1 00:00:04,506 --> 00:00:06,216 City College has a space simulator. 2 00:00:06,508 --> 00:00:07,634 We know, close the door. 3 00:00:07,926 --> 00:00:10,679 As I was saying, on Monday, 4 00:00:10,971 --> 00:00:13,390 City College will be unveiling 5 00:00:13,682 --> 00:00:15,600 the City College Cosmic Pioneer, 6 00:00:15,892 --> 00:00:18,145 their very own orbital launch simulator. 7 00:00:18,437 --> 00:00:23,024 Pretty soon, they will have an astronaut on their brochure, 8 00:00:23,316 --> 00:00:28,363 and we will still be bragging about our Foosball table. 9 00:00:28,655 --> 00:00:32,659 What do you think happens to enrollment then? 10 00:00:32,951 --> 00:00:35,036 I don't know about you gentlemen, 11 00:00:35,328 --> 00:00:36,329 but I love my campus. 12 00:00:36,621 --> 00:00:37,748 I don't wanna watch it become 13 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:39,332 a City College parking lot. 14 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:40,792 Well, what can we do? 15 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:43,879 We can launch our own space simulator. 16 00:00:44,171 --> 00:00:46,465 Before they simulate their launch on Monday, 17 00:00:46,757 --> 00:00:49,801 we simulate a launch this weekend. 18 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:51,928 We make Greendale, not City College, 19 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,306 the first community college to pretend 20 00:00:54,598 --> 00:00:55,724 to put a man in space. 21 00:00:56,016 --> 00:00:58,393 Do we even have a simulator? We can get one. 22 00:00:58,685 --> 00:01:01,229 In 1980, the county museum had 23 00:01:01,521 --> 00:01:04,441 a state-of-the-art space mission simulator, 24 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:06,943 sponsored by Kentucky Fried Chicken, 25 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,863 called The Kentucky Fried Chicken Eleven Herbs 26 00:01:10,155 --> 00:01:11,281 and Space Experience. 27 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:15,160 - Gentlemen, Greendale's future. - Oh. 28 00:01:15,452 --> 00:01:19,831 Actually, that photo is from past. Here's one more current. 29 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:24,544 It's seen better days. I admit, it could use good wash. 30 00:01:24,836 --> 00:01:29,800 And I've got just the crew to wash it. 31 00:01:38,683 --> 00:01:40,310 Can we stop walking in slo-mo now? 32 00:01:40,602 --> 00:01:42,062 Twenty more yards. 33 00:01:42,354 --> 00:01:44,523 You guys are walking in slo-mo? 34 00:02:11,758 --> 00:02:13,969 You guys are an hour late. 35 00:02:14,261 --> 00:02:16,012 Abed kept making us redo our walk. 36 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:17,681 I think you know the reason 37 00:02:17,973 --> 00:02:20,058 this group has been chosen for this job. 38 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:23,895 To atone for the obscene entry you submitted 39 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:27,023 in the Greendale school flag contest. That's right, 40 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:29,276 I know that this isn't a symbol 41 00:02:29,568 --> 00:02:33,196 for the crossroads of ideas, I now know it's a butt. 42 00:02:34,781 --> 00:02:36,241 Yeah, keep snickering. 43 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:38,994 Pack yourselves with peanuts and really be satisfied, 44 00:02:39,286 --> 00:02:41,454 but guess what. This won. 45 00:02:41,746 --> 00:02:45,667 This is now our school flag forever. Proud of yourselves? 46 00:02:45,959 --> 00:02:47,168 How do you know it was our design? 47 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:49,796 We submitted it anonymously. Whoops. 48 00:02:50,088 --> 00:02:52,924 One of you actually came forward. 49 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:54,593 What? 50 00:02:54,885 --> 00:02:56,761 Now, somewhere beneath this dirt 51 00:02:57,053 --> 00:02:58,638 is Greendale's newest pride. 52 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:00,849 And my hope is that while you scrub it, 53 00:03:01,141 --> 00:03:03,768 you will find the school pride in your hearts. 54 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:05,228 After we clean it, can we go inside? 55 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,523 No. That is a job for some upstanding students 56 00:03:08,815 --> 00:03:12,027 who are training right now in the Simulator Simulator. 57 00:03:13,278 --> 00:03:15,113 Great job on this. 58 00:03:15,405 --> 00:03:18,158 Hard to believe I'm not really not really in space. 59 00:03:18,450 --> 00:03:21,286 I expect this craft to be squeaky clean 60 00:03:21,578 --> 00:03:25,290 in time for the pretend launch in front of the press at 3:00. 61 00:03:25,582 --> 00:03:29,544 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to make this a butt flag. 62 00:03:29,836 --> 00:03:32,088 I remember this thing from high school. 63 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,382 During field trips, we used to sneak inside 64 00:03:34,674 --> 00:03:36,343 and get to praying. 65 00:03:36,635 --> 00:03:37,594 Oh, that's nice. 66 00:03:37,886 --> 00:03:39,429 We should take a coffee break. 67 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:40,722 Let's all get coffee. 68 00:03:41,014 --> 00:03:42,390 Where are Troy and Abed? 69 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:45,936 They made their way into that thing after the dean left. 70 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:47,437 What? 71 00:03:49,606 --> 00:03:52,359 Oh. It's more beautiful than I imagined. 72 00:03:52,651 --> 00:03:54,069 You've never been in it? 73 00:03:54,361 --> 00:03:55,278 My dad never let me. 74 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:56,863 He had a grudge against restaurants, 75 00:03:57,155 --> 00:03:59,366 they almost wiped out his falafel stand. 76 00:03:59,658 --> 00:04:02,327 I memorized every detail of this old girl on the Internet. 77 00:04:02,619 --> 00:04:05,956 Guys, we can't be in here. Then get out. 78 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:09,542 Wow, pretty well-preserved for something survived the '80s. 79 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:12,671 And a local transient who liked to collect doll heads. 80 00:04:12,963 --> 00:04:14,130 Ah. The '80s. 81 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,174 Our teen years, right, everybody? 82 00:04:16,466 --> 00:04:19,010 I feel like I'm underdressed for this. 83 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,262 I'm gonna get something from the dorm. 84 00:04:21,554 --> 00:04:25,058 Guys, seriously, I have to ask that we all step out of here. 85 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:27,727 You gonna tattle on us like you did with the flag? 86 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:30,105 I didn't tattle, but you shouldn't have made it. 87 00:04:30,397 --> 00:04:33,316 If you love Greendale so much, why don't you marry it? 88 00:04:33,608 --> 00:04:36,319 Sorry, sorry, I'm a little claustrophobic, that's all. 89 00:04:36,611 --> 00:04:39,572 It's no big deal as long as I'm standing near a door. 90 00:04:39,864 --> 00:04:41,825 In closed situations I get a little nuts 91 00:04:42,117 --> 00:04:43,743 and I don't know what's gonna... 92 00:04:44,035 --> 00:04:45,787 Hey, hey, hey. No. 93 00:04:48,707 --> 00:04:49,874 Hello? 94 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:51,960 Greetings. 95 00:04:52,252 --> 00:04:56,715 I am Systematic Android Network Diode Energy Rocket System, 96 00:04:57,007 --> 00:04:59,676 but you may call me Sanders. 97 00:04:59,968 --> 00:05:02,470 Sanders, Sanders, this is Pierce Hawthorne. 98 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:04,139 Can I get this door open? 99 00:05:04,431 --> 00:05:07,225 Look for the handle. There's got to be a handle. 100 00:05:07,517 --> 00:05:11,062 It was the '80s. Everybody who made this was on cocaine. 101 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,397 We can't be in here. 102 00:05:12,689 --> 00:05:15,734 Just as Kentucky Fried Chicken's secret process 103 00:05:16,026 --> 00:05:17,527 seals in the flavor, 104 00:05:17,819 --> 00:05:19,404 I'm sealing the cabin's air 105 00:05:19,696 --> 00:05:21,531 so you don't explode on your journey. 106 00:05:21,823 --> 00:05:23,783 What? What does that mean? 107 00:05:24,075 --> 00:05:26,745 Please find a seat, strap yourself in 108 00:05:27,037 --> 00:05:28,538 and wait for Mission Control. 109 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:30,915 Okay, we gotta find a handle on this door. 110 00:05:31,207 --> 00:05:33,126 Guys, can we take a mental step backwards 111 00:05:33,418 --> 00:05:36,713 and realize we are simply in a Winnebago and we'll be fine? 112 00:05:39,883 --> 00:05:42,302 Oh, my God. Please find a seat. 113 00:05:42,594 --> 00:05:45,221 Strap yourself in and wait for Mission Control. 114 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:48,224 I'm not strapping into a coffin. We gotta get out of here. 115 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:52,187 I hope you've found a seat. I want you to be safe. 116 00:05:52,479 --> 00:05:53,897 Did you just threaten me? 117 00:05:54,189 --> 00:05:56,983 Pierce, you're talking to an Atari cartridge. 118 00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:58,359 Sit down. 119 00:05:58,651 --> 00:06:01,738 Ah! Oh, we're moving. 120 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:04,824 This is part of the simulation, right? 121 00:06:05,116 --> 00:06:08,411 I don't think this is a simulation. 122 00:06:08,703 --> 00:06:10,163 I think we're being towed. 123 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:38,900 Come on. Hello? 124 00:06:39,192 --> 00:06:40,318 You guys, forget it. 125 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:41,986 Whoever's towing us can't hear us. 126 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:43,988 You know, this is classic Greendale. 127 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,949 That place deserves an anus flag. 128 00:06:46,241 --> 00:06:48,243 - Can anyone get a phone signal? - No. 129 00:06:48,535 --> 00:06:51,371 Mine's working, but it's that black guy with the wrong number. 130 00:06:51,663 --> 00:06:54,082 Pierce, I keep telling you that that is an iPod, 131 00:06:54,374 --> 00:06:57,043 and you are listening to Wesley Snipes' audio book. 132 00:06:57,335 --> 00:06:59,379 He sure hates the government. 133 00:06:59,671 --> 00:07:01,506 This is a long shot, 134 00:07:01,798 --> 00:07:06,219 but maybe if I do this, it will solve everything. 135 00:07:10,056 --> 00:07:11,933 Damn it. 136 00:07:12,225 --> 00:07:15,061 This is all my fault. Very much so. 137 00:07:15,353 --> 00:07:18,398 Hey, when you go fishing, sometimes you catch a boot. 138 00:07:18,690 --> 00:07:20,525 Where are you? 139 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:25,196 Where...? Hello? 140 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:28,783 Where are you hoodlums? Bring my spaceship back. 141 00:07:29,075 --> 00:07:31,452 Uh... We are... 142 00:07:31,744 --> 00:07:34,455 Forty light years outside of the Buttermilk Nebula, 143 00:07:34,747 --> 00:07:37,917 although it is possible... 144 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:39,961 Yeah, it's a sticker. 145 00:07:40,253 --> 00:07:42,088 Hey, Terrible Dean. 146 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:45,341 This thing is being towed with us in it. 147 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:48,344 Oh. Oh, okay, wait. 148 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,263 So handicap spots count on Saturdays? 149 00:07:50,555 --> 00:07:52,473 Assuming we don't wind up in a compactor, 150 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:55,059 when we get back, I am going to step on you. 151 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:57,020 As much as I might enjoy that, 152 00:07:57,312 --> 00:07:59,147 if you don't get back in time for the launch, 153 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:02,609 City College wins, and Greendale becomes just another school 154 00:08:02,901 --> 00:08:06,863 on my resume that no one can call because it doesn't exist. 155 00:08:07,155 --> 00:08:09,115 Now tell me where you are. 156 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:12,702 In a moving canister with no phone and no GPS 157 00:08:12,994 --> 00:08:14,913 because the only window is sealed shut. 158 00:08:16,748 --> 00:08:17,832 Hell... Hello? 159 00:08:18,124 --> 00:08:20,210 Jeffrey? Damn it. 160 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,295 It isn't sealed shut. Hmm? 161 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,340 Window isn't sealed, it slides open 162 00:08:25,632 --> 00:08:26,925 when you complete the simulation. 163 00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:30,094 Well, can you talk them through it? Hey, Abed. 164 00:08:30,386 --> 00:08:33,681 If they can open that window, they can tell us where they are, 165 00:08:33,973 --> 00:08:35,350 and we can find them. 166 00:08:35,642 --> 00:08:37,227 I was supposed to be on that thing. 167 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:40,230 I know how she works. 168 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:44,359 Hey, that's why they need you to bring her home. 169 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:53,952 I'll get us some coffee. 170 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,497 Psycho. 171 00:09:02,961 --> 00:09:04,504 Troy. Abed? 172 00:09:04,796 --> 00:09:07,215 You can get that window open by doing the simulation. 173 00:09:07,507 --> 00:09:09,676 Look at the panel, tell me your recipe. 174 00:09:09,968 --> 00:09:10,885 Original. How many pieces? 175 00:09:11,177 --> 00:09:12,262 Six. Flavor? 176 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,347 Tasty. We need to get up to delicious. 177 00:09:14,639 --> 00:09:17,058 That makes sense. 178 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:19,185 Excellent work, captain. 179 00:09:19,477 --> 00:09:21,562 Now keep your herbs and spices balanced 180 00:09:21,854 --> 00:09:23,731 while the crew helps you with teamwork. 181 00:09:24,023 --> 00:09:27,026 Guys, we can get the window open if you man your terminals 182 00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:30,863 and we complete the simulation. Yeah, I got a better idea. 183 00:09:33,992 --> 00:09:35,159 Gooby dooby, gooby dooby. 184 00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:38,496 We're all gonna die, we're all gonna die. 185 00:09:38,788 --> 00:09:42,166 My readings indicate the need for cooperation. 186 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:45,586 I hate to pull rank on you, but I need you to man your station. 187 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:49,340 I hate to pull reality on you, but you got your rank, captain, 188 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:52,135 by sitting in the chair with the largest knobs. 189 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:57,807 My readings indicate Pierce. 190 00:09:58,099 --> 00:09:59,434 - What? - Pierce. 191 00:09:59,726 --> 00:10:03,062 My readings indicate you're going to die alone. 192 00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:06,649 Why is he saying that? Why is he saying that to me? 193 00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:10,445 He's getting worse. Almost there. 194 00:10:10,737 --> 00:10:11,696 Stop talking, old man. 195 00:10:11,988 --> 00:10:13,990 You can't make me stop, Pierce, 196 00:10:14,282 --> 00:10:17,577 because Troy is giving me life force. 197 00:10:17,869 --> 00:10:21,247 I knew it. I knew it. 198 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:23,624 Hey, hey. 199 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:26,544 Come on, Troy. 200 00:10:26,836 --> 00:10:27,754 Abed. 201 00:10:28,046 --> 00:10:29,714 Hold on, Troy. 202 00:10:31,382 --> 00:10:33,676 Kentucky One? Do you read me? 203 00:10:33,968 --> 00:10:35,928 Kentucky One? Kentucky One, do you read me? 204 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:40,058 Kentucky One, copy. Kentucky, come in, Kentucky. 205 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:43,644 I've worked out a way to reroute the power from the battery. 206 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:45,480 Reroute to what? 207 00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:53,279 Everybody. Here is the situation. 208 00:10:53,571 --> 00:10:55,031 This is Greendale. 209 00:10:55,323 --> 00:10:58,826 This is the maximum distance from Greendale we can drive 210 00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:02,663 to haul them back up here in time for the simulated launch. 211 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:05,750 And these are city impound lots, 212 00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:08,836 any of which might be their destination. 213 00:11:09,128 --> 00:11:11,506 What are these other circles? What circles? 214 00:11:11,798 --> 00:11:14,300 Looks like you've circled restrooms and truck stops, 215 00:11:14,592 --> 00:11:15,927 there's another one. 216 00:11:16,219 --> 00:11:20,223 Okay, that is a different side of the map and that is 217 00:11:20,515 --> 00:11:23,393 for a different project. Why do they have star ratings? 218 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,896 Let's get to work, people. Got it, talk to me, come on. 219 00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:29,148 Well, we stopped moving. 220 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,567 Pierce has got space madness, so he's old, 221 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,653 they're locking him up in the back. 222 00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:39,826 You can't do this to me. We just did. 223 00:11:40,118 --> 00:11:41,744 Guys, please. You're becoming animals. 224 00:11:42,036 --> 00:11:45,081 Oh, shut up, we wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for you. 225 00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:47,291 That's not true, we weren't supposed to be in here 226 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:48,876 when it happened. 227 00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:52,922 When what happened? 228 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,299 When we got towed? 229 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:57,510 How did you know we were gonna get towed? 230 00:11:59,971 --> 00:12:02,056 I set it up. 231 00:12:02,348 --> 00:12:06,894 I called City College about transferring and dean told me 232 00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:08,771 that he would get me in if I helped 233 00:12:09,063 --> 00:12:10,189 sabotage Greendale's launch. 234 00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:12,525 I was to make sure nobody was around 235 00:12:12,817 --> 00:12:13,860 so they could steal it. 236 00:12:14,152 --> 00:12:15,862 And then you guys were late, and then... 237 00:12:16,154 --> 00:12:18,322 Wait, wait, you're transferring? Why? 238 00:12:20,283 --> 00:12:22,994 You guys thought that butt hole flag was so funny. 239 00:12:23,286 --> 00:12:26,414 I respect you all to let you hate yourselves, 240 00:12:26,706 --> 00:12:30,209 but I respect myself too much to let you hate my school. 241 00:12:31,878 --> 00:12:35,882 I'm not buying it. Let's kill her. 242 00:12:36,174 --> 00:12:38,843 Wait, City College was behind this? 243 00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:42,763 We gotta get back in time for launch. 244 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,390 Why? We earned the right 245 00:12:44,682 --> 00:12:47,185 to pick on Greendale every day by going there. 246 00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:50,146 Our school may be a toilet, but it's our toilet. 247 00:12:50,438 --> 00:12:52,148 Nobody craps in it but us. 248 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,692 Yeah. Now, that was inspiring. 249 00:12:54,984 --> 00:12:57,195 Seriously? 250 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,573 Captain. 251 00:13:00,865 --> 00:13:02,825 Get to your stations. 252 00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:06,829 Thrusters. Full. 253 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:08,998 Thermal shield. On. 254 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:10,791 Navigation. Three. 255 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,960 Chicken. Yeah. 256 00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,796 - Ready? - Ready. 257 00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,090 Suppertime. 258 00:13:23,054 --> 00:13:24,347 Hold it. 259 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:38,528 Congratulations, crew. You've worked together. 260 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:42,990 Now feast your eyes on the wonders of the cosmos. 261 00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:46,536 Greendale? Greendale? 262 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,830 Everybody, be quiet. Everybody, quiet down, quiet down. 263 00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:52,083 - Say again? - Standby for location. 264 00:14:04,929 --> 00:14:07,181 What do you see, gang? 265 00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:11,310 We are in 266 00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:13,521 Coldwater. 267 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:25,449 Here, they're next to the truck stop with three thumbs. 268 00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:30,621 Those aren't thumbs. 269 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,124 Greendale, do you copy? Greendale? 270 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:40,673 I'm sorry, Jeff. I'm afraid 271 00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:42,842 you're out of town. 272 00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:59,567 I guess somebody will come get us eventually. 273 00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:01,777 I really miss Greendale. 274 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,196 How many schools would let you make a butt flag, 275 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,073 then actually fly it? 276 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,326 How many schools would let you get a degree 277 00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:10,077 in Theoretical Phys-Ed? 278 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:14,498 Annie. We owe you an apology. 279 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,792 Nobody should have to choose between their friends 280 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,836 and their school. 281 00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:20,004 Thanks. 282 00:15:20,296 --> 00:15:22,632 You shouldn't have tattled about the flag. 283 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:23,924 I tattled. 284 00:15:25,301 --> 00:15:27,428 I told the dean it was our design. 285 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,971 And I told him it was a butt too. 286 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,264 What? Why, Jeffrey? 287 00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:31,599 He kept not seeing it. 288 00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:33,100 I mean, it was driving me crazy. 289 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:35,853 It says, "E Pluribus Anus." 290 00:15:36,145 --> 00:15:37,772 We should've put cheeks on it. 291 00:15:38,064 --> 00:15:40,524 There is a time and a place for subtlety 292 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,235 and that time was before Scary Movie. 293 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:45,112 Hey, guys. 294 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:46,947 I'm feeling a lot better now. 295 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:49,950 You sound good. 296 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:52,828 In a weird way, being in a smaller place like this, 297 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,747 I was able to work through some things. 298 00:15:55,915 --> 00:15:58,084 I think I'm ready to come out. 299 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:14,392 I'll kill you. I will kill you, Sanders. 300 00:16:14,684 --> 00:16:17,353 Come on, man, come on. 301 00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,110 Get off my mommy. I'm her man. 302 00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:25,695 - Pierce. - Stop it. 303 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:28,864 No, calm down, Pierce, calm down. 304 00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:33,035 Hey, who's feeling skinny? 305 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,833 Dean, the press is here. 306 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,544 I tried to buy us some time with these sandwiches, 307 00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:43,963 but they thought I was doing product integration for KFC. 308 00:16:45,548 --> 00:16:48,718 This Hawaiian bread, so good, though. 309 00:16:50,553 --> 00:16:52,513 Time to face the music. 310 00:16:52,805 --> 00:16:54,348 Craig. 311 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,268 Stephen, surprised to see you here. 312 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,396 You don't think I'd miss your moment of triumph, do you? 313 00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:04,608 Greendale beating City College into simulated space. 314 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:09,321 Unless you're having trouble locating your ship. 315 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,408 You. 316 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,368 You were behind this? 317 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:18,247 The next time you provoke City College, 318 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:21,625 you will lose more than a Winnebago. 319 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:27,047 Greendale, come in, Greendale. 320 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:30,259 Go ahead, Kentucky. You can call off the rescue. 321 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:32,762 We're coming to save you. 322 00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:47,902 Come on, you family-sized bucket of bolts. 323 00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:58,579 Abed, construction on Spring Road. 324 00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:00,331 I see it. Left on Apple Valley. 325 00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:02,458 Annie, left on Apple. 326 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:03,876 Hold tight. 327 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,091 Hi. Hi. 328 00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:14,011 Hi. Get off of me. 329 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,015 They'll never make it back, Craig. 330 00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:20,976 That thing might as well be on a simulation of the moon. 331 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,353 Oh, you know what...? 332 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,608 Ah! Yes. 333 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,532 Hey, wait up. 334 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:02,643 No. 335 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:06,021 Ladies and gentlemen, returning from their maiden simulation, 336 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:10,109 the fabulous Greendale Green-stronauts. 337 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:15,823 Yes. 338 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,999 Yeah, that's good. 339 00:19:30,588 --> 00:19:34,008 I picked the team. I picked this team. 340 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:40,806 Well, Anne, I suppose you're not City College material after all. 341 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,100 Thank you. 342 00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:46,979 Annie, that was great. Good job. 343 00:19:55,446 --> 00:19:57,823 Great job up there, captain. Really? 344 00:19:58,115 --> 00:19:59,783 Think I could be a real astronaut? 345 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,494 If NASA ever needs someone to keep an arrow 346 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,121 inside a moving rectangle, 347 00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:05,623 I know who I'd recommend. 348 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,671 Abed, wanna take a seat in the captain's chair? 349 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,965 I think you've earned it. No, thanks. 350 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,884 Can't imagine what could have been cooler 351 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,845 than what I've done today. 352 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,764 Okay, that was cooler. 353 00:20:36,362 --> 00:20:38,656 In the future... 354 00:20:38,948 --> 00:20:42,409 Mission Control, headed for base. 355 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:43,827 Target acquired. 356 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,163 Two cardboard boxes... 357 00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:49,458 I got a bogey on my six. Yeah, I'm on your six. 358 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,377 Evasive maneuvers. 359 00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:53,295 Are about to become... 360 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:54,463 Still on your six. 361 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:56,340 I took evasive maneuvers, you can't be. 362 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,759 Then I'm on your 12. That means I'm on your six. 363 00:21:00,678 --> 00:21:01,887 Good. 364 00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:04,348 Space ships.