1 00:00:03,991 --> 00:00:05,742 Ready for the Bus Driver, Winger? 2 00:00:05,742 --> 00:00:07,535 Know why they call me Bus Driver? 3 00:00:07,535 --> 00:00:08,870 You've been traveling? 4 00:00:08,870 --> 00:00:11,873 your butt to school. Because I'm taking 5 00:00:13,416 --> 00:00:15,169 Heh, heh. Nice. 6 00:00:15,169 --> 00:00:17,879 No, game's to 15. Cool, I'm up. 7 00:00:17,879 --> 00:00:19,631 Since you scored 11. Since when? 8 00:00:19,631 --> 00:00:22,509 Sorry, Abed, I have to finish kicking Troy's butt. 9 00:00:22,509 --> 00:00:24,343 All that angry talk about butts. 10 00:00:24,343 --> 00:00:27,014 Kick your butt, stomp your butt, punch your butt. 11 00:00:27,014 --> 00:00:28,389 Do they say "punch your butt"? 12 00:00:28,389 --> 00:00:30,475 hatred of each other's butts. Point is, 13 00:00:30,475 --> 00:00:32,435 so they can seek out Men play sports 14 00:00:32,435 --> 00:00:34,271 their own sensitivity. and destroy 15 00:00:34,271 --> 00:00:36,731 Oh, I never thought about it that way. Mm-hm. 16 00:00:36,731 --> 00:00:39,276 Think we'll learn that in our women's studies class? 17 00:00:39,276 --> 00:00:41,945 Hell, no. We're gonna find our roots in that class 18 00:00:41,945 --> 00:00:44,114 our gender by theirs. and stop defining 19 00:00:44,114 --> 00:00:45,573 Well, I feel bad saying it, 20 00:00:45,573 --> 00:00:47,659 but it will be nice to get away from the boys 21 00:00:47,659 --> 00:00:49,536 and take a class with just us. Amen. 22 00:00:49,536 --> 00:00:51,830 Or a-women. 23 00:00:51,830 --> 00:00:53,498 Am I right? 24 00:00:53,498 --> 00:00:56,043 for a boob bump, ladies. Bring it in 25 00:00:56,043 --> 00:00:58,253 Uh… No? We'll get there. 26 00:00:58,253 --> 00:00:59,921 Hey, guys. 27 00:00:59,921 --> 00:01:02,841 Remember when you played with those remote control cars 28 00:01:02,841 --> 00:01:04,676 you were real cool? and you thought 29 00:01:04,676 --> 00:01:06,970 Well, it turns out you're not. 30 00:01:06,970 --> 00:01:09,973 DraganFlyer, beyotch. 31 00:01:09,973 --> 00:01:13,518 It's got a built-in spy cam. Yep, four propellers. 32 00:01:13,518 --> 00:01:15,478 Range, 100 yards, 33 00:01:15,478 --> 00:01:18,148 your stupid cars' little butts. and it will strangle 34 00:01:18,148 --> 00:01:20,150 Pierce, we're in a game. Yeah. 35 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:21,985 And we're really not into RC anymore. 36 00:01:21,985 --> 00:01:24,612 But that's a DraganFlyer. What? 37 00:01:28,742 --> 00:01:30,202 Come on, Pierce. 38 00:01:30,202 --> 00:01:32,079 Pierce. I can't control it. 39 00:01:32,079 --> 00:01:34,373 There's a little pilot in there. Whoa! 40 00:01:34,373 --> 00:01:36,124 Stop it. 41 00:01:39,002 --> 00:01:40,419 Knuckle walkers. 42 00:01:41,796 --> 00:01:43,131 Sorry, it was an accident. 43 00:01:43,131 --> 00:01:44,632 So was the Y chromosome, 44 00:01:44,632 --> 00:01:46,801 but you don't see us throwing stuff at it. 45 00:01:50,722 --> 00:01:52,224 Where are you guys going? 46 00:01:52,224 --> 00:01:54,268 Away from your symbolically invasive balls 47 00:01:54,268 --> 00:01:56,853 to a women's studies class. 48 00:01:56,853 --> 00:01:58,146 Which women's class? 49 00:01:58,146 --> 00:02:00,232 Feminist Representations in Media. 50 00:02:00,232 --> 00:02:02,359 I'm in. Abed, we kind of thought 51 00:02:02,359 --> 00:02:04,569 this would be something just for the girls. 52 00:02:04,569 --> 00:02:07,281 Sounds like it. I'd love to learn more about you. 53 00:02:07,281 --> 00:02:10,450 I'll change out of my sport clothes and meet you there. 54 00:02:10,450 --> 00:02:11,993 Um… 55 00:02:26,925 --> 00:02:28,343 Hey, sore loser. 56 00:02:28,343 --> 00:02:31,138 Yeah, proud of it. I want a rematch. 57 00:03:01,709 --> 00:03:05,046 To run out of steam ♪ d Give me the hope 58 00:03:08,133 --> 00:03:12,429 Tied up, dead in a year ♪ d We could be roped up 59 00:03:17,434 --> 00:03:21,604 They all just fade away d d One by one 60 00:03:26,985 --> 00:03:29,321 Hey, guys. I raced here so I could save us four seats. 61 00:03:29,321 --> 00:03:30,613 Pew, pew, pew, pew. 62 00:03:30,613 --> 00:03:34,159 Thanks, Abed, but Annie can't see the board 63 00:03:34,159 --> 00:03:36,203 from this far back. She lost her glasses. 64 00:03:36,203 --> 00:03:37,787 I've never seen you wear glasses. 65 00:03:37,787 --> 00:03:39,956 but I couldn't find them I wear contacts, 66 00:03:39,956 --> 00:03:42,501 without my glasses, which I wear. 67 00:03:42,501 --> 00:03:44,461 Cool, cool, cool. 68 00:03:44,461 --> 00:03:46,338 Are we bad people? 69 00:03:46,338 --> 00:03:49,132 No, I love Abed, but sometimes he can't take a hint. 70 00:03:49,132 --> 00:03:51,551 this is a girl thing. We told him, 71 00:03:51,551 --> 00:03:52,802 Ahem. 72 00:03:52,802 --> 00:03:55,013 we were gonna sit there. Excuse me, 73 00:03:55,013 --> 00:03:58,808 Oh, sorry, we didn't know, but now we're sitting here, so… 74 00:03:58,808 --> 00:04:00,477 That's the problem. 75 00:04:00,477 --> 00:04:02,937 You don't seriously expect us to get up 76 00:04:02,937 --> 00:04:04,689 and change seats for you. 77 00:04:04,689 --> 00:04:06,358 Well, if you're further in back, 78 00:04:06,358 --> 00:04:08,193 less people will see your roots. 79 00:04:08,193 --> 00:04:09,819 Um, excuse me? 80 00:04:09,819 --> 00:04:12,947 your little mustache hairs? Oh, the way you excuse 81 00:04:12,947 --> 00:04:14,782 We're good people, You know what? 82 00:04:14,782 --> 00:04:16,784 so we will find seats elsewhere. 83 00:04:16,784 --> 00:04:18,161 It's called the high road. 84 00:04:18,161 --> 00:04:19,871 I hope it leads to a salon. 85 00:04:24,084 --> 00:04:25,377 You're back. 86 00:04:25,377 --> 00:04:27,337 The leader's name is Meghan. 87 00:04:27,337 --> 00:04:28,963 Why name your daughter Meghan? 88 00:04:28,963 --> 00:04:31,007 for a bitch shortage? Are you stocking up 89 00:04:31,007 --> 00:04:33,301 in her sweater's armpit? The one with the hole 90 00:04:33,301 --> 00:04:36,471 Or whose sleeves are pushing her fat toward her elbows? 91 00:04:36,471 --> 00:04:38,890 No, those are her cronies. 92 00:04:38,890 --> 00:04:40,475 The one with crooked ears and no ankles? 93 00:04:40,475 --> 00:04:43,478 Sorry, I overdescribed again? Ha. Damn. 94 00:04:43,478 --> 00:04:44,771 No, no, Abed. 95 00:04:44,771 --> 00:04:46,647 Describe those girls all you want. 96 00:04:46,647 --> 00:04:48,608 what are you doing for lunch? In fact, 97 00:04:48,608 --> 00:04:51,027 It's Wednesday. Sometimes I eat in Jeff's car. 98 00:04:51,027 --> 00:04:52,612 Don't tell him. 99 00:04:54,489 --> 00:04:56,741 Troy, where are you? 100 00:04:56,741 --> 00:05:00,370 You would go this far to avoid a rematch? 101 00:05:04,374 --> 00:05:07,835 Jeff, what is this thing? 102 00:05:07,835 --> 00:05:09,045 In my line of work? 103 00:05:09,045 --> 00:05:11,381 A multimillion-dollar injury suit. 104 00:05:11,381 --> 00:05:14,092 I thought schools got rid of these things. 105 00:05:14,092 --> 00:05:15,927 I can't believe Greendale allows it. 106 00:05:15,927 --> 00:05:17,804 Greendale doesn't. 107 00:05:17,804 --> 00:05:19,889 That's why it's hidden. 108 00:05:19,889 --> 00:05:21,475 Who else saw you come in? 109 00:05:21,475 --> 00:05:22,892 If we say nobody, 110 00:05:22,892 --> 00:05:25,728 are you going to stab us with your bush scissors? 111 00:05:25,728 --> 00:05:27,355 Of course not. 112 00:05:27,355 --> 00:05:28,815 I'm Joshua. 113 00:05:28,815 --> 00:05:31,776 And this is a place of peace and balance. 114 00:05:31,776 --> 00:05:33,361 A place of nourishment. 115 00:05:33,361 --> 00:05:36,114 A place free from darkness. 116 00:05:36,114 --> 00:05:37,616 Because there's a trampoline? 117 00:05:37,616 --> 00:05:41,161 about being up here, Jeff. There is something cool 118 00:05:41,161 --> 00:05:44,456 I was just jumping, but then… I mean, at first, 119 00:05:44,456 --> 00:05:46,416 you started bouncing. But then, 120 00:05:46,416 --> 00:05:48,042 on the knee of a goddess. Like a baby 121 00:05:48,042 --> 00:05:50,253 Yes. Yes. 122 00:05:50,253 --> 00:05:52,297 Jeff, get on. 123 00:05:52,297 --> 00:05:54,549 Oh, one at a time, please. 124 00:05:54,549 --> 00:05:57,010 to two simple principles. I must ask you to adhere 125 00:05:57,010 --> 00:06:01,640 First, for this place to survive it must stay secret. 126 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:05,852 no double bouncies. Second, 127 00:06:10,273 --> 00:06:12,567 Feet, shoulder width apart. 128 00:06:12,567 --> 00:06:13,860 Knees bent. 129 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:15,654 Just breathe. 130 00:06:15,654 --> 00:06:17,280 At the apex of each bounce, 131 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,407 there's a moment outside of time, 132 00:06:19,407 --> 00:06:23,077 outside of everything. outside of words, 133 00:06:23,077 --> 00:06:24,412 A perfect moment. 134 00:06:24,412 --> 00:06:27,207 A silent moment. 135 00:06:33,004 --> 00:06:35,423 the world's whisper. I call it 136 00:06:35,423 --> 00:06:38,468 Wow. You're right. 137 00:06:38,468 --> 00:06:40,803 And I don't mind admitting you're right. 138 00:06:40,803 --> 00:06:43,097 Which is weird. 139 00:06:43,097 --> 00:06:45,600 Thirty seconds on this thing and I already feel… 140 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,437 Jeff, you've been up there for an hour. 141 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:57,487 Yes. 142 00:07:01,616 --> 00:07:03,993 Okay, Abed, girl in the pink. Go. 143 00:07:03,993 --> 00:07:06,496 over her head like a canopy. Her forehead hangs 144 00:07:06,496 --> 00:07:09,165 Missed a belt loop. Her stomach spills over her shorts. 145 00:07:09,165 --> 00:07:12,460 The brutality. Target destroyed. 146 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:14,087 It's called a muffin top, Abed. 147 00:07:14,087 --> 00:07:16,047 Like a muffin. Clever. 148 00:07:16,047 --> 00:07:18,258 to focus on imperfections. You said it's rude 149 00:07:18,258 --> 00:07:20,009 This is the stuff I filter, right? 150 00:07:20,009 --> 00:07:22,470 kind of a guilty pleasure Absolutely. It's just 151 00:07:22,470 --> 00:07:24,222 about certain girls. to hear it 152 00:07:24,222 --> 00:07:27,392 Like Meghan and her friends, because they're bitches. 153 00:07:27,392 --> 00:07:30,270 Oh, hoo-hoo. That's nice. Who needs a soda? 154 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:33,022 I'll get it. I'm making you happy, I wanna keep it going. 155 00:07:33,022 --> 00:07:35,024 Aw. 156 00:07:35,024 --> 00:07:37,110 Okay, I love Abed so much. 157 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:39,028 I know, it's like he's one of the girls. 158 00:07:39,028 --> 00:07:40,530 Uh, guys? 159 00:07:40,530 --> 00:07:41,656 Uh-oh. 160 00:07:43,032 --> 00:07:45,201 Yeah, do you mind not looking at me? 161 00:07:45,201 --> 00:07:48,079 makeup doesn't match your neck? Do you mind that your face 162 00:07:48,079 --> 00:07:50,873 you look like a circus clown. When I squint, 163 00:07:52,459 --> 00:07:54,877 I beg your pardon, geek? Okay, 164 00:07:54,877 --> 00:07:57,338 your peanut-headed ass. I don't even know 165 00:07:57,338 --> 00:08:00,091 We've never met. Like your hair and dandruff shampoo. 166 00:08:00,091 --> 00:08:02,427 Ha, ha, ha. Filet of Meghan. Service for one. 167 00:08:02,427 --> 00:08:05,179 let's get back to the table. Okay, Abed, 168 00:08:05,179 --> 00:08:07,599 go with your skank. Yeah, Abed, 169 00:08:07,599 --> 00:08:09,934 Or keep going, up to you. 170 00:08:09,934 --> 00:08:12,019 Her uneven bra padding? About what? 171 00:08:12,019 --> 00:08:14,773 You look like you're smuggling a lime and a coconut. 172 00:08:14,773 --> 00:08:17,484 Go away, loser. Tell that to the stitching 173 00:08:17,484 --> 00:08:20,528 in your ratty panties. Or wear higher jeans on laundry day. 174 00:08:20,528 --> 00:08:23,448 That diss made me snarf, yo. Damn. 175 00:08:23,448 --> 00:08:25,241 You know what, you're dead? 176 00:08:25,241 --> 00:08:28,578 You're bow-legged. See you. 177 00:08:28,578 --> 00:08:30,204 Women of Greendale. 178 00:08:30,204 --> 00:08:34,125 declared a Bitch-Free Zone. This cafeteria is hereby 179 00:08:36,461 --> 00:08:38,254 Whoot, whoot, whoot! 180 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,480 I can't tell you how great I feel. 181 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,525 take to the trampoline's ways. I wasn't sure that you would 182 00:08:58,525 --> 00:08:59,776 Some can't. 183 00:08:59,776 --> 00:09:02,111 just natural jumpers. And some are 184 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,283 See you tomorrow, Joshua. We better bounce. 185 00:09:11,954 --> 00:09:13,873 Whoa. 186 00:09:13,873 --> 00:09:17,585 That's Sharice. I had sociology with her last year. 187 00:09:17,585 --> 00:09:19,879 I walk like a dude. She told me 188 00:09:19,879 --> 00:09:22,382 That's awful. Abed, got anything? 189 00:09:22,382 --> 00:09:24,718 I might have something to say about those jeans. 190 00:09:24,718 --> 00:09:26,469 You guys are sure it's not bad? 191 00:09:26,469 --> 00:09:28,888 you're doing it to bad girls. Isn't that bad when 192 00:09:28,888 --> 00:09:31,558 You're really good at it. You're like a machine. 193 00:09:31,558 --> 00:09:34,268 Like RoboCop. Exactly like Rowboat Cop. 194 00:09:34,268 --> 00:09:36,937 Sharice is a bad rowboat. 195 00:09:36,937 --> 00:09:38,773 Sink her. 196 00:09:38,773 --> 00:09:40,692 Affirmative. 197 00:09:48,908 --> 00:09:51,703 You look like a dude in those jeans. 198 00:09:52,995 --> 00:09:55,039 They're bad. Bad. 199 00:10:03,964 --> 00:10:07,635 Hey, you dudes ready to shoot the rock after study group? 200 00:10:07,635 --> 00:10:10,430 your butts' throats. I'm gonna slit 201 00:10:12,181 --> 00:10:15,184 Nice catch, losers. Go get it. 202 00:10:15,184 --> 00:10:18,062 Sorry, Pierce. We're not really into basketball anymore. 203 00:10:18,062 --> 00:10:19,814 What? 204 00:10:19,814 --> 00:10:22,859 Why are you acting like that? What's up with you guys? 205 00:10:22,859 --> 00:10:25,027 Like what? 206 00:10:25,027 --> 00:10:28,197 Ah! Gay boots. Lady boots. Heh, heh, heh. 207 00:10:28,197 --> 00:10:30,283 He's a gay wad. 208 00:10:30,283 --> 00:10:32,118 Those as comfortable as they look? 209 00:10:32,118 --> 00:10:34,328 They're like wearing a pair of dreams. 210 00:10:35,455 --> 00:10:38,332 I'm sure your shoes are fine, though. 211 00:10:38,332 --> 00:10:41,669 You know what? They are. 212 00:10:41,669 --> 00:10:44,464 Something's up with you two. I wanna know what it is. 213 00:10:44,464 --> 00:10:46,048 Are you on weed? 214 00:10:46,048 --> 00:10:48,593 Give me some, I'll smoke you two under the table. 215 00:10:48,593 --> 00:10:50,177 Man, I feel so good. 216 00:10:50,177 --> 00:10:51,888 It's like the campus is a gutter 217 00:10:51,888 --> 00:10:53,473 and we're spraying it clean. 218 00:10:53,473 --> 00:10:55,600 Abed, I need you to come to the bank with me 219 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,685 with a certain something. to have words 220 00:10:57,685 --> 00:11:00,730 We'll take them down. We'll take all these bitches down. 221 00:11:00,730 --> 00:11:03,483 Ladies, are you okay? Take it easy. 222 00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:06,319 Um, did you just tell us what to do? 223 00:11:06,319 --> 00:11:08,613 it's a little rule. Here's the thing, 224 00:11:08,613 --> 00:11:10,364 familiar with it. Maybe you're not 225 00:11:10,364 --> 00:11:12,408 what to do, ever. Nobody tells me 226 00:11:12,408 --> 00:11:14,368 Whoa, cowboy. I surrender. 227 00:11:14,368 --> 00:11:15,703 did you hear that? Abed, 228 00:11:15,703 --> 00:11:17,121 Jeff's a bitch too? Yes. 229 00:11:17,121 --> 00:11:18,873 Cool. Hey, Jeff, Take him down. 230 00:11:18,873 --> 00:11:20,207 what's with the boots? 231 00:11:20,207 --> 00:11:22,251 2008 called to tell you that even in 2008, 232 00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:24,002 those were tacky. You go, girl. 233 00:11:24,002 --> 00:11:26,046 Damn. 234 00:11:27,423 --> 00:11:30,176 Why don't we just all take a deep breath 235 00:11:30,176 --> 00:11:32,010 and find some center? 236 00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:33,930 Okay, that is it. 237 00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:35,264 What are you hiding from me? 238 00:11:35,264 --> 00:11:37,141 relaxation secrets. They're keeping 239 00:11:37,141 --> 00:11:40,144 Tell me how to get laid back or I'll kill your families! 240 00:11:40,144 --> 00:11:41,896 Okay, this place is lame. 241 00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,147 Girls. Abed. 242 00:11:43,147 --> 00:11:44,190 Toodles. 243 00:11:46,734 --> 00:11:48,152 I'm watching you two. 244 00:11:48,152 --> 00:11:51,280 Twenty four, 2010. 245 00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:55,326 These balls, on your butts. 246 00:11:58,078 --> 00:12:00,707 Quick bounce before lunch? Absolutely. 247 00:12:00,707 --> 00:12:04,293 Pierce isn't hovering around. Let me just make sure that 248 00:12:06,462 --> 00:12:08,756 Coast is clear. 249 00:12:40,371 --> 00:12:42,749 What did you see, my pretty? 250 00:12:42,749 --> 00:12:44,918 Wait. Back, back. 251 00:12:44,918 --> 00:12:46,460 Freeze it. 252 00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:49,338 Can you blow that up a little? Enhance. 253 00:12:49,338 --> 00:12:50,631 Enhance. 254 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:53,009 Enhance. 255 00:12:53,009 --> 00:12:54,594 Stop. That's it. 256 00:12:54,594 --> 00:12:57,095 Blow it up. 257 00:12:58,264 --> 00:12:59,807 There it is. 258 00:13:01,726 --> 00:13:05,021 you're sitting in our seats. Um, excuse me, girls, 259 00:13:05,021 --> 00:13:06,647 I'm sorry, what did you say? 260 00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:08,524 Oh, I didn't know you were deaf. 261 00:13:08,524 --> 00:13:10,985 I suspected you were blind from the outfit. 262 00:13:12,987 --> 00:13:15,281 Toodles. 263 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:17,742 See you. 264 00:13:19,452 --> 00:13:22,246 Wait, why were you mean to them? Did they insult you? 265 00:13:22,246 --> 00:13:24,958 insulted our retinas. No, but that top 266 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:28,335 Go, girl. 267 00:13:28,335 --> 00:13:32,381 you're doing it to bad girls. Bad isn't that bad when 268 00:13:36,094 --> 00:13:39,013 Annie, when you laugh like that, you snort like a piglet. 269 00:13:39,013 --> 00:13:41,223 Be careful with your skin. Careful, Abed. 270 00:13:41,223 --> 00:13:43,726 your eyes look like buttons. Your face is puffy, 271 00:13:43,726 --> 00:13:45,394 Check that attitude at the door. 272 00:13:45,394 --> 00:13:47,396 Check the door before you go through it. 273 00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:48,689 What? What? 274 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:51,651 talk to us that way. Abed, you cannot 275 00:13:51,651 --> 00:13:54,028 You guys are being bitches. Someone has to. 276 00:13:54,028 --> 00:13:56,697 We were just joking. We're not bitches. 277 00:13:56,697 --> 00:13:58,992 If that makes us bitches, we're all bitches. 278 00:13:58,992 --> 00:14:01,911 Mm-hm. You told him. Mm-hm. Good point, Annie. 279 00:14:01,911 --> 00:14:03,788 You're all bitches. Affirmative. 280 00:14:03,788 --> 00:14:06,248 It would look better on a girl. Nice shirt. 281 00:14:06,248 --> 00:14:09,043 with that Band-Aid, it's a zit. You're not fooling us 282 00:14:09,043 --> 00:14:10,837 You're all bitches. Triple bitches. 283 00:14:10,837 --> 00:14:12,755 Bitch, bitch, bitch. Hey, bitch. 284 00:14:12,755 --> 00:14:15,215 I'm a bitch. You're a bitch. Bitch. You're a bitch. 285 00:14:22,098 --> 00:14:23,182 Pierce. 286 00:14:23,975 --> 00:14:25,225 Ha, ha. 287 00:14:25,977 --> 00:14:27,311 How did you find us? 288 00:14:27,311 --> 00:14:29,063 DraganFlyer, beyotch. 289 00:14:29,063 --> 00:14:30,773 So this is the big secret, huh? 290 00:14:30,773 --> 00:14:33,901 You two sneak out here and hang out on the big gay trampoline. 291 00:14:33,901 --> 00:14:35,528 Lower your voice, Pierce. 292 00:14:35,528 --> 00:14:37,363 This is our place of peace. 293 00:14:37,363 --> 00:14:40,741 Yes, and now it's mine too. 294 00:14:41,868 --> 00:14:43,744 Mine. 295 00:14:48,124 --> 00:14:50,751 This is great. 296 00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:53,295 I wanna go higher. 297 00:14:53,295 --> 00:14:56,841 you're doing it all wrong. Please, 298 00:14:56,841 --> 00:14:58,134 I wanna go higher. 299 00:14:58,134 --> 00:14:59,927 and double bounce me. Get up here 300 00:14:59,927 --> 00:15:01,637 That's not how we do things here. 301 00:15:01,637 --> 00:15:03,472 and double bounce me Get up here 302 00:15:03,472 --> 00:15:05,850 or I'll tell everybody about this place. 303 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:07,727 Come on. 304 00:15:07,727 --> 00:15:10,980 God as my witness, I will tweet it. 305 00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,944 Unh! Double bounce me! 306 00:15:16,944 --> 00:15:19,363 Why are you doing this? 307 00:15:19,363 --> 00:15:21,074 Double bounce me. Do it! 308 00:15:21,074 --> 00:15:22,282 Pierce, that's enough. 309 00:15:22,282 --> 00:15:25,536 I hate you. I hate you. 310 00:15:25,536 --> 00:15:27,580 Double bounce me! 311 00:15:29,832 --> 00:15:31,500 Father. 312 00:15:35,254 --> 00:15:37,339 My legs. Ow! 313 00:15:37,339 --> 00:15:39,550 Oh, my legs! 314 00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:41,094 Illegal trampoline! 315 00:15:41,094 --> 00:15:44,263 trampoline back there! They have an illegal 316 00:15:46,599 --> 00:15:48,893 Nice try, Michael Penn. Black jeans? 317 00:15:48,893 --> 00:15:50,561 Bangs aren't covering anything. 318 00:15:50,561 --> 00:15:52,980 Pegged jeans. Sweater balls. Crow's feet. 319 00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:55,357 Back hair into neck hair into regular hair? 320 00:15:55,357 --> 00:15:58,694 Look it up because you have it. You are just mean. 321 00:16:02,364 --> 00:16:05,743 how to be a juice box? Nice. Who taught you 322 00:16:16,045 --> 00:16:18,172 I come in peace. Don't worry, 323 00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:19,966 And whatever shampoo you're using 324 00:16:19,966 --> 00:16:21,592 seems to be doing the trick. 325 00:16:21,592 --> 00:16:24,470 To restore the natural order. What do you want? 326 00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:26,097 What are these? 327 00:16:26,097 --> 00:16:27,598 Destruct codes. 328 00:16:33,938 --> 00:16:36,356 Get the blow torch over here. 329 00:16:36,356 --> 00:16:38,985 a little excessive. Well, that seems 330 00:16:40,069 --> 00:16:42,280 Joshua. 331 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,240 We've been looking for you all over. 332 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,365 Where are you going? 333 00:16:45,365 --> 00:16:47,201 I got fired. I'm leaving. 334 00:16:47,201 --> 00:16:49,745 we are so sorry. Joshua, 335 00:16:49,745 --> 00:16:52,957 Don't apologize. It's my fault. 336 00:16:52,957 --> 00:16:55,626 for trusting some Black guy. Guess that's what I get 337 00:16:57,211 --> 00:16:59,463 When you found the trampoline, What? 338 00:16:59,463 --> 00:17:01,299 I thought the only way to protect it 339 00:17:01,299 --> 00:17:02,633 was to let you use it. 340 00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:05,178 Guess it goes to prove what I already knew: 341 00:17:05,178 --> 00:17:07,471 Non-whites ruin everything. 342 00:17:09,932 --> 00:17:12,143 Oh, my God. 343 00:17:12,143 --> 00:17:13,894 Joshua was racist? 344 00:17:13,894 --> 00:17:16,189 That came out of nowhere. 345 00:17:17,773 --> 00:17:20,151 Did it? 346 00:17:20,151 --> 00:17:23,196 A place free from darkness. 347 00:17:23,196 --> 00:17:26,782 And some are just natural jumpers. 348 00:17:26,782 --> 00:17:28,575 It's going to be a maze. 349 00:17:31,204 --> 00:17:33,372 Maybe I just didn't wanna believe it. 350 00:17:34,581 --> 00:17:36,959 the lesson here. Maybe that's 351 00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:40,921 Purity that demands exclusion isn't real purity. 352 00:17:42,422 --> 00:17:43,883 Maybe paradise is a lie. 353 00:17:43,883 --> 00:17:45,968 Not exactly. 354 00:17:46,969 --> 00:17:49,222 Paradise exists. 355 00:17:49,222 --> 00:17:50,514 Right here. 356 00:17:50,514 --> 00:17:53,475 For once, he's actually right. 357 00:17:54,727 --> 00:17:56,478 Let me buy you some ice cream. 358 00:17:56,478 --> 00:17:59,773 My white guilt is doing somersaults. 359 00:17:59,773 --> 00:18:01,567 Worth it. 360 00:18:10,951 --> 00:18:12,953 Paradise. 361 00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:15,206 Hey, horse-neck. 362 00:18:16,249 --> 00:18:18,251 So, what's with the clothes? 363 00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:21,628 I mean, you look like a toddler who got dressed in the dark. 364 00:18:21,628 --> 00:18:25,132 Snap, here it comes, y'all. Ha, ha. 365 00:18:25,132 --> 00:18:26,800 Look at your face. 366 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,510 It's like your mom was a lizard 367 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:30,429 who got raped by a Muppet. 368 00:18:31,972 --> 00:18:35,684 That burn was brought to you by the letter S, as in snap. 369 00:18:35,684 --> 00:18:39,272 Too hurt to respond? What? 370 00:18:39,272 --> 00:18:42,775 You don't have feelings. Oh, that's right. 371 00:18:42,775 --> 00:18:45,403 feel ashamed of ourselves, The rest of us 372 00:18:45,403 --> 00:18:48,488 to make ourselves feel better. so we act like bitches 373 00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:50,032 But you did it to fit in. 374 00:18:50,032 --> 00:18:54,078 And no matter how hard you try, you never will. 375 00:18:55,579 --> 00:19:00,126 Snap, snap, snap! Give it up! 376 00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:09,218 Thank you. 377 00:19:09,218 --> 00:19:12,221 Snap! Snap! Snap! 378 00:19:12,221 --> 00:19:14,140 Abed, are you okay? 379 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:15,474 That was so cruel. 380 00:19:15,474 --> 00:19:16,809 I deserved it. 381 00:19:16,809 --> 00:19:18,311 been mean to anybody. I should've never 382 00:19:18,311 --> 00:19:19,686 Least of all you guys. 383 00:19:19,686 --> 00:19:21,480 I tried to fit in, I took it too far. 384 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,442 the kind of women that we hate, We took it too far. We became 385 00:19:24,442 --> 00:19:26,152 and we turned you into a monster. 386 00:19:26,152 --> 00:19:27,653 The kind of monster 387 00:19:27,653 --> 00:19:29,989 statements about weight. that makes outlandish 388 00:19:29,989 --> 00:19:32,699 even when they're not true. Those kind of things hurt, 389 00:19:32,699 --> 00:19:34,576 we were insecure. And all because 390 00:19:34,576 --> 00:19:37,371 Everyone is. Even Tom Cruise knows he's short and nuts. 391 00:19:37,371 --> 00:19:39,123 We're at the mercy of each other. 392 00:19:39,123 --> 00:19:41,834 That's why there has to be forgiveness on both sides. 393 00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:44,337 Oh, Abed. 394 00:19:44,337 --> 00:19:46,380 What happened to Pierce? Goodness. 395 00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:47,756 Long story. 396 00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:49,133 Men. 397 00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:50,259 Yeah. 398 00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:54,721 Pierce, will you knock it off? 399 00:19:54,721 --> 00:19:57,557 I'm not controlling it, I told you, 400 00:19:57,557 --> 00:19:59,477 there's a little man inside. 401 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:02,938 Pierce. Hi. 402 00:20:02,938 --> 00:20:05,441 to let you know, Pierce, Listen, I wanted 403 00:20:05,441 --> 00:20:09,611 the recommended daily dosage. it's okay to exceed 404 00:20:09,611 --> 00:20:13,449 And don't let anybody tell you different! 405 00:20:15,742 --> 00:20:20,164 of making sure he doesn't OD? Who's going to be in charge 406 00:20:20,164 --> 00:20:23,209 When did we start doing that? What? 407 00:20:24,877 --> 00:20:26,045 Three, two, one. 408 00:20:28,255 --> 00:20:30,966 And we're back with Greendale's resident animal expert, 409 00:20:30,966 --> 00:20:33,052 My name is Alex. Star-Burns. 410 00:20:33,052 --> 00:20:35,721 with his pet turtle, Shelly. Star-Burns joins us 411 00:20:35,721 --> 00:20:38,557 can eat over five mice a day. Now, I understand Shelly 412 00:20:38,557 --> 00:20:41,352 Turtles don't eat mice. That's impressive. 413 00:20:41,352 --> 00:20:42,769 What do they eat? 414 00:20:42,769 --> 00:20:44,021 I don't know. 415 00:20:44,021 --> 00:20:45,564 Pellets? I have no idea. 416 00:20:45,564 --> 00:20:47,483 That's not good. That's disappointing. 417 00:20:47,483 --> 00:20:50,528 What is going on? I was studying for my econ midterm. 418 00:20:50,528 --> 00:20:52,571 You guys walk in, hand me this turtle 419 00:20:52,571 --> 00:20:55,115 and tell me to smile for the folks at home. 420 00:20:55,115 --> 00:20:58,744 What folks at home? 421 00:20:58,744 --> 00:21:00,162 Star-Burns. Oh. 422 00:21:00,162 --> 00:21:02,373 These things give you salmonella, you know. 423 00:21:02,373 --> 00:21:04,833 with a check on the weather. Let's go to Garrett 424 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:07,753 It's still sunny.