1 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:05,814 To school each morning ♪ ♪ We're gonna fly 2 00:00:31,673 --> 00:00:34,592 Like a mainstream dream ♪ ♪ We're gonna seem 3 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:44,602 Two years combined ♪ ♪ Than the first 4 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:59,576 Jeff. Jeff? 5 00:00:59,576 --> 00:01:01,494 Uh, what was the question? Oh, sorry. 6 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:03,247 What are we gonna do without Pierce 7 00:01:03,247 --> 00:01:06,624 in the study group this year? I'm sure we'll figure it out. 8 00:01:06,624 --> 00:01:09,086 Speaking of figuring things out, 9 00:01:09,086 --> 00:01:11,588 me and Abed have an announcement. Mm-hm. 10 00:01:13,131 --> 00:01:15,092 living together. Troy and I are 11 00:01:15,092 --> 00:01:16,885 Oh, that's… Oh, that's nice. 12 00:01:16,885 --> 00:01:19,012 We're registered at Linens 'n Things. 13 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,889 We want the things. We have linens. 14 00:01:20,889 --> 00:01:22,891 How you like me now, bitches? 15 00:01:22,891 --> 00:01:24,475 Dean, you seem different. 16 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:25,810 Are you in a play right now? 17 00:01:25,810 --> 00:01:26,978 I decided it's time Over the summer, 18 00:01:26,978 --> 00:01:28,605 to whip this place into shape. 19 00:01:28,605 --> 00:01:31,733 I'm gonna be a mean, lean, deaning machine. 20 00:01:31,733 --> 00:01:33,985 no more spaceships, No more paintball, 21 00:01:33,985 --> 00:01:36,071 no more trampolines, and no more… 22 00:01:36,071 --> 00:01:38,115 What is that? 23 00:01:38,115 --> 00:01:40,909 It's probably the monkey that lives in the vents. 24 00:01:40,909 --> 00:01:43,370 I named him "Annie's Boobs," after Annie's boobs. 25 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,956 See? This is the kind of national lampoonery 26 00:01:45,956 --> 00:01:48,125 to an end this year. that is coming 27 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:50,210 Homie don't dean this. 28 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:52,296 let's get to Biology on time. Okay, guys, 29 00:01:52,296 --> 00:01:53,755 I don't wanna be a screw-up. 30 00:01:53,755 --> 00:01:55,465 Uh, Britta. 31 00:01:57,426 --> 00:02:00,678 We're really doing this without Pierce? So sad. 32 00:02:00,678 --> 00:02:02,806 Yeah, we've parted ways with our closest, 33 00:02:02,806 --> 00:02:05,309 most racist, oldest, oldest, craziest, 34 00:02:05,309 --> 00:02:08,478 and he's not coming back. elderly, crazy friend, 35 00:02:08,478 --> 00:02:10,355 I'm back. 36 00:02:11,689 --> 00:02:14,901 How was your summer? Enlightful, Annie. 37 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:18,196 of intensive soul-rezoning I underwent three months 38 00:02:18,196 --> 00:02:20,615 at the Laser Lotus Celebrity Center. 39 00:02:20,615 --> 00:02:24,202 I stand before you a more highly evolved Pierce Hawthorne, 40 00:02:24,202 --> 00:02:28,706 that this table has a… one that can accept 41 00:02:28,706 --> 00:02:30,334 Has a sort of magic in it. 42 00:02:30,334 --> 00:02:31,584 Aw. 43 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:33,253 I'd like to come back. 44 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:34,921 Yeah. Damn it! 45 00:02:36,047 --> 00:02:37,882 Oh, uh, sorry. 46 00:02:37,882 --> 00:02:39,717 I had the frustrating realization 47 00:02:39,717 --> 00:02:41,552 that you can't come back to the group, 48 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,680 you're not in Biology and it's full. 49 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,265 Couldn't we take something else? 50 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:46,766 Surely we've evolved beyond 51 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:48,601 caring what class we take together. 52 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:50,561 Oh, yeah. Pierce! 53 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,022 I'll do you one better. 54 00:02:53,648 --> 00:02:58,028 I think we've evolved beyond reliance on a group at all. 55 00:02:58,028 --> 00:03:00,071 actual friends now, Aren't we just 56 00:03:00,071 --> 00:03:01,448 no matter where we are? 57 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,408 You know what's magic about this table? 58 00:03:03,408 --> 00:03:06,203 It magically keeps our books from falling on the floor. 59 00:03:06,203 --> 00:03:08,205 The table's for studying, Ah. 60 00:03:08,205 --> 00:03:10,290 but as friends, we've evolved. 61 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,833 Let's use that first breath 62 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:14,503 super-evolved air of crisp, new, 63 00:03:14,503 --> 00:03:17,047 to declare proudly and in one voice: 64 00:03:17,047 --> 00:03:18,673 "Pierce, 65 00:03:18,673 --> 00:03:20,925 when we see you." we'll see you 66 00:03:39,694 --> 00:03:41,696 Don't tell the monkey I'm living here. 67 00:03:45,283 --> 00:03:48,537 To run out of steam ♪ d Give me the hope 68 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:55,960 Tied up, dead in a year ♪ d We could be roped up 69 00:04:01,091 --> 00:04:05,429 They all just fade away d d One by one 70 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:15,063 I see you added a lizard Oh! Star-Burns, 71 00:04:15,063 --> 00:04:17,648 to your special hat and sideburns. 72 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:19,234 Yeah. Am I missing anything? 73 00:04:19,234 --> 00:04:20,860 underneath it all, The human being 74 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:23,780 but no one's interested in that, are they? No. 75 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:25,865 I hope we did the right thing about Pierce. 76 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:27,951 He seems like he's changed. Are you nuts? 77 00:04:27,951 --> 00:04:29,327 That's what he wants you to think. 78 00:04:29,327 --> 00:04:31,496 We're better off without him. Trust me. 79 00:04:31,496 --> 00:04:33,582 Excluding Pierce is what drove him crazy. 80 00:04:33,582 --> 00:04:35,959 drove him excluded. Wrong, being crazy 81 00:04:38,795 --> 00:04:40,880 What's wrong? Cougar Town's been moved. 82 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,799 That's never a good sign. Mmm. 83 00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:44,092 Not cool, not cool, not cool. 84 00:04:44,092 --> 00:04:46,636 It's coming back in January. Hey, buddy. 85 00:04:46,636 --> 00:04:50,014 Six seasons and a movie. Six seasons and a movie. 86 00:04:50,014 --> 00:04:51,558 Oh. 87 00:04:54,018 --> 00:04:55,686 This is intro to Biology. 88 00:04:55,686 --> 00:05:00,400 Dr. Marshall Kane, PhD. I'm your professor, 89 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,987 It took me 6205 hours to get my degree, 90 00:05:03,987 --> 00:05:05,738 and I know, 91 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:08,241 because I was only allowed in the library 92 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:11,661 Vicente Correctional Facility one hour per day at the San 93 00:05:11,661 --> 00:05:16,082 while serving a sentence of 25 to life. 94 00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:18,709 Now, let's talk about that word. 95 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:21,796 "Life." 96 00:05:21,796 --> 00:05:26,176 Uh, sorry. It's a new phone. Switching to vibrate. 97 00:05:26,176 --> 00:05:28,303 It's really great. Continue. 98 00:05:29,179 --> 00:05:30,430 I stared at a crack 99 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:32,849 in my cell for years, in the ground 100 00:05:32,849 --> 00:05:35,519 something grew from it. and one day, 101 00:05:35,519 --> 00:05:37,728 A single blade of grass. 102 00:05:41,358 --> 00:05:43,734 Vibrates louder than the ringer. 103 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:46,988 Gosh. You know what? Turning it off. 104 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:52,536 growing from dead stone. Living thing, 105 00:05:52,536 --> 00:05:54,745 Get out! 106 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,581 Oh, it's off, it's off. Out! 107 00:05:56,581 --> 00:05:58,416 I turned it off. 108 00:05:59,501 --> 00:06:01,961 Fine. Okay, fine. I'm leaving. 109 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:03,296 And don't bother coming back. 110 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:06,299 Seriously? Hey, dude, Sean Penn called. 111 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,759 He says to dial it back. 112 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:11,012 I know who Sean Penn is. Sean Penn's an actor… 113 00:06:11,012 --> 00:06:13,014 I've seen Milk. Now get out. 114 00:06:14,265 --> 00:06:16,309 Dude, learn to blend. 115 00:06:18,395 --> 00:06:21,398 monkeys living on campus. I will not tolerate 116 00:06:21,398 --> 00:06:23,441 to run a monkey hotel, If I wanted 117 00:06:23,441 --> 00:06:25,652 I'd install a banana buffet. 118 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,404 I'd use vines as elevators, 119 00:06:27,404 --> 00:06:29,447 and I'd put tail holes in the bathrobes, 120 00:06:29,447 --> 00:06:31,282 all the shower knobs. and I'd lower 121 00:06:31,282 --> 00:06:33,868 Now it's your turn. You've thought this through. 122 00:06:33,868 --> 00:06:35,412 Brainstorm. Idea shower. 123 00:06:35,412 --> 00:06:37,497 Spray your solutions all over me. 124 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,457 Well, we could seal all the vents 125 00:06:39,457 --> 00:06:42,001 and then pump the ducts with some kind of gas 126 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:44,753 that knocks out monkeys. 127 00:06:44,753 --> 00:06:46,464 Monkey knockout gas! 128 00:06:46,464 --> 00:06:49,175 of grounded, sensible thinking That's the kind 129 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,553 I wanna see this year. 130 00:06:51,553 --> 00:06:53,096 Catherine, who's next? 131 00:06:53,096 --> 00:06:54,639 Vice Dean Laybourne 132 00:06:54,639 --> 00:06:56,974 from Air-Conditioning Repair School annex. 133 00:06:56,974 --> 00:06:59,519 Vice Dean. Dean. New suit, Dean? 134 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:02,021 New Dean, Vice Dean. New Dean. 135 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,274 used school funds I see that you 136 00:07:04,274 --> 00:07:07,110 for your faculty break room. to buy an espresso machine 137 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:09,946 I don't recall being consulted on that. 138 00:07:09,946 --> 00:07:11,698 We don't consult you on anything. 139 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,074 That's the problem. 140 00:07:13,074 --> 00:07:15,118 The Air-Conditioning Repair School annex 141 00:07:15,118 --> 00:07:18,288 it's separate from Greendale, seems to think that 142 00:07:18,288 --> 00:07:21,583 but it's an annex. 143 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:23,834 An appendage, on a body, with a head, 144 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:27,130 and this head is saying to this appendage, 145 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:31,134 What you say makes sense, Dean. "Whazzup?" 146 00:07:31,134 --> 00:07:33,386 Tell you what. 147 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:37,223 to my appendage tomorrow, You bring your head down 148 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:39,350 and I'll show you "whazzup." 149 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:44,814 I'll be there. 150 00:07:55,533 --> 00:07:58,703 I think I found something that will help Abed. 151 00:07:58,703 --> 00:08:00,705 Abed, did you know that Cougar Town 152 00:08:00,705 --> 00:08:05,335 of a 1990s British sitcom? is an American adaptation 153 00:08:05,335 --> 00:08:07,295 Cougarton Abbey. 154 00:08:07,295 --> 00:08:09,506 Just been around Cougarton Chapel. 155 00:08:09,506 --> 00:08:11,132 I may be having an awakening. 156 00:08:11,132 --> 00:08:12,676 Come off it, Deirdre. 157 00:08:12,676 --> 00:08:15,052 a butchers at the choir boys. You're having 158 00:08:17,013 --> 00:08:19,349 Better than nothing. Thanks, Britta. 159 00:08:19,349 --> 00:08:20,517 Can you believe that guy, 160 00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:22,519 kicking me out of class like that? 161 00:08:22,519 --> 00:08:25,021 It's gonna be impossible to find a science class 162 00:08:25,021 --> 00:08:26,481 with six open spots. 163 00:08:26,481 --> 00:08:29,025 Why do that? I'm not in Biology anymore. 164 00:08:29,025 --> 00:08:30,485 And neither is Pierce, 165 00:08:30,485 --> 00:08:32,278 still our friends. but you're both 166 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:34,113 We've evolved. 167 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:35,573 Right, Jeff? 168 00:08:41,746 --> 00:08:43,623 Yes, we have. 169 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,375 Mm-hm. We all love each other. 170 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:49,003 We all go to the same school, so, uh… 171 00:08:49,003 --> 00:08:51,798 I guess I'll see ya when I see ya. 172 00:08:54,175 --> 00:08:55,468 Hey, guess what. 173 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,512 I was on the wait list for Biology, 174 00:08:57,512 --> 00:08:58,888 somebody got kicked out, 175 00:08:58,888 --> 00:09:01,015 I am here to study! 176 00:09:01,015 --> 00:09:03,976 Yay! 177 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:13,236 All hail, Sir Eats-Alone. Shut up, Leonard. 178 00:09:13,236 --> 00:09:15,196 your prescription socks. I heard about 179 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:19,492 Hope you don't mind, Jeff, 180 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,369 only on Episode Six. got a new show, 181 00:09:21,369 --> 00:09:23,246 You guys got five minutes to eat. 182 00:09:23,246 --> 00:09:25,915 Time flies when you're studying the science of life. 183 00:09:25,915 --> 00:09:27,417 when you joke Time flies 184 00:09:27,417 --> 00:09:29,753 about movies that sound like names for poops. 185 00:09:29,753 --> 00:09:31,796 The Remains of the Day. 186 00:09:31,796 --> 00:09:33,964 Wait a second. 187 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:36,384 Were you eavesdropping on our study session? 188 00:09:36,384 --> 00:09:38,636 on your goof-off session, I was eavesdropping 189 00:09:38,636 --> 00:09:40,346 the most obvious one. and you missed 190 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:42,014 No, I said Green Mile. 191 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:43,391 Operation Dumbo Drop. 192 00:09:45,935 --> 00:09:47,353 Too clever by half, Jeffrey. 193 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:48,938 Well, I gotta go. All right, 194 00:09:48,938 --> 00:09:50,523 the five minutes. Thanks for 195 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:51,982 Aw, Jeffrey. 196 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:56,738 Blimey, the barrister's foreclosed the Abbey. 197 00:09:56,738 --> 00:09:58,114 Fancy a drink, then? 198 00:09:58,114 --> 00:10:01,451 Oi, fetch us a Hemlock. 199 00:10:01,451 --> 00:10:04,328 Um… 200 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:14,130 Britta? Um… 201 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:16,591 Why did everyone on Cougarton Abbey just die? 202 00:10:16,591 --> 00:10:18,342 They only ran six episodes. 203 00:10:18,342 --> 00:10:20,261 That's the great thing about British TV. 204 00:10:20,261 --> 00:10:21,930 They give you closure. Oh. 205 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:24,307 Hey! No, no, no! 206 00:10:24,307 --> 00:10:26,684 a new favorite show! We'll find you 207 00:10:26,684 --> 00:10:28,436 Come on, buddy. 208 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:31,981 You are human tennis elbow. 209 00:10:31,981 --> 00:10:34,901 You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. 210 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,487 You are the opposite of Batman. 211 00:10:43,117 --> 00:10:45,077 You don't need them, man. 212 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,996 Exactly. I'll see 'em when I see 'em. 213 00:10:46,996 --> 00:10:48,623 Totally. 214 00:10:48,623 --> 00:10:51,041 We should hang out sometime. Huh? Grab a drink? 215 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,836 Where are you living now? Sure. 216 00:10:52,836 --> 00:10:54,044 The air vents… 217 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,046 I live in the air vents of the school. 218 00:10:57,381 --> 00:11:00,176 I'm free, Jeff. Free! 219 00:11:04,889 --> 00:11:08,184 I gotta get back in that class. 220 00:11:08,184 --> 00:11:12,730 Real Dean coming through… Oh, my goodness, spacious! 221 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:14,273 Vice Dean… 222 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,567 Is this where Greendale's money is going? 223 00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,194 More accurately, Dean, 224 00:11:18,194 --> 00:11:20,279 it's where Greendale's money comes from. 225 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:23,324 Our air-conditioning program has a job placement rate 226 00:11:23,324 --> 00:11:26,703 five times higher than the rest of your school combined. 227 00:11:26,703 --> 00:11:29,539 Our alumni donations comprise 80 percent 228 00:11:29,539 --> 00:11:31,248 school's budget. of your entire 229 00:11:31,248 --> 00:11:34,377 And you want to know why we think we deserve… 230 00:11:34,377 --> 00:11:36,086 …an espresso machine? 231 00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:40,884 Well, I guess I didn't know. I… Then you never had to, Dean. 232 00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:43,928 You could've lived the rest of your life in blissful ignorance 233 00:11:43,928 --> 00:11:46,514 and died a happy, pansexual imp. 234 00:11:46,514 --> 00:11:50,894 to feel power this year. But you wanted 235 00:11:50,894 --> 00:11:53,563 Well, now, you're going to feel my power 236 00:11:53,563 --> 00:11:57,525 as it surges downward from me, straight through you, 237 00:11:57,525 --> 00:12:02,070 from nostril to rectum, now until the end of time. 238 00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:05,115 And that's "whazzup." 239 00:12:06,534 --> 00:12:09,370 I forgot everything you said before "rectum"! 240 00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:11,706 Wh…? 241 00:12:11,706 --> 00:12:13,290 Who are these guys? 242 00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:16,002 because I think it's time This is my legal team, 243 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,628 a new agreement. we worked out 244 00:12:17,628 --> 00:12:19,589 He doesn't look like a lawyer. 245 00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:21,049 That's a barber. 246 00:12:21,049 --> 00:12:23,718 of that ridiculous goatee. Because I'm also sick 247 00:12:23,718 --> 00:12:26,679 You look like a white Lou Gossett Jr. 248 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,056 Wh…? 249 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:34,020 a bigger office. You deserve 250 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,521 Biggest office I ever had. 251 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,565 I'm here to apologize, Dr. Kane, 252 00:12:37,565 --> 00:12:39,233 and beg you for a seat in Biology. 253 00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:41,736 You wanna learn about life? Tell you what, NSYNC. 254 00:12:41,736 --> 00:12:42,820 Give up the phone. 255 00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:44,655 Oh, you're asking me for a bribe? 256 00:12:44,655 --> 00:12:48,076 I can't be bought, man. You feel me? 257 00:12:48,076 --> 00:12:50,078 prison was my walls. See, 258 00:12:50,078 --> 00:12:52,038 But you put your walls up. 259 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,582 You, and your phone, and your attitude, 260 00:12:54,582 --> 00:12:56,166 Fruit Loops cologne. and your 261 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,961 Your walls put up so tight, man, 262 00:12:57,961 --> 00:13:00,421 not even a blade of grass could get through. 263 00:13:00,421 --> 00:13:03,340 you wouldn't appreciate it. But even if it did, 264 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:06,469 come back to my class. That's why you can't 265 00:13:06,469 --> 00:13:08,387 What's your problem with me, man? 266 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:11,557 And don't act like it's not about me specifically, 267 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,725 because you've been in… 268 00:13:18,146 --> 00:13:19,315 Busted! 269 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,905 Take it easy, Winger. Hey! 270 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,908 It is now that I have this. Everything okay? 271 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,786 This is my ticket to getting back in the group. 272 00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:35,581 Hey! Hey! Eh! 273 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:38,208 in the group so bad! I wanna be 274 00:13:42,046 --> 00:13:45,800 All right, let's smoke 'em and choke 'em. 275 00:13:47,468 --> 00:13:48,928 No! No! No, no! 276 00:13:51,139 --> 00:13:52,598 Uh-oh. 277 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,142 What is that? 278 00:13:54,142 --> 00:13:55,935 Monkey gas! 279 00:13:56,978 --> 00:13:59,271 Monkey gas? 280 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:04,152 Oh, my God! 281 00:14:38,895 --> 00:14:40,479 Abed? 282 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:42,231 All your friends are here. 283 00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:43,649 They wanna talk to you. 284 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,402 How's this different from the way he always is? 285 00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:48,571 This'd be a great time to baptize him. 286 00:14:48,571 --> 00:14:51,699 Abed, maybe this can be your new favorite show. 287 00:14:51,699 --> 00:14:53,617 It's a British sci-fi series 288 00:14:53,617 --> 00:14:56,162 that's been on the air since 1962. 289 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,830 Britta, you've done enough. 290 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,415 a ruiners' club? Why not start 291 00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:01,042 you'd probably ruin it. No, wait, 292 00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:02,543 Then I'd be doing a good job 293 00:15:02,543 --> 00:15:04,170 a ruiners' club. because it's 294 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,838 You ruined my analogy. 295 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,548 Guys, look! 296 00:15:15,932 --> 00:15:17,307 Blimey, Inspector! 297 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,976 wound up this time? Where have we 298 00:15:18,976 --> 00:15:23,272 The question isn't where, Constable, but when. 299 00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:25,482 Inspector, look out! Blorgons! 300 00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:29,112 Eradicate! Eradicate! 301 00:15:29,112 --> 00:15:31,030 This is the best show I've ever seen. 302 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,408 Having fun without me again? 303 00:15:36,077 --> 00:15:38,996 Jeff, what happened? You look 70. 304 00:15:38,996 --> 00:15:41,958 favorite TV show, Jeff. Abed has a new 305 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:44,043 Inspector Spacetime. It's called 306 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,837 I came here to let you know Can it, boobs! 307 00:15:46,837 --> 00:15:49,632 that your best friend Pierce is the one that got me 308 00:15:49,632 --> 00:15:52,927 kicked out of bio class and the study group. 309 00:15:52,927 --> 00:15:55,763 It was a plan he hatched from the beginning 310 00:15:55,763 --> 00:15:58,975 Professor Kane. with his pal, 311 00:15:58,975 --> 00:16:02,895 But, Jeff, that's a photo I gave our professor 312 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,564 Hawthorne Wipes' of me visiting 313 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:09,777 spokesman and rap artist Sugar Cube in prison during the '90s. 314 00:16:09,777 --> 00:16:12,863 They look alike. Well, they… 315 00:16:12,863 --> 00:16:16,575 important feature in your eyes. Uh, I guess they share one 316 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,202 That's not fair! 317 00:16:18,202 --> 00:16:20,621 I… I was standing far away, 318 00:16:20,621 --> 00:16:22,081 the prison uniform! and I saw 319 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,292 Oh, Jeffrey! Oh, come on, 320 00:16:24,292 --> 00:16:27,377 obviously I don't mean all Black people are in prison! 321 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,088 Oh! Dang! 322 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:32,008 Jeff, clearly you have gone off the deep end. 323 00:16:32,008 --> 00:16:34,635 Don't blame him. The table is powerful, 324 00:16:34,635 --> 00:16:37,054 and being cut off from it… Shut the… 325 00:16:41,684 --> 00:16:45,855 I've become agitated. 326 00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:47,982 I apologize. 327 00:16:47,982 --> 00:16:51,485 We'll continue this discourse at a later date. 328 00:16:51,485 --> 00:16:52,611 Good night. 329 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:55,239 He just needs some space. 330 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,452 the one thing you love! I'm going to kill 331 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:01,996 I'm gonna kill it! 332 00:17:01,996 --> 00:17:03,706 As long as it breathes, 333 00:17:03,706 --> 00:17:05,833 it controls our lives! 334 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,298 to tell everyone I just came by 335 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:15,592 this year isn't gonna be that different. 336 00:17:15,592 --> 00:17:19,096 we really won't have any money. With the notable exception, 337 00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,683 Have a nice night. 338 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,189 What is with that guy? 339 00:17:30,191 --> 00:17:32,276 Did you find the monkey? 340 00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:34,904 No, but here's the invoice for the gassing. 341 00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:38,115 Okay, as it turns out, I cannot pay this 342 00:17:38,115 --> 00:17:41,451 starting on two weeks ago. or your salaries 343 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:45,122 But, what I do have are these vouchers 344 00:17:45,122 --> 00:17:47,375 of your choosing. for the classes 345 00:17:55,883 --> 00:17:58,802 my scuba certification. You're lucky I need 346 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,272 Okay, okay. 347 00:18:09,272 --> 00:18:11,565 I'm the one living in your vents. 348 00:18:11,565 --> 00:18:14,360 I have no home and no job. 349 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,363 Does that mean you'll work for room and board? 350 00:18:22,326 --> 00:18:25,662 Okay, I was lying the whole time. 351 00:18:25,662 --> 00:18:27,664 I didn't want the group to evolve. 352 00:18:27,664 --> 00:18:29,833 I just didn't want Pierce around. 353 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,377 I hate him. 354 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:36,090 it's hard to get past that. But, Jeff, what you did, 355 00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:38,926 out of the study group, I know you're already 356 00:18:38,926 --> 00:18:42,554 that you stop being my friend. but I'm gonna have to ask 357 00:18:43,764 --> 00:18:48,394 Okay, look, everybody, here's the thing, 358 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,562 I am not as evolved as I said I was. 359 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:53,732 The Biology class was full, so I told Professor Kane 360 00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:55,734 a few thousand dollars I'd pay him 361 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:56,944 to kick Jeff out. 362 00:18:56,944 --> 00:18:58,237 Pierce! What? 363 00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,614 Pierce! What? 364 00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:02,741 a table with a fire ax Jeff attacked 365 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,453 second craziest in the room. and only managed to be the 366 00:19:05,453 --> 00:19:07,997 Okay, everybody in favor of voting Pierce out? 367 00:19:07,997 --> 00:19:09,415 Stop! Stop! 368 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,876 Pierce isn't crazy. 369 00:19:13,877 --> 00:19:15,796 The table 370 00:19:15,796 --> 00:19:18,174 is magic. 371 00:19:19,508 --> 00:19:21,802 As someone who's been on the other side, 372 00:19:21,802 --> 00:19:23,387 I can tell you, 373 00:19:23,387 --> 00:19:26,098 Chang-filled world out there, it is a scary, lonely, 374 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,434 has sprouted some legs, and sure, this group 375 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,603 but why are we in such a rush to leave the tide pool, 376 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:34,815 waiting for us on shore when the only things 377 00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:36,859 are the sands of time 378 00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:39,987 and the hungry seagulls of slowly growing apart? 379 00:19:39,987 --> 00:19:42,531 Man, I really need this Biology class. 380 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:49,955 Pierce. 381 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:54,626 Professor Kane has never taken a bribe from anyone in his life. 382 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:58,381 Yeah, I lied, but you seem You feel me? 383 00:19:58,381 --> 00:20:01,591 being the bad guy than me. to have a harder time 384 00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:05,012 You're right. I do. 385 00:20:06,389 --> 00:20:09,308 Which, in a weird way, makes me a pretty bad guy. 386 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:12,144 Please don't. We're one and the same. 387 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,522 Jeff, but you're still kicked out of Biology. 388 00:20:14,522 --> 00:20:16,857 worried about it. Oh, I'm not 389 00:20:16,857 --> 00:20:19,568 of breaking through. Life has a way 390 00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,196 So, uh, here's what I'm thinking. 391 00:20:22,196 --> 00:20:25,533 I'm a drug dealer, right? And you're a scientist, 392 00:20:25,533 --> 00:20:27,826 so couldn't we get, like, 393 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,746 type of thing going? a Breaking Bad 394 00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:34,583 Sorry, Star-Face, you just lost your seat in my class. 395 00:20:39,588 --> 00:20:41,798 There, now the table is good as new. 396 00:20:41,798 --> 00:20:43,300 And so is Abed. 397 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,428 Britta, I'm sorry I was overprotective of Abed. 398 00:20:45,428 --> 00:20:48,305 I'll be more supportive of you. Here's your first chance. 399 00:20:48,305 --> 00:20:51,141 Helping Abed has inspired me to finally declare a major. 400 00:20:51,141 --> 00:20:53,852 study Psychology. I'm gonna 401 00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:55,645 Like in a research capacity? 402 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,857 No, in a hands-on capacity. I'm gonna be a therapist. 403 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,402 Oh. 404 00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:05,614 Hey, hey, hey, keep it down. 405 00:21:05,614 --> 00:21:07,950 There's a new sheriff in town. 406 00:21:10,077 --> 00:21:11,912 Oh, interesting. 407 00:21:11,912 --> 00:21:13,830 So this is the year we all die. 408 00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:16,500 This is our last year. We're all gonna die.