- 利亚姆·福克斯威尔 欢迎你 -谢谢 - Liam Foxwell, welcome. - Thank you.
我先简单说两句 OK, little speech time.
我对每个接受评估的人都会说这些 I've been mentioning this to everyone about their appraisals,
我也希望你清楚 and I just want you to know
评估的目的不是要剔除不合格的人 that this isn't a witch-hunt for the deadwood.
懂吗 这更像是 Okay? It is much more of a—
在茫茫人海中找寻珍宝 treasure hunt for the gold?
糟粕沉淀下去 而精华会浮现出来 Shit sinks. But also, cream floats.
是的 我懂 Yes, yes,I see that.
我们正在关注一个新领域 A new the area we're getting lots of play in
也可能是你的部门主要负责的领域 and your office could be at the centre for
那就是追溯父母教养不当的案件 is litigation in retrospective parenting cases.
追溯 Retrospective...
警察想起诉父母对孩子不够关心 Bobby sues Mum and Dad for insufficient attention
导致他们缺乏自信 leading to lack of confidence,
导致他们为非作歹 而非造福社会 leading to damages against earnings.
明白 我们公司觉得这在伦理上没问题吗 Right, and we're OK, the firm's OK with that, ethically?
道德上呢 And morally?
没问题 Yep.
- 当然没问题 -那就好 - Sure. - Yeah,yeah, right.
- 你自己呢 -完全没问题 - Are you? - Totally, yeah.
没问题 Yes.
好的 利亚姆 听着 OK,Liam, look,
在邀请你留下来和公司一同面对新环境之前 so if we invite you to stay with the firm in the new environment,
我们希望你能够 what we'd have you do
做一个个人历史的详尽回放 可能在下周吧 is pull an exhaustive redo with personnel, maybe... next week.
我现在就准备好做详细回放了 但是 Oh, well,I was ready to do a big redo right now, but...
不用 没关系 下周好了 No, it's fine, next week's fine.
但我得问一句 But I have to ask you this -
不会有什么吓人的东西吧 They're not going to hit anything to freak us out, are they?
你这个季度没有做过大删除吧 There's no major deletions this quarter?
没有 所有东西都符合参数标准 No,no, everything's well within parameters.
太好了 利亚姆 真的太好了 Great,OK,Liam, this has been really great.
真的很想期待再次见到你 Look, we are really hope to look forward to seeing you again.
好的 谢谢 OK, thank you.
翻译：佩顿 痒痒 木月 小如 鱼小姐 Janiceyj
时间轴：Poxle 校对：十九罗汉
后期：zzzyusa 总监：十九罗汉
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去机场 谢谢 Airport, please.
有生命 Live,
可呼吸 breathe,
带气味的 smell,
全光谱记忆 full-spectrum memory.
只花不到一杯咖啡的价钱 You can get a willow grain upgrade
就能得到记忆粒细化升级版 for less than the price of a daily cup of coffee.
并免费获赠三十年的备份空间 And three decades of backup for free.
仅需局麻植入手术便可开始使用 In-store ingrain procedure with local anaesthetic and you're good to go.
只因记忆是生存的证明 Because memory is for living.
太好了 真的太好了 利亚姆 OK,great, this has been really great, Liam,
真的很想期待 We really hope to
再次见到你 look forward to seeing you again.
真的很想期待 We really hope to
再次见到你 look forward to seeing you again.
对不起 Sorry.
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福克斯威尔先生 Mr Foxwell.
请你回放过去二十四小时的记忆好吗 Could you just rewind me your last 24 hours for me, please?
好的 请用六十四倍速回放过去一周的记忆 Great, and back that up for me times 64 for the week.
安全
很好 旅途愉快 福克斯威尔先生 That's great. Enjoy your flight, Mr Foxwell.
我不是开玩笑 你看那个 I'm not being funny,right, but look at that.
- 看什么 -那个 - Look at what? - That.
磨损的地毯 看到了吗 Frayed carpet,there, you see?
- 你认真的吗 -当然 - Seriously? - Yes, seriously.
这可是五星级酒店套房 This is a five-star suite.
我付那么多钱要的就是精益求精 I pay good money to have perfect details.
那块粗制滥造的地毯要永远留在我记忆里了 Now I've got that shitty carpet for the rest of my life.
你别一直盯着看就行了 Only if you keep looking at it, mate.
多谢你 乔纳斯 滚一边去 Oh,thanks,Jonas. Fuck off.
好 你以为地毯已经够糟了 但看看这个 All right,now, you thought the carpet was bad, have a look at this.
我太太露西 你在都柏林的婚礼上见过的 You've met Lucy, my wife, at the Dublin wedding?
是的 你好 我是利亚姆 Oh, that's right,yes,hi, Liam.
你好 Hi again.
露西 都柏林 Lucy, Dublin.
你好 Hello.
露西 我是利亚姆 在都柏林婚礼上见过 Lucy,Liam, we met at the Dublin wedding.
利亚姆 太好了 Liam.Oh, great.
- 利亚姆 请进 -谢谢 - Liam,yes, come in. - Thank you.
- 再次见到你真高兴 -我也是 - Great to see you again. - Yeah, you too.
- 这段时间菲把你藏哪里了 -藏家里 - Where's Fi been hiding you? - Oh, you know, in our house.
我们不确定 是她不确定你是不是能来 We didn't know,well, she didn't know if you would make it.
结束得比我预期要早 It was over quicker than I thought.
- 抱歉 你好 -你要喝点什么 - Oh,sorry, hello. - Let's get you a drink.
- 啤酒行吗 -当然 谢谢 - Um, beer OK? - Lovely, thank you.
大家都在那里面 Everyone's through there,
- 我一会儿就过来 -好的 谢谢 - So I'll be in in a minute, OK? - OK, thank you.
你这么早就回来了 我以为你来不了了 You're back early, then,I didn't think you'd make it.
我没在那里过夜 搭最早一班飞机回来了 Yeah,I didn't stay over and I caught an early flight back, so...
你好 Hello.
评估进行得顺利吗 So, how was the appraisal?
他们说下周让我做个回放 Well, they said they'd let me do a redo sometime next week, so...
这算好吗 But good?
- 晚点谈 -晚点谈 - Later? - Later.
- 乔迪怎么样 -在家 有吉娜照看她呢 - How's Jody? - At home, Gina's babysitting.
吉娜啊 Oh, Gina.
- 你好啊 -乔纳斯 这是 - Hey. - Jonas, this is...
- 利亚姆 -乔纳斯 - Liam - Jonas.
老兄 真高兴见到你 你好吗 Dude, it's really nice to meet you.You all right?
很好 谢谢 Good, thank you.
- 你认识杰夫吗 -是的 - And you know Jeff? -Yes.
你不会忘记杰夫的 他应该给你看过 Yeah, you remember meeting Jeff, because he'd have shown you,
他冰箱边角的记忆回放 I don't know,a redo of the side of his fridge.
之类的东西 Something like that.
是啊是啊是啊 滚一边去 乔纳斯 Yeah,yeah,yeah, piss off, Jonas.
- 你好 -你好 - Hello. - Hello.
你太太今晚对我可刻薄了 Your wife's being very mean to me tonight.
她就是这样的人 Oh, well she's like that.
真是这样的 Yeah, tell me about it.
要我帮你拿杯酒吗 You all right for a drink?
不用了 谢谢你 乔纳斯 I'm fine, thank you, Jonas.
琳 我给你介绍一下利亚姆 他是 Lynn, come and meet Liam, he's, um
一位即将失业/无法就业的律师 A soon-to-be unemployed/unemployable lawyer.
这位是杰夫 杰夫和菲 And Jeff. Jeff and Fi
过去与我和保罗在弗莱瑟路那边主持派对 used to run the parties down the Fraser Road with Paul and me.
青葱岁月啊 Mad old days.
那还是在我们创立国王公司之前 Before we started up the Kings.
这样啊 So, yeah...
利亚姆 你今天是去干什么了 评审吗 So, Liam, what was it you had, an assessment?
是评估 Appraisal.
- 怎么样 -不错 - How'd it go? - Good.
其实不怎么样 但是我也没有底 Well, it was a disaster, but you know, I don't know.
- 难以估计吗 -是啊 - Hard to gauge? - Yeah.
我们一起看一下呗 Let's have a look.
回放 我们可以评价一下你的表现 Redo, we can appraise the appraisal.
是啊 不错 Yeah, great.
放出来 我们可以给你打分 来吧 Throw it up there and we can grade you. Come on.
会很有意思的 我们可以 It could be fun, we could, um
- 投票 保罗 -什么事 - vote. Paul? - Yeah.
我在招聘部门工作 我可以帮你 I work in recruitment, so it might be quite useful for you.
好吧 行啊 Right, OK.
利亚姆要回放他的评估 我们可以给他打分 Liam's redoing his appraisal so we can give him marks.
- 提意见 -提供指标什么的 - Notes. - Pointers, you know.
- 我想利亚姆可能 -是啊 你们知道吗 - I think Liam would probably... - Yes, do you know what
各位 不要吧 说真的 这样不好 Guys, no, come on, seriously, that's not cool,
我是说利亚姆显然会尴尬 I mean Liam's obviously uncomfortable,
就算了吧 好吗 So let's just drop it, yeah?
大家都开开心心的 Have a cool time.
吃饭了 Time to eat.
饭做好啦 Oh, it's ready.
非常感谢你今晚邀请我们 Thank you so much for inviting us this evening.
实在是太久了 It's been too long, too long.
菲 Fi. Um...
我之前没见过他吧 是叫乔纳斯是吗 I haven't met him before, have I? Jonas, is it?
他是我的老朋友之一了 我应该跟你说过 He's one of the old crowd. I think I said.
- 你还好吗 -好啊 - You OK? - Yeah, yeah.
你要是不在状态 我们可以走的 You know if you're not in the mood, we can go.
不会 我很好 No, no, I'm fine.
确定吗 Sure?
嗨 Hey.
第一章 完
第二章
我买了很多 足够大家分享 Yeah. I brought enough for others to share.
我分手之后总在做饭 I've, er, been cooking a lot since the break-up.
乔纳斯的分手很惨烈 Jonas has had a tough one.
很糟吗 Was it bad?
是啊 Er, yeah.
是啊 我们已经在筹备婚礼 Yeah, erm, we were in the middle of planning all.
我忽然意识到感情越浅 And I suddenly realised that the less the relationship means
婚礼就越奢侈 明白吗 the more you spend on the wedding, you know.
你就会开始纠结于那些最细枝末节的地方 You actually start obsessing over the tiniest little details,
像是请柬用纸的厚度之类的 like the thickness of the wedding invitation paper.
因为你们总得有点他妈的话说 Because, I mean, God knows you need something to fucking talk about.
各位 这位是海伦 So, everybody, this is Helen.
海伦 这是乔纳斯 Helen, Jonas.
还有大伙 and everyone.
自便吧 Help yourself.
乔纳斯正在讲为什么谈恋爱是扯淡 Jonas was just explaining why relationships are a sham.
是吗 太糟了 Are they? Shit.
谈恋爱就像是去剧院 They're like going to the theatre, OK?
你付了一大笔钱 You pay loads to go
其实你根本就是浪费了整个晚上 and ultimately you are wasting your entire night,
所以如果有人问你 你们开心吗 So, when someone asks you, 'Did you have a good time?',
你们俩都会说 是啊是啊 很不错 You both say, yeah. Yeah, it was great.
而且票越贵 时间越长 The problem is the more that you pay and the longer it goes on,
你就更得说 是啊 我们很喜欢 The more you're, oh, yeah, we loved it, you know,
我们巴不得绑定在一起 永远不和别人上床 We love being together and never fucking anyone else
并且永远只对一个人 and only just having one other person
分享我们真实的想法 to share our real thoughts with for our entire lives.
没错 这样棒极了 Yeah, it's great.
你爱过她吗 Would you say you loved her, though?
我就是觉得 我们俩相互很来电 I just think we just really fancied each other.
就是这样 你也知道刚开始都是什么样的 And that was what it was. You know what it's like early on.
我们就 我也说不好 You know, we were just, I don't know,
像是工具房里面的两个工具 we were just two tools in the tool shed
契合得太他妈好了 that just fit together really fucking well.
但是 到了最后 我会说 I mean, still, by the end, I'd be like,
上楼去吧 亲爱的 你先上去 go on, honey, you go up,
我再多看一会新闻 I'm just going to watch a little bit more of the news.
然后我就开始看回放 And I'd find myself, you know, watching redos of, like,
那些恋爱刚开始时的种种激情 hot times in earlier relationships.
淡定 Easy.
我是说 楼上就有个美女 I'm just saying, there's a beautiful woman upstairs,
等着和我上床 you know, waiting to have sex with me.
现在就有吗 What, right now?
她就在楼上 等着和我上床 She's upstairs, you know, waiting to have sex with me.
我却坐在楼下看回放 And I'm sat downstairs watching redos of, like,
看自己和之前勾搭的姑娘激情 some hot times with some hot girl that I just picked up in some place.
然后撸上一管 我是说 真的吗 And I'm fucking pulling myself off. I mean, seriously?
得了吧 Oh, come on...
各位 别装了 Come on, guys.
我们都会时不时的看看记忆粒回放 I mean, we all scroll through the Grain rifling
看看那些最爽的时刻幻想 对吧 through our greatest hits for a little bit of filth now and then, surely?
我不会 Not me.
海伦没有记忆粒 Helen doesn't have a Grain.
不会吧 No shit.
是政治原因吗 Was that a political thing?
我大概一年前被挖了 No, no, I was gouged about 12 months ago.
天啊 疼吗 Jesus, was that painful?
痛不欲生 Total agony.
但好在我也没记那么清楚 But on the plus of that,I don't remember it that clearly.
这有一道疤 There's a scar on here.
能让我 Yeah, can I, er...
手感其实还不错呢 Yeah, that feels quite nice.
显然也没有脑损伤 Yeah, no brain damage, clearly.
我视力也没有下降 所以 Well, my sight held on fine, so...
那么是谁拿走的呢 So, who took it then?
有人订就有人偷 他们是这么说的 Stolen to order, as far as they could tell,
可能是哪个中国的变态富翁吧 probably to some millionaire Chinese perve.
- 真的 -是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
真有这种事吗 Is that for real?
是啊 而且都没有加密 所以 Yeah, and none of it was encrypted, so
这么说他们全看见了 So, they saw the lot.
重点是 我被挖以后 The thing is, after I was gouged
过了几天没有记忆粒的日子 I didn't have one for a few days,
发现还挺享受的 and then just kind of, liked it.
不错 真了不起 It's cool. That's cool.
因为大多数人... I mean, because more people are...
现在不种记忆粒也是件大事了吧 I mean, it's a big thing now, right? Like, going Grainless?
我想大多数妓女估计会这么干 I believe it's huge with hookers.
别见怪啊 I mean, no offence.
没事 我不介意 其实 No, no, it's OK. Sure, I, well,
我其实很单调的 一次就一个男人 I'm pretty boring. One man at a time.
专一的滥情者 Serial monogamist.
我就是个专一的滥情者 I'm a serial monogamist.
此时此刻我就一心一意嚼玉米片 I'm staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.
我觉得选择不种记忆粒 挺有意思的 Well, I think it's an interesting choice, going Grainless.
非常勇敢 It's a brave choice.
抱歉 但我... I'm sorry, but I...
我不能没有它 I couldn't do it.
咱们来回顾弗莱瑟路的疯狂时光吧 OK, I was going to play some redos from the Fraser Road days.
昨晚的内容 压抑但过瘾 Stuff from last night, depressing and fun.
人脑的原始记忆有一半都是垃圾 You know half the organic memories you have are junk.
根本不靠谱 Just not trustworthy.
柯琳从事记忆粒开发 Collen works in Grain development.
只要使用催眠引导词 With half the population you can implant false memories
就能给半数的人植入错误记忆 just by asking leading questions in therapy.
他们会相信 自己曾 You can make people remember
在从未去过的商场里迷路 getting lost in shopping malls they never visited,
为根本不存在的恋童癖保姆烦恼 getting bothered by paedophile babysitters they never had.
不过我现在快乐多了 I'm just happier now.
太好了 利亚姆 真的太好了 OK, great, Liam, this has been, this has been really great, erm
真的很想期待再次见到你 We really hope to look forward to seeing you again.
他说还会再见面 这很好啊 He looks forward to seeing you again, that's good.
"想"期待再见面 HOPES to look forward.
真的很想期待再次见到你 We really hope to look forward to seeing you again.
- 太假了 -谢谢 - It's phoney. - Thanks for coming.
等等 暂停一下 Hang on. Pause it.
倒回去 Now back up.
把那里放大 Zoom in there.
看 他都打勾了 Come on, that's a tick.
也可能是V或L That could be a V or an I.
是勾 It's a tick.
万字符(卐) 纳粹党标志
或者是想画万字符 Or the start of the swastika.
很可能在画万字符 那帮混蛋干得出来 It's probably the start of the swastika, they were such pricks.
- 和老朋友玩得开心吗 -开心 - Did you have fun with the old gang? - Yeah.
你跟那个乔纳斯很熟吗 D'you speak to that Jonas much?
没有啊 不算熟 No, no, not really.
他有点脑残吧 蠢货一个 He's a bit of a knob, ain't he? Bit of a dick?
那个乔纳斯 Jonas.
一个劲地炫耀自己的破感情观 Pulling himself off to his own relationship theories.
大伙肯定都烦死了 乔纳斯 使劲炫耀 Oh, it must be such a drag, Jonas, putting it about.
还在一群白痴面前为我辩护 And when he protected me from those arseholes,
大家别这样 "Hey, come on, guys,
回放人家的评估真的不太好 it's really not cool to redo another man's appraisals, dudes."
那你干吗请他做客 Then why invite him over?
我喜欢他 I like him.
是你想让我邀请他 You wanted me to invite him.
我什么也没说 I didn't say anything.
他说什么你都配合着傻笑 You were laughing at everything he said.
是你请他来的 You invited him.
我明显不是真希望他来 It was obvious I didn't want him to come.
好早啊 今天结束得有点早呢 Wow, it's early. It's early to call it a night.
想不想找个酒吧喝一杯 Do you fancy a quick one down the pub?
我们得回去了 Oh, we've got to get back,
免得乔迪被变态保姆侵犯了 rescue Jody from the paedophile babysitter.
不过乔纳斯 去我们家坐坐如何 But Jonas why don't you come back to ours,
一起喝杯睡前酒 for a nightcap if you want?
看到没 See?
我明显不希望他答应 It was obvious I didn't want him to come.
他就一傻逼 我那是对他客气 I was being polite to a moron.
真不想请他 还怕没法子吗 If you really don't want him to come, you can get rid of him.
现在几点了 Well, actually, what time is it?
十二点 It's midnight.
妈的 这么晚了 时间不等人啊 Shit, it's quite late. Time's gone on.
是啊 那我就待15分钟吧 Yeah, time does that. 15 minutes?
但保姆还在家 所以... But we've got the babysitter inside, so...
是刚刚得知的吗 So, is that new info?
不是 只是我们以为... 是吧 菲 No, it's just that we, I mean, we thought, right, Fi?
我明白了 OK, no, I get it.
别误会 只是... 我们都累了 No, it's just that, actually, it turns out we're tired.
之前忘了保姆的事 现在想起来了... And I guess we forgot, but now we've remembered, so...
- 抱歉 -没事 真的 - Sorry. - No, it's fine, really.
对不起 I'm sorry.
没关系 不用在意 Oh, it's cool, no worries.
我还有个备用计划 所以... I've got a back-up plan, so...
那太好了 我们支持备用计划 Oh, cool, well, we vote the back-up.
我会执行的 Yeah, I will do.
再见 菲 Er, see you later, Fi.
很高兴认识你 兄弟 It was good to meet you, man.
- 今天很愉快 -非常愉快 非常愉快 - Nice one. - Brilliant. Brilliant.
好啦 OK, cool.
幸会了 老兄 Good to meet you, man.
吉娜 出租车要40分钟才能到 Listen, Gina, it's a 40-minute wait for a cab,
如果你愿意 可以在我的工作室睡 But if you want, I have the bed made up in my office.
行啊 谢谢 菲 Er... OK, thanks, Fi.
那儿的东西你尽管用 比如T恤什么的 Hey, there's just, you know, use anything. There's T-shirts and...
好的 谢谢 不用送了 Alright. Yeah, thanks. I'll show myself out.
- 行 晚安 -两位晚安 - All right, night. - Night, guys.
晚安 吉娜 Night, Gina.
谢谢 Thank you.
拜拜 Bye-bye. OK.
妈咪爱你 Love you, love you.
他在你的朋友圈里是核心人物吗 Was he a big part of the gang?
- 谁 -乔纳斯 - Who? - Jonas.
我也说不准 怎么了 I don't know, yeah?
我猜猜看啊 他是不是总是 Let me guess, he'd spent his time
混在脂粉堆里 到处献殷勤 oozing round the girls, offering backrubs.
也不能这么说 Not really.
到处找愿意被插的姑娘 Circling for an orifice.
- 他一直这么轻浮还是... -行了 - Was he always that oily or... - OK, look.
怎么了 What?
其实也没什么 不过... It's nothing, but...
你可能也察觉气氛有些微妙 You may have noticed bit of an atmosphere because
多年以前 我和乔纳斯有过一段 me and Jonas, years ago, had a bit of a thing.
你居然跟那个流氓有一段 You had a thing with oily dude man?
也不是很认真的 It was just a little thing
再说当时我还不认识你... and I didn't even know you back then, so...
你跟那个流氓睡过 真是天大的笑话 You slept with oily dude man? That's hilarious.
谁都有不堪的过去 你怎么不说你和杰玛 We've all got our skeletons, how about you and Gemma?
杰玛的事我都跟你说了 What, I told you about Gemma.
杰玛就是个疯子 Gemma was a nutcase
但乔纳斯的事你却只字未提 But you never mentioned Jonas.
怎么没有 我说过我在马拉喀什有过一段 I did,I told you I hooked up with someone in Marrakech.
- 乔纳斯就是马拉喀什先生 -一段孽缘 - Jonas is Mr Marrakech? - It was a stupid thing
我心目中的马拉喀什先生可是风流倜傥 I thought Mr Marrakech was some sort of super cool
- 才不是他那样 -陈年往事了... - Not him. - It was years ago and
你觉得尴尬吗 这事挺尴尬的 Are you embarrassed by that? Cos it's embarrassing.
我不该这么问 不过你真不觉得尴尬吗 I'm sorry,but,Christ, are you not embarrassed?
都说了是陈年往事 It was years ago.
- 可你们好了一个月 -我是这样说的 - But you dated him for a month? - That's what I said.
你之前说和马拉喀什先生只好了一周 Cos when you told me about Mr Marrakech, it was a week.
我没说过 No, I didn't.
- 该你了 -我现在不想看我们的初夜 - What about you? - I don't want to see our first time right now.
嘘 你就要说话了 Shh, you're about to talk.
离开之后我和一个在马拉喀什认识的家伙 I went away and had a little thing that did my head in for a while with this,
有过一段 sort of this,
让我印象蛮深的露水情缘 srt of, headfuck that I met in Marrakech.
- 马拉喀什先生 -对啊 - Mr Marrakech? - Yeah.
我仿佛看到一个大烟斗和一个大鸡鸡 I'm imagining a chillum and a big knob.
哪儿呀 倒有点像睡鼠 No, it was like dormouse.
你陷得很深 也伤得不浅吧 Big deal, big heart-breaker?
没有啊 就一周罢了 No, it was just a week.
莫名其妙的一周 It was a weird week.
莫名其妙的一周还是一个月 So,a weird week or a month?
重点是 我没投入太多感情 The point is, it wasn't a big deal.
至少让你印象深刻 Well, it was big enough to do your head in.
乔纳斯 马拉喀什的睡鼠屌大王 Jonas, King Dormouse-Dick of Marrakech
让你印象深刻 did your head in.
那本是个美好的夜晚 不再是了 That was a nice night, used to be.
你还没完没了了 You're getting obsessed.
我没有 I'm not.
上次丹的事也是这样 我不想重蹈覆辙 We had all this with Dan, I don't want you going like that again.
他贼眉鼠眼 让人发毛 还总... He had little creepy beady eyes and he was always
怎样 表现得对我很上心吗 What? Acting like he was interested?
这么跟你说吧 搞不好他是真的喜欢我 And you know what, I think he probably did fancy me
而且他其实还不赖 and actually he wasn't completely hideous,
或许来生再续前缘吧 这辈子是没戏了 so in another life I don't know, but nothing happened.
再说乔纳斯 And Jonas.
他只是个过客 怎么了 别那么操蛋行吗 He's an old fling. So what? Don't go all fucked up.
- 我操蛋是吗 -我是说... - What, I'm fucked up, am I? - No, I mean, just...
没事 说得好 有时候你就是个婊子 No, no, no, that's brilliant, sometimes you're a bitch.
我不是那个意思 I didn't mean that.
你就是个婊子 You're a bitch.
我希望你把这段删了 I'd like you to erase that.
你就是个婊子 You're a bitch.
还有个"有时候" Also, sometimes.
你不能只把"有时候"删了啊 You can't just edit off the word, sometimes.
抱歉 菲 我知道我时常神经过敏 I'm sorry, Fi, I know I go a bit weird and wonky sometimes.
- 你知道吗 我爱你 -我知道 - I love you, you know? - I know.
两个工具 契合得太他妈好了 In a toolshed that just fit together really fucking well,
但是 到了最后 我会说 I mean, still, by the end, I'd be like,
上楼去吧 亲爱的 你先上去 go on, honey, you go up
我再多看会儿新闻 I'm just going to catch a little bit more of the news,
然后我就开始看回放 And then I'd find myself, you know, watching redos of hot times
那些恋爱刚开始时的种种激情 in earlier relationships.
我是说 楼上就有个美女等着和我上床 I've got a beautiful woman upstairs waiting to have sex with me.
然后我就开始看回放 And I'd find myself, you know, watching redos of hot times
那些恋爱刚开始时的种种激情 in earlier relationships.
淡定 Easy.
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第三章
启动读唇识别模式 Lip read reconstruction enabled.
- 很高兴见到你 -我也很高兴见到你 - Hey, it's good to see you. - Good to see you, too.
听说你要来我还挺紧张的 I was nervous when I heard you were going to be here.
怪怪的 是吧 It's weird, isn't it?
- 早啊 -吉娜 过来 - Morning. - Gina, over here.
过来一下 我想听听你的意见 Come here a second. I just want your opinion.
就当玩个无聊的游戏 It's just a silly game.
坐吧 问你个问题 Sit down. Answer this.
我就是个专一的滥情者 I'm a serial monogamist.
此时此刻我就一心一意嚼玉米片 I'm staying faithful to my corn flakes right now.
那 你觉得好笑吗 Now, is that funny?
没必要曲意奉迎 这男的是个混蛋 There's no need to be nice, the man's a prick.
在你看来 那句话好笑吗 Is that funny, in your opinion?
我就是个专一的滥情者 I'm a serial monogamist.
此时此刻我就一心一意嚼玉米片 I'm staying faithful to my corn flakes right now.
- 不好笑 -不好笑吧 - No? - No?
我不知道 I don't know.
你知道的 You do.
早上好 Morning.
看什么呢 What's this?
我只是让吉娜给点意见 I'm just getting Gina's opinion on something.
我就是个专一的滥情者 I'm a serial monogamist.
此时此刻我就一心一意嚼玉米片 I'm staying faithful to my corn flakes right now.
我就是奇了怪了 你在笑什么 I was just wondering because you found it funny,
这显然不好笑 but clearly it isn't,
吉娜也觉得不好笑 And Gina agrees.
别把我扯进来呀 I don't really want to get involved.
- 我帮你叫车吧 -我爸来接我了 - Let me get you a cab. - My dad's on his way.
就再回答一个问题 Just one other thing.
我们都想请他到家里来 We both want him to come back,
但谁更想让他来呢 but who wants him to come back more?
你说说 In your opinon.
凭你的第一感觉 谁更想让他来 off the top of your head, who wants him to come back more?
好了 再见 OK, well, bye.
再见 Yeah, bye.
好早啊 今天结束得有点早呢 Wow, it's early. It's early to call it a night.
想不想找个酒吧喝一杯 Fancy a quick one down the pub?
我们得回去了 Got to get back,
免得乔迪被变态保姆侵犯了 rescue Jody from the paedophile baby-sitter.
这只是... 开个玩笑 That's just a... That's a joke.
抱歉 Sorry.
不过乔纳斯 去我们家坐坐如何 Jonas, why don't you come back to ours
一起喝杯睡前酒 for a nightcap, if you want?
好啊 Yeah.
无视那个笑话 谁更想让他来 Now, ignore the joke. Who's more keen for him to come back?
我不知道 I don't know.
你知道的 吉娜 You do know, Gina.
- 抱歉 他酒还没醒呢 -没关系 - I'm so sorry, he's really hungover. - That's OK.
此时此刻我就一心一意嚼玉米片 I'm staying faithful to my corn flakes right now.
平心而论 这实在是毫无笑点 That is just objectively not funny.
谁都会说 这不好笑 Anyone would say, that's not funny.
太他妈丢人现眼了 That was fucking embarrassing.
你还想搞什么名堂 适可而止吧 Whatever you're queuing up, stop it.
请坐 来 Sit down, please.
看到了吗 You see that?
- 你认识杰夫吗 -是的 - You know Jeff? - Yes.
你不会忘记杰夫的 他应该给你看过 Yeah, you remember me and Jeff, because he would have shown you,
他冰箱边角的记忆回放 I don't know, are-do of the side of his fridge, something like that.
- 找找不同 -你喝多了 - Spot the difference. - You're drunk.
我就是不同 他是天下第一好男人 I'm the difference. He's the greatest guy in the world
我一出现 你就沉默了 And then I arrived and you clam.
看仔细点 For clarity.
我们只是在聊天 We're just talking.
但这之后 你就变得很不自然 But moments later, you're so stiff.
他冰箱边角的记忆回放 之类的东西 I don't know, a redo of the side of his fridge, something like that.
在他身旁你连站都站不自在 You don't know how to stand around him.
你东张西望 表情变化万千 Your gauges are all over the place, hot and cold.
- 这蠢到家了 -瞒不住的 总有马脚 - This is just stupid. - You can't hide it. Not completely.
瞧瞧你看他的眼神 See how you look at him.
感情越浅 The less the relationship means,
婚礼就越奢侈 the more you spend on the wedding.
你就会开始纠结于那些最细枝末节的地方 Really, you start obsessing about these tiny little details
像是请柬用纸的厚度之类的 like the thickness of the wedding invitation paper.
再瞅瞅你看我的眼神 Now, how you look at me.
我觉得选择不种记忆粒 挺有意思的 I think it's an interesting choice, going grainless.
- 非常勇敢 -抱歉 但我... - It's a brave choice. - I'm sorry, but...
告诉我你看我眼神和看他的一样温柔 Tell me you look at me nice like you look at him.
你开不了口 You can't.
我现在看你的眼神呢 利亚姆 And how am I looking at you now, Liam?
- 你和他一起多久了 -这有关系吗 - How long did you go out with him for? - Does it matter?
人脑的原始记忆有一半都是垃圾 You know, half the organic memories you have are junk.
- 根本不靠谱 -追溯到细节的时候 - Just not trustworthy. - When it comes to little things.
大事也如此 And big ones.
那是在马拉喀什吗 Is that Marrakech?
看起来像是马拉喀什吗 Does that look like Marrakech?
不 不是马拉喀什 No. It's not Marrakech.
你到底和他在一起多久了 So, how long did you go out with him for?
好吧 大约六个月 All right, about six months.
既不是一周也不是一个月 而是六个月 So not a week or a month. Six months.
真是永不消逝的浪漫 The ever-inflating romance.
说不定你现在还跟他在一起呢 You're probably still going out with him.
为什么我要被你审问 Why am I on trial here?
- 你们最近怎么样 -我和他没关系了 - What's been going on? - Nothing has been going on.
那就是... 上帝 你明知故问 It was... Christ, you know
每当你和一个人好上之后 how it is when you first get with someone
前男友们就会忽然冒出来 and then previous boyfriends come up.
他也算男朋友 他就是莫名其妙的一周 He was never a boyfriend, he was always a weird week.
我一笔带过地混过去了 那是... I downplayed it. I fudged it, it was...
你撒谎 You lied.
没将事实全盘托出并不是说谎 利亚姆 Not everything that isn't true is a lie, Liam.
- 什么 -好吧 行了 - Hello? - Yeah, all right.
他不只是我的露水情缘 He was a bigger thing than I made out and,
没错 他算是个混帐 yeah, he's sort of a dick.
算是 他简直就... Sort of? He's a massive...
我当时喜欢他来着 I liked him then.
可现在不像过去那样喜欢他了 And I don't like him, not like that, not now.
我们直接说明白吧 他和你上了床 So, just to get this clear. He fucks you,
在他的艳情集里又添了一段 gets footage for his redo wank file,
- 可你还同他很亲密 -这太可悲了 - but you're still pally. - This is sad.
- 因为他曾... -这实在太可悲了 - Cos if he was... - This is just sad.
他很可能就坐在那儿 He probably sits there
在他的羊绒毯上打飞机呢 and tosses himself off all over his cashmere blanket.
那都是陈年往事了 It was years ago.
对他来说可不是 Not for him.
我就开始看回放 I'd find myself watching redos
那些恋爱刚开始时的种种激情 of really hot times early in relationships.
淡定 Easy.
清醒点 吐一吐也好啊 Sober up. Make yourself puke.
怎么样都行 我想清楚这件事 Whatever, I don't care. Just sort this out.
靠 Fuck.
我就开始看回放 I'd find myself watching redos of really hot times
那些恋爱刚开始时的种种激情 early in relationships.
淡定 Easy.
我却坐在楼下看回放 And I'm downstairs watching some redo of some night
看自己和别人的激情一夜 I've picked up somebody else and...
是啊 干得好 杰夫 Yeah, nice, Jeff.
她就在楼上 等着和我上床 She's upstairs waiting to have sex with me
我却坐在楼下看回放 And I'm downstairs watching some redo of some night
看自己和别人的激情一夜 I've picked up somebody else.
淡定 Easy.
然后撸上一管 我是说 And I'm fucking pulling myself off.I'm just saying.
绿色警告 Green warning.
记忆粒助手建议 您当前的身体状况 Grain assistant suggests you may not be in a suitable
不适合进行接下来的活动 physical condition for the activity you appear to be engaged in.
若执意进行 您将自负风险 To override, continue at your own risk.
所有人寿和个人意外险是... All health and personal accident insurance is...
谢谢 Thank you.
- 哪位 -利亚姆 - Who's that? - It's Liam.
昨晚见过的利亚姆 Liam from last night.
利亚姆 菲和你在一起吗 Liam. Is Fi with you?
她不在 She's not, no.
抱歉 利亚姆 你有什么事吗 Sorry, Liam, mate, is there something that you want?
就是想进去和你聊聊 能开个门吗 I just want to come in and talk to you. Can you open the gate?
没问题 我给你开门 Yeah, sure. I'll let you in.
很好 很好 Nice one, nice one.
有何贵干 What do you want?
我就是想进去坐会儿 老兄 I just want to come in for a bit, dude.
那看起来挺贵的 贵不贵 That looks expensive. Is that expensive?
等等 利亚姆 现在还早 老弟 Look, Liam, it's morning, mate.
见鬼 利亚姆 Fucking hell. Liam.
乔纳斯 这地方可真棒 Jonas, this is a nice place.
说真的 你就这么闯进来可不太好 Seriously, man, it's not cool you just walking in like this.
老实说 有点奇怪 To be honest with you, it's a little bit weird.
那是马拉喀什式台灯吗 Is that a Marrakechian lamp?
利亚姆 要我打个电话给菲吗 Liam, do I have to call Fi?
你们俩吵架了吗 Did you guys have a row or something like that?
- 坐下 -不 就这样挺好 - Sit down. - No, I'm all right.
来坐下 又不是陷阱 就是张椅子 Go on, sit down. It's not a bear trap, it's a chair.
你想让我用这个砸你那该死的头吗 Do you want me to bounce this off your fucking head?
我开玩笑呢 乔纳斯 I'm joking, Jonas.
该死 我还以为你是个很淡定的家伙 Bloody hell,I thought you were supposed to be cool, man.
还以为你很聪明呢 I thought you were meant to be fucking brilliant.
怎么了 What's going on?
对了 图像 Yeah, figures.
剪贴簿里新添了些好东西吗 Get some good stuff for the scrapbook?
我觉得你该走了 I think you should go.
我可以怪你 可我不怪你 I don't blame you. I would have.
话说我们一起看看吧 Tell you what, let's have a look.
打开啊 放到屏幕上来 别害羞 Go on, chuck it on the screen, don't be shy.
来啊 Come on.
我还是在开玩笑 乔纳斯 I'm fucking joking again, Jonas.
我的天啊 你需要来一点幽默感 For goodness' sake, you need to grow a sense of humour.
他是不是有点神经质 He's uptight, isn't he?
够了 利亚姆 OK, Liam.
- 这屋子很可爱 -谢谢 - It's a lovely room, this. - Thank you.
你是不是就在这儿想着我老婆打飞机的 Is this where you masturbate to images of my wife?
还是在那个房间 Or do you do it in that room?
够了 利亚姆 我希望你离开 OK, Liam, I want you to leave now.
你是不是有时候从这儿一直打到那儿 Do you sometimes start in here and then finish in there?
你可以畅快享受生活 是不是 The world's pretty much your oyster, isn't it?
我希望你离开 I want you to leave.
真遗憾 Well, that's a pity.
走吧 伙计 Come on, mate.
行了 你想干吗 All right, now, what are you doing?
别动手 行了吧 Don't do that. Come on now.
- 你干吗 -你想干吗 - What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- 天哪 出去 -起来 乔纳斯 快 - Jesus. Get out. - Stand up, Jonas, come on.
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第四章
有何贵干 What do you want?
别动手 Don't do that.
- 来啊 -你干吗 - Come on now. - What are you doing?
- 你想干吗 -天啊 - What are you doing? - Jesus.
- 出去 该死的混蛋 -你听着 - Get out, you fucking prick. - Tell you what...
住手 Stop it.
你照我说的做 I tell you what you're going to do.
明白吗 Yeah?
把关于菲安妮的所有片段找出来 You're going to get every bit of Fion you've got in there
全部选中然后删掉 and you're going to select it all and you're going to wipe it.
你好 警局吗 Hello, police,
我在一起严重伤人案现场 位于第五 I'm witnessing a serious assault at five...
- 删掉 -滚开 - Wipe it. - Fuck off.
我没有大脑芯片 没法给你们看 I don't have a brain chip to show you.
我没装记忆粒 I don't have a grain.
- 要么把它们删掉 -喂 喂 - Either you wipe it - hello? Hello?
否则我现在就亲手把你挖了 or I will fucking gouge you myself.
好吧 OK.
按他说的做 Just do what he says.
别在你眼睛里删 放那儿 Not on your eye, in there.
放在那上面 On there.
他不是照做了吗 He's doing it.
好了 全部删除 全部 Now, delete it all. The lot.
否则我就敲开你脑壳 割开你的脖子 Or I will crack your skull and I will gouge your fucking neck.
在删了 I'm doing it.
离我家远一点儿 Stay away from my house.
好了 全部删除 全部 Now, delete it all. The lot.
否则我就敲开你脑壳 割开你的脖子 Or I will crack your skull and I will gouge your fucking neck.
在删了 I'm doing it.
利亚姆 Liam?
你去哪儿了 Where did you go?
出什么事了 What happened?
- 利亚姆 怎么了 -你们用避孕套没有 - Liam, what happened? - Did you use a condom or not?
快说 Just say.
利亚姆 不管你怎么想 Liam, whatever you think...
乔迪是我女儿吗 Am I Jodie's father?
利亚姆 Liam?
- 是不是 -当然是 - Am I? - Yes, of course.
- 你确定吗 -是的 - You sure about that? - Yes.
很好 That's nice.
你向来喜欢那幅画 对吧 You always liked that picture, didn't you?
所以我才买了送你 It's why I bought it for you.
我从没喜欢过 不过是故作高深的垃圾 I never liked it. Thought it was pretentious shit.
照我说的做 明白吗 I'll tell you what you're going to do. Yeah?
把关于菲安妮的所有片段找出来 You're going to get every bit of Fion...
天哪 你做了什么 Christ, what have you done?
全部选中 Select it all...
好戏还在后头 We're getting to the good bit.
你好 警局吗 我在一起严重伤人案现场 Hello, police, I'm witnessing a serious assault at...
好了 全部删除 全部 Now, delete it all. The lot.
否则我就敲开你脑壳 割开你的脖子 Or I will crack your skull and I will gouge your fucking neck.
十八个月
十八个月前 在这个房间里 18 months ago in this room.
你知道 当你怀疑一件事 You know when you suspect something,
结果证明确有其事 总是好的 it's always better when it turns out to be true.
感觉就像一颗蛀了很久的牙 It's like I've had a bad tooth for years
最后终于被我找准了 and I'm just finally getting my tongue in there
我要把所有的烂肉都剔出来 and I'm digging out all the rotten shit.
事情不像看起来那样 That's not what it looks like.
乔纳斯是来给你讲故事的吗 Did Jonas come round to read you a story?
- 不是 只是 -关于上床的故事吧 - No, it was... - A story about fucking?
只是 It was...
丹那件事以后 你离家出走了 When all the Dan stuff was going on and you'd walked out.
- 十分钟的事儿 -有五天 利亚姆 - For like ten minutes. - For five days, Liam.
没有电话 什么都没有 No call, no nothing.
所以过了四天你就和他上床了 苦了你了 So you fucked him after four days? That's heroic.
三天都很了不起了 竟然过了四天 I mean, three days, that's admirable, but four days?
你肯定都快憋死吧 I mean, you must have been gagging.
我当时太难过了 I was so upset.
我们出去喝酒 我喝醉了 We went for a drink, I got drunk.
本不该发生这种事儿的 It shouldn't have happened.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
除了抱歉 我无话可说 I'm so sorry, I can't say anything else.
我爱你 I love you.
- 你们用了避孕套没有 -用了 - Did you use a condom? - Yes.
家里没有 我们那时正准备要孩子 Cos we didn't have any here. We were trying.
他有几个 He had some.
- 在他口袋里吗 -在他车里 - In his pocket? - In his car.
是他自己的主意 还是你让他戴的 Was it his decision, or did you make him wear one?
我让他戴的 I made him.
- 你看见他戴了吗 -是的 - And you saw him put it on? - Yes.
那就放给我看 Show me, then.
放那上面给我看 Show me on there.
我要看 菲 I need to see it, Fi.
已经删了 I deleted it.
我希望这事儿过去 把整段都删了 I wanted it to go away, I wiped the whole thing.
- 是吗 -是的 - Did you? - Yeah.
那你的时间轴上就有一段空白了 So there's just a blank gap in your timeline?
是的 Yeah.
那就把那段空白给我看 Show me that, then.
那好吧 我得找找 Yeah, OK. I have to find it.
不行 现在不能删 No. No deleting it, not now.
不行 No, no.
还在 是不是 It's still on there, is it?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
- 你必须放给我看 菲 -为什么 - You have to show it to me, Fi. - Why?
我就是要看 Cos I want to see it.
我爱你 I love you.
- 给我看 -不行 - Show it to me. - No.
- 放给我看 -不 - Show it to me. - No.
给我看 我要看 我看看他什么德性 Show it to me. I want to see. I want to see what he looks like.
我都认不出我自己了 看看你做的好事 This isn't me. Look what you're doing to me.
菲 我要看 求你了 Fi, I need to see it. Please.
我要看 菲 I need to see it, Fi.
- 快点 -抱歉 - Hurry up. - Sorry.
- 我爱你 -我知道 - I love you. - I know you do.
你好啊 小臭臭 Hello, stinky.
- 褐色还是绿色 -绿色吧 - Brown or green? - Green?