1 00:00:00,666 --> 00:00:02,084 By the end of World War II, 2 00:00:02,084 --> 00:00:04,670 President Roosevelt's body finally succumbed 3 00:00:04,670 --> 00:00:09,675 to the polio that afflicted him his entire life. 4 00:00:09,675 --> 00:00:12,177 to the Yalta Conference. Which brings me 5 00:00:12,177 --> 00:00:15,556 Who can tell me three key points brought up there? Annie. 6 00:00:15,556 --> 00:00:17,433 The demilitarization of Germany… 7 00:00:17,433 --> 00:00:19,810 I'm sorry. Annie Kim. 8 00:00:19,810 --> 00:00:21,729 The demilitarization of Germany, 9 00:00:21,729 --> 00:00:23,188 of Poland's borders, establishment 10 00:00:23,188 --> 00:00:25,065 of the United Nations. and formation 11 00:00:25,065 --> 00:00:26,817 the results of Yalta Side note, 12 00:00:26,817 --> 00:00:28,986 would later set the stage for the Cold War. 13 00:00:28,986 --> 00:00:31,238 Oh, boy, spoiler alert. 14 00:00:31,238 --> 00:00:33,658 Somebody just won a ride in the wheelchair. 15 00:00:36,243 --> 00:00:38,245 I'm proud of you for deciding on a major. 16 00:00:38,245 --> 00:00:40,038 I'd think the Lord heard my prayers, 17 00:00:40,038 --> 00:00:41,707 but you still dress like a streetwalker. 18 00:00:41,707 --> 00:00:43,167 Yep, I'm getting serious. 19 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:45,002 I got a backpack, a new notebook. 20 00:00:45,002 --> 00:00:46,878 those yellow pens I got one of 21 00:00:46,878 --> 00:00:49,214 where you color in words. so I can do that thing 22 00:00:49,214 --> 00:00:51,467 Highlight? Probably the backpack. 23 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:55,554 Free the Damascus Three. Oh, thanks. Oh. Whoa! 24 00:00:55,554 --> 00:00:58,349 We used to protest together. I know this girl. 25 00:00:58,349 --> 00:01:01,352 Oh, that's terrible. Now she's locked up in Syria. 26 00:01:01,352 --> 00:01:02,770 Yes, it's terrible. 27 00:01:02,770 --> 00:01:04,772 She's imprisoned by an oppressive regime 28 00:01:04,772 --> 00:01:07,899 and I'm, what, in college? halfway around the world 29 00:01:07,899 --> 00:01:10,653 Where are my values? 30 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:13,656 a Facebook group? Man, she's got 31 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:16,367 My first cop flashlight. 32 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:19,161 some brains on this bad boy. Can't wait to get 33 00:01:19,161 --> 00:01:21,413 Are you safe, ma'am? Everything okay? 34 00:01:21,413 --> 00:01:23,415 bothering you? Huh? Is this guy 35 00:01:23,415 --> 00:01:25,417 Hey! Who the hell do you think you are? 36 00:01:25,417 --> 00:01:27,169 "To serve and protect." The badge says 37 00:01:27,169 --> 00:01:28,796 No, it doesn't. 38 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:31,340 "How's my smile?" 39 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:34,259 Oh, man. What the hell am I in charge of? 40 00:01:34,259 --> 00:01:35,678 See this garbage can? 41 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:38,013 of the library bump into it. Students coming out 42 00:01:38,013 --> 00:01:40,432 You can serve and protect them from a boo-boo. 43 00:01:40,432 --> 00:01:41,642 if I see a crime? What do I do 44 00:01:41,642 --> 00:01:43,644 What a security guard does. 45 00:01:43,644 --> 00:01:45,646 Call a cop. 46 00:01:45,646 --> 00:01:47,231 even get these? Where did you 47 00:01:47,231 --> 00:01:48,733 Let me keep them. Please? No. 48 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:50,776 I swear they're just for sex! 49 00:01:54,613 --> 00:01:57,783 To run out of steam ♪ d Give me the hope 50 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:05,374 Tied up, dead in a year ♪ d We could be roped up 51 00:02:10,128 --> 00:02:14,800 They all just fade away d d One by one 52 00:02:17,928 --> 00:02:23,183 And this ragtag group of cutups is my study group. 53 00:02:23,183 --> 00:02:25,853 Gang, this is Annie Kim from my Poli-Sci class. 54 00:02:25,853 --> 00:02:28,313 We had the same GPA in high school. 55 00:02:28,313 --> 00:02:30,858 Mine was higher if you consider my school's ranking. 56 00:02:30,858 --> 00:02:32,735 You had a lighter course load, so… 57 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:35,195 Well, I was in a lot of clubs. I founded 17. 58 00:02:35,195 --> 00:02:38,031 I was thinking about founding a Model UN at Greendale. 59 00:02:38,031 --> 00:02:39,199 Any interest? 60 00:02:39,199 --> 00:02:40,576 I'll probably be busy. 61 00:02:40,576 --> 00:02:43,120 You probably need to study, so see you in class. 62 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,915 Okay, bye. 63 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:48,542 how progressive of you Wow, Annie, 64 00:02:48,542 --> 00:02:50,294 to have a multicultural evil twin. 65 00:02:50,294 --> 00:02:53,046 An Asian Annie. Obama's America. 66 00:02:53,046 --> 00:02:55,173 Her name is Annie Kim. 67 00:02:55,173 --> 00:02:57,635 And she's not evil, she's my friend. 68 00:02:57,635 --> 00:03:00,011 Didn't look like it. You seemed competitive. 69 00:03:00,011 --> 00:03:02,264 Be careful, Annie, they are ruthless. 70 00:03:02,264 --> 00:03:03,808 What? What? 71 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:06,560 What? Not Asians. Women. 72 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,688 I'm not competing with her. I find her adorable. 73 00:03:09,688 --> 00:03:10,856 She's like a younger me. 74 00:03:10,856 --> 00:03:12,566 The you that took so much Adderall 75 00:03:12,566 --> 00:03:14,192 she tried to straighten the lines 76 00:03:14,192 --> 00:03:15,985 on our football field during a game? 77 00:03:15,985 --> 00:03:17,362 You don't want this girl Careful. 78 00:03:17,362 --> 00:03:19,156 to suck you back to the dark side. 79 00:03:19,156 --> 00:03:22,618 Hey guys, what are you trying to do? This is our Annie. 80 00:03:22,618 --> 00:03:24,954 That little twerp is a can of Annie Lite. 81 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:27,205 She couldn't hold a candle to the real thing 82 00:03:27,205 --> 00:03:29,541 in any category of anything. 83 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:32,377 You're the best, kiddo. I wasn't fishing for that. 84 00:03:32,377 --> 00:03:35,422 You know what else was the best? The rainforests. 85 00:03:35,422 --> 00:03:37,758 Too bad the fascist oligarchies are raping them 86 00:03:37,758 --> 00:03:40,803 to make hamburgers. Look it up. 87 00:03:43,013 --> 00:03:45,140 the regular side of the bed. Someone woke up on 88 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:46,892 Britta's just having a rough time 89 00:03:46,892 --> 00:03:48,811 because her friend's in prison. 90 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:50,354 I went to her Facebook page. 91 00:03:50,354 --> 00:03:53,273 It says she was tear-gassed and possibly beaten. 92 00:03:53,273 --> 00:03:55,359 I haven't been tear-gassed in so long. 93 00:03:55,359 --> 00:03:56,944 Well, you're on a new path now. 94 00:03:56,944 --> 00:03:59,488 Oh, goody, a new path. 95 00:03:59,488 --> 00:04:02,783 Is it lined with credit cards and flat-screen TVs? 96 00:04:02,783 --> 00:04:04,827 Does it go by an Ikea? 97 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:07,705 Maybe I don't want a new path. Or any path. 98 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:10,207 Maybe my path is a war path 99 00:04:10,207 --> 00:04:13,752 that leads to the Terrordome, N-words. 100 00:04:13,752 --> 00:04:16,296 Okay, maybe I went too far. 101 00:04:16,296 --> 00:04:19,132 my African-American friends, Maybe I don't wanna offend 102 00:04:19,132 --> 00:04:20,676 but the larger point is 103 00:04:20,676 --> 00:04:25,347 raging against the machine! maybe I'm not done 104 00:04:25,347 --> 00:04:27,850 Raging against the what? That sounds dangerous. 105 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:30,602 she'll be bad at it. Don't worry, 106 00:04:30,602 --> 00:04:32,521 Keep clear of the can. 107 00:04:32,521 --> 00:04:35,106 Sir, step around the can. 108 00:04:36,817 --> 00:04:39,778 Mind the can, student. 109 00:04:48,328 --> 00:04:52,666 You're looking for? d d Is it me 110 00:04:55,252 --> 00:04:59,006 You just got yourself a warning. I piss warnings, pig. 111 00:05:00,465 --> 00:05:04,261 I've ever wanted d d You're all 112 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,778 how we do that. And that's 113 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:22,613 Hey. 114 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:25,741 I got my eye on you, missy. 115 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:38,879 Oh. Uh! 116 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:40,297 Sorry. Hi. 117 00:05:40,297 --> 00:05:41,966 You okay, kiddo? 118 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:44,635 Know what's funny? So silly. Yeah, yeah. 119 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:46,971 Remember little Annie Kim, from Poli-Sci? 120 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:49,974 my Model UN idea and just… Boy, she just took 121 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:53,226 the little go-getter. Pfft! She is quite 122 00:05:53,226 --> 00:05:55,771 She stole your idea? Wait, what? 123 00:05:55,771 --> 00:05:58,107 Sneak attack. That's just like… 124 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:00,651 Not women. Asians. 125 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:03,487 is that there is a Model UN. The real important thing 126 00:06:03,487 --> 00:06:05,530 It doesn't really matter who starts it. 127 00:06:05,530 --> 00:06:07,699 It just means her name goes on some charter 128 00:06:07,699 --> 00:06:09,701 and she gets to put it on her résumé. 129 00:06:09,701 --> 00:06:12,454 And lead the Greendale team to the National Model UN. 130 00:06:12,454 --> 00:06:13,705 And meet Kofi Annan, 131 00:06:13,705 --> 00:06:15,791 Boutros Boutros-Ghali and Will.i.am. 132 00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:17,292 Boutros Boutros-Ghali? 133 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:19,920 That's it. I'm gonna find this brat's off switch. 134 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:24,091 protective, I'll stop him. Jeff. He's just being 135 00:06:24,091 --> 00:06:25,926 that we finally have I am so excited 136 00:06:25,926 --> 00:06:27,344 a Model UN here at Greendale. 137 00:06:27,344 --> 00:06:30,139 I am really, really, really into Model UNs. 138 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:33,142 Model UN Guy back in college. They used to call me 139 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:35,853 Don't research that. Well, that's not… 140 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:38,355 The important thing here is that I am really… 141 00:06:38,355 --> 00:06:40,607 Professor Cligoris. Pardon me, 142 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:42,860 Either pronunciation is fine. Cli- gor -is? 143 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:45,029 Here for the Model UN? I'm here to tell you 144 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:49,407 that the entire idea to have a Model UN was hers. 145 00:06:49,407 --> 00:06:51,827 So you're Clark M. Eichelberger? Really? 146 00:06:51,827 --> 00:06:54,579 So I've had your photo around my neck since high school? 147 00:06:54,579 --> 00:06:56,581 the Greendale Model UN. I'm talking about 148 00:06:56,581 --> 00:06:59,501 other Annie the idea My Annie gave this 149 00:06:59,501 --> 00:07:03,463 and the diabolical little bu… sybody stabbed her in the back. 150 00:07:03,463 --> 00:07:04,840 It's childish. 151 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,216 Honestly, I'm just happy there is a Model UN. 152 00:07:07,216 --> 00:07:08,886 Annie, is this true? 153 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:12,263 mentioning the concept, I recall other Annie 154 00:07:12,263 --> 00:07:14,016 but she didn't take the initiative 155 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:15,767 to find a faculty adviser. 156 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:17,561 I didn't know you had to call dibs. 157 00:07:17,561 --> 00:07:18,979 I'm not calling dibs, 158 00:07:18,979 --> 00:07:21,815 because I'm not a child that steals ideas. 159 00:07:21,815 --> 00:07:23,942 I refuse to acknowledge the authority 160 00:07:23,942 --> 00:07:25,443 of your criminal Model UN. 161 00:07:25,443 --> 00:07:27,863 So don't recognize it. It still exists. 162 00:07:27,863 --> 00:07:30,323 Well, then Annie will just start her own Model UN. 163 00:07:30,323 --> 00:07:32,910 I still don't recognize it. Yeah, for grown-ups. 164 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:34,244 Well, it exists, baby. 165 00:07:34,244 --> 00:07:36,413 Sorry, I don't understand your relationship. 166 00:07:36,413 --> 00:07:39,166 Is he your father or your lover? Whoa, whoa, whoa. 167 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:41,585 There can only be one Model UN that represents this school, 168 00:07:41,585 --> 00:07:44,379 the crazy pedal for a moment. so let's take our foot off 169 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:46,381 There's only one way to settle this. 170 00:07:46,381 --> 00:07:49,342 A head-to-head Model UN battle royale, 171 00:07:49,342 --> 00:07:54,472 the rules to which I would have to spend the evening devising. 172 00:07:54,472 --> 00:07:56,183 We'll have a competition tomorrow 173 00:07:56,183 --> 00:07:57,684 in the cafeteria at 7 p.m. 174 00:07:57,684 --> 00:08:00,145 May the most united nations win. 175 00:08:00,145 --> 00:08:01,646 Fair enough. Totally fair. 176 00:08:01,646 --> 00:08:04,315 I'll see you in the fair papers, other Annie. 177 00:08:04,315 --> 00:08:06,777 what our relationship is? Oh, and you were asking 178 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:08,028 We're friends. Yeah. 179 00:08:08,028 --> 00:08:09,362 Good friends. Grown-up friends. 180 00:08:09,362 --> 00:08:10,447 Yeah. So… 181 00:08:10,447 --> 00:08:11,823 Ha, ha, ha. 182 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:16,787 Just friends. I'm friendly. 183 00:08:19,998 --> 00:08:22,042 So the key to winning this thing is, 184 00:08:22,042 --> 00:08:24,086 when in doubt, agree with Annie. 185 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,463 Everyone should just have fun. That's sweet. 186 00:08:26,463 --> 00:08:28,673 Then again, what's more fun than winning? 187 00:08:30,175 --> 00:08:31,718 Absolutely. Pierce? 188 00:08:31,718 --> 00:08:33,344 I'm offended you'd single me out. 189 00:08:33,344 --> 00:08:35,639 Did you read your info packet? Yes. 190 00:08:35,639 --> 00:08:37,724 Somalia has 1900 miles of coastline, 191 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:39,268 that knows its place a government 192 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:41,478 and wives you can afford. and all the guns 193 00:08:41,478 --> 00:08:43,730 of this paradise before? Why have I not heard 194 00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:45,398 I studied up on my country. 195 00:08:45,398 --> 00:08:47,567 Is it okay if we do accents, sugar? 196 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:50,028 Troy, Georgia the country, not the state. 197 00:08:50,028 --> 00:08:51,905 That's right, capital city, Tbilisi, 198 00:08:51,905 --> 00:08:53,865 of the Soviet Union and former member 199 00:08:53,865 --> 00:08:56,576 y'all mind your P's and Q's. and we kindly request 200 00:08:56,576 --> 00:08:59,913 Welcome to the world's first-ever Model UN-off. 201 00:08:59,913 --> 00:09:02,082 You will each be scored on your UN's ability 202 00:09:02,082 --> 00:09:03,792 to pass resolutions, 203 00:09:03,792 --> 00:09:07,545 and maintain order. follow procedure 204 00:09:07,545 --> 00:09:11,341 The end goal, of course, total world peace. 205 00:09:11,341 --> 00:09:12,676 Any questions? 206 00:09:12,676 --> 00:09:14,511 there are two Earths? Does two UNs mean 207 00:09:14,511 --> 00:09:16,930 Uh, yeah, sure. Two Earths. 208 00:09:16,930 --> 00:09:18,765 in different galaxies Parallel Earths 209 00:09:18,765 --> 00:09:20,600 in parallel dimensions? or identical Earths 210 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,519 The latter one. What about free will? 211 00:09:22,519 --> 00:09:24,729 Abed. Professor. Right, yeah, let's begin. 212 00:09:24,729 --> 00:09:27,649 Ready, set, peace. 213 00:09:27,649 --> 00:09:31,153 has broken out in Ethiopia. Crisis alert. A civil war 214 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,571 Rebel forces have seized the grain supply, 215 00:09:33,571 --> 00:09:35,824 creating a humanitarian disaster. 216 00:09:35,824 --> 00:09:37,951 Okay, cool heads, everyone. 217 00:09:37,951 --> 00:09:40,078 a UN peacekeeping force America proposes 218 00:09:40,078 --> 00:09:41,330 of 10,000 troops. 219 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,248 Uruguay agrees. Oh, uh, China too. 220 00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:44,333 Georgia… 221 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:45,542 …the country… 222 00:09:45,542 --> 00:09:46,710 …is much obliged. 223 00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:48,628 Who can take refugees? Refugees. 224 00:09:48,628 --> 00:09:52,299 The great country of Somalia, this gem, this Shangri-la, 225 00:09:52,299 --> 00:09:56,136 graciously invites the Ethiopian refugees to enjoy safe lodging 226 00:09:56,136 --> 00:09:57,804 and cool ocean breezes 227 00:09:57,804 --> 00:10:00,932 on the sand-swept beaches. Okay, we're rolling. 228 00:10:00,932 --> 00:10:03,101 Switzerland proposes a summit. Good idea. 229 00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:06,521 discuss a portal to Earth Two. Maybe at the summit we can 230 00:10:06,521 --> 00:10:09,316 Can we put a pin in that? Can't ignore it forever. 231 00:10:09,316 --> 00:10:11,360 Ooh! China has money. Does anybody want some? 232 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,071 Yes, United States proposes using China's money 233 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,572 to fund agricultural programs 234 00:10:15,572 --> 00:10:17,908 to support Ethiopia's sustainable farms, 235 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,994 which should promote economic development and security. 236 00:10:20,994 --> 00:10:22,704 All in favor? 237 00:10:22,704 --> 00:10:25,456 Good resolving. It's unanimous. 238 00:10:25,456 --> 00:10:29,002 We have a unanimous decision. You covered all the bases. 239 00:10:29,002 --> 00:10:31,129 After one round, we are tied. 240 00:10:31,129 --> 00:10:34,799 Looks like both UNs are experts at fostering unity. 241 00:10:34,799 --> 00:10:36,218 Damn it. Crap. 242 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:37,844 Crisis alert. Russia… 243 00:10:37,844 --> 00:10:40,680 This is what the United Nations is doing to your freedom. 244 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:44,059 I'm your freedom, and I'm in a cage 245 00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:47,145 with the world, because of them. 246 00:10:47,145 --> 00:10:48,605 I thought I'd find you here. 247 00:10:48,605 --> 00:10:51,066 What are you gonna do, lock me up? 248 00:10:51,066 --> 00:10:54,278 Oh, just give me a reason. I'll give you a reason. 249 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:58,990 Argh! Aah! Whoa! 250 00:10:58,990 --> 00:11:00,575 you're coming with me. That's it, 251 00:11:03,995 --> 00:11:07,249 You're looking for? d d Is it me 252 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,625 He's pulling my cage. 253 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:10,794 I'm being pulled in my cage for no reason. 254 00:11:10,794 --> 00:11:13,046 Is anybody seeing this? Is the world seeing this? 255 00:11:13,046 --> 00:11:14,339 Are we Facebooking this? 256 00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:17,217 A tsunami has hit Vietnam. Crisis alert. 257 00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:20,262 Flooding has left thousands homeless. Crisis alert! 258 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,097 Tuberculosis outbreak. 259 00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:24,724 Humanitarian aid. We resolve… Disarmament treaty. 260 00:11:24,724 --> 00:11:26,893 To help women and children… Crisis alert! 261 00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:28,686 Loose nukes. To save the orphans. 262 00:11:28,686 --> 00:11:30,105 Sinkhole. North Korea. 263 00:11:30,105 --> 00:11:32,399 The prime minister in exile. Military coup. 264 00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:34,567 The tropical paradise of Somalia yields. 265 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:36,403 Gooder than grits. China will pay. 266 00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:38,655 Switzerland is concerned. Uruguay agrees. 267 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:40,991 Uruguay sounds like Ur-a-gay. Backyard BBQs. 268 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,617 Uruguay kindly requests 269 00:11:42,617 --> 00:11:44,995 that Somalia stop pronouncing it Ur-a-gay. 270 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,746 Hereditary monarchy! Resolved. 271 00:11:46,746 --> 00:11:48,373 Corruption! Resolved. 272 00:11:48,373 --> 00:11:49,416 Crisis alert! 273 00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:50,667 Resolved. 274 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,043 Looking good, Blue UN. 275 00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:54,254 Getting very close to world peace. 276 00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:56,631 That's my girl. You are kicking ass. 277 00:11:56,631 --> 00:11:58,758 this is the homestretch. All right, guys, 278 00:11:58,758 --> 00:12:00,135 All we gotta do is focus. 279 00:12:00,135 --> 00:12:03,096 Whoo! Damn, Pierce. Ooh. That wasn't me. 280 00:12:03,096 --> 00:12:05,265 I don't smell anything. I just got it. 281 00:12:05,265 --> 00:12:06,599 Oh, it's in my mouth. 282 00:12:06,599 --> 00:12:09,353 Guys, come on, focus. Like adults. 283 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:12,022 if we don't get through this. We're gonna lose a point 284 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,815 It's almost a solid. Get through it? 285 00:12:13,815 --> 00:12:16,901 A genocidal dictator in Laos… Crisis alert! 286 00:12:16,901 --> 00:12:18,987 we'll get to that. Ooh! Yeah, yeah, 287 00:12:18,987 --> 00:12:21,490 Okay, so, Turkey, what can you do? 288 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:25,160 So let me get this straight. You're bringing her in here 289 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,662 for making a mess? 290 00:12:27,662 --> 00:12:29,122 I did more than make a mess. 291 00:12:29,122 --> 00:12:31,041 I turned your whole system inside out. 292 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,209 I shut her down. 293 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:34,085 You spilled paint on a globe. 294 00:12:34,085 --> 00:12:36,587 You're as much a criminal as this idiot is a cop. 295 00:12:36,587 --> 00:12:38,423 None whatsoever. 296 00:12:38,423 --> 00:12:41,801 something illegal, aren't you? Okay, but she's going to do 297 00:12:41,801 --> 00:12:43,136 Is that true? 298 00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:44,846 Do you, Britta Perry, 299 00:12:44,846 --> 00:12:47,349 of breaking any laws, ever? have any intentions 300 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:48,433 Uh… 301 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,396 No, it's not that simple. Oh, my God. 302 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,439 I have a life now. 303 00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:56,941 I have a major and… Get out, please. 304 00:12:56,941 --> 00:12:58,860 I have highlighters. 305 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:00,695 Get out! 306 00:13:03,948 --> 00:13:06,868 Okay, I know you got a lot on your mind right now, 307 00:13:06,868 --> 00:13:09,120 but somebody broke the thing that comes down 308 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,330 from the parking booth. 309 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,749 The thing that comes down, 310 00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:15,584 keeps the cars from coming in. 311 00:13:15,584 --> 00:13:18,129 The thing. It's like a gate, but it's just a stick. 312 00:13:18,129 --> 00:13:20,882 It comes down, on a hinge. 313 00:13:20,882 --> 00:13:24,386 It goes up and down 90 degrees. Keeps the cars out. 314 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,012 The arm? 315 00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:29,974 Another point goes to the red team. 316 00:13:31,226 --> 00:13:32,810 still happening? How is this 317 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:35,230 what regular air smells like. I can't remember 318 00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:38,400 We're gonna lose. Do something. 319 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,902 Guys, this is important to Annie. 320 00:13:40,902 --> 00:13:43,447 So whoever actually died a few months ago, 'fess up 321 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,365 so we can put a stake through your heart. 322 00:13:45,365 --> 00:13:47,325 Ha, ha, ha. Jeff! 323 00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:48,577 I think the lesson here 324 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,495 is that a Model UN, like the real UN, 325 00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:52,539 falls apart when faced with actual… 326 00:13:52,539 --> 00:13:55,624 No! 327 00:13:55,624 --> 00:14:00,255 is that I need to win this! I think the lesson here 328 00:14:00,255 --> 00:14:02,466 I wanna win! 329 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:05,385 And you, you suck! 330 00:14:05,385 --> 00:14:10,723 You're a stupid, ugly poop-face and I'm better than you! 331 00:14:10,723 --> 00:14:12,016 Annie, stop. 332 00:14:12,016 --> 00:14:13,893 You're acting like a little schoolgirl, 333 00:14:13,893 --> 00:14:16,854 and not in a hot way. 334 00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:28,074 that made me sound creepy. Okay, uh, 335 00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:30,285 But-but here's the thing… 336 00:14:41,712 --> 00:14:43,632 Don't look at me. 337 00:14:45,425 --> 00:14:47,885 bountiful zinc deposits, If embarrassment were 338 00:14:47,885 --> 00:14:49,387 I'd be Zambia. 339 00:14:49,387 --> 00:14:52,807 There's nothing to be Zambia about, Annie. 340 00:14:52,807 --> 00:14:54,476 This is all my fault. 341 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,894 I pushed you into competing with other Annie. 342 00:14:56,894 --> 00:14:58,146 Are you kidding me? 343 00:14:58,146 --> 00:15:00,524 I practically ran to you with that flyer. 344 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,318 I wanted to destroy her, all because I can't handle 345 00:15:03,318 --> 00:15:06,655 the thought of anyone getting more gold stars than me. 346 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,781 I'm such a child. 347 00:15:08,781 --> 00:15:10,325 You're not. 348 00:15:10,325 --> 00:15:14,663 When you really hate someone the way you hate Annie Kim, 349 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:18,416 or when you feel the way I feel about you, 350 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:22,629 the easy loophole through the creepiness and danger 351 00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:24,130 is to treat them like a child. 352 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:26,508 "Chip off the old block. You're the best, kiddo." 353 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,886 It's a way for me to tell you It's a crutch. 354 00:15:29,886 --> 00:15:33,640 how important you are, from a distance. 355 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,892 But now you're becoming this mature, 356 00:15:35,892 --> 00:15:38,228 intelligent young woman self-possessed 357 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,230 and I can't keep patting you on the head 358 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,398 or talking down to you. 359 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,900 how close we are. But I like 360 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,528 I don't wanna grow up if it means losing what we have. 361 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,697 Well, tough, Annie. You have to grow up 362 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,949 because the world needs more women like you. 363 00:15:51,949 --> 00:15:54,327 We can't keep doing this forever, kiddo. 364 00:15:55,995 --> 00:15:57,497 Can't we? 365 00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:05,463 No, that's gross. I feel gross. Nope, I can't. No. No. 366 00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:08,383 Well, I'd better go check on the group, 367 00:16:08,383 --> 00:16:09,759 if they haven't left already. 368 00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:13,096 From a respectable distance. I'll follow you. 369 00:16:17,016 --> 00:16:20,604 I put you through that. Guys, I'm sorry 370 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:23,607 And I know it doesn't make up for what happened, 371 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:27,527 if I said I farted? but would it help 372 00:16:27,527 --> 00:16:30,988 Annie, no. I can't let you fall on that sword 373 00:16:30,988 --> 00:16:33,032 because I farted. 374 00:16:33,032 --> 00:16:34,867 No. I farted. 375 00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:36,244 I farted. 376 00:16:36,244 --> 00:16:38,121 Guys, I wasn't doing the Spartacus thing. 377 00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:39,664 No, seriously… I farted. 378 00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:42,083 We all farted. Oh, you guys. 379 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,043 Thank you. 380 00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:46,921 Wait, why are you still here? I'm farting now. 381 00:16:46,921 --> 00:16:49,382 Abed may have figured out a way we can still win. 382 00:16:49,382 --> 00:16:51,635 Really? How? It's simple. First we… 383 00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,429 You circle around… And then I go… 384 00:16:54,429 --> 00:16:57,265 Abed, what did I tell you? You can't just mumble nonsense. 385 00:16:57,265 --> 00:17:00,184 No one's cutting away. Fine. Here's my actual plan. 386 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,742 Aah! Aah! 387 00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:20,497 What is that? It's from Britta. 388 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:24,083 She's promising to disrupt the Model…UN. 389 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,336 She says she's gonna cause a disruption 390 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,212 completely illegal, that, while not 391 00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:31,882 should be of real concern to campus…security. 392 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:33,718 I don't know. 393 00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:36,929 call the real cops. Maybe we should 394 00:17:36,929 --> 00:17:38,431 You know, back in the '80s, 395 00:17:38,431 --> 00:17:40,517 I had this real piece-of-work protestor 396 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,268 who used to always give me trouble. 397 00:17:42,268 --> 00:17:44,312 You know what happened to her? 398 00:17:44,312 --> 00:17:47,440 She incited a riot at the WTO. 399 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,943 Got choked till she passed out. 400 00:17:50,943 --> 00:17:54,905 with a real billy club. By some real cop 401 00:17:57,408 --> 00:17:59,703 Sometimes I wonder, you know. 402 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,707 Well, what are you waiting for? 403 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:06,250 how the world really works. Go show that hippie 404 00:18:09,962 --> 00:18:12,256 Are you forgetting something? 405 00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:17,721 All in favor? Aye. 406 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:20,306 Could you morons say "aye" any slower? Come on. 407 00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:26,145 Whoa! 408 00:18:32,068 --> 00:18:34,738 Greetings, people of Earth Two. What is this? 409 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,156 We represent the United Nations from Earth One. 410 00:18:37,156 --> 00:18:39,450 Using our Switzerland's Hadron Collider 411 00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:41,285 and resources from every nation, 412 00:18:41,285 --> 00:18:43,496 the people of our planet have constructed 413 00:18:43,496 --> 00:18:45,582 a trans-dimensional gateway here. 414 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,501 The science works out. They can't do this. 415 00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:50,712 We come to you with an offer. Yeah. 416 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:53,964 We have achieved world peace, tying our score with yours. 417 00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:56,092 But we are willing to concede our victory 418 00:18:56,092 --> 00:18:57,886 if you agree conceding yours, 419 00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:02,098 forming one, gigantic, united United Nations. 420 00:19:02,098 --> 00:19:04,308 You're a fool. We did it. 421 00:19:04,308 --> 00:19:07,437 a technical act of aggression. Your ultimatum is itself 422 00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:10,565 to recognize your authority, If we simply refuse 423 00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:13,693 we still remain ahead and you lose. 424 00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:15,152 But you win a simple game. 425 00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:18,322 The larger, symbolic victory will be ours. 426 00:19:18,322 --> 00:19:20,241 Ooh-la-la. 427 00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:21,534 We refuse. 428 00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:23,327 I'll take the real victory. 429 00:19:23,327 --> 00:19:27,832 common-sense move, Annie Kim, A logical, effective, 430 00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:30,919 one which flies in the very face of the United Nations itself, 431 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:33,087 a fundamentally symbolic organization 432 00:19:33,087 --> 00:19:35,965 founded on the principles of high-minded rhetoric 433 00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,508 and empty gestures. 434 00:19:37,508 --> 00:19:39,343 Blue UN wins. 435 00:19:39,343 --> 00:19:41,930 Yes! Yes! Yes! 436 00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:50,563 What the hell are you doing? Nothing. 437 00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:54,150 And you can't do anything to stop me. 438 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:57,236 "Can't do anything"? Did someone say, 439 00:20:05,369 --> 00:20:09,206 You're looking for? d d Is it me 440 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,354 Just what to do d d And you know 441 00:20:31,354 --> 00:20:33,439 So that's nice. No? 442 00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:37,610 I knew you'd come. 443 00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:40,029 You're so busted. 444 00:20:48,245 --> 00:20:49,580 Yes. 445 00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:01,217 Shit. 446 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:05,304 I told you to stop playing Operation on me! 447 00:21:05,304 --> 00:21:08,016 I'm not your damn board game! 448 00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,561 At least you didn't get my spare ribs.