1 00:00:06,079 --> 00:00:07,998 Dean Spreck? 2 00:00:07,998 --> 00:00:09,249 Hello, Craig. 3 00:00:09,249 --> 00:00:11,168 City College. 4 00:00:11,168 --> 00:00:13,337 Now I understand everything. 5 00:00:13,337 --> 00:00:17,841 Now your whole evil plan is clear as day. 6 00:00:17,841 --> 00:00:20,719 But if you need to explain it to your men, I understand. 7 00:00:20,719 --> 00:00:24,848 It's simple, Craig. I pose as a fake ice cream company, 8 00:00:24,848 --> 00:00:27,434 sponsor your end-of-the-year picnic 9 00:00:27,434 --> 00:00:30,354 and waved enough money under your students' noses 10 00:00:30,354 --> 00:00:33,691 to provoke them to destroy their own campus. 11 00:00:33,691 --> 00:00:37,570 Who hurt you, Steven? How could any dean be so mean? 12 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:44,702 Oh, you haven't seen how mean this dean can be-ean. 13 00:00:44,702 --> 00:00:47,162 There's one. Go! 14 00:00:47,162 --> 00:00:48,830 After them. Go, go, go! 15 00:00:52,501 --> 00:00:54,378 Wait, did you say "bean"? 16 00:01:11,103 --> 00:01:13,939 Guys. Guys! 17 00:01:13,939 --> 00:01:15,649 City College is trying to destroy Greendale. 18 00:01:15,649 --> 00:01:17,150 And they're an unstoppable juggle knob. 19 00:01:17,150 --> 00:01:18,527 "Juggernaut." Juggernaut. 20 00:01:18,527 --> 00:01:20,738 Which means, if we're gonna fight them, 21 00:01:20,738 --> 00:01:23,198 we have to form a school-wide alliance of rebels. 22 00:01:23,198 --> 00:01:25,284 It seems we've left the Western motif 23 00:01:25,284 --> 00:01:26,868 and are entering more of a Star Wars scenario. 24 00:01:26,868 --> 00:01:29,246 I wish it happened sooner too. 25 00:01:29,246 --> 00:01:30,956 If we surrender our individuality 26 00:01:30,956 --> 00:01:33,751 to form a faceless regime, how are we better? 27 00:01:33,751 --> 00:01:35,502 You're the worst. 28 00:01:35,502 --> 00:01:37,003 Okay, she is just saying that to fit in. 29 00:01:37,003 --> 00:01:39,005 The floor recognizes Magnitude. 30 00:01:39,005 --> 00:01:40,758 First off: Pop, pop! 31 00:01:42,008 --> 00:01:43,510 I love it. 32 00:01:43,510 --> 00:01:45,011 Second, Magnitude's a one-man party. 33 00:01:45,011 --> 00:01:46,930 A one-man party can't be in an alliance. 34 00:01:46,930 --> 00:01:48,307 That's a paradox. 35 00:01:48,307 --> 00:01:49,849 I agree to disagree. 36 00:01:49,849 --> 00:01:51,644 Easy, Paradox, we're on the same side. 37 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,353 Hasn't the other side already won? 38 00:01:53,353 --> 00:01:55,689 Their goal was to make us trash the school. 39 00:01:55,689 --> 00:01:56,898 We trashed it. 40 00:01:56,898 --> 00:01:58,567 We still might hit them where it hurts. 41 00:01:58,567 --> 00:02:00,068 Their balls? No. 42 00:02:00,068 --> 00:02:02,488 Just below their balls? Their wallet, Leonard. 43 00:02:02,488 --> 00:02:04,698 I think it's called a "taint." 44 00:02:04,698 --> 00:02:06,533 Why do you think they sent in a ringer to win? 45 00:02:06,533 --> 00:02:08,076 It must be because 46 00:02:08,076 --> 00:02:10,621 we're entitled to the prize they promised: 47 00:02:10,621 --> 00:02:11,955 a hundred G's. 48 00:02:11,955 --> 00:02:13,499 Ooh, I could use that money. 49 00:02:13,499 --> 00:02:15,584 This is why we have to agree, right now, 50 00:02:15,584 --> 00:02:18,545 that whoever wins, we give the money to Greendale. 51 00:02:18,545 --> 00:02:20,088 No! What? 52 00:02:20,088 --> 00:02:21,923 To repair the damage and save our school. 53 00:02:21,923 --> 00:02:23,300 Abed, tell them. Whatever, pal. 54 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:24,593 I ain't in it for your revolution. 55 00:02:24,593 --> 00:02:26,219 I'm in it for me. 56 00:02:26,219 --> 00:02:27,845 Wait, Abed, this was your idea. 57 00:02:27,845 --> 00:02:29,515 But I'm calling dibs on the Han Solo role 58 00:02:29,515 --> 00:02:31,475 before Jeff slouches into it. 59 00:02:31,475 --> 00:02:33,851 Star-Burns, I need that vest. Pfft. Oh, yeah, right. 60 00:02:33,851 --> 00:02:35,813 Give me the vest, laser breath, 61 00:02:35,813 --> 00:02:37,690 before our conversation gets nasty. 62 00:02:40,025 --> 00:02:41,401 Question. 63 00:02:41,401 --> 00:02:43,069 How long is the game gonna last? 64 00:02:43,069 --> 00:02:44,363 Andre's home with the baby… 65 00:02:44,363 --> 00:02:46,740 Shirley, forget your newborn child 66 00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:48,283 and think about the people that need you. 67 00:02:48,283 --> 00:02:50,160 I can't afford to lose a single soldier. 68 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,162 What? Oh, now you're the leader? 69 00:02:52,162 --> 00:02:53,706 I don't see you stepping up. 70 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:55,749 I don't step up to being leader, Troy. 71 00:02:55,749 --> 00:02:58,001 I reluctantly accept it when it's thrust upon me. 72 00:02:58,001 --> 00:03:00,671 Oh, Jeff. You're an idiot. 73 00:03:00,671 --> 00:03:02,964 Oh, my God. What is that? 74 00:03:14,934 --> 00:03:16,395 Oh, my God, is he okay? 75 00:03:17,896 --> 00:03:20,106 Magnitude! Pop… 76 00:03:20,106 --> 00:03:24,027 Po… P… "Pop…?" Pop what? Pop what? 77 00:03:24,027 --> 00:03:27,447 What is he trying to say? Pop what, Magnitude? 78 00:03:27,447 --> 00:03:29,825 You sons of bitches. 79 00:03:29,825 --> 00:03:31,618 Can you hear me? Who is this? 80 00:03:31,618 --> 00:03:36,081 Oh, that's Jeff Winger. You are in trouble now. 81 00:03:36,081 --> 00:03:38,625 Jeffrey, it's your friend, the dean. I'm safe. 82 00:03:38,625 --> 00:03:40,544 Sit down. 83 00:03:40,544 --> 00:03:42,379 I can hear you, Mr. Winger. 84 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:45,465 This is City College's Dean Spreck. 85 00:03:45,465 --> 00:03:46,966 Hey, Spreck, you cheat. 86 00:03:46,966 --> 00:03:49,261 You can't spray people with paint by remote. 87 00:03:49,261 --> 00:03:51,096 And you can't have City College students 88 00:03:51,096 --> 00:03:52,723 in a Greendale game. 89 00:03:52,723 --> 00:03:55,183 My men have been registered at Greendale for weeks. 90 00:03:55,183 --> 00:03:57,394 As for rules, they're clearly defined 91 00:03:57,394 --> 00:03:58,729 in your school's agreement 92 00:03:58,729 --> 00:04:00,773 with my fake ice-cream company. 93 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:02,941 If you get paint on you, you're out. 94 00:04:02,941 --> 00:04:05,110 I'm glad to see there's paperwork, 95 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:08,822 because we are going to win, and you are gonna pay. 96 00:04:08,822 --> 00:04:12,284 Yay! Go, Jeff Winger's study group. 97 00:04:12,284 --> 00:04:14,745 Those guys are ballers, yo. 98 00:04:14,745 --> 00:04:17,873 I hope you like getting balled. 99 00:04:17,873 --> 00:04:20,292 Sir, this guy tried to charge us three paintballs 100 00:04:20,292 --> 00:04:22,210 to use the bathroom. 101 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:25,756 We were gonna shoot him, but tell him what you told us. 102 00:04:25,756 --> 00:04:28,550 Don't shoot me. Great. Now shoot him. 103 00:04:28,550 --> 00:04:30,302 Sure, shoot me. 104 00:04:30,302 --> 00:04:33,806 You'd certainly be doing Jeff Winger a big favor. 105 00:04:35,390 --> 00:04:38,477 Greendale Human Beings, it is now clear 106 00:04:38,477 --> 00:04:40,729 that we have no choice but to team up 107 00:04:40,729 --> 00:04:42,355 and defeat City College. 108 00:04:42,355 --> 00:04:44,107 I also have no choice 109 00:04:44,107 --> 00:04:45,484 but to accept the role thrust upon me. 110 00:04:45,484 --> 00:04:47,235 And what role would that be? 111 00:04:47,235 --> 00:04:48,862 No time to squabble, Troy. 112 00:04:48,862 --> 00:04:50,447 "For Greendale," on three. 113 00:04:50,447 --> 00:04:51,990 One, two… 114 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:54,743 Jeff, every second counts. "For Greendale," on two. 115 00:04:54,743 --> 00:04:56,787 One… Guys. 116 00:04:56,787 --> 00:05:00,248 For Greendale! For Greendale! 117 00:05:03,669 --> 00:05:05,838 Greendale students, 118 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:07,422 I understand you've unified 119 00:05:07,422 --> 00:05:10,091 and intend to draw this game out. 120 00:05:10,091 --> 00:05:14,847 Well, if it's a war you want, it's a war you will lose. 121 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:18,141 City College is stronger, faster. 122 00:05:18,141 --> 00:05:21,603 Our sperm counts are higher, even in our women. 123 00:05:21,603 --> 00:05:24,773 Resistance is as pointless as your degrees. 124 00:05:24,773 --> 00:05:30,320 Honestly, ask yourself, what does "Liberal Arts" even mean? 125 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,865 "Welcome to Greendale. You're already accepted." 126 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:34,616 Ha. Losers. 127 00:05:34,616 --> 00:05:35,951 What the hell? 128 00:05:37,285 --> 00:05:40,455 Welcome to Greendale. You're already dead. 129 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:48,964 Jackpot. Shirley, you keep watch while we get these. 130 00:05:51,967 --> 00:05:54,887 Here, help me with this. Sure thing, your worship. 131 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:56,889 Abed. Stop trying to be Han Solo, 132 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:59,265 it's making me embarrassed for you. 133 00:05:59,265 --> 00:06:01,058 Come on, admit it, you like it. 134 00:06:01,058 --> 00:06:03,395 I like having conversations with adults. 135 00:06:03,395 --> 00:06:05,605 Playing Star Wars is worn out and immature. 136 00:06:05,605 --> 00:06:07,524 You like me because I'm immature. 137 00:06:09,275 --> 00:06:11,236 There's not enough immaturity in your life. 138 00:06:12,529 --> 00:06:14,656 I hope I don't get shot waiting out here. 139 00:06:14,656 --> 00:06:16,616 I'd hate to go home to my babies. 140 00:06:19,745 --> 00:06:21,287 Reconnaissance indicates the key 141 00:06:21,287 --> 00:06:23,122 to City College's strategy is 142 00:06:23,122 --> 00:06:25,792 the Gatling gun inside the ice-cream truck, 143 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:28,795 which we'll charge en masse, overwhelming their defenses, 144 00:06:28,795 --> 00:06:30,881 and taking that gun for ourselves. 145 00:06:30,881 --> 00:06:32,758 Well, that's not how I would proceed. 146 00:06:32,758 --> 00:06:35,176 Happen to have a better plan? I do happen, Jeff. 147 00:06:35,176 --> 00:06:37,888 I happen very much. 148 00:06:37,888 --> 00:06:41,140 We use sneak attacks to draw their patrols to the library, 149 00:06:41,140 --> 00:06:42,976 where one of us will pull the fire alarm, 150 00:06:42,976 --> 00:06:44,644 activating the sprinklers, 151 00:06:44,644 --> 00:06:46,688 which I will have rigged, 152 00:06:46,688 --> 00:06:49,399 to shower everything in the building with paint. 153 00:06:49,399 --> 00:06:51,026 Paint in sprinklers? 154 00:06:51,026 --> 00:06:53,152 Are we the Little Rascals? I was. 155 00:06:53,152 --> 00:06:56,031 Have you heard your plan? You wanna charge a machine gun. 156 00:07:02,328 --> 00:07:04,330 I've got something to say. 157 00:07:04,330 --> 00:07:08,043 I don't take orders from girls, because they don't talk to me. 158 00:07:08,043 --> 00:07:09,628 Watch it, quasar face. 159 00:07:09,628 --> 00:07:12,171 Annie's a good kid and a better shot. 160 00:07:12,171 --> 00:07:14,591 So listen up or you'll be floating home. 161 00:07:14,591 --> 00:07:15,842 Thank you, Abed. 162 00:07:15,842 --> 00:07:19,763 Sorry…"Han." 163 00:07:19,763 --> 00:07:21,807 Okay, I think we should split the troops in half 164 00:07:21,807 --> 00:07:24,768 and carry out both plans simultaneously. 165 00:07:24,768 --> 00:07:27,646 Troy, your plan will lure people off the ice cream truck, 166 00:07:27,646 --> 00:07:29,689 allowing Jeff's troops to take the stronghold. 167 00:07:30,857 --> 00:07:33,151 You're welcome. You're welcome. 168 00:07:33,151 --> 00:07:35,028 I'm so glad that we didn't shoot you. 169 00:07:35,028 --> 00:07:36,780 Now we have the advantage 170 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:39,658 of knowing that Jeff Winger wants to be a ballerina 171 00:07:39,658 --> 00:07:43,578 and that his Achilles heel is…"wieners." 172 00:07:43,578 --> 00:07:45,538 That's just the tip of the iceberg. 173 00:07:45,538 --> 00:07:46,957 For one more pudding, 174 00:07:46,957 --> 00:07:49,250 I'll tell you why he's jealous of me. 175 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,795 They kicked you out of study group after two years? 176 00:07:51,795 --> 00:07:54,006 Yeah. What took them so long? 177 00:08:00,804 --> 00:08:04,516 Hey, thanks for sticking up for me back there. 178 00:08:04,516 --> 00:08:07,226 This group gets so tangled in each others' feelings. 179 00:08:07,226 --> 00:08:09,395 You're a hero for standing outside of it. 180 00:08:09,395 --> 00:08:12,149 Heroes are great, but I'll take a blaster every time. 181 00:08:12,149 --> 00:08:15,318 Anyway, just wanted to let you know, 182 00:08:15,318 --> 00:08:17,570 I don't think you're immature. 183 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:20,198 I think you're great, 184 00:08:20,198 --> 00:08:24,995 for a no-good, laser-faced, Jabba scoundrel. 185 00:08:24,995 --> 00:08:27,789 You're good, kid. Don't get cocky. 186 00:08:32,836 --> 00:08:34,504 Hey! 187 00:08:34,504 --> 00:08:37,883 Ow! Ow! Damn, my leg. Take cover. 188 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,430 They're right on our tail. 189 00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:46,892 Operation Troy's Awesome Plan is living up to its name. 190 00:08:46,892 --> 00:08:48,601 Good for you. 191 00:08:48,601 --> 00:08:51,188 Looks like they're taking Troy's bait. 192 00:08:51,188 --> 00:08:54,024 Squad B commencing Operation Actual Operation. 193 00:08:54,024 --> 00:08:56,818 Everyone look alive. Leonard, good enough. 194 00:08:56,818 --> 00:09:00,363 Greendale, it's been a pleasure fighting with you. 195 00:09:00,363 --> 00:09:02,699 Some of us won't make it, but there is a place 196 00:09:02,699 --> 00:09:04,325 where we will see each other again, 197 00:09:04,325 --> 00:09:05,911 and that place is Denny's. 198 00:09:05,911 --> 00:09:08,163 Which Denny's? We'll figure it out later. 199 00:09:08,163 --> 00:09:10,289 The one near the 15 exit, I'm banned. 200 00:09:10,289 --> 00:09:13,585 Then I'll see you in hell. Let's kick some taint. 201 00:09:13,585 --> 00:09:15,045 Okay. On my count. 202 00:09:15,045 --> 00:09:17,756 One, two… 203 00:09:17,756 --> 00:09:20,926 Vicki! 204 00:09:35,398 --> 00:09:37,567 Go, go, go. Lock the doors. 205 00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:39,736 Seal the room. 206 00:09:39,736 --> 00:09:42,072 All right, Shirley, you have the most important job, okay? 207 00:09:42,072 --> 00:09:43,448 Yeah, pull the fire alarm. 208 00:09:43,448 --> 00:09:45,742 Can we move this along? I'm missing CSI. 209 00:09:45,742 --> 00:09:47,035 Enemy soldiers are incoming. 210 00:09:47,035 --> 00:09:50,080 Everyone evacuate through the air ve… 211 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,040 Garrett. 212 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,541 I may be stuck in this vent. 213 00:09:53,541 --> 00:09:55,127 It is too early to tell. 214 00:09:59,338 --> 00:10:02,341 They're all over the place! 215 00:10:09,849 --> 00:10:13,853 I think our only choice is to try and shoot our way out. 216 00:10:13,853 --> 00:10:15,063 Right. 217 00:10:15,063 --> 00:10:17,274 Commence Operation Troy's 218 00:10:17,274 --> 00:10:20,110 Awesome Leadership is Never in Doubt. 219 00:10:26,199 --> 00:10:27,784 Ugh! 220 00:10:32,371 --> 00:10:34,791 That's affirmative. 221 00:10:34,791 --> 00:10:38,086 That gun's too powerful. I'm scared. 222 00:10:38,086 --> 00:10:40,880 Hey, Quendra with a "Q-U," 223 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:44,301 they can kill most of us, but as long as nobody gives up, 224 00:10:44,301 --> 00:10:47,637 somebody will make it through. Understand? 225 00:10:47,637 --> 00:10:49,931 Yes. 226 00:10:49,931 --> 00:10:53,559 Charge! 227 00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:55,812 Well, I'm out. We lost. 228 00:10:55,812 --> 00:10:58,940 See you at Denny's? Denny's is for winners. 229 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,483 We've got two Human Beings 230 00:11:00,483 --> 00:11:02,735 trapped outside of the library. 231 00:11:02,735 --> 00:11:05,030 Keep them pinned down. It won't be long now. 232 00:11:16,415 --> 00:11:18,168 Leonard, we're losing. 233 00:11:18,168 --> 00:11:20,377 Britta, I've been in a few real wars, 234 00:11:20,377 --> 00:11:23,256 but this one is actually the most terrifying. 235 00:11:23,256 --> 00:11:25,133 Guys, we're dying out here. 236 00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:26,718 Well, we're dying too. 237 00:11:26,718 --> 00:11:29,762 They've trapped us in a dead end. 238 00:11:29,762 --> 00:11:33,058 Hey, kid. Someone's gotta make it out of here alive. 239 00:11:39,189 --> 00:11:41,941 We're taking fire. We're falling back. 240 00:11:41,941 --> 00:11:44,485 Falling back. Fall back to placement positions. 241 00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:46,738 We're gonna need help. 242 00:11:49,657 --> 00:11:51,576 I had a dream it would end this way. 243 00:11:51,576 --> 00:11:53,703 Take him. 244 00:11:56,581 --> 00:11:59,042 Shirley, nobody's making it out of the library. 245 00:11:59,042 --> 00:12:00,417 Pull the alarm. 246 00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:02,670 Britta, are you alive? 247 00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:04,172 Britta? Britta? 248 00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:09,135 Aw, hell. Someone's gotta win this. 249 00:12:10,553 --> 00:12:11,930 Aw. Alpha 4 eliminated. 250 00:12:16,809 --> 00:12:18,686 I'm out. Me too. 251 00:12:18,686 --> 00:12:21,606 Alpha 17, move in. 252 00:12:22,857 --> 00:12:25,735 Looks like this is it. 253 00:12:25,735 --> 00:12:27,486 Will you be Han Solo after we die? 254 00:12:27,486 --> 00:12:30,782 Afraid not, doll. Once I'm gone, I'm gone. 255 00:12:30,782 --> 00:12:32,449 Oh. 256 00:12:32,449 --> 00:12:34,119 Okay. 257 00:12:39,624 --> 00:12:42,127 Ugh, gotta do everything myself. 258 00:13:10,196 --> 00:13:12,115 We're all dead. All of us. 259 00:13:12,115 --> 00:13:13,366 Paint is raining from the sky. 260 00:13:13,366 --> 00:13:15,034 Everyone in the library is dead. 261 00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:16,786 Damn it. 262 00:13:20,915 --> 00:13:22,334 Kill him. 263 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,585 Yes, sir. 264 00:13:27,297 --> 00:13:31,801 Unh… It's my heart. 265 00:13:31,801 --> 00:13:33,261 Buddy, you okay? 266 00:13:37,682 --> 00:13:40,268 Cool. 267 00:13:42,561 --> 00:13:43,855 Hoo. 268 00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:46,899 Eat paint, you Stormtrooping, 269 00:13:46,899 --> 00:13:50,487 City College knob-gobblers. 270 00:13:50,487 --> 00:13:53,406 Codger down. You're it, kid. 271 00:13:54,532 --> 00:13:56,075 Covering the right flank. 272 00:13:57,243 --> 00:13:59,245 Okay, looks like we got her. 273 00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:14,844 Shirley. 274 00:14:14,844 --> 00:14:16,095 What are we supposed to do? 275 00:14:16,095 --> 00:14:17,889 How about we save this school's ass? 276 00:14:19,265 --> 00:14:20,808 Deal. 277 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,855 Go, go, go. 278 00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:41,413 Hold on. 279 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,206 Hold on! 280 00:14:44,957 --> 00:14:46,918 Yeah! 281 00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:49,087 You'd better watch it. Oh! 282 00:14:51,714 --> 00:14:54,008 That's it. I think that's it. Is that it? 283 00:14:54,008 --> 00:14:56,010 We win. We won! 284 00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:58,763 Oh! We win. We win! 285 00:14:58,763 --> 00:15:00,014 Jeffrey. 286 00:15:05,686 --> 00:15:07,188 We win! We win! 287 00:15:07,188 --> 00:15:09,232 What? 288 00:15:09,232 --> 00:15:12,527 All right. Way to shoot. 289 00:15:12,527 --> 00:15:15,071 All right, we did it. Yeah, way to go. 290 00:15:15,071 --> 00:15:16,614 Yes. Who are you? 291 00:15:16,614 --> 00:15:18,575 Your mother's lover. 292 00:15:18,575 --> 00:15:19,951 What? What? 293 00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:21,494 That's low. Oh, man. 294 00:15:21,494 --> 00:15:24,163 I win. 295 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,708 All right! All right! 296 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,627 You owe me a hundred G's. 297 00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:35,383 And you can make the check out to Greendale. 298 00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:43,224 Human Beings! Human Beings! 299 00:15:43,224 --> 00:15:45,935 Human Beings! Human Beings! 300 00:15:45,935 --> 00:15:48,687 Human Beings! Human Beings! 301 00:15:58,197 --> 00:16:01,784 Thank you. Oh, that's very good. 302 00:16:01,784 --> 00:16:03,328 Okay. It's nice. 303 00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:06,372 Final meeting of the semester now in session. 304 00:16:06,372 --> 00:16:07,832 Final order of business, 305 00:16:07,832 --> 00:16:09,584 pick a class we can all take in the fall. 306 00:16:09,584 --> 00:16:11,710 We could just take Anthro 201. 307 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:14,088 Risky. Sequels are almost always disappointing. 308 00:16:14,088 --> 00:16:16,382 Since when are you in favor of playing it safe, Han? 309 00:16:16,382 --> 00:16:18,050 Cool down, Annie. 310 00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:21,179 I was only Han Solo because the context demanded it. 311 00:16:21,179 --> 00:16:22,639 But here. 312 00:16:25,308 --> 00:16:27,226 Oh. Star-Burns. 313 00:16:27,226 --> 00:16:29,020 He uses a crystal instead of deodorant. 314 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,606 Guys, I know exactly what we should do. 315 00:16:31,606 --> 00:16:33,983 We should see what Troy thinks we should do. 316 00:16:35,109 --> 00:16:36,569 He had some good ideas today. 317 00:16:36,569 --> 00:16:37,903 Thanks, man. 318 00:16:40,114 --> 00:16:41,658 Okay. 319 00:16:41,658 --> 00:16:43,409 I've given this a lot of thought, 320 00:16:43,409 --> 00:16:46,787 and I've decided we should sleep on it. 321 00:16:46,787 --> 00:16:49,748 Just came back for my day planner. 322 00:16:49,748 --> 00:16:52,710 Pretend I'm not even here. You guys are great at that. 323 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:54,671 Come on, Pierce. We all know 324 00:16:54,671 --> 00:16:57,715 there is no "day planner." Here it is. 325 00:16:57,715 --> 00:17:00,009 If you'll excuse me, I'm running late 326 00:17:00,009 --> 00:17:02,220 to drink a bottle of wine in my bathing suit. 327 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,971 Pierce, wait. 328 00:17:07,975 --> 00:17:12,438 You know I've been coming to this school for 12 years? 329 00:17:12,438 --> 00:17:14,940 And I've never been friends with anyone here 330 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:17,402 more than a semester. 331 00:17:17,402 --> 00:17:20,446 Probably for the same reason I've been married seven times. 332 00:17:20,446 --> 00:17:23,908 I guess I assume, eventually, I'll be rejected. 333 00:17:23,908 --> 00:17:28,538 So I, you know, test people, push them, 334 00:17:28,538 --> 00:17:29,997 until they prove me right. 335 00:17:29,997 --> 00:17:32,291 It's a sickness. I admit it. 336 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:36,795 But this place has always accepted me, sickness and all. 337 00:17:36,795 --> 00:17:39,382 This place accepted all of you, 338 00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:42,134 sickness and all. It's worth thinking about. 339 00:17:43,511 --> 00:17:45,471 Um, I think we have thought about it, Pierce, 340 00:17:45,471 --> 00:17:47,765 and you're right. 341 00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:53,104 And we were just picking a class we could all be in this fall. 342 00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:54,689 And we'd love for you to join us. 343 00:17:58,526 --> 00:18:01,446 No, thanks. I'm done with you guys. 344 00:18:01,446 --> 00:18:03,197 I like this school, but I'm done with 345 00:18:03,197 --> 00:18:06,117 whatever you call this. Adiós. 346 00:18:08,244 --> 00:18:10,663 He was my ride. I'm going after him. 347 00:18:10,663 --> 00:18:14,875 No, he's just acting out. I've seen this behavior before. 348 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,587 In cats. My cats. 349 00:18:17,587 --> 00:18:21,591 It's true. And now he'll come slinking back 350 00:18:21,591 --> 00:18:28,222 in five, four, three, two… 351 00:18:59,962 --> 00:19:01,964 Then one of the Stormtroopers shot the others, 352 00:19:01,964 --> 00:19:03,215 and it was Pierce. 353 00:19:03,215 --> 00:19:05,968 And we won. We saved Greendale. 354 00:19:05,968 --> 00:19:08,429 You guys had a lot of fun. Yep. 355 00:19:08,429 --> 00:19:10,264 I don't know how we're gonna top it. 356 00:19:10,264 --> 00:19:12,475 Oh, I got a pitch. Why use guns? 357 00:19:12,475 --> 00:19:15,102 Take a hose and spray the whole school with paint. 358 00:19:15,102 --> 00:19:17,021 We kind of did. Been to the library? 359 00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:18,981 I'm working my way there. 360 00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:24,111 Oh, you can just put that anywhere. 361 00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:31,285 Doing anything fun for the summer? 362 00:19:31,285 --> 00:19:34,246 No plans. Cool. 363 00:19:34,246 --> 00:19:35,914 Cool, cool, cool. 364 00:19:35,914 --> 00:19:37,750 It's slippery.