1 00:00:05,210 --> 00:00:08,420 Gentlemen, may I present to you the suicide squad. 2 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:10,230 Hang on there, genius. You want us, your enemies, 3 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,930 to help you bring down commissioner Kelly? 4 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:13,300 You guys consider me your enemy? 5 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:15,010 You're some of my best friends. 6 00:00:15,090 --> 00:00:16,610 We haven't talked to you in, like, three years, c.J. 7 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,320 Wait, yeah. I'm thinking of different guys. 8 00:00:18,390 --> 00:00:20,310 Oh, Raymond, that you came to me to ask for help 9 00:00:20,390 --> 00:00:21,590 shows how much you've matured. 10 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,330 You know what else shows how much you've matured? 11 00:00:23,350 --> 00:00:24,770 Your withered face. 12 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:27,270 Now I know why you refer to this as a suicide squad, peralta, 13 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,610 because I already want to kill myself. 14 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:31,630 Why don't you wait a week? You'll probably die of old age. 15 00:00:31,650 --> 00:00:32,710 The only way I'm going to die 16 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:34,990 is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers 17 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:37,910 and drag me across the river styx, you reaper. 18 00:00:37,990 --> 00:00:39,830 Ah, wonderful. Very creative. 19 00:00:39,910 --> 00:00:41,660 Look, John Kelly has to be stopped. 20 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,710 He's spying on civilians. It's unconstitutional and it's wrong. 21 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:46,920 Please. Do you think any one of these jackals 22 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,670 cares about what's right or wrong? 23 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:51,420 |'|| help. See, sir? There is good in every person. 24 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:52,570 But I want it to be known it's for selfish reasons. 25 00:00:52,590 --> 00:00:54,010 Why would you want that to be known? 26 00:00:54,090 --> 00:00:56,280 'Cause I've never met c.J. Before and I want him to think that I'm cool. 27 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:58,700 It's working. I mean, I love how you're taking over the room. 28 00:00:58,760 --> 00:00:59,820 Like that? Yeah, it's awesome. 29 00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:02,370 You know, I actually wouldn't mind getting rid of John Kelly either. 30 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:03,890 That guy makes up so many dumb rules. 31 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,370 He told me I couldn't eat raw chicken. 32 00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:06,620 And you think a new commissioner will... 33 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,460 Yeah, he's already on board, so, yes, a new commissioner 34 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,770 would let you eat raw chicken for whatever reason. 35 00:01:10,860 --> 00:01:12,700 It's healthier. It sure is, ceej. 36 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:13,840 And what do you hope to get out of this, Madeline? 37 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:16,240 Let me guess, revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister? 38 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,610 I want the same as you, Raymond. 39 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:19,830 I think what John Kelly is doing is terrible. 40 00:01:19,910 --> 00:01:21,200 Yes, well said, wuntch. 41 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,500 So, we're all on board. This is exciting! 42 00:01:23,580 --> 00:01:26,330 Let's bring it in, huh? "Suicide squad" on three. 43 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,210 Ready? One, two... 44 00:01:28,290 --> 00:01:29,430 Idonttouch other dudes' hands. 45 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:30,810 Whose hand is sticky? It might be me. 46 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,900 I ate a Popsicle earlier. It's probably Madeline. 47 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,170 Cockroaches release a mucus-like secretion. 48 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:37,140 You would know about roaches, you roach. 49 00:01:37,220 --> 00:01:39,260 And three! Suicide squad! 50 00:01:59,990 --> 00:02:01,030 Sorry. Sorry I'm late. 51 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,580 Why is Santiago here? 52 00:02:02,660 --> 00:02:03,910 We agreed to keep this secret. 53 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,050 Well, it's hard to keep secrets 54 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,180 when you're married to an ace detective. 55 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,870 He told me as soon as he got home. 56 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,800 I did. I'm so excited about the suicide squad. 57 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,920 Ah, I love seeing these glimpses of domestic peraltiago. 58 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,210 Now kiss. 59 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,570 You don't do it enough. We do it all the time, 60 00:02:15,590 --> 00:02:17,430 just not in front of you. It's been a year! 61 00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:18,570 We don't have time for this. 62 00:02:18,590 --> 00:02:19,630 Now, Kelly's stingrays 63 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,280 can steal cell phone data from anyone, including us, 64 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:22,570 so, I procured special equipment 65 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,230 for us to communicate with. 66 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,560 Extremely old beepers? 67 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:27,870 Yeah, they're analog, so the sting rays can't detect them. 68 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:30,100 I had one of these in high school, and it was so cool. 69 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:31,980 And you're just sitting in math class, 70 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:33,270 and you feel that buzz, 71 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,400 and it's your dad saying he loves you. 72 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:38,110 The rest of the day, you're just walking on air. 73 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:40,720 Did you guys just kiss? Mdlmmsfl? Hmm? 74 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:42,280 Yes. It was very unprofessional. 75 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,910 Oh, come on! I don't like this. 76 00:02:43,990 --> 00:02:45,550 I wouldn't wish working with Madeline wuntch 77 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:46,580 on my worst enemy, 78 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:48,240 and my worst enemy is Madeline wuntch, 79 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:49,370 whom I hate. 80 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:50,660 Look, if you wanna stop Kelly, 81 00:02:50,710 --> 00:02:52,380 she's the key to my entire plan. 82 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:53,710 So, ehheryou getoverh, 83 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:55,540 or we walk away from this thing right now. 84 00:02:56,670 --> 00:03:00,130 Ugh. Fine. I will learn to trust Madeline wuntch. 85 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:02,510 I will never trust Madeline wuntch. 86 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:03,880 She's a venomous snake 87 00:03:03,970 --> 00:03:06,180 waiting to strike, and you know what we do to snakes. 88 00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:07,260 Chop their heads off. 89 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:08,410 Remove the skin. Turn them into boots. 90 00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:10,350 Don't be absurd. Who would want troll skin boots? 91 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:11,450 You just said she was a snake. 92 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,690 The devil comes in many forms. 93 00:03:12,770 --> 00:03:15,360 No, what I meant was I want you to follow her 94 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,280 and make sure she doesn't betray us. 95 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,110 And, uh, don't tell peralta. 96 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:21,110 Count me in. I got nothing else going on. 97 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,260 Aren't you supposed to be getting ready to transfer to staten island? 98 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,530 That's not real. It was pretty real last week. 99 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:27,960 That's before I decided to pretend it wasn't. 100 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:29,990 I'm in denial. 101 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,140 Most people who are in denial 102 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,430 don't usually say they're in denial. 103 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:34,000 That's because they're in denial 104 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,710 about being in denial. 105 00:03:35,790 --> 00:03:37,420 But I'm not in denial. 106 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,170 I'm in denial. 107 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:41,760 Is jeffords' brain okay for this mission? Yes, sir. 108 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,970 For this and all future nine-nine missions, 109 00:03:44,050 --> 00:03:45,760 which I'll definitely be a part of. 110 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,140 Let's go. 111 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:48,560 So, this apartmentwill be 112 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,990 our base for the duration of the mission. 113 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:51,620 Thank you to the vulture for procuring it. 114 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,370 Hey, don't thank me. Thank my boy, Billy. 115 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,170 He said the place was mine while he's still in prison. 116 00:03:55,190 --> 00:03:56,710 What? It's not what it sounds like. 117 00:03:56,730 --> 00:03:59,440 His only crime was planning a kickass music festival. 118 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:01,280 Are you friends with the fyre festival guy? 119 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,900 Best friends. He got a bum rap. 120 00:04:02,990 --> 00:04:05,580 You can learn about it when my documentary comes out. 121 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:08,160 It points all the blame where it clearly belongs. 122 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,240 With the island people. 123 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:11,420 Wow. So many levels of terrible there. 124 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:12,640 All right, we need to catch Kelly 125 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:14,080 in the act of illegally spying, 126 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:15,170 so, here's the plan. 127 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:16,530 We commit a fake crime so serious 128 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,380 that he's forced to deploy the stingray. 129 00:04:18,460 --> 00:04:20,150 What kind of crime? We're gonna kidnap a cop. 130 00:04:20,170 --> 00:04:21,710 But not just any cop, 131 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:22,860 it needs to be someone so high-ranking 132 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,320 that it sends shock waves through the system, 133 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:25,340 but not important enough 134 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:27,930 that their absence negatively impacts the NYPD in any way. 135 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:33,560 Who you guys thinkin'? 136 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,230 We're clearly all looking at you. 137 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:37,040 Oh, god. Am I in charge of the meeting? Dismissed. 138 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:39,270 Dismissed. No. You're getting kidnapped, c.J. 139 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,130 Amy, Charles, and I will be the kidnappers. Oh. 140 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:42,230 Captain holt is the driver. 141 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:43,710 Here's how it'll go down. 142 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:46,080 Approaching the target. All right, let's do this. Masks on. 143 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,620 Actually, scratch that. 144 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,540 We're not gonna use ski masks. We'll use cool rubber masks. 145 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:53,220 Ooh. We should be the ladies of the first wives club. I call Keaton. 146 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:54,600 We're not gonna do first wives club masks. 147 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:56,710 Just because you can't be Keaton? Grow up, Jake! 148 00:04:56,790 --> 00:04:58,000 No, because they don't exist. 149 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,630 And also, yeah, Keaton is clearly the coolest one 150 00:05:00,710 --> 00:05:02,610 and I don't think it's really fair that you just "called" her. 151 00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:04,920 Forget it. We'll wear scary gorilla masks. 152 00:05:05,010 --> 00:05:06,010 Approaching the target. 153 00:05:06,090 --> 00:05:07,680 Okay, let's do this. Masks on. 154 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,110 When c.J. Goes to get his morning coffee, 155 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:10,980 we will arrive and grab him. 156 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:13,160 He will pretend to struggle just enough to attract attention. 157 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,810 Help! Help! 158 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:18,440 I'm gonna write this down so I remember my lines. 159 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,960 I can see that you already have the word "milk" 160 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:21,670 written on your hand. I know where this is going. 161 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:23,150 Milk! Milk! 162 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,830 Don't do that. Too risky. 163 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,620 What if you leave DNA evidence at the scene? 164 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,370 Well, iuckin, it's a missing person's case, 165 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:30,790 so, the lead detective will be the vulture. 166 00:05:30,870 --> 00:05:31,930 He will arrive and... 167 00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:33,390 No, no, no, no, no. Hold on, peralta. 168 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:35,450 You forgot to say that I ride in on my motorcycle. 169 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:38,420 Okay, the vulture who rode in on his motorcycle... 170 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,130 Kobe. 171 00:05:40,210 --> 00:05:42,610 Will take charge and eliminate any evidence we left behind. 172 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:43,760 There's nothing here. 173 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,230 Make sure the other people working with you 174 00:05:45,260 --> 00:05:46,510 are your worst detectives. 175 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:48,360 I gotjust the guys for you. I mean, they're real duds. 176 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,600 I wouldn't even trust those two to get coffee for me. 177 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,560 Gerard, tell him where we're at. 178 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,600 Brooklyn. You know, you guys take off, all right? 179 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,640 I got this. All right. 180 00:05:56,730 --> 00:05:57,730 Hey, you. Come here. 181 00:05:57,810 --> 00:05:58,910 You wanna tell me what you saw? 182 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:00,130 I'll tell you what I'd like to see. 183 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:01,650 Stop. Yourmg_. 184 00:06:01,730 --> 00:06:02,830 I'm the one describing the plan. 185 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:04,170 What, so there's not gonna be any sex at all? 186 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:05,940 No. The point is, without any good leads, 187 00:06:06,030 --> 00:06:07,830 Kelly will give the order to use the stingray. 188 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:09,070 An order that we will record 189 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,830 thanks to our very own Madeline wuntch. 190 00:06:10,910 --> 00:06:13,000 Not possible. Kelly won't tell me anything. 191 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,160 He won't even meet with me. 192 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,240 Perhaps you can sneak in 193 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:16,870 disguised as an old leather chair. 194 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,800 Will you calm down? She works at one police Plaza. 195 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,550 All you have to do is "run into him." 196 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:24,300 Commissioner Kelly. Madeline. I didn't see you there. 197 00:06:24,380 --> 00:06:26,050 I thought you were an old leather chair. 198 00:06:26,130 --> 00:06:28,170 He's not gonna say that. He might. 199 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:29,450 You're worse than the vulture. Anyways... 200 00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:31,120 Give him a handshake, a pat on the back... 201 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,890 I heard your app caught a serial killer. 202 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:36,180 Hotclues strikes again. Yes, indeedy. 203 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:37,350 And plant the bug. 204 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:38,810 And that's the plan. 205 00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:42,100 That is exactly how tomorrow's gonna go. Got it. 206 00:06:42,190 --> 00:06:45,030 So you do or you don't want me to yell "milk"? 207 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,740 Approaching the target. 208 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:51,570 Okay, let's do this. Masks on. 209 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:52,930 I thought we were getting rubber masks. 210 00:06:52,950 --> 00:06:55,040 Yeah, I couldn't find any. It's not Halloween. 211 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,640 These look like they're from fifty shades of grey. 212 00:06:56,660 --> 00:06:58,050 Yeah, I got them from a sex shop, Amy, 213 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,890 and we're lucky to have them. There were only three left. 214 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,170 At least you're not wearing a gimp mask. 215 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:03,310 Look, there weren't a lot of options. 216 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,970 It was a very awkward retail interaction. 217 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,180 Can we please just kidnap c.J. Now? 218 00:07:13,090 --> 00:07:15,300 Leave me alone! What the? 219 00:07:15,390 --> 00:07:17,230 You'll never get me alive! Help! 220 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:19,440 Help! Somebody call the police! 221 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,040 Here, take her. Take her instead of me. 222 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,810 No, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. 223 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:28,230 Oh, wsyou yeahjtsus. 224 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,400 Now, get in the Van. 225 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:30,490 Oh, okay. 226 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,530 Help! 227 00:07:38,950 --> 00:07:40,390 Hey, could we stop and get a slushee? 228 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,840 It's just that you guys kinda made me drop it back there. 229 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,090 What the hell was that, c.J.? C.J.: I'm sorry! 230 00:07:45,170 --> 00:07:46,300 I didn't know it was you. 231 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:47,900 You were supposed to be in gorilla masks. 232 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,510 Okay, so, let me get this straight. 233 00:07:49,590 --> 00:07:51,070 You thought that we were real kidnappers 234 00:07:51,090 --> 00:07:52,420 who showed up at the exact time 235 00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:53,930 that we planned a fake kidnapping? 236 00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:55,680 Exactly. You get it. He gets it. 237 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,050 Nobody is following us. 238 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:58,370 I'm headed back to the apartment. 239 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:01,100 Okay, look, that didn't go great, but we got away, 240 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:03,770 and on the plus side, no more of the plan hinges on c.J. 241 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:04,890 Oh, thank god. 242 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,870 He pulled off your mask, Jake. What if someone saw you? 243 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,820 That's why we have the vulture. 244 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,190 Kobe. Ow! 245 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:15,130 Captain pembroke, what do you have there? Did you find a hair? 246 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,200 Nice work. 247 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,120 Let's bag it. Let's get it to the lab. 248 00:08:18,830 --> 00:08:19,890 They have my hair? 249 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:21,680 I thought you put your two worst guys on this. 250 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:22,810 These are my worst guys, all right? 251 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:24,710 They're real dorks. They both wear glasses. 252 00:08:24,790 --> 00:08:25,960 One of them's even a woman. 253 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,730 You said you didn't trust them to get coffee. 254 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:29,940 Look, if you can't tell what "coffee" is code for by now, 255 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,690 then you and I shouldn't be talking about this, Jake. 256 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,560 Oh, my god. He put his best detectives on the case. 257 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:36,720 Hey, my two best detectives are sticky and boner, 258 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,560 and they definitely know how to order coffee. 259 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,060 Extra cream. Wink, wink. 260 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:41,980 Guys, stop fighting. We did it. 261 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:44,100 Let's just chill and play some Madden. 262 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,330 No one's playing Madden with you, c.J. 263 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,690 Ugh. You know what, peralta? This is all your fault. 264 00:08:47,770 --> 00:08:49,060 A witness saw your face 265 00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:51,040 and now there's a police sketch of you being sent around. 266 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:53,110 Oh, please. That doesn't even look like me. 267 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:54,290 The only thing that got right is my little curl, 268 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,820 and I can just get rid of that. 269 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,430 Jake, you can't. You're right. It's worth the risk 270 00:08:57,450 --> 00:08:58,780 to keep it. This is bad. 271 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:00,710 Our plan is collapsing. No, it's not. 272 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,980 John Kelly's gonna authorize the stingray within the hour 273 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,920 and everything'll be fine, assuming wuntch gets the bug in place. 274 00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:10,100 She's still standing there. 275 00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:11,940 Since we got time, you wanna talk about your good-bye party? 276 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,150 Will you eat a cake, or does it have to be boneless chicken breast? 277 00:09:14,170 --> 00:09:16,630 Sure. Seventy-year-old Terry can eat whatever he wants. 278 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,360 You are talking about my retirement party, right? 279 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:19,390 Twenty years from now. 280 00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:20,910 Dude, you know I'm not talking about that. 281 00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:22,620 What do you think is gonna happen at the end of the week? 282 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,140 I don't know, but I do know what's gonna happen right now. 283 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:26,290 Topic change. 284 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:28,650 You ever wonder where wind starts? 285 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:30,360 I have. Wind is crazy. 286 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,230 You need to face facts. About wind? 287 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,910 I'm trying, but you won't engage. 288 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,740 Why you in denial aboutwind, Rosa? 289 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:37,320 Commissioner Kelly. 290 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,510 Something's going on with wuntch. 291 00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:40,200 I heard your app caught a serial killer. 292 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,530 Hotclues strikes again. Yes, indeedy. 293 00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:49,420 What the hell, Raymond? You were following me? 294 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:50,560 I don't know what you're talking about. 295 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,550 I've been here the whole time. My mistake. 296 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:54,470 These two goons were carrying a dirty old mop 297 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,050 that looked exactly like you. 298 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:58,590 What did you do? She's up to something. I'm sure of it. 299 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,200 Hey, it's kimble and Gerard. 300 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:02,930 Those nerds found DNA all over the scene. Take care of it. 301 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:04,510 Yefi now? 302 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,660 You know, I know I just got here, 303 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:06,870 but it feels like everything's falling apart. 304 00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:08,520 No, everything's going great, Rosa. 305 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,390 Hey, cool. I'm not the only one that's in denial. It's catching on. 306 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,120 I'm not in denial. We've had a few hiccups, 307 00:10:13,150 --> 00:10:15,420 but all that matters is that wuntch planted the bug on Kelly. 308 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,480 No. I didn't. What's that now? 309 00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:19,530 You don't trust me, I don't trust you. 310 00:10:19,610 --> 00:10:21,570 The mission is off. Here's your bug back. 311 00:10:21,660 --> 00:10:24,250 It's not an actual bug, so don't eat it, you lizard. 312 00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:27,250 Ha! You didn't specify the subspecies of lizard. 313 00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:29,960 I won that round! Oh, my god. Will you give it a rest? 314 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:35,260 Oh, man. I can't believe this wild ride's over. 315 00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:37,550 We've changed so much. You know, when we started out, 316 00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:39,220 we were just Charles the jock, 317 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:43,140 Amy the rebel, captain silly pants, talky-talky Rosa, 318 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:46,470 Terry the stoner, and c.J. The ringleader. 319 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:47,700 I'm not sure you're nailing these. 320 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,190 Okay, I smoothed things over with Madeline, 321 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:52,150 and she's agreed to rejoin the suicide squad. 322 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:55,440 Oh, goody gumdrops. But do we even need her? 323 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,590 What does she bring to the table? 324 00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:58,700 Thirty years of police experience. I have 33. 325 00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:01,280 I earned a police combat cross. I have a medal of honor. 326 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:05,450 I own the record for most arrests as a uniformed officer in NYPD history. 327 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:08,210 You got me there. Of course, I never spent much time in uniform 328 00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:11,460 because I was promoted to detective after one month. 329 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,020 They're not allowed to do that. It's against the rules. 330 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,790 It's also against the rules to let a pile of worms wear a uniform, 331 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:16,880 and yet here you stand. 332 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,250 Okay, just stop. Look, su, I've explained this. 333 00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:21,280 Wuntch is the only one that can get close to Kelly. 334 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,010 Okay. We need her. 335 00:11:23,090 --> 00:11:24,090 The worm pile stays. 336 00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:26,270 Great. That was our last obstacle, 337 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:28,700 except for one other thing, I promised her that you would apologize 338 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:29,870 for everything you've ever done to her. 339 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,100 Including the Michelle Obama incident? 340 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:34,540 Yes, she mentioned that specifically. I'm very curious what happened there. 341 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,150 Oh, it's nothing. But fine. 342 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:40,650 I'm sorry, Madeline, for everything. 343 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:42,660 Hmm. Especially for... 344 00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:46,760 Pushing you into Michelle Obama from behind and then running away. 345 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:47,820 Sir! What? 346 00:11:47,910 --> 00:11:50,250 It was very funny. Apology accepted. 347 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:51,680 There's a policeman's ball tonight. 348 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,630 I can plant the bug on Kelly there. 349 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:55,730 And since you don't trust me, you can be my plus one. 350 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,250 Oh, please. Everyone knows we're enemies. 351 00:11:58,340 --> 00:11:59,860 It would raise suspicions. Don't worry. 352 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,720 I know just what to tell people. 353 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,010 Madeline and I are now... 354 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:06,720 Lovers. 355 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,070 So, we can assume Kelly authorized 356 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,770 stingray surveillance, and we missed it, 357 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:12,410 but if we ratchet up the pressure on him, we might get another chance. 358 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,630 How do we ratchet up pressure more than we already have? 359 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,860 By making him believe that the "kidnappers" are serious, 360 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:18,820 and that c.J. Is in real danger. 361 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,150 Ooh. What if we send Kelly a severed finger in a box? 362 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,820 No way! I need all my fingers. 363 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,820 How else am I gonna do the hang ten sign? 364 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,230 Nobody's cutting off your fingers. 365 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,880 I meant we would get one from the morgue. 366 00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:31,710 From the morgue? Man, we are always getting into the craziest situations. 367 00:12:31,790 --> 00:12:34,250 If I were leaving this squad, I'd miss these moments, 368 00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:35,930 but I'm not, so I won't. Okay, seriously. 369 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,310 What's going on with him? It's a whole thing. 370 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,150 Is it gonna screw up the plan? It's more quietly self-destructive. 371 00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:41,300 Sounds good. Terry, do you. I have an idea. 372 00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:43,230 So when my dad lost his flower shop, my aunt Bruce... 373 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:45,530 Charles, we don't have time for a weird boyle story right now. 374 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,610 Just tell us your idea. We make a scary hostage video 375 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,080 where it looks like we're gonna kill c.J. 376 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,690 Ooh, I love that. 377 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,620 Wait a minute. Your dad did that to save his flower shop? 378 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,870 Was your aunt the hostage? What happened there? 379 00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:54,950 You said we didn't have time. 380 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:56,040 I didn't know it was the coolest story ever. 381 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,120 Oh, it is. Well then, tell the whole thing 382 00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:58,240 okay. And spare no detail. 383 00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,910 So, you know how aunt Bruce can lactate on command? 384 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:00,940 Guys. Of course. 385 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,970 Yeah, sorry. All right. So we'll make a hostage video, 386 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,120 but I don't think we should do it here. It's too nice. 387 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,790 Do we know anyone with, like, a real creepy basement? 388 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,470 Yeah, it's just got one exposed light bulb 389 00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:10,680 and a couple of spent mattresses. 390 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,040 "Spent"? Oh, yeah. That sounds perfect. 391 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,080 Oh, wait. Before we decide, Scully, what's your basement like? 392 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,460 Bunch of old victorian wallpaper that came with the house. 393 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:20,420 I tried to peel it off, but the wall underneath 394 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,810 was covered with fingernail scratches. 395 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,170 Ooh! 396 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,840 Hitchcock, can you top it? 397 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,380 Mine has mother's hosphalbed. 398 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:27,760 Okay, Scully? Yeah. 399 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,630 I got this one red door I've never been able to open 400 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,100 and I hear screams behind it sometimes. 401 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,270 But it's probably just the wind. 402 00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:38,890 Okay, that's actually too scary. Hitchcock's it is. 403 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:41,940 How do we get close enough without attracting attention? 404 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,160 Could dance. You must know some moves. 405 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,410 You were mentioned by name in the monster mash. 406 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:47,910 Fine, but on two conditions. 407 00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:50,120 We stay at least four inches apart at all times, 408 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,080 and you tuck your tail back into your pants 409 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,000 deal soldonttnponit 410 00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:58,250 my name is captain Jason stentley. 411 00:13:58,330 --> 00:14:00,420 It's Friday night, I think. 412 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,840 There's no windows in here. 413 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,500 This morning, I was kidnapped for real... 414 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:07,180 Stop. What? What was wrong with that? 415 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:08,850 You said you were "kidnapped for real." 416 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:10,580 Well, I don't want people to think I was fake kidnapped. 417 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,270 You know? I'm sellin' it. Okay, let's just do it again. 418 00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:15,390 Say you were kidnapped and nothing else. 419 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,320 Now he's gonna add "nothing else." 420 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,310 She's right. Okay, fine, one more time. 421 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,990 Take 12. Just say kidnapped. 422 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,060 Okay. 423 00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:23,150 Kidnapped. 424 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:28,580 You move well. Must be all the extra legs, you crab. 425 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,990 Don't you find this exhausting? 426 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,530 Thinking up fresh insults? 427 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,870 Not at all, you coffin cave mold beetle. 428 00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:37,410 I meant our relationship. 429 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,830 Aren't you tired of the rivalry? 430 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,590 We fight and we fight, and nothing changes. 431 00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:43,050 But we're really not so different. 432 00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:44,720 I suppose we were close once. 433 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,050 Remember Brighton beach? 434 00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:50,260 Twelve hundred kilos of heroin in an abandoned subway tunnel. 435 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:53,680 How could I forget? The largest drug bust in NYPD history 436 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,850 pulled off by a most unlikely duo. 437 00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:58,350 A woman, and a gay, black detective. 438 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:02,680 No, I meant a human and a rotted Jack-o'-lantern. 439 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,820 Don't be so hard on yourself. 440 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,900 You weren't all the way rotted back then. 441 00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:09,620 There's John Kelly. 442 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,340 Twirl me into him, and I'll place the bug. 443 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,620 Heho, John. Rqhtonthne, madehne 444 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,080 did Raymond buy it? Did he think you were bonding? 445 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,660 He was smiling at me like an idiot. 446 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:23,880 You've betrayed us, you coffin cave mold beetle! 447 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:26,510 Okay, one more take. 448 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,690 Please stop saying, "don't forget to like and subscribe." 449 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,900 Sure, but how we gonna get followers on this thing then? 450 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,100 NYPD! NYPD! What's going on? 451 00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:35,490 What's going on is you're under arrest 452 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,390 for the kidnapping of Jason stentley. 453 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,350 Kobe. 454 00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:42,100 But Kobe never passed. 455 00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:47,040 I can't go to prison. I couldn't even get through the scary parts 456 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:48,240 of the musical, Chicago. 457 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,380 Does anyone have a good lawyer? 458 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,110 I got a divorce guy, an alimony guy, 459 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,450 a slip and fall guy, a pizza's too hot guy... 460 00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:56,120 Everybody just relax. We're not gonna go to prison. 461 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,620 It's all gonna work out in the end. Should we play celebrity? 462 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,120 Come on, man. Yeah, come on, Terry. 463 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,260 No one wants to play celebrity, 464 00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:03,140 the best game ever made, but he does have a point. 465 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,630 Nothing bad is gonna happen to us. Wrong! 466 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:07,020 You turds are about to get flushed. 467 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,500 Come on, peralta. You're up first. Let's go. 468 00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:13,260 Oh, cool. So, I'm the first turd to be flushed. Bye, you guys. 469 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,430 What are you doing? 470 00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:15,570 You were gonna get promoted 471 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,580 out of missing persons. Your plan went to hell, tough guy. 472 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,520 Wuntch, she came to me with a much better one. 473 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,160 Guess what she's giving me for betraying you? 474 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,850 My dream job, captain of the... 475 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,190 69th precinct. Bingo. 476 00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:25,750 Look, you're not gonna get away with this. 477 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,040 You were a part of the whole thing. 478 00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:28,370 First of all, Jake, there's no records 479 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,690 that you and I teamed up together 480 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,260 because you insisted that we only communicate through a beeper. 481 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,950 Stupid beepers. We're right to be addicted to our phones. 482 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:37,030 Eyewitness saw you. The DNA's all over the scene. 483 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,960 And I caught you red-handed making a hostage video. 484 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,370 Your Is cooked. 485 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,910 That's not a saying. Its'goose' who cares about a goose? 486 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,480 I'm talking about cooking a penis. All right, this is pointless. 487 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,560 C.j. Will just tell everyone the truth. No, he won't. 488 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,050 I bought him off. All I gotta do is play Madden with him. 489 00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:52,800 Come on, c.J.! Hey, you know what? 490 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,880 I just beefed hard, 491 00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:55,620 so I'm gonna let you stew in here for a little while. 492 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,890 I am loving it. 493 00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:59,260 Such a loser. 494 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,900 And this is rock-bottom. 495 00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:03,560 Oh, Raymond. This is sad. 496 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,430 He's the one you think of like a son, right? 497 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,020 Or are you closer to Santiago? Not that it matters. 498 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,210 They're both equally going to prison. 499 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:11,270 Oh, come on, Madeline. There's no need to gloat. 500 00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:13,820 Though, it does feel good. 501 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:14,940 Gloaty, gloat, gloat. 502 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,950 I knew I never should have trusted you. 503 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:19,950 Yes, obviously not, you dum-dum. 504 00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:21,820 John, you're gonna wanna remember this. 505 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,200 Why don't you snap a photo of him? Oh, yeah. 506 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:26,590 Yeah. 507 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:27,810 Why don't you get in there with him? 508 00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,370 Oh, why the heck not? 509 00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:31,100 My kids just got me a digital picture frame. 510 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:34,800 All right, everybody say, nine-nine. Nine-nine. 511 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,840 Mmm, Raymond, I love the scowl, 512 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,890 but could you slump your shoulders a bit more? 513 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,310 Remember, you're a man who just lost everything. 514 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,600 And done. 515 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,530 We got it, peralta. 516 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,810 Boom! Are they totally shocked? 517 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,820 Is Kelly like, "what just happened?" 518 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:54,320 What just happened? You've been had, John. 519 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,130 You see, when you handed me your unlocked phone 520 00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:57,940 just now to snap that photo, 521 00:17:58,030 --> 00:18:00,030 I cloned it to a secure network server. 522 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,470 When you handed wuntch your locked phone... 523 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:02,990 Yeah, yeah. I already said that part. 524 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:06,040 Sorry. I can't see or hear anything. I'll just be quiet from now on. 525 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,640 I might chime in with a yeah here and there 526 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,980 to stay in the mix. Great. 527 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,310 The only way to get you to trust me 528 00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:12,500 isifyouthought iwasbeuawnghoh. Yeah! 529 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,950 And now I have access to all your personal correspondence... 530 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,890 All right! Including all stingray authorizations. 531 00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:21,100 Okay. It's over, Kelly. You're done. 532 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:22,890 You may have won this round, Madeline, 533 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,720 but you're gonna live to regret it. 534 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:27,350 You are both so gonna live to regret it. 535 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,940 I agree with what was just said. Hey, Jake? 536 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,960 I'm just gonna hold this down. Yeah, sounds good. Thank you. 537 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,440 When did you hatch this plan? 538 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,370 Peralta thought of it when I tried to quit the mission. 539 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,030 Hey, what's holt's expression right now? 540 00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:39,900 Would you describe it as, proud daddy? It's hard to tell. 541 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:42,010 He's still piecing it together. This could take a while. 542 00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:45,330 Why didn't you just tell me what was actually happening? 543 00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:48,250 I wanted to, sir, but it involved trusting Madeline wuntch, 544 00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:50,370 and I just didn't think you could handle it. 545 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:52,050 But I'm sorry that I lied to you. 546 00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:55,460 Sir? Sir? 547 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,800 Oh, no. Is he mad? 548 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,550 I can't see anything. Did he storm out? 549 00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:02,720 No, I stormed in to tell you it was a great plan. 550 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,970 Nice work, peralta. And there it is. 551 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,980 The proud daddy. 552 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:09,690 Well, well, well. Commissioner. 553 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:11,310 Still not used to hearing that. 554 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,400 Of course, I'm only acting commissioner 555 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,670 until they choose someone permanent. 556 00:19:14,690 --> 00:19:17,820 Might well be you. After all, you brought down John Kelly. 557 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,190 Wonder what he's doing now. 558 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,470 He's got a much higher-paying job in the private sector. 559 00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:23,200 Yes, the world is horrible. 560 00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:25,830 Mmm. But then again, sometimes, it surprises you. 561 00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:29,000 This whole time, I thought you were up to something, 562 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,710 but really, you just wanted what was right for the NYPD. 563 00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:32,790 I did. 564 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,590 But also, I was up to something. 565 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,610 Could I have everyone's attention? 566 00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:40,170 I know it's my last day, 567 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:43,310 and I've been in denial about it all week. 568 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,770 And I still am. 569 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,810 So, I'm giving this toast for no reason. Here's to nothing! 570 00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:51,060 You okay there, ter? It's just that, if I wasn't in denial, 571 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:54,390 I would be so depressed right now at the thought of leaving all of you. 572 00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:57,150 Yeah, we'd be depressed, too, 573 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,770 if anything was happening, which it isn't. 574 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,280 Right, and I'm not gonna say 575 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:04,200 that no matter what precinct number is on your uniform, 576 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,200 you will always be part of the nine-nine. 577 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:09,250 It means so much to me that you aren't saying that right now. 578 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:10,890 And iwanna say I'm not gonna miss you at all, 579 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,500 you piece of crap. Good riddance. 580 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:14,230 Pretty sure you're misreading the game here, Charles. 581 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,420 Yeah. I see that now. 582 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,210 To nothing. To nothing! 583 00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:19,710 Thanks, guys, but this sucks. 584 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,780 Terry, come on. We're still gonna see you all the time. 585 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,930 I promise. You'll come visit me in staten island? 586 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,350 Yeah! Or, you know, 587 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,380 you can come to Brooklyn. There's seven of us, one of you, 588 00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:30,970 but we can iron out the details later. 589 00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:32,730 Nobody's going to staten island. 590 00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,520 Okay, damn, I get it. I'll come to you. 591 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,120 No, you're staying here at the nine-nine. 592 00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:37,820 I just talked to Madeline wuntch. 593 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,360 She's making a personnel change, 594 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,750 which frees up some room in the budget. 595 00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:42,660 Really? What kind of personnel change? 596 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:46,290 I told her that I'd only spent a month as a patrolman before I made detective. 597 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,080 She said that's against regulations 598 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,710 and has decided to rectify the situation. 599 00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:53,580 Rectify it how? 600 00:21:06,010 --> 00:21:09,010 That's life that's life 601 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,690 that's what all the people say 602 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,520 you're riding high in April 603 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,020 shot down in may 604 00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:22,280 but I know I'm gonna change 605 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,650 that tune 606 00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:25,820 when I...