1 00:00:07,717 --> 00:00:10,285 Dean! Dean! 2 00:00:10,352 --> 00:00:11,786 Don't shoot, red-haired guy. 3 00:00:11,854 --> 00:00:12,604 Why not? 4 00:00:12,724 --> 00:00:14,045 Something's not right about the game. 5 00:00:14,165 --> 00:00:15,697 We just took out a guy who turned out to be 6 00:00:15,824 --> 00:00:17,115 a professional paintball assassin. 7 00:00:17,168 --> 00:00:19,327 A professional? Aah! 8 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:20,595 That doesn't make sense. 9 00:00:20,662 --> 00:00:22,663 Why would someone who gets paid to do things 10 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:25,132 be at Greendale? 11 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,401 Aah! 12 00:00:27,469 --> 00:00:29,871 I'm not playing! I'm not playing! 13 00:00:29,938 --> 00:00:33,107 No, I'm the dean! Stop shooting me! 14 00:00:33,175 --> 00:00:35,643 Aah! 15 00:00:38,981 --> 00:00:40,414 Hi, Pistol Patty. 16 00:00:40,482 --> 00:00:42,550 Did they take you hostage? 17 00:00:46,321 --> 00:00:48,189 Dean Spreck? 18 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:49,991 Hello, Craig. 19 00:00:50,058 --> 00:00:51,359 City College. 20 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,628 Now I understand everything. 21 00:00:53,695 --> 00:00:57,765 Now your whole evil plan is clear as day. 22 00:00:57,833 --> 00:01:00,935 But if you need to explain it to your men, I understand. 23 00:01:01,003 --> 00:01:02,303 It's simple, Craig. 24 00:01:02,371 --> 00:01:05,206 I posed as a fake ice cream company, 25 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,608 sponsored your end-of-the-year picnic, 26 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:10,578 and waved enough money under your students' noses 27 00:01:10,646 --> 00:01:13,881 to provoke them to destroy their own campus. 28 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:15,583 Who hurt you, Steven? 29 00:01:15,651 --> 00:01:18,486 How could any dean be so mean? 30 00:01:18,554 --> 00:01:20,988 Oh, you haven't seen 31 00:01:21,056 --> 00:01:24,992 how mean this dean can be... en. 32 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:26,427 There's one! 33 00:01:27,496 --> 00:01:29,196 After him! 34 00:01:29,264 --> 00:01:32,300 Aah! Aah! 35 00:01:32,367 --> 00:01:34,535 Wait, did you say "bean"? 36 00:01:37,406 --> 00:01:45,375 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 37 00:01:51,086 --> 00:01:53,955 Guys. Guys. 38 00:01:54,022 --> 00:01:55,890 City College is trying to destroy Greendale, 39 00:01:55,958 --> 00:01:57,491 and they're an unstoppable juggle knob. 40 00:01:57,559 --> 00:01:58,659 - Juggernaut. - Juggernaut. 41 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:00,494 Which means if we're gonna fight them, 42 00:02:00,562 --> 00:02:03,831 we have to form a school-wide alliance of rebels. 43 00:02:03,899 --> 00:02:05,700 In other words, it seems we've left the Western motif 44 00:02:05,767 --> 00:02:07,068 and are entering a more of a Star Wars scenario. 45 00:02:07,135 --> 00:02:08,803 I know. 46 00:02:08,870 --> 00:02:10,004 I wish it happened sooner too. 47 00:02:10,072 --> 00:02:11,505 But if we surrender our individuality 48 00:02:11,573 --> 00:02:12,640 to form a faceless regime, 49 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:13,908 how are we any better than them? 50 00:02:13,976 --> 00:02:15,576 You're the worst. 51 00:02:15,644 --> 00:02:17,378 Okay, she is just saying that to fit in. 52 00:02:17,446 --> 00:02:19,213 The floor recognizes Magnitude. 53 00:02:19,281 --> 00:02:20,815 First off, pop, pop! 54 00:02:23,051 --> 00:02:25,353 And second, Magnitude's a one-man party. 55 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:27,154 A one-man party can't be in an alliance. 56 00:02:27,222 --> 00:02:28,322 That's a paradox. 57 00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:30,625 - I agree to disagree. - Easy, paradox. 58 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:31,826 We're all on the same side. 59 00:02:31,893 --> 00:02:34,428 But hasn't the other side already won? 60 00:02:34,496 --> 00:02:35,863 Their goal was to make us trash the school. 61 00:02:35,931 --> 00:02:37,064 We trashed it. 62 00:02:37,132 --> 00:02:38,499 Yeah, but we still might have a chance 63 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:39,500 to hit 'em where it hurts. 64 00:02:39,568 --> 00:02:40,801 - Their balls? - No. 65 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,737 - Just below their balls? - Their wallet, Leonard. 66 00:02:42,804 --> 00:02:44,839 - I think it's called a taint. - Oh. 67 00:02:44,906 --> 00:02:46,641 Why do you think they sent in a ringer to win? 68 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,709 It must be because we're entitled 69 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:50,745 to the prize they promised— 70 00:02:50,812 --> 00:02:52,113 100 Gs. 71 00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:53,481 Ooh, I could use that money. 72 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,716 This is why we have to agree right now 73 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:58,686 that whoever wins, we give the money to Greendale. 74 00:03:00,188 --> 00:03:01,889 To repair the damage and save our school. 75 00:03:01,957 --> 00:03:03,290 Abed, tell him. 76 00:03:03,358 --> 00:03:05,292 Whatever, pal. I ain't in it for your revolution. 77 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,394 I'm in it for me. 78 00:03:06,461 --> 00:03:08,095 Wait, Abed, this was your idea. 79 00:03:08,163 --> 00:03:09,463 I know, but I'm calling dibs on the Han Solo role 80 00:03:09,531 --> 00:03:11,766 before Jeff slouches into it by default. 81 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:12,967 Star-Burns, I need that vest. 82 00:03:13,035 --> 00:03:14,068 Oh, yeah, right. 83 00:03:14,136 --> 00:03:15,603 Give me the vest, Laser Breath, 84 00:03:15,671 --> 00:03:20,708 before our conversation gets nasty. 85 00:03:20,776 --> 00:03:23,110 Question. How long is the game gonna last? 86 00:03:23,178 --> 00:03:24,545 'Cause Andre's home with the baby— 87 00:03:24,613 --> 00:03:26,914 Damn it, Shirley. Forget your newborn child 88 00:03:26,982 --> 00:03:28,516 and think about the people that need you. 89 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,384 I can't afford to lose a single soldier. 90 00:03:30,452 --> 00:03:32,353 - What? - Oh, now you're the leader? 91 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,888 I don't see you stepping up. 92 00:03:33,955 --> 00:03:36,090 I don't step up to being leader, Troy. 93 00:03:36,158 --> 00:03:38,192 I reluctantly accept it when it's thrust upon me. 94 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:40,861 Oh, Jeff. 95 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,563 Oh, my God. What is that? 96 00:03:58,146 --> 00:03:59,080 Magnitude! 97 00:03:59,147 --> 00:04:00,681 Pop... 98 00:04:00,749 --> 00:04:02,383 P... 99 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,185 Pop what? Pop what? 100 00:04:04,252 --> 00:04:09,990 What is he trying to say? Pop what, Magnitude? 101 00:04:10,058 --> 00:04:11,759 Can you hear me? Who is this? 102 00:04:11,827 --> 00:04:14,028 Oh, that's Jeff Winger. 103 00:04:14,096 --> 00:04:16,497 You are in trouble now. 104 00:04:16,565 --> 00:04:17,965 Jeffrey, it's your friend, the dean. 105 00:04:18,033 --> 00:04:20,501 I'm safe! 106 00:04:20,569 --> 00:04:22,570 I can hear you, Mr. Winger. 107 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,606 This is City College's dean Spreck. 108 00:04:25,674 --> 00:04:27,374 Hey, Spreck, you cheat. 109 00:04:27,442 --> 00:04:29,510 You can't spray people with paint by remote. 110 00:04:29,578 --> 00:04:31,112 And you can't have City College students 111 00:04:31,179 --> 00:04:32,213 in a Greendale game. 112 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,914 All my men have been registered 113 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,382 at Greendale for weeks. 114 00:04:35,450 --> 00:04:37,718 As for rules, they're clearly defined 115 00:04:37,786 --> 00:04:39,086 in your school's agreement 116 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,921 with my fake ice cream company— 117 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,891 If you get paint on you, you're out. 118 00:04:43,959 --> 00:04:45,926 Well, I'm glad to see there's paperwork involved, 119 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:49,029 because we are going to win, and you are gonna pay. 120 00:04:49,097 --> 00:04:52,399 Yay! Go, Jeff Winger study group! 121 00:04:52,467 --> 00:04:54,902 Those guys are ballers, yo. 122 00:04:54,970 --> 00:04:57,104 I hope you like getting balled. 123 00:04:58,273 --> 00:05:00,407 Sir, this guy tried to charge us 124 00:05:00,475 --> 00:05:03,144 three paint balls to use the bathroom. 125 00:05:03,211 --> 00:05:04,245 We were gonna shoot him, 126 00:05:04,312 --> 00:05:05,579 but tell him what you told us. 127 00:05:05,647 --> 00:05:06,747 Don't shoot me. 128 00:05:06,815 --> 00:05:08,649 Great. Now shoot him. 129 00:05:08,717 --> 00:05:10,451 Sure, shoot me. 130 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:15,389 You'd certainly be doing Jeff Winger a big favor. 131 00:05:15,457 --> 00:05:16,490 Greendale human beings, 132 00:05:16,558 --> 00:05:19,994 it is now clear that we have no choice 133 00:05:20,061 --> 00:05:22,463 but to team up and defeat City College. 134 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:23,597 I also have no choice 135 00:05:23,665 --> 00:05:25,666 but to accept the role thrust upon me. 136 00:05:25,734 --> 00:05:27,268 And what role would that be? 137 00:05:27,335 --> 00:05:28,869 No time to squabble, Troy. 138 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,704 "For Greendale" on three. 139 00:05:30,772 --> 00:05:32,239 One, two... 140 00:05:32,307 --> 00:05:33,440 Jeff, every second counts. 141 00:05:33,508 --> 00:05:35,676 "For Greendale" on two. One... 142 00:05:35,744 --> 00:05:36,977 Guys. 143 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,180 For Greendale! 144 00:05:39,247 --> 00:05:41,205 For Greendale! 145 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,982 Greendale students... 146 00:05:45,222 --> 00:05:46,890 I understand you've unified, 147 00:05:46,957 --> 00:05:49,659 and intend to draw this game out. 148 00:05:49,727 --> 00:05:51,761 Well, if it's a war you want, 149 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:54,264 it's a war you will lose. 150 00:05:54,331 --> 00:05:57,767 City College is stronger, faster. 151 00:05:57,835 --> 00:06:01,337 Our sperm counts are higher. Even in our women. 152 00:06:01,405 --> 00:06:04,173 Resistance is as pointless as your degrees. 153 00:06:04,241 --> 00:06:05,975 Honestly, ask yourself, 154 00:06:06,043 --> 00:06:09,112 what does "liberal arts" even mean? 155 00:06:09,179 --> 00:06:10,780 Look, "Welcome to Greendale. 156 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:12,215 You're already accepted." 157 00:06:12,283 --> 00:06:13,950 Losers. 158 00:06:16,787 --> 00:06:19,989 - Welcome to Greendale. - You're already dead. 159 00:06:23,827 --> 00:06:24,961 Jackpot. 160 00:06:25,029 --> 00:06:27,363 Shirley, you keep watch while we get these. 161 00:06:31,502 --> 00:06:32,502 Here. Help me with this. 162 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:34,370 Sure thing, your worship. 163 00:06:34,438 --> 00:06:35,371 Abed! 164 00:06:35,439 --> 00:06:36,940 Stop trying to be Han Solo. 165 00:06:37,007 --> 00:06:38,841 It's making me embarrassed for you. 166 00:06:38,909 --> 00:06:40,677 Come on. Admit it. You like it. 167 00:06:40,744 --> 00:06:42,979 I like having conversations with adults. 168 00:06:43,047 --> 00:06:45,114 Playing Star Wars is worn out and immature. 169 00:06:45,182 --> 00:06:48,751 You like me because I'm immature. 170 00:06:48,819 --> 00:06:52,822 There's not enough immaturity in your life. 171 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,424 I hope I don't get shot waiting out here. 172 00:06:54,491 --> 00:06:59,228 I'd hate to go home to my babies. 173 00:06:59,296 --> 00:07:00,430 So reconnaissance indicates 174 00:07:00,497 --> 00:07:02,599 the key to City College's strategy is 175 00:07:02,666 --> 00:07:05,234 the gatling gun inside the ice cream truck, 176 00:07:05,302 --> 00:07:07,236 which we will charge en masse, 177 00:07:07,304 --> 00:07:08,438 overwhelming their defenses, 178 00:07:08,505 --> 00:07:10,406 and taking that gun for ourselves. 179 00:07:10,474 --> 00:07:12,241 Well, that's not how I would proceed. 180 00:07:12,309 --> 00:07:14,010 Troy, do you happen to have a better plan? 181 00:07:14,078 --> 00:07:16,813 I do happen, Jeff. I happen very much. 182 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,648 We'll use sneak attacks 183 00:07:18,716 --> 00:07:20,650 to draw their patrol to the library, 184 00:07:20,718 --> 00:07:22,418 where one of us will pull the fire alarm, 185 00:07:22,486 --> 00:07:24,020 activating the sprinklers, 186 00:07:24,088 --> 00:07:26,289 which I will have rigged using my super plumbing skills 187 00:07:26,357 --> 00:07:28,791 to shower everything in the building with paint. 188 00:07:28,859 --> 00:07:30,426 Paint in sprinklers? 189 00:07:30,494 --> 00:07:32,595 - Are we the little rascals? - I was. 190 00:07:32,663 --> 00:07:33,696 Have you heard your plan? 191 00:07:33,764 --> 00:07:35,431 You want to charge a machine gun. 192 00:07:42,539 --> 00:07:43,706 I've got something to say. 193 00:07:43,774 --> 00:07:45,642 I don't take orders from girls. 194 00:07:45,709 --> 00:07:47,443 Because they don't talk to me. 195 00:07:47,511 --> 00:07:49,045 Watch it, Quasar face. 196 00:07:49,113 --> 00:07:51,581 Annie's a good kid and a better shot. 197 00:07:51,649 --> 00:07:54,083 So listen up, or you'll be floating home. 198 00:07:54,151 --> 00:07:56,586 Thank you, Abed. Sorry. 199 00:07:56,654 --> 00:07:59,155 Han. 200 00:07:59,223 --> 00:08:01,891 Okay, I think we should split the troops in half 201 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:04,293 and carry out both plans simultaneously. 202 00:08:04,361 --> 00:08:07,063 Troy, your plan will lure people off the ice cream truck, 203 00:08:07,131 --> 00:08:10,867 allowing Jeff's troops to take the stronghold. 204 00:08:10,934 --> 00:08:12,702 You're welcome. 205 00:08:12,770 --> 00:08:14,270 I'm so glad that we didn't shoot you. 206 00:08:14,338 --> 00:08:16,305 Now we have the tactical advantage 207 00:08:16,373 --> 00:08:19,042 of knowing that Jeff Winger wants to be a ballerina, 208 00:08:19,109 --> 00:08:23,146 and that his Achilles heel is... wieners. 209 00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:24,881 That's just the tip of the iceberg. 210 00:08:24,948 --> 00:08:26,115 For one more pudding, 211 00:08:26,183 --> 00:08:28,651 I'll tell you why he's jealous of me. 212 00:08:28,719 --> 00:08:30,787 And you say that they kicked you out of their study group 213 00:08:30,854 --> 00:08:32,121 - after two years? - Yeah. 214 00:08:32,189 --> 00:08:34,023 What took them so long? 215 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:43,866 Hey, thanks for sticking up for me back there. 216 00:08:43,934 --> 00:08:46,669 This group gets so tangled in each other's feelings, 217 00:08:46,737 --> 00:08:48,805 you're kind of a hero for standing outside of it. 218 00:08:48,872 --> 00:08:50,139 Yeah, well, heroes are great, 219 00:08:50,207 --> 00:08:51,541 but I'll take a blaster every time. 220 00:08:51,608 --> 00:08:54,510 Anyway, just wanted to let you know. 221 00:08:54,578 --> 00:08:56,946 I don't think you're immature. 222 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,282 I think you're great. 223 00:08:59,349 --> 00:09:00,917 For a no-good, 224 00:09:00,984 --> 00:09:04,487 laser-faced, jabba scoundrel. 225 00:09:04,555 --> 00:09:06,055 You're good, kid. 226 00:09:06,123 --> 00:09:07,156 Don't get cocky. 227 00:09:12,262 --> 00:09:13,196 Hey! 228 00:09:22,339 --> 00:09:23,639 They're right on our tail. 229 00:09:23,707 --> 00:09:25,007 Operation "Troy's Awesome Plan" 230 00:09:25,075 --> 00:09:26,109 is living up to its name. 231 00:09:26,176 --> 00:09:28,211 Yeah, good for you. 232 00:09:28,278 --> 00:09:30,480 Looks like they're taking Troy's bait. 233 00:09:30,547 --> 00:09:33,449 Squad "B" commencing operation "Actual Operation." 234 00:09:33,517 --> 00:09:36,819 Everyone look alive. Leonard, good enough. 235 00:09:36,887 --> 00:09:39,622 Greendale, it's been a pleasure fighting with you. 236 00:09:39,690 --> 00:09:41,491 Some of us won't make it. 237 00:09:41,558 --> 00:09:44,293 But there is a place where we will all see each other again, 238 00:09:44,361 --> 00:09:46,529 - and that place is Denny's. - Which Denny's? 239 00:09:46,597 --> 00:09:47,997 We'll figure it out later, Leonard. 240 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,799 The one near the 15 exit? I'm banned from there. 241 00:09:49,867 --> 00:09:51,367 Well, then I guess I'll see you in hell. 242 00:09:51,435 --> 00:09:53,035 Then let's kick some taint. 243 00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:54,403 Okay. On my count. 244 00:09:54,523 --> 00:09:55,473 One. Two. 245 00:09:57,174 --> 00:10:00,243 Vicki! 246 00:10:18,328 --> 00:10:21,430 All right. Shirley, you have the most important job, okay? 247 00:10:21,498 --> 00:10:22,865 Yeah, yeah, pull the fire alarm. 248 00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:25,101 Can we move this along? I'm missing CSI. 249 00:10:25,169 --> 00:10:26,469 Enemy soldiers are incoming. 250 00:10:26,537 --> 00:10:29,405 I need everyone to evacuate through the air vent— 251 00:10:29,473 --> 00:10:30,840 Garrett! 252 00:10:30,908 --> 00:10:32,842 I may be stuck in this vent. 253 00:10:32,910 --> 00:10:35,678 It is too early to tell. 254 00:10:50,093 --> 00:10:53,429 I think our only choice is to try and shoot our way out. 255 00:10:53,497 --> 00:10:57,600 Right. Commence operation "Troy's Awesome Leadership 256 00:10:57,668 --> 00:11:00,136 Is Never in Doubt" plan. 257 00:11:15,219 --> 00:11:16,152 That gun's too powerful. 258 00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:17,386 I'm scared. 259 00:11:17,454 --> 00:11:20,089 Hey, Quendra with a Q-U, 260 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,824 they can kill most of us, 261 00:11:21,892 --> 00:11:23,860 but as long as nobody gives up, 262 00:11:23,927 --> 00:11:26,729 somebody will make it through. Understand? 263 00:11:26,797 --> 00:11:29,232 Yes. 264 00:11:29,299 --> 00:11:31,100 Charge! 265 00:11:32,936 --> 00:11:35,271 Well, I'm out. We lost. 266 00:11:35,339 --> 00:11:36,439 See you at Denny's? 267 00:11:36,506 --> 00:11:38,341 Denny's is for winners. 268 00:11:55,859 --> 00:11:57,627 Leonard, we're losing. 269 00:11:57,694 --> 00:11:59,562 Britta, I've been in a few real wars, 270 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:02,632 but this one is actually the most terrifying. 271 00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:04,467 Guys, we're dying out here. 272 00:12:04,534 --> 00:12:06,135 Well, we're dying too! 273 00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:09,205 They've trapped us in a dead end. 274 00:12:09,273 --> 00:12:10,740 Hey, kid. 275 00:12:10,807 --> 00:12:13,042 Someone's got to make it out of here alive. 276 00:12:28,992 --> 00:12:30,960 I had a dream it would end this way. 277 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:38,467 Shirley, nobody's making it out of the library. 278 00:12:38,535 --> 00:12:39,535 Pull the alarm. 279 00:12:39,603 --> 00:12:43,372 Britta, are you alive? Britta? Britta? 280 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,742 Oh, hell. 281 00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:48,344 Someone's got to win this. 282 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,219 I'm out. 283 00:12:57,287 --> 00:12:58,955 Me too. 284 00:13:02,192 --> 00:13:04,994 Looks like this is it. 285 00:13:05,062 --> 00:13:06,862 Will you still be Han Solo after we die? 286 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:07,863 'Fraid not, doll. 287 00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:09,899 Once I'm gone, I'm gone. 288 00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:13,302 Oh. Okay. 289 00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:21,344 Got to do everything myself. 290 00:13:49,639 --> 00:13:50,639 We're all dead. All of us. 291 00:13:50,707 --> 00:13:52,274 Paint raining from the sky. 292 00:13:52,342 --> 00:13:54,276 Everyone in the library is dead. 293 00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:56,479 Damn it. 294 00:14:00,117 --> 00:14:01,617 Kill him. 295 00:14:01,685 --> 00:14:03,052 Yes, sir. 296 00:14:07,591 --> 00:14:11,060 It's my h-heart. 297 00:14:11,128 --> 00:14:14,864 Hey, buddy, you okay? 298 00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:19,068 Cool. 299 00:14:23,273 --> 00:14:26,142 Eat paint, you storm-troopin', 300 00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:29,812 City College knob gobblers. 301 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,047 Oh! 302 00:14:31,114 --> 00:14:33,482 You're it, kid. 303 00:14:52,402 --> 00:14:54,036 Shirley. 304 00:14:54,104 --> 00:14:55,438 What are we supposed to do? 305 00:14:55,505 --> 00:14:57,039 How 'bout we save this school's ass? 306 00:14:58,575 --> 00:15:00,676 Deal. 307 00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:04,914 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 308 00:15:30,841 --> 00:15:31,974 - That's it. - Is that it? 309 00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:33,209 - I think that's it. - That's it? 310 00:15:33,276 --> 00:15:34,810 - We win! - We win! 311 00:15:34,878 --> 00:15:36,278 Oh, we win! 312 00:15:40,283 --> 00:15:41,217 Ha ha ha ha— 313 00:15:42,352 --> 00:15:44,954 Oh! 314 00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:46,522 Yeah! We win! We win! 315 00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:53,629 All right! We did it! 316 00:15:54,998 --> 00:15:55,931 Wait, who are you? 317 00:15:55,999 --> 00:15:57,900 Your mother's lover. 318 00:15:57,968 --> 00:16:00,836 - What? - What? 319 00:16:00,904 --> 00:16:01,904 I win! 320 00:16:07,043 --> 00:16:11,080 You owe me 100 Gs. 321 00:16:11,114 --> 00:16:13,616 And you can make the check out... 322 00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:17,052 to Greendale. 323 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,587 Yay! 324 00:16:20,223 --> 00:16:22,424 Human beings! Human beings! 325 00:16:22,492 --> 00:16:25,127 Human beings! Human beings! 326 00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:28,688 Human beings! Human beings! 327 00:16:37,013 --> 00:16:38,923 - Nice. - Ooh. 328 00:16:41,864 --> 00:16:43,423 - Okay. - There it is. 329 00:16:43,543 --> 00:16:46,598 Final meeting of the semester now in session. 330 00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:47,934 Final order of business— 331 00:16:48,054 --> 00:16:50,002 Pick a class we can all take in the fall. 332 00:16:50,069 --> 00:16:52,171 We could just take Anthro 201. 333 00:16:52,238 --> 00:16:54,506 Too risky. Sequels are almost always disappointing. 334 00:16:54,574 --> 00:16:56,742 Since when are you in favor of playing it safe, Han? 335 00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:58,377 Cool down, Annie. 336 00:16:58,444 --> 00:17:00,546 I was only Han Solo because the context demanded it. 337 00:17:00,613 --> 00:17:05,751 But here. 338 00:17:05,819 --> 00:17:07,553 Oh. Star-Burns. 339 00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:09,822 Yeah, he uses some kind of crystal instead of deodorant. 340 00:17:09,889 --> 00:17:11,723 Guys, I know exactly what we should do. 341 00:17:11,791 --> 00:17:15,394 We should see what Troy thinks we should do. 342 00:17:15,461 --> 00:17:16,862 Had some good ideas today. 343 00:17:16,930 --> 00:17:20,399 Thanks, man. 344 00:17:20,466 --> 00:17:23,669 Okay. I've given this a lot of thought, 345 00:17:23,736 --> 00:17:27,105 and I've decided we should sleep on it. 346 00:17:27,173 --> 00:17:30,175 Just came back for my day planner. 347 00:17:30,243 --> 00:17:31,844 Pretend I'm not even here. 348 00:17:31,911 --> 00:17:33,312 You guys are great at that. 349 00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:36,915 Come on, Pierce. We all know this is no "day planner." 350 00:17:36,983 --> 00:17:38,050 Here it is. 351 00:17:38,117 --> 00:17:39,484 Now, if you'll excuse me, 352 00:17:39,552 --> 00:17:41,520 it appears I'm running late to drink a bottle of wine 353 00:17:41,588 --> 00:17:42,521 in my bathing suit. 354 00:17:42,589 --> 00:17:48,360 Pierce, wait. 355 00:17:48,428 --> 00:17:52,798 You know, I've been coming to this school for 12 years. 356 00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:55,200 I've never been friends with anyone here 357 00:17:55,268 --> 00:17:57,803 more than a semester. 358 00:17:57,871 --> 00:18:00,772 Probably for the same reason I've been married seven times. 359 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:04,543 I guess I assume eventually I'll be rejected, 360 00:18:04,611 --> 00:18:08,146 so I, you know, test people, push them, 361 00:18:08,214 --> 00:18:10,849 until they prove me right. 362 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,451 It's a sickness. I admit it. 363 00:18:12,518 --> 00:18:15,921 But this place has always accepted me, 364 00:18:15,989 --> 00:18:17,022 sickness and all. 365 00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:19,458 This place accepted all of you. 366 00:18:19,525 --> 00:18:21,226 Sickness and all. 367 00:18:21,294 --> 00:18:23,862 It's worth thinking about. 368 00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,764 Um, I think we have thought about it, Pierce, 369 00:18:25,832 --> 00:18:28,066 and you're right. 370 00:18:28,134 --> 00:18:30,002 And we were just picking a class 371 00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:33,405 we could all be in this fall. 372 00:18:33,473 --> 00:18:36,108 And we'd love for you to join us. 373 00:18:38,711 --> 00:18:39,945 No, thanks. 374 00:18:40,013 --> 00:18:41,546 I'm done with you guys. 375 00:18:41,614 --> 00:18:42,915 I like this school, 376 00:18:42,982 --> 00:18:45,117 but I'm done with whatever you call this. 377 00:18:45,184 --> 00:18:49,388 Adios. 378 00:18:49,455 --> 00:18:51,156 - He was my ride. - I'm going after him. 379 00:18:51,224 --> 00:18:52,591 No, he's just acting out. 380 00:18:52,659 --> 00:18:54,693 I've seen this behavior before. 381 00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:56,528 In cats. 382 00:18:56,596 --> 00:18:59,031 - My—my cats. - It's true. 383 00:18:59,098 --> 00:19:03,630 And now he'll come slinking back in five, 384 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:08,106 four, three, two... 385 00:19:25,091 --> 00:19:34,919 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 386 00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:41,879 And then one of the storm troopers 387 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,658 shot the others, and it was Pierce. 388 00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:46,297 And we won. We saved Greendale. 389 00:19:46,855 --> 00:19:48,575 - Sounds like you guys had a lot of fun. - Yep. 390 00:19:49,193 --> 00:19:50,663 Honestly, I don't know how we're gonna top it next year. 391 00:19:50,783 --> 00:19:52,884 Oh, I got a pitch. Why use guns? 392 00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:54,921 Take a hose and spray the whole school with paint. 393 00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:56,671 - Every inch of it. - Actually, we kind of did that. 394 00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:57,700 Haven't you been to the library? 395 00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:59,498 - I'm working my way there. - Mm. 396 00:20:03,115 --> 00:20:04,753 Oh, you can just put that anywhere. 397 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,970 Doing anything fun for the summer? 398 00:20:12,661 --> 00:20:14,249 - No plans. - Cool. 399 00:20:14,775 --> 00:20:16,378 Cool, cool, cool. 400 00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:17,731 Slippery.