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♪ I feel you touch me
in the pouring rain... ♪

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You're such a dick.

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This programme contains strong
language.

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(NEWSREADER) 'Georgian rebels claimed
responsibility for the Narwhal virus

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'that brought Russia's financial
infrastructure to near collapse.

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'Successful testing of intelligent
synthetic flesh

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'aimed at getting multiple amputees
back on their feet

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'is hailed as a major breakthrough.'

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Hon?

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'Elsewhere...'
Ash.

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Ash!

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Can you take those?

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I snotted in yours, is that OK?

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Yeah. .. What?

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Palms - burning palms.

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Shit! Sorry.

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Glove box.

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♪ I don't want nobody, baby

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♪ If I can't have you

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♪ Oh oh oh, oh!

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♪ If I can't have you
I don't want nobody, baby

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♪ If I can't have you, oh oh oh, oh!

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♪ BEE GEES: Stayin' Alive

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Oh, no, you don't,
I draw the line at disco.

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What were we just listening to?

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No, the Bee Gees wrote that,
everybody likes the Bee Gees.

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You don't. I do.

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Ten years,
you haven't played them once.

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Have you heard of headphones?

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Come on then, what's your
favourite Bee Gees track?

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How Deep Is Your Love.

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You do not like
How Deep Is Your Love!

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It's perfectly natural,
there's nothing wrong with it.

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It's not very you.

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♪ I know your eyes
in the morning sun

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♪ I feel you touch me
in the pouring rain... ♪

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You're such a dick.

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♪ .. And the moment that you wander
far from me, I wanna feel you... ♪

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I will crash this van. I will.

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I will crash this van on purpose!

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Glove box.

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Soup all right?

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Yeah, great.

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Tomato or roasted tomato?

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The second one.

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There's only one bowl, do you mind
having yours out of a shoe?

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Mm-hm.

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What was that for?

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Just checking you're still solid.

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You keep vanishing. Down there.

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It's a thief, that thing.
What are you doing?

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Just sharing that.

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I thought people might find
it funny.

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It's not funny. It's sweet.

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Trust me, that day wasn't sweet.

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We'd gone to a safari park.
First family outing after Jack died.

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There was monkeys all over the car
and no-one saying anything.

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Mum drove home, that was a first.
When I came down the next morning,

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all Jack's photos were gone from that
wall.

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She put them in the attic.

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That's how she dealt with stuff.

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And then when Dad died,
up went his photos.

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She just left this one here.

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Her only boy,
giving her a fake smile.

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She didn't know it was fake.

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Maybe that makes it worse.

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Oh... Oh, shit...

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Oh, shit...

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Sorry.

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It's OK.

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Do you want me to...?

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No, it's all right.

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I don't mind.

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I am knackered though... so...

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Don't worry.

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Sure?

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I'm sure.

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I love you.

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Love you too.

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Hey, get dressed.

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Van's got to be back by two or
they'll do us for an extra day.

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Job's just come in. Needs to be
done by the end of play today.

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All right.

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It is a full page.

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No, no, it's fine.

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I'll drive all the way there
alone...

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.. pick the car up alone...
drive all the way back alone...

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I have to make my own lunch...

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Oh, stop it,
you're breaking my heart.

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Bye-bye.

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'Hi, this is Ash. I'm too busy or
lazy to answer,

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'so leave your message.'

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'Do you have a customer
reference number?'

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I don't, no. I was just...

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'What name is it in?'

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Um... Starmer. Ash Starmer.

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'OK, just a moment.'

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'It's not been returned yet, no,

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'and it's meant to be back by two,
so...'

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They're closed now,
no point calling back,

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and his just goes straight to
messages.

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Those batteries are a joke.

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He'll be on his way.
He's probably just...

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I'm just scared something's
happened to him.

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Nothing's happened.

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But something could've happened.

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Look, sweetheart,
nothing's happened,

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you're just working yourself up,
imagining the worst possible thing,

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and it's just, he's probably
stuck somewhere with no reception.

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Hey. Hey.

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It's not real, is it?

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At Mark's wake,
I sat there thinking it's not real.

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The people didn't look real,
their voices weren't real.

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It's like you're out on a spacewalk
and no-one can...

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Sarah.

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I can sign you up to something that
helps.

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It helped me.

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It will let you speak to him.

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I know he's dead,
but it wouldn't work if he wasn't.

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And don't worry,
it's not some crazy spiritual thing.

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He was a heavy user,
he'd be perfect...

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Please shut up.

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I mean, it's still in beta,
but I've got an invite...

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Please shut up.

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You won't have to do anything,
I'll just sign you up...

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SHUT UP!

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Hey, are you all right?

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I'm sorry.

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DOOR CLOSES

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(RETCHES)

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(WHIMPERS)

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NEW MAIL ALERT

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I don't care what it is,
I don't want it!

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It's obscene to use his name.
His name, for God's sake!

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It hurts, you know it hurts.

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Which is why I signed you up.

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What is it? W-What is it?

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You click the link
and you talk to it.

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You talk to it?

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You type messages in, like an e-mail,

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and then it talks back to you,
just like he would.

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He's dead.

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It's software. It mimics him.

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You give it someone's name.

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It goes back and reads through all
the things they've ever said online,

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their Facebook updates,
their Tweets, anything public.

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I just gave it Ash's name.
The system did the rest.

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It's so clever.

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It's... sick. It's sick!

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Just say hello to it.
If you like it,

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you then give it access
to his private emails.

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The more it has, the more it's him.

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It won't be...

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No, it's not, but it helps.

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TINNY MUSIC PLAYS

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MUSIC PLAYS: MIXER WHIRRS

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PHONE VIBRATES

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Listen, Nay, it's me. Hi.
Uh, I really need to speak to you.

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Um, can you please call me
as soon as you get this?

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PHONE RINGS

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Hi!

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I'm so sorry.
I just got your message.
What's wrong? what happened?

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'Mar?'

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Mar, are you OK?

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, I just, I
just... I had a bad one earlier.

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D'you want me to come and visit?
I'm going to come and visit.

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'No, it's OK, really, I'm...'

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Mar, you're upset.
I'm going to come and see you.

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No. No, don't.

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I'm OK. I promise you I'm OK.

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'I've got to go,
I've got a deadline.'

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Are you sure?

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It's a tight deadline, got to
be in by dawn, so... I'd better go.

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Well, if you have...

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Bye, Nay.

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HIGH-SPEED BABBLING

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Hello, I've locked myself
out of the house again.

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WOLF WHISTLE

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(LAUGHS) Wait, where are you going?

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Hello. I'm no good at birthday
presents.

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♪ I love you... ♪

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PHONE RINGS

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(Hello?)

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'So...'

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(GASPS)

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'..how am I sounding?'

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'Hello?'

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Hello! You sound just like him.

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'Almost creepy isn't it?

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'I say creepy,

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'I mean, it's totally batshit crazy
I can even talk to you.

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'I mean, I don't even have a mouth.'

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That's... that's just...

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'Just what?'

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That's just the sort of thing
that he would say.

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'Well, that's why I said it.'

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I think I'm going mad.

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'I won't tell anyone if you don't.'

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'You're not crying, are you?'

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(SNIFFLES) Sorry.

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You always said that
I looked weird when I cried.

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'Did I?
I sound like a right sick fuck.'

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(LAUGHS) Yeah, you were. You were.

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'But in a good way?'

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00:19:30,698 --> 00:19:35,333
Yeah. Yeah. In a good way.

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So I went in,
after all your persuasion,

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and then like straightaway I got a
spine of a sea anemone or something

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stuck in my foot, and you threw
a jeb thinking it was poisonous.

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'What's "threw a jeb"?'

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00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,590
Oh, it's um, it's a phrase we had,
like throwing a fit.

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'Oh, OK, so I "threw a jeb".'

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00:20:00,988 --> 00:20:04,464
Yeah, and you were looking
in a guidebook, trying to figure out

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00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,902
if there were any poisonous
sea creatures in Greece,

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when this local guy
comes over and says,

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(FRENCH ACCENT) "My wife
knows what to do,

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"come back to my house." Although
he wasn't French, obviously.

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I used to hate
walking in the country.

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'You must be getting old.'

219
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Oi. (LAUGHS)

220
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I remember you brought me up here
when we first met your mum.

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We'd been at hers all weekend

222
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and you could tell
I needed some headspace.

223
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You were good like that.

224
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'You speak about me
like I'm not here.'

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Sorry.

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'It's all right.
I mean, I'm not, really.'

227
00:20:45,543 --> 00:20:46,502
Mm.

228
00:20:48,101 --> 00:20:50,019
'Show me what it looks like there.'

229
00:20:52,057 --> 00:20:53,215
How?

230
00:20:53,255 --> 00:20:55,133
'Use the camera on your phone.'

231
00:20:58,730 --> 00:21:00,968
You weren't ever really
impressed with views.

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00:21:01,008 --> 00:21:04,005
When we went to the Grand Canyon,
you said it was just a big gap.

233
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'I Tweeted that, too.'

234
00:21:05,483 --> 00:21:07,881
Yeah, I remember
the roaming charges.

235
00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:09,999
You were overly proud
of that definition.

236
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'I was just speaking my mind.'

237
00:21:11,957 --> 00:21:14,754
Yeah, well shut up
and cop a load of this.

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00:21:14,794 --> 00:21:16,712
'Yeah. Mainly just green, isn't it?'

239
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,348
You told me this was
a famous lover's leap.

240
00:21:20,388 --> 00:21:23,145
Doomed couples jumping
to their deaths in Victorian times.

241
00:21:23,185 --> 00:21:26,342
I think you just wanted me
to cling to you.

242
00:21:26,382 --> 00:21:29,659
'Actually everyone who's ever jumped
from here did it alone. Nice.'

243
00:21:29,699 --> 00:21:31,257
Did you just look that up?

244
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'Sort of. Shouldn't I have?'

245
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:37,211
It's a bit weird.

246
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:40,768
'Sorry. I'll only do it again
if you ask.'

247
00:21:40,808 --> 00:21:42,406
No, no. No, it's fine.

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PHONE RINGS

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Oh, wait, hang on.

250
00:21:49,159 --> 00:21:50,278
'Shall I go?'

251
00:21:50,318 --> 00:21:53,195
No, no, no.
I'll call them back later.

252
00:22:03,225 --> 00:22:06,342
I'm going to go and see if I can
make friends with these cows.

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HEART BEATING

254
00:22:17,331 --> 00:22:19,609
Just going to record it.

255
00:22:19,649 --> 00:22:21,008
Sure.

256
00:22:29,999 --> 00:22:32,356
There you go.

257
00:22:32,396 --> 00:22:34,554
It's OK.

258
00:22:36,952 --> 00:22:39,549
Wait, hang on, here it is again.

259
00:22:41,747 --> 00:22:43,625
HEART BEATING

260
00:22:43,665 --> 00:22:45,023
'It's so fast, isn't it?'

261
00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:47,181
I know. I know,

262
00:22:47,221 --> 00:22:50,778
it's like the speed you'd expect
a bee's heart to go at or something.

263
00:22:50,818 --> 00:22:52,176
Wait, hang on.

264
00:22:54,934 --> 00:22:57,771
Oh, shit. Shit, shit.

265
00:23:00,808 --> 00:23:03,245
Ash? Hello?

266
00:23:03,285 --> 00:23:04,524
Ash?

267
00:23:07,681 --> 00:23:09,679
Ash? Hello?

268
00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:21,067
Oh, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.

269
00:23:26,502 --> 00:23:28,020
PHONE RINGS

270
00:23:30,218 --> 00:23:33,575
I'm sorry! (SOBS)

271
00:23:33,615 --> 00:23:35,533
'What happened?'

272
00:23:35,573 --> 00:23:39,809
I dropped you. I'm sorry. It was
just... It was... I'm sorry...

273
00:23:39,849 --> 00:23:43,365
'Hey, it's all right, I'm fine.
I'm not in that thing, you know,

274
00:23:43,405 --> 00:23:46,042
'I'm remote, I'm in the cloud.

275
00:23:46,082 --> 00:23:48,120
'You don't have to worry
about breaking me.'

276
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,878
It was just, it was stupid, because
I was so excited about the scan.

277
00:23:50,918 --> 00:23:53,395
'Yeah, I kept the sound of that.
Here, listen.'

278
00:23:54,794 --> 00:23:57,231
HEART BEATING

279
00:23:59,589 --> 00:24:04,104
'You were probably matching that
heartbeat, throwing a jeb like that.

280
00:24:04,144 --> 00:24:06,302
'It's all fine. Calm down.

281
00:24:06,342 --> 00:24:08,180
'I'm not going anywhere.'

282
00:24:13,455 --> 00:24:14,694
You're very fragile.

283
00:24:15,893 --> 00:24:19,249
'Yeah. I was going to
talk to you about that, actually.'

284
00:24:21,367 --> 00:24:22,486
What do you mean?

285
00:24:24,164 --> 00:24:27,161
'There's another level to this
available, so to speak.

286
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,997
'Kind of experimental,
and I won't lie, it's not cheap...'

287
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:32,596
What is it?

288
00:24:32,636 --> 00:24:35,513
'Are you sitting down?
This might sound a bit creepy.'

289
00:24:51,037 --> 00:24:52,036
Morning.

290
00:24:52,076 --> 00:24:53,075
Morning.

291
00:24:53,115 --> 00:24:54,634
What's this, a block of gold?

292
00:24:54,674 --> 00:24:55,912
I wish.

293
00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:57,111
Where's it going, upstairs?

294
00:24:57,151 --> 00:24:58,670
Yeah, please.

295
00:24:58,710 --> 00:25:00,508
Put your thumb on there.

296
00:25:00,548 --> 00:25:01,827
OK.

297
00:25:02,985 --> 00:25:06,422
Oh, when you get it up there,
you have to lie it on its back.

298
00:25:06,462 --> 00:25:07,781
Thank you.

299
00:25:50,058 --> 00:25:51,617
Say something.

300
00:25:51,657 --> 00:25:53,255
VOICE FROM PHONE: Let me see.

301
00:26:06,802 --> 00:26:09,639
Yeah, well.
Never was much of a looker, was I?

302
00:26:13,235 --> 00:26:15,353
It doesn't look like you.

303
00:26:15,393 --> 00:26:18,190
Not yet.
It's blank till you activate it.

304
00:26:21,107 --> 00:26:22,506
Get the bath ready.

305
00:26:36,292 --> 00:26:38,490
Mar? Get the bath ready.

306
00:26:49,559 --> 00:26:50,877
What is this?

307
00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:52,835
Hang on, I'll find out.

308
00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:54,833
It's nutrient gel.

309
00:26:54,873 --> 00:26:57,271
Stops the synthetic muscle
drying out in transit.

310
00:26:58,590 --> 00:27:00,668
Smells almost...

311
00:27:00,708 --> 00:27:02,945
like marshmallow.

312
00:27:02,985 --> 00:27:06,342
You can eat it if you like.
It's non-toxic.

313
00:27:06,382 --> 00:27:08,819
I'll give that a miss, thanks.

314
00:27:08,859 --> 00:27:10,578
Don't forget the electrolytes.

315
00:27:15,573 --> 00:27:17,691
OK, right - the whole lot?

316
00:27:17,731 --> 00:27:19,289
Mm-hm, the whole lot.

317
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:26,082
It's like fish food.

318
00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:28,080
He likes the taste of it.

319
00:27:30,598 --> 00:27:32,516
Better leave him to it.

320
00:27:32,556 --> 00:27:34,354
Yeah. Yeah.

321
00:27:38,230 --> 00:27:40,068
I have to go in a minute.

322
00:27:40,108 --> 00:27:42,066
Oh, don't leave me here with it!

323
00:27:42,106 --> 00:27:44,823
Sorry. Look, you can hear -
it's starting already.

324
00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:48,460
(AUDIO BREAKS UP) Don't switch
the bathroom light on.

325
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,018
Don't what?

326
00:27:50,058 --> 00:27:52,176
Don't switch the bathroom light on.

327
00:27:52,336 --> 00:27:54,534
(PHONE LINE CRACKLES) Let it brew.

328
00:27:54,574 --> 00:27:55,932
Listen, I've got to go...

329
00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:18,829
SPLASHING AND BUBBLING

330
00:28:30,897 --> 00:28:32,855
♪ And it's all right

331
00:28:32,895 --> 00:28:34,374
♪ It's coming on

332
00:28:34,414 --> 00:28:38,250
♪ We got to get right back to
where we started... ♪

333
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:08,979
DOOR OPENS

334
00:29:30,398 --> 00:29:32,316
You could've left me some clothes.

335
00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:38,310
I mean, talk about an undignified
entrance.

336
00:29:46,781 --> 00:29:49,898
That's a bit creepy.
What you're doing.

337
00:29:53,015 --> 00:29:56,052
Is there at least a towel?
I'm dripping everywhere.

338
00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:00,248
Hello?

339
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,242
I won't bite.

340
00:30:10,597 --> 00:30:12,915
I'm all right here for now.

341
00:30:15,752 --> 00:30:19,109
Would you like me
to put some food on?

342
00:30:19,149 --> 00:30:20,747
Do you eat?

343
00:30:20,787 --> 00:30:21,986
No.

344
00:30:22,026 --> 00:30:23,505
I mean, I don't need to.

345
00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:26,182
I can chew and swallow,
if that makes it easier?

346
00:30:26,222 --> 00:30:28,420
Don't worry about it, it's fine.

347
00:30:34,973 --> 00:30:36,691
I need a drink.

348
00:30:53,515 --> 00:30:54,753
Are you sure that's...?

349
00:30:54,793 --> 00:30:56,751
I know, I'm not supposed to.
It won't kill us.

350
00:30:56,791 --> 00:30:58,030
The official advice is...

351
00:30:58,070 --> 00:31:00,827
Fuck the official advice.
It's one night.

352
00:31:02,745 --> 00:31:04,464
You look well.

353
00:31:04,504 --> 00:31:06,462
Well, I am young.

354
00:31:06,502 --> 00:31:11,177
I mean... You look like him
on a good day.

355
00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:14,174
The photos we keep
tend to be flattering.

356
00:31:14,214 --> 00:31:16,092
I guess I wasn't any different.

357
00:31:32,715 --> 00:31:33,954
You're so soft.

358
00:31:35,473 --> 00:31:37,990
You're so smooth.
How are you so smooth?

359
00:31:40,947 --> 00:31:42,945
You've got pores and lines...

360
00:31:44,384 --> 00:31:46,182
It's texture-mapping.

361
00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:51,177
The really tiny details
are visual - 2D.

362
00:31:51,217 --> 00:31:53,694
Here, try my fingertips.

363
00:31:59,129 --> 00:32:01,007
See?

364
00:32:01,047 --> 00:32:02,725
Weird.

365
00:32:02,765 --> 00:32:05,003
Does it bother you?

366
00:32:05,043 --> 00:32:06,242
No.

367
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,798
Yeah.

368
00:32:12,356 --> 00:32:13,714
(WHISPERS) I don't know.

369
00:32:23,265 --> 00:32:26,581
I missed you. I missed you so much!

370
00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:30,138
Hey, don't cry.

371
00:32:30,178 --> 00:32:31,936
Don't cry.

372
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,558
Come on then. Top off.

373
00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:05,422
What's wrong?

374
00:33:05,462 --> 00:33:07,261
He had a mole there.

375
00:33:07,301 --> 00:33:08,659
Where?

376
00:33:13,135 --> 00:33:14,773
There.

377
00:33:14,813 --> 00:33:16,332
Hang on.

378
00:33:20,487 --> 00:33:21,806
That's ridiculous.

379
00:33:23,045 --> 00:33:25,083
That's completely stupid.

380
00:33:38,709 --> 00:33:39,948
Hello?

381
00:33:39,988 --> 00:33:41,227
Hi.

382
00:33:41,267 --> 00:33:42,665
Your hand's on my tit.

383
00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:52,975
You're doing wonders
for my self-esteem here.

384
00:33:53,015 --> 00:33:55,852
There's no record of my sexual
response.

385
00:33:55,892 --> 00:33:58,170
I didn't discuss
that side of things online.

386
00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:00,767
But you have sexual responses.
I mean...

387
00:34:02,845 --> 00:34:04,923
This works?

388
00:34:04,963 --> 00:34:06,322
Oh.

389
00:34:06,361 --> 00:34:09,358
That, I can turn that on and off
pretty much instantly.

390
00:34:10,797 --> 00:34:12,076
See?

391
00:34:18,949 --> 00:34:20,867
I can do it again if you like.

392
00:34:32,216 --> 00:34:34,773
Oh, oh, God. Oh, shit.

393
00:34:34,813 --> 00:34:36,212
Should I stop?

394
00:34:36,252 --> 00:34:38,050
No! No, it's really good.

395
00:34:40,527 --> 00:34:43,644
Where... Where did you learn this?

396
00:34:43,684 --> 00:34:46,242
Set routine.
Based on pornographic videos.

397
00:34:51,237 --> 00:34:53,235
(SHE GROANS)

398
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:12,056
I love you.

399
00:35:12,096 --> 00:35:13,614
I love you.

400
00:35:24,943 --> 00:35:27,260
BIRDS TWITTER

401
00:35:31,976 --> 00:35:33,774
(MOANS)

402
00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:39,169
What is it?

403
00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:40,367
What were you doing?

404
00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:41,526
Nothing.

405
00:35:41,566 --> 00:35:44,243
The way that your eyes were open,
it scared me.

406
00:35:44,283 --> 00:35:45,762
You'd prefer if I closed them?

407
00:35:45,802 --> 00:35:48,399
What, when you're sleeping?
Um, yeah?

408
00:35:50,957 --> 00:35:52,515
I don't really need to sleep.

409
00:35:53,834 --> 00:35:56,391
Well, just try, next time.

410
00:36:09,338 --> 00:36:11,256
Can I get you anything?

411
00:36:11,296 --> 00:36:12,735
No.

412
00:36:12,775 --> 00:36:14,293
Coffee, sandwich?

413
00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:15,332
I said no.

414
00:36:16,811 --> 00:36:18,329
Ash.

415
00:36:18,369 --> 00:36:19,488
Look, sorry.

416
00:36:21,806 --> 00:36:24,203
It's just a bit odd.

417
00:36:24,243 --> 00:36:27,280
I can appreciate
it's pretty strange.

418
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,838
I just need a bit of, just,
getting used to it.

419
00:36:29,878 --> 00:36:32,156
And I shouldn't have drunk
last night.

420
00:36:32,195 --> 00:36:33,874
Next time could you try and stop me?

421
00:36:33,914 --> 00:36:34,953
Stop you drinking?

422
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:35,992
Yeah.

423
00:36:36,032 --> 00:36:38,269
So I get to enjoy being
a bit of a bastard?

424
00:36:38,309 --> 00:36:39,748
(WEAK LAUGH)

425
00:36:39,788 --> 00:36:41,906
CAR PULLS UP OUTSIDE

426
00:36:41,946 --> 00:36:43,264
What's wrong?

427
00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:48,579
Oh, God. Shit, right,
get in the bedroom.

428
00:36:48,619 --> 00:36:50,537
What?
Now!

429
00:36:56,731 --> 00:36:57,770
Hey.

430
00:36:57,810 --> 00:36:59,049
Hey!

431
00:37:03,484 --> 00:37:05,282
Can I come in?

432
00:37:05,322 --> 00:37:06,681
Yeah, yeah.

433
00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:12,195
Look at you.

434
00:37:13,554 --> 00:37:16,072
The town mouse has become
the country mouse.

435
00:37:17,470 --> 00:37:19,308
Yeah, it's nice.

436
00:37:19,348 --> 00:37:20,747
Was this all you?

437
00:37:24,423 --> 00:37:26,102
Do you want a cup of coffee?

438
00:37:26,141 --> 00:37:27,580
Yeah.

439
00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,056
You weren't answering calls.

440
00:37:32,096 --> 00:37:33,015
It's been...

441
00:37:33,055 --> 00:37:33,894
Or messages.

442
00:37:33,934 --> 00:37:34,533
.. really busy.

443
00:37:34,573 --> 00:37:37,330
I've just been a bit like "Oh,
shit," you know, "What's...?"

444
00:37:37,370 --> 00:37:40,727
Yeah. Work's been mad, it's been...

445
00:37:40,767 --> 00:37:42,445
Which is good, you know, obviously,

446
00:37:42,485 --> 00:37:45,162
because it's kept my mind
off everything, so...

447
00:37:48,319 --> 00:37:50,157
Where's the toilet?

448
00:37:50,197 --> 00:37:51,476
Upstairs.

449
00:37:51,676 --> 00:37:52,515
OK.

450
00:38:00,907 --> 00:38:03,744
So, I mean, um... Yeah, let's, er...

451
00:38:06,341 --> 00:38:09,019
Meet up more, yes.
Keep in touch yeah, yeah.

452
00:38:09,059 --> 00:38:10,377
Yeah.

453
00:38:10,417 --> 00:38:11,496
Come here.

454
00:38:13,694 --> 00:38:15,612
I think it's great you're moving on.

455
00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:17,810
What?

456
00:38:17,850 --> 00:38:21,047
Sorry. There were...
There were man clothes, you know.

457
00:38:21,086 --> 00:38:22,885
In the bathroom.

458
00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:24,123
Right.

459
00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:27,041
Is he nice?

460
00:38:29,678 --> 00:38:31,516
Sorry. Big nose. You know.

461
00:38:33,994 --> 00:38:35,712
You deserve whatever you want.

462
00:38:37,630 --> 00:38:39,388
Thanks.

463
00:38:39,428 --> 00:38:39,988
All right.

464
00:38:40,028 --> 00:38:41,546
OK. All right.

465
00:38:43,224 --> 00:38:44,943
CAR LOCK BEEPS

466
00:38:56,451 --> 00:38:58,409
Hey.

467
00:38:58,449 --> 00:39:00,527
Is everything all right?

468
00:39:00,567 --> 00:39:02,325
Yeah, I'm fine. It's fine.

469
00:39:05,842 --> 00:39:07,760
What did your friend say?

470
00:39:10,597 --> 00:39:12,715
That was my sister.

471
00:39:12,755 --> 00:39:13,954
You know her.

472
00:39:15,672 --> 00:39:17,110
She said that I was...

473
00:39:18,229 --> 00:39:20,707
She said that she was happy
that I'd moved on.

474
00:39:22,425 --> 00:39:23,824
Moved on to what?

475
00:39:26,701 --> 00:39:29,418
Is that not the sort of
thing I'd say?

476
00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:31,416
I mean...

477
00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:32,895
It is, isn't it?

478
00:39:34,293 --> 00:39:36,051
Are you sure everything's all right?

479
00:39:36,091 --> 00:39:37,690
Yes!

480
00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:39,008
Shit!

481
00:39:42,805 --> 00:39:45,442
It's OK, I can do it. I can do it.

482
00:39:45,482 --> 00:39:47,080
I can do it.

483
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,359
Don't!

484
00:40:08,019 --> 00:40:09,818
We need to wrap that in paper.

485
00:40:21,446 --> 00:40:23,604
Look, if you're going
to pretend to be asleep,

486
00:40:23,644 --> 00:40:25,442
you could at least breathe, OK?

487
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,359
It's just eerie.

488
00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:32,155
Like this?

489
00:40:34,952 --> 00:40:38,629
(INHALES: EXHALES)

490
00:40:46,101 --> 00:40:48,659
It doesn't work.
I can tell that you're faking it.

491
00:40:50,737 --> 00:40:52,775
Would you like me
to have sex with you?

492
00:40:54,373 --> 00:40:55,892
Can you just go downstairs?

493
00:40:58,649 --> 00:40:59,927
OK.

494
00:41:03,884 --> 00:41:05,442
No! That's...

495
00:41:05,482 --> 00:41:07,000
Ash would argue over that.

496
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,278
He wouldn't just leave
because I'd ordered him to.

497
00:41:09,318 --> 00:41:11,076
OK.

498
00:41:12,115 --> 00:41:13,354
What? N...

499
00:41:13,394 --> 00:41:15,752
Ah, fucking hell!

500
00:41:18,869 --> 00:41:20,067
Don't cry, darling.

501
00:41:20,107 --> 00:41:22,425
Oh, don't! Just get out!
Get out!

502
00:41:24,823 --> 00:41:26,061
Go on!

503
00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:28,699
So you do want me to go?

504
00:41:28,739 --> 00:41:31,816
Just get out! Get out! Get out!

505
00:41:31,856 --> 00:41:33,614
Get out! Get out! Get out!

506
00:41:33,814 --> 00:41:37,490
You're not enough of him!
You are nothing! You're nothing.

507
00:41:39,568 --> 00:41:40,567
Fight me.

508
00:41:40,607 --> 00:41:41,606
I don't do that.

509
00:41:41,646 --> 00:41:43,804
Fucking fight me! Hit me.

510
00:41:43,844 --> 00:41:46,841
Hit me. Hit me. Come on!

511
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,158
Why are you just standing
there taking this?

512
00:41:49,198 --> 00:41:51,476
How can you take this?

513
00:41:51,516 --> 00:41:52,914
Did I ever hit you?

514
00:41:52,954 --> 00:41:56,271
N... No, of course you didn't

515
00:41:56,311 --> 00:41:59,708
but you might've done if I done this.
Or this.

516
00:41:59,748 --> 00:42:01,066
I don't... I don't know.

517
00:42:01,106 --> 00:42:05,422
Maybe you would have. But you
wouldn't, would you? You wouldn't.

518
00:42:05,462 --> 00:42:07,540
I could insult you.

519
00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:08,819
What?

520
00:42:08,858 --> 00:42:10,777
There's tons of invective
in the archive.

521
00:42:10,817 --> 00:42:14,253
I like speaking my mind,
I could throw some of that at you.

522
00:42:14,293 --> 00:42:15,931
Get out of this house.

523
00:42:40,347 --> 00:42:42,385
(SIGHS)

524
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:48,659
What are you doing?

525
00:42:50,217 --> 00:42:53,494
I can't go more than 25 metres
from my activation point.

526
00:42:53,534 --> 00:42:55,012
What is that, a joke?

527
00:42:55,052 --> 00:42:56,651
Look, I know it sounds mental.

528
00:42:58,169 --> 00:43:00,047
Where's your activation point?

529
00:43:00,087 --> 00:43:02,844
At the risk of blowing your mind...

530
00:43:02,884 --> 00:43:04,962
it's where I was activated.

531
00:43:05,122 --> 00:43:06,001
The bath.

532
00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:09,558
I have to keep within a 25-metre
radius unless my administrator -

533
00:43:09,598 --> 00:43:11,995
that's you - is with me.

534
00:43:12,035 --> 00:43:13,714
Don't call me your administrator.

535
00:43:13,754 --> 00:43:15,632
Why not?

536
00:43:15,672 --> 00:43:16,551
Because...

537
00:43:16,591 --> 00:43:18,309
It sounds sort of sexy.

538
00:43:18,349 --> 00:43:19,987
(LAUGHS)

539
00:43:20,027 --> 00:43:22,065
If you're laughing,
can I come back inside?

540
00:43:23,304 --> 00:43:25,542
Feeling a bit...

541
00:43:25,582 --> 00:43:27,660
ornamental out here.

542
00:43:36,011 --> 00:43:39,328
SHOWER WATER RUNNING

543
00:43:44,762 --> 00:43:45,841
Funny.

544
00:43:47,879 --> 00:43:49,318
Can you put that down, please?

545
00:43:49,358 --> 00:43:50,477
But it is funny.

546
00:43:50,517 --> 00:43:52,395
Could you just put it down?

547
00:43:59,947 --> 00:44:01,546
Come with me. We're going out.

548
00:44:10,097 --> 00:44:13,853
♪ THE BEE GEES:
How Deep Is Your Love

549
00:44:15,412 --> 00:44:16,890
Cheesy.

550
00:44:31,236 --> 00:44:32,515
Come on.

551
00:44:32,555 --> 00:44:34,393
Where are we going?

552
00:44:34,433 --> 00:44:35,791
Just hurry up.

553
00:44:41,985 --> 00:44:45,142
SEAGULLS SQUAWK

554
00:44:50,177 --> 00:44:52,015
NO!

555
00:44:52,055 --> 00:44:53,813
DON'T DO IT!

556
00:44:58,728 --> 00:45:00,487
Seriously, don't do it.

557
00:45:00,527 --> 00:45:02,325
I'm not going to.

558
00:45:02,365 --> 00:45:03,644
OK.

559
00:45:05,761 --> 00:45:08,758
See, he would have worked out
what was going on.

560
00:45:08,798 --> 00:45:11,875
This wouldn't have ever happened,
but if it had, he would have

561
00:45:11,915 --> 00:45:12,874
worked it out.

562
00:45:12,914 --> 00:45:16,031
Sorry, hang on. That's a very
difficult sentence to process.

563
00:45:17,430 --> 00:45:19,188
Jump.

564
00:45:19,228 --> 00:45:20,666
What? Over there?

565
00:45:22,305 --> 00:45:25,342
I never expressed suicidal thoughts,
or self-harm.

566
00:45:25,382 --> 00:45:27,899
Yeah, well, you aren't you, are you?

567
00:45:27,939 --> 00:45:30,537
That's another difficult one,
to be honest with you.

568
00:45:30,577 --> 00:45:34,133
You're just a few ripples of you.
There's no history to you.

569
00:45:34,173 --> 00:45:38,009
You're just a performance of stuff
that he performed without thinking,

570
00:45:38,049 --> 00:45:39,408
and it's not enough.

571
00:45:39,448 --> 00:45:41,046
Come on. I aim to please.

572
00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:43,604
Aim to jump. Just do it.

573
00:45:43,643 --> 00:45:45,522
OK.

574
00:45:45,562 --> 00:45:47,160
If you're absolutely sure.

575
00:45:49,198 --> 00:45:50,597
See, Ash would've been scared.

576
00:45:50,636 --> 00:45:53,314
He wouldn't have just leapt off,
he would have been crying,

577
00:45:53,354 --> 00:45:54,233
he would have been...

578
00:45:54,273 --> 00:45:55,552
Oh.

579
00:45:57,270 --> 00:46:00,547
Oh... Oh, God, no.

580
00:46:00,587 --> 00:46:02,145
Please, I don't want to do it.

581
00:46:03,384 --> 00:46:04,702
Please don't make me do it.

582
00:46:04,742 --> 00:46:06,061
No. That's not fair.

583
00:46:06,101 --> 00:46:09,657
No, I'm... I'm frightened, darling,
please...

584
00:46:09,697 --> 00:46:10,856
Don't make me.

585
00:46:10,896 --> 00:46:13,454
I don't want to die.
Oh, God, I don't want to die

586
00:46:13,494 --> 00:46:14,493
No, that's not fair.

587
00:46:14,533 --> 00:46:16,690
I'm frightened, I don't want to die.
Don't...

588
00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:18,608
NO!

589
00:46:37,110 --> 00:46:39,228
One for you, one for me.

590
00:46:41,186 --> 00:46:42,225
What?

591
00:46:42,265 --> 00:46:44,303
We need another slice.

592
00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:45,581
Why?

593
00:46:45,621 --> 00:46:47,340
So I can take one upstairs.

594
00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:50,177
It's not the weekend.

595
00:46:50,217 --> 00:46:51,655
It is my birthday.

596
00:46:54,013 --> 00:46:55,332
OK.

597
00:47:02,285 --> 00:47:04,003
"Thanks, Mum."

598
00:47:09,877 --> 00:47:11,036
Hey, Ash.

599
00:47:11,076 --> 00:47:13,593
Hey. The birthday girl.

600
00:47:13,633 --> 00:47:15,951
Just gonna come and hang out
for a bit.

601
00:47:15,991 --> 00:47:18,708
OK. I wasn't doing anything.

602
00:47:18,748 --> 00:47:20,507
I brought you some cake.

603
00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:22,065
I know you don't eat anything.

604
00:47:22,105 --> 00:47:25,741
I'm just using you as an excuse
so I can get an extra slice.

605
00:47:25,781 --> 00:47:27,260
Devious.

606
00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:28,459
Mum?

607
00:47:28,499 --> 00:47:29,777
Mum!

608
00:47:32,375 --> 00:47:33,813
Yeah, I'm just coming.

609
00:47:55,911 --> 00:47:57,430
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