1 00:00:05,229 --> 00:00:08,606 Wow, they found a way to make the Human Being even creepier. 2 00:00:08,606 --> 00:00:11,442 Covering him in icicles. I think it's festive. 3 00:00:11,442 --> 00:00:13,278 Yeah, my favorite Christmas tradition 4 00:00:13,278 --> 00:00:16,156 is trimming the Hellraiser. Guys, found something 5 00:00:16,156 --> 00:00:18,033 for Christmas this year. we can watch together 6 00:00:18,033 --> 00:00:21,161 The long-lost 1981 Inspector Spacetime Holiday Special. 7 00:00:21,161 --> 00:00:23,872 Runtime two-and-a-half hours, and so critically reviled 8 00:00:23,872 --> 00:00:26,457 that after it aired, the creator had his knighthood revoked. 9 00:00:26,457 --> 00:00:27,751 That sounds terrible. 10 00:00:27,751 --> 00:00:29,294 I wanna watch it twice, 11 00:00:29,294 --> 00:00:31,504 but I'm spending Christmas with my relatives. 12 00:00:31,504 --> 00:00:33,924 Or rather, I'm spending the day with them 13 00:00:33,924 --> 00:00:36,051 to acknowledge Christmas. while they refuse 14 00:00:36,051 --> 00:00:38,762 You Jehovah Witnesses, so severe. 15 00:00:38,762 --> 00:00:40,722 Andre and I are spending Christmas giving gifts 16 00:00:40,722 --> 00:00:42,807 to the more persuadable of our Jewish friends. 17 00:00:42,807 --> 00:00:45,394 I wouldn't call a visit from your pastor a gift. 18 00:00:45,394 --> 00:00:46,603 And don't bother this year. 19 00:00:46,603 --> 00:00:48,772 I'll be at the movies with my bubbe. 20 00:00:48,772 --> 00:00:50,732 You're not taking both of them? 21 00:00:50,732 --> 00:00:54,069 Well, one's dead. What? 22 00:00:54,069 --> 00:00:56,321 to hanging out with you. I was looking forward 23 00:00:56,321 --> 00:00:58,323 so long, dark, angry. This semester's been 24 00:00:58,323 --> 00:01:00,367 we could have some fun. I was thinking 25 00:01:00,367 --> 00:01:01,785 What we've learned 26 00:01:01,785 --> 00:01:03,787 to make the holidays brighter is that attempts 27 00:01:03,787 --> 00:01:05,414 a certain darkness. give them 28 00:01:05,414 --> 00:01:07,165 if I agree with that. Oh, I don't know 29 00:01:07,165 --> 00:01:09,209 With boughs of holly ♪ ♪ Deck the halls 30 00:01:09,209 --> 00:01:11,420 Actually, maybe I do. 31 00:01:16,674 --> 00:01:19,303 Merry Christmas, Greendale. Glee Club here, 32 00:01:19,303 --> 00:01:22,555 reminding you that our Christmas pageant is coming. 33 00:01:22,555 --> 00:01:24,891 Next stop, regionals. 34 00:01:24,891 --> 00:01:27,644 What are regionals? They never stop talking about it. 35 00:01:30,021 --> 00:01:31,522 Please tell me we were 36 00:01:31,522 --> 00:01:33,233 the year we filled in. not this obnoxious 37 00:01:33,233 --> 00:01:36,445 T-minus five seconds till the hip-hop remix. Four, three… 38 00:01:36,445 --> 00:01:39,072 Re-re-re-remix ♪ ♪ Come on 39 00:01:40,824 --> 00:01:43,118 F-A-L-A, come on… d d Fa la la la 40 00:01:43,118 --> 00:01:44,577 You're awfully quiet, Jeff. 41 00:01:44,577 --> 00:01:46,579 Nobody hates Glee Club more than you. 42 00:01:46,579 --> 00:01:49,040 I'm just content to sit back and enjoy the show. 43 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,792 And now our pop music mash-up. 44 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:52,585 Elton Lil Jon Lennon. 45 00:01:52,585 --> 00:01:55,005 Kick it. Hey, tiny dancer. 46 00:01:55,005 --> 00:01:56,256 Okay. 47 00:01:56,256 --> 00:01:57,715 Stop! 48 00:01:57,715 --> 00:02:01,594 Cease and desist. 49 00:02:01,594 --> 00:02:03,513 Glee Club, meet ASCAP. 50 00:02:03,513 --> 00:02:06,099 Protecting musical copyrights since 1914. 51 00:02:06,099 --> 00:02:07,934 They've received an anonymous tip 52 00:02:07,934 --> 00:02:10,354 that unlicensed material was being performed here 53 00:02:10,354 --> 00:02:13,398 without the artists' permission. Merry Christmas, everyone. 54 00:02:13,398 --> 00:02:15,566 just became History Club. Glee Club 55 00:02:19,321 --> 00:02:21,865 Oh, no! No! 56 00:02:21,865 --> 00:02:23,825 No! Why? 57 00:02:25,452 --> 00:02:29,080 My soul is dead. Oh! 58 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,791 we were never here. Okay, anyone asks, 59 00:02:34,461 --> 00:02:36,171 Why? 60 00:02:40,091 --> 00:02:43,387 To run out of steam ♪ d Give me the hope 61 00:02:43,387 --> 00:02:46,556 It can be here ♪ d Somebody said 62 00:02:46,556 --> 00:02:50,810 Tied up dead in a year ♪ d We could be roped up 63 00:03:02,822 --> 00:03:05,116 is at Westside Hospital, The Glee Club 64 00:03:05,116 --> 00:03:08,412 a collective nervous breakdown. recuperating from 65 00:03:08,412 --> 00:03:11,998 This is the second Glee Club we've lost in two years. 66 00:03:11,998 --> 00:03:14,376 We might have to cancel the Christmas pageant. 67 00:03:14,376 --> 00:03:17,295 this close to regionals. And to think they were 68 00:03:17,295 --> 00:03:20,631 What the hell are regionals? They're this close, Pierce. 69 00:03:20,631 --> 00:03:23,760 Anyway, an old friend wants to talk to you. 70 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,137 Your favorite Glee Club instructor, 71 00:03:26,137 --> 00:03:30,225 the dreamy and boyish Mr. Cory Radison. 72 00:03:31,893 --> 00:03:34,603 Uh, I thought I told you to call me Mr. Rad. 73 00:03:34,603 --> 00:03:37,315 Or Cory. Just don't call me late to dinner. 74 00:03:37,315 --> 00:03:38,942 Unless you're serving Brussels sprouts. 75 00:03:38,942 --> 00:03:41,945 Aah! I won't, I promise. 76 00:03:41,945 --> 00:03:44,364 This guy's like human froyo. 77 00:03:44,364 --> 00:03:46,950 Look, when the last Glee Club died in that bus crash, 78 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:48,493 you guys stepped up. 79 00:03:48,493 --> 00:03:50,912 You were the best gosh-darn emergency substitutes 80 00:03:50,912 --> 00:03:53,582 I've ever worked with. Well, this time, 81 00:03:53,582 --> 00:03:56,626 I'm not gonna kid you. It won't be easy. 82 00:03:56,626 --> 00:03:59,588 Your best won't be good enough. Oh. 83 00:03:59,588 --> 00:04:02,215 And 10 times your best will be so bad, 84 00:04:02,215 --> 00:04:04,134 I will yell at you. 85 00:04:04,134 --> 00:04:07,095 if we dig down… But I promise, 86 00:04:07,095 --> 00:04:09,097 Yeah. Pass. 87 00:04:10,098 --> 00:04:11,308 Okay. 88 00:04:14,727 --> 00:04:17,772 Don't you hurt him. 89 00:04:17,772 --> 00:04:19,107 Mr. Rad? 90 00:04:19,107 --> 00:04:21,276 we let Mr. Rad down. I feel like 91 00:04:21,276 --> 00:04:22,611 He let himself down 92 00:04:22,611 --> 00:04:24,654 when he left the house wearing a sweater vest. 93 00:04:24,654 --> 00:04:26,615 have fun last time. I guess we did 94 00:04:26,615 --> 00:04:28,658 I can hardly remember. Did we? 95 00:04:28,658 --> 00:04:30,452 happy, musical fog. It's all a weird, 96 00:04:30,452 --> 00:04:32,036 It was like being on ecstasy, 97 00:04:32,036 --> 00:04:34,539 pointless conversations only instead of having 98 00:04:34,539 --> 00:04:36,333 and dancing like idiots… Wait. 99 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:38,960 like being on ecstasy. It was exactly 100 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,587 That's what worries me about this guy. 101 00:04:40,587 --> 00:04:42,547 Hanson and Manson. He's equal parts 102 00:04:42,547 --> 00:04:45,509 Nobody let him corner you until he is out of recruitment mode 103 00:04:45,509 --> 00:04:46,926 or next thing you know, 104 00:04:46,926 --> 00:04:49,679 we'll all be caring about Christmas pageants 105 00:04:49,679 --> 00:04:51,431 and regionals. You're right. Deal. 106 00:04:51,431 --> 00:04:52,682 Gotcha. Agreed. 107 00:04:52,682 --> 00:04:54,309 What the hell are regionals? 108 00:05:03,693 --> 00:05:05,236 What are you still doing here? 109 00:05:05,236 --> 00:05:07,155 I thought I'd give her one more tinkle 110 00:05:07,155 --> 00:05:09,157 before I took down decorations. 111 00:05:09,157 --> 00:05:11,951 No Glee Club means no pageant, means no Christmas. 112 00:05:11,951 --> 00:05:13,453 things brighter Trying to make 113 00:05:13,453 --> 00:05:15,288 made more darkness. just would've 114 00:05:15,288 --> 00:05:17,624 a certain ex-lawyer talking. That sounds like 115 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:20,710 I see a lot of myself in you, Abed. 116 00:05:20,710 --> 00:05:22,212 You care about your friends. 117 00:05:22,212 --> 00:05:24,422 And you wish they cared more about each other. 118 00:05:24,422 --> 00:05:26,675 That's not an easy position to be in sometimes. 119 00:05:26,675 --> 00:05:29,052 I want my friends to have a merry Christmas. 120 00:05:29,052 --> 00:05:30,595 Well, maybe you could start 121 00:05:30,595 --> 00:05:33,306 by giving them the greatest Christmas gift of all. 122 00:05:33,306 --> 00:05:35,266 What's that? 123 00:05:47,487 --> 00:05:50,448 still playing this song? How's your piano 124 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:56,496 If you just sing along ♪ ♪ You'll understand 125 00:06:14,013 --> 00:06:17,434 When families are winning ♪ ♪ Families are closer 126 00:06:28,861 --> 00:06:30,739 Glee! 127 00:06:30,739 --> 00:06:33,450 Thank you, Mr. Rad. Don't break down the set yet. 128 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:36,827 I'm gonna try to get my friends to be in the Christmas pageant. 129 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:40,582 Thank you, Abed. 130 00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:43,792 Thank you. 131 00:06:51,342 --> 00:06:52,594 Merry Christmas, Troy. 132 00:06:52,594 --> 00:06:54,262 Abed, you look gleeful. 133 00:06:54,262 --> 00:06:55,930 Don't you think it might actually 134 00:06:55,930 --> 00:06:57,515 be fun doing this pageant? 135 00:06:57,515 --> 00:06:59,684 Abed, we hate the Glee Club. 136 00:06:59,684 --> 00:07:02,479 I just like liking things. Yeah. I guess 137 00:07:03,438 --> 00:07:04,522 Abed. 138 00:07:06,149 --> 00:07:09,193 I'd do anything you did, but… Look, you know 139 00:07:09,193 --> 00:07:10,654 I'm a Jehovah's Witness. 140 00:07:10,654 --> 00:07:12,739 to celebrate Christmas. We're not supposed 141 00:07:12,739 --> 00:07:15,533 I've been thinking about that. I may have a loophole. 142 00:07:15,533 --> 00:07:17,744 a Jehovah's Witness What if you were 143 00:07:17,744 --> 00:07:20,246 to be into Christmas, merely pretending 144 00:07:20,246 --> 00:07:23,374 gathering clues to take down the holidays from within? 145 00:07:23,374 --> 00:07:25,543 You mean like a spy investigating, 146 00:07:25,543 --> 00:07:27,378 like I'm celebrating, making it seem 147 00:07:27,378 --> 00:07:29,255 when actually I'm infiltrating 148 00:07:29,255 --> 00:07:31,007 Santa's operation? Yoip! 149 00:07:32,925 --> 00:07:34,719 I'm on the Christmas side ♪ ♪ Making everybody think 150 00:07:42,268 --> 00:07:44,103 It's time to set the bait ♪ ♪ When the big night comes 151 00:07:50,026 --> 00:07:51,736 Hug him tight, get on his lap ♪ ♪ Spring a trap, like that 152 00:08:00,370 --> 00:08:02,913 Connoisseur of Christmas ♪ ♪ A-B-E-D 153 00:08:02,913 --> 00:08:04,957 None of your business ♪ ♪ On the spectrum? 154 00:08:12,298 --> 00:08:14,175 Than Howard Hughes ♪ ♪ More blueprints 155 00:08:24,227 --> 00:08:26,312 Hey, guys. 156 00:08:26,312 --> 00:08:29,065 Yep. Wanna join us? Rapping? 157 00:08:29,065 --> 00:08:30,650 Totally. 158 00:08:30,650 --> 00:08:33,403 Wait. You guys never let me rap with you. 159 00:08:33,403 --> 00:08:34,863 all hands on deck We're gonna need 160 00:08:34,863 --> 00:08:37,490 go to regionals. if we're gonna 161 00:08:37,490 --> 00:08:38,908 Cool. 162 00:08:38,908 --> 00:08:42,871 I just need to study, though. In my room. 163 00:08:42,871 --> 00:08:44,288 So have fun. 164 00:08:44,288 --> 00:08:45,623 And then this morning 165 00:08:45,623 --> 00:08:47,333 I could hear them in the bathroom 166 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:48,918 doing country mash-ups. 167 00:08:48,918 --> 00:08:50,961 And they won't stop talking about regionals. 168 00:08:50,961 --> 00:08:52,255 Maybe it's nothing. 169 00:08:52,255 --> 00:08:53,673 wears a sweater vest Yeah, if nothing 170 00:08:53,673 --> 00:08:55,508 aggressively asexual. and seems 171 00:08:55,508 --> 00:08:59,470 Let's all study for our final in our old… 172 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:01,598 Where's our table? 173 00:09:01,598 --> 00:09:03,099 Who's that guy? 174 00:09:04,434 --> 00:09:06,185 You guys all see him too, right? 175 00:09:06,185 --> 00:09:07,978 Merry Christmas, y'all. Hey, guys. 176 00:09:07,978 --> 00:09:11,274 Sorry about the rearrangement. We need this space to rehearse. 177 00:09:11,274 --> 00:09:13,234 doing the pageant. But we're not 178 00:09:13,234 --> 00:09:15,027 I hear your negativity, Look, guys, 179 00:09:15,027 --> 00:09:18,573 but also, can I counter with this? Who hates glee? 180 00:09:18,573 --> 00:09:20,199 Listen to how that sounds. 181 00:09:20,199 --> 00:09:22,452 "Glee" literally means "glee." 182 00:09:22,452 --> 00:09:25,789 Club doesn't make us bullies. Oh, stop it. Not liking Glee 183 00:09:25,789 --> 00:09:28,040 is reverse bullying. And implying that 184 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,376 Good point. Sing about it? No! 185 00:09:30,376 --> 00:09:32,587 I understand them, but you, Pierce? 186 00:09:32,587 --> 00:09:35,047 Your generation invented music. 187 00:09:35,047 --> 00:09:38,175 I don't know about invented. Perfected, maybe. 188 00:09:38,175 --> 00:09:40,219 Pierce, they're just trying to pander 189 00:09:40,219 --> 00:09:43,306 to your demographic's documented historical vanity. Resist. 190 00:09:43,306 --> 00:09:46,309 Abed, wasn't Santa Claus himself part of Pierce's peer group? 191 00:09:46,309 --> 00:09:48,436 I believe so. 192 00:09:48,436 --> 00:09:50,396 One, two, three, four. 193 00:09:55,819 --> 00:09:58,905 Gave the polio to Doris Day ♪ ♪ And when the commies 194 00:10:14,420 --> 00:10:18,883 He did more drugs ♪ ♪ And then in 1970 195 00:10:31,646 --> 00:10:36,275 Spielberg and microchips ♪ ♪ Santa invented 196 00:10:36,275 --> 00:10:40,989 Coca-Cola and aerobics ♪ ♪ Santa invented 197 00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:53,710 Aah! Ow! 198 00:11:06,263 --> 00:11:09,392 For all that I bring ♪ ♪ You're welcome 199 00:11:13,354 --> 00:11:15,732 The gift of the world ♪ ♪ I bring 200 00:11:24,490 --> 00:11:26,659 That's great. Pierce is on board. 201 00:11:26,659 --> 00:11:29,412 we can get Shirley or Annie. For the Christmas queen, 202 00:11:29,412 --> 00:11:32,749 They both have really strong voices, natural vibrato. 203 00:11:32,749 --> 00:11:35,334 There's also Britta. Britta's adorable. 204 00:11:35,334 --> 00:11:37,795 for the Christmas queen. So Shirley or Annie 205 00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:41,549 There's a leaf on Britta's head. She's playing a tree. 206 00:11:41,549 --> 00:11:43,300 And it's gonna be so fun. 207 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:46,303 Mr. Radison, who authorized you to rearrange our study room? 208 00:11:46,303 --> 00:11:47,638 Who do you think you are? 209 00:11:48,848 --> 00:11:50,433 I'll tell you. 210 00:11:57,565 --> 00:11:59,400 into the study room. I'm scared to go 211 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,069 So many top hats in there. 212 00:12:01,069 --> 00:12:03,320 we could stop all this. I wish there was a way 213 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,406 I realize the stakes aren't that high. 214 00:12:05,406 --> 00:12:08,325 That just makes it extra scary. I know. 215 00:12:08,325 --> 00:12:10,828 what Mr. Rad is up to. Jeff, I think I know 216 00:12:10,828 --> 00:12:12,288 There's something you have to see. 217 00:12:14,331 --> 00:12:15,959 Mr. Rad plans to get 218 00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:18,753 every single member of our study group to join the Glee Club. 219 00:12:18,753 --> 00:12:20,755 that's gonna happen. I don't know how 220 00:12:20,755 --> 00:12:23,299 I'll show you. 221 00:12:23,299 --> 00:12:24,675 What…? 222 00:12:24,675 --> 00:12:26,844 the many costume changes This is just one of 223 00:12:26,844 --> 00:12:28,471 during the show. I'll be doing 224 00:12:28,471 --> 00:12:31,432 for regionals, right? We're a shoo-in 225 00:12:31,432 --> 00:12:33,559 This is beneath you. Annie, you too? 226 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:35,352 You are an intelligent woman. 227 00:12:35,352 --> 00:12:37,105 Also, you're Jewish. 228 00:12:37,105 --> 00:12:41,525 I guess I have a lot to learn about holiday tradition. 229 00:12:44,654 --> 00:12:48,908 How to understand Christmas ♪ ♪ Teach me 230 00:12:57,374 --> 00:13:00,628 Of sugarplum socks ♪ ♪ With visions 231 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,248 Annie. Oof! Oh-ho. 232 00:13:54,891 --> 00:13:56,517 Eventually you hit a point 233 00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:58,519 of diminishing returns on the sexiness. 234 00:13:58,519 --> 00:14:00,021 What's a dimin…? 235 00:14:03,191 --> 00:14:05,275 Stay back, old man. Don't even hum. 236 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:08,529 I have no intention of singing. Shirley, Britta, 237 00:14:08,529 --> 00:14:09,947 Good. 238 00:14:09,947 --> 00:14:12,533 I can't speak for these angels, though. 239 00:14:14,035 --> 00:14:15,411 Oh. 240 00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:26,338 The sudden urge to bake ♪ ♪ We all have 241 00:14:26,338 --> 00:14:31,052 A very special birthday ♪ ♪ It feels like 242 00:14:37,183 --> 00:14:40,103 you need to get out of here. Shirley, 243 00:14:44,732 --> 00:14:46,234 They're not gonna tell you. 244 00:14:49,528 --> 00:14:51,822 That's what they do. That's what they do. 245 00:14:51,822 --> 00:14:56,452 The state can't tell us ♪ ♪ The Constitution says 246 00:14:59,789 --> 00:15:01,874 Oh, I gotta tell the babies. 247 00:15:12,009 --> 00:15:14,929 Cut the cake now ♪ ♪ Cut the cake 248 00:15:16,764 --> 00:15:18,599 Oh, Jeff, thank God. 249 00:15:18,599 --> 00:15:21,477 It's just you and me now. They got Shirley. 250 00:15:21,477 --> 00:15:23,312 Jeff? 251 00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:43,207 Guys, I am swelling with pride. 252 00:15:43,207 --> 00:15:46,002 You stepped up and you saved the Christmas pageant. 253 00:15:46,002 --> 00:15:48,337 It's all thanks to you, Mr. Rad. Whoo! 254 00:15:48,337 --> 00:15:51,174 I just hope we can repay you by making regionals. 255 00:15:51,174 --> 00:15:52,842 this was regionals. I thought 256 00:15:54,302 --> 00:15:56,553 undercut their importance. Don't let my confusion 257 00:15:56,553 --> 00:15:58,681 Places, everyone. Oh! 258 00:15:58,681 --> 00:16:01,100 Okay, scooch, scooch, scooch. Great. 259 00:16:02,518 --> 00:16:05,021 I could not have done this without your skills, Abed. 260 00:16:05,021 --> 00:16:06,647 I was happy to do it. 261 00:16:06,647 --> 00:16:08,983 I thought we were gonna end the semester on a dark note. 262 00:16:08,983 --> 00:16:11,986 I'm glad we're singing together instead. It's been a good time. 263 00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:13,988 It's going to continue to be a good time. 264 00:16:13,988 --> 00:16:16,573 If we win regionals, it's straight on to sectionals. 265 00:16:16,573 --> 00:16:19,160 And then a week later is semis, then semi-regionals. 266 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:23,497 Then regional semis, then national lower-zone semis. 267 00:16:23,497 --> 00:16:25,041 Oh. 268 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,542 thought this was, But I kind of 269 00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:28,794 just for Christmas. you know, 270 00:16:28,794 --> 00:16:30,629 No, no, no. 271 00:16:30,629 --> 00:16:32,715 This is forever. 272 00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:35,425 This is what we do now. 273 00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:36,886 This is who we are. 274 00:16:56,530 --> 00:16:57,865 Britta. 275 00:16:57,865 --> 00:16:59,867 Is this about regionals? 276 00:16:59,867 --> 00:17:02,245 I talked to Cory, he needs you to be the Mouse King. 277 00:17:02,245 --> 00:17:04,955 Me? But I'm supposed to be a mute tree. 278 00:17:04,955 --> 00:17:06,874 It's an emergency. 279 00:17:06,874 --> 00:17:08,251 This will help us get to regionals. 280 00:17:08,251 --> 00:17:09,793 I knew it. 281 00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:11,587 Wait. What are the lyrics? 282 00:17:11,587 --> 00:17:14,215 They're in your heart, Britta. Right. Duh-doy. 283 00:17:14,215 --> 00:17:18,719 And we are everything ♪ ♪ We are everyone 284 00:17:22,848 --> 00:17:24,433 What…? 285 00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:25,642 Oh, Britta's in this? 286 00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:36,112 No. She's ruining it. 287 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,327 No, stop, stop, stop. 288 00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:44,954 What are you doing? Get off the stage. 289 00:17:44,954 --> 00:17:46,372 I'm singing my heart's song. 290 00:17:46,372 --> 00:17:48,707 and never sing again. Get off the stage 291 00:17:48,707 --> 00:17:49,917 You are the worst. 292 00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,252 Hey! 293 00:17:51,252 --> 00:17:53,045 to call Britta the worst. You do not get 294 00:17:53,045 --> 00:17:56,173 Yeah! 295 00:17:56,173 --> 00:17:57,800 Mr. Radison, I think it's fine. 296 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,052 Greendale is an all-inclusive school. 297 00:18:00,052 --> 00:18:03,306 Why don't we let Britta sing her awkward song? 298 00:18:03,306 --> 00:18:05,057 Yeah! 299 00:18:05,057 --> 00:18:07,726 No, no, no, no, no, no! 300 00:18:07,726 --> 00:18:11,688 This show is supposed to be gleeful and bright and fun, 301 00:18:11,688 --> 00:18:15,401 there can be another bus crash! and you can let me do that or 302 00:18:17,903 --> 00:18:21,157 Well, figuratively. Heh-heh. 303 00:18:21,157 --> 00:18:25,869 "I killed the last Glee Club." I'm not saying 304 00:18:25,869 --> 00:18:28,747 you not listening to me I'm saying 305 00:18:28,747 --> 00:18:33,085 is like metaphorically cutting the brake lines on your own… 306 00:18:33,085 --> 00:18:34,711 Look, Kings of Leon. 307 00:18:36,505 --> 00:18:38,715 What did he say? 308 00:18:38,715 --> 00:18:41,218 the last Glee Club? Did Mr. Rad kill 309 00:18:41,218 --> 00:18:43,095 And to think I trusted him enough 310 00:18:43,095 --> 00:18:46,265 to captain a magic carpet in that dream I had last night. 311 00:18:46,265 --> 00:18:48,309 Maybe Jeff's right. 312 00:18:48,309 --> 00:18:49,643 Forcing things to be bright 313 00:18:49,643 --> 00:18:51,187 makes the darkness underneath darker. 314 00:18:51,187 --> 00:18:54,148 for insisting we do the pageant. This is all my fault 315 00:18:54,148 --> 00:18:55,983 Sorry. 316 00:18:55,983 --> 00:18:58,277 Merry Christmas. 317 00:18:58,277 --> 00:19:01,238 I guess I'll just see you guys after the holidays. 318 00:19:08,454 --> 00:19:10,622 Happy Time Day, Reggie. 319 00:19:10,622 --> 00:19:12,791 to give one's constable a gift It is tradition 320 00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:14,418 each orbital cycle. at the end of 321 00:19:14,418 --> 00:19:16,212 Oh, thank you, inspector. 322 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,090 Blimey! A hologram. Mm-hm. 323 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:22,551 Let's activate it and view the performance. 324 00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:31,935 This is terrible. 325 00:19:58,087 --> 00:20:00,506 to spend the holiday together. We decided we wanted 326 00:20:00,506 --> 00:20:03,050 It's been a dark semester. 327 00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:05,344 I basically killed a guy. 328 00:20:05,344 --> 00:20:08,055 And I kind of attacked you guys with a fire ax. 329 00:20:08,055 --> 00:20:09,681 I'm thinking about seeing a new shrink. 330 00:20:09,681 --> 00:20:10,974 Don't. What? 331 00:20:10,974 --> 00:20:12,351 Holy crap. 332 00:20:12,351 --> 00:20:14,353 Look how terrible this Christmas special is. 333 00:20:14,353 --> 00:20:16,188 Ho, ho, ho. 334 00:20:16,188 --> 00:20:17,981 Merry Time Day! 335 00:21:00,441 --> 00:21:03,944 No, no… What…? No, no, no. No! 336 00:21:08,198 --> 00:21:09,699 No!