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So I told Nikolaj, "Who cares
if you're bad at skateboarding?

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When you grow up, nobody thinks
skateboarders are cool."

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What's cool is having your own pants.

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- Uh-huh. Sure.
- Jake, you seem distracted.

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You're agreeing with everything I say.

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We should go on a month-long
couples' vacation:

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- you, Amy, me, and my dad.
- Yeah, yeah, fine, whatever.

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And we should get
matching hats that say,

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"Best Bud 1" and "Best Bud 2."
And wear them all the time!

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For sure. Look, Charles,
don't look behind you,

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but I think we're being followed.

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I saw this guy when we were
leaving the precinct,

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and he was in line at lunch,
and now he's right behind us.

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Is it someone you arrested?

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I don't recognize him, but
judging by the head-to-toe denim,

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I say he's either not American
or deeply American.

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I'm thinking Ukraine or Kentucky.

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Well, should we call it in?

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No. I've got a better idea.

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Hi there.

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Who are you, and why
are you following me?

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I'm not following you.

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- I come for Charles Boyle.
- Hey, hey, hey!

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- Hands where we can see them.
- Chill out, bro!

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It's not gun.
It's just... uh, it's a toy.

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No shoot, pretty please.

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It's gift for Nikolaj.

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Nikolaj? How do you know Charles's son?

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My name is Gintars.

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From Latvia.

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I am Nikolaj birth father.

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Ohh!

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Nikolaj's birth father
who I'd never hope to meet.

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Very cool.

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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool,

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cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, c-c-c-c-c...

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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com

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Charles, are you okay?
You hit your head pretty hard.

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Oh, no, I'm fine.
I don't have a concussion.

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We'll see about that.

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How many musical numbers are
there in the movie "Zootopia"?

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- Oh, just the one.
- Yeah, he's okay.

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I don't know what's going on.

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How did you find me?

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The orphanage isn't supposed
to give out that information.

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You know Dragomir, Nikolaj brother?

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He tell me all about you.

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Of course. You're Dragomir's father too.

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No, Dragomir is my brother.

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Dragomir and I have same father
but different mother.

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Her name Anyuta.

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Together we have baby.
That baby's Nikolaj.

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Dragomir is brother of Nikolaj.

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I am brother of Dragomir.
Also stepfather.

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We are contemporary blended family.

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Would make very good TV show.

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Honestly, that does sound
very interesting and good.

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Anyways, I was too young
and poor to have child,

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but now I'm very successful businessman.

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I have my own clothing line.
Maybe you've heard of it:

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The Gape.

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We also have Baby Gape
and the Gape Body.

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- Oh, you mean The Gap?
- No, no, Gape.

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Like, there are two things
and there's space between.

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Yeah, like, The Gap. Like, The Gap.

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The company that already exists.

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I don't know what you're saying.

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I never heard of it.

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But is it a knock-off of Gape?
Do they sell clothing?

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So what? You have money now,

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and you're just gonna take Nikolaj back?

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No, no, I don't want
to take boy from you.

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I just want to meet him one time.

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Look, I know it's lot to ask,

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but, please. Nikolaj is my sex result.

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Oh, yeah? Well, I walk your sex result

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to school every morning.

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No, don't use his words.

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I help your sex result
with his homework.

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This is bad, even for you.

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I sing your sex result
a lullaby every night.

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- I wanna do something.
- You will never meet my son.

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Oh, yeah? Well, then I don't leave
America until I meet the boy.

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And I come from white country.

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I have very long visa.

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Very long.

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So I'm positive the murder
happened inside this apartment,

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but CSI could find no traces of blood.

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I'd like to ask the FBI to
bring in a team of lab techs.

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This would require
Commissioner Kelly signing off.

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Before I make that ask, is
there anything else we can do?

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Um, I'm pretty sure there is.

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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I am now.

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We need Yee!

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Who?

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Isn't it that guy that led
that seminar where you guys

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turned Boyle into a mummy,

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and then you pushed him down the stairs?

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- Whoa!
- Whoa! Rosa.

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Easy. No one pushed
Boyle down the stairs.

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Right. We may have
plastered his eyes shut

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and left him to wander around blindly,

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but he fell down on his own.

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- It was a classic accident.
- Exactly.

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Anyway, Dr. Yee is a genius

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in the field of forensic entomology.

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They call him "Father Fly."

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- How cool is that?
- 0%.

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How are insects gonna help us?

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There weren't any in or around the boy.

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Oh, my God.

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You still think forensic
entomology is all blow flies

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and screw worms, don't you?

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That's a good one, Santiago.

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You should take the Lieutenant's exam.

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- Hey.
- Dr. Yee has recently

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bred a species of fly

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that has increased sensitivities
to certain human proteins.

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They can detect trace amounts of blood,

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even if it's been cleaned with bleach.

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Or masked with animal urine.

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Oh, I was building to that.

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- Thanks for stealing my thunder.
- This is nasty.

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Terry hates bugs.
Too many eyes and legs.

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Would you still hate bugs
if I told you that

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there were thousands
of tiny mites that live

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in your eyebrows and keep them
from being weighed down

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- by oils?
- Yes!

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Look, I really think we should go

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with the feds on this.

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No, we're bringing in Yee.
I'll make the call right now.

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- Oh, can I listen on speaker?
- Mm.

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Oh, my God.

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It's gonna be a long couple of days.

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You're telling me.
I got bugs in my brows, Rosa.

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Hey.

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So what's your plan with Gintars?

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He's kind of taking over
the whole waiting area.

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No, don't worry about me.

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I'm watching "Mad About You"
on Latvian Hulu.

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It's very funny show.

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Very many episodes.

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I could sit here all day.

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I don't know what to do.
He's never gonna leave.

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But I'm scared for Nikolaj
to get to know him.

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Okay, how about this?
Gintars just wants to see him, right?

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We can maybe have them meet

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without telling Nikolaj that
Gintars is his birth father.

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Just say he's an old friend of ours.

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Jake, you're completely forgetting about

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the olfactory bond.

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Nikolaj will immediately
recognize his father's scent.

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Well, you got to do something,

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and I don't think you're gonna
wait this guy out.

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Paul and Jamie are
locked in the bathroom.

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But Jamie has a turkey in the oven.

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This is a very good setup.

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- And they pay it off.
- It's so good.

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Okay, Jake,

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let's give your plan a shot.

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Okay, Gintars, remember the deal is,

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you cannot tell Nikolaj
you're his father.

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Who Gintars?

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I'm Billy Hanukkah.

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I'm from the Bronx, Manhattan.

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I eat pizza at Famous Ray's.

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Okay, well, no need to get too specific

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or offer up any backstory.

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Hey, guys. I'm just coming from work

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with my friend Billy Hanukkah.

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- Hanukkah.
- It's fine.

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Kids don't know which names are weird.

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Nikolaj, say hi to Jake
and this stranger.

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Hi, Jake. I love you.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Hanukkah.

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I love you too.

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Man, he really is a Boyle, isn't he?

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Hello, my little friend.

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Did you have good day at school?

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- We had computer class today.
- I am your real father!

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My name is Gintars.

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- You are my son.
- What?

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Well.

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That backfired real quick.

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Daddy, why is the man
saying he's my father?

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Mr. Hanukkah is crazy.
He has no children of his own,

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and it's driven him mad.

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I'm your father, Nikolaj.

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- It's pronounced Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.

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- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.

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- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.

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- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.

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- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.

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It's okay. You say it wrong.

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Okay, well, that was fun.

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Hey, why don't you go
play over there, buddy?

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You can take this drug store receipt.

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It's very long and filled with coupons.

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You can fly it around like a kite.

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Whee!

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Wow, kids are really basic.
Is being a dad super easy?

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What the hell was that?

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You promised you wouldn't tell him.

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So sorry. I smelled my boy.
I don't know what came over me.

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Please. I'm in town for 10 more days.

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Let Nikolaj know I exist.
Let me spend time with him.

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I could take him to Russian bathhouse.

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- Has he been?
- No!

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I'm not some weirdo that takes
my eight-year-old

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to the Russian bath!

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We take our baths at home
together as a family

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like normal people!

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Not sure you have the upper
hand on that storm-off, Boyle.

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He's here! Dr. Yee's on his way up.

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How's my breath?

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Perfect. Yee's gonna love it.

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This is not a good color on you guys.

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Speaking of bad looks,

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Sarge, what is going on
with your eyebrows, man?

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I shaved them off.

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'Cause of the bugs.

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Sharon said you couldn't notice.

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Sharon lied, Terry. You look
like a straight-up fool.

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Damn, Rosa.

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No, Diaz is right.

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Your face is horrifying.

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You should leave before...
Hello, Dr. Yee!

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Out back now.

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Captain Holt,

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nice to see you again.

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Please, call me Raymond.

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Unless that feels weird.
You don't have to.

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I'll answer to anything.

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Raymond works.

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So I understand you have
a potential crime scene,

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and you'd like to find some blood.

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Well, I've brought along several hundred

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of my best detectives to help out.

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Oh, my God. I'm starstruck.

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We all are.

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So what you made you
think of using drosophila

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as a method of searching for
blood traces?

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Have you ever read Sung Tz'u's textbook

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- "The Washing Away of Wrongs" from 1235?
- Nope.

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- Yes.
- Which edition?

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It tells the story of
the first known use

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of forensic entomology.

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A farmer was slashed to death.

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A local judge asked everyone in the town

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to lay down their sickles.

251
00:08:14,892 --> 00:08:16,333
And though they all appeared clean,

252
00:08:16,369 --> 00:08:18,002
one attracted a horde of flies.

253
00:08:18,038 --> 00:08:19,748
The insects could sense the blood,

254
00:08:19,784 --> 00:08:21,842
even though it was invisible
to the human eye.

255
00:08:21,878 --> 00:08:23,250
Wow, what an arresting story.

256
00:08:23,286 --> 00:08:24,521
Yes, they did arrest him.

257
00:08:27,986 --> 00:08:29,172
We made a joke together.

258
00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:34,644
Okay, Dr. Yee, how effective
is your box of bugs?

259
00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:35,812
Oh, well, in a lab,

260
00:08:35,847 --> 00:08:37,146
they've detected blood even

261
00:08:37,181 --> 00:08:38,490
when it's been cleaned with bleach.

262
00:08:38,526 --> 00:08:40,068
Or covered with animal urine!

263
00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:41,283
You two really know your stuff.

264
00:08:47,481 --> 00:08:48,634
I know that sound.

265
00:08:48,918 --> 00:08:51,078
That's the moaning of a man
who left his lunch on the bus.

266
00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,783
I didn't lose my lunch, you idiot.

267
00:08:52,819 --> 00:08:54,252
I lost my son!

268
00:08:54,288 --> 00:08:55,898
Okay, Scully, I got this.

269
00:08:55,933 --> 00:08:57,200
Hey there, bud.

270
00:08:57,618 --> 00:08:59,134
I got you your favorite tea:

271
00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:00,786
- duck broth.
- Thanks.

272
00:09:00,822 --> 00:09:02,143
You know me so well.

273
00:09:02,623 --> 00:09:04,469
But I'm too sad to drink duck broth.

274
00:09:04,505 --> 00:09:06,909
Wow, I never thought I'd hear
you or anyone say that.

275
00:09:07,228 --> 00:09:10,212
Nikolaj is asking if Gintars
is really his dad.

276
00:09:10,248 --> 00:09:13,085
I worked so hard to have him
think of me as his father.

277
00:09:13,121 --> 00:09:14,520
And now it's all ruined.

278
00:09:14,556 --> 00:09:16,227
He'll probably go back to
calling me what he did

279
00:09:16,263 --> 00:09:18,376
when I first adopted him: Mr. America.

280
00:09:18,412 --> 00:09:20,195
I know you're upset,
but that is a dope nickname.

281
00:09:20,231 --> 00:09:21,656
I'm not Mr. America.

282
00:09:21,692 --> 00:09:23,226
- I'm Daddy.
- Of course you are.

283
00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:25,991
I just don't want Nikolaj
to see him again.

284
00:09:26,214 --> 00:09:28,181
I don't want him turning into a Gintars.

285
00:09:28,216 --> 00:09:29,489
You have nothing to worry about.

286
00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,317
Nikolaj is already a mini Charles.

287
00:09:31,352 --> 00:09:32,785
He's an eight-year-old boy
whose favorite movie

288
00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:34,153
is "Bullets Over Broadway."

289
00:09:34,189 --> 00:09:36,711
So what are you saying? I should
let him spend time with Gintars?

290
00:09:36,747 --> 00:09:38,196
I just worry that if you prevent him

291
00:09:38,232 --> 00:09:39,448
from knowing his birth father,

292
00:09:39,484 --> 00:09:41,052
that he'll build up some fantasy of him

293
00:09:41,088 --> 00:09:42,284
and then blame you
for keeping them apart.

294
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,162
That's crazy.

295
00:09:43,198 --> 00:09:44,716
The way that King Trident kept Ariel

296
00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,039
from exploring the surface.

297
00:09:46,075 --> 00:09:46,978
Oh, my God, you're right.

298
00:09:47,014 --> 00:09:49,464
I'm driving Nikolaj into
the arms of a sea witch.

299
00:09:49,975 --> 00:09:51,804
Watching him work is amazing.

300
00:09:51,839 --> 00:09:53,005
Mm-hmm.

301
00:09:53,041 --> 00:09:55,429
- I have to get a video.
- Santiago, please.

302
00:09:55,743 --> 00:09:56,976
Hold the phone horizontal

303
00:09:57,011 --> 00:09:58,711
to get more flies in frame.

304
00:09:58,746 --> 00:10:01,214
All right, guys, this fanboy
stuff is a little much.

305
00:10:01,249 --> 00:10:02,982
The only thing that's
a little much over here

306
00:10:03,017 --> 00:10:05,184
are your scrawled-on eyebrows.

307
00:10:05,219 --> 00:10:06,386
- Yeesh.
- Seriously?

308
00:10:06,421 --> 00:10:07,920
- I thought they worked.
- They do...

309
00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,091
if you wanna look
like a mean drag queen.

310
00:10:09,127 --> 00:10:10,923
I knew I should have done
a flatter arch.

311
00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,158
This is a nighttime look.

312
00:10:12,193 --> 00:10:14,660
Well, the flies are not reacting.

313
00:10:14,695 --> 00:10:16,229
I can keep going, but I'll tell you now,

314
00:10:16,264 --> 00:10:19,165
it's very unlikely there are
any traces of blood in here.

315
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,511
Well, according to my timeline,

316
00:10:20,547 --> 00:10:22,082
this is the only place the
murder could have happened.

317
00:10:22,118 --> 00:10:24,237
Sorry, Rosa, looks like
your timeline's wrong.

318
00:10:24,272 --> 00:10:26,458
Because the flies don't lie.

319
00:10:26,494 --> 00:10:27,722
You can use that if you want.

320
00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:29,683
He's not gonna use a cheeky slogan.

321
00:10:29,719 --> 00:10:31,277
- He's a man of science.
- I like it.

322
00:10:31,312 --> 00:10:33,160
The flies don't lie.

323
00:10:33,196 --> 00:10:36,383
Okay, Dr. Yee, exactly how
accurate is this technology?

324
00:10:36,419 --> 00:10:38,518
Diaz, how dare you question the man.

325
00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:40,953
Dr. Yee has spent millions
of dollars developing

326
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,688
and researching these flies.

327
00:10:42,723 --> 00:10:44,891
It's fine. Would you all
like to see what happens

328
00:10:44,926 --> 00:10:46,230
when they actually sense blood?

329
00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:47,232
- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.

330
00:10:47,268 --> 00:10:48,267
Will you hold this, Ally?

331
00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:55,650
- Wow.
- I'm sorry, Detective Diaz,

332
00:10:55,686 --> 00:10:57,732
I know it's upsetting when
a hunch doesn't pan out.

333
00:10:57,768 --> 00:10:59,853
Well, it's over. The flies have it.

334
00:11:00,858 --> 00:11:02,426
Keep your eyes on the flies.

335
00:11:03,811 --> 00:11:05,117
Flies don't lie.

336
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,603
Now, that's a good one.

337
00:11:06,818 --> 00:11:09,519
Oh, no, it's Santiago's. Damn it.

338
00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:11,217
Wow, this was a bad idea.

339
00:11:11,252 --> 00:11:13,353
Relax. He gets one
afternoon with Nikolaj,

340
00:11:13,388 --> 00:11:14,687
and he chooses basketball?

341
00:11:14,722 --> 00:11:16,289
Does Nikolaj even like basketball?

342
00:11:16,324 --> 00:11:17,857
He loves the "Get Your Head
In The Game" number

343
00:11:17,892 --> 00:11:19,113
from "High School Musical."

344
00:11:19,149 --> 00:11:20,860
I haven't seen it, but I know
that's not the same.

345
00:11:20,895 --> 00:11:23,029
Look at them. Does it seem like
he's actually enjoying this?

346
00:11:23,064 --> 00:11:24,831
Porzingas!

347
00:11:24,866 --> 00:11:26,106
Charles, can I tell you a story?

348
00:11:26,142 --> 00:11:27,667
- Always.
- All right.

349
00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:28,991
When I was 10,

350
00:11:29,027 --> 00:11:30,870
my dad started dating this woman, Leeza.

351
00:11:30,905 --> 00:11:32,342
My mom hated her.

352
00:11:32,378 --> 00:11:33,906
But my dad wanted us to bond,

353
00:11:33,941 --> 00:11:36,376
so one day he took me and Leeza
to the mall and dropped us off.

354
00:11:36,411 --> 00:11:39,178
She proceeds to steal a ton
of blouses from Ann Taylor

355
00:11:39,213 --> 00:11:41,014
and then immediately makes me go back in

356
00:11:41,049 --> 00:11:42,682
and exchange them for store credit.

357
00:11:42,717 --> 00:11:43,850
Then to celebrate,

358
00:11:43,885 --> 00:11:45,503
I get to pull Leeza's Cinnabon apart

359
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,820
because her nails are too long
and curly to do it herself.

360
00:11:47,855 --> 00:11:49,025
- Ugh.
- Point being,

361
00:11:49,061 --> 00:11:50,984
nothing has ever made
me love my own mother

362
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,899
more than the time I spent with Leeza.

363
00:11:53,411 --> 00:11:55,303
Gintars is Leeza.

364
00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:56,605
You are my mom.

365
00:11:56,641 --> 00:11:58,141
I can't believe I get to be Karen.

366
00:11:58,177 --> 00:11:59,032
What an honor!

367
00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,733
- Daddy, Daddy.
- Yes, sweetie?

368
00:12:00,768 --> 00:12:03,870
- Can we leave?
- Oh, no, so soon?

369
00:12:03,905 --> 00:12:06,072
But I understand.
We can go home right now.

370
00:12:06,107 --> 00:12:09,572
No, not home. Daddy Gintars
wants to buy me a jean jacket

371
00:12:09,735 --> 00:12:11,077
just like his.

372
00:12:11,112 --> 00:12:12,642
Daddy Gintars.

373
00:12:12,914 --> 00:12:14,680
Daddy Gintars.

374
00:12:14,715 --> 00:12:15,633
Oh, no.

375
00:12:15,117 --> 00:12:16,888
I am Leeza.

376
00:12:17,152 --> 00:12:18,705
Wait. No. That's not right.

377
00:12:26,154 --> 00:12:27,180
Hey, bud.

378
00:12:27,216 --> 00:12:28,730
Everything going okay in here?

379
00:12:28,766 --> 00:12:29,874
I know you're going through something,

380
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,692
but people are starting to
complain about the moaning.

381
00:12:31,728 --> 00:12:34,661
Ugh. I would give anything
to have Gintars gone

382
00:12:34,697 --> 00:12:36,664
and out of Nikolaj's life.

383
00:12:36,699 --> 00:12:38,258
But it's not gonna happen.

384
00:12:38,294 --> 00:12:40,450
Okay, well, I'm just gonna
close the door, then.

385
00:12:40,486 --> 00:12:42,337
And you can feel free to moan
as much as you need.

386
00:12:44,641 --> 00:12:46,007
This is bad.

387
00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:47,976
I know. He's been like that all day.

388
00:12:48,011 --> 00:12:49,125
No, I was talking about your eyebrows.

389
00:12:49,161 --> 00:12:50,979
Whatever's going on up
there is real, real bad.

390
00:12:51,014 --> 00:12:54,149
Well, it's better than having
two bug hotels above your eyes.

391
00:12:54,184 --> 00:12:55,891
But wouldn't they also be
in your goatee?

392
00:12:56,586 --> 00:12:58,442
- Don't do this to me, Jake.
- Wait a minute.

393
00:12:58,822 --> 00:13:00,693
I may have just thought of
a way to get rid of Gintars.

394
00:13:00,729 --> 00:13:01,712
Do you still have that friend

395
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:02,890
who works on the
Counterfeiting Taskforce?

396
00:13:02,926 --> 00:13:03,826
Yeah, why?

397
00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:06,272
Gintars has this terrible knock-off
clothing brand called The Gape.

398
00:13:06,308 --> 00:13:08,876
If I can get him to admit on tape
that he's selling counterfeit goods,

399
00:13:08,912 --> 00:13:10,528
they would terminate
his visa and deport him.

400
00:13:10,564 --> 00:13:11,553
Deport him?

401
00:13:11,589 --> 00:13:12,899
Doesn't that seem a little extreme?

402
00:13:12,935 --> 00:13:14,309
Yeah, definitely, but Charles just said

403
00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:16,463
he'd give anything
for Gintars to be gone.

404
00:13:17,443 --> 00:13:19,177
- He's not doing great, Terry.
- Okay.

405
00:13:19,213 --> 00:13:20,805
But how are you gonna
get Gintars on tape?

406
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,193
Good question, Sergeant Crazy Brows.

407
00:13:22,229 --> 00:13:24,015
Gintars is always talking
about the Russian baths.

408
00:13:24,051 --> 00:13:25,224
I'll see if he'll meet me there

409
00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:26,927
and then ask him to cut
me in on his business.

410
00:13:26,963 --> 00:13:28,850
Meanwhile, I'll have a mic
hidden underneath my towel.

411
00:13:28,885 --> 00:13:29,851
It's foolproof.

412
00:13:30,307 --> 00:13:32,020
Before we do deal, we take off towel.

413
00:13:32,399 --> 00:13:34,128
It's full naked.

414
00:13:34,357 --> 00:13:35,435
Ha.

415
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:36,747
What are you waiting for?

416
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,805
I want to see where your
hair starts and stops.

417
00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:40,695
Gintars.

418
00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:42,697
Take it off now.

419
00:13:42,732 --> 00:13:44,065
Heh.

420
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:45,350
Hey, Sarge.

421
00:13:45,385 --> 00:13:47,185
Holy crap. What the hell is that?

422
00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,754
That is a bug-free zone is what it is.

423
00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:50,822
I bleached it.

424
00:13:50,857 --> 00:13:52,056
I'm smarter than they are, Rosa.

425
00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:53,499
Uh-huh. What about your nose hair?

426
00:13:53,819 --> 00:13:56,622
Oh, man. Terry forgot about his nose.

427
00:13:56,658 --> 00:13:58,262
Hey, why is Yee still here?

428
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,832
Holt wants him to hand in
his case report in person.

429
00:14:00,867 --> 00:14:01,866
I think he's trying to trick him

430
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:03,235
into going to lunch with him.

431
00:14:03,271 --> 00:14:04,737
Wait. It's noon?

432
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:07,005
If I didn't know better,
I'd say that was lunchtime.

433
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,873
I hope they take that
container of bugs with them

434
00:14:08,908 --> 00:14:10,580
- when they go.
- Wait. The container's here?

435
00:14:10,915 --> 00:14:12,667
I have an idea.
All I need is some blood.

436
00:14:12,773 --> 00:14:13,906
This is fresh.

437
00:14:14,176 --> 00:14:15,509
Oh. Terrible, yet perfect.

438
00:14:21,731 --> 00:14:23,331
Stupid bugs didn't do anything.

439
00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:24,522
He lied to us, Sarge.

440
00:14:26,092 --> 00:14:27,093
Huh?

441
00:14:27,479 --> 00:14:28,756
Why's your towel still on?

442
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,189
This is business conversation.

443
00:14:30,225 --> 00:14:32,658
You cannot trust a man who
cannot show you his full self.

444
00:14:32,694 --> 00:14:33,898
Well, not in America.

445
00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:36,100
Here we have business
meetings fully clothed.

446
00:14:36,135 --> 00:14:37,402
Sometimes even in a suit and tie.

447
00:14:37,437 --> 00:14:38,784
Have you ever seen the show
"Shark Tank"?

448
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,938
Latvian "Shark Tank" is all nude.

449
00:14:41,092 --> 00:14:42,392
That sounds weirdly sexy.

450
00:14:42,428 --> 00:14:43,394
No, not at all.

451
00:14:43,430 --> 00:14:45,076
There's no female sharks,

452
00:14:45,111 --> 00:14:47,912
so it's just four Mr. Wonderfuls naked

453
00:14:47,947 --> 00:14:49,380
on a big leather couch.

454
00:14:49,415 --> 00:14:51,215
Huh. Not what I imagined.

455
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,674
Hey, listen.

456
00:14:53,119 --> 00:14:55,253
I would love to buy some
of that knock-off denim.

457
00:14:55,288 --> 00:14:56,888
Okay, first of all, it's not knock-off.

458
00:14:56,923 --> 00:14:58,890
Okay, Gape is true, authentic brand.

459
00:14:58,925 --> 00:15:01,152
The real thief is Gap.

460
00:15:01,188 --> 00:15:02,463
- Are they?
- What makes more sense?

461
00:15:02,499 --> 00:15:04,927
That they take Gape and remove letter?

462
00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:08,670
Or that I take Gap and add pricey E?

463
00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:10,020
I don't care if it's fake,

464
00:15:10,056 --> 00:15:11,206
I just wanna buy some.

465
00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:13,677
It's not fake;
you are still wearing a towel;

466
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,506
and this deal: over.

467
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,014
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

468
00:15:17,477 --> 00:15:19,318
Do you wanna know why
I won't take off my towel?

469
00:15:20,513 --> 00:15:21,892
It's because I'm embarrassed...

470
00:15:21,928 --> 00:15:24,190
about what's underneath.

471
00:15:24,484 --> 00:15:25,483
Mutilated penis?

472
00:15:25,518 --> 00:15:27,251
Ye... p.

473
00:15:27,286 --> 00:15:29,287
That is it. You guessed it
on the first try.

474
00:15:29,322 --> 00:15:32,023
That's what's under there.
The old... the old...

475
00:15:32,058 --> 00:15:33,057
mute peen.

476
00:15:33,093 --> 00:15:34,592
I am so sorry about your penis.

477
00:15:34,627 --> 00:15:35,679
It's a bummer.

478
00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:37,577
But we all have things
that bring us shame.

479
00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:40,298
Remember when I told you before

480
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,300
that Gape was original, authentic brand?

481
00:15:42,335 --> 00:15:43,601
I do. It was just now.

482
00:15:43,636 --> 00:15:44,896
Yeah, well...

483
00:15:45,471 --> 00:15:47,138
I stole the whole thing from Gap.

484
00:15:47,173 --> 00:15:49,640
And here I was completely believing you

485
00:15:49,675 --> 00:15:51,207
when you told me you didn't.

486
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,210
Wow.

487
00:15:52,345 --> 00:15:54,112
Well, thank you for
sharing that with me.

488
00:15:54,147 --> 00:15:55,546
You are freak.

489
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:57,982
But I support you. Come.

490
00:15:58,017 --> 00:15:59,674
Oh, no, it's a naked hug.

491
00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:02,319
Ha ha. Ah.

492
00:16:03,372 --> 00:16:05,673
Hey, what's up? You guys having
a little coffee? That's cool.

493
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:06,674
- Yee's a fraud.
- What?

494
00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:08,009
Excuse me?

495
00:16:08,044 --> 00:16:10,067
Those nasty-ass bugs don't smell blood.

496
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,651
And they must not
smell bullcrap, either,

497
00:16:11,687 --> 00:16:13,113
'cause he's spewing it everywhere.

498
00:16:13,149 --> 00:16:15,127
What are you saying out
of your weird face?

499
00:16:15,163 --> 00:16:16,690
We put the flies near fresh blood,

500
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,123
and nothing happened.
They didn't react at all.

501
00:16:19,159 --> 00:16:22,150
Do you know how stupid
these accusations sound?

502
00:16:22,186 --> 00:16:23,974
- Diaz, you're fired.
- What?

503
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:28,062
Dr. Yee is one of the most respected
forensic experts in the country.

504
00:16:28,098 --> 00:16:30,014
For you two... let's not mince words...

505
00:16:30,050 --> 00:16:33,921
common fools to suggest
that you found the flaw

506
00:16:33,957 --> 00:16:35,543
- in this brilliant man's...
- They're right.

507
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:36,578
- What?
- Huh?

508
00:16:36,614 --> 00:16:38,453
The flies don't sense blood.

509
00:16:39,275 --> 00:16:41,042
They're just regular flies.

510
00:16:41,077 --> 00:16:42,410
But, Dr. Yee, you can't be a fraud.

511
00:16:42,445 --> 00:16:43,744
You gave a TED Talk.

512
00:16:43,779 --> 00:16:46,670
I spent $6 million in federal
grant money on this experiment

513
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,938
and I've gotten nowhere.

514
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,697
The closest I ever came
was when they all landed

515
00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:50,973
on a Popsicle once.

516
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,459
But in the apartment we saw
them react to a cotton swab

517
00:16:53,495 --> 00:16:55,342
- dipped in blood.
- It was melted Popsicle.

518
00:16:55,378 --> 00:16:57,319
Jam works, too, but it's more expensive.

519
00:16:57,355 --> 00:16:59,997
So, Sir, you were saying
something about us being

520
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:01,233
common fools?

521
00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:02,430
So who looks stupid now?

522
00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:04,432
Uh, Terry, your left eyebrow is missing.

523
00:17:04,729 --> 00:17:06,529
Oh, I must have rubbed it off.

524
00:17:06,565 --> 00:17:07,530
There it is.

525
00:17:08,437 --> 00:17:09,770
Who looks stupid now?

526
00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:13,478
Jake, hey, I got it, man.

527
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:15,643
Nice jeans, and the good thing is

528
00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:18,446
look... both legs, same length.

529
00:17:18,481 --> 00:17:19,575
Thank you very much.

530
00:17:19,611 --> 00:17:21,281
And I see it's 100% denim-ish.

531
00:17:21,317 --> 00:17:23,150
"Do not wear near
women who are pregnant

532
00:17:23,186 --> 00:17:24,486
- or breast-feeding."
- This is true.

533
00:17:24,522 --> 00:17:25,771
The nipple may fall off.

534
00:17:25,807 --> 00:17:28,289
Hey, guys.
Gintars said to meet him here.

535
00:17:28,325 --> 00:17:29,507
I didn't realize you were coming.

536
00:17:29,543 --> 00:17:31,267
My man, I'ma wrestle you. Come here.

537
00:17:31,303 --> 00:17:32,593
Charles, what are you doing here?

538
00:17:32,629 --> 00:17:33,610
Why is Nikolaj here?

539
00:17:33,646 --> 00:17:35,512
Oh, he's been so happy
since he met Gintars.

540
00:17:35,548 --> 00:17:36,756
I've been focusing on myself

541
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,159
and not really thinking about Nikolaj.

542
00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:39,183
- Mm-hmm.
- I didn't realize how much

543
00:17:39,219 --> 00:17:41,132
it meant to him to know
he hadn't been abandoned.

544
00:17:41,506 --> 00:17:43,007
I'm okay with them having
a relationship.

545
00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:44,706
Wow, that is so great of you, Charles,

546
00:17:44,742 --> 00:17:45,809
but I really wish you'd included me

547
00:17:45,845 --> 00:17:47,240
in your decision-making process.

548
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:48,142
- Why?
- No reason.

549
00:17:48,178 --> 00:17:49,255
I just maybe went in a different,

550
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:50,250
less-mature direction.

551
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,827
Hey, maybe we should leave
this area, like, right now.

552
00:17:53,152 --> 00:17:54,156
Cop car. How's it going?

553
00:17:54,192 --> 00:17:55,191
Hey, man.

554
00:17:55,227 --> 00:17:56,471
Gintars Irbe, you're under arrest

555
00:17:56,507 --> 00:17:57,768
for selling counterfeit goods.

556
00:17:57,804 --> 00:17:58,978
Jake! You set me up.

557
00:17:59,014 --> 00:18:00,621
Do you even have mutilated penis?

558
00:18:03,225 --> 00:18:04,291
No.

559
00:18:06,262 --> 00:18:07,361
It's perfect.

560
00:18:10,403 --> 00:18:11,337
Okay.

561
00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:12,790
So they're taking Gintars to the airport

562
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,126
and they're not hurting him...

563
00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:16,337
any more than they did when
he was resisting arrest.

564
00:18:17,957 --> 00:18:19,424
Now they won't let him go
just because I asked them to

565
00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:21,526
even though they arrested him
just because I asked them to.

566
00:18:21,561 --> 00:18:23,094
It's a crazy system.
I don't understand it.

567
00:18:23,129 --> 00:18:24,208
But here's what I'm thinking:

568
00:18:24,244 --> 00:18:25,942
- I call the State Department...
- You've done enough, Jake.

569
00:18:25,978 --> 00:18:26,982
That's nice of you to say, but...

570
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,767
- My tone wasn't nice.
- But your tone is always nice with me.

571
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,099
Wait a minute. Are you mad?

572
00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:33,540
Yes, because you butted into a
situation you shouldn't have.

573
00:18:33,576 --> 00:18:34,982
You need to keep your butt
in your pants.

574
00:18:35,018 --> 00:18:36,456
My butt was only out because you said

575
00:18:36,492 --> 00:18:37,660
you wanted Gintars gone.

576
00:18:37,696 --> 00:18:38,734
Well, thanks to your butt,

577
00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:40,544
Nikolaj feels like he's been abandoned

578
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:41,521
all over again.

579
00:18:41,557 --> 00:18:43,024
Okay, but my butt was
the one that got them together

580
00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:43,828
in the first place.

581
00:18:43,864 --> 00:18:45,316
I don't feel like my butt is
getting credit for that.

582
00:18:45,351 --> 00:18:47,297
Well, that's because your butt
was inappropriate then too.

583
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,884
Your butt should have never
been a part of this.

584
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,366
So now I gotta go clean
up the big nasty mess

585
00:18:51,402 --> 00:18:52,444
that your butt made.

586
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,900
But my butt no but...

587
00:18:53,936 --> 00:18:55,169
My butt no but!

588
00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:56,627
Diaz, Jeffords,

589
00:18:56,663 --> 00:18:59,127
Santiago would like to apologize
to you for her behavior.

590
00:18:59,163 --> 00:19:00,665
I thought we were both apologizing.

591
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,760
No, I misunderstood.

592
00:19:01,796 --> 00:19:03,042
What would I be apologizing for?

593
00:19:03,078 --> 00:19:05,052
- The same thing as me?
- Really?

594
00:19:05,088 --> 00:19:07,038
You guys maybe want to have
this conversation on your own?

595
00:19:07,197 --> 00:19:08,196
Yes.

596
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:09,877
- Okay, we have come to a decision

597
00:19:09,913 --> 00:19:12,510
that we would both like to apologize.

598
00:19:12,545 --> 00:19:15,346
We should have trusted
your instincts over Dr. Yee

599
00:19:15,381 --> 00:19:16,614
and his flies.

600
00:19:16,649 --> 00:19:17,549
And?

601
00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:20,279
And we shouldn't have been so insulting.

602
00:19:20,315 --> 00:19:21,319
And?

603
00:19:21,354 --> 00:19:22,787
I'm not gonna apologize for your face.

604
00:19:22,822 --> 00:19:24,666
That mess is clearly on you.

605
00:19:24,702 --> 00:19:26,275
- Fair enough.
- I'll ask Commissioner Kelly

606
00:19:26,311 --> 00:19:28,359
to approve your initial request
for an FBI lab team.

607
00:19:28,394 --> 00:19:30,028
That won't be necessary.
I solved the case.

608
00:19:30,064 --> 00:19:31,671
And the flies actually came in handy.

609
00:19:31,707 --> 00:19:34,226
These have been genetically engineered

610
00:19:34,262 --> 00:19:36,367
to detect blood, and
there's a whole swarm of them

611
00:19:36,402 --> 00:19:38,846
at your apartment right now
with Dr. Ronald Yee.

612
00:19:39,572 --> 00:19:40,872
The flies don't lie.

613
00:19:40,907 --> 00:19:42,707
- He confessed immediately.
- How about that.

614
00:19:42,742 --> 00:19:45,543
Dr. Yee and his flies
saved the day after all.

615
00:19:45,578 --> 00:19:46,705
No, I did.

616
00:19:46,741 --> 00:19:48,629
Should we call Yee and
tell him the good news?

617
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,553
It would probably make
him feel so much better.

618
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,970
- What is going on?
- He did seem so sad.

619
00:19:53,006 --> 00:19:55,543
- So sad.
- He should be sad. He's a fraud.

620
00:19:55,579 --> 00:19:56,660
Shh. It's ringing.

621
00:19:58,705 --> 00:19:59,557
Hey.

622
00:19:59,592 --> 00:20:00,658
Hey.

623
00:20:00,898 --> 00:20:02,640
Did you make it to the airport
in time to see Gintars?

624
00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:05,165
Yes, but TSA wouldn't let him
stay in the country.

625
00:20:05,598 --> 00:20:07,498
At least Nikolaj got
to spend a few hours

626
00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:09,400
with his birth father at a Chili's Too.

627
00:20:09,435 --> 00:20:11,336
Chili's As Well.

628
00:20:12,656 --> 00:20:14,739
Listen, I feel bad, and I
wanted to do something

629
00:20:14,774 --> 00:20:17,651
but I know you didn't want my help,
so long story short,

630
00:20:18,263 --> 00:20:19,796
I made us these hats.

631
00:20:21,301 --> 00:20:23,045
I obviously love them.

632
00:20:23,081 --> 00:20:24,614
They don't change how I'm feeling.

633
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:25,651
Okay.

634
00:20:26,923 --> 00:20:28,686
Well, I'm sorry that I messed things up.

635
00:20:28,898 --> 00:20:31,856
But I was just trying
to be a good friend.

636
00:20:31,891 --> 00:20:34,500
I know, but that doesn't
always mean fixing my life.

637
00:20:34,536 --> 00:20:36,728
You shouldn't have done
anything without asking me.

638
00:20:36,795 --> 00:20:39,302
Sometimes I just want you to listen.

639
00:20:39,459 --> 00:20:40,519
Right.

640
00:20:40,769 --> 00:20:41,811
I hear that.

641
00:20:41,847 --> 00:20:45,670
It's just... adoption is complicated.

642
00:20:45,705 --> 00:20:47,444
No matter how much I want to be,

643
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,157
I'm not Nikolaj's real father.

644
00:20:49,494 --> 00:20:51,219
Come on, Charles. Of course you are.

645
00:20:51,255 --> 00:20:53,089
Well, that'll be up to him.

646
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,904
And he may even change his mind
about it throughout his life.

647
00:20:56,053 --> 00:20:59,338
I mean, all I can do
is make him feel safe

648
00:21:00,086 --> 00:21:02,020
and give him as much love as I can.

649
00:21:02,055 --> 00:21:04,752
Well, I think Nikolaj is
very lucky to have you.

650
00:21:06,626 --> 00:21:08,893
Nikolaj.

651
00:21:08,928 --> 00:21:11,225
Okay. Let's take these hats
out for a spin.

652
00:21:11,261 --> 00:21:12,227
I've waited long enough.

653
00:21:12,263 --> 00:21:13,396
Here you go. Best Bud #1.

654
00:21:13,432 --> 00:21:14,762
You'd rather be Best Bud #2?

655
00:21:14,798 --> 00:21:16,145
I just want you to listen a little more.

656
00:21:16,181 --> 00:21:17,432
I don't wanna change our whole dynamic.

657
00:21:17,468 --> 00:21:19,416
Okay, good, 'cause I really
wanted to be Best Bud #1.

658
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,061
- I know you did.
- Clink!

659
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,340
- Oh, they're way too small.
- Ooh, they're tight.

660
00:21:23,376 --> 00:21:24,325
- They're way too small.
- Hurt.

661
00:21:24,361 --> 00:21:25,166
They don't fit.

662
00:21:25,645 --> 00:21:29,645
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