1 00:00:08,488 --> 00:00:10,404 And now on to new business. 2 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,127 Peralta. There's a case I'd like you to handle. 3 00:00:12,163 --> 00:00:13,667 Methodist Hospital called this morning. 4 00:00:13,716 --> 00:00:16,017 Apparently, a 38-year-old investment banker 5 00:00:16,052 --> 00:00:17,885 was admitted last night with a broken penis. 6 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,520 - It looks like... - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 7 00:00:19,555 --> 00:00:21,608 There's a finance guy with a broken dong? 8 00:00:21,644 --> 00:00:24,039 Uh, methinks some "Wolf of Wall Street" style 9 00:00:24,075 --> 00:00:26,643 shenana-googles have taken place this day. 10 00:00:26,679 --> 00:00:28,435 Anyone care to wager a guess as to how this happened? 11 00:00:28,471 --> 00:00:30,006 Yeah, I bet he dipped it in a pile of cocaine, 12 00:00:30,042 --> 00:00:32,071 got it real numb, and then hit a croquet ball with it. 13 00:00:32,107 --> 00:00:33,651 - Totally possible. - He probably sat on it. 14 00:00:33,686 --> 00:00:35,399 - So it got under his butt. - Happens all the time. 15 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,021 - Sure do. - Ugh, you guys are horrible. 16 00:00:37,056 --> 00:00:39,023 And you're wrong because he was clearly driving 17 00:00:39,058 --> 00:00:40,791 his Bentley naked, tried to pee out the window, 18 00:00:40,826 --> 00:00:44,644 and was then struck by a goose on the wang. 19 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,574 Is that what happened, sir? Was he struck by a goose? 20 00:00:46,610 --> 00:00:48,081 He was actually struck by a female coworker 21 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:49,850 who claims he attempted to sexually assault her. 22 00:00:49,885 --> 00:00:51,785 I really wish you had 23 00:00:51,820 --> 00:00:53,135 stopped us before we started guessing. 24 00:00:53,171 --> 00:00:54,333 I'm not responsible for that. 25 00:00:54,369 --> 00:00:55,906 Now due to the sensitive subject matter, 26 00:00:55,941 --> 00:00:57,541 I think it makes sense to partner Peralta with... 27 00:00:57,576 --> 00:00:59,440 Me? Because I'm the best at sex? 28 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,181 No, Hitchcock. In fact, you know what? 29 00:01:01,277 --> 00:01:03,113 This isn't your week. Why don't you take a few days off? 30 00:01:03,148 --> 00:01:04,242 Sweet! 31 00:01:04,582 --> 00:01:06,883 - Have fun working, cucks! - What? 32 00:01:06,918 --> 00:01:08,851 Captain, I'd like to work the case with Jake. 33 00:01:08,887 --> 00:01:09,946 I have the time. 34 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:11,180 I'm three weeks ahead on my paperwork. 35 00:01:11,216 --> 00:01:13,223 Fine. Santiago and Peralta, talk to both parties. 36 00:01:13,258 --> 00:01:14,991 Get to the bottom of this broken penis. 37 00:01:15,026 --> 00:01:17,927 Wait. I just want to say I think it's sad 38 00:01:17,962 --> 00:01:20,228 that we as a society can no longer laugh at the phrase 39 00:01:20,264 --> 00:01:22,443 "broken penis," and it is my dream 40 00:01:22,479 --> 00:01:26,068 that we one day shall again. Team Broken Penis on three. 41 00:01:26,104 --> 00:01:27,904 - One, two, three... - Broken penis! 42 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:29,178 Yeah, probably should've seen that coming. 43 00:01:44,826 --> 00:01:48,826 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 44 00:01:49,621 --> 00:01:51,190 Mr. Haggerty, please have a seat. 45 00:01:54,241 --> 00:01:56,989 Oh, you can stand if that's more comfortable. 46 00:01:57,025 --> 00:01:58,468 No, it's cool. 47 00:01:58,503 --> 00:02:00,403 The doctor said I need to change positions 48 00:02:00,438 --> 00:02:02,138 frequently so I don't form a penile clot. 49 00:02:02,173 --> 00:02:04,574 Oh, I'm not gonna barf, so on that note, 50 00:02:04,609 --> 00:02:06,936 please explain the events that led to your diaper. 51 00:02:06,972 --> 00:02:08,405 So last night I was giving my coworker, 52 00:02:08,441 --> 00:02:09,811 Keri, some pointers on her trades. 53 00:02:09,847 --> 00:02:11,781 Told her "lever up on VTC. 54 00:02:11,816 --> 00:02:13,583 There's no fat tail on the vol's wicked low." 55 00:02:13,618 --> 00:02:14,717 I just didn't want her to chump it. 56 00:02:14,752 --> 00:02:17,453 Right, and you spoke that way because you were... 57 00:02:17,488 --> 00:02:19,021 - snowboarding? - No, we were in my office. 58 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,590 - Yeah. - Anyway, she just flipped out 59 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:21,858 and hit me with my favorite golf club. 60 00:02:21,893 --> 00:02:23,626 Ms. Brennan is claiming she attacked you 61 00:02:23,661 --> 00:02:25,628 in self-defense after you sexually assaulted her. 62 00:02:25,663 --> 00:02:27,430 Yeah, because she's crazy. 63 00:02:27,465 --> 00:02:29,499 I know we're not supposed to say that about women. 64 00:02:29,534 --> 00:02:31,701 I usually wouldn't go there because I'm a huge advocate. 65 00:02:31,736 --> 00:02:33,836 I mean, I'm the kind of guy who thinks Kathryn Bigelow 66 00:02:33,871 --> 00:02:35,204 should direct the next "Star Wars." 67 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:37,607 I've said that out loud to other men. 68 00:02:37,642 --> 00:02:39,208 Thank you, Mr. Haggerty. We'll be in touch. 69 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,179 Great, thanks. I'm gonna stand up now. 70 00:02:44,982 --> 00:02:47,283 Captain, sorry to interrupt. 71 00:02:47,318 --> 00:02:49,719 I just got off the phone with the Department of Corrections. 72 00:02:49,754 --> 00:02:52,906 They wanted me to let you know that Ernest Zumowski died. 73 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:54,504 My goodness. 74 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:56,853 It's been a while since I've heard that name. 75 00:02:56,889 --> 00:02:58,294 I hunted him for years 76 00:02:58,329 --> 00:03:02,198 and finally caught him and put an end to his bloodlust. 77 00:03:02,405 --> 00:03:06,736 In some sick way, I am who I am because of Ernest Zumowski 78 00:03:06,771 --> 00:03:09,272 - AKA... - The Disco Strangler. 79 00:03:09,307 --> 00:03:11,073 Oh, so you knew who I was talking about? 80 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,642 Yeah, sir, you talk about him a lot. 81 00:03:12,677 --> 00:03:14,777 - You know, the yo-yo was his... - Calling card. 82 00:03:14,812 --> 00:03:17,079 Oh, I mentioned that too? So how'd he die? 83 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,681 He was in a prison transport van, 84 00:03:18,716 --> 00:03:20,249 and he got in a terrible accident. 85 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:22,151 It burst into flames, and he was trapped inside. 86 00:03:24,645 --> 00:03:27,128 Well, well, well, he finally did it. 87 00:03:27,164 --> 00:03:29,554 - Died horribly? - Escaped. 88 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:32,094 Just like he said he would all those years ago. 89 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,696 I'll be coming back for you. 90 00:03:33,731 --> 00:03:37,199 I'm just like disco, baby. I will never die. 91 00:03:37,234 --> 00:03:40,636 True, disco will never die, but you will... 92 00:03:40,671 --> 00:03:42,605 In your cell, punk. 93 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,174 Oh, so I've told that part of the story as well? 94 00:03:45,209 --> 00:03:47,677 Yes, at every Christmas party. 95 00:03:47,712 --> 00:03:49,312 Sir, I am the first to tout 96 00:03:49,347 --> 00:03:51,180 the capabilities of senior citizens. 97 00:03:51,215 --> 00:03:52,848 I have made love to many, 98 00:03:52,883 --> 00:03:54,283 but the Disco Strangler is over 80. 99 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:56,285 I doubt that he could pull off an escape like this. 100 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,054 Oh, that's what he wants you to think. 101 00:03:58,089 --> 00:03:59,789 You're both underestimating him. 102 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:01,791 I know 28 other people who did that, 103 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,225 and they all ended up with yo-yos 104 00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:04,794 - around their throats. - Necks. 105 00:04:04,829 --> 00:04:06,295 Nope, I said "throats," not necks, 106 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,965 which means I haven't told that story too many times. 107 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,701 All right, lace up your dancing shoes 108 00:04:11,736 --> 00:04:15,560 because it's time to catch this disco bastard. 109 00:04:16,077 --> 00:04:17,601 Thank you for coming in, Ms. Brennan. 110 00:04:17,637 --> 00:04:20,009 Can you describe your working relationship with Mr. Haggerty? 111 00:04:20,044 --> 00:04:22,411 Absolutely. Seth hired me three years ago 112 00:04:22,446 --> 00:04:24,981 to help with large-scale statistical arbitrage 113 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:27,249 and ever since we've been at a steady 18% yield. 114 00:04:27,284 --> 00:04:28,284 I didn't know most of those words, 115 00:04:28,319 --> 00:04:29,986 but I'm assuming it means you're good at business. 116 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:32,154 I am good. I brought in $168 million 117 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,422 to the firm last quarter. 118 00:04:33,457 --> 00:04:34,991 Wow, that's a lot of money. 119 00:04:35,026 --> 00:04:36,993 Where do you keep it all? It's in a computer. 120 00:04:37,028 --> 00:04:38,060 I've watched too much "DuckTales." 121 00:04:38,095 --> 00:04:40,162 No, you can never watch too much "DuckTales." 122 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,164 It's my dream to have a gold coin pool. 123 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:43,933 - Like Scrooge McD. Continue. - Look. 124 00:04:43,968 --> 00:04:45,935 I love my job, and I'm really good at it. 125 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:48,337 I would never do anything to jeopardize what I have, 126 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,106 and I'm not a violent person, 127 00:04:50,141 --> 00:04:52,140 but last night Seth crossed a line. 128 00:04:52,936 --> 00:04:54,426 Can you tell us what happened? 129 00:04:54,788 --> 00:04:57,396 I was working late, and he called me into his office. 130 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:58,931 He had clearly been drinking, 131 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,399 and before I knew it, he pushed me into a desk 132 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:02,034 and he tried to take my clothes off. 133 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:03,736 So I grabbed his stupid golf club 134 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,070 and I hit him in the Cookie Monster, 135 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,772 which is what he calls his penis, by the way. 136 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:07,840 - Gross. - He's the worst. 137 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,308 My only regret is that I didn't get 138 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:11,310 in two extra whacks for each of his testicles. 139 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:12,644 What does he call those? Bert and Ernie? 140 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:13,631 You are actually correct. 141 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:15,092 Ugh, I hate that I got that right. 142 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:16,648 So in conclusion: 143 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,883 the burns on Zumowski's body are consistent 144 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,601 with a massive vehicle fire. 145 00:05:20,637 --> 00:05:23,205 - If this even is his body. - Excuse me? 146 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,373 We're talking about the Disco Strangler... 147 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,375 a serial killer, who for six years 148 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,160 stayed one step ahead of the entire NYPD. 149 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:32,097 Not sure he had many steps left in him, sir. 150 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,198 - Take a look. - Aw. 151 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:36,566 - He looks fragile and sweet. - Sweet as poison pie. 152 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:38,503 Were you able to match the dental records 153 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:40,672 - to the Disco Strangler? - No, the body had no teeth. 154 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,373 - Well, that's suspicious. - Not really. 155 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:43,767 Zumowski didn't have any teeth either. 156 00:05:43,803 --> 00:05:45,904 - Due to him being very old? - Yes. 157 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:49,008 What about the fact that this corpse is 71 inches tall 158 00:05:49,194 --> 00:05:51,098 when the Disco Strangler was 76? 159 00:05:51,137 --> 00:05:52,333 He shrank over time. 160 00:05:52,368 --> 00:05:53,234 Is that another old person thing? 161 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:55,102 Yes, it is. Another old person thing. 162 00:05:55,237 --> 00:05:57,038 - Mm-hmm. - We also have a DNA match 163 00:05:57,073 --> 00:05:58,172 between hair on the head 164 00:05:58,207 --> 00:05:59,440 of this body and the Disco Strangler. 165 00:05:59,475 --> 00:06:01,075 Sir, this is clearly Zumowski. 166 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,109 And that's a good thing. 167 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:03,800 You can finally say good-bye to your nemesis. 168 00:06:03,836 --> 00:06:05,313 Thanks, sergeant. That's a nice thought. 169 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,597 For an idiot to have. Look at this. 170 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:08,766 A dirty little string? 171 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:09,967 Oh, it's not just any old string. 172 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:13,003 It's a yo-yo string, the most dangerous part of the yo-yo. 173 00:06:13,038 --> 00:06:14,471 The Strangler wanted me to find this. 174 00:06:14,506 --> 00:06:17,374 He's out there, and he's taunting me. 175 00:06:18,877 --> 00:06:21,011 Okay, Ms. Brennan, we've discussed it, 176 00:06:21,046 --> 00:06:22,813 and we think you should file charges 177 00:06:22,848 --> 00:06:24,882 against Mr. Haggerty for sexual assault. 178 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:27,651 Now, I'm not gonna lie to you, it's a difficult process... 179 00:06:27,686 --> 00:06:29,572 Actually, I'm gonna stop you right there. 180 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:31,471 I don't wanna press charges. 181 00:06:31,506 --> 00:06:33,440 The firm just offered me $2.5 million 182 00:06:33,475 --> 00:06:35,842 if I sign an NDA and let this slide. 183 00:06:35,877 --> 00:06:37,903 Wait, so you're gonna let Seth get off Scot-free? 184 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,012 Well, that money would go a long way 185 00:06:39,047 --> 00:06:41,081 towards the Scrooge pool. Sorry, ignore me. 186 00:06:41,116 --> 00:06:42,449 - "DuckTales." Woo-oo. - I mean, I think 187 00:06:42,484 --> 00:06:43,667 I have to take it. 188 00:06:44,052 --> 00:06:45,819 This is a "he said, she said," situation. 189 00:06:45,854 --> 00:06:47,320 I know how that goes down. 190 00:06:47,355 --> 00:06:50,019 No one's gonna convict him on my word alone. 191 00:06:50,258 --> 00:06:52,325 The system's as broken as Seth's dong. 192 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:54,194 No, it's not. I'm the system. 193 00:06:54,229 --> 00:06:55,595 And I'm nothing like Seth's dong. 194 00:06:55,630 --> 00:06:57,397 It feels like we can move off this analogy. 195 00:06:57,432 --> 00:06:59,332 Just don't sign that NDA right now. 196 00:06:59,367 --> 00:07:01,067 Give us a chance to bring this guy to justice. 197 00:07:01,102 --> 00:07:02,302 And how are you gonna do that? 198 00:07:02,337 --> 00:07:04,252 By working our asses off to find proof 199 00:07:04,288 --> 00:07:05,988 that he assaulted you, and when we do, 200 00:07:06,023 --> 00:07:07,656 he will go to jail for what he did. 201 00:07:08,952 --> 00:07:10,492 I really think we can get him. 202 00:07:12,943 --> 00:07:15,577 Okay. Yeah, let's do this. 203 00:07:17,369 --> 00:07:19,634 Oh, man, I'm reading Keri's statement. 204 00:07:19,670 --> 00:07:21,837 If I was a woman, I would not work in finance. 205 00:07:21,873 --> 00:07:24,340 Oh, because it's so easy for women everywhere else. 206 00:07:24,376 --> 00:07:25,943 Okay, I can tell that I am in trouble. 207 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,098 You're not in trouble. 208 00:07:27,134 --> 00:07:28,646 I just don't think that men understand 209 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:30,981 how different everything is for us. 210 00:07:31,016 --> 00:07:32,950 I can think of a million examples from this week alone. 211 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:34,184 Oh, sick! 212 00:07:34,219 --> 00:07:35,886 Oh, sick! 213 00:07:35,921 --> 00:07:37,288 - Have a great day. - Oh, thanks. 214 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:38,656 - You too. - Mm-hmm. 215 00:07:38,691 --> 00:07:41,191 You have a beautiful mouth. Have a great day. 216 00:07:41,226 --> 00:07:42,860 Excuse me, Miss, do you know where 217 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:44,361 I can find a police officer? 218 00:07:44,396 --> 00:07:46,297 Uh, sir, you're a police officer, right? 219 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:47,965 - Yeah, I'm a detective. - Oh, thank God. 220 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,333 I'm in uniform! 221 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:50,634 Oh, that's why you yelled that. 222 00:07:50,669 --> 00:07:52,002 I thought you were just excited 223 00:07:52,037 --> 00:07:53,504 about your general love of uniforms. 224 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:55,372 Usually when I yell that, it is because of my love 225 00:07:55,407 --> 00:07:57,675 of uniforms but not today. 226 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:59,543 Today it was because of that sexist jerk. 227 00:07:59,578 --> 00:08:03,080 God, how many creeps have I not noticed before... oh, no. 228 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:05,082 The fruit seller guy on our corner, is he a creep? 229 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:07,584 No, he's a real gentleman, which is surprising 230 00:08:07,619 --> 00:08:09,553 because he's always holding those two cantaloupes 231 00:08:09,588 --> 00:08:12,022 and the opportunity to be gross is right there. 232 00:08:12,057 --> 00:08:13,390 Is it? I've never even noticed that before. 233 00:08:13,425 --> 00:08:15,492 I never wanted to make a comment or anything 234 00:08:15,527 --> 00:08:18,095 - like that and thought better. - Anyways. 235 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:20,064 I am genuinely very sorry 236 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,073 that this is something you have to go through all the time. 237 00:08:22,109 --> 00:08:23,799 It's okay. I'm used to it. 238 00:08:23,835 --> 00:08:25,035 That's even sadder. 239 00:08:25,070 --> 00:08:27,104 I know. But you know what's not sad? 240 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:28,572 That Keri didn't take that insane amount 241 00:08:28,607 --> 00:08:29,940 of hush money, and now we get 242 00:08:29,975 --> 00:08:31,141 - to put a bad guy in jail. - Amen. 243 00:08:31,176 --> 00:08:33,243 Wait, her firm offered her a big deal and you told her 244 00:08:33,278 --> 00:08:34,378 - not to take it? - Yeah. 245 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:35,579 Because that would mean letting 246 00:08:35,614 --> 00:08:36,914 a sexual assaulter go free. 247 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:38,843 Do you have any physical evidence to prove that he did it? 248 00:08:38,879 --> 00:08:39,713 No. 249 00:08:39,749 --> 00:08:41,174 So it sounds like he might go free anyway. 250 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:43,587 I mean, at least if she takes the deal, she won't walk away with nothing. 251 00:08:43,864 --> 00:08:45,264 I'm surprised you feel like that. 252 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,199 You're such a feminist. 253 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:47,391 I feel like maybe I shouldn't be here. 254 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:48,994 I am a feminist, but I'm also a realist. 255 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,027 I'm just looking out for the victim. 256 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:51,996 Or should I be here because men should be part of the conversation? 257 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:54,008 Let's say best case scenario you do find evidence. 258 00:08:54,044 --> 00:08:56,265 She's still gonna have to go through a very public trial 259 00:08:56,301 --> 00:08:57,968 where they drag her name through the mud. 260 00:08:58,003 --> 00:08:59,303 Even if she wins, she still loses. 261 00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:00,604 It's two steps forward, one step back. 262 00:09:00,639 --> 00:09:01,939 I've landed on active listening. 263 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:02,940 I will no longer be chiming in. 264 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:04,942 Yeah, but when one person comes forward, 265 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:06,514 it inspires others to speak up. 266 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:08,112 And that's a hell of a lot better than taking 267 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:10,080 a deal that lets sexual predators walk free. 268 00:09:10,115 --> 00:09:11,382 Dude, obviously, I get that. 269 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:14,551 I'm just saying, remember that there's a very real woman here 270 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:16,420 whose career and life are gonna be affected 271 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:17,774 by you pursuing this case. 272 00:09:17,810 --> 00:09:19,657 I'm just saying, consider what's best for her. 273 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:27,164 All right, the state police is deploying 30 men 274 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,433 and four helicopters to comb the area of the accident. 275 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:31,135 I felt comfortable saying 276 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:35,472 this disco-man has danced his last disco dance. 277 00:09:35,507 --> 00:09:38,575 Sir, it's fun to see you breaking out the old lingo, 278 00:09:38,610 --> 00:09:40,444 but do you think you're jumping the gun? 279 00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:42,646 All the evidence points to the Strangler being dead. 280 00:09:42,681 --> 00:09:44,448 - Not all the evidence. - Right. 281 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:47,518 The random piece of thread you think is a yo-yo string. 282 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:48,652 It is a yo-yo string. 283 00:09:48,687 --> 00:09:50,587 The most dangerous part of the yo-yo. 284 00:09:50,622 --> 00:09:52,189 It just feels like you're trying to relive 285 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,158 - your glory days. - Absurd. 286 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:55,813 Well, what do you have in that box over there? 287 00:09:56,415 --> 00:09:59,429 Memories and keepsakes of my greatest cases. 288 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:01,865 - Mm-hmm. - To remind me 289 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,468 of the Strangler's MO. 290 00:10:03,504 --> 00:10:04,802 He always seduced an accomplice 291 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:06,875 into doing his fiendish bidding. 292 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,006 I bet it was the van driver. 293 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,641 You mean the woman who was thrown violently 294 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:12,676 from the vehicle and just barely survived? 295 00:10:12,711 --> 00:10:15,312 Yeah, I'm sure she was very "badly injured." 296 00:10:15,347 --> 00:10:17,614 Sorry if my voice is raspy. 297 00:10:17,649 --> 00:10:19,516 They just took the breathing tube out. 298 00:10:19,551 --> 00:10:21,685 - But they left the BS in? - Good God. 299 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,187 - Whoa. - So, Ms. Park, 300 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,689 it says in my file that you drove Mr. Zumowski 301 00:10:25,724 --> 00:10:27,624 - on multiple occasions. - Yes. 302 00:10:27,659 --> 00:10:29,945 Because he had to go to the hospital a lot. 303 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:31,829 He was very, very old. 304 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:33,530 - She's clearly been seduced. - She has? 305 00:10:33,565 --> 00:10:35,532 Let's cut the crap. You helped him escape. 306 00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:36,700 You planted a cadaver in the back. 307 00:10:36,735 --> 00:10:38,235 You flipped the van on purpose. 308 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,703 Then the Strangler set it on fire 309 00:10:39,738 --> 00:10:41,672 and sprinkled some of his hair nearby 310 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:43,207 so there'd be a DNA match. 311 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:45,209 Then he left behind his calling card: 312 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:47,244 this yo-yo string! 313 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:49,346 - That's not a yo-yo string. - What? 314 00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:52,082 That's part of the lanyard we give to the older inmates 315 00:10:52,117 --> 00:10:54,518 - when they become fall risks. - You're lying. 316 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:56,420 You've succumbed to his groovy voodoo! 317 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,055 Sir, I don't think she's lying. 318 00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,356 Look at this photo from the file. 319 00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:00,724 Oh, my goodness. 320 00:11:00,759 --> 00:11:03,496 So this string is just a string? 321 00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:05,863 The DNA was really a match? 322 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:08,832 The Disco Strangler is actually dead. 323 00:11:09,171 --> 00:11:12,969 And that chapter of my life is forever closed. 324 00:11:14,152 --> 00:11:15,905 Well, that's... 325 00:11:17,225 --> 00:11:18,853 fantastic news. 326 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:21,078 Okay, we have you set up here. 327 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:22,379 We have a VR experience down the hall 328 00:11:22,414 --> 00:11:24,781 where you can fly like a bird, and if you need anything else 329 00:11:24,816 --> 00:11:27,333 just buzz and one of our butlers will assist you. 330 00:11:27,719 --> 00:11:30,754 This place is amazing. It's like a dream factory. 331 00:11:30,789 --> 00:11:32,222 We're investigating a sexual assault 332 00:11:32,257 --> 00:11:33,290 that occurred in these offices. 333 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:34,591 Right, of course. I know. 334 00:11:34,626 --> 00:11:36,426 This is how people get tempted by the devil. 335 00:11:36,461 --> 00:11:38,629 I see what you're up to, platter of tiny quiches. 336 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:41,265 We need to get someone on the record 337 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,733 about Seth's patterned behaviors. 338 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:44,454 I think if we start with... 339 00:11:44,803 --> 00:11:46,603 How many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth? 340 00:11:46,638 --> 00:11:48,605 Five. I'll swallow them. 341 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,155 Let's just start the interviews. 342 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,576 I don't think something like that would happen here. 343 00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,278 It's an extremely professional workplace, 344 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:55,412 and Seth's a really good guy. 345 00:11:55,447 --> 00:11:57,648 I don't think he's even ever bought a prostitute before. 346 00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,216 Is that the minimum requirement for being 347 00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:00,895 - a good guy these days? - Can I go? 348 00:12:01,186 --> 00:12:03,320 Beefer's birthday's starting and a bunch of Mets are here. 349 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:04,588 Present day or '86? 350 00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:06,590 - Both. - I'm gonna escort him back. 351 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,558 Yeah, I'm sorry. 352 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,593 Seth has never been inappropriate with me. 353 00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:11,161 He's a really good guy. 354 00:12:11,196 --> 00:12:13,163 Honestly, this is an extremely professional workplace. 355 00:12:13,198 --> 00:12:15,399 Dude, Beefer just puked in the koi pond. 356 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:18,235 Oh, sorry, I didn't realize the cop thing was in here. 357 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:20,337 This is an extremely professional workplace, 358 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:21,838 and Seth is a really good guy. 359 00:12:21,873 --> 00:12:24,608 Hey, I'm Beefer. It's my birthday. 360 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:26,276 - Yeah, we heard. - Happy Birthday, Beefer. 361 00:12:26,311 --> 00:12:27,477 Beefer's not my real name. 362 00:12:27,512 --> 00:12:29,780 They just call me that 'cause I beefed on my first day. 363 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,281 Okay, but for the record, no one asked. 364 00:12:31,316 --> 00:12:33,317 I don't have anything bad to say about Seth. 365 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:34,751 He's a really good guy, 366 00:12:34,786 --> 00:12:37,487 and this office is... what's the word? 367 00:12:37,522 --> 00:12:39,823 - Extremely professional. - Yes! 368 00:12:40,277 --> 00:12:42,492 Hello, Sergeant Santiago and Detective Peralta. 369 00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:44,928 I'm the Deputy General Counsel here at the firm. 370 00:12:44,963 --> 00:12:46,763 I can only assume your questioning has revealed 371 00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:48,865 nothing negative about Mr. Haggerty's character. 372 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,500 Only because you told them exactly what to say. 373 00:12:50,535 --> 00:12:51,568 We did no such thing. 374 00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:54,371 These allegations of sexual assault are ridiculous. 375 00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:56,540 If they're so ridiculous, then why offer Keri Brennan 376 00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:57,975 - hush money? - That wasn't hush money. 377 00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,711 That was a benevolent gesture to allow Ms. Brennan 378 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,613 to get the professional help she so clearly needs. 379 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,948 However, since she has chosen to pursue this matter 380 00:13:04,983 --> 00:13:07,718 with the police, that deal is now null and void. 381 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,386 Furthermore, we are terminating her. 382 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:10,687 - What? - We have a zero 383 00:13:10,722 --> 00:13:12,456 tolerance policy for violence here. 384 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:13,652 And unlike Ms. Brennan, 385 00:13:13,688 --> 00:13:15,989 Mr. Haggerty has actual evidence of an assault. 386 00:13:16,025 --> 00:13:18,195 He's talking about my broken penis. 387 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,929 Yeah, Seth, we know. 388 00:13:21,336 --> 00:13:23,518 Hey, you never came home last night. You doing okay? 389 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:24,651 No, I'm a mess. 390 00:13:24,686 --> 00:13:25,952 - I miss Hitchcock. - What? 391 00:13:25,987 --> 00:13:27,687 I was obviously talking to Amy. 392 00:13:27,722 --> 00:13:29,156 Oh, and who's talking to Scully? 393 00:13:29,191 --> 00:13:30,931 No one. Come on, sandwich. 394 00:13:32,027 --> 00:13:34,060 Ames, you've been working yourself to the bone 395 00:13:34,095 --> 00:13:36,356 on this case for three days straight. 396 00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:37,898 Now, I'm starting to worry about you. 397 00:13:37,933 --> 00:13:39,900 I have to solve this case, Jake. 398 00:13:39,935 --> 00:13:41,835 Otherwise Keri lost the settlement 399 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:44,070 and the job that she loves because of me, 400 00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:45,672 just like Rosa said. 401 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,009 But I can't find anything. 402 00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:51,077 I've read through three years of Seth's emails, 403 00:13:51,112 --> 00:13:54,014 and it's mostly inquiries about where he could buy a Batmobile. 404 00:13:54,049 --> 00:13:56,016 Tah, so stupid, but did he find one? 405 00:13:56,051 --> 00:13:58,218 Is it like at a dealership or something? Never mind. 406 00:13:58,616 --> 00:14:01,721 Look, I know this sucks, and I hate to say it, 407 00:14:01,756 --> 00:14:03,423 but we both know sometimes you work a case 408 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,329 and you just don't have the evidence. 409 00:14:05,403 --> 00:14:06,937 This isn't just a case for me. 410 00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:11,832 When I was a rookie at the Six-Four, 411 00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:14,034 my captain was my first mentor. 412 00:14:14,069 --> 00:14:15,735 He helped me get on the detective track, 413 00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:17,780 and he gave me all the best cases. 414 00:14:18,907 --> 00:14:21,490 But when I finally made detective, 415 00:14:22,794 --> 00:14:25,011 he took me to dinner and tried to kiss me. 416 00:14:25,746 --> 00:14:28,448 He said that he felt like he deserved something 417 00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:30,227 in return for my career. 418 00:14:31,319 --> 00:14:32,719 I just 419 00:14:32,754 --> 00:14:35,856 ran out of the restaurant back to the office, 420 00:14:35,891 --> 00:14:37,852 and I put in my transfer for the Nine-Nine. 421 00:14:38,393 --> 00:14:40,093 Oh, man. 422 00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:43,115 I'm so sorry. 423 00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:48,068 I never told anyone because I felt like 424 00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:50,537 maybe I didn't actually deserve my promotion. 425 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:53,773 And I worried that I wouldn't get anymore promotions 426 00:14:53,808 --> 00:14:55,638 if I spoke up, so... 427 00:14:56,111 --> 00:14:57,171 God. 428 00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:00,747 Every time I think I understand how bad it is, 429 00:15:00,782 --> 00:15:02,816 it's just way worse than I imagined. 430 00:15:02,851 --> 00:15:04,284 This kind of stuff has happened 431 00:15:04,319 --> 00:15:06,685 to literally every woman I know. 432 00:15:07,822 --> 00:15:11,069 I just wanted to help make it better for this one woman. 433 00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:19,299 - Okay. - Wait, where are you going? 434 00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:21,468 I'm gonna go get you a change of clothes and a coffee. 435 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,030 We're not giving up. 436 00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:24,647 Okay. 437 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,240 Hey, what if we reach out 438 00:15:27,275 --> 00:15:29,276 to all the coworkers again, privately? 439 00:15:29,311 --> 00:15:30,526 Maybe they didn't talk to us 440 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:32,145 because we interviewed them in their office. 441 00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,014 I think that's a great idea. I'll be right back. 442 00:15:34,049 --> 00:15:35,849 Oh, I'm also gonna grab a comb, 443 00:15:35,884 --> 00:15:38,485 but you don't have to use it unless you decide. 444 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,287 Okay, babe. 445 00:15:41,031 --> 00:15:41,955 Sir, 446 00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:43,823 you haven't come out of your office in a while. 447 00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:46,126 - How are you doing? - Terrible. You were right. 448 00:15:46,161 --> 00:15:49,162 I was trying to relive my glory years, 449 00:15:49,197 --> 00:15:51,798 but the fact remains, they are behind me. 450 00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,459 My only nemesis now... 451 00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:57,003 Father Time. 452 00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:59,005 Come on, sir. That's ridiculous. 453 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,373 You're on the cutting edge. 454 00:16:00,408 --> 00:16:01,931 In fact, you're so progressive, 455 00:16:01,967 --> 00:16:03,735 they were scared to make you Police Commissioner. 456 00:16:03,771 --> 00:16:05,345 You're as modern as they come. 457 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:06,947 What is that noise? 458 00:16:06,982 --> 00:16:09,148 - It's my fax machine. - Oh, Captain. 459 00:16:10,852 --> 00:16:13,620 - Zowie. I'm young! - What is it? 460 00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:15,822 It's an aerial photograph from one of the helicopters 461 00:16:15,857 --> 00:16:18,224 I had deployed. Take a gander, boys. 462 00:16:18,259 --> 00:16:20,493 It's him. The Disco Strangler. 463 00:16:20,528 --> 00:16:22,462 Oh, my God. You were right. 464 00:16:22,497 --> 00:16:25,031 Of course I was. I know him better than anyone. 465 00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:27,367 - We're two sides of the same... - Coin! 466 00:16:27,402 --> 00:16:29,035 You've told us this story many times. 467 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,920 And you'll hear it again! 468 00:16:31,527 --> 00:16:33,340 So we're meeting a guy named Steve. 469 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,208 He said he couldn't speak openly with us 470 00:16:35,243 --> 00:16:36,876 when we met him in the conference room. 471 00:16:36,911 --> 00:16:38,478 Steve? I don't remember a Steve. 472 00:16:38,513 --> 00:16:40,213 - Who's Steve? - I am. 473 00:16:40,902 --> 00:16:42,048 Beefer? 474 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,184 - So your real name is Steve? - Yeah, I hate it. 475 00:16:44,219 --> 00:16:46,219 - Makes me sound like a douche. - Yeah, Beefer's better. 476 00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:47,921 So why'd you agree to meet with us? 477 00:16:47,956 --> 00:16:50,023 I wanted to show you this text chain between Seth 478 00:16:50,058 --> 00:16:51,657 and some of the guys in the office. 479 00:16:53,028 --> 00:16:56,529 Whoa, Seth describes the night exactly like Keri did. 480 00:16:56,564 --> 00:16:58,865 And then he writes "LOLZ, Epic Fail." 481 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,533 What's this GIF he sent? 482 00:17:00,568 --> 00:17:02,936 Oh, that's Kelsey Grammer falling off a stage. 483 00:17:02,971 --> 00:17:04,871 I was really torn 484 00:17:04,906 --> 00:17:06,606 about whether or not I should send this to you guys 485 00:17:06,641 --> 00:17:08,408 but then I thought about it for a long time 486 00:17:08,443 --> 00:17:10,577 and realized it was the right thing to do. 487 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,079 Oh, who would have guessed Beefer's a secret feminist. 488 00:17:13,114 --> 00:17:15,582 No, gross. I meant it was the right thing to do for me. 489 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,950 - Huh? - If they fire Seth, 490 00:17:16,985 --> 00:17:18,551 - I take his job. - Okay. 491 00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:20,053 Well, we got what we needed here. 492 00:17:20,088 --> 00:17:21,221 So I think we're gonna leave 493 00:17:21,256 --> 00:17:22,555 before you ruin the moment any further. 494 00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:23,623 Sweet. I'll send it to ya. 495 00:17:23,658 --> 00:17:25,191 Thanks for the promosh, narks. 496 00:17:25,226 --> 00:17:27,629 You're the nark. 497 00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:31,240 - Let's go. - Yeah. 498 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,267 All right, people, your suspect's name 499 00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:38,605 is Ernest Zumowski, better known as the Disco Strangler. 500 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,306 Take a close look. 501 00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:42,308 This is the most dangerous man in America. 502 00:17:42,343 --> 00:17:44,911 5'8", hunched over, 93 pounds 503 00:17:44,946 --> 00:17:46,613 with gray hair and blue-gray skin. 504 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,915 If you encounter him, keep your distance. 505 00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:50,717 All due respect, sir, seems like a lot of manpower 506 00:17:50,752 --> 00:17:52,218 to take down one sweet-looking old man. 507 00:17:52,253 --> 00:17:54,421 Oh, he's sweet, all right. Sweet as poison pie. 508 00:17:54,456 --> 00:17:56,256 Yeah, don't underestimate him! 509 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,991 I know 28 other people who did that, 510 00:17:58,026 --> 00:18:00,393 and they all have yo-yos swinging from their throats. 511 00:18:00,428 --> 00:18:02,228 - So you were listening. - Yeah, we were saying that 512 00:18:02,263 --> 00:18:03,805 - all along. - Thank you, gentlemen. 513 00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:05,665 All right, troops. Travel in twos. 514 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:08,735 Keep your eyes open, and for God's sake, 515 00:18:08,828 --> 00:18:10,163 protect the neck. 516 00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:12,105 Hey, Keri. 517 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,741 Great news: the DA's going to press charges against Haggerty. 518 00:18:14,776 --> 00:18:17,343 I heard. That's awesome. Thank you, guys. 519 00:18:17,378 --> 00:18:20,146 Hey, what's with the boxes? Moving to a better desk? 520 00:18:20,181 --> 00:18:22,315 With a better butler and more of those mini quiches? 521 00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:25,318 No, I'm taking my stuff home. I had to quit. 522 00:18:25,353 --> 00:18:29,555 Whaaat? 523 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,949 What do you mean, you quit? Are they forcing you out? 524 00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:34,467 - Because that's illegal. - No, they're not. 525 00:18:34,503 --> 00:18:36,540 But the whole atmosphere here has changed. 526 00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:39,144 Everybody looks at me like I'm either a victim or a trader. 527 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:42,134 I mean, I'm not even on any of the non-work group texts. 528 00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:44,203 And last night Beefer invited everybody over 529 00:18:44,239 --> 00:18:46,618 for whiskey and cigars, and I wasn't included. 530 00:18:46,654 --> 00:18:48,454 Well, I mean, is not hanging out 531 00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,891 with Beefer really a punishment, per se? 532 00:18:50,927 --> 00:18:52,494 Yeah, but if I'm not at Beefer's 533 00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:54,463 for whiskey and cigars, then I don't get invited 534 00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:55,966 to Vegas with Slurpie and Trundle, 535 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,002 and I'm definitely not at Skidmark's pig roast. 536 00:18:58,038 --> 00:18:59,672 Man, these nicknames are just bad. 537 00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:00,674 I actually came up with Skidmark. 538 00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:02,810 It's very funny if you know the back story. 539 00:19:02,846 --> 00:19:04,687 - He pooped his pants? - Yeah. 540 00:19:04,701 --> 00:19:06,934 But the point is, if I'm not at those events, 541 00:19:06,969 --> 00:19:09,570 then suddenly I'm not looked at for new accounts 542 00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:12,974 or promotions or anything. My career here is over. 543 00:19:13,009 --> 00:19:15,109 I'm really sorry. I feel like a messed up. 544 00:19:15,144 --> 00:19:16,778 I shouldn't have talked you into turning down 545 00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:19,514 - that settlement. - Hey, Seth attacked me. 546 00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,149 And I'm really proud of myself 547 00:19:21,184 --> 00:19:22,884 that I didn't let him get away with that. 548 00:19:22,919 --> 00:19:25,787 So, even though it sucks, if I had to do it all again, 549 00:19:25,822 --> 00:19:26,788 I would. 550 00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:29,488 Especially the broken penis. 551 00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:33,961 - Why'd she say that to me? - I don't know. 552 00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:41,869 Freeze! NYPD! 553 00:19:41,904 --> 00:19:43,638 Is that Raymond Holt I see? 554 00:19:43,673 --> 00:19:44,972 You haven't changed a bit. 555 00:19:45,007 --> 00:19:47,475 - Neither have you, Ernest. - What? 556 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:49,711 Neither have you, Ernest. 557 00:19:49,864 --> 00:19:50,803 What? 558 00:19:50,838 --> 00:19:54,781 Neither have you, Ernest! 559 00:19:54,817 --> 00:19:56,484 Ugh, this is hard to watch. 560 00:19:56,519 --> 00:19:58,385 You're just as devious as ever. 561 00:19:58,421 --> 00:20:00,054 You seduced the van driver, didn't you? 562 00:20:00,089 --> 00:20:01,889 No, I seduced the van driver. 563 00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:04,559 She couldn't resist my groovy voodoo. 564 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,702 And the yo-yo string was a message. 565 00:20:07,463 --> 00:20:11,432 - The what was a what? - The yo-yo string was... 566 00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:12,600 Captain, this is embarrassing. 567 00:20:12,635 --> 00:20:13,799 Can we just take him in? 568 00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,451 Yeah, you're right. This isn't what I hoped for. 569 00:20:16,487 --> 00:20:18,138 Go ahead and cuff him, gently. 570 00:20:18,174 --> 00:20:20,508 This isn't the last you'll hear from me, Raymond. 571 00:20:20,544 --> 00:20:22,695 - I'm never gonna die. - Sure you won't. 572 00:20:22,731 --> 00:20:25,298 - Whatever makes you feel better. - No, you're the punk. 573 00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:26,745 Just put him in the car. 574 00:20:29,036 --> 00:20:31,003 Hey, heard you guys got that finance creep. 575 00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:32,539 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 576 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:33,821 But there's nothing to congratulate me about. 577 00:20:33,856 --> 00:20:36,824 Amy's just upset because the historically entrenched 578 00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:38,926 patriarchy has created a culture of victim-shaming 579 00:20:38,961 --> 00:20:41,963 that suppresses any power shift in our masculo-phallic system. 580 00:20:41,998 --> 00:20:43,097 - Huh? - I couldn't sleep last night 581 00:20:43,132 --> 00:20:45,166 so I watched a documentary on Netflix about feminism. 582 00:20:45,491 --> 00:20:46,624 I love you. 583 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,970 Just sucks that she came forward to report an assault 584 00:20:49,005 --> 00:20:50,538 and the only one who truly benefited 585 00:20:50,573 --> 00:20:52,774 - is a guy named Beefer. - You don't know Beefer but... 586 00:20:52,809 --> 00:20:54,142 Oh, I've met plenty of Beefers. 587 00:20:54,177 --> 00:20:55,510 - Yeah. - Look this is a hard fight. 588 00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,544 But it's an important one. 589 00:20:56,579 --> 00:20:58,179 It's good that you convinced her to press charges. 590 00:20:58,214 --> 00:20:59,681 But she lost the money, and she had to quit 591 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:00,615 the job she loves. 592 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,483 That's exactly what you said would happen. 593 00:21:02,518 --> 00:21:04,435 But you got the guy who assaulted her. 594 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,575 And look over there. 595 00:21:06,189 --> 00:21:08,823 - Keri's coworker? - She came forward to report 596 00:21:08,858 --> 00:21:10,491 an assault because she was inspired by Keri, 597 00:21:10,526 --> 00:21:11,759 which is exactly what you said would happen. 598 00:21:11,794 --> 00:21:14,761 Two steps forward, one step back is still one step forward. 599 00:21:16,165 --> 00:21:17,588 You wanna take her statement together? 600 00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:21,602 - You know it, sister. - Yeah, don't do that. 601 00:21:21,637 --> 00:21:24,089 We can be different and still have the same cause. 602 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:29,869 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com