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黑镜

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一千五百万里程

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翻译：原子蛋 木月 痒痒 Allen0314 小如 天朝直属

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时间轴：Ans 校对：十九罗汉

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后期：zzzyusa 总监：十九罗汉

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魅影宝贝

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魅影宝贝最新消息 辣妹也有失意时
New from Wraith Babes, the hottest girls in nasty situations.

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继续观看

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直接跳过将扣除里程
是否继续收看

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最高人气

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打吃货

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闹翻天

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一起闹翻天吧
Let's play Botherguts!

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最高人气

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骑行之路

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骑行之路

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来啊
Come on!

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三 二 一
Three, two, one!

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开始
Go!

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丢她个面包
Chuck her a bun!

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不饿吗 真是第一次呢
Not hungry? That's a first?

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来啊
Come on!

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疼吧
That'd hurt!

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太好玩了
Brilliant!

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笑死了

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贾斯汀喜欢闹翻天

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太他妈好玩了
Fucking brilliant, that!

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那玩意有时会这样 稍等
That one does that sometimes. Hang on.

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这儿有个小按钮
There's a little knob in here somewhere.

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差不多算是这里唯一的真东西了
Almost the only real thing in there,

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虽然也是从培养皿里长出来的
and even that's grown in a Petri dish.

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谢了
Thank you.

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我靠
For Christ's sake!

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真是扫兴 你个肥猪佬
Way to mood-kill, blubbernaut!

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你的影子很好看吗
Cheers for the reflection!

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老子前一秒还在享受
One minute I'm in slitsville,

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后一秒就看到你这猪脸瞪着我
the next there's a haunted pig gawping at me.

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还不如直接让我看战争场面
They may as well have cut to a war crime!

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你没扫干净
You missed a bit.

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猪佬
Pie ape!

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你瞧见了吧
You see that?

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真他妈一猪佬
Fucking pie ape!

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要不了多久他也会穿上那身香蕉皮了
He'll be in lemon and all before long!

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塞尔玛·泰尔丝
Selma Telse.

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豪伊·曼德勃罗
Howie Mandelbrot.

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玩具士兵
Toy Soldiers.

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每个人都在日间八套之一
Each headlines their own content on

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有以自己的名字命名的节目
one of your eight daylight streams.

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但他们在此处起步 与你一样
But they started here, like you.

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为了更光明的未来挥汗洒泪
Putting their back into giving back for a brighter now.

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他们跟你一样 履行义务
Each paying their dues like you,

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期望称为一个巨星
hoping to become a hot shot.

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这表现不是"很好"
That wasn't good...

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是"精妙绝伦"
That was beyond incredible!

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你决定着胜负 你掌控着他们的命运
You decide the victors, you control their fates,

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最高人气 由你决定
you make the call on Hot Shot.

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是否继续收看

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直接跳过将扣除里程
是否继续收看

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魅影宝贝最新消息
New from Wraith Babes,

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辣妹也有失意时
the hottest girls in the nastiest situations.

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视觉受阻

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一起欣赏吧
So let's view it.

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继续观看 继续观看
Resume viewing. Resume viewing.

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继续观看

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继续观看
Resume viewing.

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继续观看 继续观看
Resume viewing. Resume viewing.

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继续观看
Resume viewing.

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继续观看 继续观看
Resume viewing. Resume viewing.

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继续观看
Resume viewing.

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你能看个够
You are going to see it all.

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立即收看

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魅影宝贝特别版专题报道
Exclusively on Wraith Babes XL.

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你那只手 闲着也是闲着
Hey, what else were you planning to do with that hand?

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宝贝 来舔舔我啊
You lick my pussy, baby.

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我让你欲火焚身
I turn you on!

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你好 我是罗克西
Hi, I'm Roxy, hello.

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你好 我是艾薇
Hi, I'm Evie.

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没让他签到
Didn't let him sign in.

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叫他到22楼去报到
Told him to report to 22 down.

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早说了
Told ya!

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他的香蕉都累软了 懒鬼
He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck!

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你觉得怎么样
What do you think?

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有点过了
It's a bit much.

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是啊
Yeah.

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我的新生活好在哪里 从哪开始说呢
Best thing about my new lifestyle? Where do I start?

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我喜欢自己挑衣服 我喜欢金色
I love choosing my own clothes and I love gold.

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我觉得这个颜色能代表我的真性情
I feel like it really expresses who I really am

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我喜欢在外面到处看看
and I love looking over outside.

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有时真是美极了
It's so beautiful sometimes,

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我希望大家都能看到
I just wish that everyone could see it.

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这一身不错嘛
Nice outfit.

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跟你很搭
Suits you.

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实话总是很残忍 我猜 这就是实话
Well, honesty is ruthless so I suppose it's just honesty...

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残忍的实话
ruthless honesty.

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在烘手
Drying my hands.

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不错啊
Impressive.

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慢慢享受
Have fun...

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我是说 在
I mean, on the...

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你好 老顾客
Hey, regular user!

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魅影宝贝最新消息
New from Wraith Babes,

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辣妹也有失意时
the hottest girls in the nastiest situation.

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选择观看
Select view...

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笨蛋
Dick.

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第一章 完

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第二章

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纸屑 抱歉
Detritus. Sorry.

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塞尔玛·泰尔丝
Selma Telse.

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广告消音

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消音将扣除点数
是否消音

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拜托
Come on!

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等等 有窍门的
Wait. There's a knack to it.

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- 你会把手指弄掉的 -相信我
- You'll take your fingers off. - Trust me.

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真聪明
Smart.

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我叫宾·麦德森
Bing Madsen.

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宾汉姆的简称
Short for Bingham.

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艾比·康
Abi Khan.

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艾比·康的简称
Short for Abi Khan.

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你是新来的 以前没见过你
You're a new person. I've not seen you.

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我上周刚满21岁
I just went 21 last week.

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本想去艾尔谷找我姐姐 可惜...
I wanted to go to Airedale. My sister's there, but...

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不用说 那儿满员了
It's full, apparently.

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水果味很正 冒险也值了
Proper fruit. It was worth the risk.

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这里最有机的东西
The most natural thing in there's probably

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也可能出自培养皿
grown in a Petri dish.

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是啊
Yeah.

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不过味道不错
Quite good, though.

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是该吃得健康些
Yeah. That's the right way round.

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如果吃垃圾食品 就得骑车消耗掉
When you get the cheap lardy kind, you end up having to pedal it off.

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然后你会需要更多热量
Then you want more sugar.

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再加倍骑车消耗掉...
Then you're playing catch-up and I've...

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我受过这个罪 就是个恶性循环
I've been there. It's a vicious circle.

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下个CPT应用不就行了吗
Can't you just use that CPT app?

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那是什么
What's that?

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认知行为之类的
This cognitive behavioural thing.

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能通过催眠矫正不良认知
It realigns your thinking to pick healthy food.

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在睡梦中培养你偏好健康食品
Whispers you into it while you sleep.

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我回头下个试试
Yeah, I should try that, yeah.

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我喜欢你那天唱的歌
I liked your singing the other day.

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我只是想出点声 盖住尿尿的声音
I was trying to sing so no-one could hear me pee.

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跟塞尔玛没法比
I'm not Selma or anything.

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你的声音宛如天籁
You've got a phenomenal voice.

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我从没听过那么好听的...
It was the most beautiful song...

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你... 觉得我太夸张了吧
Y... You think I'm being cheesy?

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的确是夸张了
All right, I am being cheesy.

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但你的歌声真的很美
But it was beautiful, so, you know...

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有时候 真相就是美得夸张
Reality's cheesy sometimes.

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虽然不常碰见 但
Not often, admittedly, but...

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这就是
Now.

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算了...
Yeah...

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谢谢夸奖
Well, thank you.

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但我真的只是随便哼哼
It's just noises, though.

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哼出了调子而已
Noises in the right order.

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别谦虚 你真的很厉害
Don't downplay... you're good.

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是歌本身好听 经典老歌
The song's good. It's old.

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外婆教给妈妈 妈妈又传给了我
My mum used to sing it and she learnt it from her mum.

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就像件传家宝
A hand-me-down.

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有没有考虑过上最高人气
You thought of trying out for Hot Shot?

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我吗
Me?

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有什么问题吗
Why not?

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在希望评委面前唱歌
Singing in front of Judge Hope?

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那不是要我的命吗
I'd die!

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真的 估计到副歌部分我的魂都飞了
Seriously, I'd be halfway to the afterlife come the chorus.

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不会的 你会好好的
No, you'd walk it.

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首先 会好好的才怪
A, I wouldn't.

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其次 我的里程不够
And B... I don't have that clockage.

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光入场就要一千二百万
It's, what, 12 mil just to enter?

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那得骑多久的车 六个月吗
What kind of bike time is that? Six months?

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- 但... -我没有闲钱
- Yeah, but... - I'm hand to mouth.

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我知道很多人为了那个舞台省吃俭用
I know people save and stuff to get onto that stage

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- 还有塞尔玛那样的... -但...
- and then there's what Selma did. - Yeah, but...

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但是 我宁愿不要...
But you know, I'd rather not give myself...

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入场券我送你
Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.

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整整一千二百万 全部送给你
The full 12, I'll gift it.

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开什么玩笑
Don't be ridiculous!

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不是开玩笑 这是我多出来的
Seriously, I've got it spare.

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多出来一千二百万吗
You've got 12 mil spare?

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是我哥留给我的
My brother left it me.

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他是某个频道的股东吗
Own a channel, does he?

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不...
No, he...

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他过世了
He died.

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是... 去年过世的
He... He died last year,

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于是遗产转到了我名下
so it got transferred to me.

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刚好六个月多一点的里程 我都没用
Just over six months' worth, but I've kept it.

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为什么不留着自己花呢
Why don't you spend it on you, then?

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花在哪 给电子形象买新鞋吗
And buy what? Some new shoes for my doppel to wear?

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这个嘛 可以给系统升级
I don't know, upgrade your MOS...

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或者屏蔽一季的打吃货
Or get a Fattack season pass?

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买个新推出的墙壁伴侣吧
Buy one of those wall buddies.

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最新一代的能在门关上后和你谈心
The new ones that talk to you after shutting

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帮你解决难题
and solve your problems.

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还能像精神导师一样 引导你进入梦乡
They guide your dreams, like gurus.

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功能超强的
It's amazing, really, what they can do.

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00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:45,860
或者给镜子安个插件
A mirror plug-in?

195
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:48,500
看看我如果变成狼人是什么样 有意思吗
That shows me how I look as a werewolf? What's the point?

196
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:51,350
- 有时候是挺搞笑的 -这些都是虚的
- I know it can be quite funny. - It's all just stuff. It's...

197
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,480
都是虚的 徒有其表的
It's stuff, it's confetti, it's...

198
00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:00,030
而你的才能是实实在在的
You've got something real.

199
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:03,390
没有比这更值得我花钱的了
What better to spend it on?

200
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,990
你在洗手间听到我哼歌
You heard me singing in a toilet.

201
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,720
这样就真实了吗
Is that real?

202
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,610
比这一整年里的七七八八真实得多
More than anything that's happened all year.

203
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,530
我不能要别人那么多里程
I can't take that kind of clockage off someone.

204
00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:20,720
一千二百万 太多了
It's 12 mils, no way.

205
00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:22,720
满足我的愿望吧
Let me do this.

206
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,000
看着周遭的一切 我只是...
I... I look around here, I just...

207
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,620
只是希望有实实在在的事情发生
I just want something real to happen.

208
00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:36,250
就这一次
Just once.

209
00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:41,050
我会搞砸的
I'd mess up.

210
00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:42,660
不会的 即使搞砸了也没关系
You wouldn't. I don't care anyway.

211
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,350
我也一起去 监督你
I'll go with you. I'll be able to force you.

212
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:48,370
扛也要把你扛进去
I'll force you to go.

213
00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:51,890
明天就去
It's tomorrow.

214
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,790
答应我嘛
Come on!

215
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:02,440
说"没问题"
Say yes.

216
00:23:06,910 --> 00:23:08,920
说"好吧"已经是我的极限了
I'll go as far as to say "OK".

217
00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:12,490
也可以接受
Which proves acceptable.

218
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,850
谢天谢地
Thank God for that.

219
00:23:21,010 --> 00:23:22,420
我要走啦
Walking away now.

220
00:23:23,550 --> 00:23:24,720
呆子
You loon!

221
00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:27,420
习惯就好
I can live with it!

222
00:23:58,550 --> 00:24:01,230
没错 我也想好好搞她一把
Yeah, I'd love to fucking ruin that and all.

223
00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:13,820
仁慈

224
00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:15,890
希望

225
00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:17,480
魅影

226
00:24:25,350 --> 00:24:26,410
购买入场券

227
00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:29,730
购买本品需花费一千五百万 是否继续

228
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,190
不是吧
What?

229
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,140
一千五百万
15?

230
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,870
是否购买

231
00:24:36,420 --> 00:24:37,700
玩笑开大了
A flippin' joke...

232
00:24:49,970 --> 00:24:51,330
送礼物

233
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,880
宾送给你一件礼物

234
00:25:28,030 --> 00:25:30,260
魅影宝贝最新消息
New from Wraith Babes.

235
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:33,230
辣妹也有失意时
The hottest girls in the nastiest situations.

236
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,230
直接跳过将扣除里程
是否继续收看

237
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:48,280
第二章 完

238
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,030
第三章

239
00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:56,400
真不敢相信我真要这么做了
Can't believe I'm doing this.

240
00:25:59,730 --> 00:26:01,060
我要这么做
I am doing this.

241
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,140
我做不到
I can't be doing this.

242
00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:07,670
能退掉吗
Can you trade it back?

243
00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:09,200
门票
The ticket?

244
00:26:09,590 --> 00:26:10,700
别瞎想了
Don't be mad.

245
00:26:11,690 --> 00:26:13,970
你让我压力很大你知道吗
It's a lot of pressure to put someone under, you know.

246
00:26:13,970 --> 00:26:17,460
我不是不感谢你 别误会 就是
I mean I'm grateful, don't think I'm not grateful. But it's, it's just...

247
00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:18,590
你语无伦次了
You're babbling.

248
00:26:19,050 --> 00:26:20,100
我语无伦次了
I'm babbling.

249
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,570
这个是我给你折的
I made you this.

250
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,800
从来都留不过一天
You never get to keep them more than a day,

251
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,040
不过还是给你
but there it is, anyway.

252
00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:43,090
可以叠平
It folds flat.

253
00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:46,190
就能藏在裤腰里了
So you can keep them in your waistband.

254
00:26:50,490 --> 00:26:51,620
谢谢
Thank you.

255
00:26:56,570 --> 00:26:57,970
就算是
It's, you know...

256
00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:00,330
一点心意
something.

257
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,060
请面向屏幕
Face the screen, please.

258
00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:38,250
他是你的亲友团吗
Is he your Friends And Family allocation?

259
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,160
是的
Yeah.

260
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,320
请把手伸过来
Hand, please.

261
00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:46,610
这个不是永久的吧
That's not permanent, is it?

262
00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:48,150
不是 最多两个月就掉了
No. Two months max.

263
00:27:48,150 --> 00:27:50,440
绕到右边 穿过扫描仪
Round to the right, and through the scanner.

264
00:28:14,830 --> 00:28:16,090
然后往哪走
Where do we go now?

265
00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:18,190
原地等着
You wait here.

266
00:28:18,890 --> 00:28:19,980
多久
How long?

267
00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:26,230
接下来干什么
So, what do we do?

268
00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:27,280
不知道
I don't know.

269
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:30,830
- 喂 喂 -滚开
- Hey, hey, hey. - Fuck off.

270
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,050
深色头发的那个
One with the dark hair?

271
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,030
懂了 懂了 漂亮的那个
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pretty one.

272
00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:42,440
好的 闪开
Yup. OK. Move.

273
00:28:43,550 --> 00:28:44,780
他们让你去预演了
They want to preview you.

274
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,540
- 什么 -预演 来吧
- What? - Preview. Come on.

275
00:28:47,690 --> 00:28:49,940
- 他是陪我来的 -手
- He's with me. - Hand?

276
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,580
手给我看一下
Show me your hand.

277
00:28:53,490 --> 00:28:54,920
好 你也来
OK. You, too.

278
00:28:55,070 --> 00:28:56,940
这不公平 她才刚来 不公平
That's not fair. She's new. That's not fair.

279
00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:58,390
顺序不是我定的
I don't pick the order.

280
00:28:58,390 --> 00:29:01,150
我都等了一周了 她才刚进来
I've waited here all week, and she's just walked in.

281
00:29:01,150 --> 00:29:03,170
每个人都会上台的
Everyone will get seen eventually.

282
00:29:03,170 --> 00:29:04,910
顺序不是我定的
I don't pick the order.

283
00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,260
我唱歌很好听
But I'm a good singer.

284
00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:09,100
我会唱歌 唱得很好听
I can sing. I'm a good singer, I am.

285
00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:11,760
- 让开 -不公平
- Stand aside. - It's not fair!

286
00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:14,000
不公平
It's not fair!

287
00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:22,240
- 下一组 -站在这
- Next lot. - Stand there.

288
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,010
你想成为塞尔玛一样的巨星吗
Would you like to be as big as Selma one day?

289
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,370
是的 我是说
Yeah, I mean...

290
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,280
请你用
Could you say that

291
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,730
一句完整的话对着镜头再说一遍
as a self-contained sentence into that screen?

292
00:29:38,650 --> 00:29:41,120
我猜我想成为塞尔玛一样的巨星
I guess I'd like to be as big as Selma one day.

293
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,350
好了 去舞台吧
OK. Proceed to stage area.

294
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,260
结束了吗
Are we done?

295
00:29:48,350 --> 00:29:50,240
- 都要表演吗 -就她一个
- Both performing? - Just her.

296
00:29:50,410 --> 00:29:53,060
- 好的 你表演什么呢 -唱歌
- Okay... and what are you? - Singer.

297
00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:55,180
- 静心水 -不用 谢谢
- Cuppliance? - No, thanks.

298
00:29:55,180 --> 00:29:58,610
没得选哦 谢谢 每位选手都必须喝
A-ha. Yes, thanks! It's compulsory for all contestants.

299
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,900
更重要的是 它能防止你紧张得吐出来
More to the point, it'll stop you puking with nerves.

300
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,650
她还得演出呢
She's got to perform.

301
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,560
听着 喝一点 没事的
Look, just sip it, you'll be fine.

302
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,290
开始会有一点晕 会过去的
Just a touch of light foam. It'll pass.

303
00:30:12,470 --> 00:30:13,990
好好享受吧
Make the most of it.

304
00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:15,980
别的地方你可弄不到这东西
You can't get this stuff anywhere else.

305
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,690
- 你还好吗 -还好
- You OK? - Yeah.

306
00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:18,840
还好吗
You OK?

307
00:30:21,630 --> 00:30:23,380
还好 就是
Yeah. Just...

308
00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:28,430
我也说不清 有点晕乎乎的 不过还好
I don't know. Things are just wider apart. I'm fine.

309
00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:32,040
- 真的吗 -没错 不要紧的
- Really? - Yeah, I'm fine.

310
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,100
好了 上场
Right. You're on.

311
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,350
请站近一点
A little closer, please.

312
00:30:57,810 --> 00:30:59,300
再近一点
Little closer.

313
00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:04,030
站到灯光下 亲爱的
Into the light, love.

314
00:31:12,390 --> 00:31:15,950
- 你叫什么名字 -艾比·康
- And who're we looking at here? - Abi Khan.

315
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:18,530
艾比 你今天要给我们表演什么呢
What are you going to do for us today, Abi?

316
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:20,710
我要唱歌
I'm going to sing.

317
00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:22,220
大点声 亲爱的
You speak up, love.

318
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,590
我们又不会咬你
We don't bite.

319
00:31:24,990 --> 00:31:26,260
我要唱歌
I'm going to sing.

320
00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:30,890
你介意把上衣掀起来给我看看吗
Hey, would you mind lifting up your top for me?

321
00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:34,100
可以脱掉上衣吗
Can you take off your top?

322
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,950
我想看看你的波
I want to check out those titties.

323
00:31:39,390 --> 00:31:41,040
快点 时光不等人啊
Come on. Mucho feranto.

324
00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:44,490
没有波看吗
No titties?

325
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,740
她说她要唱歌
She says she's here to sing.

326
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,700
我还是很想看波
I got to see those titties, though.

327
00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:51,610
来嘛 姑娘
Come on, girl.

328
00:31:51,870 --> 00:31:53,200
我是说 靠
I mean, damn!

329
00:31:55,010 --> 00:31:56,210
你真漂亮
You hot.

330
00:31:56,220 --> 00:31:59,440
麻烦开始唱吧
Please, just sing for us.

331
00:34:22,010 --> 00:34:23,960
行了 我必须打断你了
OK. I'm going to stop you there.

332
00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:26,850
这...
That was...

333
00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:29,360
毫无疑问...
without a doubt...

334
00:34:31,850 --> 00:34:35,830
或许是这一季最美的演唱
probably the best piece of singing we've had this season.

335
00:34:35,830 --> 00:34:38,020
好样的
Yes! Well done!

336
00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:44,950
的确如此
Fair play.

337
00:34:47,770 --> 00:34:49,630
但我不得不说
But I have to say...

338
00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:53,710
停 停 我想说
No. No, no. I have to say,

339
00:34:53,930 --> 00:34:57,010
其实 我很同意拉夫的观点
actually, I'm with Rafe on this one.

340
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,150
虽然你的声音挺好 的确不错
Good though your voice is... and it is good.

341
00:35:01,510 --> 00:35:04,460
但却不是世上最美妙的声音
It's not the most magical sound in the world.

342
00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:06,470
只能算是... 不错
It's just... good.

343
00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:10,210
我觉得不是所有人都会被你的歌声迷住
I don't think anyone's really hearing it.

344
00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:12,670
至少男观众们肯定不是
Certainly not the guys in the audience.

345
00:35:12,670 --> 00:35:16,380
你的脸蛋盖过了你的才华
These looks you got going on kind of get in the way.

346
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:18,930
男人想得到你 女人会恨死你
Men will want you. Women will hate you.

347
00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:21,330
你在台上的每分每秒
All the time you're on stage,

348
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:23,830
男人都会充满幻想
couldn't help picturing you

349
00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:26,910
有关色情的幻想
in an erotic scenario,

350
00:35:27,980 --> 00:35:30,220
会被你搞得性致勃勃 我说的是实话
getting pretty turned on, if I'm honest.

351
00:35:34,190 --> 00:35:35,250
好吧
Right.

352
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,680
你看起来这么纯美
You've got this pure beauty

353
00:35:37,870 --> 00:35:40,190
这才是你的制胜法宝
what seems to be a knockout figure.

354
00:35:40,630 --> 00:35:43,720
而你这种纯真
And this sort of interesting innocence going on.

355
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,230
我觉得正是拉夫的色情台
That's something I think Rafe's erotica channels

356
00:35:46,230 --> 00:35:47,700
最擅长发挥的
could really play with.

357
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:50,140
没错 我第一眼见到你
Absolutely. That's what I thought

358
00:35:50,140 --> 00:35:52,160
就是这么想的
the moment I saw you.

359
00:35:52,180 --> 00:35:53,560
第一眼
The moment.

360
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:57,160
我会看的 应该没有哪个男的不想看
I'd watch. I don't know a man here who wouldn't.

361
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,050
说实话 一些女人也会看的
To be honest, some of us girls might join you.

362
00:36:03,380 --> 00:36:04,490
放开我
Get off me!

363
00:36:04,490 --> 00:36:06,130
别 艾比
Don't! Abi!

364
00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:09,530
不 艾比
No! Abi! Abi!

365
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,230
这不是我...
I don't think that's quite...

366
00:36:14,010 --> 00:36:18,930
你以后再也不用蹬车了 哪怕一分钟
You will never have to pedal again. Not one minute.

367
00:36:19,390 --> 00:36:21,640
我们可以让你走向成功
We could really work with you.

368
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,260
上一季来的全是歌手 没完没了
Last year we had singers, singers, singers.

369
00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:26,460
太多歌手了
So many singers.

370
00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:29,660
- 所以 想当歌手必须非常出众 -没错
- So, to be a singer you have to be truly exceptional. - Yeah.

371
00:36:29,830 --> 00:36:33,600
中等偏上的水平 是无法容身的
There's just no slots left for an above average singer.

372
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,340
至少下几季不可能 仁慈你说呢
Not for the next few years, at least. Charity?

373
00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:39,470
不可能 歌手已经饱和了
No. Saturation point, singer-wise.

374
00:36:40,190 --> 00:36:42,570
这季一刚开始我们就说过
Listen. We said, right from the start.

375
00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:45,110
我们要来点新花样
We'll go with something different this season.

376
00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:47,200
所以我们请了他来评审席
That's why he's on the panel!

377
00:36:47,810 --> 00:36:51,680
她在我们频道会成为巨星
She would be a star on our stream.

378
00:36:51,820 --> 00:36:52,990
巨星啊
A star.

379
00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:55,020
在他那就...
On his...

380
00:36:56,660 --> 00:36:58,380
顶多是个摆设
You're furniture, at best.

381
00:36:58,380 --> 00:37:01,710
别在乎羞耻 别在乎别人怎么说
Forget about all the shame, and all that ppht-ppht-tew.

382
00:37:01,710 --> 00:37:03,280
这些我们都可以应付
We medicate against that.

383
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,970
你会永远快乐
You will have pleasure forever.

384
00:37:05,970 --> 00:37:08,660
宝贝 现实就是 要么选这个
Realistically, sweetheart, it is that,

385
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:10,130
要么回去骑车
or the bike.

386
00:37:13,390 --> 00:37:14,420
我不想...
I don't, I don't think...

387
00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:16,490
听着 这样我就不高兴了
Ok, you know, this is starting to annoy me.

388
00:37:17,410 --> 00:37:20,920
我问你 是谁在为这聚光灯提供能源
Who do you think is powering that spotlight?

389
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,280
成千上万的人 是他们
Millions of people. That's who.

390
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,960
所有在看这节目的人
All of them, out there, right now.

391
00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:34,320
他们老老实实地骑车
Putting in an honest day on the bike,

392
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,900
而你却站在他们赐予你的灯光下 犹豫不决
while you stand in the light they're generating and dither.

393
00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:39,310
你知道吗
You know what?

394
00:37:39,430 --> 00:37:40,620
他们愿意付出所有
They would give anything,

395
00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:43,150
不顾一切 只为站在这台上
do anything to be where you are now.

396
00:37:44,270 --> 00:37:45,600
不对吗
Am I right?

397
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,600
你想对这个机会嗤之以鼻 好像这一文不值
You want to cock a snook at all that, as though it's nothing.

398
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:55,690
好像他们也一文不值
As though they're nothing.

399
00:37:56,450 --> 00:37:58,160
这让我恶心
And that makes me sick.

400
00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:00,620
但是 其实吧
But, you know what?

401
00:38:01,910 --> 00:38:03,950
或许你真的就注定该骑车
Maybe you do belong on the bike.

402
00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:07,000
因为你根本就不想从车上下来
Because you don't seem to be very willing to step off it.

403
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,220
我想
I do want to.

404
00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:12,340
想好了吗
Do we have a decision?

405
00:38:12,530 --> 00:38:22,530
同意 同意 同意 同意
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

406
00:38:47,140 --> 00:38:48,340
好吧
I suppose.

407
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,240
太爽了
Go on!

408
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,510
太牛了
Well done!

409
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:32,680
第三章 完

410
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,020
第四章

411
00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:54,430
静心水

412
00:40:10,130 --> 00:40:12,280
我的新生活最好之处在于
Best thing about my new lifestyle...

413
00:40:13,430 --> 00:40:15,570
能遇到很多帅哥
I get to meet lots of hot guys.

414
00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:19,840
魅影待我很好
Wraith treats me well.

415
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,270
他妈的
For Christ's sake!

416
00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:26,330
我给了钱的
I pay for this!

417
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:30,300
给... 了... 钱... 的
I... pay... for... this!

418
00:40:30,310 --> 00:40:34,040
我没命地骑..而你... 我操
I pump my arse off, and you... Fuck you!

419
00:40:35,450 --> 00:40:38,120
到处走吧 肥猪
Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits.

420
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,300
找到你的猪圈 然后滚蛋吧
Find your horizon and fuck off over it!

421
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,230
这是我的梦想
It's a dream.

422
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:47,960
我能住在...
I get to live...

423
00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:49,920
一个...
in a...

424
00:40:50,010 --> 00:40:51,680
漂亮的地方
beautiful place.

425
00:40:52,310 --> 00:40:53,380
还要...
And...

426
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,020
穿的全是...
wear lots of...

427
00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:58,540
漂亮衣服
beautiful things.

428
00:41:03,590 --> 00:41:04,940
一切恍然如梦
It's a dream.

429
00:41:28,450 --> 00:41:30,350
余额不足
Insufficient funds.

430
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:30,430
余额不足

431
00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:32,400
来自魅影宝贝
From Wraith Babes...

432
00:41:33,630 --> 00:41:35,480
来吧 小妞
C'mon, girl...

433
00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:37,250
魅影宝贝真人秀特别节目
A Wraith Babes reality special.

434
00:41:37,690 --> 00:41:40,330
我猜我想成为塞尔玛一样的巨星
I guess I'd like to be as big as Selma one day.

435
00:41:41,190 --> 00:41:42,480
万众瞩目之下
Millions watched her

436
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,650
她走上最高人气的舞台
glide through the Hot Shot curtain of dreams

437
00:41:44,650 --> 00:41:46,530
倾情高歌
to sing her heart out.

438
00:41:50,740 --> 00:41:53,630
你猜中了开头 却猜不中结局
What happened next shocked them all.

439
00:41:53,630 --> 00:41:55,410
我们可以让你走向成功
We could really work with you.

440
00:41:55,410 --> 00:41:56,750
想好了吗
Do we have a decision?

441
00:41:57,410 --> 00:42:01,140
来看她令人惊艳的桃色处女秀
Now, watch her stunning erotic debut...

442
00:42:05,580 --> 00:42:07,010
不 不 不 不 不要
No, no, no, no, no...

443
00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:09,510
瞧瞧 谁在这呀
So, who do we have here?

444
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:11,630
我是艾比
I'm Abi.

445
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,560
自从你上了最高人气
You were at Hot Shot.

446
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,290
便让人朝思暮想
You were real impressive.

447
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,140
继续观看
Resume viewing!

448
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:23,560
- 不看 -继续观看
- No! No! - Resume viewing!

449
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,940
继续观看
Resume viewing!

450
00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:27,770
继续观看 继续观看
Resume viewing! Resume viewing!

451
00:42:27,770 --> 00:42:30,500
继续观看
Resume viewing!

452
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,750
看看你
Look at you.

453
00:42:34,590 --> 00:42:36,260
肤若凝脂 光洁如玉
All clean and shiny.

454
00:42:38,550 --> 00:42:40,730
广告时间出口禁用
Portal disabled during commercial.

455
00:42:40,730 --> 00:42:42,880
精彩纷呈 高潮迭起
You'll see everything.

456
00:42:43,010 --> 00:42:45,060
准备大饱眼福吧
You'll see it all!

457
00:42:45,950 --> 00:42:47,330
张嘴
Open your mouth.

458
00:42:47,450 --> 00:42:49,830
张大点 吸进去
Open... take it in...

459
00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:53,630
吸进去 很好
take it in... yeah...

460
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:59,490
不 不 不 不
No! No! No! No!

461
00:44:34,370 --> 00:44:37,880
第四章 完

462
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,100
第五章

463
00:45:10,820 --> 00:45:12,640
辣妹也有失意时...
The hottest girls in the nasty situations...

464
00:47:34,130 --> 00:47:40,730
购买入场券

465
00:47:34,730 --> 00:47:35,830
购买本品需花费一千五百万
是否继续

466
00:47:36,330 --> 00:47:38,490
是否购买

467
00:48:51,610 --> 00:48:52,990
借过 请让一让
Could you stand aside, please?

468
00:48:55,290 --> 00:48:56,660
走吧 我们去预演
OK. We're going to preview.

469
00:48:56,660 --> 00:48:59,080
到后面来 请走在我前面
Come up into the back, in front of me, please.

470
00:48:59,290 --> 00:49:00,510
你搞错了吧
Are you messing?

471
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,200
你说哪种
A what-nic one?

472
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,270
有色人种
An eth-nic one!

473
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,040
有了
On it.

474
00:49:16,230 --> 00:49:17,710
我们预演一下好吗
We're going to preview, all right?

475
00:49:17,710 --> 00:49:19,250
跟我去后台吧
Want to follow me in the back?

476
00:49:20,230 --> 00:49:21,640
你就是个贱人
You're a prick!

477
00:49:25,670 --> 00:49:26,790
下一个
Next lot.

478
00:49:27,870 --> 00:49:28,890
站在这
Stand there!

479
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,730
什么项目 魔术师吗
So what are you, a magician?

480
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,270
表演家
An entertainer.

481
00:49:37,270 --> 00:49:41,130
请你用一句完整的话对着镜头再说一遍
Could you say that down the screen as a self-contained sentence?

482
00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:45,370
宾汉姆·麦德森 6-324区

483
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,120
我是一个表演家
I'm an entertainer.

484
00:49:52,660 --> 00:49:54,660
上台前 得喝一盒静心水
Before you go on, you need to drink a Cuppliance.

485
00:49:54,660 --> 00:49:56,660
- 刚才让我喝过了 -是吗 那好
- They give me one back there. - Really? OK.

486
00:49:57,030 --> 00:49:59,850
如此一来 你可以...
Well, in that case, you are good to...

487
00:50:01,070 --> 00:50:02,030
走了
go.

488
00:50:15,850 --> 00:50:17,000
叫什么
Who are you?

489
00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:18,890
宾·麦德森
Bing Madsen.

490
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,440
你要向我们展示什么才艺
What are you planning to do for us?

491
00:50:21,450 --> 00:50:22,520
我靠
What the fuck?

492
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,270
一种秀
A sort of performance.

493
00:50:25,210 --> 00:50:26,840
一种秀
A sort of performance?

494
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:27,780
是的
Yes.

495
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,850
神秘莫测的男人
Man of mystery!

496
00:50:35,230 --> 00:50:37,150
那我们拭目以待吧
I suppose we'd better see it.

497
00:50:37,970 --> 00:50:38,990
好
Ok.

498
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:21,980
傻逼
Knob'ead!

499
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:23,720
你算什么鸟
Fucking cock!

500
00:51:37,690 --> 00:51:38,940
站住别动 我认真的 这可是大动脉
Stop there or I'll do it. This is a main artery.

501
00:51:38,940 --> 00:51:40,580
再走一步就是逼我去死
Keep walking, you kill me.

502
00:51:45,590 --> 00:51:47,700
在我说完之前谁也别来拦我
No one stops me till I've said my piece.

503
00:51:47,710 --> 00:51:48,800
之后随你们处置
Then you can do what you like.

504
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,420
你他妈倒是死死看
Man, just fucking kill yourself.

505
00:51:50,420 --> 00:51:53,890
在老子面前撒野 老子发誓会把你揍活
Get heavy on me, I swear to God, I kick your ass back to life,

506
00:51:53,890 --> 00:51:55,950
再亲手剁了你这颗猪头
just so I could cut your goddamn head off.

507
00:51:58,140 --> 00:51:59,050
动手吧
Go on!

508
00:52:02,950 --> 00:52:04,740
我们不妨就让他说吧
I think we should let him speak.

509
00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:11,650
说吧 说吧 说吧 说吧 说吧
Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak!

510
00:52:11,650 --> 00:52:14,070
那我们就姑且一听了
Let's hear what he has to say.

511
00:52:17,980 --> 00:52:18,940
行了吧
Well?

512
00:52:19,380 --> 00:52:20,470
说啊
Come on.

513
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,360
如你所愿 我们洗耳恭听
Got our attention, as requested.

514
00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:26,470
你想说什么
What do you want to say?

515
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:33,080
你准备了一个演讲 是吧
Have you prepared a speech, is that it?

516
00:52:35,430 --> 00:52:36,440
说啊
Speak!

517
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,580
我没准备什么演讲 一个字都没准备
I haven't got a speech. I didn't plan words.

518
00:52:38,580 --> 00:52:39,970
也没想过要准备...
I didn't even try to...

519
00:52:40,430 --> 00:52:41,640
我只知道我必须到这里来
I just knew I had to get here,

520
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,730
站到台上 让你们听好了
to stand here, and I wanted you to listen.

521
00:52:43,730 --> 00:52:45,980
用心听 而不是像你们一贯那样
To really listen, not just pull a face like you're listening,

522
00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:47,580
神色正经 假装在听
like you do the rest of the time.

523
00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:49,830
假装你们是真情流露而不是虚情假意
A face that you're feeling instead of processing.

524
00:52:50,620 --> 00:52:53,770
你们戴着面具 在舞台上装腔作势
You pull a face, and poke it towards the stage,

525
00:52:53,830 --> 00:52:55,590
而我们竭尽所能
and we lah-di-dah

526
00:52:55,870 --> 00:52:57,510
唱歌跳舞 满地打滚
we sing and dance and tumble around.

527
00:52:57,810 --> 00:53:00,460
在你们眼中我们都不是人
And all you see up here, it's not people,

528
00:53:00,460 --> 00:53:03,230
在你们眼中我们都是傀儡 不是人
you don't see people up here, it's all fodder.

529
00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:04,890
傀儡越虚伪 越能得你们欢心
And the faker the fodder, the more you love it,

530
00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:07,370
因为虚伪才是需求 才对胃口
because fake fodder's the only thing that works any more.

531
00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:10,490
我们只能接受这个 当然 还有别的
Fake fodder is all that we can stomach. Actually, not quite all.

532
00:53:10,490 --> 00:53:12,930
皮肉之苦 恶语相向 大家喜闻乐见
Real pain, real viciousness, that we can take.

533
00:53:12,930 --> 00:53:14,420
看到肥佬被吊在杆子上
Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole.

534
00:53:14,420 --> 00:53:16,720
我们可以笑出眼泪 也觉得理所当然
We laugh ourselves feral, because we've earned the right,

535
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:19,230
我们辛苦骑车 而这个废物却偷懒养肥
we've done cell time and he's slacking, the scum,

536
00:53:19,230 --> 00:53:21,100
所以一万个呵呵送给他
so ha-ha-ha at him!

537
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,710
我们脑中除了绝望别无其他
Because we're so out of our minds with desperation,

538
00:53:23,710 --> 00:53:25,290
我们无所适从
we don't know any better.

539
00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:28,080
除了看傀儡选手作秀 就是买狗屎商品解闷
All we know is fake fodder and buying shit.

540
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,380
我们与人沟通
That's how we speak to each other,

541
00:53:29,390 --> 00:53:30,990
自我表达的方式
how we express ourselves,

542
00:53:30,990 --> 00:53:32,000
就是买狗屎
is buying shit.

543
00:53:32,030 --> 00:53:33,420
还有什么梦想呢
What, I have a dream?

544
00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:36,440
我们的梦想就是给电子形象买个新应用
The peak of our dreams is a new app for our Dopple,

545
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,010
那玩意都不存在
it doesn't exist!

546
00:53:38,010 --> 00:53:39,210
根本什么都不是
It's not even there!

547
00:53:39,210 --> 00:53:40,900
我们买的都是根本不存在的狗屎
We buy shit that's not even there.

548
00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:43,610
你们给不了我们真实又美丽的东西
Show us something real and free and beautiful. You couldn't.

549
00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:45,990
对吧 那会摧毁我们
Yeah? It'd break us.

550
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,250
我们的感官早已麻木
We're too numb for it.

551
00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:48,300
我很可能被真相呛死
I might as well choke.

552
00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:50,290
我们受不了真正美好的东西
It's only so much wonder we can bear.

553
00:53:50,290 --> 00:53:52,040
无论你们发现多么美好的事物
When you find any wonder whatsoever,

554
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:54,200
都要将其撕碎 碎成一小块一小块的
you dole it out in meagre portions.

555
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,540
然后经过夸大 经过包装
Only then until it's augmented, and packaged,

556
00:53:56,540 --> 00:53:59,820
经过无数次机械化的过滤
and pumped through 10,000 preassigned filters

557
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:02,270
直到一切都变成毫无意义的噱头
till it's nothing more than a meaningless series of lights,

558
00:54:02,270 --> 00:54:05,860
而我们则日复一日地蹬车 去往何处
while we ride day in day out, going where?

559
00:54:06,580 --> 00:54:08,080
为了什么
Powering what?

560
00:54:08,550 --> 00:54:11,000
只为给那些大大小小的
All tiny cells and tiny screens and bigger cells

561
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,160
格子间和屏幕供电
and bigger screens and fuck you!

562
00:54:14,330 --> 00:54:17,420
去你妈的 归根结底就是这样 去你妈的
Fuck you, that's what it boils down to. Fuck you!

563
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,960
你们他妈的坐在这里 让事情越变越糟
Fuck you for sitting there and slowly making things worse.

564
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,000
去你妈的聚光灯 去你妈的伪善脸
Fuck you and your spotlight and your sanctimonious faces.

565
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,860
我这辈子第一次拥有真实的感受
Fuck you all for taking the one thing

566
00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:29,660
而你们这帮王八蛋又给夺走了 去你妈的
I've came close to anything real but anything.

567
00:54:30,370 --> 00:54:34,110
你们就知道吸血 就知道压榨和嘲弄
For oozing around it and crushing it into a bone, into a joke.

568
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,790
只是给这个笑柄大国多加了一个笑柄
One more ugly joke in a kingdom of millions.

569
00:54:36,790 --> 00:54:40,090
而这都是你们造成的
Fuck you for happening.

570
00:54:41,350 --> 00:54:44,480
我代表我自己 代表我们 代表所有人
Fuck you for me, for us, for everyone.

571
00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:45,630
去你妈的
Fuck you!

572
00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:10,790
刚才那是 毫无疑问
That was, without a doubt,

573
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:16,750
自节目开播以来 我在这个舞台上见到的
the most heartfelt thing I've seen on this stage

574
00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:18,680
最发自肺腑的表演
since Hot Shot began!

575
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:25,010
太棒了
Brilliant!

576
00:55:25,010 --> 00:55:26,500
你
You...

577
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,260
你的表达清晰有力
you're so articulating something we all,

578
00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:33,580
我想演播厅里的每一个人
and I mean everyone in this hall,

579
00:55:33,710 --> 00:55:35,960
都赞成你的观点
something we all agree on.

580
00:55:36,380 --> 00:55:39,080
尽管我们也许没有完全理解
Even though we may not comprehend all of it.

581
00:55:39,180 --> 00:55:42,820
我还是要说我们的确感受到了
I think I'm right in saying we do feel it.

582
00:55:43,550 --> 00:55:44,750
我也一样
Even me.

583
00:55:45,030 --> 00:55:47,430
我知道在你眼里我是个坏人
I know you've got me down as this creature.

584
00:55:47,980 --> 00:55:50,680
不过你听着
You know, hey...

585
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,240
我了解你的立场
I get where you're coming from.

586
00:55:54,290 --> 00:55:56,400
- 我喜欢你的表演 -这不是表演
- I like your stuff. - It's not stuff.

587
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,690
这是真相 对吧
It's truth. Am I right?

588
00:56:00,230 --> 00:56:04,440
虽然只是你眼中的真相 但那也算是真相
Your truth, admittedly, but truth nonetheless.

589
00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:05,750
你是对的
And you're right.

590
00:56:06,110 --> 00:56:10,310
我们的生活的确缺少真实性
Authenticity is in woefully short supply.

591
00:56:11,830 --> 00:56:13,770
我很想再听到你的演说
I'd like to hear you talk again.

592
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:18,440
怎么做
How so?

593
00:56:19,260 --> 00:56:22,260
我可以给你开一档节目
The slot on one of my streams

594
00:56:22,660 --> 00:56:25,350
你可以继续用这种风格演说
where you can talk just like that.

595
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,810
我一定会看 这真是充满了激情
I'd watch it. It was such great passion.

596
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:37,950
他说的没错 你在那一定能火 伙计
He's a'right. You're a little hot there, bud.

597
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,760
抹脖子这招玩得漂亮
That throat cutting thing? Neat gimmick.

598
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,920
你觉得怎么样
What do you say?

599
00:56:42,810 --> 00:56:45,020
时长半小时 每周两次
30 minutes twice a week?

600
00:56:48,310 --> 00:56:53,310
同意 同意 同意 同意
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

601
00:56:53,310 --> 00:56:58,310
同意 同意 同意 同意
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

602
00:56:58,310 --> 00:57:03,210
同意 同意 同意 同意
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

603
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:05,600
快同意 你个混账
Go on, you bastard.

604
00:57:11,090 --> 00:57:13,040
总比蹬车强
Beats the bike.

605
00:57:13,230 --> 00:57:14,500
那是当然
Certainly does.

606
00:57:30,450 --> 00:57:31,670
我们请来了奥利弗
We have with us Oliver.

607
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:33,680
奥利弗6个月前还是清洁工
Oliver was biking cleaner 6 months ago

608
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,510
但他不停地吃 一直吃到108公斤
but he ate and ate till he hit 17 stone

609
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:41,620
他今天来挑战闹翻天啦
and he's here today to try and beat us on Botherguts!

610
00:57:42,210 --> 00:57:43,850
继续吃啊
Keep going.

611
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,560
好了 别唱了
OK, I'm going to stop you there.

612
00:57:56,540 --> 00:57:59,550
实在是糟透了
That was achingly terrible.

613
00:57:59,550 --> 00:58:01,770
你还不如一块抹布招人喜欢呢
You have the magnetism of a towel.

614
00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:03,940
我都不想再看到你
I don't ever want to look at you again.

615
00:58:04,030 --> 00:58:07,280
我也同意 很抱歉 亲爱的
I have to agree. I'm so sorry, love.

616
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:10,630
你给人的第一印象除了令人生厌
You came across as fundamentally unlikeable

617
00:58:10,630 --> 00:58:13,320
就是一无是处
and really quite worthless.

618
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:14,320
说得对
Right.

619
00:58:14,450 --> 00:58:16,260
就算你下面装满了蜜
You could fill that pussy with honey

620
00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:18,190
我也不愿意操你
and I still wouldn't fuck it.

621
00:58:18,820 --> 00:58:21,050
我是个好歌手 我会唱歌 真的
I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah.

622
00:58:21,050 --> 00:58:22,930
这是我命中注定的
Cos this is my destiny

623
00:58:22,930 --> 00:58:25,350
我能唱 操
and I can sing, fu...!

624
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,160
你喜欢这个对吧 艾比
Like that, don't you, Abi?

625
00:58:32,740 --> 00:58:33,920
说出来
Say it.

626
00:58:34,530 --> 00:58:35,710
是的
Yeah.

627
00:58:37,260 --> 00:58:43,100
仅上周就推出了一万五千套新的电子装扮
15,000 new dopple wardrobe options launched last week alone.

628
00:58:43,820 --> 00:58:47,930
这就是说 在你变成死鬼之前
It effectively translates as 15,000 new ways to kill time

629
00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:50,460
宾的玻璃片

630
00:58:47,930 --> 00:58:50,390
又多了一万五千种浪费生命的手段
in your cell before you explore an afterlife

631
00:58:50,390 --> 00:58:52,040
况且 根本没有鬼
which doesn't exist anyway.

632
00:58:52,470 --> 00:58:55,840
运气好的话 它会让你忘掉蹬车的伤痛
With any luck, it'll take your mind off those saddle sores?

633
00:58:57,830 --> 00:58:58,840
知道我为什么
You know the only thing

634
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,580
还没有把自己的脖子划开吗
stopping me from slashing myself open right now?

635
00:59:03,350 --> 00:59:05,090
我怕自己不会立刻断气
I might not die right away.

636
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,480
在我弥留之际 他们会想办法
And before I went, they'd find a way

637
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,580
向半死不活的我索取两万里程
to charge my twitching half-dead cadaver,

638
00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:12,760
作为玻璃清理的费用
20,000 merits for swabbing the walls clean.

639
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,260
- 说得对 -总之
- Yeah. - Anyway,

640
00:59:14,860 --> 00:59:16,300
活下去吧
hang on in there

641
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,130
如果你别无选择
if you must.

642
00:59:24,550 --> 00:59:26,440
他们说 我们都是在一起的
We're all in this together they say.

643
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,250
对 没错
Yeah, right.

644
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:31,930
永别了
Farewell forever.

645
00:59:34,460 --> 00:59:36,190
下周同一时间再见
Till the same time next week.

646
00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:41,720
已离线
Stream off-line.