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hobgoblins, Draculas,
A time of vampires,

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boogens and headless mice.

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I'm George Takei.

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Let's just get to it.
You know what?

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PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[ABBA'S "WATERLOO"

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How is it?

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Pretty good taco meat.

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scored this sweet spread.
I wonder how the dean

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never reveals her caterer.
Ah-ah-ah. Chef Gaga

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my pa- pa- pa- poker face.
And don't try reading

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from an Army surplus store.
It's military rations

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your poker face,
I didn't read

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you left the containers
in the garbage.

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you guys have fun.
Oh, well, um,

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take out the garbage.
I'm gonna go

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adjust your iTunes setting.
You may also want to

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When it's not playing

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ABBA's greatest hits,
an endless loop of

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your personal voice memos.
it's playing what may be

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What?

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Note to self: Get oil changed.

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Check Netflix
for that movie

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where Greg Kinnear
plays a ghost.

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No, an angel.

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And something called
Human Centi…

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PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[ABBA'S "WATERLOO"

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David Beckham.
Dragon turtle?

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T-Rex.

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much effort you put
Man, I wonder how

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accidentally handsome
into being

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for a costume every year.

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Half the effort
you'll be putting

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into eating and drinking.

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Let me help you,
dragon turtle.

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Guys, Shirley's costume

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unwittingly ambiguous.
is once again

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what she's supposed to be,
I don't know

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she's not Miss Piggy.
but I do know

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she is not Miss Piggy.
I repeat,

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You're on your own.

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Guess who I am.
Hello.

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Umm. Can't you just say?

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No.

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Pierce, are you okay?

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Huh? What?

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any more sweaty and puffy,
Whoa. Hey, if you get

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new levels of authenticity.
your costume's gonna reach

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Oh, I don't understand.
Shut up.

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the impression of him we do.
He's acting like

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"What?"
"Where am I?"

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"Where's the Black boy
in the uniform?"

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Get away from me!
Leave me alone.

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you think it's funny.
Oh, man, just when

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You know something?
Pierce?

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Okay, okay. Okay.

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my friend is really sick.
Excuse me, I think

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I'm not a doctor.

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I'm a doctor.

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Rich, from pottery class.
Annie.

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Oh, hey.

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Oh, hey.

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Wow, this looks serious.

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Let's get him over here.
Okay.

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in very good shape, is he?
Boy, he is just not

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But you look fantastic.

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Oh, thank you.

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Look at you, with your hood.

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Right, between…

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Oh, my God.

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What is it?

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Get away from those hotties.

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You're safe now.

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If that thing comes back,

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of your phone numbers.
I need one or both

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Yeah, right.

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MACHINERY WHIRRING]
[IMITATES ROBOTIC

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I don't get it.

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How do you do it?

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Well, I'm wearing
a $6,000 suit,

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making cardboard robot armor.
and you spent three days

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Saying they feel sorry for you?

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I'm saying I remind girls

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less of taking their little
brothers to Comic-Con.

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More?
Rich.

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Put her with the others.

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Hundred and two.
This may be food poisoning.

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Rich, what did I tell you?

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To rule out food poisoning.
Yes.

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But also not to say
the words out loud.

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my plank, huh? Hey.
Who wants to walk

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Okay, I'm ruling out
food poisoning.

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To run out of steam ♪
d Give me the hope

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It can be here ♪
d Somebody said

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Tied up, dead in a year ♪
d We could be roped up

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They all just fade away d
d One by one

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PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[ABBA'S "S.O.S"

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Guess who I am.

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Michelle Kwan?
Wrong.

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Kristi Yamaguchi?
Peggy Fleming.

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Just been proven racist
by the racist prover.

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Hey, guess who I am.

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Drink.

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Have you noticed a weird vibe
taking hold of this party?

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every fifth person
It's like

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seriously hard-core.
is on something

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Yeah, I wonder
who's holding

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the key to your riddle.

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Hey.
Hey.

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I'm trying something new.
Where's your costume?

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But our costumes
go together.

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And if you're not in yours,

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I'm a guy in a spandex suit
and a helmet.

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Well, I'm a sexy Dracula.
You mean vampire.

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I don't need to know
which Dracula I am

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to be a Dracula.

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Nerd.

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are progressing even faster
Your symptoms

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than everyone else's.

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How much of that taco meat
did you eat?

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I didn't eat any.
My name is Alex.

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Must have transferred
through Pierce's bite.

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My God, I think you're right.

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quite the little nurse.
Annie, you make

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Thank you, Rich.
You're quite a banana.

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Jeez, why don't you guys
just get a…?

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But the only people getting sick
are the ones eating

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at your surplus store.
what I bought

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the stuff was delicious,
I never said

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but you can't get sick,
it's non-perishable.

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What about the taco meat stuff?

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The classic flavor?
The what?

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The one with the goofy label.
Huh?

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What goofy label?
Here.

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"Classified Phoenix.
What are you…?

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repeat key phrase,
"If found,

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echo, tango, x-ray,
nine, nine, seven."

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Yeah, sounds delicious.

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Anyway, it looks like
taco meat and…

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Hello?

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Greendale Community College?

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Speaking.

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This is Special Operations
Officer McHenry.

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Hi.

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I need you to listen to me
very carefully.

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Okay, one hint.

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I'm a beloved character
from our childhood.

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I can't stop seeing it.

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I know.

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Leonard, behave.
I'm a Christian woman.

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Leonard, you better
back that pumpkin ass up

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or I will make a pie.

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Hey, Jeff. It's me, Rich,
from pottery class.

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Doc Potterywood, remember?

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Rich, bigger fish.

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There's an infection
at the party

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making people act weird
and bite each other.

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We need to coordinate
an evacuation

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unnecessary panic.
without causing

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Leonard's a zombie.
Holy crap,

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Zombie attack!

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Never mind.

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Oh, my God.

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Um. Um!

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I'm sorry.
Open the door!

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a little baby quarantine
I've been told we need

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until the Army gets here.
The Army?

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I know, right?

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They said to wait for six hours.
Stay strong.

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Guys, I hate to be the
"we've got company" guy, but…

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Hey, guess who I am.

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Or don't.

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Head to the back!

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Oh, shoot!

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You punched a lady bee.

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Let go of the door,
you little bitch.

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Welcome.

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Oh, thank God you're all right.
Shirley, door.

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Oh, he did it.

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Okay, did we lose anybody there?
No.

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Is anybody hurt?
No.

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and I know it's a long shot.
Last question,

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Did anybody shut off
the dean's playlist?

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Two percent milk, eggs,

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black light, whole milk…
deodorant, Puppy Chow,

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Cotton swabs.
Okay.

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a waking nightmare.
It's officially

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Add Eat Pray Love soundtrack
to workout mix.

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When are the police coming?

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Help is on the way.
Hello?

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Help is on the way. Help…
Hello?

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Flavor Flav was right.

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It's the end of days.

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It can't be the end of days.
It's not 2012 yet.

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It's not the end of days.

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It's a rabies-related pathogen

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affecting the prefrontal cortex
of the brain,

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causing hyperaggression.

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It could take years
to take over the world.

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One, one and a half.
How many years?

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2012, end of days.

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End of days, end of days.

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Good thinking, Jeff,
vertical fold.

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That jacket is worth more
You making fun of me?

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than the island you were
grown on, Chiquita MD.

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Chiquita MD, I like it.

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This is a good time
to let you know I hate you.

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Shouldn't we be
barricading the room?

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These guys don't seem so…
I don't know.

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I will help you.

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Wait, before you
barricade us in,

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if anyone has been bitten.
I need to ask

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You bit? Huh?
You bit?

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is spread through bites.
This pathogen

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If anyone has been bitten

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ourselves in here with you,
and you allow us to seal

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you're putting us all
in danger.

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All right, go ahead.

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Nice. Okay, I got the middle.

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Barricade.

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just gonna sit here?
Are we really

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Army's gonna be here
in six hours.

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Are they hosting the Oscars?
Why six hours?

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Damn. And the winner
for Best Adapted Oscar Burn:

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Jeff Winger for Oh, Snap:
The Man Who Went There.

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Judging from the temperatures,
They don't have six hours.

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gonna suffer brain damage.
in three hours, they're

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they're gonna be dead.
After that,

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What? We have to do
something for them.

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for the zombies?
Do something

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If we lower the temperature
of the building,

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would it break the fever
and kill the virus?

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It might.

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I know where the thermostat is,
out on the wall.

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rise to the occasion
Troy, we have to

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like Ripley and kick butt.

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I'm not Ripley, Abed.
I'm a cool, sexy Dracula.

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I make love to ladies
and I survive.

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I'm with Troy.

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Guys, those are not zombies.

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Those are our classmates
and they're sick.

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They can make us sick
by biting us.

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The banana said so.
It's true.

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only takes minutes.
The incubation

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then your skin turns red.
You get a stomach ache,

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muscle spasms, high fever.
Followed by cold sweats,

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Then the uncontrollable urge
to bite uninfected flesh.

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Oh, Jesus.

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And I forgot one symptom.

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Slurred speech.

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You got bit!

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I felt like maybe I was special.

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You're not special.
Special?

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I'm special.

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I was bit 10 minutes ago
and I'm f…

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Nobody's special!
Oh, great.

256
00:11:41,706 --> 00:11:44,918
Hey, Rich, just so you know,
I hate you less now.

257
00:11:44,918 --> 00:11:47,962
I hate your normal self.
That's how much

258
00:11:47,962 --> 00:11:50,048
You have to destroy the brain.

259
00:11:57,556 --> 00:11:59,974
Hamster!

260
00:11:59,974 --> 00:12:03,478
Way to go. Run, run!
A hamster!

261
00:12:09,359 --> 00:12:12,153
Head for the stairs!
Look out.

262
00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:16,450
What about Annie?

263
00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:19,744
Don't look back.
Why not? Oh!

264
00:12:19,744 --> 00:12:21,662
Shirley.

265
00:12:21,662 --> 00:12:23,873
Don't look back.

266
00:12:29,129 --> 00:12:30,880
We have to go help them.

267
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:34,426
You can't help them
by getting bit.

268
00:12:34,426 --> 00:12:36,010
It's occupied.

269
00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:37,929
Occupied.

270
00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:41,391
Oh, this is how I die,
as Miss Piggy.

271
00:12:41,391 --> 00:12:44,394
You're Glinda the Good Witch.
You're not Miss Piggy.

272
00:12:45,604 --> 00:12:47,481
You knew?

273
00:12:47,481 --> 00:12:50,942
Just so you know,
I've always loved Peggy Fleming.

274
00:12:51,859 --> 00:12:53,820
Mm-mm.
You're not a racist.

275
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,953
Mm? Mm.

276
00:13:05,165 --> 00:13:06,625
Get in. Get in.

277
00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:13,006
A dark basement.
Oh, cool.

278
00:13:13,006 --> 00:13:14,424
I was just thinking

279
00:13:14,424 --> 00:13:16,843
we should be doing this
in a dark basement.

280
00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:19,137
Troy, why did you
ditch your costume?

281
00:13:19,137 --> 00:13:22,223
Why bring that up now, Abed?
We might die down here.

282
00:13:22,223 --> 00:13:24,351
All the more reason
to get this ironed out.

283
00:13:24,351 --> 00:13:26,811
You called me a nerd.
What defines a nerd?

284
00:13:26,811 --> 00:13:29,189
Committing to a costume
with your best friend,

285
00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:30,607
is that what nerds do?

286
00:13:30,607 --> 00:13:32,484
because I'm not a nerd,
I don't know,

287
00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:34,902
so I'm not taking part
in this conversation.

288
00:13:34,902 --> 00:13:37,197
Shh! Nerds!

289
00:13:37,197 --> 00:13:40,158
Did you hear that?

290
00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:43,620
Jeez!

291
00:13:45,205 --> 00:13:48,249
It was just a cat.
Let's keep moving.

292
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:52,170
Holy crap.

293
00:13:56,007 --> 00:13:57,800
What is up with that cat?

294
00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,595
Let's keep moving.
Is someone throwing it?

295
00:14:00,595 --> 00:14:02,972
Let's not keep moving,

296
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,183
because there is an insane cat
down here.

297
00:14:05,183 --> 00:14:06,685
But what about
the zombies?

298
00:14:06,685 --> 00:14:09,354
Back burner, Troy.
This cat has to be dealt with.

299
00:14:10,605 --> 00:14:12,482
There it is, grab it!
Get him.

300
00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:14,484
Let's go through there.

301
00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:16,777
Door should lead upstairs,
the thermostat…

302
00:14:16,777 --> 00:14:18,572
the thermostat, Abed.
Enough with

303
00:14:18,572 --> 00:14:21,366
This is not "pretend playtime,
save the world" time.

304
00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:22,867
It's quarter past

305
00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:26,037
out of this building" time.
"let's get the hell

306
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,831
There.
There's a window.

307
00:14:28,831 --> 00:14:30,417
If we climb that fence,

308
00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:32,168
we can hoist Troy
against the wall

309
00:14:32,168 --> 00:14:34,795
and then squeeze through it.

310
00:14:34,795 --> 00:14:36,839
I vote we take the door.

311
00:14:36,839 --> 00:14:38,883
He doesn't wanna
dirty his suit.

312
00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:40,301
For real?

313
00:14:40,301 --> 00:14:43,763
Clothes make the man, Troy.
What the…? Hey!

314
00:14:48,935 --> 00:14:51,229
That's my jacket.

315
00:14:51,229 --> 00:14:53,607
My jacket, you're stretching it.

316
00:14:53,607 --> 00:14:56,443
You're stretching it!

317
00:14:57,694 --> 00:15:01,448
Go back, go back, go back.

318
00:15:10,582 --> 00:15:13,334
Don't stop. Keep going.

319
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:18,089
Now drop down, drop down.
Move, move!

320
00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:19,758
To the gate, to the gate.

321
00:15:29,643 --> 00:15:31,894
I'm not going without you.
Go.

322
00:15:31,894 --> 00:15:33,938
Troy, make me proud.

323
00:15:33,938 --> 00:15:36,816
Be the first Black man
to make it to the end.

324
00:15:38,652 --> 00:15:40,612
Go, go, go, go, go.

325
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:43,323
Abed.

326
00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:47,160
I love you.

327
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,828
I know.

328
00:15:50,497 --> 00:15:53,082
No!
Don't make a mess.

329
00:16:04,177 --> 00:16:08,097
Ah! Okay. Troy, be honest.
Are you a zombie?

330
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,224
Give me the keys.
I will mace you.

331
00:16:10,224 --> 00:16:12,769
People are gonna get brain
damage if someone doesn't help.

332
00:16:12,769 --> 00:16:15,647
Troy, there is something
called chain of command,

333
00:16:15,647 --> 00:16:17,315
so unfortunately…

334
00:16:18,983 --> 00:16:20,318
No.

335
00:16:20,318 --> 00:16:21,736
Are you crazy?

336
00:16:21,736 --> 00:16:25,198
How are you gonna
survive those zombies?

337
00:16:25,198 --> 00:16:26,907
I'm gonna be a nerd.

338
00:16:28,409 --> 00:16:30,203
Better have a plan B.

339
00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:32,997
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[ABBA'S "MAMMA MIA"

340
00:16:34,915 --> 00:16:37,418
MACHINERY WHIRRING]
[IMITATES ROBOTIC

341
00:16:39,587 --> 00:16:41,422
That's right.

342
00:16:41,422 --> 00:16:45,092
the power of imagination.
Prepare to meet

343
00:16:48,304 --> 00:16:50,807
I thought this would work.
Okay, I don't know why

344
00:16:50,807 --> 00:16:54,853
Hey, get off me! Get off.
You're so strong.

345
00:16:54,853 --> 00:16:58,732
God, I hate this! Get off.
Stop using your mouth.

346
00:17:01,025 --> 00:17:02,652
Hello, zombie Annie.

347
00:17:02,652 --> 00:17:05,613
What big fists you have,
in your face.

348
00:17:09,283 --> 00:17:11,118
Beam this up, Scotty.

349
00:17:11,118 --> 00:17:13,162
In your face.

350
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,251
Zombie Shirley.

351
00:17:18,251 --> 00:17:20,961
I don't know what you are,
but in your face!

352
00:17:23,506 --> 00:17:25,966
Abed, we're friends.

353
00:17:27,051 --> 00:17:29,470
Abed, no! Ah! Britta.

354
00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:33,307
I've been bit, y'all.
Okay, okay.

355
00:17:33,307 --> 00:17:35,184
Damn. Congrats.

356
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,729
You did what zombies do.

357
00:17:48,865 --> 00:17:50,324
Jeff.

358
00:17:50,324 --> 00:17:52,410
Still cool as a zombie.

359
00:18:19,186 --> 00:18:22,732
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[ABBA'S "FERNANDO"

360
00:18:22,732 --> 00:18:25,067
And full of life d
d We were young

361
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,779
Prepared to die d
d And none of us

362
00:18:35,787 --> 00:18:39,123
In the air that night d
d There was something

363
00:19:00,561 --> 00:19:03,022
Out of the way, out of the way,
out of the way!

364
00:19:03,022 --> 00:19:06,192
We got movement inside.
Lock down perimeter!

365
00:19:06,192 --> 00:19:08,235
Speaking.
You're Dean Pelton?

366
00:19:08,235 --> 00:19:10,237
Wow, six hours on the dot.

367
00:19:10,237 --> 00:19:12,114
practice makes perfect.
Yeah, well,

368
00:19:12,114 --> 00:19:14,534
You the only witness?
I am.

369
00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:15,827
All right.

370
00:19:15,827 --> 00:19:18,037
Hey, we got uninfected in here.

371
00:19:18,037 --> 00:19:19,246
How many are we talking?

372
00:19:19,246 --> 00:19:21,499
Think it might be all of them.

373
00:19:21,499 --> 00:19:24,836
All right, scenario B.
Repeat, scenario B.

374
00:19:24,836 --> 00:19:26,587
Let's dose these suckers.

375
00:19:26,587 --> 00:19:29,215
Dose what now?

376
00:19:29,215 --> 00:19:30,967
Going in.

377
00:19:30,967 --> 00:19:33,469
Go to scenario B.

378
00:19:38,057 --> 00:19:40,267
I don't know. I don't know.

379
00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:41,644
I don't remember anything.

380
00:19:41,644 --> 00:19:45,481
It's not bad, right?
There you go.

381
00:19:45,481 --> 00:19:49,944
You remember nothing past
your decision to be Lady Gaga?

382
00:19:49,944 --> 00:19:51,654
I can't believe
that somebody would

383
00:19:51,654 --> 00:19:53,531
mass-roofie
an entire party.

384
00:19:53,531 --> 00:19:56,784
I can't believe it wasn't me.
I can't believe I believe you.

385
00:19:56,784 --> 00:19:58,160
And I don't.

386
00:19:59,245 --> 00:20:01,039
Wanna watch a movie?

387
00:20:01,039 --> 00:20:03,875
cyborgs or zombies?
Sure. Aliens,

388
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:07,420
but I'm kind of over zombies.
I don't know why,

389
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:09,964
Yeah, I don't feel
like anything action-heavy.

390
00:20:09,964 --> 00:20:12,258
How about something light?
You seen Marmaduke?

391
00:20:12,258 --> 00:20:15,720
went back to the dormitory
And so Troy and Abed

392
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,264
for a viewing of Marmaduke.

393
00:20:18,264 --> 00:20:19,682
I'm George Takei.

394
00:20:19,682 --> 00:20:21,475
And if your name is Kevin,

395
00:20:21,475 --> 00:20:24,562
here's a little freebie
for your cell phone.

396
00:20:24,562 --> 00:20:26,647
Hi, Kevin can't come
to the phone.

397
00:20:26,647 --> 00:20:29,734
He's on a spaceship with me,
George Takei.

398
00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:31,569
Please leave a message.

399
00:20:31,569 --> 00:20:33,362
You're welcome, Kevins.

400
00:20:34,572 --> 00:20:36,783
Happy Halloween.

401
00:20:40,078 --> 00:20:41,495
Voice mail.

402
00:20:41,495 --> 00:20:44,457
October 31st, 11:20 p.m.

403
00:20:44,457 --> 00:20:46,876
Troy, this is Chang.

404
00:20:46,876 --> 00:20:48,544
There's not much time.

405
00:20:48,544 --> 00:20:50,379
we're gonna make it.
I don't think

406
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,090
Listen, if you survive,

407
00:20:52,090 --> 00:20:55,342
please spread this message
for me:

408
00:20:55,342 --> 00:20:56,970
totally did it.
Shirley and I

409
00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:58,763
Chang, what are you doing?

410
00:20:58,763 --> 00:20:59,973
Nothing.

411
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:02,892
Gotta go.

412
00:21:05,519 --> 00:21:08,064
Why did he call me?