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Hey, man. My name is jeff.

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I'm trying to lock down the rest
of my schedule before the deadline.

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I heard this class was a cakewalk.
Are you passing it?

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Do you like dane cook?
Yeah, he's awesome.

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So far so good.

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Death, so called

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Is a thing that makes men weep

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And yet a third of life
is spent in sleep

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Open your text books to page 37.

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Now close them
and throw them away.

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Throw it away. Ha-Ha-Ha.

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Throw it away.

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For those who are new,
the motto of this class,

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Carpe diem, seize the day,
no tests, no papers.

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You want an a?

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Live in

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The moment.

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Jackpot.

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Take off your shoes.
Quick, take off your shoes.

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Everyone, take your shoes off,
throw them away.

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Throw them across the room
over there.

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Today we learn to walk,
get up and walk out the door.

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This day could be your last.

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You could die in your sleep.
You could get hit by a bus.

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You, that mole is raised and dark,
it's not a good combo.

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You are new.
Yes, i'm new, but i'll be old too soon.

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Carpe diem, sir, carpe diem.

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I like it!

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Voice command.

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Voice command.

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Voice command.

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Voice command.

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Voice command.

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Voice comm—

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Would you please use the buttons?

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Okay, grandpa.

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Achoo!
Oh. God bless you, dear.

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What's so funny?
You guys, i found it.

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The ultimate blow-Off class.

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Professor whitman,
he thinks
he's in dead poets society.

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There's no tests, there's no work,
it's just day seizing.

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The deadline to enroll is tomorrow.
I suggest you all do it.

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Well, some of us are here
to actually learn things.

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I'm in.
Me too, it sounds educational.

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I'll do it, i love robin williams.
Abed?

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Not a fan. In every movie,
there's an authority figure

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That gets mad at him
for making people laugh.

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No, are you going to take the class?
Oh, can't.

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My dad will only pay for classes
that will help me run
the family restaurant.

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It's been struggling since 2001,
9/11 was pretty much
the 9/11 of the falafel business.

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So your dad has your whole life
planned out for you?

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Are you even interested in falafel?
I'm interested in making movies.

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But my dad says
all media's western propaganda
that negatively stereotypes arabs.

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Then he should see aladdin,
jafar was a badass.

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Yes, he was.
Yeah.

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He was.

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Abed,
how much does a film class cost?

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Seventy dollars.

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Britta?
Jeff?

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Britta.
Isn't abed's dad a hardcore muslim?

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They're not as understanding
as christians.

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You could get your head cut off
with a salami sword.

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Shirley, that's the most racist thing
i've ever heard.

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Pierce will beat that in one minute.

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This is really nice of you.

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The memo says, "for dreams."
aw.

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You guys,
are we going to study spanish,

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Or keep getting involved
in each other's personal lives?

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Achoo!
Hey, troy sneezes like a girl.

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How about i pound you like a boy?
That didn't come out right.

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Why don't you leave him alone
with his cute baby sneezes.

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You're not my mother.
She's not?

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Twenty-Nine seconds.

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[§§§]

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What's your name?
My name is shirley bennett.

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Shirley, you get an a,
oh.

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If you can tell me
why you are here at greendale.

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What did i tell you?

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Okay, but, uh, never again.

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Shirley?

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To get a degree in business
so i can sell my baked goods

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And whatnot on the lnternet.

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Why are you here?

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To get a degree in business
so i can sell my baked goods
and whatnot on the lnternet.

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Why are you here?

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Because i wasted 15 years
of my life

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On a man who left me
with nothing but stretch marks

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And a foggy memory
of two bland orgasms.

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And now it's time to get
what's mine.

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Day seized.

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Only when we stop stopping our lives
can we begin to start starting them.

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Ms. Edison here, for example,

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Would rather write what happens
to other people than live

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What is happening to her.

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I thought there might be a quiz.
Well, here's a quiz for you.

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Why did the pretty young girl
die alone,

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Surrounded
by sweater-Wearing cats

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Who were trained
to use human toilets?

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Get up on your desk.

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Come on, stand on your desk.

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Up on your desk.

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She made it. Ha-Ha.

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Everyone, stand on your desks.

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Up, up, up. Come on.

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Rise, rise,
rise above the programming.

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All your lives you were told
don't stand on your desk.

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Well, why not?

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She's okay, go to the nurse,
seize the day.

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You know, i was very moved
by your honesty earlier.

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Particularly the part
about, uh,
your husband not being...

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Your homework. Ah.

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Oh.

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I want you to swim in a lake
and tell 10 people
that you love them.

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Mr. Winger,
may i have a word, please?

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Are you okay?
Oh. Oh, maybe, i'm not.

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Hi, mr. Winger,
i like to think that every life

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That passes through this class
is changed.

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But every year,
there's always
one cocky opportunist

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Who's just here to coast
and grab an easy a.

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Oh, yeah.

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His name is pierce,
i can talk to him for you.

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It's actually you, mr. Winger.

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You have no intention
of seizing the day.

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What? Listen, l—
i have never lived
until i met you.

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I— i love you.
There's one down, nine to go.

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Not that i need the grade
or even want it.

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Well, glad to hear it, because
if you don't genuinely seize the day

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Before the end of the week,

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Then you will be seizing an f
for the semester.

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[§§§]

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This is no way to teach accounting.

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I have to plan in advance
how to prove that
i live in the moment.

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I'd rather take an actual class,
but now it's too late to drop or add.

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It is not fair how hard it is
for you to cheat here.

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Hah! Hey, how's it going?
How's your film class, buddy?

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It's cool.
Our first assignment
is a documentary.

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They're like real movies
but with ugly people.

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I'm learning a lot.
That is so wonderful.

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Some people don't like
getting involved in others' lives.
I think it's great.

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Hey, if you're making
a documentary about britta
patting herself on the back,

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You're gonna need
a backup battery.

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Actually,
i'm doing a movie about my dad.

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That is brilliant. How did he react
to you signing up for the film class?

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That part hasn't happened yet.
Here he comes.

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Hey, you want to get involved
in my family's business?

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Holy war.

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Where do i find mr. Britta?

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I'm mr. Britta.

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That's right,
i'm a woman with rights.

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And you can see my whole face.

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Oh. I get it, because i'm arab
i must hate women.

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Let me tell you something.
I love women.

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But i'm getting a major b-Word vibe
from you.

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Ow, i can't believe i missed out
on getting involved in this.

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You go host american idol,
and you stop messing with my son.

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He is a special boy.

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I raise him. You don't.
Raising him

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Means letting him follow dreams.
Dreams are for sleeping.

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You don't know that.
It's clinically proven.

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So is polio.
You lost me.

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Abed wants to study film.

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What's he saying?
He says we're leaving.

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Tell him you wanna stay
and study film.

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I don't think i'm really in the scene.
See?

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It's hard to talk to him before,
now we have this between us.

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Let's go.
Hey. Hey.

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Don't touch me.

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You— you don't touch me.
Stop.

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Sir, you have a right to your faith
and your family's privacy

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But abed is an adult
and a u.S. Citizen.

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Right?
Yeah.

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And he has the right to stay.

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Fine.

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You want to raise him?
You raise him, i'm out.

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Wait, what?
You know, i had a father like you.

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And the day
i finally cut myself loose

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Is the day
i finally started being happy.

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That went well.

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I have to make some adjustments
to my film.

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Jeff, i think you should play
the role of my father.

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I don't want to be your father.
It's perfect,

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You already know your lines.

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[§§§]

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Why are you dressed
like an '80s rapist?

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Professor whitman
comes by here every morning

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And i need him to see me
celebrating life.

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What's all that?
I am calculating abed's expenses.

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You know, there's books, there's
meals, he's renting that camera.

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He needs a little spending money.
Um— all money is spending money.

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Oh. Um, britta, it's amazing
what you're doing for abed.

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I mean a lot of people
talk a good game, but you,

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You follow through.

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I love you.

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Shirley, thank you.
Bet that doesn't happen to you a lot.

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It happened yesterday.
Shirley's just
doing her homework.

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Hillary,
thank you for getting people coffee.

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I love you.

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Abed, how's it going, buddy?
Good, my film is coming together.

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Cool tie, jeff,
are you wearing that because
you're playing the role of my dad,

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Or is it really christmas?

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Definitely christmas.
Is that a new camera?

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Yeah. It's more expensive
but it lets me adjust
really specific settings

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That most people don't notice
or think about.

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Hi, i would like a latte,
and jeff, let me get you something.

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I'm okay.
Oh, come on, i got you.

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No, really, i don't need anything—
no, really. You're insulting me.

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Look at all this cash.
Okay. I will get a small, black coffee.

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Boo. An ordinary coffee
for an ordinary life.

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Good morning, professor whitman.

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Sorry, mr. Winger,
these won't cut it.

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Shazbat.
I shall have...

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A birthday cake.

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I've seen men in your situation,
troy.

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No, those are both for me.

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You were on top of the world before
and now no one gives a rat's ass.

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I can help you with your image.

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First, i'd lose the jacket,
you look like a high school bitch.

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But more importantly,
it's your sneeze.

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When i was a ceo,
i had an array of masculine sneezes

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That asserted dominance.

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Like the explosive
shock-The-Room-Into-Silence sneeze.

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Or, the draw them in sneeze,
you know.

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You know, maybe i wouldn't sneeze,
because i'm in control.

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You can even use a sneeze
to drive home a point.

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Like, i think the cubs
are gonna win it all this year.

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What do you think?

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Tell me more.

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It's show time.

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[§§§]

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Hey, everybody, good morning.

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Good morning, sir.
Good morning, greendale.

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Hi, good morning.

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Watch the kite. Uh-Oh.

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Mind if i get a chance? Oh!

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Thanks, you guys, bring it in here.
Nice.

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Thank you so much, you guys,
that was really fun.

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Sloppy.

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Considering the age of these girls,
unwittingly creepy.

240
00:12:37,868 --> 00:12:39,597
Damn it.

241
00:12:41,071 --> 00:12:44,700
Beat it. Professor. Will you look
at the amount of work
that i'm putting into this?

242
00:12:44,908 --> 00:12:46,205
I mean, throw me a bone.

243
00:12:46,409 --> 00:12:49,378
Had i not already cried
at the sunrise this morning,

244
00:12:49,579 --> 00:12:51,570
I would be weeping right now.

245
00:12:51,781 --> 00:12:55,080
What does that mean?
What do you mean, jeff?

246
00:12:55,285 --> 00:12:56,980
What does your life mean?

247
00:12:57,187 --> 00:12:58,586
How long does it take you
in the morning

248
00:12:58,788 --> 00:13:00,346
To make it look like
you have bed-Head?

249
00:13:00,557 --> 00:13:02,684
How many sweatpants-
Sports jacket combos

250
00:13:02,893 --> 00:13:06,590
Did you try before you found
the one that said, "l don't care?"

251
00:13:06,796 --> 00:13:09,560
Seize the day, jeff. For real.

252
00:13:09,766 --> 00:13:12,997
Go running naked in a hail storm.
Kiss a girl in the middle of the day.

253
00:13:13,203 --> 00:13:15,364
Fly a kite, but do it for yourself.

254
00:13:15,572 --> 00:13:18,439
Or you won't just fail my class,

255
00:13:18,642 --> 00:13:20,041
You'll fail life.

256
00:13:20,377 --> 00:13:22,345
[§§§]

257
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,380
Thank you.

258
00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:32,715
That guy's really got your number.
Drop the flower.

259
00:13:32,923 --> 00:13:34,413
I need to talk to you about abed.

260
00:13:34,624 --> 00:13:37,491
I went by his film class today,
he wasn't there, he's cutting.

261
00:13:37,694 --> 00:13:39,924
I wanna know why
he would do something like that.

262
00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:42,564
Ask him.
Every time i try to ask him about it,

263
00:13:42,766 --> 00:13:44,199
He just keeps filming me

264
00:13:44,401 --> 00:13:46,835
And telling me that i'm playing
the role of his mother.

265
00:13:47,037 --> 00:13:49,631
Abed is not normal.

266
00:13:49,839 --> 00:13:50,965
That's what you bought

267
00:13:51,174 --> 00:13:54,166
When you intentionally
tangled yourself in his life.

268
00:13:55,245 --> 00:13:57,770
Look, will you just—
will you please talk to him?

269
00:13:57,981 --> 00:14:00,472
I've got problems of my own.
I'm out here trying to seize a day.

270
00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:06,851
What in the hell?

271
00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:10,616
Is he gonna kill us?

272
00:14:13,596 --> 00:14:16,030
Thanks for the pizza, abed,
i was starving.

273
00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:19,633
Yeah, it's nice, like a picnic.
Or a family dinner.

274
00:14:19,836 --> 00:14:22,805
It's a study group and a pizza,
let's not get carried away.

275
00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:31,411
So, abed.

276
00:14:31,614 --> 00:14:33,445
How's film class?
Good.

277
00:14:34,617 --> 00:14:36,642
Yeah. Did you go to class today?
Not really.

278
00:14:36,853 --> 00:14:38,844
Not really. Well,
britta's paying for those classes,

279
00:14:39,055 --> 00:14:40,386
Don't you think
maybe you should go?

280
00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:43,184
I was shooting my movie.
Your movie is for class.

281
00:14:43,393 --> 00:14:46,521
My movie's more important.
La-La-La.

282
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:48,664
Someone order seven lattes?
I got that.

283
00:14:49,165 --> 00:14:52,157
No, you don't got it.
I got it, abed.

284
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,098
I got everything.

285
00:14:54,304 --> 00:14:57,330
What is wrong with you,
all i want to do is take care of you.

286
00:14:57,540 --> 00:15:00,134
I know you're not stupid,
are you doing this on purpose?

287
00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:06,678
Why won't you answer me?
This is the scene where you leave.

288
00:15:06,883 --> 00:15:10,341
You better believe it.
Britta.

289
00:15:15,492 --> 00:15:19,553
What do you think, dad?
I think you are really weird, abed.

290
00:15:20,063 --> 00:15:22,361
And i think
the wrong person just left.

291
00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:23,930
[§§§]

292
00:15:27,437 --> 00:15:28,529
Perfect. That's a wrap.

293
00:15:32,475 --> 00:15:33,840
That guy was your dad?

294
00:15:37,814 --> 00:15:38,906
Hey.
Hey.

295
00:15:39,382 --> 00:15:41,873
You don't really have tickets
for ravi shankar, do you.

296
00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:44,952
I lied to get you here
because it's time to communicate.

297
00:15:45,155 --> 00:15:47,555
Communicate?
Have you met abed?

298
00:15:47,757 --> 00:15:49,725
It's not the two of you
that need to talk.

299
00:15:49,926 --> 00:15:50,984
Hey, wait a minute,

300
00:15:51,194 --> 00:15:52,388
Where's weezer?
They're coming.

301
00:15:53,063 --> 00:15:55,725
All right. Now, the only reason
why this whole mess got started

302
00:15:55,932 --> 00:15:58,264
Is because both of you
wanted the best for abed.

303
00:15:58,768 --> 00:16:01,293
And i think the lesson
we can all take away from this

304
00:16:01,504 --> 00:16:04,940
Is that everyone should always do
whatever they want,

305
00:16:05,141 --> 00:16:07,302
And leave each other out of it.

306
00:16:08,745 --> 00:16:11,543
Is that your take?
Let me give you mine.

307
00:16:11,748 --> 00:16:14,615
You and your pillow-Lipped girlfriend
got all up in my stuff

308
00:16:14,818 --> 00:16:17,309
Because you wanted
to be cowboys,
and then you turned chicken

309
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,114
When you found out
it would take
more than speeches

310
00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:21,551
And guided missiles.

311
00:16:21,758 --> 00:16:23,783
Interesting,
i hadn't seen the iraq metaphor.

312
00:16:23,993 --> 00:16:27,724
What iraq metaphor?
I'm talking about
your speeches and her guided—

313
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:30,957
Got it. The point is,
is that britta is sorry, right?

314
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,395
Wrong.
Crap.

315
00:16:32,602 --> 00:16:34,194
Abed may not be
a great filmmaker

316
00:16:34,404 --> 00:16:36,497
But that doesn't mean
that he wants to make falafel.

317
00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:38,503
You need to let him
make his own decisions.

318
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:42,007
Make his own decisions?
Have you met abed?
You know who he is?

319
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:43,304
You have no—
guys.

320
00:16:43,513 --> 00:16:45,913
You're stupid.
I'm finished.

321
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:49,441
Britta, jeff, dad.

322
00:16:54,524 --> 00:16:55,923
Dad.

323
00:17:13,143 --> 00:17:16,510
How's it going, buddy?
I don't want to be your father.

324
00:17:21,017 --> 00:17:22,678
I think you are weird, abed.

325
00:17:22,886 --> 00:17:25,013
Hey, look.
I need to talk to you about abed.

326
00:17:25,221 --> 00:17:26,620
He's not normal.

327
00:17:29,893 --> 00:17:32,885
What is wrong with you?
All i want to do is take care of you.

328
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,294
Why will you not answer me?

329
00:17:45,175 --> 00:17:47,234
What do you think, dad?

330
00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:49,638
I think you are weird, abed.

331
00:17:50,246 --> 00:17:52,714
And i think
the wrong person just left.

332
00:17:59,055 --> 00:18:00,818
It's not exactly citizen kane.

333
00:18:07,063 --> 00:18:09,031
[§§§]

334
00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:28,977
I feel a little out of the loop here.

335
00:18:29,185 --> 00:18:31,278
That feeling is called
the joy of freedom.

336
00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:38,283
My son is hard to understand.

337
00:18:39,462 --> 00:18:43,558
If making movies help him
be understood,

338
00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:46,498
Then i pay for the class.

339
00:18:54,277 --> 00:18:55,437
I made this all happen.

340
00:18:55,645 --> 00:18:58,409
With falafel as a fallback.

341
00:19:02,819 --> 00:19:04,150
Abed.
Yeah?

342
00:19:04,721 --> 00:19:07,383
Did you do all of that to me
on purpose?

343
00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:11,316
That's not a very nice way
to treat your friends.

344
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:14,553
Well, britta,
it isn't called friend business,

345
00:19:14,764 --> 00:19:16,755
It's called show business.

346
00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:21,203
He's smoking.
Honey, let him leave the nest.

347
00:19:21,504 --> 00:19:23,472
[§§§]

348
00:19:24,307 --> 00:19:26,707
Get your hand off of my knee.

349
00:19:33,983 --> 00:19:35,041
God— god bless you.

350
00:19:35,251 --> 00:19:38,220
God bless you.
Thank you.

351
00:19:39,322 --> 00:19:42,223
For someone who doesn't like
getting involved, well,

352
00:19:42,425 --> 00:19:44,086
I owe you.

353
00:19:44,294 --> 00:19:45,955
You owe me?

354
00:19:46,162 --> 00:19:48,653
That can not be comfortable for you.

355
00:19:48,865 --> 00:19:51,732
Hey, um...

356
00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:54,596
You should kiss me right now.

357
00:20:05,048 --> 00:20:07,073
Day seized!

358
00:20:07,283 --> 00:20:08,944
We're even.
Ha-Ha-Ha.

359
00:20:09,552 --> 00:20:10,644
A plus, winger.

360
00:20:10,853 --> 00:20:14,289
I know a life-Changing kiss
when i see one. Wowee!

361
00:20:17,894 --> 00:20:19,452
Yeah.

362
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,561
Fooled you.

363
00:20:21,764 --> 00:20:23,732
[§§§]

364
00:20:37,647 --> 00:20:38,739
Am i krumping?
No.

365
00:20:38,948 --> 00:20:40,813
Am i krumping? Am i krumping?
No. No.

366
00:20:41,017 --> 00:20:42,814
Am i krumping now?

367
00:20:43,319 --> 00:20:44,843
No.

368
00:20:45,221 --> 00:20:47,815
This is krumping.

369
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:04,970
We— we're krumping.
No, you're not.

370
00:21:06,909 --> 00:21:10,504
[§§§]