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Raisins don't belong
in chocolate chip cookie.

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Hey, watch it, punk.
It gives them depth.

3
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What are you, 80?

4
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trying to bring back disco.
He's the one

5
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to know it's not gonna happen.
I don't have to be old

6
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What it is, soul brother!

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My boys will make me breakfast
in bed for Mother's Day.

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Well, actually, I'm going
to make the breakfast,

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but they'll bring it to me.

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Aw.
I know!

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the cutest thing last night.
And then they said

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'cause they call me Mama.
They said, "Mama",

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You're gonna be the fun police.
If I'm the fun police,

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then you're director
of Funland Security.

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Good, more of this.
More of what?

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The constant bickering.
What do you think?

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It was cute at first, but…

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Well, Abed explains it best.
To be blunt,

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is no Ross and Rachel.
Jeff and Britta

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and lack of chemistry
Your sexual tension

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are putting us all on edge,
which is why, ironically,

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on every level, you're keeping
us from being friends.

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do not have sexual tension.
Jeff and I

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We just argue all the time.
Aw!

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Just like Sam and Diane.
I hated Sam and Diane.

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Who are Sam and Diane?
Okay, we get it.

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You're young! Sorry.

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See what you're doing to us?

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Pork her and move on.
Want my advice?

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We did it all the time
in my day.

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Yeah, you also put hydrogen
in blimps, that was bad.

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Hey, everybody.

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Just a reminder.

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is on the quad today.
Our Spring Fling

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Music, food, activities.
What, what?

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He makes me uncomfortable.

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Hm. Still in the room.

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There's also going to be a game
of Paintball Assassin

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for last man standing.
with a prize

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Or last man in a wheelchair
with no paint on him.

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Or last woman.

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Give it a rest, Britta. Ugh.
What's the prize?

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It was a Blu-ray DVD player,
but it was stolen.

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So now it's TBD.

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I want TBD. Is that new?

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If it's what I think, I had it
for about a month in the '70s.

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to Britta and Jeff.
Let's get back

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There's no Britta and Jeff.

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He said, fully erect.

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you guys figure this out
Well, I'm gonna let

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while I go take a nap
in my car.

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What are you waiting for?

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To run out of steam ♪
d Give me the hope

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Tied up dead in a year ♪
d We could be roped up

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What the hell?

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Hello?

57
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What is going on?

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The paintball game was starting,

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and the dean…

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The dean announced the prize.

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The prize!

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We turned on each other
like animals!

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What was the prize?
Was?

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This is not over!

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This is still happening
right now!

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Leonard, I'm not playing.
Leonard?

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Everyone's playing.

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Aw.

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You suck.

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Come with me if you don't want
paint on your clothes.

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wandering the neutral zone.
Hey, look what I found

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Jeff Winger.

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You son of a bitch!

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I thought you were dead, man.

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I was just taking a nap.

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lost their mind?
Has everyone

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a game of paintball.
It's just

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Yep. With one rule. Last man
standing gets the prize.

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The prize. The prize.

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What is this prize?

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You don't know.

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Priority registration.

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Priority registration?

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That's why everyone's running
around like a bunch…

85
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Does that mean what
I think it means?

86
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Like you could have first choice
of your classes next semester?

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Easy, sugar bear.

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all your classes on a Monday
But you could schedule

89
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and take a six-day weekend.

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You could do a lot of things.

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Talk him through the hunger,
Abed.

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Every student wants that prize,
Jeff.

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so we'll all turn on each other.
There's no way to share it,

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But the longer we wait
to do that… Jeff.

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The longer we work together,
the longer we last.

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Is everyone running in packs?

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but they fell to infighting.
Debate team was first,

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Glee club is luring stragglers
into sniper traps

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with cheery renditions
of hit songs.

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And people fall for that?
Really?

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I mean, I'm all for winning,
Yeah.

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but let's not resort
to cheap ploys.

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Are the girls in the game?
You mean Britta?

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I don't mean Britta.
Did I say Britta?

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Twice now.

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Chess Club.

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No, no, no.

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He's a pawn.

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Checkmate, bitches.

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their tears will be real today.
And tell the drama club

111
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No, that's all sugar, man!
Get some protein!

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Yeah, yeah. Peanuts.
Right here. Peanuts.

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Take the stuff closer to you.
No, no.

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The ones in the back
are the freshest.

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That will keep us going.
Yeah. Okay, okay.

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Hey.

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I got you covered, bro.
What the hell?

118
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You guys formed an alliance
without me?

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Yeah. You with Star-Burns?

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not if I can be with you.
Well,

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Heh. It's just Star-Burns.

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need a pee break?
Anyone else

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Hey.
Hey.

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I don't need to pee.
I'll stand guard.

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I'm wearing a diaper
for the game.

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Oh, yeah. For the game.

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Hey, guys, make this quick

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before Pierce's chewing
attracts enemies.

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Um, guys?
Hold it.

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Drop it.
Don't move!

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All right, everybody, be cool.

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We can beat the others
if we merge alliances.

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We're doing fine
on our own.

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You gonna win camped on crapper?
Worked on you.

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You have a gun in your face.
Did it?

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Nice comeback.
Yeah, kinda matches yours.

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Shut up!

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Jeez.

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Okay.

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So the agreement is we're allies

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we're the last seven standing.
until we're sure

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You thinking what I'm thinking?
Mm-hm.

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Our team's walking
with God.

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I'm thinking we might already
be the only seven left,

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this is a window
in which case,

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to take out the others.
for the two of us

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great PR for the Black students.
Real nice, Troy, that'd be

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I am not an ambassador.

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I am gladiator.

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Now, you want to win or not?

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Troy made God mad!

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Take cover!

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Run, Pierce!

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Glee club.

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it's the glee club?
How do you know

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Listen.

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Oh, brother.

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That is so uninspired!

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I'm not so sure.

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I got a plan.
Get ready.

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Don't come over here, okay?
Hey, Pierce.

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I'm coming over there.
Screw you.

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Medic.
In the trees. There.

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Write some original songs!

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What are you guys gonna do

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priority registration?
if you win

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I'll make my schedule airtight.

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in three years instead of four.
Maybe get out of here

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I'd take any class with no tests
and no papers.

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What would you do,
Shirley?

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morning classes so I could…
I'd choose all

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to spend some time with my boys.
get home early

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It's hard being away
from them so much.

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You know what?

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I say if any of us win
the prize,

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as a Mother's Day gift.
we give it to Shirley

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Absolutely.
What?

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you don't have to do that.
Abed,

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I am so sick of you
guilting people

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humanitarian shtick.
with your phony

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00:10:01,055 --> 00:10:03,433
you can watch me do it.
Phony? When I win,

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00:10:03,474 --> 00:10:05,518
Of course you'll do it,
but that won't make it
less phony.

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a lot more likeable…
You know, you'd be

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00:10:07,437 --> 00:10:09,397
If I never did anything
for anybody ever?

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00:10:09,439 --> 00:10:11,775
Yeah, because when you help,
that always turns out great.

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00:10:13,192 --> 00:10:14,485
Let's do it.

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00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:22,034
Study group. Come out and play.

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00:10:22,076 --> 00:10:25,204
it's post-ironic Disco Stu.
Oh, look,

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00:10:25,246 --> 00:10:26,664
Still trying to bring it back?

191
00:10:26,706 --> 00:10:28,374
Hi.

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00:10:29,709 --> 00:10:31,836
Damn, he brought it back.

193
00:10:35,548 --> 00:10:37,049
Put your hands…

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00:10:37,091 --> 00:10:40,470
The Lord is my shepherd,
I shall not want.

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00:10:47,101 --> 00:10:48,436
They shot us.

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00:10:52,398 --> 00:10:55,109
It's hot, it's hot.
Let's go, fool!

197
00:11:03,451 --> 00:11:04,869
The last guy almost got me.

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00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:11,918
My legs.

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00:11:15,922 --> 00:11:19,133
Oh, Shirley, I'm so sorry.

200
00:11:19,175 --> 00:11:21,552
I'm going home, Britta.

201
00:11:21,594 --> 00:11:23,179
I know, Shirley, I know.

202
00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:25,890
No, seriously, I'm going home.
Can you help me up?

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00:11:25,932 --> 00:11:29,268
Oh. Yeah, sure.

204
00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:46,369
Shirley, I'm gonna win
for you and your boys.

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00:11:46,410 --> 00:11:47,745
That's nice.

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00:11:47,787 --> 00:11:49,497
I'm gonna win that prize,
Shirley,

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00:11:49,539 --> 00:11:50,748
but not for you and your boys.

208
00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:52,834
That's less nice.

209
00:11:52,876 --> 00:11:55,753
Oh, my God, you've been hit.
What?

210
00:11:55,795 --> 00:11:57,171
Oh, no.

211
00:11:57,213 --> 00:11:59,007
Wait, wait…

212
00:11:59,047 --> 00:12:02,010
Heh. It's blood.

213
00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:04,512
I thought it was paint,
but I'm just bleeding.

214
00:12:04,554 --> 00:12:06,430
Talk about luck. Ech.

215
00:12:08,391 --> 00:12:11,602
is still going on. It's 2 a.m.!
I can't believe this game

216
00:12:11,644 --> 00:12:13,980
What if someone gets hurt
and the police come?

217
00:12:14,022 --> 00:12:16,858
They'll think I'm a bad dean.

218
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,860
There's classes in the morning.
This has to stop!

219
00:12:22,822 --> 00:12:25,700
because I'll take everyone out.
Put me in the game,

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00:12:25,742 --> 00:12:28,661
three times a week, bro.
I play paintball

221
00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:30,830
I'm even one of the douche bags
who brings his own equipment.

222
00:12:30,872 --> 00:12:33,290
But it wouldn't be fair.
You're not a student.

223
00:12:33,332 --> 00:12:36,586
But you can change that,
can't you? Huh?

224
00:12:36,627 --> 00:12:38,880
Enroll me in a class.

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00:12:49,849 --> 00:12:51,475
Arts and crafts.
What are your interests?

226
00:12:51,517 --> 00:12:53,477
Oh, cool.
Oh, I do watercolors.

227
00:12:58,482 --> 00:13:00,693
The group would be thrilled.

228
00:13:00,735 --> 00:13:02,403
The wounded soldier fantasy

229
00:13:02,445 --> 00:13:04,196
from doing it, right?
means we're moments

230
00:13:04,238 --> 00:13:05,782
Yeah, can you feel that tension?

231
00:13:05,823 --> 00:13:08,952
we still have clothes on.
It's a miracle

232
00:13:10,369 --> 00:13:12,663
You're right, you know.

233
00:13:12,705 --> 00:13:14,040
I am a phony.

234
00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:19,045
because I'm afraid that I'm not.
I try to act compassionate,

235
00:13:19,087 --> 00:13:21,255
Oh, please, I invented phony.

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00:13:21,297 --> 00:13:22,840
You care about people.

237
00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:24,258
I accuse you of faking

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00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,260
I'm not such a jerk.
to convince myself

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00:13:26,302 --> 00:13:28,012
Jeff, you help people
more than I do,

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00:13:28,054 --> 00:13:29,388
and you don't even want to.

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00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:32,182
You're not a jerk.
You're fine.

242
00:13:33,726 --> 00:13:35,394
that I've repaired
Especially now

243
00:13:35,436 --> 00:13:38,564
my trembling feminine fingers.
your overworked torso with

244
00:13:38,606 --> 00:13:41,358
Too much sexual tension.
Yes.

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00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,069
Damn bursting.

246
00:13:44,821 --> 00:13:46,739
You know, it would totally
serve them right

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00:13:46,781 --> 00:13:48,365
if we did it here
in the study room.

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00:13:48,407 --> 00:13:50,785
God, could you imagine?
I can't stop imagining.

249
00:13:50,827 --> 00:13:52,328
Neither can I.

250
00:14:02,212 --> 00:14:03,631
We should get dressed

251
00:14:03,673 --> 00:14:05,633
before the third-shift librarian
shows up.

252
00:14:05,675 --> 00:14:06,968
We don't want this
to turn into

253
00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:08,970
a letter to Penthouse,
right?

254
00:14:09,012 --> 00:14:10,680
I think the group is right.

255
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to relieve some tension.
We did need

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Tell me you didn't have sex
with me to win at paintball.

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now I'm gonna win at paintball.
No, I had sex with you, and

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I'm gross?
Don't be gross.

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at putting on panties one-handed
You seem pretty practiced

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while holding a gun.

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before you assassinate me?
Can I get dressed

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it meant nothing to you?
So all that happened,

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What did it mean to you?
I didn't say that.

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I asked you first.
Very mature.

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wearing Hello Kitty underwear.
Said the woman

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Said the woman holding
the gun.

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You sure that's a gun?

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for your fake, jaded persona.
Maybe it's a metaphor

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Uh-oh.

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No paintballs, Hans?
You think I'm stupid?

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When you started seducing me.
When'd you take my clip?

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I wasn't though.

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makes you grosser.
Assuming that

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Not when I'm right.

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Buenos dias, children.

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You'll be happy to know
you made it all the way
till the end.

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You're not even a student!
Wrong!

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and Politics of Gender, biatch.
Critical Media Literacy

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Give me your clip.

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that would be brilliant of me.
Oh, yeah,

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Look, you got the drop on me.
I lost.

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Let me do this for you.

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if I shot you right now, huh?
Be pretty crazy

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What's so funny, Chang?

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there's no such thing
Maybe it's the fact

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as priority registration.

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Or maybe it's this.

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Ta-da.

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Dean!

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Just one moment.

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Oh, hi there, Jeffrey.

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That's a good look for you.
Everybody out there

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each other for nothing
is shooting

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in your ivory tower.
while you sit here

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Jeffrey, I can explain.

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I messed up when I promised
priority registration.

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Apparently, it's a violation
of some student equality act,

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but this isn't. Ta-da!

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it's not Blu-ray,
Heh. Okay, now,

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with its own remote, so…
but it comes

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Jeffrey!

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Jeffrey!

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Jeffrey! Jeffrey!

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You get it all out
of your system?

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Almost.

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What do you want
from me, Jeffrey?

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Guess.

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Oh, hi.
Hey, how's it going?

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have some paint.
You still

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Oh, thanks.

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Um, so I was thinking…
You don't even have to.

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It didn't happen.

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Just that it didn't happen.
It's not a mistake.

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It was a crazy night
of paintball.

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Exactly. Tension relieving.

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to mention it to anyone.
Absolutely. No need

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Right, no big deal.
Nothing's changed.

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Something's changed.

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Oh, Abed. Crazy Abed.

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00:19:04,514 --> 00:19:06,392
No, something's different now.

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I'm sporting a man-thong.
It could be me.

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Maybe.

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Or maybe it's that I…

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have emerged victorious

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with a priority registration
form.

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Well done, Jeff.
Oh!

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And in recognition

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of her bravery,

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not to mention her children,

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to the best soldier, Shirley.
I hereby award this

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Now, the bad news is,
Oh!

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for legal purposes,
next semester,

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if anybody asks, you have gout.

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Do you mind walking with a limp?
Mm.

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00:19:35,754 --> 00:19:38,299
Thank you, Jeffrey.
Look, Annie.

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00:19:38,341 --> 00:19:41,969
Wow, I didn't see that coming.
Neither did I.

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00:19:42,011 --> 00:19:43,553
So no one feels it?

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00:19:43,595 --> 00:19:45,348
No one senses anything's
different?

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00:19:45,389 --> 00:19:47,266
Nope.
Not at all.

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00:19:47,308 --> 00:19:49,393
It's riding up a little, but…

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00:20:00,779 --> 00:20:03,824
Meet you at the flagpole in…
Hey, Abed, it's Troy.

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00:20:03,866 --> 00:20:07,495
with your message, press one.
If you are satisfied

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00:20:07,536 --> 00:20:11,499
To erase and re-record…
Hey, Abed, it's Troy.

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at the flagpole in like…
Yo, I'll meet you

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00:20:14,751 --> 00:20:16,670
If you are satisfied
with your message…

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00:20:16,712 --> 00:20:20,174
Hey, Abed. It's Troy.
Hee-hee!

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00:20:20,216 --> 00:20:22,301
If you are satisfied
with your message…

348
00:20:22,343 --> 00:20:25,054
When are you gonna meet him?
Ten minutes.

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To listen to your message…

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Hey, Abed, your girlfriend

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00:20:28,598 --> 00:20:30,726
at the flagpole in 10 minutes.
will meet you

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00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:32,353
Goodbye.

353
00:20:32,395 --> 00:20:34,938
with your message, press one.
If you are satisfied

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00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:36,524
To erase and re-record…

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00:20:36,565 --> 00:20:38,067
Did I sound like a jerk?

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00:20:38,108 --> 00:20:40,819
To listen to your message,
press three. To send…

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sorry to bother you.
Hey, Abed,

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at the flagpole in 10 minutes.
Troy will meet you

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Heh. Okay.

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00:20:49,578 --> 00:20:51,038
If you are satisfied…

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00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,207
Maybe just send a text message.
Yeah.