1 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,960 Male narrator: confucius, buddha, jesus, 2 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:11,920 They all brought light to darkness. 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,960 But none of them had one million subscribers, so... 4 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:19,540 Your videos changed my life! 5 00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:21,720 Changed my life! 6 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,300 You are my queen! 7 00:00:27,220 --> 00:00:29,680 No, italian girl. 8 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:33,140 We are changing the world, for we are the g-Hive. 9 00:00:33,230 --> 00:00:37,320 And today we are celebrating our one millionth subscriber. 10 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,320 Over one million people are living their lives 11 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,030 According to the gina-Mandments. 12 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:42,340 They're like the ten commandments, 13 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,030 Only there's more, and they're better. 14 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:46,200 I would now like to express my gratitude 15 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,700 The best way i know how, through song. 16 00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:50,910 Gratitude 17 00:00:50,990 --> 00:00:54,620 Grati-Tat-Tat-Tat tatitude! Grati-Tat-Tat-Tat-Tatitude! 18 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:55,710 Gratitude. 19 00:01:15,850 --> 00:01:17,980 Guys? Guess who i just got off the phone with. 20 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:19,060 My cousin pam. 21 00:01:19,150 --> 00:01:20,340 What? No. Why would you think that? 22 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,880 You always seemed kind of jealous of my relationship 23 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:23,020 With him, so i thought maybe 24 00:01:23,070 --> 00:01:24,760 You called him up to settle your differences. 25 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,410 I'm definitely notjealous of pam. 26 00:01:26,490 --> 00:01:27,840 He owns a bird shop. I barely remember him. 27 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:29,950 You remember the bird shop. It wasn't pam. 28 00:01:30,030 --> 00:01:31,280 No, i was actually talking 29 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:33,100 To none other than gina linetti. Really? 30 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,180 No one's heard from her in months. 31 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,540 Well, shejust invited us to go check out her new place. 32 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:38,410 I'm surprised you're so excited to see her. 33 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,270 I mean, she's been blowing you off ever since she left. 34 00:01:40,290 --> 00:01:41,290 What? In what way? 35 00:01:41,380 --> 00:01:42,690 She bailed on your birthday drinks. It wasn't that fun. 36 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:44,350 She was a no-Show at your secret santa party! 37 00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:46,320 Christmas is overrated. She hasn't called you in months! 38 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,380 I'm not that interesting. 39 00:01:47,470 --> 00:01:49,350 Look, what is going on with you? Are you hangry? 40 00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:51,100 No. I just ate six hard-Boiled eggs. 41 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:53,100 Well, maybe you should've made it a cool "doz." 42 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,100 Look, i know gina hasn't been around very much, 43 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:58,560 But we're gonna spend time with her today, and it's gonna be just like old times. 44 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,990 (upbeat music playing on speakers) gina's gonna be a few minutes. 45 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,660 Her photo shoot is running over. 46 00:02:01,690 --> 00:02:04,570 Yes, moses! Lookin' good! Now work those commandments! 47 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:05,820 See, sarge? 48 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:07,530 Just like old times. 49 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,320 Ah, boyle, there you are. I have a question for you. 50 00:02:11,370 --> 00:02:12,370 Daddy, wait up! 51 00:02:12,450 --> 00:02:14,830 Oh. Your non-Adult is at our place of work. 52 00:02:14,910 --> 00:02:16,160 Nikolaj had a half-Day atschool 53 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,870 For mariano rivera's birthday. 54 00:02:17,950 --> 00:02:19,010 I'm watching him on my lunch break. 55 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,100 Nikolaj, say "hi" to captain holt. 56 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,290 Hi, captain holt! How's mr. Kevin? Stressed. 57 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:24,130 His annual budget review is today, 58 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:25,710 And a recent change in federal policy 59 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,800 Means his grant situation is tenuous. 60 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,220 Okay. At best. 61 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,030 Hey, nikolaj, daddy and captain holt need to talk. 62 00:02:32,050 --> 00:02:33,760 Why don't you go do some drawing? 63 00:02:33,850 --> 00:02:35,270 Oh, he loves doing art. 64 00:02:35,350 --> 00:02:38,770 He made a portrait of our dog biscuit that had all of his surgical scars. 65 00:02:38,850 --> 00:02:40,600 Yes. Children are wonders. 66 00:02:40,690 --> 00:02:42,610 I'm conducting a statistical analysis 67 00:02:42,690 --> 00:02:44,650 To get a more nuanced understanding 68 00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:48,280 Of which areas in our jurisdiction need greater police presence with a hope 69 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,200 Of developing a formula that... 70 00:02:50,650 --> 00:02:52,490 What on walden pond is this? 71 00:02:52,570 --> 00:02:54,030 Nikolaj, no, that's important! 72 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,290 I'm so sorry, sir. 73 00:02:55,370 --> 00:02:57,010 I don't spank him, but i will reprimand him 74 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,500 In my own way. 75 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:00,290 Niko. I love you. 76 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:02,290 I'm so sorry, daddy! No, no, no. 77 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:03,910 He didn't ruin it, he solved it. 78 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,590 The absolute value of psi. 79 00:03:06,670 --> 00:03:08,670 Nikolaj cracked the equation. 80 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:12,760 Boyle, your boy is a genius! 81 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,300 Jacob, terrencio! 82 00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:18,140 Give moses a hug! 83 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:19,680 It's so good to see you! 84 00:03:19,770 --> 00:03:21,860 Ugh. That shoot took forever. 85 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,360 Did janelle offer you a snack? 86 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,820 She did. I had iinguini. 87 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,550 So what's been going on with you? 88 00:03:26,570 --> 00:03:28,240 Well, that's actually why i called. 89 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,660 Uh, it's not a big deal at all, 90 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:31,260 But someone's threatening to murder me. 91 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,280 Damn, gina! What? 92 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,090 I mean, i'm not worried about it in the slightest. 93 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:36,530 Anyone who has an online presence gets meaningless threats. 94 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:38,620 It actually is a sign that i made it. 95 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,830 Congrats? Thanks, thank you. 96 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:43,910 The only thing is, i have my first speaking engagement tomorrow 97 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,920 And the organizer says he's going to cancel it 98 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,540 Unless i have police protection, so... 99 00:03:48,670 --> 00:03:50,650 Would you guys come tomorrow and police protect me? 100 00:03:50,670 --> 00:03:52,260 Yes, of course, yes. 101 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:54,550 Oh, thanks so much. (gasps softly) 102 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:56,760 Oh. This is my agent. I'm so sorry. 103 00:03:56,850 --> 00:03:58,700 Duncan, this better be good news. 104 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,660 Oh, it is. Your video's huge, from spokane to spain, 105 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:02,890 You're global, gines! 106 00:04:02,980 --> 00:04:04,520 Now, let's talk strategy. 107 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:05,890 This is gonna take a while. 108 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:08,780 Do you guys want to get drinks at shaw's later and catch up? 109 00:04:08,860 --> 00:04:10,150 Oh. Yeah. That sounds really fun. 110 00:04:10,230 --> 00:04:11,900 Great. I'll see you then! 111 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,780 Okay. So, duncs, 112 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:15,780 I have an idea for a second book. 113 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:18,320 It's a memoir, and it's made of memes. 114 00:04:18,410 --> 00:04:20,500 So, it's called a meme-Oir. 115 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:24,620 Whoa! Rosa! What happened? I touched poison oak. 116 00:04:24,710 --> 00:04:26,690 The doctor says i have to keep my hands bandaged for a week 117 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:27,880 So i don't scratch them. 118 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,520 How did it happen? I was on a nature hike 119 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:30,930 And i went off-Trail to pick a pretty little flower. 120 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,340 Aw! 121 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:34,960 Shut up. Now scram. I have a case report to type up. 122 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:37,140 Uh, there's no way you're using a keyboard 123 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:39,600 With your hands like that. Oh! I could help you! 124 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:43,180 Not to brag, but at typing camp, everyone called me 125 00:04:43,270 --> 00:04:44,810 "the finger queen." 126 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:47,660 Oh, my god, that sounds really dirty. I swear that's not what it meant. 127 00:04:47,690 --> 00:04:49,340 Yeah, it was typing camp. Nobody thinks that. 128 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,500 Anyway, i don't need your help. 129 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,210 You're really gonna try to make it through an entire day on your own? 130 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,450 Well, well, well. 131 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:56,780 Rosa diaz is finally gonna learn the lesson 132 00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:59,280 That no matter how strong she is on her own, 133 00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:02,120 True strength comes from accepting help from others. 134 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,540 That's not what's happening. 135 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,440 Mmm-Hmm. Yeah. That's how normal people take their coats off. 136 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:08,710 I'm fine. 137 00:05:08,790 --> 00:05:09,920 I can see that. 138 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,710 This is going well. Clearly. 139 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,480 Why are you sliding into my side of the booth? 140 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:24,430 Because that side is the solo side. 141 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,710 You always put the person you want to catch up with on the solo side, 142 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:28,000 Otherwise one of us will spend the whole night 143 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:29,480 Straining our necks looking sideways. 144 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,400 I'm straining my neck talking to you right now. 145 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,500 Okay, so don't look at me, terry. 146 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,080 Just face forward. You see me every day. 147 00:05:34,110 --> 00:05:35,110 Fine. Fine. 148 00:05:35,190 --> 00:05:37,540 I gotta say, i'm surprised gina invited us to drinks tonight. 149 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:40,700 She obviously only invited us over to her place because she needed a favor. 150 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:42,410 Why are you still so down on her? 151 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:43,630 I've been through this before. 152 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:46,250 In college, i had a football buddy, bryant ungerbert... 153 00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:48,290 Oh, let me guess, you guys were best friends, 154 00:05:48,370 --> 00:05:50,710 Then he got drafted into the nfl, and now you never talk. 155 00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:52,920 No, he got drafted into the canadian football league, 156 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,590 Became a long snapper for ottawa, 157 00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:56,840 And even that level of success ruined our friendship. 158 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,010 He's still playing? How is that possible? 159 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:00,680 You're 35 to 60 years old. 160 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,680 It's canada. They don't tackle as hard. 161 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,390 Anyway, his career became the only thing that mattered. 162 00:06:05,470 --> 00:06:07,260 He was off doing photo shoots, commercials, 163 00:06:07,350 --> 00:06:08,870 Speaking at long snapping convenfions_. 164 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,270 Is that a thing? In canada, 165 00:06:10,350 --> 00:06:12,270 It's like the oscars. Look, the point is, 166 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,200 He stopped making time for his friends. 167 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:15,710 Fine, but that's not what's happening here. 168 00:06:15,730 --> 00:06:18,270 Nothing has changed with gina. She's not an ungerbert. 169 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,650 Hi. 170 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:21,950 So, gina won't be able to make it tonight. 171 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:23,200 She doesn't have time. 172 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:25,260 But here are your credentials for tomorrow's event. 173 00:06:25,290 --> 00:06:26,750 Have a great night. 174 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:27,920 Oh, no. 175 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:30,790 She is an ungerbert. 176 00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:35,710 Hey, gina's prepping inside. 177 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,260 Yougetsomerest lastrnght? Yeah, 178 00:06:37,340 --> 00:06:40,260 Because i got home from our 9:30 drinks at 9:41. I was in bed by 10:00. 179 00:06:40,340 --> 00:06:41,650 Then i looked at my phone for another two hours, 180 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,120 So actually i didn't sleep very well. 181 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:44,470 But i did realize something. 182 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:46,590 The only thing that matters to gina is work. 183 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:47,680 You don't say? 184 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:48,830 Where have i heard that before? 185 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:51,290 I don't know, terry. I don't have time for your weird memory lapse. 186 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,410 I said it last night. Well, i wish you would've said it to me. 187 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,500 Anyways, i decided i'm not gonna let it go this time. 188 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:56,800 After we update her on the case, 189 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:58,300 Good. I'm gonna say something to her. 190 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,840 I wish i'd have said something to ungerbert. 191 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,460 Long snapper used to be my favorite position. 192 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:02,660 Yeah. Really? 193 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:05,450 Hmm. Well, you a weirdo. 194 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,080 "timothée chalamet, shimmy-Yah, shimmy-Yay." 195 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:12,160 "timothée chalamet, shimmy-Yah, shimmy-Yay." 196 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,290 Gina. Oh. Sorry. 197 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:15,050 I'm doing my vocal warm-Up. Great. 198 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,550 Well, cyber looked into the threats, 199 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,390 And they traced a number of negative comments 200 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:20,840 Back to another internet celebrity, marvin lennox. 201 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,800 Marvin lennox. Yeah, i'm not worried about him. 202 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,760 He's an inspirational baker. Inspirational baker? 203 00:07:25,850 --> 00:07:27,100 What the hell is that? 204 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:31,770 A man is like a quiche, and a quiche is only as strong as its crust. 205 00:07:31,850 --> 00:07:33,100 What's your crust? 206 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:35,110 Oh. That's exactly what it sounds like. 207 00:07:35,190 --> 00:07:37,270 Yeah, he's not a threat. He lives in utah, and again, 208 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,320 Just to remind you, inspirational baker. 209 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,240 Right. Well, even so, we have metal detectors 210 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,170 At all of the entrances, and we'll keep our eyes peeled 211 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,160 For anything suspicious. Also, before we head in there, 212 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:47,590 I wanted to talk to you about something. 213 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:49,290 What's up? Well, it just kind of 214 00:07:49,370 --> 00:07:51,620 Bummed me out that last night you blew us off. 215 00:07:51,710 --> 00:07:53,500 For work. Again. What? 216 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:55,790 Uh, no. I did not miss drinks for work. 217 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,050 I had food poisoning. Did janelle not tell you? 218 00:07:58,130 --> 00:07:59,760 No. Wow, that's crazy. 219 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,840 'cause i specifically told her to tell you. 220 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,940 You know what? I'm gonna fire her. Oh, you don't have to do that. 221 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:05,510 Janehe. Oh, god, you're doing it now? 222 00:08:05,590 --> 00:08:07,050 Hi, gina. Okay. 223 00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:08,620 Well, sarge and i should probably hit it, 224 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,140 Get back in there, survey some people. 225 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:11,820 But have a great show. Janelle, just remember 226 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:13,160 You're gonna have a lot ofjobs in your life. 227 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:16,060 This is but a blip on your résumé. Okay, sarge, let's go. 228 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:17,610 Wanted to see me, sir? Yes, 229 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:19,230 I wanted to talk to you about nikolaj. 230 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,240 How long have you known he was a genius? 231 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,030 I mean, i always knew he was bright. 232 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:25,110 I just never realized he was that smart. 233 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,830 Well, there's no sugarcoating it. You're a terrible father. 234 00:08:27,910 --> 00:08:29,910 What? You've been asleep at the wheel, man! 235 00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:32,530 What have you done to cultivate his incredible mind? 236 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:33,870 I read to him every night. 237 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:34,960 Shakespeare? Tolstoy? 238 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,330 No, nothing that advanced. 239 00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:38,340 Egads! Are you reading him dickens? 240 00:08:38,420 --> 00:08:39,920 Bowe, yes? 241 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,090 My father never saw my potential. 242 00:08:42,170 --> 00:08:44,260 In grade school, i wanted to spend all my free time 243 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:46,180 Drawing graphs and charts, 244 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,100 But he insisted i play basketball. 245 00:08:48,180 --> 00:08:50,680 As if i care about slam dunking a three-Pointer. 246 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,340 Don't be my father, boyle! 247 00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:54,930 I wouldn't dare! What do you think i should do? 248 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:56,650 Let me tutor nikolaj. 249 00:08:56,730 --> 00:08:58,190 Nothing too strenuous. 250 00:08:58,270 --> 00:09:00,940 Maybe some geometry, statistical mechanics, 251 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:03,610 Perhaps some latin lyric poetry thrown in for fun. 252 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:05,280 Oh, i don't know. He's really booked. 253 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,280 I guess i could cancel his cartooning class, 254 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,240 But he really loves it. Don't do that. 255 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,300 I hate to think of all the great cartoons 256 00:09:11,330 --> 00:09:16,000 Humanity missed out on because einstein was just too busy reinventing physics. 257 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,210 Okay, i'll cancel the class. 258 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,880 I mean, who needs relativity 259 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:22,050 When we could've had einstein's take on lasagne-Eating cats. 260 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:24,300 I said i'd cancel. Did he hate mondays? 261 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:25,760 We'll never know. 262 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,130 Okay, i'm going, i'm going! 263 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:33,270 Why won't this dumb monitor turn on? 264 00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:35,100 Because you can't work without your hands. 265 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:37,100 Trust us. If you could do this job 266 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:39,170 Without lifting a finger, we would've already cracked it. 267 00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:40,440 Because we're lazy boys. 268 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,520 I'm just not doing it hard enough. 269 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,320 That's a double-Sponger. All right. 270 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,450 I am cleaning this up, and no one is helping me. 271 00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:50,610 Not a problem. 272 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:52,370 Because we're lazy boys. 273 00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:00,370 You gotta be kidding me! 274 00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:05,130 In the beginning, there was nothing. 275 00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:09,220 And then god, a woman, said, 276 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,050 "let there be gina!" 277 00:10:15,850 --> 00:10:17,940 Gina! Please look at me! 278 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:21,310 You're welcome. 279 00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:25,280 It's gonna be hard to spot a crazy person in here. 280 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,120 They're all crazy. Tell me about it. 281 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:28,330 This is more insane than the crowd 282 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,570 At the carly rae jepsen, i mean slayer concert. 283 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:31,950 G-Hive! 284 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:34,780 Are you ready for three new gina-Mandments? 285 00:10:34,870 --> 00:10:36,910 Number one. 286 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,750 You can be anything you set your mind to 287 00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:41,920 As long as you're already great at it! 288 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,170 Number two. 289 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:46,630 No one knows you can't take it with you! 290 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:49,420 Be buried with your money. 291 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:51,100 Cha-Ching! 292 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:53,270 Number three. 293 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:56,090 If you fall down nine times, 294 00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:57,810 You gotta reassess your walking, 295 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:00,020 'cause something's wrong. 296 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:03,730 And now, i wanna hear from you, my baby g-Hive! 297 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:05,770 Yes, girl in the mustard sweater. 298 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:07,360 Hi, gina. I just quit my job 299 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,940 And left my husband who loves parkour more than he loves me. 300 00:11:10,030 --> 00:11:12,030 And it's all because of your gina-Mandment: 301 00:11:12,110 --> 00:11:14,910 "if the light in your house is dim, change the bulb." 302 00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:16,740 Yes! 303 00:11:16,830 --> 00:11:19,540 I have time for 15 more compliments. 304 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,830 Hey, jake, i think lennox is here. I see him. 305 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,710 You get him. I'll stick with gina. 306 00:11:23,790 --> 00:11:24,880 Uh-Oh. He's moving. 307 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,460 I want to see you... 308 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:27,820 Coming through. 309 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:30,770 There's too many hoodies. I lost him. Get gina out of here, now! 310 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,970 And now the time has come for ya 'ii to meditate. 311 00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:36,390 Close your eyes while i sing to you. 312 00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:39,310 (s i n g i n g) breathe in, breathe out 313 00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:41,940 I invented meditation 314 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:43,210 Bre... Gina, we gotta go, 315 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:45,330 Lennox is here. Told you i'm not worried about lennox. 316 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,800 Yeah. Well, it's not your call. We're leaving. 317 00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:48,650 Jake, you're overreacting. 318 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,660 On second thought, maybe we should get out of here. 319 00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:58,450 Okay. Kitchen's all clear. 320 00:11:58,530 --> 00:11:59,630 Bedroom's clear. 321 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:01,080 Can't believe i just escaped death! 322 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,290 I haven't felt this alive since i almost got killed by that bus. 323 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:05,620 I know, right? What a rush. 324 00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:07,960 I feel just like kevin costner in the bodyguard! 325 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:11,250 What? If anyone's like kevin costner, it's me. I'm the one carrying gina! 326 00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:13,840 Well, i think we can agree we were both kevin costner. 327 00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:17,470 Jake, that was so dope when you were like, "clear a path!" 328 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:20,890 Guys, uniformed officers found marvin hiding in a bathroom 329 00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:22,280 At the event space. He's in custody. 330 00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:23,400 We got him! That's great! 331 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,400 I hope they give him the chair. Ooh! 332 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,650 We should celebrate. Champagne's in the fridge. 333 00:12:27,730 --> 00:12:29,190 On it. 334 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,110 Ooh. 335 00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:33,610 Duncan, i almost died. It was amazing. 336 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,140 I heard all about it, gines. 337 00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:38,030 Look, you're trending! And from my pain comes triumph! 338 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,960 Love that. And we can use this publicity 339 00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:42,200 To get more money out of those bottled water guys. 340 00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:43,930 You really impressed them at drinks last night! 341 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,300 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should talk about this later. 342 00:12:46,370 --> 00:12:48,140 Sorry, you're breaking up. Look, isaid 343 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:49,960 They loved you at the drinks last night, 344 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,270 The drinks last night that you had with the water people? 345 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,340 Crap, look, i just hit the holland tunnel, 346 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:57,700 But again, great job with the drinks last night! Bye. 347 00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:00,220 Jake, did you hear that? 348 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,350 I did, and there's been a change of plans. 349 00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:04,770 I'm gonna take a rain check on the champagne, 350 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,600 But it was wonderful seeing you. 351 00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:08,130 Why are you talking like a flight attendant? 352 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:10,780 This is how i always talk when everything is okay. 353 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:12,150 Which it is right now. 354 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:14,770 Please enjoy the rest of your day. 355 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:16,990 How did nikolaj do? 356 00:13:17,070 --> 00:13:19,110 Were you able to overcome my horrible parenting? 357 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,370 No, it's far worse than i could've ever imagined. 358 00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:23,660 I showed him a periodic table, and he thought 359 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,100 It was a coloring book illustration. 360 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,120 I blame myself. 361 00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:28,840 It's such a classic boyle trait not to recognize talent. 362 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,840 My cousin susan didn't know she could sing until her late 405. 363 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,770 Honestly, given the hole that you've put him in, 364 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,010 He needs more expert help than i can provide. 365 00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:37,760 But, there is 366 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,510 A boarding school in switzerland 367 00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:40,860 That would be a perfect fit for him. 368 00:13:40,890 --> 00:13:42,270 He can enroll immediately. 369 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:43,890 In switzerland? I'd never see him. 370 00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:45,890 Then uproot your life and move there with him. 371 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:47,320 No one here would miss you. Hmm. 372 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:50,310 We could live in gruyere, the fondue capital of the world. Oh. 373 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,860 I don't know. It's such a big change. 374 00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:52,940 Well, he's the genius. 375 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:55,270 Why don't we ask him what he wants to do? Good point. 376 00:13:55,990 --> 00:13:57,580 Niko? We need to talk. 377 00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:01,610 Wait. Why is he writing the solution to my formula for no reason? 378 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:04,290 And why is he drawing colorful underpants beneath it? 379 00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:07,500 Oh. I see what's happening. He's drawing boy riga, 380 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,080 Loyal sidekick to his favorite superhero, captain latvia. 381 00:14:10,170 --> 00:14:12,590 That's his symbol. He distributes grain evenly 382 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:13,880 Among the working class. 383 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,250 Uh-Huh. Isee. 384 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:18,970 So this was all just some coincidence. 385 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:21,300 He wasn't writing the absolute value of psi. 386 00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:22,720 He was just... 387 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,680 Doodhng. 388 00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:38,320 Rosa? Are you stuck in there? 389 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,360 No, i'm in here by choice. Oh. 390 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:42,580 'cause i hear some banging noises 391 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:45,370 As if someone was struggling to open the door. 392 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:46,620 No. That was the pipes. 393 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:50,200 Or, is it the sound of you learning how to ask for help? 394 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:54,000 You know, you can't spell "independent" without "dependant" 395 00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:56,760 And you can't spell "go yourself" without you." 396 00:14:58,380 --> 00:14:59,760 Jake, i had a work thing. 397 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,650 I can't believe you're being such a baby about this. 398 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,270 I'm not being a baby. 399 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:06,140 Look, i'm sorry i lied, okay? It was a big opportunity for me. 400 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,930 I was having drinks with the brand director 401 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:09,770 Of a bottled water company. 402 00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:11,270 I can't say which one, 403 00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:13,390 But it rhymes with, "fart water." 404 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,480 Perhaps, one day, i will laugh at that. 405 00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:18,200 In the meantime, i'm happy for all your success. 406 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,340 And i hope your partnership 407 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,110 With "fart water" is very fruitful. 408 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,120 Good day. Come on, dude. Just talk to me. 409 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,220 I would if we were friends, but you're making it very clear 410 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,780 That we are not, so i shan't. 411 00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:29,120 Oh, you're shanting me? Yeah, that's right. 412 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,040 Jake! Canthearyou you're shanted! 413 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,410 Jake! I told you i only talk tornyfflends 414 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,500 No, jake. 415 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:37,290 I think i just got stabbed by that guy. Oh. 416 00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:38,880 Yeah, you did. 417 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,670 You definitely did. 418 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,430 Okay. The ambulance is on its way. 419 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,780 They said not to remove the knife. 420 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,640 Great. What's up? I got your text... 421 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,010 Oh, my god, gina, there's a knife in you! 422 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,600 Jake, did you stab gina? 423 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,270 I didn't stab gina, okay? Lennox wasn't our guy. 424 00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:56,410 The real perp did it. He's in a black hoodie and jeans. 425 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:57,610 He ran that way. I'm on it. 426 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:58,920 All right, i want you to stay calm 427 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:01,130 And just try to keep all of your blood inside your body. 428 00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:02,860 Bitch, what do you think i'm doing? 429 00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:04,140 Yeah, i don't know why i said that. 430 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,830 Now bring your ass down here so we can finish our conversation. 431 00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:09,160 We can do that later, gina. First of all, 432 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,470 I have so much adrenaline pumping through my body right now, 433 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:12,540 I can feel almost nothing. 434 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,120 Secondly, you can't say no to me. 435 00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:15,810 I have a knife in my back. Yeah, that tracks. 436 00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:17,670 Okay, fine. So, i was saying that 437 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:20,540 Ever since you left, you've been kind of a crappy friend. 438 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,900 We're definitely not having this conversation right now. 439 00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:26,850 No, it's okay. It just hurt for a sec. 440 00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:28,970 Come on, let's do it. 441 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,730 All right, fine, what was i saying? 442 00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:33,060 You were saying that i'm a... 443 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:35,140 Bad friend. 444 00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:36,230 Mmm-Hmm. Right. 445 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,330 You're a bad friend. That's what i was saying to you. 446 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,570 Yeah. And just that, you know, 447 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,500 You've been really blowing me off the last few months, 448 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:44,700 And last night you lied to me about being sick. 449 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:46,470 That really sucked. All right, well, listen. 450 00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:48,030 I'm sorry i lied, jake. 451 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,960 I saw you were getting upset and i just didn't want to hurt you. 452 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,810 But i don't know what to say about the other stuff 453 00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:56,210 Because this is my life and i don't want to apologize for that. 454 00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:58,040 No, and, gina, you shouldn't haveto. 455 00:16:58,130 --> 00:16:59,550 Look, i'm really proud of you. 456 00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:00,670 You're totally killing it. 457 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,180 Yeah, people want to stab me. 458 00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:04,450 I mean, that's a very positive way of looking at things, butyeah. 459 00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:06,600 Thank you. 460 00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:09,930 I hit a new level of pain. 461 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:12,350 Please keep talkin', please keep talkin'! 462 00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:14,870 Okay, look. I just wanted you to know that i miss you. 463 00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:16,390 Well, i miss you too, dude. 464 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,320 Great, so can we agree to see each other like 5% more? 465 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,400 Deal. 466 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,860 We're not going to shake on it. 467 00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:25,330 Yeah, we'll just take each other at our word. 468 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,650 Whoo! 469 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:27,990 That's a knife! 470 00:17:28,070 --> 00:17:31,120 That is a knife in my back. That's so weird to say. 471 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,660 There's a knife in my back. 472 00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:35,840 Boyle, may i speak with you for a minute? 473 00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:38,420 Sure, i was just googling "good toys for normal children." 474 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,960 Nikolaj may not be a genius, 475 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,250 But he's a very bright child. 476 00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:42,970 And on top of that, you were right. 477 00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:44,890 He's also a very gifted artist. 478 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,460 Look what he did to my periodic table. 479 00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:49,470 Sure, it's a bit derivative of kandinsky, 480 00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:52,180 But the palette shows an impressive comprehension of color theory. 481 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:53,470 And he's good at clouds, too. 482 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,140 Okay. 483 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:58,060 I also wanted to say i was wrong to imply 484 00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:00,390 That you didn't know what was best for him. 485 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,900 You're an exceptionally supportive parent, 486 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:05,070 And i wish my father had been more like you. 487 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,410 Thank you for saying that. 488 00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:09,580 And, sir, 489 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:12,660 Nothing would make me prouder than being your big daddy. 490 00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:17,580 Well, we're off track now, so, uh, good day. 491 00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:18,830 Hey, guys. 492 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,840 How you feeling, gina? Uh... 493 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,260 Sometimes i feel like a nut, sometimes i don't. 494 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,340 Almond joy's got nuts. 495 00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:26,960 Mounds don't. 496 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:28,440 She's very hopped up on painkillers. 497 00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:31,640 Hold up, when did you learn french, monsieur la baguette? 498 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,100 As a baby. 499 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,930 Oh, oui! Oui, oui, oui, oui. 500 00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:38,420 It actually helps to play along, i'm assuming. 501 00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:39,910 So what's the latest? Did you catch the perp? 502 00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:41,570 No. I almost had him. 503 00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:43,400 But then hejumped up, grabbed a flagpole, 504 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,900 Spun around it like spider-Man, 505 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,540 And then flipped out of sight on a roof. 506 00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:48,900 It was crazy. Officers are still patrolling the area. 507 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:50,740 Oh, my god, that's it. That is it! 508 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:53,240 The treasure is in the forest of enchanted secrets! 509 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,070 Let's go! No, we can't. 510 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,580 We have to stay here and guard the amulet of destiny. 511 00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:59,290 True dat, true dat. 512 00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:00,580 Sarge, call me crazy, 513 00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:03,210 But it almost sounds like whoever stabbed gina knew parkour 514 00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:04,830 Just like the ex-Husband 515 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,840 Of that lady from gina's event. Right! 516 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,460 Gina convinced her to leave him and he probably wants revenge. 517 00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:11,180 Okay. I'll look into it. 518 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,720 Jake, i cannot wait for this doctor. 519 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,890 Will you please grab this knife out of my back? 520 00:19:15,970 --> 00:19:17,560 Get it! Gina, it's already out. 521 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,810 What? 522 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:29,920 Hello? (over cell phone) you win. 523 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,360 Please help me. 524 00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:33,220 What, why? I learned my lesson. You were right. 525 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,410 No, you were right. 526 00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:35,870 For the past four hours, 527 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:38,740 I've been watching you on the security camera. 528 00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:40,250 You have? That's weird. 529 00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:41,920 This isn't about me. Still seems weird. 530 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,300 Rosa! Watching you try to open that door and fall again 531 00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:50,260 And again and again and again was inspiring! 532 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:54,590 I was trying to teach you a lesson, and instead, you taught me a lesson. 533 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,010 Great. What lesson is that? 534 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:59,230 There is nothing the human spirit cannot overcome. 535 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:02,310 So, rosa diaz, you are not quitting. 536 00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:03,850 You are gonna open that door 537 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:07,490 Because you are badass and you don't need help from anyone! 538 00:20:07,570 --> 00:20:10,070 Yeah. I'm rosa diaz. 539 00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:14,070 You can do this, rosa! 540 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:20,700 She's doing it! 541 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,420 Yes! 542 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,930 You did it! I did it! 543 00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:37,390 Oh, that was great! I love being independent! 544 00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:41,010 I have to go to the bathroom. Oh, okay, i'll help you. 545 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,020 And then you were like, "we can use the amulet 546 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,560 "to fight the queen of tears!" 547 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,020 I said all of that when i was on drugs? That's brilliant. 548 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,480 Yeah, we basically came up with an entire amazing story. 549 00:20:49,570 --> 00:20:50,780 We should write a movie! Yes! 550 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,610 Jake and gina present, colon, 551 00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:54,110 The queen of tears, colon, 552 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,530 Battle for the amulet of destiny. 553 00:20:55,610 --> 00:20:57,860 Colon, part one, colon, offive. 554 00:20:57,950 --> 00:20:59,790 Oh. Get those sequel profits, smart. 555 00:20:59,870 --> 00:21:01,540 Yarp. Oh. Here comes terry. 556 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:02,660 Hey, sorry i'm late. 557 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:03,810 Oh, you should be, terrence. 558 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,920 You almost missed the surprise we got for you. 559 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,090 What is it? I think you mean, "who is it?" 560 00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:12,760 Bryant ungerbert? 561 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,940 Hello, terry jeffords. 562 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,380 It's been far too long, old friend. 563 00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:19,930 Ah, we did the right thing. 564 00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:21,850 Yes we did, gina. Who's gina? 565 00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:23,060 Are you still on drugs? 566 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,390 Yeah. Oh, fight