1 00:00:05,430 --> 00:00:06,930 Attention, squad. 2 00:00:07,010 --> 00:00:08,600 Put your hands together 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,310 for the long-anticipated reunion of... 4 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:14,060 The ddc! 5 00:00:14,150 --> 00:00:15,150 Dd... 6 00:00:15,230 --> 00:00:16,270 Dd... 7 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,320 Put a j with a g... you get dd... 8 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,360 The gas face. 9 00:00:21,450 --> 00:00:22,660 What the hell is the ddc? 10 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:23,870 I don't know, but I love it! 11 00:00:23,950 --> 00:00:25,240 The ddc is the dope... 12 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,360 Denim... crew. 13 00:00:26,450 --> 00:00:28,130 Our 20-year high school reunion is tonight, 14 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,700 and the party is '90s-themed. 15 00:00:29,790 --> 00:00:31,390 So, we're dressing the way we did back then, 16 00:00:31,410 --> 00:00:33,540 aka hella fresh. 17 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:35,580 Can't wait to see everyone we graduated with 18 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:37,420 and lie to them about what I've been up to 19 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:38,840 for my own amusement. 20 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:42,180 It's gonna be fib city, population, Gina Clooney. 21 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:43,780 But, Jake, how can you be excited 22 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:44,940 to return to your high school, 23 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:46,640 the scene of tattlegate? 24 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:47,780 What's tattlegate? 25 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,070 Why haven't I heard anything about it? 26 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:51,850 Itwasjunior year and Jake was riding high... 27 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:54,100 Charles, no one wants to hear this story. 28 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:55,440 From you. 29 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:58,400 It was junior year, and Jake was riding high. 30 00:00:58,480 --> 00:00:59,610 Sophomore year was rough, 31 00:00:59,690 --> 00:01:01,860 but now I was back with a hot new look, 32 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:03,030 an earring and long hair. 33 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:04,950 Which was my look and hejust copied it. 34 00:01:05,030 --> 00:01:06,030 And it worked! 35 00:01:06,110 --> 00:01:07,110 I was finally cool, 36 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,440 and becoming friends with the most popular kid in school, 37 00:01:09,530 --> 00:01:10,530 Brandon bliss. 38 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:11,620 Dope name, sounds hot. 39 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:12,700 He was hot, Rosa. 40 00:01:12,790 --> 00:01:14,250 For the record, he could barely read. 41 00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:15,620 He didn't have to read, Gina. 42 00:01:15,710 --> 00:01:17,550 He lost his virginity when he was 12 years old. 43 00:01:17,630 --> 00:01:18,710 Which is horrifying. 44 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:20,880 But it wasn't back then! Back then, it was 45 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:22,710 everything. 46 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,510 He asked me to ditch class one day 47 00:01:24,590 --> 00:01:25,980 with him and his buddies, steal a school Van, 48 00:01:26,010 --> 00:01:27,450 and go get drunk at his parents' cabin, 49 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:29,220 but the day before we were supposed to go, 50 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:31,680 someone ratted Brandon out, and he got suspended. 51 00:01:31,770 --> 00:01:33,150 He thought I was the one who told, 52 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:34,270 and from that day fonnard, 53 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:36,560 everyone called me "the tattler." 54 00:01:36,650 --> 00:01:38,400 Tattler. It's a sexy nickname. 55 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,820 It was not a sexy nickname! 56 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,950 It was a Scarlet letter and it ruined my senior year. 57 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,950 But luckily, I'm over all that now. 58 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:47,750 Not me. I'm gonna go to this reunion tonight 59 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:49,300 and kick Brandon bliss in the butthole. 60 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,280 Horrifying, but that won't be necessary, Charles, 61 00:01:51,370 --> 00:01:53,650 for my awesome life will do the butthole-kicking this Eve. 62 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:56,410 I've got a sweetjob and a super-smart, incredible wife. 63 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:57,560 Tonight's gonna be awesome. 64 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:58,670 Right, Gina? Damn straight. 65 00:01:58,750 --> 00:01:59,840 C! 66 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:00,960 C! 67 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,120 C! 68 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:24,110 P e ralta: Wow. 69 00:02:24,190 --> 00:02:26,860 This place hasn't changed one bit in 20 years. 70 00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:28,760 It's a real indictment of the public school system. 71 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:30,700 Jake! Gina! 72 00:02:30,870 --> 00:02:32,620 No way, Mikey j! 73 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:36,250 Amy, this is Mike Joseph, aka the lead funk bassist 74 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:39,330 from my legendary ska band, skalvester skallone. 75 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:42,010 We had one song. Oh... 76 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:45,140 Stop or my mom will ska 77 00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:47,000 stop or my mom will ska 78 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:48,300 Whoa. Hey, man. 79 00:02:48,380 --> 00:02:49,800 We were so bad. 80 00:02:49,890 --> 00:02:51,810 I can't believe we thought we were gonna make it. 81 00:02:52,010 --> 00:02:53,200 So, what have you been up to, man? 82 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:55,280 Well, I'm still trying to get the music thing started. 83 00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:57,350 Oh. Cool, cool, cool. Never give up. 84 00:02:57,430 --> 00:02:59,640 Anyway, how are you, Gina? What have you been up to? 85 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:00,730 Nothing crazy. 86 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:02,690 Yeah, just writing those Thor movies. 87 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:04,980 Seriously? Oh, my god. Tell me everything. 88 00:03:05,070 --> 00:03:07,280 Legahy, lcant get into it too much, 89 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,990 but just know that the next one will have 90 00:03:09,070 --> 00:03:10,450 a lot more full-frontal. 91 00:03:10,530 --> 00:03:13,070 Well, if you need some ska for your soundtrack... 92 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,410 Whoa. This is them. This is marvel. 93 00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:18,830 They probably want to talk about Thor 4: More Thor. 94 00:03:18,910 --> 00:03:20,660 I gotta take this. Okay, all right. 95 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,580 So, how you doing, Jake? 96 00:03:22,710 --> 00:03:25,130 I know the end of high school was a little rough. 97 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,010 Oh. Uh... 98 00:03:27,090 --> 00:03:29,300 Jake's killing it now. He's a detective. 99 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:31,930 Irie, mon! Irie, irie! 100 00:03:32,010 --> 00:03:33,180 Very nice. 101 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:35,390 God, you must have some crazy stories. 102 00:03:35,470 --> 00:03:36,510 Oh, I don't know. 103 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,940 I mean, is successfully negotiating 104 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:40,230 a high-tension hostage situation in a bank crazy? 105 00:03:40,310 --> 00:03:41,600 Yes! 106 00:03:41,690 --> 00:03:44,820 Oh, well, then, I guess I do have some crazy stories, man! 107 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,900 Gosh, it's so cool how we all still dress the same. 108 00:03:51,150 --> 00:03:53,090 Radio host: Is it so much to ask? You know what I'm saying? 109 00:03:53,110 --> 00:03:54,460 Why is everyone gathered around the radio? 110 00:03:54,490 --> 00:03:55,490 Oh, are they testing 111 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:56,770 the emergency broadcasting system? 112 00:03:56,790 --> 00:03:59,670 What? No. We're listening to a contest. 113 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:02,960 This is 93.7, the jamhouse, with... 114 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,460 Jc and the horndog! Jc and the horndog! 115 00:04:05,540 --> 00:04:07,080 Fm radio... 116 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:09,550 Yeah, the hosts are beyond disgusting, 117 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:12,090 but they do a fun game where they play a mystery sound 118 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:14,060 and callers guess what it is for a cash prize. 119 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:15,890 Shh, they're about to play the new sound! 120 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:19,690 It's a crinkle. I solved it. 121 00:04:19,770 --> 00:04:22,080 Yes, but you have to know what object is making the crinkle. 122 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,820 But that's impossible. It could be anything. 123 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:25,190 Yes, sir. That's the game. 124 00:04:25,270 --> 00:04:27,150 It's a bag of potato chips. Don't be an idiot! 125 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:28,230 It's a bag of corn chips. 126 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,070 Well, this is a total waste of time. 127 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:31,860 Sure, but you can still have fun, 128 00:04:31,950 --> 00:04:33,070 even if you're wasting time. 129 00:04:33,110 --> 00:04:35,400 That's absurd. Productivity is what makes things fun. 130 00:04:35,490 --> 00:04:36,740 That's why humans go to work. 131 00:04:38,450 --> 00:04:39,450 It is? 132 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,250 Hey. So, you know how Alicia and I broke up 133 00:04:41,330 --> 00:04:42,390 because she moved to London, 134 00:04:42,410 --> 00:04:44,140 then we tried to make it work, but the distance was too much 135 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:45,420 and we broke up again? No. 136 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:46,560 The last thing you told me about yourself 137 00:04:46,580 --> 00:04:47,580 was that you were bi. 138 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:48,730 A lot has happened since then. 139 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:50,100 Anyway, I'm dating two other people. 140 00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:52,800 So much juice at one time. I'm drowning. 141 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,690 Gross. Charles, this is why I don't tell you anything. 142 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,890 Okay. I take it back. 143 00:04:55,970 --> 00:04:57,780 Well, it's early stages, but they both tagged me 144 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:58,860 in a bunch of photos online 145 00:04:58,890 --> 00:05:00,030 and they found out about each other. 146 00:05:00,060 --> 00:05:01,440 Yikes. Yeah, I know. 147 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,120 I shouldn't 'gram so much, but my brunch friends say 148 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:04,780 it's the only way to promote my handmade jewelry line. 149 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:07,230 Brunch? What? Homemade... who... 150 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:09,100 Charles, focus. Anyway, they're both annoyed, 151 00:05:09,190 --> 00:05:10,420 and now I have to choose one of them, 152 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:11,860 and I cannot make up my mind. 153 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:14,360 It's insane. I never have trouble making decisions. 154 00:05:15,610 --> 00:05:16,700 Choose the daughter. 155 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:18,370 I always know exactly what to do, 156 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:20,330 but for the first time in my life, I am stumped. 157 00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:22,330 Rosa, you've come to the right man. 158 00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:24,160 Boyles are genetically indecisive beings. 159 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:26,380 So, I chose the worst possible person to help me? 160 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:27,900 No. We've developed a foolproof system 161 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,010 to help us make choices. 162 00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:31,050 It used to take me so long to decide what to wear 163 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:32,420 that I'd never change my clothes. 164 00:05:32,510 --> 00:05:33,640 Now look what I have on. 165 00:05:34,590 --> 00:05:36,530 Is this different than what you were wearing yesterday? 166 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:37,720 Barely. 167 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,840 Wow, your life sounds amazing. 168 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:41,320 I'm really happy it worked out for you, 169 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:43,640 you know, especially with the whole tattler thing. 170 00:05:43,730 --> 00:05:46,320 What? The tattler? Wow. 171 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:47,700 I haven't heard that in a long time. 172 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:48,730 Who even was the tattler? 173 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:50,350 You. That's why I'm bringing it up. 174 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:51,440 Oh, right, I remember now 175 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:52,710 that I was misidentified as the tattler. 176 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:54,520 That's so funny. But I wasn't the tattler, 177 00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:55,750 so I'm pretty sure you got this wrong. 178 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:57,700 No, no, I think I got... Hey, Eric. 179 00:05:57,780 --> 00:05:59,870 Didn't people call Jake the tattler? 180 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:00,950 Oh, yeah! 181 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:04,490 Good, more people are getting involved. 182 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:06,920 After my initial design, they said it couldn't be done. 183 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,750 They said it was too tall, too flashy... 184 00:06:08,830 --> 00:06:10,500 Building codes, bureaucracy. 185 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:13,470 Cut to the freedom tower as you see it today. 186 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:14,680 Wow. 187 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,760 Thank you. Yeah, I agree. 188 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:19,300 Look, nobody cares about that stuff. We're all adults now. 189 00:06:19,390 --> 00:06:21,600 You're a cop, I work at a coffin factory, 190 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:22,770 I'm not sitting around 191 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:23,990 thinking about how you tattled. 192 00:06:24,020 --> 00:06:25,540 Yes, we all have jobs and work on coffins. 193 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:26,620 I didn't tattle, but whatevs, 194 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:27,700 we don't have to keep talking about it. 195 00:06:27,730 --> 00:06:28,730 Great. Great. 196 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:30,060 Great. Great. 197 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:31,900 But you were the tattler, right? 198 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:33,230 Brandon bliss was my friend! 199 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,550 Why would I tattle on my friend? 200 00:06:34,570 --> 00:06:36,780 The nickname was inaccurate is all I'm saying. 201 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:39,610 Anyways, as you can tell, I am totally over it. 202 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,450 Oh, man, it's the tattler. 203 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:46,280 So, I think I might not be over it. 204 00:06:50,330 --> 00:06:53,130 This is so unfair. Everyone remembers me as the tattler, 205 00:06:53,210 --> 00:06:54,460 but somehow, no one remembers 206 00:06:54,550 --> 00:06:56,140 that Darren "doo doo" donaldson 207 00:06:56,210 --> 00:06:58,630 crapped himself during pe. Look at him out there, 208 00:06:58,720 --> 00:06:59,930 dancing on the dance roor 209 00:07:00,010 --> 00:07:01,760 like he's lived a doo doo-free life. 210 00:07:01,850 --> 00:07:03,390 Jake, this isn't so bad. 211 00:07:03,470 --> 00:07:05,510 History is full of great tattlers. 212 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,560 Martin Luther King tattled on racists. 213 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:08,740 That's a pretty undercutty way 214 00:07:08,770 --> 00:07:09,960 of describing his accomplishments. 215 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:11,820 I was trying to help. It felt bad. 216 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,290 It's not the nickname that bothers me. 217 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:14,660 It's that I'm being wrongfully accused. 218 00:07:14,690 --> 00:07:16,450 I didn't tattle. I mean, if it was the truth, 219 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,240 go ahead and call me the tattler all daylong. 220 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,320 Hey, tafimr notcooljason! 221 00:07:21,490 --> 00:07:23,030 Let's just go home. No! 222 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,330 We're not going anywhere, you were wrongfully accused. 223 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:27,830 We're cops. Let's just find the real tattler 224 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:30,080 and prove your innocence. Yes! I love it! 225 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:32,800 Why learn to grow when you can fix the past? 226 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,840 This is exactly why I don't need therapy. 227 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:35,980 Not sure that's the lesson I want you 228 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 to take away from this. 229 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,280 Too late! We're gonna prove I wasn't the tattler, 230 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:40,260 therapy is a scam, let's do this. 231 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:44,260 No. The sound was more of a... 232 00:07:44,350 --> 00:07:45,810 How goes the crinkle hunt? 233 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:49,640 I see you're not just wasting time, you're also wasting tin. 234 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,150 It was only one piece. 235 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,820 Okay, it was a ton of tin. 236 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,130 Pretty sure it's a guy eating a sandwich. 237 00:07:56,150 --> 00:07:57,230 I'll prove it to you. 238 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,200 I'm not buying you any more sandwiches, Scully. 239 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,780 I'm doing this for us! Guys, we can't fight. 240 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:03,530 That's what the horndog wants. 241 00:08:03,620 --> 00:08:05,080 We're getting close. 242 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,680 We just need to keep testing more things. 243 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,040 Oh, that's a good idea. 244 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,790 Have you tried a piece of paper? 245 00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:13,330 Is that your crinkle? Oh, maybe... 246 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,960 Maybe it's these bags of coffee beans. 247 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:18,930 All right, sir, I think you've made your point. 248 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:21,640 My point? I'm just trying to have fun by wasting time. 249 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,890 Oh, maybe it's this crinkly-crunkly yogurt. 250 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,560 Terry heard a crinkle. Holt heard a crinkle, too. 251 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,730 So, suddenly it's not a waste of time? Not a waste of time if we win! 252 00:08:34,810 --> 00:08:38,230 What are you waiting for, jeffords? Call the horndog! 253 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,740 So, then I said to Steve, 254 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,530 "what if we drop the '-iications, ' 255 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:43,320 "just call them 'apps'?" 256 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,610 That's incredible. 257 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:47,370 Do you miss him? Oh, every day, Laura. 258 00:08:47,450 --> 00:08:49,410 Every day. You should talk to Quentin chase. 259 00:08:49,490 --> 00:08:51,410 He's a big-time silicon valley investor now, 260 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:52,770 and he was just telling me all about it. 261 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:53,870 Quentin, come here. 262 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:57,130 You have got to talk to Gina. She basically invented apps. 263 00:08:57,210 --> 00:09:00,090 They were going to be called "lications." You really bungled that. 264 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:02,970 What you been working on? Currently, I have been working 265 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:05,470 on an app called toddler. 266 00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:09,050 It's like tinder, but for toddlers. Tinder for toddlers. 267 00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:11,480 I like it. How are you gonna spell that? How many d's? 268 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,600 Five. 269 00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:16,410 All right, we should start by talking to Brandon bliss 270 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,210 and find out who told him you were the tattler. 271 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:19,860 Unfortunately, bliss is not here. 272 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:22,360 Probably in the vip section at a fatboy slim concert. 273 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,320 Would that be cool for a 37-year-old? 274 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:25,920 The funk soul brother is timeless, ames. 275 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:27,950 All right, I don't know who told Brandon, 276 00:09:28,030 --> 00:09:29,720 but I heard it was someone on the football team. 277 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:31,510 Okay, well, we need more information than that, 278 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:33,630 so take me back to the day. Spare no details. 279 00:09:33,710 --> 00:09:35,150 Okay. I saw Brandon after second period 280 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,540 and everything seemed tight. 281 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,300 Hey now, you're an all-star 282 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:40,260 get your game on, go play... 283 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:42,300 But then, when I saw him after third period, 284 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:44,220 something had clearly changed. 285 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:45,470 Get paid 286 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:47,680 all that glitters... 287 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,410 After that, there was little color left in the world 288 00:09:49,430 --> 00:09:51,020 for young Jake. 289 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:54,850 My earring, less gold, my jnco jeans, less purple. 290 00:09:54,930 --> 00:09:56,430 Are you sure you were becoming cool? 291 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,310 Yeah. Why? I know how to solve this. 292 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,200 We just have to find out which football player 293 00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:01,730 had third period with Brandon bliss. 294 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:03,030 We need his class schedule. 295 00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:06,280 But where would we find that? In the coolest room in the school. 296 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,280 Good lord! 297 00:10:10,370 --> 00:10:12,830 You coulda just picked the lock. I know. I'm sorry. 298 00:10:12,910 --> 00:10:15,000 I'm just so amped up aboutadmin. 299 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:17,870 Okay, this is the boyle decision-making manual. 300 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,270 One of these sections will help you 301 00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:20,540 with choosing your partner. 302 00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:22,090 Here we go. What do you prefer, 303 00:10:22,170 --> 00:10:23,630 eyes or butt, brains or body? 304 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,210 Brains. Uh, sorry, nope, that's for deciding lunch. 305 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:28,680 Horrifying. I found the romance section. 306 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,470 Now, first, I will need the names 307 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:32,260 of the two people you're choosing between. 308 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:34,160 I will not be telling you any information about them. 309 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:35,770 No problem. We can work with that. 310 00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:38,020 I will just call them by their initials? 311 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,330 I will call them "couscous" and "quinoa." Whatever. 312 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:41,020 Okay. Now, for this to work right, 313 00:10:41,110 --> 00:10:43,010 you need to answer these questions without thinking. 314 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:44,160 Who makes you laugh more? Quinoa. 315 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,330 Who has softer lips? Couscous. 316 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,550 A new cirque du soleil's in town, 317 00:10:46,570 --> 00:10:47,710 you have the two best seats in the house. 318 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:49,590 Who are you bringing? Is this a reward or a punishment? 319 00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:50,650 You decide. Quinoa. 320 00:10:50,740 --> 00:10:52,380 Great. Next question, you die and become a ghost. 321 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:54,610 The rules of the afterlife are that of the movie Casper. 322 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:55,720 Whose house would you rather haunt? 323 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:57,270 How many more of these questions are there? 324 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,790 Three hundred and nine. 325 00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:01,000 Okay, I've got something. 326 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,470 That's not Brandon's profile. It's mine. 327 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,790 I just want a quick peek at your attendance record. 328 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:05,880 Zero absences. 329 00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:09,250 Oh, mama... Printing this for later. 330 00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:10,880 Keep it in your pants, sanfiago. 331 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,680 Oh, that's exactly where it's going. 332 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:16,350 Okay, here's Brandon's info. 333 00:11:16,430 --> 00:11:18,020 Third period, first semester... 334 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,540 Are any of these people on the football team? 335 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,060 Scott alford, Taylor black... Wow, Tom Brady? 336 00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:23,780 Different Tom Brady. He was in theater. 337 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:25,110 Although he was the mvp 338 00:11:25,190 --> 00:11:26,460 of that year's production of Fiddler. 339 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,940 Hmm. Wait a minute. "Danny Matthews." 340 00:11:28,030 --> 00:11:29,030 That's the guy. 341 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:30,240 He was on the football team. 342 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,120 That's the bastard who set me up. Yeah, and look at this. 343 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,160 You did so much community service. 344 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,700 Me iikey. 345 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,260 Guys, you know how I thought 346 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:43,720 it would be so much fun to lie to everyone tonight? 347 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,850 Yeah. Did it finally catch up with you? No, the opposite. 348 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,900 Someone wants to buy a company I made up on the spot. 349 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,920 The elevator pitch had him drooling. 350 00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:51,430 As a mother, I'm always struggling 351 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:52,930 to find quality playdates. 352 00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:56,100 Most 2-year-olds are boring, lame duds. 353 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:58,100 All of my daughter's friends suck. 354 00:11:58,180 --> 00:12:00,560 Well, with todddddler's proprietary algorithm, 355 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:04,480 you will be matched with top tots, and those boring duds, 356 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,060 they'll stay where they belong. 357 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:08,150 The hell away from you and your family. 358 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:11,780 I'm not really sure how to close this. 359 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,780 Maybe you guys could pretend to be heirs 360 00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:17,250 to a canned-goods fortune who want to buy my company! 361 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:18,890 Gina, we don't have time for your thing right now. 362 00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:22,080 Smart. Big-time him. That's the perfect idea. 363 00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:23,460 I won't forget you when I'm rich. 364 00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:24,850 Thanks so much, Jake and Jake's wife. 365 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,550 She knows your name. Look! It's Danny Matthews! 366 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:29,230 But he'll never talk with all these people around. 367 00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:30,260 Not a problem. 368 00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:31,570 Just be in the science lab in ten minutes. 369 00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:32,590 I'll get him alone. 370 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,720 What are you gonna do? Let's just say I'm not above 371 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,470 using my feminine wiles. 372 00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:37,820 Danny Matthews, I'm with the school, 373 00:12:37,850 --> 00:12:39,080 you need to follow me right now. 374 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:41,270 Okay. Is everything... I said now, mister. 375 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:45,650 I'm one caller away. I can't believe we figured it out. 376 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,860 And I can't believe it took you this long. 377 00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:49,860 Yogurt is literally your one thing. 378 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:51,690 Okay, okay. Well, I'm just saying. 379 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:53,620 If the sound were eating damp rice, 380 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,580 I would've gotten it immediately. 381 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:56,970 Guys, they're taking another guess. 382 00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:58,590 Radio host: All right, Brenda from yonkers. 383 00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,160 It's time for you to name that sound. 384 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,660 Hi. Quick shout-out 385 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,250 to the nurses at united pediatric. 386 00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:05,120 This money'ii do those kids a lot of good. 387 00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:06,560 Cry me a river, Brenda from yonkers, 388 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:07,870 we've all had budget cuts, 389 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:08,960 just take your guess. 390 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,300 Is it styrofoam? 391 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:11,630 Radio host: Wrong! 392 00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:13,970 I can't believe she guessed styrofoam. 393 00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:15,380 Whata dumb nurse. 394 00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:18,680 Next caller, you're on with the horndog. It's me! 395 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,390 The sound is a yogurt being opened. 396 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,150 That is... 397 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,360 Wrong! What? 398 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,820 You b-b-b-blew it! 399 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,030 Damn you, horndog. 400 00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:33,860 Okay, I have tabulated yourresponses, 401 00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:35,660 and the results are definitive. 402 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:37,240 Amazing. It's a dead tie. 403 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:39,510 This is dumb. I'm just gonna end itwith both of them. 404 00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:41,490 Rosa, stop. There is one more method. 405 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,290 Ancient boyles believed 406 00:13:43,370 --> 00:13:45,000 that suspending yourself by your feet 407 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,040 forces your blood to the decision center of your brain. 408 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:52,050 We call this method the "upside-down coward." 409 00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:53,650 You want me to hang from the ceiling like a bat? 410 00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:55,510 The bat is nature's most decisive animal. 411 00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:57,070 The creature that flails around frantically? 412 00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:58,340 Those are all micro-decisions. 413 00:13:58,430 --> 00:13:59,680 Now, let's get you strapped up. 414 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,890 How do you feel? Nauseous. 415 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:05,060 Good. It's working. 416 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:06,140 Q? Yeah. 417 00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:07,230 Get off the phone. 418 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:10,480 Now, I'm not sure how serious you were about funding, 419 00:14:10,570 --> 00:14:13,660 but I should tell you there's 103 other bidders. 420 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:15,770 I am not a fan of getting into bidding wars. 421 00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:17,030 Then don't make an offer, 422 00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:18,340 'cause I want babies on my app, 423 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,070 but not in my boardroom. 424 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,500 Oh, damn, Gina. 425 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:22,910 Did you just "oh, damn" yourself? 426 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:24,830 Someone had to. Okay. 427 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:27,830 Let's talk numbers. 428 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,690 Mr. Peralta, I believe you know Danny Matthews. 429 00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:31,750 Jake. Hey, what's going on, man? 430 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,760 The answer to that question 431 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,720 goes back to a brisk day in 1997, 432 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,890 a day you told a lie. 433 00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:41,060 But the lying stops right now! 434 00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:44,350 Oh, no! You broke some poor kid's science project! 435 00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:46,560 We have to fix it. Kind of in the middle of something. 436 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,390 Oh! You know what? Krebs cycle. 437 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,650 I got this. Great. 438 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:52,110 So, Danny, true or false? 439 00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:53,570 You were on the football team. 440 00:14:53,650 --> 00:14:55,190 True? And true or false, 441 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,280 you had third period with Brandon bliss. 442 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,590 Mmm, I honestly don't remember... 443 00:14:58,610 --> 00:15:00,070 It was true! We checked the records, 444 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,620 and I have one more question. 445 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:02,780 Ooh, Jake, can you get me 446 00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:03,930 that oxygen on the floor? Little red guy. 447 00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:05,830 Sorry. You know what? Yeah, I'll get it. What? 448 00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:09,710 Why did you tell Brandon bliss that I was the tattler? 449 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:11,710 Because you were. I saw you talking to principal. 450 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,130 I remember it, clear as day. 451 00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,500 Look, you couldn't have seen me, 452 00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:15,940 because I wasn't there. I didn't tattle. 453 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,800 Man, it was you, okay? 454 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,880 You had your long hair and your little earring, 455 00:15:19,970 --> 00:15:22,470 and the denim jacket you are literally wearing right now. 456 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,600 Oh, no. 457 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,350 It wasn't me, 458 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:29,230 but it was the ddc. 459 00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:33,270 Gina. Jake, guess who just sold her app idea. 460 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,650 Don't trust her. Everything she's told you is a lie. 461 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:37,450 She made up the company and everything else. 462 00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:39,860 She's a liar. Jake, whatever strategy this is, 463 00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:42,040 is not necessary. I already closed the deal. 464 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,900 I know you were the tattler. 465 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:51,630 Amy, I'm ready to go. Yep, totally. 466 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:53,130 I'm almost done with this project, 467 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:54,540 but I don't need to finish it, 468 00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:56,340 because what matters is that 469 00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:58,130 you are going through something. 470 00:15:58,210 --> 00:16:00,750 And as your wife, and love of your life... 471 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,550 Are you vamping so you can finish that? 472 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,600 I only have two molecules left. Come on, man. 473 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,100 Jake, we need to talk. 474 00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:07,930 Yeah, you guys do need to talk. 475 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,650 That sounds excellent. Friendship, so much history... 476 00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,360 I'm just gonna get this out of your way. 477 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,780 Oh, man. 478 00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:15,690 What the hell, Gina? 479 00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:17,190 You ruined my entire senior year. 480 00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:18,730 How could you do that to me? 481 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:20,200 Jake, I was only trying to help. 482 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,180 You were hanging out with those guys and getting close, 483 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,620 and they weren't good people. 484 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,910 Do you know why Brandon wasn't at the reunion tonight? 485 00:16:25,990 --> 00:16:27,680 I don't know. Probably 'cause he was shooting a beer commercial 486 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,510 where the whole plot was that everyone wanted to sleep with him. 487 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,500 No, 'cause he's on parole. 488 00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,670 He's not allowed to leave the state of Delaware. 489 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,380 Okay, so that's obviously a bummer, 490 00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:37,090 but I wasn't gonna end up like him. 491 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,260 You were starting to. 492 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:39,480 You wanted to steal a Van with him, 493 00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:41,760 and I told you not to and you weren't listening to me. 494 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,760 I mean, what would've happened if you got caught? 495 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:46,600 I don't know. You would never have become a cop. 496 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,390 Yeah, I'm the reason you're a cop, 497 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:50,180 I'm your origin story, dude. 498 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,310 You can't be mad at me. 499 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,520 Ifeelhke I'm still pretty mad. 500 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,390 Peter Parker wasn't mad at his spider. 501 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,420 Yeah, but they weren't best friends before the bite. 502 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,000 And it still doesn't explain how you let everyone think 503 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,020 I was the tattler for 20 years. 504 00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:02,820 Well, I didn't want to lose our friendship. 505 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:05,280 I was being weak. I'm sorry. 506 00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:09,470 Okay. And if it makes you feel any better, 507 00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:11,880 that app thing completely blew up in my face. 508 00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:13,370 I mean, my night sucked. 509 00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:15,830 Okay, I can see from your expression 510 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,380 that your night was worse 511 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:20,090 and I should've left it at "sorry." 512 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,500 So, did you hear? 513 00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:23,800 Someone guessed the sound. It was a bag of chips. 514 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,300 Wow. So, the lesson here is 515 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,820 to listen to Hitchcock and Scully more? 516 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,150 No, that can't be possible. Yeah, I don't think we earned that today. 517 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:30,770 Agreed. Sorry for dragging you 518 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,770 into that dumb game. You were right. It was a waste of time. 519 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:35,020 No, it wasn't. 520 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:37,100 Even though it was pointless, I did enjoy myself. 521 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,400 I can't wait to go home and tell Kevin 522 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,730 you can have fun without being productive. 523 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:44,450 Hey, guys, they're about to play the new mystery sound. 524 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,630 I can tell Kevin tomorrow. I'll bet Sharon's already asleep. 525 00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:48,910 And I've got no one in my life. 526 00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:51,540 Scully, play that damn noise. 527 00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:54,170 Quentin, can I talk to you for a minute? 528 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:55,790 Are you here to give me a long speech 529 00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:57,330 about how you still deserve my money? 530 00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:59,630 No. I am. 531 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:01,460 Very cool entrance. Thank you. 532 00:18:01,550 --> 00:18:04,720 Listen. Gina linetti is not a perfect person. 533 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,900 Oh. I'm hoping this gets more supportive as it goes along. 534 00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:08,160 But what she lacks in perfection 535 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:09,810 she makes up for with an utter 536 00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:11,520 and total belief that she is perfect. 537 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,120 You said "but," and then you said something worse. 538 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:14,980 She is fiercely loyal. 539 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,900 She will do the right thing for you 540 00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:19,320 even when you can't see it for yourself. 541 00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:23,530 And she's saved my ass countless times. And it's been 12, I counted. 542 00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:25,000 She came up with an idea on the spot 543 00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:26,320 that you were interested in. 544 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,650 Imagine what she could do with time and resources. 545 00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:30,870 Do the world a favor. 546 00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:33,080 Invest in Gina linetti. 547 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:38,410 Hard pass. 548 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,250 What? What? But my great speech... 549 00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,250 Yeah, the speech was great, 550 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:44,260 but I've also been lying all night. 551 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,760 I'm not a tech mogul, 552 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,110 I came here to mess with people. 553 00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:49,010 How dare you! Speaking of which, 554 00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:51,380 did either one of you drive? 'Cause I could use a ride. 555 00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:53,060 No, Quentin. Oh, Quentin. 556 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,560 Okay. 557 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,390 Now open your eyes, 558 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,190 and the person you are meant to be with 559 00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:01,730 should appear before you. 560 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,530 Sorry. I was just watching. 561 00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:06,950 Get out of here, Hitchcock! 562 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,450 This isn't working. I'm no closer to making a decision. 563 00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:13,490 I'mjumping down. Well, you can't just jump down... 564 00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:16,620 My goodness! It's over. 565 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,390 I'm gonna put 'em both in a group text and say "peace out." 566 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:19,950 No! There's still more options. 567 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,540 We haven't even done roleplay yet. 568 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:22,630 What? 569 00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:24,860 I took too long getting back to quinoa 570 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,460 and they got mad and ended it. 571 00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:29,070 And that's how it's done. What are you talking about? 572 00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:31,590 The process worked. Boyles don't make decisions, 573 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,140 we delay our decisions 574 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:34,680 until the universe makes them for us. 575 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:38,060 That way, we never make a wrong choice. That is very sad, 576 00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:39,730 but also, I guess it worked. Mmm. 577 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:42,100 I do feel pretty good. Couscous is dope. She's funny. 578 00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:43,570 Couscous is a she! I knew it! 579 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,690 Did you? No, and I still don't know. 580 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,750 There's equal chance you called them "she" to throw me off. 581 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:48,910 You get me, boyle. 582 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:54,160 So, I think I figured out an awesome and dramatic way 583 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,370 to reveal that I was the tattler. 584 00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:59,750 It'll be a dance. There'll be costumes. Gina, it's fine. 585 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,960 I don't care anymore. It's all in the past. 586 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,040 Oh, thank god. That is such a relief, 587 00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:06,220 'cause I didn't want people thinking I was a tattler. 588 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,130 Where's Amy? She is in the library, 589 00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:11,090 writing a book report on Jane eyre. 590 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:13,470 And she told me "not to wait up." 591 00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:15,300 Yeah. 592 00:20:16,010 --> 00:20:17,760 Thanks for trying to help with Quentin. 593 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,390 It's funny. Even though it wasn't real, 594 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,230 it was so fun imagining running my own company. 595 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:25,610 So, why don't your pursue it? I can't raise my kid and create an app 596 00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:27,860 and work at the nine-nine. It's too much. 597 00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:30,630 Well, then, prepare for me to murder your parents right in front of your face. 598 00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:31,820 Rude. No. 599 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,320 It's Batman's origin story, 600 00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:35,260 like the radioactive spider thing you did with me. 601 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,570 I don't read comic books. 602 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,660 You helped me become who I am, 603 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,250 so now I'm gonna return the favor. 604 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,460 Gina, 605 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:47,000 I think your talents might be wasted at the nine-nine. 606 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:49,710 I love you, but it might be time for you to move on. 607 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,970 Um, are you firing me? What? No. 608 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:54,590 Idonttmnk I could even do that. Good, because I quit. 609 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,310 You know, tonight I realized 610 00:20:56,390 --> 00:20:59,060 that my talents are being wasted at the nine-nine. 611 00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:00,980 Okay, that's kind of exactly what I just said. 612 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,980 Jake, let me finish. This is serious. 613 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,820 It's time for me to move on. For real, though, it is. 614 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,660 Really? 615 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:14,610 Okay. 616 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:18,000 Proud of you. Thank you. 617 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,450 I'm proud of me, too. 618 00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:24,870 Guys! Vice-principal caught me in the library. Let's roll!