> 00:08:34,370 Do not leave your quadrant, 175 00:08:34,662 --> 00:08:36,956 burp, fart, cough, hiccup, or cuss. 176 00:08:37,248 --> 00:08:39,876 The exception being James, our resident Walter Matthau. 177 00:08:40,168 --> 00:08:41,920 How you doing, Jimmy? 178 00:08:42,212 --> 00:08:43,963 Give 'em hell. All right, let's go. 179 00:08:44,255 --> 00:08:46,216 All my life I has to fight. 180 00:08:46,507 --> 00:08:48,009 Ready to tangle. 181 00:08:48,301 --> 00:08:50,094 Handsome Seacrest, I need you in this tux. 182 00:08:50,386 --> 00:08:53,973 Jeff, do not wear that. Aw, zip it, White Jacko. 183 00:08:54,265 --> 00:08:56,851 Don't worry, that thing in the cafeteria freaked me out, 184 00:08:57,143 --> 00:08:58,895 so my shrink doubled my dosage. 185 00:08:59,187 --> 00:09:00,605 What? Jeff, that's insane! 186 00:09:00,897 --> 00:09:03,358 I thought so too, but after I took that extra pill, 187 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:04,943 it seemed like a great idea. 188 00:09:05,235 --> 00:09:06,986 Jeff, put it on. Go. No, Jeff! 189 00:09:07,278 --> 00:09:09,239 Stop arguing. If you have anything else to say, 190 00:09:09,530 --> 00:09:11,908 say it in a high-pitched voice walking backwards. 191 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,869 Jeff is in danger. Hee-hee! 192 00:09:17,247 --> 00:09:21,292 Uh, may I help you? I'm one of the impersonators. 193 00:09:21,584 --> 00:09:22,835 Which one? 194 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,796 Do I have to say it? 195 00:09:26,047 --> 00:09:27,382 Burt Reynolds. 196 00:09:27,674 --> 00:09:29,509 I don't believe anybody hired you 197 00:09:29,801 --> 00:09:30,969 to impersonate Burt Reynolds. 198 00:09:31,261 --> 00:09:33,304 Why not? Do I have to say it? 199 00:09:45,817 --> 00:09:48,069 May I help you? I'm Brando. 200 00:09:48,361 --> 00:09:50,029 Hmm... 201 00:09:50,321 --> 00:09:52,198 Could be under "Fat." 202 00:09:52,490 --> 00:09:53,908 Ah. Oh. 203 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,327 Totally. 204 00:09:56,619 --> 00:09:58,830 Go on in. 205 00:09:59,831 --> 00:10:01,249 Bam. 206 00:10:01,541 --> 00:10:04,502 Get back to your station. I'm talking to Geena Davis. 207 00:10:04,794 --> 00:10:07,422 Do this right or Vinnie won't clear your debt. 208 00:10:07,714 --> 00:10:10,633 Who cares about money? Look around. This is why we're alive. 209 00:10:10,925 --> 00:10:12,969 Ooh, fake Lorenzo Lamas. Let's go. 210 00:10:13,261 --> 00:10:17,557 I was so sad to hear of your passing. 211 00:10:17,849 --> 00:10:18,975 Me too. 212 00:10:19,267 --> 00:10:22,770 Sergeant Chang, what are you doing here? 213 00:10:23,062 --> 00:10:24,522 Hey, Annie. Just one of the perks 214 00:10:24,814 --> 00:10:25,898 when your brother's a rabbi. 215 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,900 He throws me some private security gigs 216 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,569 at the events he officiates. 217 00:10:29,861 --> 00:10:31,487 They can get really intense sometimes. 218 00:10:31,779 --> 00:10:35,408 Can you believe some jerk brought a scalpel to a bris? 219 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,201 Now smile. 220 00:10:37,493 --> 00:10:40,371 Why is he out of his quadrant? 221 00:10:42,332 --> 00:10:44,250 I'm Lorenzo Lamas. 222 00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:46,377 He's reenacting a movie. Please. 223 00:10:46,669 --> 00:10:49,422 What were Jamie Lee Curtis and Lorenzo Lamas in together? 224 00:10:49,714 --> 00:10:53,426 I'm embarrassed because you've never seen Lorenzo's Oil. 225 00:10:53,718 --> 00:10:56,304 Lorenzo is an oil tycoon that gets his address book 226 00:10:56,596 --> 00:10:59,015 switched with Jamie Lee Curtis', 227 00:10:59,307 --> 00:11:01,809 and they give each other piggyback rides. 228 00:11:02,101 --> 00:11:04,437 Tch. I can't believe... Did you go to college? 229 00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:06,689 Yes. No. 230 00:11:06,981 --> 00:11:08,232 Whatever. Keep working. 231 00:11:15,073 --> 00:11:18,451 Oh, my God. You are gorgeous! 232 00:11:18,743 --> 00:11:21,454 Look at this one. He's like a Robert Redford. 233 00:11:21,746 --> 00:11:24,749 No, no, more like a taller, hotter Ryan Seacrest. 234 00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:26,542 Amazing. You're more handsome 235 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:30,213 than the guy who's famous for being handsome. 236 00:11:36,302 --> 00:11:39,055 Skull Cracker 2000. Top of the line. 237 00:11:39,347 --> 00:11:41,015 Who wants to hold it? Me! 238 00:11:41,307 --> 00:11:43,810 That's so cool. Awesome. 239 00:11:44,102 --> 00:11:45,937 Dude, this is so sick. Check this out. 240 00:11:51,442 --> 00:11:54,987 Any of you young men interested in a college credit? 241 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,406 Sure! Right! 242 00:12:02,453 --> 00:12:04,831 Look, if you have a request, not a real DJ. 243 00:12:05,123 --> 00:12:07,375 These are props. You look like a friend. 244 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:10,294 You're friends with Moby? 245 00:12:21,597 --> 00:12:23,433 Jeff! Oh! 246 00:12:25,226 --> 00:12:28,438 I haven't been dipped like that since my last divorce. 247 00:12:28,729 --> 00:12:32,108 Britta, you were right. I can feel my ego taking over. 248 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,026 Do something! Okay, listen to me. 249 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,821 You are not that big of a deal. Do you understand? 250 00:12:37,113 --> 00:12:39,574 You have bad posture. When you do to many pushups, 251 00:12:39,866 --> 00:12:40,950 it looks like you have boobs. 252 00:12:41,242 --> 00:12:43,202 The tile in your bathroom is tacky. 253 00:12:43,494 --> 00:12:45,746 You were emotionally closed off in bed 254 00:12:46,038 --> 00:12:47,290 to the point where I didn't come up 255 00:12:47,582 --> 00:12:50,042 because I couldn't find close enough parking. 256 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,837 You have an unusually high butt crack. 257 00:12:53,129 --> 00:12:55,965 Thank you. 258 00:12:56,257 --> 00:12:57,717 It couldn't have been easy to lie. 259 00:12:58,009 --> 00:12:59,343 We are getting you out of here. 260 00:12:59,635 --> 00:13:01,721 Get back to your quadrant. Now! 261 00:13:02,013 --> 00:13:03,181 Britta! 262 00:13:03,473 --> 00:13:05,266 You were the highlight of the evening. 263 00:13:05,558 --> 00:13:08,311 If it were up to me, you'd win every award. 264 00:13:09,645 --> 00:13:11,105 There's awards? 265 00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:18,237 Ladies and non-gentilemen, 266 00:13:18,529 --> 00:13:21,240 welcome to Howie Schwartz's Star Mitzvah Awards. 267 00:13:21,532 --> 00:13:22,909 Here to present the first award 268 00:13:23,201 --> 00:13:25,495 are Fake Morgan Freeman and Fake Bono. 269 00:13:25,786 --> 00:13:27,997 You know, Fake Bono, algebra can be tough. 270 00:13:28,289 --> 00:13:29,916 It sure can, Fake Morgan Freeman. 271 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,834 And that's why it's so important 272 00:13:32,126 --> 00:13:33,961 to reward those to whom it comes so easily. 273 00:13:34,253 --> 00:13:37,882 The winner for best math student is... 274 00:13:38,174 --> 00:13:39,425 Howie Schwartz. 275 00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:47,266 Wow, these things are heavy. 276 00:13:48,935 --> 00:13:51,103 The award for cleanest room 277 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,022 goes to Howie Schwartz. 278 00:13:53,314 --> 00:13:57,485 Coolest skateboard trick, Howie Schwartz! 279 00:13:57,777 --> 00:14:00,613 Best Halo score, Howie Schwartz! 280 00:14:03,908 --> 00:14:07,370 You're gonna win the award for most handsome young man. 281 00:14:07,662 --> 00:14:11,123 Nah. Oh, give me a break. It's his bar mitzvah. 282 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,543 Jeff, I think that we should go. 283 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:17,088 There's an award for most handsome young man! 284 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,382 Hello, everyone. It is my honor and privilege 285 00:14:19,674 --> 00:14:22,552 as Fake Oprah Winfrey to present the final award. 286 00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:24,637 Most handsome young man. 287 00:14:24,929 --> 00:14:25,972 Aw... 288 00:14:26,264 --> 00:14:27,473 And the winner is... 289 00:14:29,684 --> 00:14:32,103 Howie Schwartz! 290 00:14:32,395 --> 00:14:33,771 No! 291 00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:47,535 Aah! 292 00:14:53,749 --> 00:14:56,252 Look at me! Look at me! 293 00:14:56,544 --> 00:14:58,963 No, Jeffrey! Jeffrey... Oh! 294 00:14:59,255 --> 00:15:01,132 Oh! 295 00:15:01,424 --> 00:15:02,967 Oh, God, no! 296 00:15:03,259 --> 00:15:05,469 What the hell? You wanted it! 297 00:15:05,761 --> 00:15:08,139 You all want it! 298 00:15:15,938 --> 00:15:18,608 Ow! 299 00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:20,234 Ah! 300 00:15:33,289 --> 00:15:36,000 I love you, Dad! I knew you'd invite the Hulk! 301 00:15:43,466 --> 00:15:46,802 You're lucky. And your friend's debt is paid. 302 00:15:47,094 --> 00:15:48,804 Hey, Jimmy, wait up. 303 00:15:56,395 --> 00:15:57,480 Boogie Nights. 304 00:15:59,148 --> 00:16:01,359 You're Fat Burt Reynolds, right? 305 00:16:03,319 --> 00:16:04,528 I'll take it. 306 00:16:13,788 --> 00:16:16,999 Abed, your leg! What'd they do? Tell me who they looked like! 307 00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:19,293 Doc, doc! Who's there? 308 00:16:19,585 --> 00:16:21,545 Your femur bone. He needs money. He's broke. 309 00:16:21,837 --> 00:16:23,297 Ha, ha, ha. Hey. 310 00:16:23,589 --> 00:16:25,883 Laughter's the best medicine. 311 00:16:26,175 --> 00:16:27,218 What are you doing? 312 00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:29,679 I'm challenging your medical establishment. 313 00:16:29,970 --> 00:16:32,598 Not you. 314 00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:35,976 So we just spent our whole night paying off your debt, 315 00:16:36,268 --> 00:16:38,104 and you're blowing money on Patch Adams? 316 00:16:38,396 --> 00:16:41,315 It's two for one. We're doing Popeye next. 317 00:16:41,607 --> 00:16:42,983 Ah-ga-ga-ga-ga. 318 00:16:43,275 --> 00:16:45,111 Get him some spinach. 319 00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:46,737 I'm Olive Oyl. 320 00:16:51,826 --> 00:16:53,494 Get out! 321 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,432 Are you mad at me? 322 00:17:16,058 --> 00:17:18,269 No. Cool. 323 00:17:18,561 --> 00:17:21,647 Gonna go in the Dreamatorium and play Inspector Spacetime. 324 00:17:21,939 --> 00:17:23,566 Have fun. 325 00:17:28,154 --> 00:17:30,740 Abed. Yeah? 326 00:17:31,031 --> 00:17:32,158 Come here. 327 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:42,126 I am mad at you. You said you weren't. 328 00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:43,502 We never lie. I know. 329 00:17:43,794 --> 00:17:45,963 We made a deal. Friends don't lie to each other. 330 00:17:46,255 --> 00:17:48,382 I know! I lied. 331 00:17:48,674 --> 00:17:50,801 You don't like people who tell you what to do, 332 00:17:51,093 --> 00:17:52,011 and I don't want to. 333 00:17:52,303 --> 00:17:53,429 Then don't be. I have to be. 334 00:17:53,721 --> 00:17:55,097 Stop renting impersonators. 335 00:17:55,389 --> 00:17:57,391 Vinnie was gonna break both of your legs. 336 00:17:57,683 --> 00:17:59,351 I had to work hard to help you. 337 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,896 That's what you wanted to do. Yes. 338 00:18:02,188 --> 00:18:03,856 But I can't do what I want to do? 339 00:18:04,148 --> 00:18:05,566 I guess not. Not all the time. 340 00:18:05,858 --> 00:18:07,693 Sometimes you have to trust I know better. 341 00:18:07,985 --> 00:18:10,446 I don't know if I can. Then you're gonna have to trust 342 00:18:10,738 --> 00:18:12,823 that you're gonna have to trust me. 343 00:18:14,742 --> 00:18:19,205 Well, I don't want to stop being your friend, so... 344 00:18:19,497 --> 00:18:22,166 I guess I'll let you tell me what to do sometimes. 345 00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:25,628 Still best friends? 346 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,087 Yeah. 347 00:18:28,547 --> 00:18:30,925 Still best friends. Always. 348 00:18:31,217 --> 00:18:32,927 Cool. Cool, cool, cool. 349 00:18:33,219 --> 00:18:35,095 Still gonna go to the Dreamatorium? 350 00:18:35,387 --> 00:18:37,515 Think I'm gonna play myself, if that's okay. 351 00:18:37,807 --> 00:18:40,643 Cool. Okay. 352 00:18:40,935 --> 00:18:42,520 Cool. 353 00:18:46,482 --> 00:18:49,109 Seacrest Hulk, you're the greatest! 354 00:18:49,401 --> 00:18:51,612 Whoo! You rock, Seacrest Hulk! 355 00:18:55,658 --> 00:18:57,618 I love you, Seacrest Hulk! 356 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:04,208 You know, Seacrest Hulk, you're a meshugeneh. 357 00:19:19,598 --> 00:19:20,975 You okay? 358 00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:23,727 No. I ruined a bar mitzvah. 359 00:19:24,019 --> 00:19:25,187 I'm a bad person. 360 00:19:25,479 --> 00:19:27,064 What you're feeling is called shame. 361 00:19:27,356 --> 00:19:28,607 It means you're getting better. 362 00:19:28,899 --> 00:19:32,361 You'll be safe again once those pills wear off. 363 00:19:32,653 --> 00:19:35,447 Um, I was thinking... 364 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:39,743 You know that person you study for your psych class? 365 00:19:40,035 --> 00:19:41,453 Maybe that should be me. 366 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:45,499 Uh-uh. No way. You are way out of my league diagnostically. 367 00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:50,004 I'm gonna go with someone less complicated. Like Abed. 368 00:20:07,897 --> 00:20:09,189 Hi, Abed. 369 00:20:12,943 --> 00:20:15,362 Hi. Where's Troy? 370 00:20:15,654 --> 00:20:17,531 In the other room. That's okay. 371 00:20:17,823 --> 00:20:19,992 There are advantages traveling by yourself. 372 00:20:20,284 --> 00:20:22,036 You can drive faster, change direction. 373 00:20:22,328 --> 00:20:23,704 The only pee breaks are yours. 374 00:20:23,996 --> 00:20:26,540 Are you real? Are you? 375 00:20:26,832 --> 00:20:28,250 This is really crazy. 376 00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:30,252 And inaccessible, and maybe too dark. 377 00:20:30,544 --> 00:20:33,339 Maybe to them, but not to us. 378 00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:36,300 Cool. Cool, cool, cool. 379 00:20:36,592 --> 00:20:38,761 Hot. Hot, hot, hot. 380 00:21:00,783 --> 00:21:05,204 Gentlemen, who's ready to Chang the world? 381 00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:07,539 Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! 382 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:10,417 Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! 383 00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:12,711 Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! 384 00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:14,880 All hail Chang!