1 00:00:00,350 --> 00:00:02,227 I had to get up so early for my bus 2 00:00:02,227 --> 00:00:04,979 I caught what Cinemax gets up to at night. 3 00:00:04,979 --> 00:00:06,397 Subscription cancelled. 4 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,691 I got that for Eddie Murphy, not stimulation. 5 00:00:08,691 --> 00:00:11,027 Why the bus? What happened to your minivan? 6 00:00:11,027 --> 00:00:12,362 My ex-husband needed it. 7 00:00:12,362 --> 00:00:15,031 The person he's dating works at a club 8 00:00:15,031 --> 00:00:16,407 an hour from the city. 9 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:18,243 I'll play a violin for them 10 00:00:18,243 --> 00:00:19,618 and maybe she can strip to it. 11 00:00:19,618 --> 00:00:21,662 Kind people are always kind, Britta. 12 00:00:21,662 --> 00:00:22,872 Not just when it's easy. 13 00:00:22,872 --> 00:00:25,041 As we stand, 14 00:00:25,041 --> 00:00:28,336 once again upon the deadline to drop or add classes, 15 00:00:28,336 --> 00:00:31,505 I hereby present this semester's Jeff Winger pick 16 00:00:31,505 --> 00:00:35,676 for ultimate blow-off class, Beginner Pottery. 17 00:00:35,676 --> 00:00:37,220 Your last "blow off" class 18 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:39,347 ended up teaching me to live in the moment. 19 00:00:39,347 --> 00:00:41,724 Which I will always regret and never do again. 20 00:00:41,724 --> 00:00:43,601 This one's different. I researched. 21 00:00:43,601 --> 00:00:45,353 You don't have to make a good pot. 22 00:00:45,353 --> 00:00:48,814 You get an art credit for participation. 23 00:00:48,814 --> 00:00:50,566 This class is like a redhead 24 00:00:50,566 --> 00:00:52,568 that drinks Scotch and loves Die Hard. 25 00:00:52,568 --> 00:00:54,320 I suggest you all get her number. 26 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,655 Ahoy! 27 00:00:56,655 --> 00:00:58,408 Guess which class I signed up for. 28 00:00:58,408 --> 00:01:00,368 Singing with Tennille? 29 00:01:00,368 --> 00:01:03,162 Oh, ho, hey. Sailing. 30 00:01:03,162 --> 00:01:05,290 The nearest water is hours away. 31 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:06,665 Leagues, Abed. 32 00:01:06,665 --> 00:01:08,626 We don't measure water by hours. 33 00:01:08,626 --> 00:01:10,086 It's a one-week intensive 34 00:01:10,086 --> 00:01:12,880 that gives you hands-on experience on a real boat 35 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,091 right here in the parking lot. 36 00:01:15,091 --> 00:01:16,801 I'd rather learn boats than pots. 37 00:01:16,801 --> 00:01:19,678 I was gonna take a class to put together a dating profile. 38 00:01:19,678 --> 00:01:22,307 But sailing in the parking lot is less pathetic. 39 00:01:22,307 --> 00:01:26,269 A black person on a sail boat? I gotta see this. I'm in. 40 00:01:26,269 --> 00:01:28,187 How about you? You wanna sail with us? 41 00:01:28,187 --> 00:01:30,856 There's black people. Two. 42 00:01:34,526 --> 00:01:36,237 All right. 43 00:01:36,237 --> 00:01:37,655 Hello, ladies. 44 00:01:37,655 --> 00:01:39,782 What you guys making, big balls here? 45 00:01:39,782 --> 00:01:42,743 Oh, yeah. You guys getting dirty? Nice. 46 00:01:42,743 --> 00:01:45,495 What are you looking at? All right. 47 00:01:45,495 --> 00:01:49,125 Hey, Laura Ingalls. Home Depot guy. 48 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:51,502 Who's making pots, huh? 49 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:54,088 Let's participate this thing. Let's do this. 50 00:01:54,088 --> 00:01:55,881 I don't know why you're laughing. 51 00:01:55,881 --> 00:01:57,842 I do wanna make my mom an ashtray. 52 00:01:57,842 --> 00:02:00,803 Okay. 53 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:06,517 Hello, my precious blueberries. 54 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:09,145 Hello. Hi. 55 00:02:09,145 --> 00:02:14,066 All right, spin those wheels and play with some clay. 56 00:02:14,066 --> 00:02:16,861 Now, there's one and only one rule in this class. 57 00:02:16,861 --> 00:02:20,739 I will tolerate no reenacting, whether it's ironic or sincere, 58 00:02:20,739 --> 00:02:24,410 of the Patrick Swayze-Demi Moore pottery scene in Ghost. 59 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:27,372 Ever since that movie was released in 1990, 60 00:02:27,372 --> 00:02:31,583 I have seen every conceivable variation 61 00:02:31,583 --> 00:02:33,961 of what I call ghosting. 62 00:02:33,961 --> 00:02:37,215 This can be guy-on-girl, girl-on-guy. 63 00:02:37,215 --> 00:02:40,176 The hilarious guy-on-guy. 64 00:02:43,804 --> 00:02:46,682 So since it never stopped, 65 00:02:46,682 --> 00:02:52,355 I had to adopt a zero-Ghost-tolerance policy. 66 00:02:52,355 --> 00:02:55,107 If you hum three notes of that Righteous Brothers song, 67 00:02:55,107 --> 00:02:58,110 with God as my witness, I will come at you 68 00:02:58,110 --> 00:03:00,446 with everything I've got, okay? 69 00:03:00,446 --> 00:03:02,990 Let's have a great time. 70 00:03:05,326 --> 00:03:08,787 I'm making falafel. Not edible. Mm. 71 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:15,545 What are you making? A vase. 72 00:03:17,422 --> 00:03:18,881 Hey, guys. Yep? 73 00:03:18,881 --> 00:03:20,425 Look what I made. 74 00:03:20,425 --> 00:03:22,343 A participant badge. 75 00:03:26,596 --> 00:03:28,182 I don't know how. 76 00:03:28,182 --> 00:03:31,810 I just stuck my hands into the clay and it happened. 77 00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:33,854 You look at me. 78 00:03:33,854 --> 00:03:35,523 You have a gift. 79 00:03:35,523 --> 00:03:38,734 Jeff's competitive side had come out before, 80 00:03:38,734 --> 00:03:40,403 he had even displayed envy. 81 00:03:40,403 --> 00:03:42,405 But on that first day of Pottery class… 82 00:03:42,405 --> 00:03:43,864 Abed. Yeah? 83 00:03:43,864 --> 00:03:46,325 What did we discuss? No voiceover. I'm sorry. 84 00:03:46,325 --> 00:03:47,743 It is kind of a crutch. 85 00:03:57,545 --> 00:03:59,922 Never been on a boat. I didn't know what to wear. 86 00:03:59,922 --> 00:04:02,133 Yeah, it's intimidating. 87 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:03,968 We're in Pierce's world now. 88 00:04:03,968 --> 00:04:07,096 He's got all the boat clothes, and look at him christen. 89 00:04:07,096 --> 00:04:09,974 If that were me, I would've broken the bottle. 90 00:04:09,974 --> 00:04:12,351 I'm Professor Slaughter. 91 00:04:12,351 --> 00:04:15,687 Welcome aboard the S.S. Nose Candy, 92 00:04:15,687 --> 00:04:17,731 purchased through government auction. 93 00:04:17,731 --> 00:04:19,691 Oh, that's nice. It's not nice. 94 00:04:19,691 --> 00:04:21,652 It's your only weapon against the sea. 95 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,695 Don't know how to use her, you're dead. 96 00:04:23,695 --> 00:04:25,781 Together, you will work as one crew. 97 00:04:25,781 --> 00:04:27,866 You will succeed or fail as one crew. 98 00:04:27,866 --> 00:04:30,244 Consider this parking lot the ocean. 99 00:04:30,244 --> 00:04:32,037 Whatever you drop, you lose. 100 00:04:32,037 --> 00:04:34,248 Mishandle the sails, you capsize and die. 101 00:04:34,248 --> 00:04:37,042 Now, does Little Miss Nice have a name? 102 00:04:37,042 --> 00:04:38,961 Shirley Bennett. 103 00:04:38,961 --> 00:04:41,839 Well, now you're Captain Shirley Bennett. 104 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:44,800 Aw, man. You will follow her every order. 105 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,969 Oh. 106 00:04:46,969 --> 00:04:50,181 I've never been a captain. I have. 107 00:04:50,181 --> 00:04:52,933 I commanded a jet ski through an electrical storm 108 00:04:52,933 --> 00:04:55,186 and only had one casualty. 109 00:04:55,186 --> 00:04:57,229 Jet skis only hold two people. 110 00:04:57,229 --> 00:04:58,939 Exactly. Saved half the crew. 111 00:04:58,939 --> 00:05:00,691 Pottery is cooler than I thought. 112 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:02,276 And harder. 113 00:05:02,276 --> 00:05:05,112 Except for that guy, Rich. He's like a natural. 114 00:05:05,112 --> 00:05:08,449 I'm worried about the effect it's having on Jeff. 115 00:05:08,449 --> 00:05:11,243 Yeah, someone call a shrink. What? 116 00:05:11,243 --> 00:05:12,911 You're usually the cool one. 117 00:05:12,911 --> 00:05:15,456 Abed, you understand the point 118 00:05:15,456 --> 00:05:17,708 of a blow-off class is to blow it off? 119 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:20,711 Not to be cool at making important mud pies. 120 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,588 Not willing to admit he's talented? 121 00:05:22,588 --> 00:05:24,423 No, because he's not. 122 00:05:24,423 --> 00:05:26,342 If I were to make an effort, 123 00:05:26,342 --> 00:05:28,260 you'd think I was the cat's pajamas. 124 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:30,054 "Cat's pajamas"? 125 00:05:30,054 --> 00:05:31,472 Okay, Pierce. 126 00:05:31,472 --> 00:05:35,267 Somebody's mommy gave him too much praise. 127 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:37,603 Man, so did someone's psych teacher. 128 00:05:42,358 --> 00:05:45,110 Oh, Señor Chang. 129 00:05:45,110 --> 00:05:49,240 Yes, I was robbed at the YMCA. Again. 130 00:05:54,786 --> 00:05:58,708 All right, let's do this. 131 00:06:08,551 --> 00:06:11,679 Jeff, do you know what you are? 132 00:06:11,679 --> 00:06:13,264 You're special. 133 00:06:13,264 --> 00:06:15,266 You're very special, Jeff. 134 00:06:15,266 --> 00:06:19,311 The most special little boy in the world. 135 00:06:30,114 --> 00:06:31,990 Take her back to harbor. 136 00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:34,577 Flank the sheets and trim the headsail. 137 00:06:34,577 --> 00:06:36,828 Aye aye. 138 00:06:38,163 --> 00:06:40,916 Eyes on me for a moment. 139 00:06:40,916 --> 00:06:43,335 I don't see students here, I see seamen. 140 00:06:43,335 --> 00:06:45,129 And I didn't create them. 141 00:06:45,129 --> 00:06:48,840 From the moment you climbed aboard, I saw seamen inside you. 142 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,176 More importantly, you've stopped giggling 143 00:06:51,176 --> 00:06:52,470 at the word "seamen." 144 00:06:52,470 --> 00:06:54,888 And that's the mark of a real seaman. 145 00:06:54,888 --> 00:06:56,557 All right, as you were. 146 00:06:56,557 --> 00:07:00,645 Okay, then, crew, make fast the topping lift. 147 00:07:00,645 --> 00:07:01,937 I'll get the rope. 148 00:07:04,273 --> 00:07:06,776 Oh, my God. Damn. He's ghost riding the jib. 149 00:07:06,776 --> 00:07:08,653 Pierce, hang on. 150 00:07:10,488 --> 00:07:12,615 That hat's gone. Lost at sea. 151 00:07:12,615 --> 00:07:15,534 I might be able to reach it. it landed on that Hyundai. 152 00:07:15,534 --> 00:07:18,663 I mean, mermaid's car. 153 00:07:18,663 --> 00:07:20,456 Get back on this boat. 154 00:07:20,456 --> 00:07:22,792 No, no, no. 155 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:25,711 Well, I spoke too soon. Everybody gets a D. 156 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:28,673 If I had chosen to hit you with a storm just then, 157 00:07:28,673 --> 00:07:30,132 you all would have failed. 158 00:07:30,132 --> 00:07:32,426 Get your crew in line, captain. 159 00:07:33,803 --> 00:07:36,221 Permission to speak? Mm-hm. 160 00:07:36,221 --> 00:07:38,557 You really screwed the pooch on that one. 161 00:07:38,557 --> 00:07:40,768 And I can't swim. 162 00:07:42,394 --> 00:07:45,690 So, you see, ladies, it's a working fountain. 163 00:07:45,690 --> 00:07:47,149 With a bird. 164 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:52,655 Jeff! Ready to make some art in the shape of a vase? 165 00:07:52,655 --> 00:07:54,490 No, can't. 166 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:56,534 Ooh, ouch. Let me take a look. 167 00:07:56,534 --> 00:07:58,703 Rich, being good at Beginner Pottery 168 00:07:58,703 --> 00:08:00,454 doesn't mean you can heal people. 169 00:08:00,454 --> 00:08:03,415 That's true. But my medical degree does. 170 00:08:03,415 --> 00:08:05,250 I'm a doctor. A doctor? 171 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:06,836 I just take pottery to unwind. 172 00:08:06,836 --> 00:08:08,796 I haven't lost a patient in five years. 173 00:08:08,796 --> 00:08:10,548 Puts a lot of pressure on a person. 174 00:08:10,548 --> 00:08:13,133 So the good news is, neither sprained nor broken. 175 00:08:13,133 --> 00:08:14,510 Oh, thank God. 176 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:16,303 But I'll have to get a second opinion 177 00:08:16,303 --> 00:08:18,389 from a guy in my basket-weaving class. 178 00:08:20,015 --> 00:08:21,892 That's great. That's funny. 179 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:24,353 Good to see you getting along with Rich. 180 00:08:24,353 --> 00:08:28,649 What's he like? He's a ringer. 181 00:08:28,649 --> 00:08:32,069 A what? You know, a con man, a grifter, a ringer. 182 00:08:32,069 --> 00:08:33,696 He's an expert potter 183 00:08:33,696 --> 00:08:36,407 who signs up for novice classes to impress people. 184 00:08:36,407 --> 00:08:38,826 If he wants to impress, why join a pottery class? 185 00:08:38,826 --> 00:08:40,703 Why not just say, "Hi, I'm a doctor"? 186 00:08:40,703 --> 00:08:42,371 Because he's crazy. 187 00:08:42,371 --> 00:08:44,749 And fancy jobs don't impress people. 188 00:08:44,749 --> 00:08:46,876 You weren't impressed I'm a lawyer. 189 00:08:46,876 --> 00:08:49,503 Anyone can be a lawyer. You can represent yourself. 190 00:08:49,503 --> 00:08:51,171 You can't do surgery on yourself. 191 00:08:51,171 --> 00:08:52,964 It's illegal. You'd get arrested. 192 00:08:52,964 --> 00:08:54,592 And then you'd get a free lawyer. 193 00:08:54,592 --> 00:08:56,927 Rich showed me how to make a flared lip 194 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:59,054 and check for breast lumps. 195 00:08:59,054 --> 00:09:01,932 I don't know how, and I don't know when, 196 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:04,226 but one day that guy is gonna slip up. 197 00:09:04,226 --> 00:09:06,937 And when that happens, I'll be there to expose him. 198 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,981 Jeff, if your finger's still bugging you, 199 00:09:09,981 --> 00:09:12,276 just get creative. 200 00:09:12,276 --> 00:09:15,404 I wanna kiss you on the mouth. I'm sorry? 201 00:09:21,577 --> 00:09:23,537 Hey, Rich. Hey. 202 00:09:23,537 --> 00:09:25,956 Don't run so fast, you're among friends. 203 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:29,209 How you doing, Jeff? What's up? Not much, nada mucho. 204 00:09:29,209 --> 00:09:30,878 Natalie Merchant. 205 00:09:30,878 --> 00:09:34,882 Just want to thank you for taking a look at my finger. 206 00:09:34,882 --> 00:09:38,803 Anytime. Doc Potterywood, I like it. 207 00:09:38,803 --> 00:09:41,430 Have you taken many pottery classes? 208 00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:43,223 No, this is my first. Of the year? 209 00:09:43,223 --> 00:09:45,100 Ever. No pottery at doctor school? 210 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,811 Medical school? Pottery school. 211 00:09:46,811 --> 00:09:49,814 Pottery school? Pottery school? How long? 212 00:09:49,814 --> 00:09:52,399 It's kind of weird, I feel I'm being interrogated, 213 00:09:52,399 --> 00:09:55,360 by someone who doesn't wanna know anything important. 214 00:09:57,362 --> 00:10:00,741 Oh, hey, New Mexico. Long way from home. 215 00:10:00,741 --> 00:10:03,243 Yeah. Well, I did my residency in Santa Fe. 216 00:10:03,243 --> 00:10:05,162 Santa Fe. Yeah. 217 00:10:05,162 --> 00:10:06,789 Can I give you a lift somewhere? 218 00:10:06,789 --> 00:10:09,834 Oh, no, thanks. I'm getting there. 219 00:10:17,925 --> 00:10:21,345 Did you sleep here? Only for a few hours. 220 00:10:21,345 --> 00:10:25,098 Guess where Rich is from. Couldn't have been Crazy Town. 221 00:10:25,098 --> 00:10:29,060 You'd gone to school together. Santa Fe, New Mexico. 222 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:32,022 Nobody gets out of Santa Fe without learning to make a pot. 223 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,607 Forty-five percent Hispanic. 224 00:10:33,607 --> 00:10:36,109 Fifth-highest Native American population. 225 00:10:36,109 --> 00:10:38,654 They eat and breathe clay there. 226 00:10:38,654 --> 00:10:41,323 I think some of this research is from Wikipedia. 227 00:10:41,323 --> 00:10:43,826 You're mocking me? You? 228 00:10:43,826 --> 00:10:46,537 No, you, fine, go ahead, mock me. 229 00:10:46,537 --> 00:10:48,747 You're Goldblum-ing. Goldblum-ing? 230 00:10:50,332 --> 00:10:53,126 I, uh… I don't know what that means. 231 00:10:53,126 --> 00:10:55,963 Look, I have work to do before class 232 00:10:55,963 --> 00:10:58,298 because I wanna catch Rich when he slips up. 233 00:10:58,298 --> 00:11:00,634 Who even cares if he's pretending? 234 00:11:00,634 --> 00:11:03,303 Pottery cares. Integrity cares. 235 00:11:03,303 --> 00:11:06,431 Look, I don't care. I just care that he cares. 236 00:11:06,431 --> 00:11:08,934 It's lame that he cares. 237 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,395 Shoelace came untied. Could happen to anybody. 238 00:11:11,395 --> 00:11:13,647 That's your excuse? Britta weighs 5 pounds. 239 00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:16,107 Troy can't swim. I've never seen the ocean. 240 00:11:16,107 --> 00:11:17,902 Uh, I can swim, racist. 241 00:11:17,902 --> 00:11:20,738 Listen to me. On my boat, the crew comes first. 242 00:11:20,738 --> 00:11:22,071 No single person is above it. 243 00:11:22,071 --> 00:11:24,491 You either shape up or ship the hell out. 244 00:11:24,491 --> 00:11:27,536 Now I know what the C in captain stands for. 245 00:11:27,536 --> 00:11:28,996 Crab apple. 246 00:11:28,996 --> 00:11:32,041 I thought you said kind people were always kind. 247 00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:34,043 Yes. And strong people change. 248 00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:35,920 If the sea was always still and calm, 249 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,128 nobody would respect her. 250 00:11:37,128 --> 00:11:39,464 I'm like the sea. Hey. 251 00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:42,760 Cuckoo birds, do you mind? This is important. 252 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,970 College is where mental problems activate. 253 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:47,347 I hope I get multiple personalities. 254 00:11:47,347 --> 00:11:49,850 I get lonely in long showers. 255 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:55,689 The barometer's dropping. The temperature is warm, 256 00:11:55,689 --> 00:11:58,984 but we're heading into a high-pressure flow. 257 00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:01,486 That's a perfect storm. 258 00:12:01,486 --> 00:12:03,781 Reef the mainsail and furl the jib. 259 00:12:03,781 --> 00:12:06,241 Is that nautical talk or urban speak? 260 00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:07,952 We have to turn back. 261 00:12:07,952 --> 00:12:09,160 Accidental jibe. 262 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,746 Hit the deck. 263 00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:14,583 Oh! Man overboard. 264 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,043 Pierce is dead! 265 00:12:16,043 --> 00:12:18,045 No, wait. His stomach is moving. 266 00:12:18,045 --> 00:12:19,797 Oh, my God. Pierce. 267 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:23,675 Ugh. That's it. Pull me in. 268 00:12:23,675 --> 00:12:25,803 The storm is overtaking you, captain. 269 00:12:25,803 --> 00:12:27,304 We don't have time. 270 00:12:27,304 --> 00:12:29,807 I'm trying as hard as I can. I have skinny arms. 271 00:12:29,807 --> 00:12:32,851 I said, we don't have time. 272 00:12:35,479 --> 00:12:37,106 What? No. Pull… 273 00:12:37,106 --> 00:12:38,816 Wait. Pull me in. 274 00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:41,359 What do you mean, "time"? That's it. 275 00:12:45,572 --> 00:12:48,617 What? No. 276 00:12:48,617 --> 00:12:50,452 No! 277 00:12:50,452 --> 00:12:52,121 Bring the boom amid ship. 278 00:12:53,204 --> 00:12:56,875 No! No! 279 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,419 What in God's name have we done? 280 00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:03,966 Hey. 281 00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:06,259 Get out of my parking spot, dipwad. 282 00:13:06,259 --> 00:13:08,012 Security. 283 00:13:08,012 --> 00:13:11,932 Take an intermediate class if you're an intermediate. 284 00:13:11,932 --> 00:13:13,600 Don't come in here 285 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,978 making your fear of failure our problem. 286 00:13:15,978 --> 00:13:18,730 I mean, it's crazy. It's crazy. 287 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:20,482 I mean, he's a crazy person. 288 00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:22,275 I'm scared. 289 00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:23,902 It's okay. This is good for him. 290 00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:26,155 He's confronting his own limitations. 291 00:13:26,155 --> 00:13:28,281 Busted. 292 00:13:28,281 --> 00:13:31,076 Fatal mistake, Richy boy. 293 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:34,788 You are busted. I am? 294 00:13:34,788 --> 00:13:37,875 You just used the "throwing off the hump" method. 295 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:41,795 That's an advanced pottery technique, which I know 296 00:13:41,795 --> 00:13:46,466 because last night, I read the Encyclopedia of Pottery. 297 00:13:46,466 --> 00:13:48,593 What are you talking about? 298 00:13:49,887 --> 00:13:52,973 You are no beginner, Santa Fe. 299 00:13:52,973 --> 00:13:56,185 Hey, what is going on, my blueberries? 300 00:13:56,185 --> 00:13:58,645 Show him what you did. No. 301 00:13:58,645 --> 00:13:59,980 I rest my case. 302 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:04,609 What case? Throw the freaking hump! 303 00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:06,737 What are you doing? No. Hey! Hey! 304 00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:08,655 It's the hilarious guy-on-guy. 305 00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:12,409 One rule I asked you to follow. One. 306 00:14:12,409 --> 00:14:14,536 Look. 307 00:14:14,536 --> 00:14:16,747 Made before he died. It's not in bad taste. 308 00:14:16,747 --> 00:14:22,211 Out, Winger. Fine. That's fine. 309 00:14:23,795 --> 00:14:27,049 Congratulations. You've failed a class so easy 310 00:14:27,049 --> 00:14:30,260 that people passing get a contact credit. 311 00:14:48,486 --> 00:14:51,907 Pierce. Still have the number of that investigator you used 312 00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:54,701 when you thought Ross Perot was sleeping with your mom? 313 00:14:54,701 --> 00:14:57,204 That guy in your class? Yeah. 314 00:14:57,204 --> 00:15:00,665 Face the facts. This kid's got talent you just don't have. 315 00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:03,001 How would you know? It's all over the school. 316 00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:05,045 Great. 317 00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:08,506 Why aren't you in sailing class? 318 00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:09,674 They drowned me. 319 00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:11,135 Why? For a better grade. 320 00:15:11,135 --> 00:15:14,179 But weren't we discussing your flaws, Jeff? 321 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:16,598 Why are you letting this guy get to you? 322 00:15:16,598 --> 00:15:19,768 What's really going on? I made a bad pot. 323 00:15:22,146 --> 00:15:26,275 I always thought that I was special and different. 324 00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:29,611 And I guess I just have a really hard time 325 00:15:29,611 --> 00:15:33,531 when I want to be good at something and I suck. 326 00:15:33,531 --> 00:15:35,075 Uh-huh. 327 00:15:38,036 --> 00:15:39,246 Here, give me a hand. 328 00:15:39,246 --> 00:15:40,747 What are you doing? 329 00:15:40,747 --> 00:15:42,874 I'm going back to my sailing class. 330 00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:44,293 After they murdered you? 331 00:15:44,293 --> 00:15:46,086 Jeffrey, when I was born, 332 00:15:46,086 --> 00:15:48,463 I got my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck, 333 00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:50,381 both arms and one of my ankles. 334 00:15:50,381 --> 00:15:53,551 Mom said the doctors stopped delivering me 335 00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:55,637 and just started laughing. 336 00:15:55,637 --> 00:15:59,724 I mean, if I ever let being bad at something stop me, 337 00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:01,226 I wouldn't even be here. 338 00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:05,730 That thing some men call failure, I call living. 339 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:07,440 Breakfast. 340 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:11,069 And I'm not leaving till I've cleaned out the buffet. 341 00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:13,280 Now, how about a shove? 342 00:16:20,287 --> 00:16:21,454 Good luck, Pierce. 343 00:16:21,454 --> 00:16:24,291 Don't need it. Never had it. 344 00:16:28,086 --> 00:16:30,130 Britta, trim the boom flat. 345 00:16:30,130 --> 00:16:32,716 Troy, sit windward to heel the boat. 346 00:16:32,716 --> 00:16:35,426 My, the sea has a worthy opponent. 347 00:16:36,469 --> 00:16:39,223 Oh, my God, it's Pierce. 348 00:16:43,894 --> 00:16:46,897 Man, that guy's life is one big joke. 349 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:52,861 I feel bad for him, 350 00:16:52,861 --> 00:16:55,364 but things have been smoother since he drowned. 351 00:16:55,364 --> 00:16:57,032 I bet he gets that all the time. 352 00:17:01,745 --> 00:17:03,247 Oh. Oh. Hey. Hey. 353 00:17:03,247 --> 00:17:04,998 Oh, my God. It's going down! 354 00:17:04,998 --> 00:17:07,000 Pierce is going to be the only person 355 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,586 ever to drown in a parking lot, 356 00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:13,298 twice. 357 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:15,425 Help! Damn the storm. 358 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,886 We're going after Pierce. Jump the halyard. 359 00:17:17,886 --> 00:17:20,305 Star-Burns, man the iron jinny. 360 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:23,141 There's a man overboard. That's an order. 361 00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:24,601 I'm gonna sink. 362 00:17:24,601 --> 00:17:27,979 I'm about to get the only A I will ever get, 363 00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:30,315 and Pierce isn't even dying. Bailing. 364 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:31,858 You don't have to do this. 365 00:17:31,858 --> 00:17:34,111 I know. But I'd rather be kind 366 00:17:34,111 --> 00:17:36,154 and get stepped on every once in a while 367 00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:40,075 than be a hard-ass and turn my back on a friend. 368 00:17:40,075 --> 00:17:41,492 Hoist the mains. 369 00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:45,956 I don't want to go this way. 370 00:17:51,044 --> 00:17:53,255 We're coming, Pierce. 371 00:17:53,255 --> 00:17:55,215 Help. 372 00:17:55,215 --> 00:17:57,008 How's it looking? 373 00:17:57,008 --> 00:17:59,928 We've gotta go faster. Okay, come on, Star-Burns. 374 00:17:59,928 --> 00:18:01,596 It's filling with water. 375 00:18:11,522 --> 00:18:13,066 It's going down. 376 00:18:13,066 --> 00:18:15,319 Pierce, we're coming. 377 00:18:15,319 --> 00:18:18,029 Dear God. Dear God. 378 00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:25,162 Oh, yes. Oh, Britta. 379 00:18:25,162 --> 00:18:26,537 Troy. 380 00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,500 Here you go. We gotcha. 381 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,710 Here you go. Okay. 382 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:37,007 Are you okay? You all right? 383 00:18:37,007 --> 00:18:40,469 You just steered your boat into a storm. Any last words? 384 00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:44,139 The sea may be cold and unforgiving, 385 00:18:44,139 --> 00:18:45,974 but I'm not. 386 00:18:45,974 --> 00:18:47,642 The ship might go down 387 00:18:47,642 --> 00:18:50,354 but at least she'll go down with honor. 388 00:18:50,354 --> 00:18:51,729 I'll take your captain's hat 389 00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:54,065 because I'm promoting you to admiral. 390 00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:55,900 You all get an A. Oh! 391 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,610 Admiral Shirley. I like that. 392 00:18:57,610 --> 00:18:59,946 It means nothing, really, the class is over. 393 00:18:59,946 --> 00:19:01,239 But you deserve it. 394 00:19:01,239 --> 00:19:03,908 Somebody has to do this. 395 00:19:03,908 --> 00:19:05,160 I'm king of the… 396 00:19:07,329 --> 00:19:08,913 Don't ruin a perfect week. 397 00:19:11,624 --> 00:19:15,753 I'm not gonna spoon you again. I appreciate that. 398 00:19:15,753 --> 00:19:18,507 Yeah, I can't fully explain my behavior. 399 00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:20,842 I'd love to blame booze or demon possession… 400 00:19:20,842 --> 00:19:22,719 You know what? Don't worry about it. 401 00:19:22,719 --> 00:19:24,095 I'm bad at holding grudges. 402 00:19:24,095 --> 00:19:25,596 Well, I'm bad at pottery. 403 00:19:25,596 --> 00:19:28,725 I'm an amateur pottery enthusiast 404 00:19:28,725 --> 00:19:31,644 trying as hard as I can at something I suck at. 405 00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:34,439 It's great. And the teacher said I could stay 406 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,275 if I don't have any more Ghost bursts. 407 00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:39,819 Fantastic. Well, good luck. 408 00:19:39,819 --> 00:19:42,489 Don't need it. 409 00:19:44,115 --> 00:19:47,077 Jeff, you're a normal person. 410 00:19:47,077 --> 00:19:49,746 There's nothing very special about you at all. 411 00:19:49,746 --> 00:19:52,416 You're going to be great at a few things, 412 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,751 but really crappy at many more. 413 00:19:54,751 --> 00:19:56,961 And that takes a lot of the pressure off 414 00:19:56,961 --> 00:20:00,424 so you can live a full, happy life. 415 00:20:00,424 --> 00:20:03,968 And sorry it took me so long to tell you that, 416 00:20:03,968 --> 00:20:06,179 and it was only in your imagination. 417 00:20:06,179 --> 00:20:09,224 My bad. Kind of a sloppy mom. 418 00:20:09,224 --> 00:20:12,310 That's okay, Mom. Nobody's perfect. 419 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,063 I'm still scared. 420 00:20:15,063 --> 00:20:18,983 Clay ashtray. You're an idiot. 421 00:20:18,983 --> 00:20:21,445 Why do you have time to make pottery? 422 00:20:21,445 --> 00:20:25,156 Couldn't you use a little more practice being a doctor? 423 00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:28,493 Not that it'll ever bring your brother back to life. 424 00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:29,994 It was supposed to be you 425 00:20:29,994 --> 00:20:32,372 on that roller coaster, Richard. 426 00:20:32,372 --> 00:20:35,666 It was supposed to be you! 427 00:20:39,087 --> 00:20:41,339 Whoo! 428 00:20:45,176 --> 00:20:48,679 Oh, come on. Again? 429 00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:10,034 Good grief.